Youtube daily report Jun 7 2017

WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW."

I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

( APPLAUSE ) FIRST OF ALL, CONGRATULATIONS--

I'M GOING TO START OFF TONIGHT'S SHOW BECAUSE CONGRATULATIONSES

ARE IN ORDER TO GEORGE AND AMAL CLOONEY ON THE BIRTH OF THEIR

TWINS.

GOOD FOR YOU, GUYS.

( APPLAUSE ) SO AT 56, GEORGE IS NOW

OFFICIALLY A D.I.L.F. -- A DASHING INTENSELY LIBERAL

FATHER.

( LAUGHTER ) ALSO, I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH HIM.

THERE'S ALSO SLIGHTLY LESS IMPORTANT NEWS THAN THAT.

JUST A LITTLE BIT LESS.

IT'S A TOP-SECRET N.S.A. REPORT THAT DETAILED RUSSIAN HACKING

EFFORTS DAYS BEFORE THE 2016 ELECTION.

DAYS BEFORE?

COME ON, GUCCIFER.

THAT'S POOR PLANNING.

YOU CAN'T LEAVE YOUR HACKING TO LAST MINUTE.

PUT SOME THOUGHT INTO IT.

NO ONE WANTS AN ELECTION YOU JUST PICKED UP AT WALGREENS.

( LAUGHTER ) APPARENTLY, RUSSIAN HACKERS

TRIED TO GAIN ACCESS TO A COMPANY CALLED V.R. SYSTEMS BY

SENDING WORKERS THERE PHONY EMAILS THAT APPEARED TO BE FROM

GOOGLE THAT WOULD REQUEST THEIR LOGIN CREDENTIALS.

OKAY, HERE'S A LITTLE TIP: IF IT LOOKS LIKE GOOGLE BUT ISN'T

REALLY, IT'S EITHER A HACKER OR BING.

DON'T OPEN EITHER.

JUST STAY AWAY FROM BOTH OF THEM AFTER-- I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

THAT'S HOW BAD BING IS.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THAT JOKE WORKS.

AFTER THE HACKERS GAINED ACCESS TO THE COMPANY'S ACCOUNTS, THEY

THEN SENT "AN EMAIL TO TRICK LOCAL U.S. GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES

INTO OPENING DOCUMENTS THAT WERE "INVISIBLY TAINTED WITH POTENT

MALWARE."

OKAY, THEY SENT IT TO THE POLL WORKERS, OKAY.

THIS IS HOW DEMOCRACY ENDS, WITH A FAKE EMAIL SENT TO THE ANCIENT

CAT LADY MANNING THE POLLING STATION AT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL GYM.

( LAUGHTER ) "OKAY, LET'S CHECK MY AOL.

OKAY, HERE'S SOMETHING: 'FORWARD, FORWARD, FORWARD,

FORWARD, ANTIAGING CREAM WITH SCENT OF GRANDSON.

OH, CLICK."

THERE YOU GO.

SO WHO REALLY KNOWS WHO WON NOVEMBER 8 NOW, OTHER THAN

VLADIMIR PUTIN.

NOW, I'M A LITTLE RUSTY ON MY CONSTITUTION, BUT I GUESS THIS

MEANS NEW ELECTION?

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WHY NOT?

SURE, LET'S HAVE ANOTHER ONE.

LET'S JUST GET THE BAND BACK TOGETHER.

SOMEBODY FIND JEB AND WAKE HIM UP!

I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS.

CHECK THE MILD SALSA AISLE.

( LAUGHTER ) OR A STORE THAT SELLS ONLY

MAYONNAISE.

NOW, ALL ALONG, DONALD TRUMP HAS SAID THE ENTIRE RUSSIA STORY IS

FAKE NEWS, AND THERE'S NO WAY TO KNOW WHETHER THIS

DOCUMENT WAS REAL, OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT THE LEAKER WAS

IMMEDIATELY ARRESTED.

"FAKE NEWS, REAL PRISON."

( LAUGHTER ) THE LEAKER'S NAME-- AND THIS IS

TRUE-- REALITY WINNER.

SO, IT'S OFFICIAL-- THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS AT WAR WITH

REALITY.

( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

♪ ♪ ♪ NOW, MS. WINNER IS A 25-YEAR-OLD

FORMER AIR FORCE LINGUIST WHO SPEAKS THREE MIDDLE EASTERN

LANGUAGES, WHICH SHOULD HAVE RAISED RED FLAGS RIGHT THERE.

BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHERE THEY SPEAK MIDDLE EASTERN LANGUAGES?

THE MIDDLE EAST!

( LAUGHTER ) REALITY WINNER HAD TOP SECRET

SECURITY CLEARANCE AND WORKED FOR A PRIVATE INTELLIGENCE

CONTRACTOR CALLED THE PLURIBUS INTERNATIONAL CORPORATION.

SO A YOUNG FEMALE SPY NAMED REALITY WINNER STOLE

INTELLIGENCE FROM THE PLURIBUS CORPORATION.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BOND MOVIE, WHICH, OF COURSE, MAKES DONALD

TRUMP.

♪ SMALL FINGER ♪ WA-WA-WA!

HERE'S HOW THEY CAUGHT HER.

INVESTIGATORS NOTICED THE DOCUMENT APPEARED TO HAVE BEEN

FOLDED, MEANING SOMEONE PRINTED IT OUT, AND IT CONTAINED "SMALL,

BARELY VISIBLE YELLOW DOTS THAT SHOW EXACTLY WHEN AND WHERE

DOCUMENTS, ANY DOCUMENT, IS PRINTED."

WOW, YOU CAN TRACE ANY DOCUMENT BASED ON THE PRINTER.

IT'S LIKE N.C.I.S. MEETS DILBERT!

( LAUGHTER ) SO NOW THE EVIDENCE THAT RUSSIA

TRIED TO MANIPULATE THE ELECTION IS PRETTY STRONG TO EVERYONE BUT

THE GUY WHO DID IT, VLADIMIR PUTIN.

SO, ON SUNDAY, HE APPEARED ON MEGYN KELLY'S NEW SUNDAY NIGHT

NEWS SHOW, "SIXTY MINUTES OF MEGYN KELLY."

AND WHEN IT CAME TO WHO REALLY WAS BEHIND THE ELECTION

TAMPERING, PUTIN'S EXPLANATION RELIED ON WHAT'S CALLED OCCAM'S

RAZOR, BECAUSE THE WHOLE THING MAKES ME WANT TO CUT MY

WRISTS.

JIM?

>> Translator: THERE'S A THEORY THAT KENNEDY'S ASSASSINATION WAS

ARRANGED BY THE UNITED STATES INTELLIGENCE SERVICES.

SO IF THIS THEORY IS CORRECT-- AND THAT CAN'T BE RULED OUT--

THEN WHAT COULD BE EASIER IN THIS DAY AND AGE THAN USING ALL

THE TECHNICAL MEANS AT THE DISPOSAL OF THE INTELLIGENCE

SERVICES AND USING THOSE MEANS TO ORGANIZE SOME ATTACKS AND

THEN POINTING THE FINGER AT RUSSIA?

>> Stephen: NICE TRY, VLAD, BUT I WILL NOT STAND BY WHILE YOU

TRY TO CONFUSE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WITH (BLEEP) CONSPIRACY

THEORIES.

THAT IS DONALD TRUMP'S JOB.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) MEANWHILE-- NO, I WON'T TAKE IT!

♪ ♪ ♪ MEANWHILE, A LOT OF PEOPLE IN

THE WHITE HOUSE ARE WORRIED ABOUT A BIG SHAKEUP RIGHT

NOW.

NONE MORE SO THAN CHIEF OF STAFF AND MAN WHOSE NAME SOUNDS

MORE MADE UP THAN "COVFEFE," REINCE PRIEBUS.

NOW, PRIEBUS HAS ALWAYS HAD A BIT OF TROUBLE FITTING IN AT THE

WHITE HOUSE BECAUSE HE LACKS THE ONE QUALITY TRUMP VALUES MOST IN

HIS STAFF: BEING MARRIED TO IVANKA.

EVEN THOUGH REINCE STILL HAS HIS JOB, INSIDERS SAY THAT HE'S A

DEAD MAN WALKING.

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE WALKING DEAD.

THAT'S STEVE BANNON.

( LAUGHTER ) HE LOOKS FINE.

HE LOOKS GOOD.

HE'S GOT A NICE TAN.

GOT A NICE TAN.

NOW, THERE'S ONE THING REALLY KEEPING PRIEBUS FROM BEING

REPLACED, AND THAT'S FINDING A REPLACEMENT.

APPARENTLY, HIS GREATEST JOB SECURITY IS THAT THERE ARE FEW

TAKERS FOR WHAT MIGHT BE AN UNWORKABLE GIG.

SO, I JUST WANT TO SAY TO THE PRESIDENT, YOU MIGHT WANT TO

HOLD OFF BUILDING THAT BORDER WALL, BECAUSE WHITE HOUSE CHIEF

OF STAFF IS ANOTHER JOB AMERICANS DON'T WANT TO DO.

AND IT'S A LOT LIKE FARM WORK: LONG HOURS, LOW PAY, AND A WHOLE

LOT OF MANURE SHOVELING.

WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

I'LL BE JOINED BY SELMA HAYEK PINAULT.

BUT FIRST, I'LL BE TALKING TWITTER WITH A CERTAIN CARTOON

WORLD LEADER.

STICK AROUND, WON'T YOU?

For more infomation >> The Trump Administration Gets A 'Reality' Check - Duration: 7:50.

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Boom Beach Developer Update: New Hero, Basebuilder, and Tribes! - Duration: 10:55.

- Hey, everybody! I'm Ryan. - And I'm Eino.

We're really excited to be back.

Today we're going to talk about what's coming in the next update.

Let's dive right in. First things first. Let's talk about the bug fixes.

What are the two biggest changes in this update?

Right. On the bug fixes side,

the biggest lingering issue that we had from the previous patch

was that the heroes' passive abilities weren't leveling up properly.

Even with a high-level hero,

you didn't have a high-level passive ability.

The passive ability was stuck on level 1.

We've taken care of that. So, after we patch,

Everspark should release her Critters

on a faster cadence once you've leveled her up,

and Brick's grenades that she fires at the buildings that she engages,

should be more powerful now.

Nobody will have to do anything,

those will be fixed when downloading the update.

- Exactly. - Awesome.

On the balancing side, we've done a bunch of balancing changes.

We've done some buffing on the hero side, we've increased their damage,

but I think that the biggest one

is probably the Machine Gun blind zone that we've added.

The Machine Gun got a big buff in the last update.

We've taken that down a notch.

We haven't changed its damage,

or the rate of fire.

What we did is add a small blind zone.

By blind zones, I mean the zones the Mortar and the Rocket Launcher have.

We've added a tiny blind zone

to the very extreme close ranges on the Machine Gun.

So troops like Warriors and Critters can actually...

If they can get close, they can take down the Machine Gun.

- The Machine Gun won't fire back. - Cool.

So, Machine Guns and Warriors will have a different kind of effect.

They'll have a different relationship. A longer term goal is

to develop more solid roles for each defensive building.

Flamethrowers will be the de facto close range defensive building

instead of the Machine Gun.

That said, if you cluster the Machine Guns together,

they'll be able to support each other.

It's only the Machine Guns that have enemies at very close range

that won't be able to fire back.

Of course, we're going to have a lot more bug fixes and changes.

Be sure to check reddit and the forums,

and there we'll list them.

All right. Let's jump right in, and talk about the update.

What's coming?

First, we have a new hero coming.

Awesome! Tell me about it. Where is he from?

He's someone who's...

He was with the Resistance in the beginning of time.

Then he disappeared. It turns out that he's been in the jungle.

Lately, it seems like he's been held by Lt. Hammerman.

If you beat Hammerman HQ 25,

it unlocks around HQ 7,

you can actually get him on your side.

So at HQ Level 7 or higher, you can unlock him.

What does he do?

This guy is a support class. He behaves like a Medic, essentially.

He follows your troops around and heals them.

Awesome.

While doing that, his passive ability is

that he also gives them a small damage reduction bonus.

While they're getting healed, they also take a bit less damage.

That's great.

He heals and prevents damage at the same time.

- Exactly. - Cool.

Like the other heroes we've done, he has three abilities.

The first one is that he summons life Crystal Critters.

These little guys are impervious to damage,

so they can't be killed, but they expire in a short period of time.

What they do is they follow your troops around and heal them.

If you want to block-buff your healing powers for a short time,

you summon these guys, and they'll go to work.

That's awesome.

The second ability is Crystal Shields.

It gives all the individual troops around the hero

their own personal shield.

And the shield will protect them from a bit of damage.

So within that radius,

those troops will get a little personal shield.

Yeah. For example, if you have a group of Zookas

that is about to get hit by a Rocket barrage,

- ...you can deploy it. - Good time for it.

Exactly.

What's the third ability?

The third ability is that the hero brings back fallen troops.

He revives troops.

That's great.

If you have soldiers who went down, you can bring them back.

How it works is it starts from the troops who died last

and brings them back in the order that they died.

If you don't have enough,

it will fill the rest of the capacity with Riflemen.

Great. So if you have no troops who've died yet,

then it'll bring Riflemen.

The idea is that you don't waste any of it.

If you use it immediately, at the beginning of the battle,

you won't waste anything, you'll get Riflemen for it.

- Could I revive like ten tanks? - No, Ryan. You couldn't.

How this works is...

There will be a housing space cap that increases every level,

and that would determine how many troops of each kind you can bring back.

Got it. That's our third hero. And so we've got...

It's going to be a medic-type of hero.

He's going to heal your troops and give them a bit of protection.

And then the three abilities will be...

Crystal Critters, that heal your troops,

a protective shield that you can drop,

and, finally, he will revive fallen troops.

All right, so we have the new hero that unlocks at HQ 7.

What do we have for the high-level players?

For the high-level players, we have a pretty big new feature.

One of the biggest things that we have heard from the community

is that high-level players,

especially the ones completely maxed out, don't have anything to do anymore.

And this has been a pain point

that we have wanted to address for a while.

Right, and one thing we didn't want to do was to introduce HQ 23,

because there's nothing too new there.

It's just kind of more stats, more buildings,

but no really new gameplay.

And, of course, we might do that at some point,

but this wasn't the right time for that,

because we also want to give new gameplay through that update.

So what do we have?

So, what we are doing is bringing some gameplay to the map.

At HQ 20, you will be able to max out your Radar level,

and that will allow you to explore the map.

What we've done is adding six tribes of natives to the map,

and they continue the story of the natives that never got picked off.

The story of natives continues, so they have capitals in the Archipelago.

And they want you to explore and liberate their sectors completely.

So you need to explore the whole map to unlock this tribal gameplay.

Cool. So, we'll have six sectors,

and you can see them by zooming all the way out.

And then you'll see where they are on your map.

- Exactly. - How do you unlock a specific sector?

So, a specific sector unlocks when you finish exploring the regions.

You clear out the clouds and...

All the way to the edge of the map in that one sector.

Cool. So, what happens when you unlock the sector

and you explore the map?

What do you get from these native guys?

You are basically in the same boat, figuratively speaking,

with these guys when it comes to fighting against the Blackguard troops.

So you've been rescuing them from the villages

the whole way up to HQ 20, and now they want to help you out.

When you unlock the first sector, so you explore it completely,

you will get a new place unlocked next to your island,

which is a mine of sorts.

And there you can use your resources to mine

a special new resource called "Power Shards".

And the natives have massive statues in their villages

that can be boosted using this resource.

So, this is like a giant statue, and it gives you a boost.

The statues give you bonuses

when you boost them using this new resource.

And these bonuses are not static.

These are something that we will change on a cyclical basis.

Okay, so they'll change all the time...

When you build a statue in your base, it's stuck.

You get that bonus and that's it.

But with these, they'll change regularly.

We haven't really nailed down the cycle length yet,

but, let's say, every two weeks or so,

you'll get new bonuses, the boost will be reset,

and also the cost for mining the Power Shards will be reset,

and then you can start over again

and see which bonuses you would like to invest in.

Right, so each sector will also have a different bonus.

So you will have to make a choice

which place in the map you want to invest in and which bonus you want.

And they won't be the same in each sector every week.

It will be a 2-week cycle and it'll change.

- Most likely two weeks. - Awesome.

So, to recap, in order to get these sectors,

you have to zoom out on your map,

and explore all the way to the edge, clear the clouds,

and then you can work with the natives to get those massive bonuses.

Right, and the bonuses that we will start with

are going to be themed around the current statue bonus that we have.

But they will likely be a bit more specific.

So, instead of getting a damage buff for all troops,

you'll be able to increase the damage

in a more significant way for a single troop

during a cycle, for example.

And, what's cool about this feature is

that we can keep adding different bonuses

and make them more interesting over time.

So, giving movement speed bonuses on some weeks, or attack rate.

Or increasing prototype durations, or decreasing them,

increasing damage, changing cost, whatever.

Or making Machine Guns really strong, or Warriors movements.

All kinds of weird different cool bonuses in these sectors.

Yeah, our goal with this is to be able

to make the meta a bit more exciting for the high-level players.

It'll give the high-level players many options to play around with.

- Yeah. - Awesome. So that's Tribes.

So, there's one more thing.

Yes. In our last video, we told you that Hammerman was feeling lonely

and he is going to build his Blackguard Base Builder.

Now we can tell you that it's coming out with this update.

Stay tuned, because we'll have a whole video

explaining how you can build Blackguard bases.

See you soon!

For more infomation >> Boom Beach Developer Update: New Hero, Basebuilder, and Tribes! - Duration: 10:55.

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Greg Minnaar - This Is Home | SHIMANO - Duration: 5:32.

[Jeff Minnaar]: Winners, they have luck,

a lot of good luck,

and the more you train and practice,

the luckier you get.

[Greg Minnaar]: It's not often that any sportsperson

gets to compete at home, like, super close to home.

That week was so tough,

and I'd won the year before,

so that also added some pressure,

saying "Well, you won it last year.

Why couldn't you do it again?"

[Jeff]: He's always funny before a race, you know?

We don't know whether it's nerves

or he's just concentrating.

I was exactly the same.

I don't think people really fully grasp

the amount of pressure that these guys are under.

[announcer]: Here it is, then, everyone!

Greg Minnaar, the number one,

the reigning world champion!

Picking his way down through that top rock section.

Minnaar, probably the biggest race of his life here,

Worlds on home soil, defending that world title!

What can Greg Minnaar do here?

Won here 12 months ago!

I think it's going to be a tall order

to make up 0.8 of a second.

Never been out of the top two here on this track!

As hard as he can, Rob, it's going to be close!

Never has Greg Minnaar dug deeper!

Here he comes in, just two jumps to go!

Over this hip jump, he's safely over that,

just a step down, through...

is he going to do it? Gone his fastest!

Oh, look at the time!

Minnaar takes an epic win on home soil!

What a run from him!

Greg?

[Greg]: Growing up in a small town like this was...

was kind of good fun,

'cause you could get away with a lot.

We'd be in the streets,

and, like, jumping up the pavement,

and then carve a little rut in some guy's garden,

and it's probably where we built all the skills from, you know?

[announcer]: ...to stand alone

as the greatest World Cup racer of all time!

[Greg]: Family and friends

are a big part of why I came back home.

It's that part that helps me separate racing

and especially being back here,

it kind of puts life in perspective.

I was so proud of him, I burst into tears.

[Greg]: If you're not humble coming back,

the people definitely humble you up,

because they don't like to take to people

who outgrown the city.

It's almost a tough mentality.

I think that's probably what it was

that pushed me so hard and so far.

This is the first time I came and raced, was here.

[announcer]: That's Greg Minnaar,

and my goodness,

he is a chip off the old block, isn't he?

The only advice he ever took was "Ride with this.

You don't ride with this."

My family were into bicycles,

they bought the bike shop,

my sister was racing bikes,

maybe I just needed something new,

and it was something that I could do by myself.

He just started concentrating more on the downhill.

I've been training really hard, and see how things go.

[Announcer]: The African has won the gold medal!

What a run from him!

He just had it.

Up and over!

[cheering]

The OneLife crew have got him.

[Greg]: Home to me is paradise.

It's family that I love coming back to,

and it's that that family on the road

that I love racing around.

He said to me one day, he said,

"Dad, I never, ever want to work..."

And he's never worked.

He's played all through his career.

-Come on.

-What work have you ever done?

[laughter]

For more infomation >> Greg Minnaar - This Is Home | SHIMANO - Duration: 5:32.

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Salma Hayek Pinault Is Overflowing With Mexican Pride - Duration: 10:08.

( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Stephen: HEY, LOOK AT THAT.

WHAT ARE WE CELEBRATING?

IS THERE A PARTY I DON'T KNOW ABOUT?

MY FIRST GUEST IS AN WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

ACADEMY AWARD NOMINEE WHOSE NEW FILM IS "BEATRIZ AT DINNER."

>> IT'S NOT EASY TO GET YOUR SHOT, HUH?

TRY HEALING SOMETHING.

THAT IS HARD.

THAT REQUIRES PATIENCE.

IT CAN BREAK SOMETHING IN TWO SECONDS.

BUT IT CAN TAKE FOREVER TO FIX IT.

>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME, SALMA HAYEK PINAULT!

♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )

>> Stephen: NICE HAVE YOU ON.

>> I AM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE.

>> Stephen: I'VE WANTED TO HAVE YOU ON ANY SHOW I'VE BEEN

DOING FOR A LONG TIME.

WE MET ONCE BACKSTAGE AT-- >> GLOBAL CITIZEN.

>> Stephen: GLOBAL CITIZEN LAST YEAR, EXACTLY

>> AND WE HAD FUN.

WE WERE ROCKING THERE.

>> Stephen: YOU SEEM LIKE A VERY FUN PERSON.

>> I AM!

>> Stephen: AND-- AND YOU'VE PROVED IT.

>> YOU SOUND SO SHOCKED.

>> Stephen: IS THIS ON THE RED CARPET AT KAHN.

IS THIS WHERE YOU HAD THE PINK HAIR?

>> YES.

>> Stephen: WHY NO MORE PINK HAIR?

>> I CAN TRY IT ON NEXT TIME.

I HAVE A WIG.

>> Stephen: DID IT FREAK-- YOU HAVE A DAWRKT RIGHT?

>> IT FREAKED EVERYONE OUT.

ESPECIALLY MY HUSBAND.

MY DAUGHTER WAS LIKE COOL, "CAN I WEAR IT AFTER YOU."

MY HUSBAND WAS LIKE, "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS?

I THINK I EMBARRASSED HIM A LITTLE BIT.

BUT THEN IT WORKED OUT.

EVERYBODY WAS-- HE COULDN'T BELIEVE THAT I ACTUALLY PULLED

IT OFF.

I DO THAT ALL THE TIME.

I SURPRISE HIM.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THIS YEAR THERE

WERE A LOT OF LATINO AND HISPANIC ARTISTS AT CANNES.

GUILLERMO TORTORO, GUILLERMO LUNA, AND YOU.

WAS IT NICE TO SEE PEOPLE REPRESENTING--

>> I WAS SO-- I WAS SO MOVED.

WE WENT TO TAKE A PICTURE-- THEY TOLD ME FAMILY PICTURE.

I THOUGHT IT WAS A PICTURE OF ME AND MY HUSBAND, AND ALL OF A

SUDDEN I SEE 100 OF THE MOST AMAZING MINDS OF CINEMA FOR SO

MANY DIFFERENT GENERATIONS AND DIFFERENT COUNTRIES THERE.

AND I REALIZED THAT OUT OF THESE 100 PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE

WORLD, AT LEAST 10% WERE LATINOS.

MOST OF THE 10% WERE MEXICANS, AND THEY WERE MY FRIENDS.

AND I FELT SUCH A SENSE OF PRIDE, AND I WAS SO MOVED THAT I

WENT CRAZY.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: I'M SORRY, YOU

WENT CRAZY?

>> I WENT CRAZY.

AND THIS IS AT 3:00 IN THE AFTERNOON.

AND I SAID TO MY HUSBAND-- AGAIN, THIS IS-- THIS IS ANOTHER

ONE WHERE HE JUST GOES "DID I REALLY HEAR WHAT HE JUST SAID--"

WE NEED TO A BRING A MARIACHI TONIGHT.

IT'S A BIG GALA, VERY ELEGANT.

WE CAN'T WALK IN WITH A MARIACHI.

OH, YES, WE CAN, BABY, I KNOW HOW TO DO THIS.

AND BRING THE TEQUILA AND MESCAL.

>> Stephen: BUT YOU'RE IN CANNES, WHERE DO YOU FIND A

MARIACHI BAND.

>> WHERE DO YOU FIND A MARIACHI IN CANNES?

YOU DON'T.

YOU PLY THEM IN FROM PARIS.

AND HURRY UP BECAUSE THE DINNER IS VERY SOON!

>> Stephen: PAIRKS, OF COURSE.

THE HOME OF THE FINEST MARIACHI BANDS.

>> ACTUALLY, BABY, WE'RE EVERYWHERE.

( APPLAUSE ) , SOME REALLY GOOD TALENT OF

MARIACHIS IN PARIS.

>> Stephen: YOU SCARE ONE UP ON THE PHONE AND THEN YOU FLY

THEM DOWN.

>> NO PLANE IS AVAILABLE.

WE HAD TO GO TO MARSEILLES, FIND A HOTEL, LOOK IN ALL THE BARS

FOR ALL THE REMAINS OF THE TEQUILA IN EVERY SINGLE BAR OF

THE PLACE.

IT WAS A BIG PRODUCTION.

AND FINALLY, MY HUSBAND WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH.

THIS IS CRAZY!" AND FINALLY, I COME IN, I WAIT

FORWARD SOME OF THE BORING PEOPLE TO GO HOME-- THEY GO HOME

EARLIER.

>> Stephen: BORING PEOPLE GO HOME?

>> YES.

AND THEN THE MARIACHI WALKS IN, AND IT WAS AMAZING!

EVERYBODY WENT CRAZY WITH A HUGE-- EVERYBODY WAS TRYING TO

BE MEXICAN, PRETENDING TO BE MEXICAN.

THEY WERE PRETENDING TO BE SINGING IN-- KNOW THE SONGS

THEY'RE SINGING IN SPANISH.

I SAW ONE EUROPEAN, VERY FAMOUS PERSON GOING OUT

♪ AY-YI-YI TACO, LACHADA

♪ WHICH I KIKA ♪ >> Stephen: WE HAVE FOOTAGE OF

THIS MOMENT-- NOT THAT MOMENT-- GUILLERMO DE TORO.

♪ ♪ ♪ >> BEFORE THEY WERE ALL SITTING

DOWN.

VERY ELEGANTLY.

AND THEN IT TURNED INTO A CANTINA.

THE 16th ANNIVERSARY.

>> Stephen: HOW DID THE FRENCH TAKE IT?

>> THEY LOVED IT.

THEY WERE SO GREAT.

THEY WERE SINGING AND DANCING.

>> Stephen: YOUR DAUGHTER, VALENTIN AWHO IS NINE, DOES SHE

TAKE AFTER YOU OR TAKE AFTER YOUR HUSBAND?

YOUR HUSBAND IS A BUSINESSMAN, RIGHT?

>> MY HUSBAND IS A BUSINESSMAN.

SHE TAKES AFTER A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH.

SHE GOES TO PLACES -- RIGHT NOW SHE'S INTO MY HUSBAND'S GENES.

SHE'S QUITE AN ENTREPRENEUR.

>> Stephen: IS SHE RUNNING A BUSINESS.

>> SHE RUNNING A BUSINESS WITH HER SLIME --

>> Stephen: WITH HER WHAT?

>> SLIME.

SHE MAKES SLIME IN MY KITCHEN.

SHE'S TAKEN OVER THE KITCHEN.

>> Stephen: LIKE THE STUFF THE KIDS PLAY WITH?

>> YES, SHE MAKES THEM AND HAS ALL THESE DIFFERENT RECIPES AND

EXPERIMENTS.

I MEAN, IT'S A BIG PRODUCTION.

I HAVE, LIKE, A WHOLE CLOSET FULL OF SLIME.

I MEAN, WE ARE SWIMMING IN SLIME IN MY HOUSE!

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Stephen: AND THEN SHE SELLS IT?

IS THERE A BLACK MARKET FOR SLIME I DON'T KNOW ABOUT?

>> WELL, I HOPE-- NOT BECAUSE OF YOU I'M GOING TO JAIL FOR NOT

PAYING TAXES ON THE SLIME WE'RE SELLING IN THE HOUSE.

>> Stephen: I'LL GET YOU A GOOD LAWYER.

I'LL GET YOU A GOOD LAWYER.

>> I BANNED HER FROM SELLING IT IN THE SCHOOL WHICH WAS A

TERRIBLE THING, MY HUSBAND, I TRIED TO GET HIM TO BE ON MY

SIDE AND TELL HER NOT IT, AND HE WAS LIKE, "HOW MUCH ARE YOU

SELLING IT FOR?

AND HOW MUCH IS THE MATERIAL?

YOU'RE SELLING IT FOR TOO LITTLE.

YOU HAVE TO SELL IT FOR MORE."

IT WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA.

NOW YOU KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING?

SHE'S GETTING ANYBODY WHO COMES IN THE HOUSE IT'S DELIVERY

PERSON, THEY COME TO BRING THE GROCERY-- "DO YOU WANT SOME

SLIME?" AND SHE'S SELLING AT ANY

OPPORTUNITY.

TODAY SHE CALLED BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, MY HUSBAND IS GOING BACK,

AND SHE'S LIKE, "YOU HAVE TO TO GET ME THIS GLUE FROM THE STATES

BECAUSE IT'S BETTER AND THIS THING AND THIS THING.

CAN I PLEASE BUY THIS MATERIALS?"

AND I'M LIKE-- AND HE GOES, "AS LONG AS YOU PAY BACK WITH YOUR

REVENUES."

SO THEY CONTINUE THIS HORRIFIC CONVERSATION YOU.

>> Stephen: HAVE EXPLAINED TO HER ABOUT LEMONADE STANDS,

RIGHT?

>> YEAH, SHE DID THAT WHEN SHE WAS SIX.

SHE'S SHOOEZ GROWING IT'S BUSINESS IS GROWING.

>> Stephen: WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER?

WHAT DOES DSHE GET FROM MOM?

SHE GOT THE BUSINESS ACUMEN FROM DAD.

WHAT DID YOU PASS DOWN TO YOUR CHILD?

>> SHE'S INCREDIBLY TALENTED.

( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.

I WAS GOING TO SAY, YOU KNOW, DESPITE THE FACT THAT SHE'S

INCREDIBLY TALENTED, UNFORTUNATELY, SHE INHERITED MY

STAGE FRIGHT.

>> Stephen: YOUR STAGE RIGHT?

>> UH-HUH.

>> Stephen: HOW CAN-- I WAS >> I WAS TERRIFIED OF ALL YOU

BEFORE I CAME OUT.

>> Stephen: WHY DO YOU HAVE STAGE FRIGHT?

YOU'RE A BRILLIANT ACTRESS.

WHY DO YOU HAVE STAGE FRIGHT GIDON'T KNOW.

THAT'S LIKE A SHRINK QUESTION.

>> Stephen: LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD, SELMA.

WE HAVE TO GO IN A MINUTE.

I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT THE MOVIE, "BEATRIZ AT DINNER."

THIS WAS DONE BEFORE DONALD TRUMP WAS PRESIDENT.

>> RIGHT.

>> Stephen: AND ARE YOU PLAYING A MEXICAN AMERICAN SORT

OF PHYSICAL THERAPIST, LIKE MASSEUSE AND HEALER?

>> UH-HUH.

>> Stephen: WHO COMES TO A VERY RICH PERSON'S HOME.

>> UH-HUH.

>> Stephen: AND THE GUY, IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN, SAY HOTEL

MAGNATE WHO HUNTS BIG GAME.

>> HE'S A GUEST OF THE HOUSE I GET STUCK IN THIS DINNER.

AND THEY GET STUCK WITH ME.

AND, YES, HE-- HE'S THAT KIND OF A GUY.

>> Stephen: IS IT BASED ON DONALD TRUMP?

( LAUGHTER ).

>> IT WAS ORIGINALLY BASED ON THE GUY-- THE DENTIST THAT

KILLED CECIL THE LION.

>> Stephen: THE DENTIST FROM MINNESOTA OR SOMETHING, SHOT

CECIL THE LION.

>> AND HE DID AN INCORPORATION OF THIS TYPE OF PERSON, MY

GENIUS WRITER.

BUT I THINK HIS SIDEKICK OR SOMETHING, AS THE TIME KEEPS

GOING BY, IT JUST KEEPS FEELING REALLY STRANGE, THIS MOVIE, HOW

MANY THINGS YOU SEE IN THE NEWS, AND IT COULD HAVE BEEN AT THAT

DINNER.

AND IT'S VERY RELEVANT TO THE TIMES.

SO IT-- IT'S A LOT LIKE DONALD TRUMP, BUT IT WAS NOT MADE FOR

HIM.

IT WAS MADE FOR ME.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: SELMA, THANK YOU

SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.

IT WAS LOVELY TO FINALLY TALK TO YOU.

"BEATRIZ AT DINNER" IS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY.

SELMA HAYEK, YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY.

WE'LL BE BACK WITH "THE DAILY SHOW'S" HASAN MINHAJ.

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Cartoon Donald Trump Can't Stop Tweeting - Duration: 8:00.

( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: JON BATISTE AND

STAY HUMAN RIGHT OVER THERE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Jon: HEY!

HEY!

>> Stephen: JON, GOOD TO SEE YOU.

AS ALWAYS.

I JUST WANT TO TAKE A SECOND RIGHT HERE, I JUST WANT TO TAKE

A SECOND RIGHT HERE TO RECOGNIZE-- TO RECOGNIZE,s

THIS IS THE 73rd ANNIVERSARY OF D-DAY.

ON THIS DATE IN 1944, THE LARGEST AMPHIBIOUS LANDING IN

THE WORLD HAPPENED ON THE SHORES OF NORMANDY TO LIBERATE FRANCE

AND EUROPE FROM THE NAZIS.

AND THERE ARE STILL WWII VETERANS OUT THERE WHO FOUGHT ON

THAT DAY.

GO FIND ONE, GIVE HIM A KISS, ALL RIGHT.

( APPLAUSE ) INCLUDING-- AND I DON'T KNOW IF

I TOLD YOU THIS-- INCLUDING MY UNCLE EDDIE, WHO WAS IN THE

101st AIRBORNE AND WENT IN EIGHT HOURS BEFORE D-DAY TO CUT

WIRES BEHIND ENEMY LINES AND HE GOT CAUGHT IMMEDIATELY AND THEN

ESCAPED AND RAN OFF, AND JOINED UP WITH HIS UNIT.

YEAH.

THANK YOU, EDDIE.

( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS )

NOW, FOLKS, THE PRESIDENT'S EXECUTIVE ORDER BLOCKING

IMMIGRANTS FROM SIX MUSLIM-MAJORITY COUNTRIES IS

HEADED TO THE SUPREME COURT.

IRONICALLY, IT COULD BE PEOPLE IN ROBES THAT STOP DONALD TRUMP

FROM BANNING PEOPLE IN ROBES.

BUT THE ADMINISTRATION STILL HAS A SHOT TO WIN THIS ONE IF THEY

CAN CONVINCE THE COURT THAT THE ORDER IS NOT AN UNCONSTITUTIONAL

TRAVEL BAN.

AND THEY HAVE BEEN VERY, VERY DISCIPLINED WITH THIS MESSAGE.

>> THIS IS NOT A TRAVEL BAN.

>> IT IS NOT A TRAVEL BAN.

>> IT IS NOT A TRAVEL BAN.

>> BECAUSE WHEN WE USE WORDS LIKE "TRAVEL BAN" THAT

MISREPRESENTS WHAT IT IS.

>> Stephen: AND THEN YESTERDAY ON TWITTER THE PRESIDENT BACKED

THEM UP, AND OFF A CLIFF.

"PEOPLE, THE LAWYERS AND THE COURTS CAN CALL IT WHATEVER THEY

WANT, BUT I AM CALLING IT WHAT WE NEED AND WHAT IT IS, A TRAVEL

BAN!" ( LAUGHTER )

( APPLAUSE ) ENJOY, TRAVEL BAN!

THEN HE CONTINUED SUPPORTING THEM UNDER THE BUS.

"THAT'S RIGHT, WE NEED A TRAVEL BAN FOR CERTAIN DANGEROUS

COUNTRIES, NOT SOME POLITICALLY CORRECT TERM THAT WON'T HELP US

PROTECT OUR PEOPLE!" SIR, YOU'RE REALLY HURTING YOUR

OWN CASE.

YOU USED TO CALL IT A MUSLIM BAN.

TRAVEL BAN IS THE POLITICALLY CORRECT TERM, AS IN, I DON'T

LIKE THOSE "TRAVELERS" WITH THEIR "TRAVEL" BEARDS WHEN AND

THEY PRAY ON THEIR "TRAVEL" RUGS.

THESE TWEETS THREW THE WHITE HOUSE INTO COMPLETE DISARRAY,

WHICH WAS A REFRESHING BREAK FROM THE USUAL SPITEFUL CHAOS.

SO, THEY SENT OUT WHITE HOUSE ADVISOR AND RADIO SHACK MANAGER

WHO IS NOT GOING TO ACCEPT A RETURN WITHOUT A RECEIPT,

SEBASTIAN GORKA, WHO EXPLAINED THAT THE PRESIDENT'S TWEETS ARE

NOT POLICY.

>> HIS TWEETS ARE THE POLICY.

THEY ARE STATEMENTS FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

>> THEY ARE NOT POLICY.

IT'S NOT POLICY.

>> OF COURSE IT IS.

>> IT'S SOCIAL MEDIA, CHRIS.

IT'S SOCIAL MEDIA.

IT'S NOT SOCIAL MEDIA.

IT'S HIS WORDS, HIS THOUGHTS.

>> IT'S NOT POLICY.

IT'S NOT AN EXECUTIVE ORDER.

IT'S SOCIAL MEDIA.

PLEASE UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE.

>> Stephen: OKAY, I UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN POLICY

AND SOCIAL MEDIA.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND A

DOUCHEBAG.

PLEASE UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE.

PLEASE.

PLEASE UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE.

BUT LOUD AND CLEAR, OKAY.

I GET THE MESSAGE-- PRESIDENT TRUMP'S TWEETS ARE NOT

CONSIDERED OFFICIAL STATEMENTS, END OF-- I'M SORRY,

WHAT?

>> ARE PRESIDENT TRUMP'S TWEETS CONSIDERED OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE

STATEMENTS?

>> WELL, THE PRESIDENT IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES,

SO THEY'RE CONSIDERED OFFICIAL STATEMENTS BY THE PRESIDENT OF

THE UNITED STATES.

>> Stephen: GAH!

( LAUGHTER ) OH!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AAAH!

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY HAVE HAPPENED IN THE LAST 24 HOURS TO

ACCOUNT FOR A 180 LIKE THAT?

"THE FAKE MAIN STREET MEDIA IS WORKING SO HARD TRYING TO GET ME

NOT TO USE SOCIAL MEDIA.

THEY HATE THAT I CAN GET THE HONEST AND UNFILTERED MESSAGE

OUT."

OH, YES.

OH, YES, THE MEDIA HATES IT.

AND LET ME JUST SAY SOMETHING QUICKLY TO DONALD TRUMP.

FIRST OF ALL, THANKS FOR WATCHING, SIR.

SECOND, SECOND, AS AN HONORARY MEMBER OF THE MEDIA, PLEASE STOP

SWEETING, ESPECIALLY EARLY IN THE MORNING, BECAUSE WE HAVE TO

WRITE ABOUT IT ALL DAY LONG.

SOME DAYS, WE COME UP WITH TOO MANY JOKES, AND WE HAVE SOME

LEFT OVER FOR THE NEXT DAY, AND I CAN START DRINKING EARLY.

SO NO TWEETING, NONE!

I DEMAND IT!

HERE'S THE THING-- EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS TWEETING IS A

DISASTER, SO WHY DOES HE KEEP DOING IT?

AND WHY SO OFTEN?

HIS FREQUENCY OF TWEETING, EVEN FOR HIM, HAS BECOME CARTOONISH.

HERE TO EXPLAIN, PLEASE WELCOME CARTOON DONALD TRUMP.

THANK YOU, SIR.

CARTOON DONALD TRUMP, EVERYBODY.

LOVELY, YOU LOOK LOVELY, SIR.

THANK YOU FOR JOINING US, MR. CARTOON PRESIDENT.

>> I PLEAD THE FIFTH.

>> Stephen: THIS ISN'T A TRIAL, AND I HAVEN'T ASKED YOU ANYTHING

YET.

>> JUST PRACTICING.

THAT'S WHAT WINNERS DO.

>> Stephen: ARE YOU CONCERNED ABOUT THE NEWS THAT RUSSIANS MAY

HAVE HACKED OUR ELECTION?

>> NO.

HILLARY LOST BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T CAMPAIGN IN THE SWING STATES:

MICHIGAN, WISCONSIN, MOSCOW.

IT'S A RED STATE.

( LAUGHTER ) COME ON, WE KNOW IT IS.

>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND, I UNDERSTAND.

SO, YOU AREN'T NERVOUS ABOUT JAMES COMEY'S UPCOMING TESTIMONY

BEFORE CONGRESS?

THEY SAY HE TOOK NOTES OF EVERY INAPPROPRIATE THING YOU SAID TO

HIM.

>> COME ON, NO ONE HAS TIME TO WRITE DOWN EVERY INAPPROPRIATE

THING I SAY, NOT EVEN ME.

HERE COMES ONE NOW.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S GOING TO BE.

"ROSIE O'DONNELL IS A MUSLIM AND A HOAX.

ENJOY!" ( LAUGHTER )

>> Stephen: I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.

ALL THESE RECKLESS TWEETS ARE HURTING YOUR OWN AGENDA.

WHEN YOU WERE ABROAD A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO, ON TOUR OF MIDDLE

EASTERN EUROPE, THINGS WENT REALLY WELL IN PART BECAUSE YOU

DIDN'T TWEET.

>> I WANTED TO, BUT I COULDN'T CHARGE MY PHONE.

THEY HAVE WEIRD PLOIFERGZ THERE.

THAT'S WHY I DROPPED OUT OF THE STUPID PARIS THING.

>> Stephen: YOU CAN'T STOP TWEETING.

>> I CAN STOP ANY TIME I WANT, STEPHEN.

"I CAN STOP TWEET ANYTHING TIME I WANT, STEPHEN.

>> Stephen: SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?

>> ALL RIGHT, I'LL STOP, WILL POWER.

>> Stephen: LET ME ASK YOU ABOUT THE HEALTH CARE FIGHT--

>> JUST A QUICKIE.

JUST A QUICKIE.

"FAKE NEWS.

LIES ALL ABOUT THE TRAVEL BAN.

WE MUST DOT, DOT, DOT.

" ( LAUGHTER )

>> Stephen: WE MUST WHAT?

>> I DON'T KNOW, MIDSENTENCE IS THE ONLY TIME I STOP TWEETING.

ENJOY!

>> Stephen: CARTOON DONALD TRUMP, EVERYBODY.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SALMA HAYEK PINAULT.

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Cabbage Wrap with Pork and Vegetable

Coriander root 1 tbsp

Garlic 5

Chili 7

Fish sauce 2 tbsp

Sugar ½ tbsp

Lime 4 tbsp

Oil 2 tbsp

Garlic 2 tbsp

Ground pork 200 g

Carrot ½ cup

Shitake ½ cup

Sugar 2 tsp

Fish sauce 1 tsp

Oyster sauce 2 tbsp

Ground pepper 1 tsp

Cabbage 1

Soak in cold water

Thai basil 1 cup

1-2 serve

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Feist Performs 'Century' Featuring Stephen Colbert - Duration: 4:36.

>> Stephen: AND NOW, HERE PERFORMING "CENTURY" FROM HER

NEW ALBUM, "PLEASURE," LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FEIST!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ I FOUGHT MY FEELINGS AND GOT IN THE WAY

♪ COULD'VE BEEN EASIER LIKE A DECADE OF DAYS

♪ PROJECTION YOUNG MARRIAGE

LIGHTING THE STAGE ♪ I WANTED FEELINGS

THAT GOT IN MY OWN WAY ♪ SOMEONE

WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO SOMEONE ♪ WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO SOMEONE

WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO ♪ THE ONE

AT THE END OF THE CENTURY ♪ THE AIR IS CLEARER

A DECADE AWAY ♪ SINGING TO A MOUNTAIN

THAT WAS EMPTY ALL ALONG ♪ ALL LONELY

♪ ALL LONELY YOUNG MARRIAGE

LIGHTING THE WAY ♪ SHE WANTED FEELINGS

THAT GOT IN HER OWN WAY ♪ OOOH, OOOH

OOOH, OOOH ♪ SOMEONE

WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO SOMEONE ♪ WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO SOMEONE

WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO ♪ THE ONE

AT THE END OF THE CENTURY ♪ SOMEONE

WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO SOMEONE ♪ WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO SOMEONE

WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO ♪ THE ONE

AT THE END OF THE CENTURY ♪ SOMEONE

WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO SOMEONE ♪ WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO SOMEONE

WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO ♪ THE ONE

AT THE END OF THE CENTURY >> Stephen: A CENTURY, HOW LONG

IS THAT?

THREE BILLION, 155 MILLION, 973,600 SECONDS.

876 MILLION HOURS.

OR 36,500 DAYS.

ALMOST AS LONG AS ONE OF THOSE ENDLESS DARK NIGHTS OF THE SOUL.

THOSE NIGHTS THAT NEVER END.

WHEN YOU BELIEVE YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE SUN RISE AGAIN.

WHEN A SINGLE SECOND FEELS LIKE A CENTURY.

♪ A CENTURY A CENTURY

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ A CENTURY

A CENTURY ♪ ♪ ♪

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: FEIST, EVERYBODY!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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1 kilo domato

2 onion

Thyme Black pepper

2 glove of garlic-salt

1 dessert spoon sugar

Grill at 200 c degree for 30 minutes

Separate domatos shell and put in saucepan

5 tablespoon olive oil

Dilute 1 tablespoon gravy

4 glass hot water and 1 glass broth

After boiling blender and make puree

Boil 5 minutes more and close it

SHARE- LIKE-SUBSCRIBE

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graffiti tag names are always like, super bad ass or like weird

dr. vonn!

mysterioso.

X-X-1-1-2-WHAT?!

if i ever have a tag mine would be just super bad ass.

love comma mom.

and i'm just gonna go around LA and be spray painting things like

DRINK YOUR MILK! LOVE, MOM

WALK THE DOG! OR SHE'S GONNA MAKE A PISHY INSIDE. LOVE, MOOOOOOM

That would be my tag. so bad ass

there are drag queens but where are all the drag princesses?

drag handmaidens

what about the drag.... drag dragons? what about the drag dragons?!?!

you know what's really jacked up?

because of kermit the frog now nobody can name their kid kermit

but i guess it's not as jacked up as the name 'Adolph'?

woahhhh what are the odds that every baby i know

is in the 98th percentile of some category

2 more things! 1! the user same smalley won the giveaway

his joke was:

"today i found out i'm colorblind. the diagnosis came completely out of the purple."

right?! that's the kind of stuff that makes me laugh

2! call to action! i wanna see your version of the tag

love comma mom

but, do it on a piece of paper or illustrator or something that you own

like, please don't go around tagging random cars or like municipal buildings

please, let's not get in trouble.

so... all of you talented people, throw your artwork up on instagram

tag me, you can also use #lovecommamom

let's get it out there! let's see some cool tags, okay?!

okay i'll see you soon, i'm being weird now i love you bye

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5 Ideas on How To Organize Spices || 14 Spices Health Benefits Information | Food HashTag Life - Duration: 10:37.

namaste welcome to for hashtag life and in today's video I am going to share the

two few ideas on spice organization and a little information about your spices

specially the spices which we Indians use in our regular day-to-day kitchen so

this video has two parts one is spice organization and another one is

information regarding spices before starting this video I want to quickly

remind you one thing please subscribe to my channel and hit that death

notification it's very important so whenever I upload a new video you will

get notified so let's get started let's start with spice drawer this is actually

how I have organized spices in my home it is an inbuilt spice drawer which is

very useful for daily access now here is a quick look of behind the scene some

serious painting is going on okay so let's start with the organization

process on the top shelf in this red containers I keep turmeric coriander

powder and garam masala at the bottom I have spread newspaper and anti-skid mat

then in front I am keeping holes IRA or cumin mustard seeds patch foreign red

chili kara garam masala black salt hing Zira powder etc I used everything on

daily basis if you notice I have used all glass jars for spices specially for

spices to retain their aroma and benefits always use glass jar or steel

it is an old shoe box which I have repurposed from my daughter's cabinet

just because it fits with the space perfectly on the third shelf I used to

keep all extra spices to be refilled in this mug I used to store extra sauce

packets on the second shelf I used to store spices which I do not

use on regular basis but twice or thrice in a week

like as wine calozero basically the whole spices

I always keep salt and pepper on kitchen countertop as every day multiple times I

use them so this way it comes very handy now if you see this spice drawer is in a

perfect place just near the gas stove within my reach whenever I look for them

perfectly organized spice drawer according to my need rest of the Sheldon

reused spices I used to keep them in freezer to increase their shelf life

which I have mentioned in my fridge organization video if you wish to check

them then find the link in the description box or in the I button if

you do not have this type of a pullout drawer then simply use cabinet or

cupboard space the real challenge with the small space

is to keep only daily or frequently accessed items do not over clutter as

the cabinet will not be functional as you want it to maximize the space use

this type of a shelf riser to extract extra space for the functionality always

remember to keep daily or frequently used items in this cabinet use turntable

or lazy susan for better access of your spices it is so easy to just spin around

and find what you want and I have to mention about our very

famous Indian masala dhaba here you can see I keep only daily used spices and

here you can also keep bay leaf and dried whole chilli - because of the

shelf riser it is so helpful to just slide in and out the masala dhaba

overall this cabinet is very functional and neatly organized and for the extra

spices keep them in a single storage container again if you notice I chose

this cabinet because it is near the gas stove and this is very convenient for

the daily access idea number three is to use theta spice rack just place them

inside the cabinet or cupboard and organize spices according to their size

big bottles you keep back off the shelf and smaller containers should be kept in

front

if you have cupboard space then this three tower shelf is a very good

organizer for you and if you do not have cabinet space then you can place them on

kitchen counter to here you can see I have placed them just right beside the

gas stove very easily accessible and looking very clean and organized in this

way now move on to the idea number four if you do not have cabinet space you can

utilize your wall space mount any kind of a wall shelf to keep your spices

there I am just giving you some idea if possible you use the similar type of a

glass or steel container to store your spices it will look very nice on the

shelf and I completely forgot to shoot in this to blow canister I used to store

bay leaf and dried red chili there are plenty of options to help you out I will

try to put the links down below in the description box if you are interested to

purchase it online you can find the link in the description box below idea number

five counter top shelf you can use this type of a counter top shelf system too

if you are renting and you have issues with nailing the wall then definitely

you can go with this type of counter shelf in this way you can use the

vertical space to solve the small space problem you can hang it to on your wall

as this shelf has dual functionality

so I have given five organization ideas to organize your spices do let me know

in the comment section below which idea you liked the most or already you are

using now I am going to share medicinal properties of few spices specially which

we use in our daily Indian cooking recipes if you are interested then keep

watching as per your request I thought I should cover this important topic a

little disclaimer here all this information I have gathered after

reading different articles or from family members so do a little research

or consult your doctor before using anything if you have any health issues

always keep in mind that use spice in limited quantity overdose of anything is

not at all a good idea I will highlight only few medicinal goodness which can be

remembered easily let's start with most commonly and every single day used spice

turmeric it has a great anti-inflammatory property which helps

to reduce pain its curcumin substance helps to reduce swelling and turmeric

use widely to make medicines

spice number two coriander seeds or coriander powder it helps to decrease

blood sugar blood pressure improve cholesterol levels helps to prevent

urinary tract infection spice number three cumin mostly used to enhance the

taste of the recipe it helps to maintain healthy skin most immunity remove toxin

from our body spice number four red chilli in spite of its heat and flavor

it is a great source of vitamin C and carotene which helps to boost immunity

or prevent spreading prostate cancer spice number five muster seeds it is an

excellent source of vitamin b-complex rich source of minerals helps to

lowering cholesterol relieve muscle pain helps reducing constipation to spice

number six punch foreign which is a combination of Kalonji fennel seeds

fenugreek seeds coriander seeds and cumin seeds nagare seeds or Kalonji

fight with dental issues fennel also overcome in digestion and gas a

controlled stomach pain fenugreek seeds it is the most beneficial spice among

Indian spices it helps to control diabetic reduce inflammation it is said

that it helps to increase milk flow for breastfeeding mothers spice number nine

pepper another spice which has enormous health benefits it aids weight loss it

helps to get rid of gas helps to get relief from asthma and nasal congestion

spice number ten and 11 is cardamom and cloves cardamom has digestive properties

fight with gas constipation etc clove it has antioxidant properties

anti-inflammatory like clove oil used for relived dental pains

spice number 12 cinnamon it can fight against fungal and bacterial infection

and it is high source of antioxidant spice number 13 hink or asafoetida it

helps to fight stomach pain helps to relieve gas and also helpful for

menstrual problem last but not the least our very own spice number 14 garam

masala this spice is a combination of black pepper clove cinnamon cardamom

mace bay leaf cumin fennel caraway seeds dry ginger etc already I have

covered few of them in spite of those medicinal properties our indian kitchen

is incomplete without this spice so these spices are full of health benefits

and full of flavor

this ideas how you can organize your spices and you got little information

about your spices - if you liked it give it a big thumbs up and share it with

your loved ones don't forget to subscribe to my channel for more videos

and if you interested see this two videos right over here I see you on the

next one till then take care bye bye

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There's no talking so why do you have this on?

I mean, it's whatever, I guess...

This is where I messed up a little bit btw

Why are you still reading this?

Bye

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Dive Conditions Report For Caloundra 7 June 2017 Sunshine Coast Queensland Australia #ScubaDive - Duration: 3:26.

Hey people of the interwebs it is Q bringing you your dive conditions

midweek report. I know last week I said that things were starting to look good,

but this week they really are. If the Pumicestone Passage waters look this

clean, then things are definitely on the up-and-up.

The good news is, I would say there is enough visibility in the Pumicestone

Passage for a drift dive and also the tide times are in your favor for both

Saturday and Sunday morning, if you want to get a drift dive in The Passage.

Absolutely perfect winter weather here as we overlook Kings Beach and I know I

said it last week but I'll say it again, I can see structure through the water,

there are definitely variations from the sand to the rocks and the coral

structure, so that is good news. Currently experiencing a gentle

southwester and both Saturday and Sunday mornings the wind will still be

generally from the South, although it is expected to pick up as we head towards

the weekend and then ease off into Saturday and Sunday. Taking a closer look

at the water on Kings Beach boat ramp and again confirming that there's

probably around about 2 to 3 meters visibility at the moment and fingers

crossed that it's going to stay that way for the weekend. However showers are

possible on Saturday, but they're more likely to happen on Sunday, if they're

going to happen at all. Almost perfect winter dive conditions at Shelly Beach.

Lots of structure seen through the

water, so the visibility is there. Again I would estimate if you went in today

about 4 meters of vis and with the current wind direction there are of

course very small waves breaking onto the beach area. So all things being equal

so far this is my number one pick for a dive this Saturday or Sunday morning.

This bird's eye view down onto The Keyhole dive site has brought a smile to

my face. Even though we're just slightly away from low tide, it is looking great.

Lots of visibility, lots of structure to be seen and again confirms that we

should have around about 4 meters of visibility, at a minimum, if you went in

today. The perfect dave conditions continue as we take a look at Moffat

Beach. Lots of structure to be seen, nice calm

flat surface and easy entry and exit. And again confirming around about four

meters of minimum visibility if you went in today. Your tide times for this weekend,

Saturday we have a high at 8:22 am and a low at 2:16 pm. Sunday we have a high

at 8:58 am and a low at 2:49 pm. And we're expecting the swell to be around

about the 2.5 to 3 meter mark on Saturday morning, dropping down to 2

meters by Sunday morning. So in summary, I think there's a great possibility of the

shore diving sites around Calandra being wide open for scuba diving this weekend

coming and of course we are heading into winter so we're onto that beautiful

crystal-clear water that we always get at this time of the year. If you found

this dive conditions midweek report with Q helpful, don't forget to leave a

thumbs up, it really does help me out and of course subscribe to the YouTube

channel to see future videos. Thanks for watching and take it easy.

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Quiet Desperado - [Are You Sportin' Tho?] (IV. Sweatpants by Childish Gambino parody) - Duration: 3:20.

Watching Tommy wonder why old sport has got the game locked

Drownin in money, all I wanna do is buy stock Got her hair done, new bob, now she drink tap

"Gatsby so provocative", she asking, "Why you say that?!"

I'm chillin', real winner feelin Rich kid, self grown: paint me as a villain

Workin prohibition: Alphonse Capone I got a west egg big mansion, seaplane, no drone

Parties? I run those.

Why though? Cause I said so

Roll deep in the green dough, I got five thousand for closed-toes

I got big shares in Ford Co., you faker than some Sweet'N Low

Yeah, you got some polo gear, but really

are you sportin though?

Are you sportin though?

Player are you sportin though?

tennis, track and polo's for beginners, you ain't even know

Never making graces, why they faces look so p-o-o?

Watch a hater hate me, wanna play me like a piano

My Wolfshiem know back streets, yo' girl, she lost keys

No sweat like dry tees and y'all fall down with weak knees

You fakers ain't shopping these, fakers ain't looking like me

Nah, I ain't checking I.D. but I let 'em in no problem

Tell 'em, Problem (Problem!)

I'm winnin', yeah, yeah, I'm winnin' I'm winnin', yeah, yeah, I'm winnin'

I'm winnin', yeah, yeah, I'm winnin' Rich kid, self grown, paint me as a villain

Don't be mad cause I'm doing me better than you doing you

Don't be mad cause I'm doing me better than you doing you

Don't be mad cause I'm doing me better than you doing you

Different color, my sailboat, telegram my stack load

STOP. that's my fair share and your girl drank my day fare.

And I've made rich, life ain't fair (silver spoon coon, gold)

Ain't nobody sicker and my spinner "vroom, vroom, " gold

Ain't nobody spinners don't make noise when they start

up, just so you know Top of the wall street elite, rich forever,

a million was not the quota My father ain't own the MoMA and failed

it with no diploma Years off, got no rules, cooling out in those

tidepools More green than your rash moods and I'm too

fly, like Babe Ruth Got a mansion in the west egg, that a-k-a

New green, new green, (okay-kay-kay) How did I get here you have no idea

Nice creamy Royce, your blue coupe urea Spending this money, tastes better than chia

Live like a dracula, me and tequila Waking up broke, man, wouldn't wanna be ya

Friends with the fix man, help a player keep up

Bring in your wife, man, trouble when I see her

"Err-err-err-err": onomatopoeia, oh, I got my sport on! (tailormade)

I'm winning so they had to dump the lemonade And I have long since lost my family name

Don't be mad cause I'm doing me better than you doing you

Don't be mad cause I'm doing me better than you doing you

Don't be mad cause I'm doing me better than you doing you

Better than you doing you, lol, what you gon' do?

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Bratz Bootz Bootique - Open For Business - Duration: 5:06.

The Bratz Bootz Bootique is open for business!

And Emy is looking for her perfect pair of boots!

[Music: Rosie's Tea Party theme song]

BratZ BootZ Bootique Open For Business

Hello. Welcome to Bratz Bootz!

This must be the new store everyone's talking about!

How may I help you?

Wow! I've never seen so many boots!

This place is amazing!

I'm in serious need of some footwear

I'm thinking of a pair of boots

Oh yes. I see

I'm sure you'll find the perfect boots here

That's what I'm hoping

What did you have in mind?

Oh I don't know

Let's try some on and that will give you a better idea of what you want

Okay

These boots are really fun and funky!

Line green platform shoes?

Who would wear these?

Short leprechauns?

Wow! These are heavy!

I won't need to go to the gym to do leg lifts

Walk around in them

I feel like Frankenstein in these boots

Okay well they're not for you then. Let's try something else

These are probably more your style

Here. Try them on

They look so cute on you! How do they fit?

It's kind of tight

I don't think these boots are my size

Maybe the laces can be loosen or something

Get up and have a walk in them

Whoa! I feel like I'm on my tippy toes!

I can't even walk in them!

I have to shuffle!

You'd have to be crazy to wear these!

Oh my goodness. I can barely turn in them!

Like really. Who would wear these?

Someone with a death wish?

These are so scary!

I feel so unstable!

Whoa! [Thump!]

These are a definite no

Try these. They're much lighter than the green ones

And they're white so they'll go with any outfit

And they're vintage!

They don't look vintage

Since when did platform boots become vintage?

Everyone wants these boots!

They are a must have for any wardrobe!

Just try them on

Uh. No. Next

Um. No. Next

Hm. No

No

No

No

No no no!

No

No

No

Nah!

No No No

No

No

Uh. No

No

Mm. No

No

Nope

Nah!

No No No No

No

No

Ah Noooo!

No No No

No

Ack! No!

No

No

Noooo

No

No

Ah no!

Do you have any more?

I think you've tried on every pair of boots in the store

Wasn't there any pair of boots you liked?

Well, I liked them!

I just didn't love any of them

Some I liked the colour but then I didn't like the heel

And you know. Some I like the heel but I didn't like the colour

Ah! I don't know!

Did you see any that you like?

Post your answer in the comment section

Tsk... um

I think what I really need is something more dainty to go with my dress

You know, like uh shoes

You wouldn't have any shoes would you?

I take that as a no

Hey Fi!

Girlfriend!

Oh what happened here?

Oh hi Clawdia!

This is my good friend Clawdia

How's the boots BOO- tique?!

[giggling]

BOO-tique!

Oh Clawdia! You're so funny!

I don't get it

Ack! Girlfriend! I love the spider web on your face!

[Squeal]

Oh thank you!

And the little spider! Very nice! Very nice!

Anything new come in today?

Yeah! Sure!

Those 2 are really scary

These just came in today!

Oh my gosh! They're BOO-tiful!

[Laughing] I'll take them!

You want to try them on?

Nah! I know they're going to fit perfectly!

They're awesome!

Well that's a satisfied customer

I just love these boots! Aw!

Thank you Fi! Just put them on my account!

I can't wait to wear them!

I have the perfect outfit for them!

Bye!

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