BANG!
And this weeks show is underway
Keyakitte Kakenai
Hello we are your hosts Sawabe
I'm Tsuchida
onegaishimasu
And over there are Keyaki-chan
What is this move?
transform
transform?
hai
All right
I'll have to smack you later
[ Punishment needed ]
Don't think Tsuchida-san is a fan of that one
Quickly lets move on. On todays show
Captain Sugai will make the announcement
onegaishimasu
Special birthday episode
lets celebrate Tsuchida-san's birthday!
And with that said, this time
with Tsuchida's birthday approaching on 9/1
they're throwing him a surprise party
Some ideas the members thought of, in various ways
they're going to celebrate his 45th birthday
The first planned celebration
is from Harada and Iguchi
This looks incredible
What is this?
No, not plates. I don't want to see any plates!
What did you 2 do?
I made a smoothie bonbon
[ Odd name for a food item ]
smoothie bonbon?
This is my 1st time hearing of such a thing
In my head I can't even get a picture of what a smoothie bonbon would be
onegaishimasu
hai
I'll open it
Much different from what I was thinking
It turned out different from what I imagined
[ But you made it? ]
So this is a smoothie bonbon then?
On top of the smoothie
whipped cream and are those grapes?
That's right
Looks extremely delicious!
It can't end with you saying "Looks delicious"
Tsuchida-san, Tsuchida-san
Please put the lid back on
[ Cruel statement ]
Its already got a straw in there
Its normal and actually delicious
[ Problematic as a comedian ]
You're supposed to make something nasty
And now to announce what Harada made
When you mention Harada
from the beginning she's known for her cakes that the Brazilians would like
With her sweet cakes
wheee~
Oh! What was that about?
Is it ok to smack you too?
[ Victim #2 ]
She wants to celebrate your birthday
Thought she was trying to act cute
That's not it at all
onegaishimasu
What is that?
sugoi
Its zarusoba
Its a zarusoba cake?
Tsuchida-san said before how much he likes zarusoba
so I made zarusoba
Because I said I liked zarusoba and we needed a cake right?
Since you said that, I made zarusoba
So you just combined the two
Today, Tsuchida's dream has come true
[ Making dreams come true ]
sugoi
Tsuchida-san, you have to eat this too
Big difference in quality compared to Iguchi's
[ Quality difference ]
What will it taste like?
Ah, there's pancakes and whipped cream in here
itadakimasu
Its a delicious mont blanc
ah its a mont blanc then
With all apologies to Suzumoto, this is one delicious mont blanc
And there's pudding too?
hai
oishii
She really did a good job
She did
Iguchi, Harada did such a fine job on hers
Its like, I'm sorry about that
I'll totally eat this too
[ Being fair minded ]
zarusoba and a smoothie bonbon
That's amazing
Getting his fill of delicious sweets
next its these 4 people
who have big presents
We'll start with my gift then
I thought hard about what to get you
Its for Tsuchiwara Norika-san
This is spirulina, the overseas celebrities
its popular among them for
anti-aging
and diet
and hair restoration
[ Suddenly bringing up hair restoration? ]
In front of Tsuchiwara Norika
you're talking about hair restoration
Its good for everything
Good for everything?
This isn't for Tsuchida Teruyuki but for Tsuchiwara Norika
[ Super authentic ]
This is the real deal
I also, since about elementary school
I take these everyday
Its really good for you
I never catch colds and have stayed healthy
Hold on now
Suggested dosage is 30 pills per day
That many!
[ Have to ingest mass quantities ]
I basically have to take this wherever I go
With the spirulina he received as a gift
quickly he takes a couple
Ah, I have to take these after every meal...
[ Many difficulties await ]
Good for the health though
Its good for you
Its very good for you
I think I feel hair growing...
[ Dangerous side effects ]
All of a sudden
feeling something
And next up its Shida
hai
Mine is also for Tsuchiwara Norika-san
its a hair product....
Hair product?
Am I balding!?
[ Excessive worries ]
You're not going bald Tsuchida-san
What is it?
From overseas
Its the shampoo that I use
Really just the lather and rinse with this is fine
Hold on
This is just the shampoo?
I have to go buy the conditioner myself?
Why?
If this works for you, you can also buy the conditioner
Please try buying some
Shida, this really is the stuff you use?
organic
This looks like good stuff
You can get it everywhere like at Shibuya Tokyu
They even have it at makeup shops
Its too embarassing for me to walk into a makeup store
[ Completely out of place ]
Those stores have a mens section, you'll be fine
You say there's a men section?
Whoa, Tsuchida's here to buy make up!
[ Wrong image ]
And next its Moriya
hai
Mine is also meant for Tsuchiwara Norika-san
[ Excessive focus on his beauty ]
I know this stuff
This is for the bath right?
hai bath salts
Do you know this stuff?
They have one with a pink lid right?
They do
My wife uses this too!
[ Unbelievable near miss ]
If I brought this home, the wife would use all of it!
Its got juniper in it
and right here we have...
You sound like you work in sales
It suddenly became like the home shopping network
[ Changing into a TV shopping program? ]
With this
it helps stop swelling and gives you a good sweat
you'll sweat a lot and feel refreshed
I get it
this happens while bathing half your body
Moriya has more presents
that she also uses regularly
and she gave him these 2 reccomended products as presents
They must think Tsuchihara Norika is really into beauty or something?
I use normal bar soap
along with a nylon towel
I'm like a Showa era dad
It really will make your skin smooth
Getting my skin shiny is nice but
I've never once asked for shiny supple skin
The Keyakizaka members
want a Tsuchida-san with bushy hair and supple skin
[ Member request ]
They want you to be pretty. And finally
Kageyama...This one's Kageyama?
my present is for Tsuchida-san
Bring it over
This one is not for Tsuchiwara Norika
ah hai sumimasen arigatou gozaimasu
For lower back pain...
[ Waist wrap ]
Kageyama, why this one?
Well of course
since he's tall
That's right. And I have a big head so my back is killing me
I'm built just like the Skytree
That's why I thought you might have back issues
My back does hurt
This is good
I'll use all of these gifts
Mostly beauty products and things to take care of your body
Really thank you so much everybody
That's great, seems like he's happy with the gifts
Now before we go to the next celebration
we had one more thing planned for the show
The next corner is
I want to know more about Tsuchida-san
questions for Tsuchida-san corner
Starting now
for Tsuchida celebrating an upcoming birthday
the members have some questions
for him that they'll be hitting him with
Here's the first question
What kind of food do you like? This is from Ishimori
That kind of question on its own is unacceptable
[ There will be no reply ]
There are no bad questions!
Its okonomiyaki
Ehhhh~
[ Why the shock? ]
I like food made with flour
As for okonomiyaki, its especially the Kansai ones
Shocking!
What's up with that one..Ishimori
Recently he said he liked soba
But that flour has carbohydrates
I love carbs
How do you maintain your figure then?
[ Where'd that come from? ]
I have some kind of unique charismatic beauty in Moriya's eyes
[ Eternal role model? ]
But I put a lot of effort into avoiding that food
even ramen, this month
I haven't eaten any ramen for almost a month
So you limit yourself?
So that one..Saito. Your recommended ramen
is there some new ramen you're recommending?
Go try Sushiro's shirasu mazesoba
[ That's an odd choice ]
Sushiro? From Sushiro-san?
That makes me think
this girl must not like ramen very much!
[ Obviously under suspicion ]
That girl only goes to the chain restaurants
On to the next question. Here it is
What is your favorite Keyakizaka46 song?
From Uemura
The song I like most?
The most
What would it be? Its not my favorite to sing at karaoke but what I do sing is
Silent Majority
When I'm drunk and with the kouhais I'll start dancing
With the choreography and everything right?
Its in there
And here's the next question
Of the members who would you like as a daughter?
From Suzumoto
Who would you want as a daughter?
Honestly I don't want a daughter
so the daughters
For me being raised in a family of 3 brothers
they're such a pain
So you don't understand girls then?
And the other day the little one
"I'm going to quit dodgeball"
Hey. why are you quitting?
Do you want to do something else?
He said "I want to play soccer" at that moment
I could not hold back the smile on my face!
[ Unconcealable joy ]
That made you happy
But I told him "You've been on the dodgeball team forever, you should hang on to it"
Of course its like that
That stuff happens
That's what Tsuchida papa is like
Yone-san what do you think hearing that?
I think he's a wonderful papa
[ The picture of an ideal papa ]
All soccer stories for me
And here's the next question
Can I keep going as an idol from now on?
Can't believe you used this...hai
Don't be shocked when we use your question!
[ Didn't want it to come out? ]
Why did you want to ask him?
I think about it all the time
If you're always thinking about it, then you're in good shape right?
When you become an idol, that's not your end goal
Life is long, if you want to enter entertainment
at some point your time in Keyakizaka will end
and you have to take that next step. This is a serious discussion
When that happens
if you're thinking about it and wanting to improve
and the possibilites are there, you should be fine right?
So Iguchi what do you think about what he said?
Its given me some courage
I'm still shocked you used my question
Forget about that part!
[ Still curious ]
Why did you repeat that?
How long are you going to be excited over that?
And here's the next question
Tsuchida-san as part of Ryuheikai, please teach me your reaction to hot oden
Neru
People say that Keyaki's reactions are pretty weak
Well that is about team play
When they put something piping hot in his mouth, he drops it right
so while you see the reaction of Higo-san and Ueshima-san
Terakada Jimon casually picks up the food
[ More like a fine craftsman ]
But that's not something you can pick up just like that
Next time you have a live show with oden, I'll teach it to you
[ An original type live appearance ]
MC Tsuchida's birthday party
The next person to celebrate is Ozeki
Ozeki what kind of celebration do you have planned?
Tsuchida-san
since he always talks about how much he loves home electronics
this time I did a ton of research on home electronics
and from that research
I picked out something he'd likely use regularly
There's no way he knows about this product!
Home electronics I don't know about?
Tsuchida-san won't know this one?
Many of the products are just upgrades of older ones though
This is made by OMRON-san right?
[ What's this? ]
This has been the standard in sleep monitoring devices
When you use these its easier to wake up
But you've never seen this before right?
I know nothing about these!
[ Traces of sympathy ]
Eh, I think this model is about 2 years old
So this is an older model then?
I don't think this is a new product
the label says iPhone 5/5s/5c
[ Can't call this the latest product ]
It came out around iPhone 4s
How about we make this a present for the viewers?
[ Gift has no use ]
After regaining their senses
the next celebration
The representatives are Oda and Koike
What kind of celebration do you two have?
Today, we're doing a skit
A skit that's related to Tsuchida-san?
That's right
What's it about?
Its a skit from when Tsuchida-san was in U-turn
A skit from when Tsuchida-san was a part of U-turn-san
What is this for?
[ The name of his manzai comedy duo ]
You used to be a duo
Tsuchida-san from back then
So you're doing one of U-turn's old skits
hai
Did you practice this?
hai, we practiced for this
These 2 have been practicing for this day
and how will it turn out?
And now to be performed by Oda and Koike
No U-turns allowed in their youth
This is a U-turn skit
dozo
Skit "The high school gyarus of Omiya"
That Teruna is so late
We were supposed to meet at 7 in front of Hachiko
What could she be doing?
Oh no, I'm so late. Where could she be?
Ah, Teruna, Teruna
ah gomen Jiiko
Do I look Brazilian to you? I'm not Jiiko
Now that I see you, its Morimi right
I thought you were Jiiko
How did you make that mistake?
I'm late though, mengo
Why are you saying mengo?
In any case, I'm hungry
Let's go to makku then
Eh? Hold on
Where? Where is this place?
Teruna, aren't you a high school gyaru?
High school gyarus call McDonalds "makku"
No way!
For real
Omiya gyarus don't call it that
What do you call it then?
"maddo"
Sounds rough!
Let's go to maddo then
How about karaoke? Karaoke?
Sounds good
Which one should we go to?
Shibuya has a lot of karaoke
Morimi, check it out
That Big Echo karaoke bar
they're totally ripping off the Big Echo in Omiya
I'm pretty sure yours is the ripoff
Eh~ What should I sing? What should I sing?
Teruna, do you know all the song numbers?
Of course I do
Which song? Amuro? Is it Amuro?
Of course, of course, of course
Cover me up in straw~
What song is that?
MihaMichi MihaMichi
Omiya high school gyarus are into Mihashi Michiya
That's too old, noone in Shibuya gets that song
eh what'll I do?
I put in one of the latest songs so sing it
beep-beep-beep-beep
I don't know any of the latest songs though
That's perfect!
You really know this song perfectly
You got into it
Couldn't do it at all..
Yes you did!
That was perfect
But I haven't understood anything you've been saying to me
I'm leaving!
Those are my words exactly
OI OI
arigatou gozaimashita
That was well done
That was wonderful
You've got the studio laughing
Tsuchida-san, what did you think?
That was a perfect reenactment
[ The fruits of practice ]
Koike's wisecracks were pretty good right?
Such gentle wisecracks
When T M Revolution played, Koike was like
Oh so you can do it
[ Copied to the last detail ]
How was it?
Its a gag from way back
but its still funny
I thought it was great and the tempo is relatively fast
really comedian-san are amazing people
And with that the both of you
arigatou gozaimashita
Time to keep the party going
finally its Nagasawa-kun's celebration
What's Nagasawa-kun doing?
kowai kowai kowai
What's this?
corpse?
Likely a corpse
[ Suspicious sheet ]
She killed someone you hate as a present
So Nagasawa-kun, what kind of celebration is this?
What I have prepared for your celebration is right here
That scared the heck out of me
Nagasawa-kun, this is?
Its a tuna
It's tuna!
Why a tuna Nagasawa-kun?
I looked up what Tsuchida-san likes to eat
and it came up with the flesh that sticks to the spine
I used to work at a fish market
part time
and at the time I had never eaten anything raw, since I was a kid
and then one of my senpais
said the flesh on the bone is so good and scooped some up with a spoon
and forced me to eat it
It was so freaking good
from that day, I was able to eat sushi
So its not a mistake, you like this
so then?
To get to that flesh, I'm going to disassemble this tuna
[ suprising idea ]
Of course we'd be worried about Nagasawa-kun doing this alone
Oh, there would be worry
So we have a skilled tuna professional with us
So what kind of tuna did you bring to the studio?
Since its a big occassion with Tsuchida-san's birthday
we spared no expense, this is a Pacific bluefin tuna
[ Hooked up ]
I'm so happy
And now its time for Nagasawa-kun's tuna dismantling show
its about to start
This is the tuna dismantling show
We're starting! hai dozo
kowai kowai kowai kowai
Grab onto the handle
As we cut it
please say happy birthday
Say happy birthday once its cut
Happy birthday!
And now, its a knife not many people have seen
You ok? Got it?
Lay it down gently
ganbare Nagasawa-kun
So then Tsuchida-san
Give me a YOISHO
We're about to start
yoisho~
yoisho!
yoisho~
yoisho!
yoisho~
yoisho!
yoisho~
yoisho!
yoisho
What's going on?
[ Silent presentation ]
Not a word
What's up with that mascot girl?
So far so good for Nagasawa-kun
and its finally time to get the meat off the bone
That's right
You have to scoop or it won't come off
Brings me back to when I was 18
working that job
If you'd please carry this to him
ah sumimasen arigatou gozaimasu
How is that flesh off the bone?
omedetou gozaimasu
arigatou gozaimasu
Nagasawa-kun has brought him the flesh off the bone
so how will it taste?
It came off so well
wah, so good
How about it Nagasawa-kun?
I'm so happy, that's great
I'm truly happy
And with that the celebrations are a success
arigatou gozaimasu
Thank you tuna master
sugoi
Now then, this tuna
just eating the bone flesh would be such a waste
That's true
Would all of you like to eat?
You all want some right?
And with that, since today is Tsuchida-san's birthday party
those who answer correctly on the Tsuchida quiz will eat
those are the rules
And here's the question
What is Tsuchida-san's blood type?
What's his blood type?
By the way I believe I know most of your blood types
Now then
all at once...open!
well..well..well
A-B-A-B-B-AB
AB
lots of As and Bs
Some ABs in there too
Don't know it do you everybody?
Tsuchida-san
please reveal the answer
hai, I am
AB type
He is type AB
And that means coming up
those who got it correct will get reward time
All of you who answered correctly, please eat up
itadakimasu
How's the ootoro?
oishii!
mega delicious
oishii?
oishii sugoi
Suzumoto how is it?
This is the thickest I've ever had
Did you say thickest?!
You can hold on to your thickness comments
And that is all
that was the Tsuchida-san celebration
omedetou gozaimasu
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