Just a little bit more.
Mom, I'm really sorry.
I'm on my way to the exit ramp, it's about 200 KM away.
It's not that bad, and the best thing is that once it started raining,
a lady offered me a ride.
Of course she did it because- by the way, I've got a crumbled tooth.
So I keep touching it, 1/3 of it is crumbled.
Imagine this - that lady stopped and looked straight into my eyes.
This is something I do as well and would recommend for all of you.
Because you get to know a person by looking into their eyes.
If their eyes are filled with kindness, it's safer to take the risk.
She said the same thing, that she decided to take that risk and was glad in the end.
We also... talked about... you know, marriage and stuff.
Dunno, to be honest I'm an extremely lucky person,
but my heart is hapless.
It's pretty screwed.
And this lady is getting divorced. She started crying at some point.
I tried to console her, but what was I supposed to say?
After all, guys are assholes. And the bigger asshole you are, the easier your life is.
That's why I will suffer.
Fuck.
Because you, ladies, favor such assholes.
Instead of a nice guy. Buuu~t whatever.
I had fun chatting with her.
She cried for a while at first, and then I shared my wisdom with her.
And I know some of you will criticize it, 'what wisdom, you're this and that'.
But I know a thing or two about life.
I've got some experience.
And I know what we need to be happy.
I explained it to her in my English, that she's still got a chance.
And that she has to start over.
So if you have some problems, start over.
I dunno.
Tell your boss that your brain's fucked up.
That you need 2 months. A 2 month unpaid leave.
Go wherever you want to. Do whatever you want.
Always wanted to buy a fishing rod? Buy it.
Always wanted to try a bungee jump? Try it.
Always wanted to buy that little vehicle that mows the lawn? Buy it.
I know, money. But you've gotta invest in your mental health.
If you're miserable, do everything it takes to make you happy.
If you're a good employee, your boss will understand it.
Besides it's getting better in Poland, and it's bosses who have to fight for good employees,
you don't have to work hard as fuck for nothing in return.
And I hope you all will enjoy your lives.
It's not that I'm travelling because I'm passionate travelling fuck.
Everyone has their own problems, and everyone's sryin-
Everyone's trying to find a way to deal with them.
To deal with problems, their own demons which are basically killing you from the inside.
I've found my way and I'm sure you will as well.
There's something you could do to help yourself.
And now I'm afraid I... gotta hitchhike!
[RSA, Drakensberg]
OK so check this out, a completely brand new thing.
I, the primal fatty of the Polish Youtube world,
and maybe the travelling world as well, because
I've never seen anyone fatter than me,
am going mountain hiking.
Oooooh my God.
I'm gonna show you something. Let's all sing together!
I'm not a praying type, not a fan of written prayers,
and instead I just sing my favourite religious songs.
So! 3, 2, 1!
I offer you, my Lord~
my whole existence~
And all of me belongs to you for eternity~
Such is my heart, and You know it well~
All my love is for You~
Check this out.
It is one of the most beautiful views in my-
No, it is the most beautiful view in my life.
I will probably stop after everyt 15 metres.
I didn't even start yet but can tell you already, it's gonna be a catastrophe.
It's so tiresome.
My body's condition is that of a 70 y.o person.
I'm already tired.
But I'll do it. I promised myself.
Even if it takes 2 days. I will do it.
Officially it should take 3 hours.
I will do it.
The scenery is beautiful. But there are no girls around.
I'll make it.
Step by step.
See them? They consoled me by saying you just gotta go up.
And then it's easy.
But he also made me miserable because he said the road is 10 KM long. Hope he was joking.
If you've ever wondered if going to the mountains is worth it,
even for the scenery, check it out bro.
It's nice.
Disadvantages.
I have to rest a lot.
Advantages.
No one's chasing me, my visa is valid till 14th.
In between.
I'm running out of water, but there's a river near by and I've got my filter with me.
I will prolly survive. Food? I've got Podlaski spam with pepper,
and bread...
Fuck. Where should I go?
OK. I see someone going down over there.
So I went the wrong way. I gotta go over there.
I'm a fucking idiot.
OK, let's go. Over there.
No paths here, just some winding lane. I saw it, of course, but still went the wrong way.
Advantages? I will go the shorter way.
Disadvantages? I will probably tire myself out to the point of quitting my life.
Fuck the mountains. But love them as well.
You know that I'm partially a Goral?
My grandma is from Gilowice, and grandpa from jkawica.
Both are near 痽wiec.
See where I am? Look.
The middle of nowhere, yeah?
You say that there's no civilization in Africa.
People ask me 'dude how come you've got the Internet in Africa?'
Lemme tell you. Right here, right on this pebble, I've got a signal and the Internet.
Africa is a normal continent.
Imagine this, people here got iPhones, half of the peope here got iPhones.
You think they use what, Samsung smartphones?
So don't say that-- I mean sure, if you go to the bush and other areas of wilderness,
there's obviously no Internet there.
So... Let's stop complaining.
Why am I making such a face.
Heey dude.
Dude... I know that smell.
My journey started at 1 pm. It's 4 pm.
I should've been-- over there right now.
And there's still half of the road left.
Everyone has some kind of a... problem.
Some people are too scared to drive a car.
Tolkien was like that and he prefered to travel by train.
You know, some people are scared of flying.
Some have a fear of heights.
Some people can't stop themselves from smoking.
Drinking booze.
Taking drugs.
And I can't... can't mobilize myself to...
start exercising.
It's so quiet.
I gotta go over there. And then through that hole, I think.
To go to the other side.
God~ I'm so tired~
Oh fuck.
Idk why but my eye got stingy.
You know whom I see over there? A baboon.
A baboon is over there, and I hear a dog barking somewhere.
He's going this way.
You know that baboons are aggressive?
Let's get the fuck away from here.
I didn't expect to encounter animals here.
I've got a pepper spray, a knife...
But I don't want to kill a baboon.
Fuck, he's coming here.
You know what, I heard someone's voice there. I'll go towards people, because
this baboon might think I've encroached on his territory.
And monkeys, whether they're baboons or chimpanzees, are a few times stronger than people.
So if he hits me, I'm dead.
It's like being hit by Pudzian [Polish strongman, MMA fighter].
Instant death.
There are many lizards around. Look.
But I have yet to see a snake.
Fuck, he scared me.
For the first time I'm in a place where you can't hear anything except for the sounds of nature. Look.
If you've ever thought that things are going well,
look at this.
I have to climb this hanging ladder.
I will sure as fuck fall.
I know myself.
I have no idea what to do.
My backpack weighs almost 20 KG.
What if I die?
Fuck. I dunno what to do.
You could say I'm saying goodbye to my life.
And why? Because I'm so exhausted
that in the middle of this ladder I will just... give up.
The worst thing is I should give up, but I won't. Wanna know why?
My honor won't let me.
Time to go.
Hopefully nothing bad happens.
God.
I've got a fear of heights so I won't look down.
Look for me. How bad is it?
Oh God.
It creaks horribly on every move. I'm mortified.
This is the last fucking time I went to the mountains.
That's my declaration. Never again.
I'm afraid of heights.
How the fuck am I supposed to do it.
Look, I will stretch my arm.
Nice views, right. Too bad I can't look, because I'm too scared.
Fucking...
Just a little bit more.
Mom, I'm really sorry.
I won't do it again.
Believe me, I've never been this scared in my life.
Okay, I'm gonna fight.
And now the second attempt.
And that's my current state.
I will never do it again. Never.
I don't know how I'm gonna go down. It's always easier to go up, like climbing trees.
Going down is the worst.
But I will. I've got no choice.
Not like I can call for a helicopter.
I have an insurance, but it's pretty weak. I'd have to sprain my ankle...
Fuck, what am I--- Don't say it again. Not in a place like that.
I would've never went down then. My insurance wouldn't cover it.
But I could use the Internet and ask someone for an international insurance.
I would wait one day with my sprained ankle,
plus my insurance covers extreme sports. So I could actually ask for a helicopter.
That's it.
Yep. Alright. Let's go up with this positive energy.
Last time- I hope so.
Jesus.
Never again.
Fuck. I won't go down.
Not a chance, people, fuck.
Who even... Who even made this place.
Who allowed people to try to come here.
In my opinion, this place is for experienced mountain hikers.
No, I'm just done.
I will never come here again.
I won't go anywhere. I'm closing my fucking channel.
God, I'm so scared. But I see a river, and that means one thing.
I got water so I can stay here.
Now... Why won't you zip.
Fuuuck~ Jesus, what am I supposed to do.
See? You can laugh at me. Fuck.
But... You know, look at it.
I won't go there but look.
Here.
One thing's for sure. Never again.
Never again. I looked it up on the Internet, it said 'it's worth to see! Tunga-something-Falls!'.
But no one mentioned you could lose your life here.
I would rather... Idk what I would rather.
I'd rather encounter a lion.
This is where I'm gonna sleep.
There's a pile of rocks there. It prolly means
'Dude you've made it, you are not a pussy'.
That's how it looks like.
I will never come back to this place.
I wanted to bring my future kids here, you know, for cultural purposes.
Never.
NEVER.
Never again. Dear God, please protect me from decisions that...
Fucking decisions that would--
It stings!
Fuck you, cunt!
Forgive me, bush. And sorry for saying such...
Never again.
It's so pretty here.
Or who knows~
Podlaski spam.
I saved it for a moment of crisis.
And this is such moment.
After conquering such place, I deserve a proper meal.
Bread.
I know you shouldn't badmouth bread, but this one is shitty.
Let's be honest. Don't lie to yourself.
But bread is bread.
I'm going to put my tent right over here.
And the reason why this particular place?
Some of you may think it's a good place in case of a wind or something,
but honestly, and honesty is the most important,
because I've got wi-fi signal in this place. Yep.
I'm gonna spend my time in the tent surfing on the Internet.
This is fucked up.
Fucked up.
Rabbit dude, you're lucky I don't have any wood around,
because I'd kill and eat you otherwise.
I'm not sure if I should sleep here. I see lightnings over there.
A storm is coming.
Don't you ever try to copy me. I'm serious.
What worries me is that there are baboons here.
Yep.
And this is my- Oh sorry for shining a light right in your eyes.
This is-- Oh. A penny~
Yep. I'll put it in my pocket.
Alright, I'm gonna lay down.
Greets, see you tomorrow.
Wish me a peaceful...
a peaceful...
peaceful night.
Yo!
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