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ok
I gotta get myself there
she's also a real time with bill maher
which you can catch friday night I'm HBO
you learn more from this and although
sunday morning shots i learn more stuff
on the show and it's something and he'll
be performing at the andrew jackson hall
and national landmark 18 and has a
stand-up comedy special crazy stupid
politics movie stream live on yahoo
februari 23rd at 1030am please welcome
belt
obviously my friend you're trained
enough headlines tonight join you think
something happened was I would think
another 20-30 don't really have coverage
every having every subject stupid in
America it's oregano from one week
oh is that all from one week thats all
from one that is amazing what a cut
yes now you have a nice Valentine's Day
yes they would halt gosh does any man
have a nice smelling nice as any man
really look forward to just get such as
people chases the eyes it's just you
know it's a holiday and also today is
holiday today is national apologize to
your girlfriend anyway because it but
it's so hard to you know it's so hard to
like live up to the expectations i mean
if you go on a date who can live up to
that screwed me it's like yeah you know
being stoned to dinner with your parents
yeah we've all have my god dad's a trout
she slept with and and what gifts could
you get that lives up to the hype you
know you have to get something that's
pretty and romantic and distinctive and
fairly expensive and put a gay man would
know this when they saw in the store
right there access so i got the funding
for I i saw an ad for something this
year a low-carb Valentine's chocolates
Pacific try giving that honey I have no
imagination and I think you're fat here
and the ones that were advertised on TV
there was a new wrinkled issue that i
found so cynical this idea that the one
you saw the superbowl notorious ticket
was interesting that we wanted them but
I saw a number that woman she said it
very outright she said you know
valentine's Day is simple guys give and
you shall receive
yeah right yeah
what I mean don't you find that a little
cynical to put it that blatantly like
this exchange program of flowers for
oral sex you know you got it very
blatant got it you give something to
your wife and you'll get sex right i
mean it's the same deal you could get
out just by the crackhead never 7-eleven
but that I like your giant teddy
bear-like you cannot send me a
girlfriend is for he goes he gets a
giant 9-foot teddy bear do you put this
piece of crap with the day is over
various hotel room in the apartment i
got that this year's delicious ok
true well let's talk politics ironically
i got a nap now what do you make what do
you make of rick santorum surge you want
our old don't even say that word about
rick santorum it sounds dirty
he's a Richard a little conservative for
me
yeah thnkx life begins a direction is
right is my name
people like that and for ya life begins
the second the sperm hits the hoo-ha
that you know and that was before the
man can even light a cigarette or get up
and get a towel there is a third person
in that room it before the woman can
even say what are you thinking there is
a third is kristef it matter through
audio / goes set it yeah having us
yeah but I wonder what rick santorum got
the ballot I'd say that must've been
something that when he played hide the
salami they just actually hide us along
yes but i think it's funny that you know
this election remember up until recently
was good the election all about money
well knobs deficit and jobs in the
deficit and they're spending too much
this is what the the people party was so
upset about right where they met at the
bankers in the bailout clause and then
you know if somebody shows a big gay
penis in their face and they jump at it
no that's not what I meant no i meant to
say that somehow the social issues like
you know prop eight here in California
and birth control and I mean Rick
Santorum is very you know certainly
perceived as anti-gay and I guess the
Republicans haven't gotten the memo that
this country has changed and like 2004
sure they put gate there 2004 bush won
reelection because they put gay marriage
voting against it right on the ballot
karl rove did that in 11 key statement
and every burner went in there to vote
against gay marriage because that's
what's brought up my marriage like how
can I even think about having sex with
you when they're gay people down the
street having sex but system put but
things have changed it not 2004
Americans have gotten a lot more
comfortable with day because of GV
visibly please because it simply and and
Will and Grace and frazier all these
days show
and.and I mean what TV show doesn't have
at least one get character so I mean
that America is it a different way so
I'm trying to help
I never thought about don't know how I
got guide called I said one anyway some
of the second branch like what it take a
break we'll just we'll take a break ball
with build already waiting for
now President Obama's in los angeles
auto just right now actually the
approval rating is about fifty percent
delivered the Liberals is something like
him again what happened you know what I
mean I don't think we ever had stopped
liking him i think first of all there's
nothing that focuses the mind like this
last year of seeing the Republicans
usually these people you run back to his
arms pretty quickly
this is also i think you know he's just
gotten better i mean you know i think he
really knows how to negotiate a lot
better now than he used to
and he just got his mojo back i mean
like he's half black half white I think
the first term with the white term right
now we're gonna get the black bear and
that's what I'm looking forward to now
why don't you gonna gonna gonna say why
doesn't a GOP like Mitt Romney seems to
be the guy if the fire was Obama the guy
I be worried about Mitt Romney because
he came sort of moderate the move
suddenly a severe conservative severe
right i mean mindful converter is where
the country usually is and and overall
people are fairly modern and he seems
like the one yet they're beaten formed
well you can see that this is the
dilemma he's in with fighting Rick
Santorum is that he he really should be
saying if he wants to beat Rick Santorum
he should be saying to the Republican
voters this guy is poison in the general
election because he's too conservative
that but you can't say the words too
conservative to Republicans anymore
right there's no such thing I mean Rick
Perry talked about succession that
advances
herman cain talk about electrocuting
Mexican because where do you go to get
to the right slavery
yeah is that what Rick Perry meant when
he said I want to put people back to
work
yeah i mean
you just can't get to the right i mean
Mitt Romney thinks people don't like him
because he has a lot of money that's not
why people don't like me don't like him
because he has no conscience no that's
why they don't like Mitt Romney we don't
we don't pay people for having money
although it would be nice for Mitt
Romney sake if you would be a little
more understanding about how we feel
about vulture capitalists yeah you know
he think he didn't do anything wrong
with his company member bain capital
which you know they would find a week
company take it over fire everybody sell
it off for parts and he's like what we
found a wounded animal in created yeah
that's capitalism that's good what Mitt
Romney needs to do is go on that
undercover boss sure yeah yeah you know
that show undercover blocking my most
favorite television
well it's a practicable it's a 55 year
old guy in a fake beard and a camera
crew comes by your workplace here on
Undercover Boss ok that's right but I
mean that that shows to me says it all
about the mitt romney situation because
here's here's this idea that you know
this guy
anecdotally solve the income inequality
problems
I mean you know that the 400 richest
americans have the same amount of money
as the bottom hundred and fifty million
Americans yeah it's amazing
ok so the the boss comes by he finds out
that you know making a hundred eighty
five dollars a week in America really
sucks right so we showers money on the
workers you know it's like pretty woman
if you're the whore
and I know it's just a TV show but it
really bothers me because it furthers
this idea that somehow rich people
they're just like us and they would
really like us if they could just walk
for a mile and Archie plastic shoes that
except they're the reason the shoe
factory has moved to China right now and
we have this idea that you know for just
nice to rich people we really have the
same interests and you know they'll get
so full that candy will rain down upon
all of us like some sort of but pinata
of benevolence except here's the thing
about piñatas they don't you give it up
you have to hit them with a stick and
that's what Mitt Romney we select that
he was he was against the auto bailout
which I thought he was wrong to do
because that has turned out to be
something that you against it i can't
know when I was four and I thought it's
fantastic
absolutely i mean first of all it worked
right you know how about just giving a
guide points for what works yeah you
know Gilbert Joe Biden keep saying you
know obama should run just on on the
slogan Osama bin Laden is dead and GM is
alive right you know
that they don't seem to be able to give
him credit for anything no matter what
he does that prime directives to come
out against him yeah you know what we're
doing this editorial on the show friday
night about the idea that no president
and I don't think I mean you get a
historian on here maybe i'm wrong but i
don't think any president has faced the
kind of disrespect that this president
has all president get a certain a lot of
disrespect but never to their face never
in the same room that is what is so
different member bill o'reilly in that
interview interrupted him like 48 times
you don't see that with other present
interrupting a president
what about the guy who shot you lie yah
cackling a president
jan Brewer the governor with the finger
in the face
yeah you know said she felt threatened
by him threatened to oakledge your purse
honey threatens you know like like he
put his hand down her blouse and a you
my white princess
this kind of up-close-and-personal
disrespect we never had another pressure
i'm not saying why we'll leave that up
to others you know
all right well anyway your flowers talk
about your stand-up special got a great
23 you're doing it like yes this is sonu
ji you know what I haven't you should
have a dinner to do this is
groundbreaking no one's ever really done
this
ok but you know you and I we don't want
to be dinosaurs but we want to move to
his new media I'm do I said you know I'm
gonna have a great stand-up special i'm
ready to do I want to do it live on
yahoo yahoo right everybody going to the
Honorable demonstrating specific yes
30-36 every funny shirt and I have a big
announcement I'm going to make it
together bigger now I'm not gonna say
what it was gonna be alright look at
their belt thank you my father is
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