• From humming birds stealing homework to cats putting food in bowling ball bags, the
Planet Dolan crew re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the
dumbest excuses we've ever heard.
I'm Nixxiom and today I'll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by Silver0298MSP Robo
The dumbest excuse Robo ever heard came from her friend.
It was when Robo turned 11, and she wanted to have a party and invite all of her friends.
She especially wanted to make sure to invite her two best friends.
However, one of them texted Robo, saying, "Sorry, I, uh, have to wash my goldfish.
Sorry, girl."
Even worse, that was the only time Robo was allowed to invite any of her friends over.
She nearly cried, and to this day rarely talks to that alleged "friend."
Number 9 was submitted by Emziz34 Gooby
When she was in 5th grade, Gooby had a guy in her class who was known to make up the
dumbest excuses as to why he didn't have his homework.
One time, he said that four humming birds had stolen his homework, even though humming
birds didn't live in Gooby's area.
Gooby's excuses, on the other hand, were logical.
One time, she said that her mom took her two hours away to a ball game when she got home
from school, and they didn't get home until after midnight.
All of Gooby's excuses – including that one – never worked.
However, that guy in her class never got in trouble!
Number 8 was submitted by Rapid_Thrash Hellbent
One of Hellbent's co-workers at a scrap metal business once came in over two hours
late.
He said that he forgot how to change a tire after running over a broken bottle.
Hellbent asked, "Then why didn't you just call a tow truck?"
His co-worker answered, "My phone was dead."
At that moment, his cell phone rang.
"Really?" said Hellbent.
That was when the co-worker told him to fuck off and be glad that he even showed up.
Hellbent looked at his car in the parking lot outside the warehouse.
None of the tires looked new or recently replaced.
His co-worker ended up getting fired a few months later for coming to work drunk.
Number 7 was submitted by Eeyor_Lover12 Andiemations
The dumbest excuse Andie ever heard was when she was helping her little sister learn how
to bake.
She gave her some recipes to try, and then when she was done Andie would taste test the
dish and grade it.
The next day, when her little sister had to bring the food she baked, Andie asked, "Where
is your homework?"
Her little sister said, "While I was coming here, a savage monkey riding a fox with an
army of cats surrounding it told me to hand over the pie.
I told him it was my homework, but he snatched it out of my hands and screamed, 'I'm
the monkey king!' before stuffing it in his mout h and riding off."
She then gave Andie an awkward smile.
Andie bent over and whispered, "You live here."
Her little sister froze, looked to her left, and then ran away.
Number 6 was submitted by LyricalTragedy Honeybits
When Honeybits was 8 and her sister was 4, they played in a youth bowling league, so
they had their own bowling balls and bags.
They also weren't allowed to have food up in their rooms.
One evening, her cunning little sister decided that she wanted to eat upstairs but would
have to sneak it up.
She put a bowl of spaghetti in her bowling ball bag and tried to sneak it upstairs when
her dad caught her.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
She replied, "I just wanted to look at my bowling ball bag upstairs."
Their dad was obviously not convinced, and he instructed her to open her bowling ball
bag.
At first, she hesitated, then argued for a bit before finally opening it.
When he asked her why she put spaghetti in her bag, she answered, "I didn't put it
in there!
The cat did."
Now that Honeybits' sister is 16, their dad still likes to tease her about it.
Number 5 was submitted by twahvisor123 MKyleM
When he was in 10th grade, MKyleM's school was having a student council meeting, and
one of the teachers was late.
When she finally arrived, MKyleM asked, "Why were you late?"
The teacher replied, "Narnia was calling."
He responded, "What?"
She said, "Truth be told, it was Professor Snape."
"Are you on drugs?"
MKyleM asked.
She said in a drunk, doozy voice, "Well, I might have been off my meds."
She continued, "Of course not!
Don't you kids have an imagination?
You should get detention for thinking that!"
MKyleM asked again, "Why were you late?"
The teacher said, "Okay, geez.
I got an STD and had a doctor's appointment."
He whispered to his friend, Grgak, "I wonder who with."
The teacher heard him and said, "With Professor Craigen."
Everyone just sat there, staring at her in bewilderment at what she had just told them.
That was when she broke down crying, screaming, "I'm so sorry, God and Jesus!
I'm such a whore!
Please forgive me and my lying ways!
Help me find the eyes of God again!"
While she continued to cry her eyes out and wail, everyone sat there and looked at each
other.
Then MKyleM sat with her and said, "It's okay."
After that, he could never look his teacher in the eye again.
Number 4 was submitted by Shift_Wilde Ramona
At Ramona's school, there a boy in her class who always gave the dumbest excuses.
It was mostly why he didn't do his homework, such as, "I have so many chores at home,"
or, "I was doing work for other classes," or simply, "I forgot."
The dumbest excuse was when he was absent for the entire day, but came to school during
the final period.
Ramona and the rest of the class just stared at him, wondering why he even bothered.
The boy said, "Sorry I'm late.
I overslept and thought it was Saturday.
Also, I had to walk here and only ate toast for breakfast."
The teacher, who wasn't buying it, just stared at him in disbelief.
She replied with, "Oh, so that wasn't you across the street at Subway, talking to
your friends while eating foot longs?"
Everyone giggled as he screamed, "It was my twin!"
The teacher was done with him, and told him to go home.
After that, he didn't talk to anyone.
Number 3 was submitted by WolvesRMyLife Ladybot
When Ladybot was in 7th grade, she had history with her friend, Melissa, where they worked
on a project.
Their project was a poster that required a LOT of tape.
All the tape dispensers in the classroom were empty, so Melissa went to the teacher and
asked if she could use his tape.
He said she could, but had to return it when she was done.
While Ladybot and Melissa continued to work on their project, another group asked if they
could use the tape.
Ladybot said they could, and soon more groups began to use the tape.
It got to the point where almost everyone in class was using the teacher's tape.
At one point, the little holder for the tape disappeared, so Melissa told the teacher.
The teacher ended up getting angry, and asked her how it got lost.
She tried to think of an excuse, then said, "It somehow got inside a water bottle that
someone threw away."
Furious, the teacher ran over and grabbed the tape dispenser.
He threw it in the trash, denting the wall in the process.
Number 2 was submitted by SquiggyB0i Danger Dolan
In school, Dolan and his group were working on a project.
Almost everyone in the group worked very hard except for one person who decided to talk
to other classmates.
Since his phone wasn't working, Dolan asked the guy, "Could you send an e-mail with
your Gmail account?"
The guy said, "I don't have a Gmail account.
I only have a Google mail account."
Everyone in Dolan's group laughed their heads off, with the guy staring at them in
confusion.
Number 1 – What was the dumbest excuse I've ever heard?
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Is NRA Funneling Russian Mob Money To Trump? - Duration: 7:45.
MCCLATCHY NEWSPAPERS HAS AN AMAZING ARTICLE ABOUT THE NRA
AND HOW THEY MIGHT HAVE TAKEN MONEY FROM THE RUSSIANS AND
SPENT IT ON TRUMP.
LET'S DIVE IN.
THIS
PART IS NOT IN DISPUTE THE NRA ALSO AGREES
TO THAT.
MCCLATCHY HAS A COUPLE SOURCES THAT ARE INSIDE THE NRA SAYING
THEY MIGHT HAVE SPENT $70 MILLION OR MORE IN THE ELECTION.
BUT SINCE THEY DON'T HAVE TO DISCLOSE THEIR DONORS AND A
LOT OF THIS IS DARK MONEY IS HARD TO FERRET THAT OUT.
IF YOU SAY IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL THAT THEY SUPPORTED TRUMP A
LOT MORE THAN ROMNEY, NUMBER ONE THEY HAVE MORE DARK MONEY AS
THINGS GO ALONG.
FOR GUNOWNERS HE HAD THAT HILARIOUS LINE WHERE HE SAID
THAT HE HUNTS VERMIN.
I THINK THE SYSTEM OF ALLOWING MONEY IN POLITICS IS INSANE.
I THINK YOU NEED TO GET ALL THAT MONEY OUT.
FOREIGN MONEY IS ILLEGAL.
THAT IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT CUP OF TEA.
IF THEY TOOK MONEY AND THEY SPENT FOREIGN MONEY IN THE
ELECTIONS THAT IS A CLEAR
VIOLATION OF THE LAW AND IT SHOULD HAVE SEVERE CONSEQUENCES.
WHAT IS AMAZING ABOUT THIS STORY IS THE NRA AT THE TIME STILL
NOT COMMENTING.
BUT TO NOT COMMENT AT ALL AND TO NOT DENY IT THAT IS FASCINATING.
HE
IS APPARENTLY AN NRA MEMBER AND HAS BEEN FOR A WHILE.
HE SET UP HIS OWN VERSION OF GUN GROUP IN RUSSIA AND THEN HE CAN
SAY LOOK MAYBE HE IS JUST
INTERESTED IN GUNS.
A RUSSIAN DOING MONEY LAUNDERING CONNECTED TO TRUMP, WELL I
WOULD NEVER.
IF THE NRA TAKES MONEY FROM A GUY INVOLVED IN
MONEY LAUNDERING AND CRIMINAL
ACTIVITIES, FIRST OF ALL THAT IN ITSELF IS INTERESTING,
NOTEWORTHY, EVEN IF THEY DIDN'T SPEND IT IN POLITICS.
WHAT ARE THEY DOING SPENDING MONEY FROM A RUSSIAN GODFATHER.
ARE THEY ALSO ALLOWED TO TAKE MONEY FROM MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS?
ARE THEY ALLOWED TO TAKE MONEY
FROM CHINESE OR JAPANESE GANGS?
SO THE NRA SHOULD JUST TAKE
MONEY FROM THEM?
THAT WOULD BE A PR ISSUE AND IF YOU ASK ME NOT THE RIGHT THING
TO DO.
THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE REPRESENTING AMERICANS WHO CARE
ABOUT THE SECOND AMERICAN NOT FOREIGN THUGS STOP BUT WHEN YOU
SPEND IT IN POLITICS IS ILLEGAL.
BY THE WAY DANA ROHRBACHER WHO IS SO OBVIOUSLY IN THE TANK FOR
RUSSIA GOES OUT THERE AND DOES PROPAGANDA FOR THEM OVER AND
OVER AGAIN.
AND OTHER REPUBLICANS SAY ROHRBACHER IS PUTTING
FAVORITE
REPUBLICAN.
GEE I WONDER WHY?
WHEN YOU PUT ALL THIS TOGETHER,
REMEMBER
THE BACKGROUND.
PART OF THAT DRIVE WAS TO FUNNEL TENS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS INTO
AMERICAN GROUPS LIKE THE NRA
WHICH THEN SPENT IT AS DARK MONEY IN POLITICS.
IF THEY CAN PROVE THAT THEN THEY SHOULD BE ARRESTED AND EVERYONE-
AND IF THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN KNEW
ABOUT IT THEY SHOULD ALSO BE ARRESTED.
THESE ARE VERY SERIOUS ISSUES.
WITH THE SAUDI'S COME IN AND SAY NICE WORK RUSSIANS, 10 MILLION?
I HAVE $10 BILLION, I AM JUST GOING TO BUY THE NEXT PRESIDENT.
HE NOW WORKS FOR THE SAUDIS.
WHAT IS THE CHINESE DO THAT?
OUR SYSTEM IS INSANE.
WE ALLOW FOR UNLIMITED MONEY AND IT GOES TO INDEPENDENT
EXPENDITURES AND CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS.
THEY JUST BUY ALL OF OUR POLITICIANS.
NOW WE HAVE DARK MONEY SO WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THE MONEY COMES
FROM SO WHAT STOPS ANY FOREIGN GOVERNMENT OR FOREIGN CRIME
ORGANIZATION FROM OUTSIDE THE COUNTRY OF SIMPLY COMING IN
AND GIVING DARK MONEY AND BUYING OUR POLITICIANS.
THIS SYSTEM IS INSANE.
YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT RIGGED, THIS IS RATE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK YOU SHOULD DO, WOLF ñ PAC.COM.
IN THE CASE OF FOREIGN MEDDLING IN OUR ELECTIONS AND GIVING
MONEY THAT GOES TO CAMPAIGNS, THEY SHOULD BE PUT IN PRISON,
LOCK THEM UP.
THAT IS A CLEAR VIOLATION OF THE LAW.
AND VOX REPORTS TODAY THE NRA IS NOT RESPONDING TO PRESS
INQUIRIES.
IF YOU DIDN'T DO IT YOU CAN EASILY SAY THAT IS NOT TRUE.
BUT YOU CAN AT LEAST DENY IT, THEY HAVE NOT DENIED IT.
THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE.
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Obama's Pedophile Secret OUT After Department Of Defense Releases Startling Memo To Public. - Duration: 4:46.
Obama's Pedophile Secret OUT After Department Of Defense Releases Startling Memo To Public
For the past eight years thanks to Obama, America's enemies were able to operate right
underneath our noses.
Not only were known terrorists given positions within Homeland Security, but Obama's backroom
deal with terrorists put Iran on a path to nukes and allowed the Taliban to develop their
multi-billion dollar heroin drug enterprise to fund terrorism against the West.
While we were all aware of Obama's terrorist and thug-pandering antics, now we're learning
of a nasty deal he worked for known pedophiles at the White House proving once again this
man's nasty malice for our country and for our people.
We'd hope that our elected officials would have the bests interests in mind of the people
they lead, but Obama proved over and over that was not his mission.
Now we're learning that he handed out security clearances to known pedophiles in another
Obama scandal that's making headlines this morning, after the startling contents of a
new Department Of Defense report was just released.
Conservative Tribune reports:
A new Department of Defense report indicates that numerous security clearances — many
issued during the Obama administration — were given to people who you wouldn't trust to
watch your daughter, let alone the country's secrets.
"165 defense contractors had their initial security clearances revoked last year after
further investigation linked the recipients to problematic or illicit activity," stated
NBC News, which reviewed the DOD report.
The reasons for those revocations included "questionable financial transactions, influence
by foreign governments and even felonies like pedophilia."
Yes, it looks like the oh-so-competent Obama administration handed out high level security
clearances to people who had committed appalling crimes… and it wasn't fixed until recently.
"In one example, a person given interim secret clearance in 2015 was discovered in
2017 to have been found guilty of raping a child prior to applying for the clearance,"
NBC News reported.
How does a conviction for child rape go unnoticed by a federal agency during a background check?
It seems almost inconceivable that even a rudimentary criminal history review would
fail to turn this up, which raises serious questions about how many of these clearances
were simply rubber-stamped by bureaucrats.
The good news, if you can call it that, is that the percentage of revoked clearances
is relatively small.
However, the number of people who were given clearances they shouldn't have received
is still measured in the hundreds.
"The report captured data from 200,000 applications for secret or top secret clearance by defense
contractors over the past three years, many of which were not fully adjudicated until
2017," NBC explained.
"It found that 486 applicants had their clearances denied or revoked.
Of those applicants, 165 had slipped through the initial round of vetting and been allowed
access to sensitive information."
The Obama administration, of course, has been accused of not taking security seriously during
several well known scandals.
This is absolutely outrageous but not surprising considering that Obama constantly used his
power as president to protect thugs and people who hated our country.
Let's not forget this is the same clown who provided deadly weapons to Mexican drug
cartels, and then "lost track" of the weapons.
Those guns as we know were then used to kill American citizens.
Of course there's also Benghazi, where Obama let our men die all for the sake of the optics
with his reelection and the need to push the narrative that "Al Queda was on the run."
And let's not forget about the current massive Uranium One Scandal where Obama is at the
center of this historic scandal where he bent guidelines and fast-tracked the transfer of
key uranium supplies to Russia.
This is your legacy, Obama.
Throwing America under the bus and emboldening our enemies.
But it's truly startling that people who are known child rapists would be given security
clearances with zero regard for the horrific crimes they're committing against America's
children.
"There was a disturbing trend within the 44th president's administration and it was
this: National security seemed to constantly take second place to political gamesmanship
and questionable schemes," Conservative Tribune concluded.
"There may be a new occupant in the White House, but many remnants of the Obama era
still remain.
The safety of the country should come before politics, and the American people deserve
answers to this alarming report about clearances."
What do you think about this?
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BREAKING From Alabama!! SHE'S GONE… After 1 WEEK! - Duration: 5:37.
BREAKING From Alabama!!
SHE'S GONE…
After 1 WEEK!
Americans are catching the influenza virus also known as the flu to a significantly greater
degree than normal.
This is already the most widespread outbreak since public health authorities began keeping
track more than a dozen years ago.
Dan Jernigan, director of the influenza division at the National Center for Immunization and
Respiratory Diseases states – "Flu is everywhere in the US right now.
This is the first year we have had the entire continental US be the same color on the graph,
meaning there is widespread activity in all of the continental US at this point."
As a result, it is no surprise that such a rampant illness is taking the lives of some,
targeting the very young, the very weak, the very old, and sometimes some in between.
The Center for Disease Controls (CDC) reports that every year, the flu kills between 3,300
and 49,000 people with more than 70% of those deaths occurring in people over the age of
65.
This year's particularly vicious H3N2 strain has proven deadly for children and healthy
adults who might not have thought they were vulnerable, including 44 in Alabama.
The CDC has not currently released adult death rates at this point, refusing to speculate,
but has confirmed that 37 children have now died of the flu this season and they expect
another 100 to succumb.
Florida has also endured a significant spike in flu activity this season, claiming three
of the 37 children who have died, the Orlando Sentinel reported.
In its weekly flu report, the Florida Department of Health listed 52 flu outbreaks in nursing
homes and long-term care facilities last week.
There were also 52 flu outbreaks, mostly in nursing homes and long-term care facilities,
last week, "the largest number of outbreaks to be reported in a single week and is indicative
of the high influenza activity Florida is currently experiencing," said the Florida
Department of Health in its weekly flu report.
An Alabama bride to be fell victim to the virus and now her family is planning a funeral
instead of a wedding.
47-year-old Katherine Acton had recently moved in with her fiance, Chuck Binzel, and the
two were discussing a fall wedding.
Acton, a real estate agent from Shelby County, is now among the latest casualties this week
as the flu continues to rampage across the United States from coast to coast.
It was Binzel that found Acton at their home on Wednesday.
Binzel stated – "You can't describe the loss, the hole that you feel, the utter
lack of direction."
The mother of two died just a week after her diagnosis, succumbing to the illness less
than 24 hours after texting her personal trainer Brii Walker to say she was scared, vomiting,
and 'in so much pain all over'.
Walker describes Acton as the picture of health, and had "the body of a fitness model."
Walker worked out with Acton approximately two to three times a week, stating – "She
always talked about Chuck.
She was happy…he was 'her person" as she would say.
She loved him and her boys, Eason Abraham, age 21, and GT Abraham, age 19.Fox News reports
–
"The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) warned that in this particularly
deadly flu season, as many as 56,000 adults and children could die if proper safety precautions
are not taken.
U.S. health officials have stressed the need for vaccinations as well as antiviral prescriptions
like Tamiflu.
Children, pregnant women, older people have a particularly higher risk of developing complications
from the flu.
Peak flu activity in the US usually occurs around February so many experts say the worst
is yet to come, however, it is difficult to track exact numbers because only a certain
percentage of people with flu symptoms go to the hospital for testing.
The Centers for Disease Control have also discovered that this year's strain of flu
is not responding particularly well to this year's vaccine with only a 10-33% effectiveness
rate.
Every year the flu kills some but this year seems to be significantly higher with the
highly treatment-resistant and aggressive flu surpassing epidemic proportions in the
United States.
If the flu virus moves into the lungs, it can cause pneumonia, a potentially fatal lung
infection.
Acton's visitation and funeral are scheduled for Sunday at Currie Jefferson Funeral Home.
In Acton's home of Shelby County, eight people have died after developing flu-related
symptoms this season.
Shelby County Coroner Lina Evans said in a statement – "Of those, four, including
Acton, were young and 'otherwise health and simply diagnosed with flu.
Unfortunately, several days later they developed pneumonia and their doctor prescribed antibiotics.
After starting the antibiotic, they were still complaining of not feeling well and died the
following day."
Evans continues with a warning stating the declines of the four victims followed the
same pattern and warning "if you have started antibiotics for pneumonia, and still have
a temperature and/or you are not feeling better, go back to see your doctor!
Don't delay the visit!'"
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Researchers Claim DMT Can Connect You To A Parallel Universe - Duration: 5:21.
Researchers Claim DMT Can Connect You To A Parallel Universe
DMT or Dimethyltryptamine is a chemical compound produced naturally in the pineal gland inside
your brain that belongs to the tryptamine family.
This naturally occurring substance is produced and excreted by the pineal gland during sleep
and is structurally similar to serotonin.
It is found in both animals and plants and is pretty much connected with everything alive
on this earth.
The reason this chemical compound gets so much attention is because it is the active
component in psychedelic substances such as ayahuasca.
Though scientists are still very unsure of its function in the body it is believed to
influence our ability to dream visually.
How DMT Works
�DMT binds to serotonin receptors in a manner similar to how psilocin does.
This causes neurons that would normally be triggered by the release of serotonin to fire
when no actual serotonin is present.
�This leads to visual hallucinations and feelings of being separated from reality.
Users become more introspective, but also report seeing or �visiting� another reality
or dimension, and being completely removed from this one.� - thinkingzygote.com
If we really are connecting to other dimensions when we are under the influence of DMT then
who is to say that we don�t visit alternate dimensions in our sleep?
Not necessarily physically but we travel to these mental realms and influence them with
our mind.
Now, this may all seem a bit far-fetched to a person who has never experienced something
like this for themselves but there is definitely something profound going inside the minds
of people who have decided to travel into these realms.
History and Discovery
DMT was synthesized in 1931 for the first time by the Canadian chemist Richard Helmuth
Fredrick Manske.
Then in 1946 microbiologist and chemist Oswaldo Gon�alves de Lima from Brazil discovered
that DMT was a natural substance found all over the world in living things.
Since then there have been many more discoveries have come forth better proving its existence
in many different plants and animals.
DMT: The Spirit Molecule
In the Book and Documentary by Rick Strassman known as DMT: The Spirit Molecule a legal
lab setting test of DMT is authorized and for the first time in decades, the effects
of DMT are studied.
Strassman explores the possibility that we actually do visit other tangible realms when
on DMT.
He also suggests that DMT may actually allow our consciousness to become a gateway into
other planes of existence.
Other test subjects that have used DMT in a lab setting have also suggested this may
be happening based on their own experiences.
While each person has their own unique experience on DMT there are also many similarities that
are reoccurring in each person�s experience.
They each encounter a realm which is completely different than the one we are in right now
and they encounter other intelligent beings.
While in this place, subjects report experiencing unfamiliar sensations such as ego dissolution,
feelings of unity with the universe, death, and rebirth.
�DMT provides regular, repeated, and reliable access to �other� channels.
The other planes of existence are always there.
In fact, they are right here, transmitting all the time!
�But we cannot perceive them because we are not designed to do so; our hard-wiring
keeps us tuned in to Channel Normal.� � Rick Strassman, M.D.
The Fabric of Reality
On the other side of the coin David Deutsch, a scientist and author who wrote The Fabric
of Reality expressed his doubts about our minds being able to connect with a parallel
reality.
He says that such a feat would require quantum computing.
This means that we would actually need simulated temperatures of almost absolute zero in order
to reach another universe.
In response Strassman suggests that perhaps an increase in DMT levels within the mind
could be the key we are looking for in order to discover those things that we do not yet
understand.
Perhaps a quantum computing of the mind would create the scenario we can�t seem to do
with technology within our own biological structure.
If DMT truly creates an experience that literally displaces our consciousness into intergalactic,
interstellar or even interdimensional explorations then perhaps the secret to understanding the
universe is inside each of us.
Perhaps DMT will even be the key to helping humanity understand why we exist.
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"A Thin Black Shadow With A Large Head" - Duration: 6:02.
�A Thin Black Shadow With A Large Head�
BY Nick Redfern
Of all the many and varied reports I have received on issues relative to the Men in
Black, the Women in Black, the Shadow People and the Hat Man, one of the most sinister
and disturbing is that of a woman named Patricia.
She told me of a series of trauma-filled experiences with shadowy, nightmarish, fedora-wearing
figures.
She emailed me as follows: �Dear Mr. Redfern, I just finished reading your book, The Real
Men In Black.
I was particularly interested in Part II: The Theories.
I am 62 years old, from a town near the Mississippi River across from St. Louis.
I grew up in the country, next to a lake.
This is pertinent because I do believe that water can be a conduit for paranormal phenomena.
And, I am also a Pisces.
I include my age because what happened to me was before any kind of media frenzy about
UFOs, or abduction stories were made popular by books or movies.
I am a former art teacher and artist, extremely creative, was the quintessential flower child
in the 60s, all of which works against one as far as credibility is concerned.�
Patricia continued: �It began when I was quite young.
I had night terrors every night.
Afraid to sleep alone (my bedroom was the closest to the lake), I ended up in my parents
bed up until I was almost 16 years old.
I always imagined something was in my room.
What happened one night, shook me to the core, for years.
I was around 16 (already having periods) when, as I began dozing off, I saw a thin black
shadow with a large head peek around my door looking at me.
I didn�t feel right, couldn�t focus or move and was basically paralyzed while the
�shadow� mounted me, and what I guess was, having sex.
Remember, 16 year old girls were far more naive then, than today.
I fell into a very deep sleep.
�I was troubled for weeks and then when time for my period came around, it didn�t.
I was terrified, and couldn�t figure out what had happened to me, because I wasn�t
sexually active.
My period began the following month.
Now, a person might say that nerves alone could interfere with female cycles, BUT, throughout
my entire life, I had only skipped 3 periods.
Once when I was very ill and hospitalized while living in Venezuela, secondly, when
pregnant with my son and thirdly, this incident with the black shadow person.
I put it out of my mind until many, many years later when the alien abduction/impregnation
theories became popular.
I am not saying this was my case.�
And there was more to come from Patricia: �Now, for my MIB stories.
About 5 or 6 years later while finishing up my art degree, I shared a house with another
art student who, incidentally, was very psychic.
We had some terrifying events take place in a small, old basement-less wood framed house,
where we spent our senior year.
I always heard my named being called out, the telephone would ring at strange hours
of the night with no one on the other end�and interestingly enough, about 30 seconds after
the phone would ring, our animals, in opposite ends of the house (2 birds & a cat) would
flap violently in the cage and the cat would go shrieking around my roommate�s studio.
It always took us about 5 minutes to quiet them down.
�Then one night I was visited by another shadow person.
This shadow wore a black fedora and either a bulky black coat or a cape.
I saw only its silhouette.
I was pinned down with my arms over my head in a brain fog.
I felt if I didn�t scream out, I would be taken.
He just stood at the foot of my bed.
I finally bolted up and at that same moment the animals began their flapping and shrieking.
�For the rest of the semester, I slept in my roommate�s studio and only went into
my room for clothing.
Just 2 years ago my husband and I while driving back from Austin, drove through my old college
town.
We stopped by my senior house and I spoke to the current owner.
He said he had never had any kind of paranormal event there, and was surprised when I was
so adamant about my experiences.�
And, finally, there was this from Patricia: �The 3rd and last shadow person came to
me when I was around 35.
I used to travel a lot and took a trip to Paris by myself.
The first night I once again found myself with my arms pinned back, up over my head
in a brain fog.
The shadow man was the same as the one before, but bigger.
After a �struggle� I awakened myself, terrified and didn�t sleep the rest of the
night.
I was afraid of the huge, long Parisian windows in the room, thinking that something had come
into my room that way.
It was a difficult trip after that, because I did not sleep well.
I wonder if all of the black shadow men, in fedoras and black suits or capes that people
around the world see, are actually MIBs.
Throughout my adult life, I have had very vivid dreams of UFOs.�
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NASA Is Finally Going To Reveal Its Plan To Return To The Moon - Duration: 3:21.
NASA Is Finally Going To Reveal Its Plan "To Return" To The Moon
NASA will finally reveal details about its plans to return to the Moon and news could
come out as early as February as NASA is planning to unveil its budget request for 2019.
President Donald Trump signed the Space Policy Directive 1 in December, and this means that
once again astronauts will be returning to the Moon instead of going after journeying
to Mars, which was the previous administration's project.
Up until now nothing has been said about the details.
NASA is in the process of building the Space Launch System, a heavy lifting rocket, along
with Orion, the crew capsule and both of these will feature in return to the Moon.
NASA is also planning to put a space station close to the Moon, and this will have the
name of Deep Space Gateway.
NASA Plans Have Changed From Mars To Moon There have not been any plans mentioned for
a lunar lander, and NASA has not said anything about a timeline for exploring the Moon.
In short, they have not given much away about what the Moon program is going to entail,
other than changing the destination shortly from Mars to the Moon.
At the Center for Strategic and International Studies civil space forum, Robert Lightfoot,
the Acting Administrator for NASA, talked about the FY2019 budget which is expected
about February 5 and how it would reveal details.
Lightfoot is the Acting Administrator as President Trump still hasn�t got anyone close to running
NASA in a year, which is twice as long as it took Obama.
Plans Might Change Again If Trump Is Not Re-elected In A Year
Lightfoot said that they had been working on a plan and working alongside the administration.
He went on to say that he thought when the budget came out people would see just what
they had been asked to do and how NASA thought they would do it.
When the budget does come into effect, there will be just one year before the next election
for president.
Should Trump not get elected a new administration would come into power, and they could easily
change the decisions and plans again.
This is something that has occurred numerous times in the past.
When Obama was in the Whitehouse Charlie Bolden was his NASA Administrator.
They set the Journey to Mars project in place, and this was to perform test flights of Orion
in or close to the orbit of Earth before then going to Mars.
It was thought that this might have included orbiting the Mars station during the early
part of the 2030s and possibly followed on by landings of a crew during the late 2030s.
However, the plans were not set in stone and are rather threadbare.
Now it is looking as though NASA is going to have the chance to show just how they plan
on returning to the Moon after such a long absence and hopefully it will be just weeks
before people get to find out.
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Is NRA Funneling Russian Mob Money To Trump? - Duration: 7:45.MCCLATCHY NEWSPAPERS HAS AN AMAZING ARTICLE ABOUT THE NRA
AND HOW THEY MIGHT HAVE TAKEN MONEY FROM THE RUSSIANS AND
SPENT IT ON TRUMP.
LET'S DIVE IN.
THIS
PART IS NOT IN DISPUTE THE NRA ALSO AGREES
TO THAT.
MCCLATCHY HAS A COUPLE SOURCES THAT ARE INSIDE THE NRA SAYING
THEY MIGHT HAVE SPENT $70 MILLION OR MORE IN THE ELECTION.
BUT SINCE THEY DON'T HAVE TO DISCLOSE THEIR DONORS AND A
LOT OF THIS IS DARK MONEY IS HARD TO FERRET THAT OUT.
IF YOU SAY IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL THAT THEY SUPPORTED TRUMP A
LOT MORE THAN ROMNEY, NUMBER ONE THEY HAVE MORE DARK MONEY AS
THINGS GO ALONG.
FOR GUNOWNERS HE HAD THAT HILARIOUS LINE WHERE HE SAID
THAT HE HUNTS VERMIN.
I THINK THE SYSTEM OF ALLOWING MONEY IN POLITICS IS INSANE.
I THINK YOU NEED TO GET ALL THAT MONEY OUT.
FOREIGN MONEY IS ILLEGAL.
THAT IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT CUP OF TEA.
IF THEY TOOK MONEY AND THEY SPENT FOREIGN MONEY IN THE
ELECTIONS THAT IS A CLEAR
VIOLATION OF THE LAW AND IT SHOULD HAVE SEVERE CONSEQUENCES.
WHAT IS AMAZING ABOUT THIS STORY IS THE NRA AT THE TIME STILL
NOT COMMENTING.
BUT TO NOT COMMENT AT ALL AND TO NOT DENY IT THAT IS FASCINATING.
HE
IS APPARENTLY AN NRA MEMBER AND HAS BEEN FOR A WHILE.
HE SET UP HIS OWN VERSION OF GUN GROUP IN RUSSIA AND THEN HE CAN
SAY LOOK MAYBE HE IS JUST
INTERESTED IN GUNS.
A RUSSIAN DOING MONEY LAUNDERING CONNECTED TO TRUMP, WELL I
WOULD NEVER.
IF THE NRA TAKES MONEY FROM A GUY INVOLVED IN
MONEY LAUNDERING AND CRIMINAL
ACTIVITIES, FIRST OF ALL THAT IN ITSELF IS INTERESTING,
NOTEWORTHY, EVEN IF THEY DIDN'T SPEND IT IN POLITICS.
WHAT ARE THEY DOING SPENDING MONEY FROM A RUSSIAN GODFATHER.
ARE THEY ALSO ALLOWED TO TAKE MONEY FROM MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS?
ARE THEY ALLOWED TO TAKE MONEY
FROM CHINESE OR JAPANESE GANGS?
SO THE NRA SHOULD JUST TAKE
MONEY FROM THEM?
THAT WOULD BE A PR ISSUE AND IF YOU ASK ME NOT THE RIGHT THING
TO DO.
THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE REPRESENTING AMERICANS WHO CARE
ABOUT THE SECOND AMERICAN NOT FOREIGN THUGS STOP BUT WHEN YOU
SPEND IT IN POLITICS IS ILLEGAL.
BY THE WAY DANA ROHRBACHER WHO IS SO OBVIOUSLY IN THE TANK FOR
RUSSIA GOES OUT THERE AND DOES PROPAGANDA FOR THEM OVER AND
OVER AGAIN.
AND OTHER REPUBLICANS SAY ROHRBACHER IS PUTTING
FAVORITE
REPUBLICAN.
GEE I WONDER WHY?
WHEN YOU PUT ALL THIS TOGETHER,
REMEMBER
THE BACKGROUND.
PART OF THAT DRIVE WAS TO FUNNEL TENS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS INTO
AMERICAN GROUPS LIKE THE NRA
WHICH THEN SPENT IT AS DARK MONEY IN POLITICS.
IF THEY CAN PROVE THAT THEN THEY SHOULD BE ARRESTED AND EVERYONE-
AND IF THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN KNEW
ABOUT IT THEY SHOULD ALSO BE ARRESTED.
THESE ARE VERY SERIOUS ISSUES.
WITH THE SAUDI'S COME IN AND SAY NICE WORK RUSSIANS, 10 MILLION?
I HAVE $10 BILLION, I AM JUST GOING TO BUY THE NEXT PRESIDENT.
HE NOW WORKS FOR THE SAUDIS.
WHAT IS THE CHINESE DO THAT?
OUR SYSTEM IS INSANE.
WE ALLOW FOR UNLIMITED MONEY AND IT GOES TO INDEPENDENT
EXPENDITURES AND CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS.
THEY JUST BUY ALL OF OUR POLITICIANS.
NOW WE HAVE DARK MONEY SO WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THE MONEY COMES
FROM SO WHAT STOPS ANY FOREIGN GOVERNMENT OR FOREIGN CRIME
ORGANIZATION FROM OUTSIDE THE COUNTRY OF SIMPLY COMING IN
AND GIVING DARK MONEY AND BUYING OUR POLITICIANS.
THIS SYSTEM IS INSANE.
YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT RIGGED, THIS IS RATE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK YOU SHOULD DO, WOLF ñ PAC.COM.
IN THE CASE OF FOREIGN MEDDLING IN OUR ELECTIONS AND GIVING
MONEY THAT GOES TO CAMPAIGNS, THEY SHOULD BE PUT IN PRISON,
LOCK THEM UP.
THAT IS A CLEAR VIOLATION OF THE LAW.
AND VOX REPORTS TODAY THE NRA IS NOT RESPONDING TO PRESS
INQUIRIES.
IF YOU DIDN'T DO IT YOU CAN EASILY SAY THAT IS NOT TRUE.
BUT YOU CAN AT LEAST DENY IT, THEY HAVE NOT DENIED IT.
THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE.
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Researchers Claim DMT Can Connect You To A Parallel Universe - Duration: 5:21.Researchers Claim DMT Can Connect You To A Parallel Universe
DMT or Dimethyltryptamine is a chemical compound produced naturally in the pineal gland inside
your brain that belongs to the tryptamine family.
This naturally occurring substance is produced and excreted by the pineal gland during sleep
and is structurally similar to serotonin.
It is found in both animals and plants and is pretty much connected with everything alive
on this earth.
The reason this chemical compound gets so much attention is because it is the active
component in psychedelic substances such as ayahuasca.
Though scientists are still very unsure of its function in the body it is believed to
influence our ability to dream visually.
How DMT Works
�DMT binds to serotonin receptors in a manner similar to how psilocin does.
This causes neurons that would normally be triggered by the release of serotonin to fire
when no actual serotonin is present.
�This leads to visual hallucinations and feelings of being separated from reality.
Users become more introspective, but also report seeing or �visiting� another reality
or dimension, and being completely removed from this one.� - thinkingzygote.com
If we really are connecting to other dimensions when we are under the influence of DMT then
who is to say that we don�t visit alternate dimensions in our sleep?
Not necessarily physically but we travel to these mental realms and influence them with
our mind.
Now, this may all seem a bit far-fetched to a person who has never experienced something
like this for themselves but there is definitely something profound going inside the minds
of people who have decided to travel into these realms.
History and Discovery
DMT was synthesized in 1931 for the first time by the Canadian chemist Richard Helmuth
Fredrick Manske.
Then in 1946 microbiologist and chemist Oswaldo Gon�alves de Lima from Brazil discovered
that DMT was a natural substance found all over the world in living things.
Since then there have been many more discoveries have come forth better proving its existence
in many different plants and animals.
DMT: The Spirit Molecule
In the Book and Documentary by Rick Strassman known as DMT: The Spirit Molecule a legal
lab setting test of DMT is authorized and for the first time in decades, the effects
of DMT are studied.
Strassman explores the possibility that we actually do visit other tangible realms when
on DMT.
He also suggests that DMT may actually allow our consciousness to become a gateway into
other planes of existence.
Other test subjects that have used DMT in a lab setting have also suggested this may
be happening based on their own experiences.
While each person has their own unique experience on DMT there are also many similarities that
are reoccurring in each person�s experience.
They each encounter a realm which is completely different than the one we are in right now
and they encounter other intelligent beings.
While in this place, subjects report experiencing unfamiliar sensations such as ego dissolution,
feelings of unity with the universe, death, and rebirth.
�DMT provides regular, repeated, and reliable access to �other� channels.
The other planes of existence are always there.
In fact, they are right here, transmitting all the time!
�But we cannot perceive them because we are not designed to do so; our hard-wiring
keeps us tuned in to Channel Normal.� � Rick Strassman, M.D.
The Fabric of Reality
On the other side of the coin David Deutsch, a scientist and author who wrote The Fabric
of Reality expressed his doubts about our minds being able to connect with a parallel
reality.
He says that such a feat would require quantum computing.
This means that we would actually need simulated temperatures of almost absolute zero in order
to reach another universe.
In response Strassman suggests that perhaps an increase in DMT levels within the mind
could be the key we are looking for in order to discover those things that we do not yet
understand.
Perhaps a quantum computing of the mind would create the scenario we can�t seem to do
with technology within our own biological structure.
If DMT truly creates an experience that literally displaces our consciousness into intergalactic,
interstellar or even interdimensional explorations then perhaps the secret to understanding the
universe is inside each of us.
Perhaps DMT will even be the key to helping humanity understand why we exist.
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Let's create a Giant Crossout Tank as an Art Project and burn it down with a Flamethrower
weapon.
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