Thứ Tư, 18 tháng 1, 2017

Youtube daily report Jan 18 2017

Fourth grade, during a lunch break, hunched under a sunshade,

bright summer day, in the month of May,

happily munching lays

watching my mates run and play in the playground,

when I saw them run away..

And I feel it a wee little stomach ache,

Blimey! that's my spidey sense! It's tingling,

will someone say what the heck is going down?

I ain't got an inkling,

And ain't no one slowing down,

And while I'm thinking,

craning my neck attempting to get a better view and explain what'd happened,

and got my query answered,

Saw this scary bastard,

who happened to be the son of the school master,

a solitary rascal,

Accidentally kicking kids in their nuts and just apologising after,

was his favorite pastime,

His way of relaxing mentally,

"Gimme every last dime, I ain't asking gently."

Bully, you push me, you pull me , you shush me ..

What do you , get off of it? Do you feel like a man now?

Now go on ..Still more ways to try , to make me feel like a waste of life ..

But someday , you'll have a taste of your own …

Now I'm keeping my cool and trynna act like I'm fine,

What I really wanna do in the back of my mind

is just whack his behind,

but I ain't that stupid,

A feud ensued I wouldn't be able to do shit.

This dude is too big.

In fact he is big enough to pick me up and snap me in two like a toothpick.

I'm no Bruce Lee,

all I wanna do's flee,

Plus I really need the dough so I entered cruise speed!!

Now I'm just running at the top of my speed ,

certain that he's slower, now he's got to retreat,

Probably moves like a lawn mower. Maybe a mars rover,

even being older than me!

Then I slowly looked over my shoulder to see,

If he'd given up. What the heck? He's closer to me?!

Than he was before, heck is he gaining so fast!?

Shit! This pain in the ass has been training for tracks!

Plan A was to make a run for the school building,

If blood is spilled then,

I want it done in front of hundred children,

Don't want him let off with a warning,

Not to mention, he'd enjoy a detention.

But that ain't gonna work now,

this dude' s too fast to be outrun,

heard his loud grunts when I swerved out.

But things turned south,

when I was greeted by fences.. I'm defenseless!

'bout to be beaten up senseless,

I'm scared outta my good senses,

"guessing it's too late for me to be making amends isn't it..?

What say we put our differences behind us?

commence this new age in our friendship?

Cuz us being friends has.."

T- minus 10 for blast off

he ain't even listening! There goes my last option.

I'm done for!

Prepare to become sore in the buns from this grunt's blunt force ass whupping fun show!

Bully, you push me, you pull me , you shush me ..

What do you , get off of it? Do you feel like a man now?

Now go on ..still more ways to try.. to make me feel like a waste of life ..

But someday, you'll have a taste of your own …

Back to the story. I'm backed in the corner, swearing I'm sorry,

Prepared for the punch coming for me,

There! Have my lunch money, spare me!

It's forty bucks or something. Please do not harm me..

That did nothing. He just kept coming toward me.

I wept as I felt tears forming.

I'm frozen and Im panicking ,

posing like a mannequin,

,trapped and I am frantic. Erratic thoughts swarming...

Shit I'm going barmy!

Thinking of the randomest bullshit possible,

"Do they got candy in hospital?"

"Is it impossible?"

"-Dying from a frostbitten diaphragm if you swallowed one too many popsicle?"

SNAP BACK TO REALITY! Oh.

There's the gravity, Oh.

There's the dude, he lunged!

And I staggered, he punched!

I fell back in a slump!

All I'm thinking is Im gonna tell that to my mum!

Is he done ?

No he isn't! He picked me back up!

and by the time I'd risen , another jab struck !

Vision is beginning to get blurry, I felt that one!

dribbling nasty like Steph Curry!

Just then, I mustered up all that I had left,

Thrust at his tummy with a mad left,

but this dummy ducked, and I struck him in his forehead ,

Aw Shucks....

And he fell to the floor dead.

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Eating Crazy Spicy Quail (นกกระทาผัดเผ็ด) in Nakhon Sawan — Countryside Thai Food in 4K! - Duration: 16:34.

- Oh man, that amount of chilies,

that amount of curry paste,

the holy basil in there,

the garlic which just smells unbelievably good!

(upbeat music)

Hey everyone, it's Mark Wiens with migrationology.com

in Nakhon Sawan, Thailand

which is right in central Thailand.

I'm hangin' out with my buddy, Micah.

Micah, can you say hello?

Oh, I guess you can only see the top of his head.

Oh wait, maybe you can see his eyes here.

Micah, say hello.

Oh, there he is.

Micah is hangin' out

but we came to visit Ying's grandmother.

Ying is my wife.

And she's, Ying was born in Krabi.

She spent most of her life in the south of Thailand.

That's where her father is from

but her mother is from Nakhon Sawan

which is right in central Thailand.

I really enjoy coming to visit Ying's grandmother's

especially because it's in the countryside

and it's relaxing and quiet and peaceful.

And the last time,

this is my second time to visit.

The last time we came here,

they have a farm and they caught some field rats

which were incredibly delicious

and we ate them the last time I was here.

This time Ying's aunt said that they couldn't get any rats

that just depends on the,

if they can catch any in the field or not.

But they did get some birds

and I think they're quails.

So we're definitely gonna have some quails for dinner.

I'm not sure what else

but this is just gonna be a quick vlog

about what we're gonna eat tonight for dinner.

There's a big patch of bananas here.

And there are some stalks of bananas

that are getting pretty close to being ripe.

Oh and that is a gigantic banana blossom.

Look at that banana blossom.

Micah, how are you doing down there?

Oh, you're hangin' out.

Ying's mom is getting ready to chop up the quails

and I think she's gonna mince them.

(loud pounding)

(speaking in foreign language)

With the quail, you can eat the entire thing

with all the bones as long as you mince it up finely

then you just have a little bit of a crunch

when you're eating it

but you can eat all the bones.

It's a little bit muddy in here.

But as much as I love exploring Bangkok,

what I love so much about Thailand

is getting out into the countryside

and ah yeah, I love it here.

There, these are bananas.

I'm gonna go check out what else she's growing,

what else Ying's aunt is growing over here.

Oh, it looks like it's basil.

Is it holy basil?

What I love so much about the countryside of Thailand

is the culture, the food, the farms,

the growth, the fruit, the vegetables.

Yeah, I just love the countryside of Thailand

and I love the peacefulness as well.

When you're in the city it's so loud

and so, the pollution and the smog.

There's so much of it.

But in the countryside, it's just so peaceful and relaxed.

This type of banana, in Thai it's called kluay nam wa.

And I think, I believe in English that it's a burro banana.

But there are little, a couple of bite sized bananas,

they taste delicious.

And normally quite sweet

and maybe a little bit chalky sometimes.

And this type of banana is really good as is

but it's also really good grilled, roasted.

(whistling)

Ying, look at this crock.

(speaking in foreign language)

This is an awesome crock.

This probably has been used for decades.

Yeah, I'm loving this.

This is really nice.

And mom has just finished mincing up all of the quail

and now I'm gonna pound up the chilies

and also wash, I guess rinse off the holy basil

which is coming straight from the garden there.

Got a bag of chilies here from the market.

(plastic bag rustling)

Oh, I can smell those immediately as I opened that bag.

I know we're gonna need a lot of these chilies for sure.

Quickly take off the stems.

And then drop 'em into the mortar.

You can just smell how spicy these are.

That aroma, that chili,

those chili fumes coming off of them

when they're green like this.

Okay, I think that's good on the chilies right now.

(loud pounding)

For the garlic,

I often like to just toss them in as the whole clove

give them a pound and then the skin just peels right off

and then you can keep pounding it

to get to the minced texture that you want

with all those oils, the chilies, and the garlic.

(loud sizzling)

(speaking foreign language)

Hello, Micah.

- [Ying] Hello, hello.

- I'm not the only one loving this country weather.

Micah is hanging out to the max.

We're getting ready to cook up the quail

and I think it's Ying's cousin.

I think he's gonna do the cooking.

(loud scraping and sizzling)

He just said that he is stir frying it rat style.

So it's like a same, similar recipe to stir frying rat.

And you wanna make it really dry

so he's just stir frying all of that,

all the moisture out of that quail.

(loud scraping and sizzling)

Finished dry roasting the quail.

I think it's coriander seeds.

Coriander seeds and there's a siamese cardamom

caught in there too.

Oh that smoke smells delicious.

(speaking foreign language)

(loud pounding)

And right now after dry roasting that coriander seed

he's just pounding it up into a powder.

(speaking in foreign language)

We're gonna first add in some,

I think it's just red curry paste.

(loud sizzling)

And now he's adding in that coriander.

(loud scraping and sizzling)

And then in go the garlic and chilies.

Oh that aroma smells so good.

(coughing)

One of the greatest joys of stir frying chilies

is that everybody around you starts coughing.

(laughing)

Okay, so then he added in the quail.

Oh that is just smelling incredibly good.

Oh that is just smelling incredibly good.

Oh I just took a whiff of that chili.

(loud scraping and sizzling)

(speaking in foreign language)

And then the final step is adding in that holy basil.

Oh that just smells unbelievable.

(loud scraping and sizzling) (coughing)

That was a masterful demonstration.

It's kind of a twist on the normal holy basil Thai stir fry

which well includes some extra spices

and also the curry paste

and yeah, and also you really emphasize

that you really wanted it dry.

So even when he was cooking that quail first,

he stir fried it dry and then he took out the moisture

the water that came out of the quail.

Oh man, that amount of chilies, that amount of curry paste,

the holy basil in there, the garlic,

which just smells unbelievably good.

Oh man.

It's so good!

It's so insanely good!

It's so spicy, it's so garlicky.

The quail actually, it kinda tastes like minced beef

but with a little bit of a tougher texture to it.

And then you also get those little bone crunches.

Oh, it's kinda like duck.

I can compare it to duck, I think.

But yeah, you eat through all of the bones

so you don't waste anything on a quail.

Oh man, you can taste that curry paste coming in there too.

And then that fresh holy basil, peppery,

very aromatic holy basil.

That is, that's an award-winning countryside Thai dish.

That is, that's an award-winning countryside Thai dish.

And also, I would just also say that,

I'm not actually like,

eating from the serving bowl.

But because this is Ying's family,

they all told me to just take the bowl

and start eating it.

Okay!

That's so good!

And what I really love

is you can really taste the fragrance of the coriander seeds

is you can really taste the fragrance of the coriander seeds

that he added in here.

That is a touch that I'm gonna use

next time I make pad ga prao.

I thought we were all gonna have dinner

but I guess Ying's entire family is still full from lunch

which we had probably only about two and a half hours ago.

But I guess I'm the only one that's hungry

so they told me I need to eat now.

I'm gonna eat.

But that's why I'm the only one eating.

I'm gonna start with some more of the quail

and this time with rice.

Oh and I forgot to say he even threw in

some more whole chilies for a surprise bite.

This is just so incredibly good.

It's so much flavor per like square millimeter,

It's so much flavor per like square millimeter,

per square millimeter.

That's like powerful flavor

and that is so good with the rice.

And there are a lot of random cats and dogs

running around as well.

What I'm loving so much is that coriander seed,

that really gives it a,

that really gives it a,

an edge of extra spice flavor.

And then this is a curry that Ying's mom made.

This is nam ya with coconut milk and fish.

And this goes so well, so good on the rice.

Oh, the naturally sweet coconut milk

Oh, the naturally sweet coconut milk

and then it's just enriched and thickened

by the minced up fish in there.

And another thing that I'm really loving,

and I had a couple of these for lunch already.

This is pla duk dad diaw.

And in Thai,

And in Thai,

okay, pla duk is catfish

okay, pla duk is catfish

and then dad diaw is one sun.

So it's one day dried catfish and then deep fried.

You do kinda gotta be careful of the bones,

the bones are still kinda hard

but you can rip off,

tear off the catfish meat there.

And if you look at it really closely,

can you see that real close?

You can see that it has a

more of a creamy color

and also it's more, it's more like,

it's not flaky like a regular fish

or a fish that's not dried for a day.

Yeah, it's a little bit salty

Yeah, it's a little bit salty

and you can taste that it's been dried in the sun

so it's a little bit dehydrated.

But then what's interesting is that

it completely changes its texture

it completely changes its texture

from a fresh catfish.

'Cause it's more of like a creamy kind of,

almost like cheesy texture

but really good.

And it doesn't have, it doesn't actually have

any kind of a foul preserved taste to it.

It's actually just delicious with rice.

I think I'm gonna end this video right now

and just finish dinner

and then hang out with Ying and her family.

But I just wanted to share with you

this quick video about hanging out

at Ying's grandmother's house

and delicious awesomely good country style food.

Oh man, I love it all

but that quail or if you substitute rat

but that quail or if you substitute rat

field rat for that same recipe,

it is sensational.

it is sensational.

Please remember to give this video a thumbs up

if you enjoyed it.

And also make sure you click subscribe

for lots more food and travel videos.

Thank you again for watching

and I will see you on the next video.

Good evening from Nakhon Sawan.

(upbeat music)

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Inauguration Day Used To Be In March… Here's Why It Changed - Duration: 2:40.

Inauguration Day was not always on January 20th.

Originally the founding fathers chose March 4th, to honor the anniversary of the Constitution

first taking effect in 1789, and to allow for time to travel to the capital during a

period when communication and transportation were slow.

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But four months proved to be too long, and it nearly destroyed the nationAfter the contentious

1860 election, seven states had left the Union in what became known as the "Secession Winter."

President-elect Abraham Lincoln was forced to wait out the winter in Illinois, while

President James Buchanan was still in office.

But Buchanan was unable to prevent secessionists from seizing forts and armories.

So by the time Lincoln was sworn-in in March, the Civil War had all but officially started.

This extended lame duck period hurt the country again after the election of 1932.

Franklin D. Roosevelt had soundly defeated his opponent, incumbent Herbert Hoover, but

FDR had to wait until March 4th to take the oath.

The Great Depression was in full effect, and the economic uncertainty only worsened during

the long wait of the transition of power, and the entire financial system in the U.S.

almost collapsed during that time.

This turned out to be the last straw for many who were against the March 4th date.

The 20th amendment, or "Lame Duck Amendment" as it was known, was ratified on January 23,

1933, reducing the lame duck period by six weeks.

But some still think the 10 or so weeks between the election and inauguration is too long

and creates too much uncertainty.7 After Jimmy Carter lost his re-election bid in 1980, his

administration created more than ten thousand pages of new rules and regulations before

the incoming Reagan administration had been sworn in.These became known as "midnight

regulations."

Many presidents have used the remaining months to solidify their legacies and cement policies

from a hostile successor.

Global players also know that they have more political room during a lame duck session,

as outgoing administrations are less likely to act militarily.

For example, between the presidencies of George W. Bush and Barack Obama, Israel began a highly

unpopular war in Gaza.

And following the 2016 election, Russia has accelerated its offensives in Syria.

But a longer transition can help an incoming administration with little political experience

take over the presidency.

The team needs to fill approximately 4,000 government jobs, develop plans and a budget

for the executive branch, and get caught up on all intelligence of the prior administration.

With all that work, 10 weeks doesn't seem so long.

But what do you think?

Is the time between the election and inauguration too long?

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Ένα παράξενο πληκτρολόγιο! | Razer Ornata Review - Duration: 5:38.

Gaming industry is weird.

From membrane keyboards we advanced to mechanical keyboards

and now we're at the dawn of the hybrid products.

It's too soon to say if that's good or bad.

I am Sakis Karpas, you are watching Unboxholics

and this is Razer Ornata Chroma

one of the most interesting Razer keyboards.

Ornata embeds a new patent by Razer

- which still hasn't been approved by the patent approval organization -

and combines the old membrane technology and the mechanical switch feeling.

The patent is called Mecha-Membrane

but let's see the keyboard first and then I'll talk about the switches.

Ornata comes in the typical great package of Razer,

which includes a manual and Razer stickers.

The keyboard in a first glimpse looks like Black Widow as it has a similar design.

Sharp edges, flat surfaces and robust build are also present.

The only downgrade compared to Black Widow is the plastic,

which seems a bit cheaper on Ornata.

Overall though the quality is good.

On the bottom there are cable paths, rubber bases in the four corners

and of course legs for lifting the keyboard.

I wish it had greater slope, as even with the legs engaged it still is pretty low.

The fabric cable is enhanced and the USB adapter gold-plated.

One of its selling points for me that have a wrist problem is the removable wrist wrest.

In contrast with other wrist wrests which need a specific connection

this one uses magnets, holding the part in place

and at the same time can be easily removed.

The cushion is soft and has been coated with the thin leatherette

the company uses on the earcups of its headphones.

For now it's great, but I'm worried about how it will hold up in time.

The Ornata that we'll find on the Greek shelves will have American layout standards,

meaning a large Shift and a small Enter.

At the same time there will be Greek letters on the switches.

Other than that it's a regular, modern keyboard

with a function key for secondary uses like media, profiles etc.

Of course all the buttons are programmable through Razer Synapse 2.0

which has been greatly improved.

So, Ornata is the first keyboard of Razer that uses

the new hybrid switches Mecha-Membrane

and is practically a combination of membrane technology and mechanical switches.

The feeling they offer is a first, at least for me.

It holds on to its clicky nature but it's not so intense

and there isn't a big distance to travel until the switch is engaged.

The switches are neither high like the rest of keyboards

nor low like the laptop ones.

They are somewhere in between and they're a bit elevated.

The first few minutes on these switches were strange.

After I got used to them, I liked them.

And I liked them a lot.

Both in gaming and typing they were comfortable and fast.

I could recommend it to those that look something quieter,

as it doesn't make that much noise but does give that sound feedback.

Ornata has a 10-key roll over and anti-ghosting.

Being a Chroma edition it has back lighting with millions of colors, combinations and effects.

The designers left on purpose huge gaps under the switches

so the lighting is one of the most impressive I've seen in a Chroma product.

Razer Ornata comes in Greece with a recommended price of €89,99.

Overall, I really liked the new keyboard and I think

it's a special and good option for those that want something different

but at the same time effective.

It was Sakis, you are on Unboxholics, I'll catch you up on the next episode.

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One Mini Mama | The Incredible Dr. Pol - Duration: 3:30.

NARRATOR: From an established alpaca farm--

Mobile 1 to base.

--to a brand new family farm, Doc crisscrosses the county.

Humphrey, how are you?

And you bought a cow.

DR. POL: Jessie and April called us.

They are new in the area, and they have a mini-Jersey.

Hi, how are you?

So what you going to do, milk her?

Mm-hmm.

We call her Persie, but her registered name

is Miss Persimmon.

So you want to know if she's pregnant?

We figure better, yeah, have you check her out.

DR. POL: Yeah, OK.

Let me get a glove.

APRIL HUMPHREY: We got our Jersey cow, and she's all bred,

so we want to make sure she is good and healthy, you know,

have a good vet check.

Come here sweetheart.

You can see that it is a mini-Jersey because

of the big dent in the nose.

You are nice.

The whole demeanor is like a little cow basically.

Has she had a calf before?

- No. - No.

DR. POL: Never did.

Charles, hang onto her.

NARRATOR: This is the Humphreys' first cow.

They were told she was pregnant when they bought her.

So how old is she?

Because she looks not that young.

Supposed to be three and a half.

And never had a calf before.

Yes, she is pregnant, close to four and a half, five months.

The calf inside is very much alive,

and probably she'll have it in about three and a half months.

The doctor confirmed, yeah, he knows what he's talking about.

We got to hear it from the best.

Yeah, I'm very excited.

We're going to keep a very close eye on her.

DR. POL: Make a pet out of her.

She already is almost.

APRIL HUMPHREY: Yeah.

It's very nice and very easy.

APRIL HUMPHREY: This is what they told us to give to her.

DR. POL: Sodium bicarbonate.

That is only when they get too much grain.

OK.

DR. POL: Otherwise you don't need it.

Went under her.

[laughs] Hey, listen.

Look at that.

APRIL HUMPHREY: Yeah, my little guy.

He has no fear at all.

DR. POL: You know, he's a little farmer, isn't he?

Yeah, he is.

DR. POL: It's very important for kids to grow up with animals.

It teaches the kids responsibility.

Perfect for these kids.

- Yeah, well they-- - Yeah.

Oh yeah.

That's why we got in it.

[inaudible]

What?

[inaudible]

What do you say?

The little animal is perfect for you guys, keeps you busy

and keeps you working.

Honestly, it's the best.

Ask Charles.

APRIL HUMPHREY: This farm is just,

I mean it's all about the kids.

They want to learn, and they need to learn this.

Every kid should know where their food is coming from.

And they're nice.

It's the mud.

That's mud.

You like to play in the mud too, huh?

It's the mud.

DR. POL: Thanks guys. APRIL HUMPHREY: Thank you.

- Nice meeting you. - Yeah, you too.

Hope to see you, but not too much.

- Yeah. - Thanks

We love you.

Bye.

DR. POL: It is nice to go to a little mini farm like this,

bunch of animals, and a bunch of kids,

and everybody just loves it.

Found [inaudible]

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Zapowiedź Nowego kanału! - Duration: 1:54.

Hi, on the start I want to tell you

If you are new, please click the

red button with subscribe text

Click the bell

And choose this option to have notice

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Fun With Charlotte, Jana and Chuck | Amuzado kun Charlotte, Jana kaj Chuck - Duration: 14:38.

Are you recording now?

I seem to be recording but I don't see anything

Oh great ...

It seems I'm a terrible camera person

Tell me and ...

You're actually recording ...

The problem is that you've zoomed in a lot

Now, everyone needs to start some time

So, I want to welcome my viewers to my new house

- It seems that - Don't film us!

The problem is that she doesn't have clothes

I believe my Islamic viewers won't really appreciate that

and as you can see

Chuck and I are playing a really important game

Oh Chuck ...

Shit ... shit ...

So, look at this great example of sexism

These two boys are playing games while we prepare food

Where is my food?

I'm waiting for it ... and you've brought me this!

The food isn't for the boys

They won't be eating at all

But this is my table; my sofa

And you're blocking my sight ... I want to see the game

I can't see

Good

Okay yes the wood ... ok, ok, ok

Oh that wood is moving ...

It's water!

How the f**k can water defeat you, honestly?

I can't understand it

We need to bother you

The girls are blocking my sight again

Yes!

Because you're sitting at our table

Is this yours?

- Yes - Yes!!

That means I need to move

Okay, it's me and you Chuck

Great

Move a little

Your first is giant ...

Yes ... fist!

Great, I'm ready

Crossy Road, for my viewers

This game is the most awesome game

which we've played tonight

and we've played how many games? Three?

Three games in total

Oh shit ... Oh SHIT ...

It's good, the highway doesn't have that many cars

Oh shit ... oh shit ...

The train! THE TRAIN!!!

Great

Okay good

I fear to turn ... to turn away from the screen

because I want to see what the girls have

What they have

Yes, it's a normal problem

It's not for you

Look how the girls treat us ...

They've prepared nothing for us!

Oh shit ...

Okay, I'm ready

That is the biggest highway ever

It seems it's in Germany, right?

- In China - Wood

Wood, ha yes, yes it could be there

Oh shit

Oh shit ... oh shit ...

Run, run, run ...

Or jump

You're a chuck so I don't know, if you run or jump

Oh great

Okay ...

Almost!

almost ...

Where is my food!

I'm hungry!

No, I really don't ... I've actually eaten a lot

I think I could film this the entire night

and it would be one of my best vlogs, ever

because I'm playing!

So, it's actually really interesting, but I want to know why?

What makes the others crap

I don't ...!!!

I missed it!

because the girls, they spoke

Shit!

Okay, second round!

In fact, it's the tenth ...

I want to play ... again ...

This game is terrible

I'll follow it with my foot

using my big toe ...

The fact, that I'll probably upload this to my channel

shows how much the Esperanto community needs good YouTubers

Unlike you, right?

Like ... Jake

- Ha Jake - Yes, yes, yes ...

Again!

We really need something, for example nuts or chips

Do you actually want to eat something?

No, I just want to complain

- because I have two ... - There is a box here I want to see you

- I have two previously prepared things

Ah yes, what do you have?

I have freshly baked sunflower seeds

They are warm ... They are freshly baked

Really delicious

I don't really like it

That's because your not Russian enough

No, I'm a dirty Australian

Of course, I'm not Russian

Another thing

What is that?

It's getting closer!

- Yes ... yes ... - I want ...

I'm in heaven

That is a Swedish product

Like the fish?

Exactly ...

Does it have the same smell?

- And you know how much you like Swedish foods - Does it have the same terrible smell?

Hello

Eat it with the camera

My viewers can now be me

In fact, that tastes great

Finally, something that is good from Sweden

In addition to the women, of course

Have you eaten it already?

That is a historical moment

Evildea in the bed with Chuck

- Hello Chuck - I need paper to look sexy

Yes ... yes ... yes!

In fact, where is some paper?

I need paper

Quickly

Hold the camera

Who ... who is this?

A second time

Because I didn't do it precisely

I can't do it ... not as good as him

So, that's because you're trying too hard

That's the problem

You need to just do it ... do it naturally ...

But I can't naturally push something into my eye

So, this will probably be one of the most laziest vlogs ever

because I'm just ... complaining to the camera

and filming the screen

In fact, there are many YouTubers, who do just that

and the fact, that they can make money doing that and live a good life

is wonderful

One day I'll be able to do that. I'll be able to be a lazy man

who sits in bed and plays games and complains at the screen

As you're ... now doing?

Almost ...

Or just the whole day?

The whole day! Imagine that 12 hours of filming, every day

Nonstop!

- 12 ... no ... no ... - The 10 hour version?

Live YouTube broadcasting

Exactly what I was thinking ... a live broadcast

- Yes - The entire day

Yes, I can glue the camera to my forehead

Yes!

I don't even need to hold it

Selfie stick, right?

I'll really miss these moments, when I'm in Australia

because I'll need to think about really deep vlogs again

I can't just sit here and talk shit

and it's good, that you've just got over your jet-lag too

because now you need to fly back

Ah shit

Yes, in total 27 hours of flying

Can you imagine that?

No, you can't because you don't need to fly that far away, right?

I flew from Sweden through Helsinki to Indian

India? What did you do in India?

I was there for ISIC

What is that?

It's an organisation, which has "Trainees"?

Chinese?

Training ... or interns?

Yes, interns

- I remember ... - That's what we say for interns

Yes interns ...

Does the word come from French?

Probably, yes ...

The dirty French infected Esperanto a lot

Did you see "Mr Cuddles"?

It's that dragon

Draaaaaagon ...

Destroy everything

Great

The fact, that I need to subtitles this, is terrible ...

We should speak a lot more so that he'll need to subtitle more

Yes ...

Perhaps we should speak in an unclear way so that he can't understand ...

What happens if we speak languages other than Esperanto?

What will you do?

Speaking other languages, I'd need to cut that!

Speaking other languages is perfectly okay

No, don't speak other languages

Because I ...

We have totally messed up his films, in fact ...

No, Ido!

Of all the languages!

- Now is ... - and remember!

That is the Esperanto speaker of the past year, who speaks Ido

- And ... - Yes ... yes ..

Doesn't it exist?

It's difficult to find stuff in Ido on YouTube

because no one speaks that dirty language

It's difficult to search Ido

If you search Ido, there's so many things, which popup

I need to create a film, which is titled Ido

just to annoy Ido speakers

No, just to annoy Esperanto speakers

No ... no ... no ... because if it had the title Ido

that would mean that when an Ido speaker wanted to search something

they'd probably type Ido, right?

and find an Esperanto film

and they they wouldn't be able to film Ido films

I'd like to see more Ido films

I think there are a few films in YouTube

Not many

The thing, which I liked most about Ido, is that I can troll Esperanto speakers with it

Yes, because everyone thinks ...

you're just speaking a really shit version of Esperanto, right?

Perhaps ...

Three hearts, great

You can use the X-system in the game

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Jump ... jump ...

and fall

and then again ... ahhhh don't jump!

Great

I think ... I need to zoom out

Wrong direction, you don't want to see that

So, that is the end of the film

If you've liked this film, like it, share it about

- sub to my ... no! my channel - sub to my channel ...

not his channel, my channel

and I'll see you all in the next film

and if you're not there

I'll find you and I'll jump in your bed

You'll just in their beds? or ...

You'll do it ... You'll do it ...

Okay

I think Evildea will now lose all his subscribers

It doesn't matter

and sub to her channel

and there is the channel ...

and that is all!

Subtitles by the Amara.org community

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Ricky Gray files for emergency stay ahead of scheduled execution - Duration: 1:45.

THIS MORNING, WE FOLLOW

WHAT MAY BE THE FINAL

CHAPTER IN GRUESOME

SLAYINGS OF

A WOMAN FROM VIRGINIA

BEACH AND HER FAMILY.

CONVICTED KILLER - RICKY

GRAY IS SCHEDULED TO BE

PUT TO DEATH TODAY FOR

FOUR MURDERS A DECADE AGO

IN RICHMOND.

GOVERNOR TERRY MCAULIFFE

SAYS HE WILL NOT SPARE

HIS LIFE - ADDING GRAY

HAD A

FAIR AND IMPARTIAL TRIAL.

RICO BUSH JOINS US IN OUR

EFFORT TO STOP HIS

EXECUTION?

LEX, KATIE - YEA. THE

ATTORNEYS FOR THE DEATH

ROW INMATE

HAVE FILED THIS EMERGENCY

APPEAL WITH THE U-S

SUPREME COURT ASKING THEM

TO

HALT HIS EXECUTION. HIS

LAWYERS SAY THEY WANT TO

CHALLENGE

THE STATE'S PLANS TO USE

A CERTAIN DRUG, WHICH

THEY SAY, RISKS

CHEMICALLY TORTURING

HIM.

AT THIS TIME, IT'S

UNCLEAR IF THE SUPREME

COURT WILL STEP IN AT ALL

HAVE BOTH

REJECTED HIS REQUEST TO

DELAY HIS EXECUTION.

A JURY FOUND GRAY GUILITY

OF KILLING BRYAN HARVEY,

KATHRYN HARVEY - WHO

GREW UP IN VIRGINIA

BEACH, AND THEIR TWO

YOUNG CHILDREN IN 2006.

POLICE FOUND THE FAMILY

OF FOUR IN THEIR BURNING

HOME ON NEW YEAR'S DAY

BOUND,

BEATEN AND STABBED, WITH

THEIR THROATS CUT.

GRAY IS ALSO LINKED TO

THE DEATHS OF FOUR OTHER

PEOPLE IN RICHMOND LESS

THAN A

WEEK LATER, BUT HE WAS

NEVER TRIED IN THAT CASE.

HE IS SCHEDULED TO DIE BY

LETHAL INJECTION AT NINE

THIS EVENING AT THE

GREENSVILLE

CORRECTIONAL CENTER.

GRAY'S LAWYERS ARGUE HE

SHOULD HAVE

BEEN GIVEN LENIENCY

DURING THE SENTENCING

PHASE OF THE TRIAL.

THEY SAY HIS ACTIONS FOR

THE GRUESOME KILLINGS CAN

BE TRACED BACK TO

SEXUAL ABUSE FROM HIS

CHILDHOOD. THAT PART OF

THE STORY IN 30 MINUTES.

LIVE IN THE NEWSROOM,

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Body Parts from Steve and Maggie + MORE English Stories for Kids | Head Shoulders | Magic English - Duration: 24:11.

Haha. Hello! Hello boys and girls! Haha. Can you see me? Haha. No! Where am I?

And Boooh! I am here! But oh, look, where is my body? I haven´t got any arms or legs!

UUU! Where are my legs? Oh, hey! Look! Legs, haha! Oh yeah, it ´s a leg, hehey. Say with

me come on! It´s a leg, it´s a leg, it´s a leg and again it´s a leg, it´s a leg,

it´s a leg. Haha, one more time. It´s a leg, it´s a leg, it´s a leg! Yeah! But how

many legs? Yeah, two legs! They are my two legs, so come here! Come on, come on! Yeah!

Oh, that´s better. Look, I´ve got legs. Where are my arms? Hmmm. Oh, hehey, look,

my arms! Arms! Hey, arms! They are my arms! So come here come on! Oh, heheaho! That´s

better, great! Look, I´ve got two legs and two arms. But wait a minute! Oh, no! I am

still missing my body. Where is my body? Body! Body! Hey, come here! Come on, yeah. Haha.

Hahaha! That´s better, look! Hehey! It´s all Maggie magic!

Yeah! Can you see me? Yeah! Look, I´ve got legs, arms, a body and a face, yeah! That

was great fun. Yeah!

Hey Maggie let´s do it again! Yeah! Do it again!

OK! Here we go!

Abracadabra! Bye! Haha! Can you see me? Ho ho! Hey, watch

this! Haha. Bye-bye everybody, see you soon! Wow! Amazing!

It's Steve and Maggie. Oh. Hey! Fly Steve, fly! Haha.

Maggie, I can't fly. Uh-oh.d Anyway, where are we? Oh. What's that? Aaaa.

Hey, look. What is it? Hey. Hey Steve. Hi Maggie. What is it? I don't know. No, I

don't know. Hey, why don't you fly up, look down and

tell me what it is. Ok. Yeah! Off you go. Hmmm, what is it? So Maggie, what is it? It's

a chin. What is it? It's a chin. Chin? Yeah! But it's orange. That's strange. Hmmm.

Hey, this is my chin. Can you touch your chin? And say, it's a chin, it's a chin, it's

a chin. Come on. It's a chin, it's a chin, it's a chin. And again. It's a chin, it's

a chin, it's a chin. Yeah! Great. But this chin is orange. That's crazy. Wait a minute?

If that's the chin, oh, than this is a mouth. Hey! What a big mouth, oh, look. What's

the crayon drawing? Aha! A tooth. Oh, and another one. And another

one. They are teeth. Haha. These are my teeth. Haha. Show me your teeth. Let me see. Yeah,

cheese. Haha! Yeah, so they are teeth. Say it with me. They are teeth. They are teeth.

They are teeth. They are teeth. They are teeth. They are teeth.

Hey, watch this. They are teeth. They are teeth. They are teeth.

Haha. Great. Yay. Oh hey, what's that? What is

it? It's purple. What is it? I don't know. Oh, let's ask Maggie.

Hey Maggie. Yeah! Look here. What is it? It's a cheek. What is it? It's a cheek. A cheek?

Yeah! Aha. So hey, look. They are cheeks. Haha.

Yeah! These are my cheeks. Haha. Can you touch your cheeks. Touch your cheeks? One, two,

yeah! And say with me. They are cheeks. They are cheeks. They are cheeks. Come on. They

are cheeks. They are cheeks. They are cheeks. And again.

They are cheeks. They are cheeks. They are cheeks.

They are cheeks. They are cheeks. They are cheeks.

Let's draw cheeks. Draw them on the face. They are …They are cheeks.

They are …They are cheeks. Let's draw cheeks. Draw them on the face.

Funny. Funny clown face. Funny. Funny clown face.

Funny. Funny clown face. Haha. Wow. Bye bye. Bye bye.

It's Steve and Maggie. Steve!

Yes, Maggie? Time to play.

Oh no, Maggie. I don´t want to play today. I am reading my book.

Hello boys and girls. Hi. I am having a lazy day reading my book on the sofa. Oh, hey!

Maggie! She´s got my foot. Oh, my foot! My foot!

Come on! She´s got my foot. My foot. Oh…

Let´s play! Maggie! Hey! Wow! How did Maggie stretch my

foot? Auu! It´s not rubber. Oh, but what is it? Say it with me. It´s

a foot. It´s a foot. It´s a foot. What is it? It´s a foot. It´s a foot. It´s a foot.

That´s right, but hey, I´ve got two feet. Look, one, two. They are feet. That´s right.

How did Maggie stretch my foot? But what´s going on? I know Maggie wants to play but

I just want to relax on the sofa. Oh, hey! Oh, Maggie! Look, Maggie´s got my arm.

Come on, Steve! My arm. Stop it Maggie! Don´t stretch my

arm. Oh, just let go you naughty, naughty bird. Hey! How did Maggie stretch my arm?

Oh, it´s not rubber. It is my arm. So, say it with me. It´s an arm. It´s an arm. It´s

an arm. What is it? It´s an arm. It´s an arm. It´s an arm. Yeah! But look, I´ve got

two arms. So, what are they? Say with me. They are arms. They are arms. They are arms.

What are they? They are arms. They are arms. They are arms. That´s right. Oh dear, Maggie

is being very naughty today. Where is she? Come on, Steve!

Maggie! Come on!

Hey, look! Maggie is stretching my head. Let´s play!

Oh! Maggie! Let go of my head! Oh, you naughty, naughty bird! Oh, my head feels strange. Oh

dear. Look, this is my head. What is it? Say it with me. It´s a head. It´s a head. It´s

a head. Well done! And again. What is it? It´s a head. It´s a head. It´s a head.

I´ve only got one head and this head needs a lie down. Oh dear. I feel very strange.

Come on, Steve! Maggie! Oh no! Maggie, stop it! Look, Maggie

is stretching my leg. Come on!

Oh Maggie, leave me alone! Leave me alone! Wake up, Steve!

Let go of my leg! Wake up!

Leave me alone! Let go of my leg! Let go of my leg!

My leg is ok. It was just a dream. My leg isn´t rubber. No. Hey, what is it? Say it

with me. It´s a leg. It´s a leg. It´s a leg. What is it? It´s a leg. It´s a leg.

It´s a leg. Yeah! Oh, but hey, I´ve got two legs. So what are they? Say it with me.

They are legs. They are legs. They are legs. What are they? They are legs. They are legs.

They are legs. Yeah! Hey Steve! Come on, let´s play.

Ok Maggie. Yeah! Come on, let´s play. It's Steve and Maggie.

Oh, hello! Hello boys and girls. Sing with me. Yeah!

Wash your face, face, face. Wash your face and go to bed. Wash your face, face, face.

Wash your face and go to bed. Face, face, wash your face. Face, face, wash

your face. Face, face, wash your face. Wash your face and go to bed.

Wash your legs, legs, legs. Wash your legs and go to bed. Wash your legs, legs, legs.

Wash your legs and go to bed. Legs, legs, wash your legs. Legs, legs, wash

your legs. Legs, legs, wash your legs. Wash your legs and go to bed.

It's Steve and Maggie. Bye bye Steve. See you. Haha.

Oh, hello boys and girls. Hi. Maggie's gone out and I am relaxing on the sofa. Oh, I am

so sleepy. Oh, help! Oh, haha. Oh no. I am in the sofa. Oh, hey. Look! It's my hand.

My hand. Hey. If you can see my hand, say: It's a hand. It's a hand. Yeah. It's

a hand. Haha. Ok, oh. Let me try… oh. What's next. Oh yeah. Look! My foot. Hey, I've

got my foot out. Yeah! If you can see it, say: It's a foot. It's a foot. Come on.

It's a foot. And again. It's a foot. Yeah! My hand and my foot are out of the sofa. Yes.

Yeah. Haha. Oh hey. Yeah, look. It's my arm. My arm. Yeah. If you can see it, say:

It's an arm. It's an arm. Yeah! It's an arm. Last time. It's an arm. Yeah! Ok.

If I get my leg out…. Ah, ahaha. Hey. Look. Haha. It's my leg. Yeah. My leg. Haha. If

you see it. Say with me. It's a leg. Yeah. It's a leg. And again. It's a leg. Last

time. It's a leg. Yeah. Great. I've got my hand, my foot, my arm and my

leg out. Just a little more… Oh, hey. Yeah. Oh. Wow. That was crazy. I fell into

the sofa. First I got my hand out. Then my foot. Then my arm and leg, until … uf, all

of me is out. Hello Steve. Hello Maggie. Hey, have you just

been sitting on the sofa? Yes. Just sitting on the sofa, relaxing. Oh dear. You're so

lazy. Bye bye everybody. It's Steve and Maggie.

Uaah, hahah, only joking. Come on, let's ride the monster train.

Come on, don't be scared. Come on. Yoooo, what's that.

Here's a monster girl. Look at her monster arms.

How many arms has this monster got? Four. She's got four arms. She's got four arms.

She's got four arms. She's got four arms. Don't be scared.

Oh, wow, look there's another monster. Hey, geerrrhh.

Here's a monster boy. Look at his monster eyes.

What colour eyes has this monster got? Red. He's got red eyes. He's got red eyes.

He's got red eyes. He's got red eyes. Don't be scared.

Heeee. Wow. That was a little scary. Oh. What's that. Hey.

Here's a monster boy. Look at his monster ears.

What colour ears has this monster got? Blue. He's got blue ears. He's got blue ears.

He's got blue ears. He's got blue ears. Don't be scared. He heee.

Wow. Are you scared? AAAA. What's that?

Here's a monster girl. Look at her monster mouth. UUU.

How many mouths has this monster got? Two. She's got two mouths. She's got two mouths.

She's got two mouths. She's got two mouths. Don't be scared. Hehheeeee.

A monster with two mouths. That is crazy. See you next time. Bye for now.

Come on Maggie. Let's go. He heeeyy. It's Steve and Maggie.

Five, four, three, two, one. Ok, coming! Where is Maggie? Where is she?

Where is Maggie? Oh, hello, boys and girls. Hi. I am playing hide and seek with Maggie.

Hello! So, where is Maggie? Can you see her? I can´t.

Where is she? I don´t know where Maggie is. Oh, hey, look! It´s Maggie´s head. Maggie´s

head. Haha! I can see Maggie´s head. Maggie! I found you. Come out!

Great! Well, I saw Maggie´s head. OK! Ok!

Can you touch your head? Touch your head. Yeah. So, what is it? It´s a head. Say with

me. It´s a head. It´s a head. It´s a head. Again. It´s a head. It´s a head. It´s a

head. And again. It´s a head. It´s a head. It´s a head.

It´s a head! Yeah. This is my head.

Hi. Oh, here is Maggie.

Yeah! Great. So, Maggie. It´s my turn to hide and

it´s your turn to seek. Ok.

So start counting. Right. See you. Ok, my turn to hide.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Coming!

Hello. Can you help me find Steve? Where is he? Can you see Steve? Look! It´s Steve´s

bottom. Can you see Steve´s bottom? Steve! Found

you! I can see your bottom. What? My bottom?

Look, Steve´s bottom! Oh no! Maggie could see my bottom.

Yeah! Say with me. It´s a bottom. It´s a bottom.

It´s a bottom. Yeah!

Come on. It´s a bottom. It´s a bottom. It´s a bottom. And again. It´s a bottom. It´s

a bottom. It´s a bottom. Oh dear. It´s a bottom. It´s a bottom. It´s a bottom.

Ok, Maggie. My turn to count and your turn to hide.

Yeah! So off you go.

Ok! Here we go again!

Yeah! One, two, miss a few… ninety-nine, one hundred.

Time to hide. Time to hide. Coming. Ready or not. Ok, where is Maggie?

Can you see her? Where is she? I can see Maggie. Look! Can you see her? Look!

I can see Maggie´s tummy. Look! It´s Maggie´s tummy. Can you see it? Come on, look! Look!

Can you see Maggie´s tummy now? Yeah. Come out, Maggie! We found you!

Oh dear. Ok. We saw Maggie´s tummy, didn´t we? Yeah!

So pat your tummy. Pat your tummy and say with me. It´s a tummy. It´s a tummy. It´s

a tummy. And again. It´s a tummy. It´s a tummy. It´s a tummy. One more time.

It´s a tummy. It´s a tummy. It´s a tummy. Yeah! This is my tummy. Well, that was a good

game, wasn´t it Maggie? Yeah!

Yeah! Do you like playing hide and seek? It's Steve and Maggie.

Helo. Come on. Let's sing a song. Oh, this is one of my favourite songs. It's called

head, shoulders, knees and toes. Ok Maggie, play the music. Yeah! Ok Steve. Hey boys and

girls. Let's sing with Steve. Haha. Come on, you can sing with me. Yeah! Head,

shoulders, knees and toes. Knees and toes. Head, shoulders, knees and toes. Knees and

toes. And eyes and ears, and mouth and nose. Head, shoulders, knees and toes. Knees and

toes. Yeah! Great! Hey, let's sing it again. Come on.

Ok Maggie, play the music. Ok. Hey, let's have some fun. Haha. So don't

say the word "Head." Haha. Let's sing. Come on. … shoulders, knees and toes. Knees

and toes. … shoulders, knees and toes. Knees and toes. And eyes and ears, and mouth and

nose. … shoulders, knees and toes. Knees and toes. Hey Maggie. That was naughty. Haha.

Stop it. That was fun. Hey, so this time, don't say the word "Head" Haha and don't

say the word "Shoulders". Haha. Let's sing. Hihi.

…, …, knees and toes. Knees and toes. …, …, knees and toes. Knees and toes.

And eyes and ears, and mouth and nose. …, …, knees and toes. Knees and toes. Maggie! I didn't

sing "head or shoulders". Oh, you are naughty. Let's try and sing the song again.

Come on. Ok Maggie. Play the music. Haha. Ok, now don't say "head", "shoulders"

and "knees". Hey! Haha. …, …, … and toes. … and toes. …, …, … and

toes. … and toes. And eyes and ears, and mouth and nose. …, …, … and toes. … and

toes. Oh Maggie, that was crazy. You naughty naughty bird. Ok then. Let's sing it again,

but don't say anything. …, …, … and …. … and …. …, …, … and …. … and

…. And eyes and ears, and mouth and nose. …, …, … and …. … and … . Ok well

done. Ok, but Maggie, please let's sing it properly just one last time. Come on. Sing

it with me. Here we go. Head, shoulders, knees and toes. Knees and

toes. Head, shoulders, knees and toes. Knees and toes. And eyes and ears, and mouth and

nose. Head, shoulders, knees and toes. Knees and toes.

Yeah. Hey. Did you like that? Yeah? Then please like it, if you love it, you can subscribe.

Just touch here. Go on. If you want to watch another Steve and Maggie clip, touch here.

Yeah. Thank you.

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Best Top 5 Laptops Under Budget 35000 ($350) in 2017 - Laptops Prices - Duration: 1:04.

hello everyone today i am here with

another great video in which i will tell

you about five best and affordable

laptops which you can buy in 2017 these

laptops have some great specifications

at very low prices

ok let's have a look at these top five

laptops here we go first one is HP 15

notebook which worth 298 dollars

second one is lenovo be 590 notebook which were

343 dollars you can see its

specifications here third one is HP 15px

notebook which were 345 dollars

fourth one is dell vostro 14 notebook it

worth $185 it has the lowest price

among these five last one is hp15 r14 tu

which were 340 dollars so enjoy and

subscribe below thanks

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DEPOSITING A CHEQUE ON YOUR PHONE | Financially Fabulous with Limor - Duration: 4:06.

welcome to another financially fabulous

episode I'm Limor

and while i'm not a financial planner

i'll show you what I've learned in

today's episode i'll be talking about

depositing checks on your phone

come on this will be fabulous

ok so you won't believe but the last

month I actually deposited check on my

phone for the very first time I know

technology has been available for quite

some time but the truth is I don't

really get a lot of checks mostly money

is deposited straight into my account

that's how it is with a lot of employer

but now that I'm self-employed and have

been for some time I've been finding

that I've been getting more check i was

going out for lunch with my sister I'm

you're trying to figure out where we're

going to go for lunch and I said to her

hey can we go over this particular

restaurant is right beside the bank that

I need to pop into she's like why do you

need to go into the bank and i agree in

the current day and age there's really not a lot

of reasons that you actually have to go

into the bank i do on occasion like if

I'm working on a real estate transaction

but for the most part on day-to-day kind

of transactions you don't actually have

to go to the bank so when I told my

sister that I needed to deposit a check

she gave me this look like and you call

yourself financially fabulous

why aren't you depositing on your phone I

was like I don't know it just happened

before so we busted out my phone and it was

actually so simple and easy

most of the big banks actually have the

functionality inside their mobile app so

we logged into my bank account and there

was a option to just deposit your check

so I clicked on it had to take a picture

of the front of the check

flip it over take a picture of the back

of the check for the amount to the bank

account that i wanted to go into and

voila the money was writing my account i

was super amazed and thrilled at how

easy it was

what I did you on the back of the check

is I wrote the deposit date and the fact

that i had already deposited so that I

didn't try to do it again at the bank or

all my phone another couple of days you

know with all the busy things we have

going on in our lives sometimes we

forget so writing it on the back was a

great easy way for me to know that it

was already deposited I have to keep the

chat for about 14 days I think that's

what my bank has specified some of your

bank's maybe a little bit different but

it was so quick and easy i didn't have

to go into the bank

seriously who wants to spend time

parking or going into the bank or

waiting in line when you can just do it

on your phone so here's my challenge to

you if you have never deposited a check

on your phone before I highly recommend

that the next time you get a check

hopefully it's a nice happy one you try

to deposit on your phone

my one word of caution is to check the

currency because it works really well

when you're depositing in the same

currency as your bank but if you've

gotten a nice holiday check or from a

relative on the other side of the world

if the check is in another currency you do

still have to go into the branch to make

sure that you get the best conversion

rate that brings me to my treat about

today get your money to say cheeeeeeese it's the

easy way I'd love it if you would leave

a comment below letting me know if this

is the functionality that you use or

what other cool functionality use on

your phone to help you with your

finances

did you like this video did you learn

something subscribe to my channel

it's free and then share it with your

friends and if you want even more tips

and tricks and inspiration to help you

with your finances

come on over to Limor.money

and sign up for email updates

remember i'm not here to change how you are or

how you live your life i just have strategies

to make you even more financially fabulous

thanks so much for watching I'll catch

you next time so than stay fabulous

i wonder if these work to do

For more infomation >> DEPOSITING A CHEQUE ON YOUR PHONE | Financially Fabulous with Limor - Duration: 4:06.

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Fun With Charlotte, Jana and Chuck | Amuzado kun Charlotte, Jana kaj Chuck - Duration: 14:38.

Are you recording now?

I seem to be recording but I don't see anything

Oh great ...

It seems I'm a terrible camera person

Tell me and ...

You're actually recording ...

The problem is that you've zoomed in a lot

Now, everyone needs to start some time

So, I want to welcome my viewers to my new house

- It seems that - Don't film us!

The problem is that she doesn't have clothes

I believe my Islamic viewers won't really appreciate that

and as you can see

Chuck and I are playing a really important game

Oh Chuck ...

Shit ... shit ...

So, look at this great example of sexism

These two boys are playing games while we prepare food

Where is my food?

I'm waiting for it ... and you've brought me this!

The food isn't for the boys

They won't be eating at all

But this is my table; my sofa

And you're blocking my sight ... I want to see the game

I can't see

Good

Okay yes the wood ... ok, ok, ok

Oh that wood is moving ...

It's water!

How the f**k can water defeat you, honestly?

I can't understand it

We need to bother you

The girls are blocking my sight again

Yes!

Because you're sitting at our table

Is this yours?

- Yes - Yes!!

That means I need to move

Okay, it's me and you Chuck

Great

Move a little

Your first is giant ...

Yes ... fist!

Great, I'm ready

Crossy Road, for my viewers

This game is the most awesome game

which we've played tonight

and we've played how many games? Three?

Three games in total

Oh shit ... Oh SHIT ...

It's good, the highway doesn't have that many cars

Oh shit ... oh shit ...

The train! THE TRAIN!!!

Great

Okay good

I fear to turn ... to turn away from the screen

because I want to see what the girls have

What they have

Yes, it's a normal problem

It's not for you

Look how the girls treat us ...

They've prepared nothing for us!

Oh shit ...

Okay, I'm ready

That is the biggest highway ever

It seems it's in Germany, right?

- In China - Wood

Wood, ha yes, yes it could be there

Oh shit

Oh shit ... oh shit ...

Run, run, run ...

Or jump

You're a chuck so I don't know, if you run or jump

Oh great

Okay ...

Almost!

almost ...

Where is my food!

I'm hungry!

No, I really don't ... I've actually eaten a lot

I think I could film this the entire night

and it would be one of my best vlogs, ever

because I'm playing!

So, it's actually really interesting, but I want to know why?

What makes the others crap

I don't ...!!!

I missed it!

because the girls, they spoke

Shit!

Okay, second round!

In fact, it's the tenth ...

I want to play ... again ...

This game is terrible

I'll follow it with my foot

using my big toe ...

The fact, that I'll probably upload this to my channel

shows how much the Esperanto community needs good YouTubers

Unlike you, right?

Like ... Jake

- Ha Jake - Yes, yes, yes ...

Again!

We really need something, for example nuts or chips

Do you actually want to eat something?

No, I just want to complain

- because I have two ... - There is a box here I want to see you

- I have two previously prepared things

Ah yes, what do you have?

I have freshly baked sunflower seeds

They are warm ... They are freshly baked

Really delicious

I don't really like it

That's because your not Russian enough

No, I'm a dirty Australian

Of course, I'm not Russian

Another thing

What is that?

It's getting closer!

- Yes ... yes ... - I want ...

I'm in heaven

That is a Swedish product

Like the fish?

Exactly ...

Does it have the same smell?

- And you know how much you like Swedish foods - Does it have the same terrible smell?

Hello

Eat it with the camera

My viewers can now be me

In fact, that tastes great

Finally, something that is good from Sweden

In addition to the women, of course

Have you eaten it already?

That is a historical moment

Evildea in the bed with Chuck

- Hello Chuck - I need paper to look sexy

Yes ... yes ... yes!

In fact, where is some paper?

I need paper

Quickly

Hold the camera

Who ... who is this?

A second time

Because I didn't do it precisely

I can't do it ... not as good as him

So, that's because you're trying too hard

That's the problem

You need to just do it ... do it naturally ...

But I can't naturally push something into my eye

So, this will probably be one of the most laziest vlogs ever

because I'm just ... complaining to the camera

and filming the screen

In fact, there are many YouTubers, who do just that

and the fact, that they can make money doing that and live a good life

is wonderful

One day I'll be able to do that. I'll be able to be a lazy man

who sits in bed and plays games and complains at the screen

As you're ... now doing?

Almost ...

Or just the whole day?

The whole day! Imagine that 12 hours of filming, every day

Nonstop!

- 12 ... no ... no ... - The 10 hour version?

Live YouTube broadcasting

Exactly what I was thinking ... a live broadcast

- Yes - The entire day

Yes, I can glue the camera to my forehead

Yes!

I don't even need to hold it

Selfie stick, right?

I'll really miss these moments, when I'm in Australia

because I'll need to think about really deep vlogs again

I can't just sit here and talk shit

and it's good, that you've just got over your jet-lag too

because now you need to fly back

Ah shit

Yes, in total 27 hours of flying

Can you imagine that?

No, you can't because you don't need to fly that far away, right?

I flew from Sweden through Helsinki to Indian

India? What did you do in India?

I was there for ISIC

What is that?

It's an organisation, which has "Trainees"?

Chinese?

Training ... or interns?

Yes, interns

- I remember ... - That's what we say for interns

Yes interns ...

Does the word come from French?

Probably, yes ...

The dirty French infected Esperanto a lot

Did you see "Mr Cuddles"?

It's that dragon

Draaaaaagon ...

Destroy everything

Great

The fact, that I need to subtitles this, is terrible ...

We should speak a lot more so that he'll need to subtitle more

Yes ...

Perhaps we should speak in an unclear way so that he can't understand ...

What happens if we speak languages other than Esperanto?

What will you do?

Speaking other languages, I'd need to cut that!

Speaking other languages is perfectly okay

No, don't speak other languages

Because I ...

We have totally messed up his films, in fact ...

No, Ido!

Of all the languages!

- Now is ... - and remember!

That is the Esperanto speaker of the past year, who speaks Ido

- And ... - Yes ... yes ..

Doesn't it exist?

It's difficult to find stuff in Ido on YouTube

because no one speaks that dirty language

It's difficult to search Ido

If you search Ido, there's so many things, which popup

I need to create a film, which is titled Ido

just to annoy Ido speakers

No, just to annoy Esperanto speakers

No ... no ... no ... because if it had the title Ido

that would mean that when an Ido speaker wanted to search something

they'd probably type Ido, right?

and find an Esperanto film

and they they wouldn't be able to film Ido films

I'd like to see more Ido films

I think there are a few films in YouTube

Not many

The thing, which I liked most about Ido, is that I can troll Esperanto speakers with it

Yes, because everyone thinks ...

you're just speaking a really shit version of Esperanto, right?

Perhaps ...

Three hearts, great

You can use the X-system in the game

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Jump ... jump ...

and fall

and then again ... ahhhh don't jump!

Great

I think ... I need to zoom out

Wrong direction, you don't want to see that

So, that is the end of the film

If you've liked this film, like it, share it about

- sub to my ... no! my channel - sub to my channel ...

not his channel, my channel

and I'll see you all in the next film

and if you're not there

I'll find you and I'll jump in your bed

You'll just in their beds? or ...

You'll do it ... You'll do it ...

Okay

I think Evildea will now lose all his subscribers

It doesn't matter

and sub to her channel

and there is the channel ...

and that is all!

Subtitles by the Amara.org community

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Conscientious Objection Amir Eid متابعة لاعلان الاعتراض الضميري لأمير عيد - Duration: 6:27.

How are you guys?

First of all, you can see I am extremely happy, today we had good news

congratulations to all of us for the court's rejection of the Tiran and Sanafir islands transfer to Saudi Arabia

another important thing, I've learned a very important lesson

that I should'nt lose hope and hold on till the end

because I have the right to do it

Second, for the ones who haven't followed closely my case

you will find a link in the description with the details of my last visit to the military camp

In short: the Officer there refused to listen to hear my side

Another officer told me that they consider me a deserter

and told me that I should sort my situation out with the Ministry of Defense"

Following, a few points I believe they are important:

first of all, I am not a deserter

Second, to the officer who called me to join the first recruitment day

I explained to him the reasons for my objection and clarified my situation

I officially declared my objection to military service and sent official letters to the ministries.

That's the first point

Second point, if I were a deserter, as they say,

I would be running away and not going to the camp each time to discuss my situation

Then why didn't they arrest me for being a deserter when I last visited the camp?

I actually asked all of these questions that time

and there were no clear answers, and clearly they didn't have any proper answer to give me

So what is the situation now?

that's an important question

I believe that all scenarios are possible

either they arrest me, or the authorities will intervene after sending the new letters, or I will remain like this without an answer until I turn 30 years old

ok, here I should say something

that I've lived all my life without doing anything that counters my beliefs

of course I am scared and don't wish any of those possibilities to become reality

but if that happened I wouldn't be upset, because at least i wouldn't betray my principles and beliefs

Besides, some people asked me

"If the authorities intervened and exempted you from the service, then wouldn't be everyone encouraged to do that"

I will answer to that very easily

of course that wouldn't happen

the conscientious objection according to the international agreements

should be based on awareness and certain believes

and there are different types of conscientious objectors

but simply no one would be ready to risk for something he doesn't really believe in,

besides, it's very easy to know during interrogations if that person is really committed to pacifist believes or not

you can easily tell that

the third thing we should.... I mean the third scenario

now let's say I will keep waiting for the next 5 years

which I personally think is what is going to happen

some people told me: "you should have joined, get it done, then you would be free to do whatever you want,like traveling or doing your masters abroad

I've already answered that question before and I won't repeat it again, so that I don't make this video longer

but a more realistic question now is "what am I going to do in the next 5 years?"

What am I going to do, since I cannot travel or work?

Simply, I will keep talking about my situation

and keep sending official letters to document my situation

I will prove that I am not a deserter contrary to what they say

I will keep on asking for my rights even if I had to go to court

I will keep going to the military camp to demand my rights, for I am a consciencious objector and not a deserter

of course I will keep on asking for my right to travel and work which is guaranteed by the constitution

I will demand my right to have pacifist believes

and to commit to different believes and ideas, a right that the constitution guarantees

as long as they ae not harmful for others and the society

I will continue even if it took 20 years...I won't lose hope

in the links below you will find: the two notes which I've written previously

the previous video

and the letters I 've sent including the last letter that I've sent today

besides, the links to all the articles which have been written about my situation

and I would like to tell you that since I will be probably staying here for the next five years

I'm preparing short stories for a puppet show

that will be presented every week or ten days on this channel

of course I will talk about things that have nothing to do with our reality

and it will go on for the next five years

as long as I am alive and free

so follow us

For more infomation >> Conscientious Objection Amir Eid متابعة لاعلان الاعتراض الضميري لأمير عيد - Duration: 6:27.

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Khwabon Ki Tabeer - Khwab main Tang Galiyan Dekhne ki Tabeer - خواب میں تنگ گلیاں دیکھنا - Duration: 1:34.

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Khwabon Ki Tabeer - Khwab main Tang Galiyan Dekhne ki Tabeer - خواب میں تنگ گلیاں دیکھنا

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