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Wanna see me run to that mountain and back?

You wanna see me do it again?

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Now you try!

No problem.

I can even do it... faster.

You wanna see it again?

For more infomation >> gotta go fast - Duration: 0:16.

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Insults - Foil Arms and Hog - Duration: 2:30.

Well then is there maybe a more

convenient time at which I could call

you back

Okay..... goodbye

Hi John obviously this is

awkward cause we're friends but your

sales are very low and I'm gonna have to

give you a first strike

Okay, well I will take that about as seriously

as i took my driver theory test

Oh just because I got the promotion

and you didn't

Could you leave now because you're really

starting to affect my mental health

You know you could at least pretend

to be happy for me

Okay...

congratulations I hear they designed a

car based on your face

the Fiat Multipla

As usual John less creative than a house painter

As usual more annoying than a Java update

much like a 1st year Arts student you John,

you don't have a lot of class

Much like a 1st year arts student Phil,

I'm only here because I couldn't

think of anything better to do

Im not surprised your sales are low

you're about as friendly as somebody

who works in a guitar shop

You're more annoying than my neighbours

getting an extension

Okay, well if you're finished,

we both have work to do

I hope you go on holidays

and forget to water your plants

I hope you buy a house

in a hard water area

I hope you nearly win the lottery

I hope they incorrectly announce you for a big award

I hope you open a restaurant

and it slowly fails

I hope you miss your daughters graduation

I hope your son joins a cult

I hope your father has a fall

I hope your mother loses a big cheque

If you were an object you'd be

a broken umbrella shoved sideways

into a bin

If you were a bake sale you'd be

a Presbyterian one,

where none of the cakes have sugar

You know what your problem is John?

you don't have any ambition

like a 1st year arts student

You problem is you don't have any sexual experience

much like a 1st year science student

If you were shoes you'd be new ones

Thank you

Worn with thin socks at a fun run

If you were a sweater you'd be a

beautiful Aran sweater

Thank you

Worn in a river with a heavy current

I miss you man

I miss you too

Seriously though you're gonna have to do

something about the sales

Go fuck yourself

Okay.

hello we're Foil Arms and Hog

thanks a million for watching

please subscribe to our YouTube Channel

in there...there's a button

it makes sense on YouTube

and like our FaceBook Page

If you wanna see us live we are doing

the last ever 'DoomDah' show for Dublin

tomorrow night (fri 26th) in Vicar Street

And then the last ever Irish 'DoomDah' Show

is next Friday at the Kilkenny Cats Laugh

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Festival

Cats Festival laughs

Cat laughs festival

Cats Laughs festivals

Meow

Eh....DOOMDAHHHHHHHHHHHH

I faded

I could have gone for another 2 seconds

just FYI

Give the people what they want

Thank you

For more infomation >> Insults - Foil Arms and Hog - Duration: 2:30.

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Trump's Odd Call With New BFF Rodrigo Duterte - Duration: 3:24.

FOLKS, YOU MIGHT REMEMBER THAT TRUMP HAD A PHONE CALL WITH

PHILIPPINES PRESIDENT RODRIGO DUTERTE.

TRUMP APPARENTLY HAD A "VERY FRIENDLY CONVERSATION WITH

DUTERTE," AND HE EVEN INVITED HIM TO THE WHITE HOUSE.

THAT'S A VERY EXCLUSIVE INVITATION.

USUALLY, YOU WANT TO SAVE THAT KIND OF HONOR FOR A TRUE

STATESMAN, LIKE TED NUGENT.

( LAUGHTER ) NOW, TRUMP COZYING UP TO DUTERTE

AND THAT IS KIND OF MESSED UP BECAUSE DUTERTE HAS DECLARED A

WAR ON DRUGS, AND IN THE PAST YEAR, PHILIPPINE NATIONAL POLICE

OFFICERS AND UNIDENTIFIED VIGILANTES HAVE KILLED OVER

AND DI DID YOUA ISN'T JUST THE G WHO TALKS THE TALK.

WHEN HE WAS A SMALL-TOWN MAYOR, "I USED TO DO IT PERSONALLY.

I WOULD GO AROUND WITH A MOTORCYCLE LOOKING FOR TROUBLE."

CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO LIVE IN THAT TOWN?

QUICK, CALL THE COPS!

THE MAYOR IS HERE!" WE HAVE A LEAKED TRANSCRIPT, AND

THIS IS TRUE, OF TRUMP AND DUTERTE'S CALL, AND

THIS IS HOW TRUMP SAID HELLO TO PRESIDENT MOTOCROSS MURDER

MAYHEM: "I JUST WANTED TO CONGRATULATE YOU BECAUSE I AM

HEARING OF THE UNBELIEVABLE JOB ON THE DRUG PROBLEM.

MANY COUNTRIES HAVE THE PROBLEM.

WE HAVE A PROBLEM, BUT WHAT A GREAT JOB YOU ARE DOING."

TRUMP CONGRATULATED HIM ON HIS VIGILANTE KILL SQUADS!

THAT'S LIKE SAYING, "DARTH, I'M IN CONSTRUCTION, AND I KNOW THAT

IS A FANTASTIC DEATH STAR, TOP NOTCH.

I'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU OVER SOME TIME TO FORCE-CHOKE SEAN

SPICER."

( LAUGHTER ) AND TRUMP REASSURED DUTERTE,

WHEN IT COMES TO THE DRUG PROBLEM, TRUMP REALLY GETS HIM,

UNLIKE OLD MAN OBAMA, SAYING, "I UNDERSTAND THAT AND FULLY

UNDERSTAND THAT, AND I THINK WE HAD A PREVIOUS PRESIDENT WHO DID

NOT UNDERSTAND THAT.

BUT I UNDERSTAND THAT."

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

FIRST OF ALL, FIRST OF ALL, MR. PRESIDENT, IT'S NOT LIKE

"CANDYMAN."

YOU CAN'T JUST SAY "I UNDERSTAND THAT" THREE TIMES AND KNOWLEDGE

APPEARS.

IN A CONVERSATION ABOUT NORTH KOREA, TRUMP GAVE DUTERTE

MILITARY SECRETS WHEN HE SAID: COME ON!

THAT'S A STATE SECRET!

TRUMP'S GOT TO BE THE WORLD'S WORST "BATTLESHIP" PLAYER.

"OKAY, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHERE MY BEAUTIFUL SUBMARINE IS,

UNLESS YOU GUESS B-2, BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE I PUT IT, 2 THROUGH

5.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) PLUS-- PLUS, WHY DID YOU PUT OUR

SUBS IN THE WATERS OFF NORTH KOREA?

THAT'S THE ONE PLACE WE KNOW THEY CAN HIT WITH THEIR

MISSILES!

BUT SINCE THE ONLY WAY WE SEEM TO GET ANY INFORMATION OUT OF

DONALD TRUMP THESE DAYS IS VIA CONVERSATIONS WITH DICTATORS, I

I HAVE A FAVOR TO ACT OF ROBERT MUGABE.

CAN YOU CALL UP TRUMP UP AND ASK HIM FOR HIS TAX RETURNS?

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ROBIN WRIGHT.

For more infomation >> Trump's Odd Call With New BFF Rodrigo Duterte - Duration: 3:24.

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Посуточная аренда квартир в Москве - Duration: 4:53.

For more infomation >> Посуточная аренда квартир в Москве - Duration: 4:53.

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Talkin' About the Movie with Yehya – Baywatch - Duration: 2:43.

For more infomation >> Talkin' About the Movie with Yehya – Baywatch - Duration: 2:43.

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Renault Scénic 1.6-16V EXPRESSION SPORT, AIRCO(CLIMA), 2X ELEK-SCHUIF/KANTELDAK, ELEK-RAMEN, CENT-V - Duration: 0:58.

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Opel Antara 3.2 V6 227pk 4X4 Automaat,COSMO uitv., Leder,Clima,Stoelverwarming,PDC V+A, trekhaak - Duration: 1:01.

For more infomation >> Opel Antara 3.2 V6 227pk 4X4 Automaat,COSMO uitv., Leder,Clima,Stoelverwarming,PDC V+A, trekhaak - Duration: 1:01.

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Fruits Vegetables Colors Cartoon | Episode 2 - Duration: 11:23.

The letter N

A green mint

red pomegranate

Nectarine

Noni Fruit

One letter

Eucalyptus fruit

The letter P

Red beet

Potato

purple Eggplant

green chard

orange orange

R

Fennel

green Rocket

letter S

Garlic

Onion

letter <Ş

Peach

the letter T

Cinnamon brown

Green Onion

pink Radishes

letter Ü

purple Grape

letter V

Bordeaux Cherry

letter Y

Blueberries

yellow Loquat

Sweet potato

Yellow Peanut

Letter Z

Ginger

Green olive

For more infomation >> Fruits Vegetables Colors Cartoon | Episode 2 - Duration: 11:23.

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Honda CR-V 2.0I ES Clima Afn. Trekhaak 4-WD 16"LM 150Pk! - Duration: 1:01.

For more infomation >> Honda CR-V 2.0I ES Clima Afn. Trekhaak 4-WD 16"LM 150Pk! - Duration: 1:01.

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На товарных поездах через Мексику. Серия первая - Duration: 36:10.

For more infomation >> На товарных поездах через Мексику. Серия первая - Duration: 36:10.

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Hyundai i30 1.6 GDI BUSINESS EDIT, NAVI, | ECC-AIRCO | CRUISE CONTROLE | LM VELGEN | PDC V+A | NAVI - Duration: 0:59.

For more infomation >> Hyundai i30 1.6 GDI BUSINESS EDIT, NAVI, | ECC-AIRCO | CRUISE CONTROLE | LM VELGEN | PDC V+A | NAVI - Duration: 0:59.

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맛있는 수박의🍉 두가지 비밀!! 두드리기? 댓츠 노노해|빨간토마토 - Duration: 4:14.

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Honda CR-V 2.0 I ES AUT ES Bovag - Duration: 1:01.

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Honda CR-V 2.0I Executive Leder-Navigatie-Trekhaak - Duration: 0:57.

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Hannibal Buress Enters Stephen's Splash Zone - Duration: 7:32.

WELCOME BACK, FOLKS.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN MY NEXT GUEST IS A COMEDIAN YOU KNOW

FROM SHOWS LIKE "BROAD CITY" AND "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW."

YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE NEW "BAYWATCH" MOVIE.

>> I SAW YOUR NAME ON THE BOARD.

>> SAY SOMETHING.

>> I KIND OF FEEL LIKE THIS IS YOUR YEAR.

>> ( MUMBLING ).

>> STOP THAT.

>> OKAY, WELL, I'LL SEE YOU AT TRY-OUTS.

>> ALL RIGHT, C.J.

THAT WAS AMAZING TO WATCH.

SHE CAME UP TO YOU.

SHE WAS VERY NICE AND WARM, AND YOU HANDLED IT REALLY SMOOTHLY.

>> REALLY?

>> NO, THAT WAS AWKWARD.

IT WAS HORRIBLE.

DID YOU HAVE A STROKE?

IT FELT LIKE YOU HAD A STROKE.

>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME HANNIBAL BURESS.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> WHAT'S UP, MAN?

>> Stephen: NOW, YOU'RE USED TO BEING ON A TALK SHOW BECAUSE

YOU'RE ON THE "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW."

YOU'RE A SIDEKICK.

IS THAT THE RIGHT WORD FOR IT, "SIDE KICK."

>> IF YOU CAN CALL THAT A TALK SHOW.

>> Stephen: I ENJOY IT.

I ENJOY IT.

A LOT OF THINGS HAPPEN ON THAT SHOW THAT ARE COMPLETELY

UNEXPECTED FOR THE GUEST.

>> SURE.

>> Stephen: ARE YOU EVER, AS ONE OF THE CAST MEMBERS OF THAT

SHOW, ARE YOU EVER ALSO SURPRISED BY WHAT, SAY, COMES

OUT OF HIS COFFEE MUG OR WHAT HE'S WILLING TO EAT?

>> ONE TIME, THERE WAS AN EPISODE WHERE I HOSTED THE SHOW.

AND I WAS INTERVIEWING NICK CANNON AND I WAS ASKING VERY

IN-DEPTH QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS COLLABORATION WITH ARTICLEY.

DO YOU KNOW THE SONG "GIGOLO."

>> Stephen: NO.

>> CHECK IT OUT ON SPOTIFY.

THEN A WHITE MAN WITH HIS PENIS OUT WALKS OUT AND SAYS HE'S MY

FATHER.

>> Stephen: IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INTERVIEW.

>> IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INTERVIEW.

>> Stephen: UH-HUH.

>> I HANDLED IT WELL.

>> Stephen: YEAH.

>> I WAS LIKE, "GET OUT OF HERE, DAD!

I'M TALKING TO-- GET OUT OF HERE!"

>> Stephen: THAT'S GOOD.

>> I'M TALKING TO NICK CANNON.

"NOW, WHAT WERE YOU SAYING ABOUT THE SONG 'GIGOLO'."

>> Stephen: WHERE WAS ERIC?

>> HE WAS OUT IN A NECK BRACE.

HE WAS INJURED.

UH-HUH.

( LAUGHTER ) GLI LOVE THAT SHOW.

>> I STILL HAVE A TAG ON THIS JACKET.

>> Stephen: I CAN HELP YOU?

>> I DIDN'T TAKE THE TAG OFF.

I'M TAKING IT BACK TOMORROW.

I JUST BOUGHT THIS FOR YOUR SHOW.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

>> Stephen: THAT'S-- >> PUT IT BACK IN.

>> Stephen: THAT'S X"L."

THAT'S AN XL.

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: $425.

>> THAT'S TOO MUCH MONEY FOR A JACKET.

>> Stephen: OH!

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ).

>> Stephen: HOLD ON!

>> YUP, WELL -- >> Stephen: HANNIBAL I'M YOUR

FATHER.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

YOU ALL RIGHT?

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: I DIDN'T JUST BUY THAT JACKET, DID I?

DIJUST BUY THAT JACKET?

>> CAN I BORROW $425.

>> Stephen: YOU BET.

YOU'RE FROM CHICAGO, RIGHT?

>> I'M FROM CHICAGO.

>> Stephen: I LIVED IN CHICAGO FOR A LONG TIME.

YOU'RE MOVING BACK I UNDERSTAND.

>> I MOVED BACK TO CHICAGO.

>> Stephen: I'M JEALOUS.

I LIVED THERE FOR 11 YEARS.

I LOVED IT.

HOW ARE YOU-- I DON'T THINK I COULD DO THIS SHOW THERE,

THOUGH.

WHY ARE YOU MOVING BACK?

>> I MOVED BACK-- LESS FAMOUS PEOPLE FOR COMPETITION.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: SO WHEN YOU'RE IN

CHICAGO-- >> YEAH.

>> Stephen: YOU'RE A BIGGER FISH.

>> EXPLZ NEW YORK, THEY'VE GOT EVERYBODY THERE.

CHICAGO, FOOTBALL PLAYERS HAVE HELMETS SO THEY'RE NOT FAMOUS.

BASEBALL PLAYERS HAVE 200 GAMES, SO THEY'RE BUSY.

SO, BASICALLY, IT'S LIKE ME AND JOHN CUSACK.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ).

>> Stephen: YOU'RE THE TWO FAMOUS PEOPLE IN CHICAGO RIGHT

NOW WHILE CHANCE IT ON TOUR.

>> AND WE RUN THE TOWN.

YEAH.

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.

WELL, YOU STARTED YOUR OWN BUSINESS IN CHICAGO, I

UNDERSTAND.

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: WHAT IS THIS THIS BUSINESS?

>> IT'S NOT MY OWN-- IT'S NOT A UNIQUE BUSINESS MODEL.

I BOUGHT A BUILDING AND I PUT UNITS ON AIRBNB.

BECAUSE, FOR ONE, I DON'T LIKE JELLING WITH PEOPLE LONG TERM.

>> Stephen: YOU BASICALLY START AID HOTEL.

>> YEAH, YEAH YEAH.

>> Stephen: AND TROUBLE?

I HAVE NEVER RENTED MY HOUSE ON AIRBNB.

WAS IT ALL COOL?

>> IT'S BEEN-- IT'S BEEN OKAY.

WELL, ONE TIME SOMEBODY WAS THROWING A PARTY, AND I-- I WAS

OUT OF TOWN.

SO I GET A MESSAGE FROM THE FIRST FLOOR PERSON THAT SAID,

"HEY, THEY'RE THROWING A PARTY ON THE THIRD FLOOR.

YOU NEED TO SHUT THIS DOWN."

BECAUSE THE FIRST FLOOR PERSON LEFT TO GO GET SOME FOOD AND HE

CAME BACK TO THE BUILDING, AND THERE WAS A BOUNCER OUTSIDE.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: IT WAS THAT BIG OF

A PARTY THAT HE HAD HIS OWN BOUNCER.

>> THIS PERSON TOOK OWNERSHIP OF THE BUILDING.

AND THEY ENDED UP STEALING MY TV, TWO PAINTINGS, AND THEY

STOLE THE KNIVES AND THE KNIFE BLOCK WHICH, I GUESS, IT HURT MY

FEELINGS AT FIRST THAT THEY TOOK THE KNIFE BLOCK, BUT I GUESS YOU

CAN'T WALK AROUND WITH LOOSE KNIVES.

YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE KNIVES.

>> Stephen: THAT MAKES SENSE.

YOU WERE OUT OF TOWN.

YOU COULDN'T HELP TO GO SHUT IT DOWN.

>> I COULDN'T HELP.

>> Stephen: DID YOU SAY, "CALL JOHN CUSACK WHILE I'M OUT OF

TOWN.

HE'S IN CHARGE OF CHICAGO."

>> I ACTUALLY HAD A FRIEND GO BY THERE, BUT HE DIDN'T WANT TO

YELL AT ANYBODY IN THE PARTY BECAUSE HE GOT SCARED BECAUSE

THEY WERE BLACK.

I FACE-TIMED HIM AND I WAS YELLING, "EVERYBODY GET OUT OF

THE PARTY RIGHT NOW!" >> Stephen: ON FACEBOOK TIME.

>> I JUST ANNOYED MY NEIGHBORS HERE.

Y DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Stephen: WHEN YOU LIVED-- YOU LIVED IN CHICAGO YOUR WHOLE

LIFE OR DID YOU START OFF YOUR COMEDY CAREER IN CHICAGO?

>> I LIVED IN CHICAGO MY WHOLE LIFE, GREW UP.

>> Stephen: WHAT DID DO YOU WHEN YOU WERE FIRST TRYING TO

MAKE IT IN THE CLUBS.

WHAT WERE YOU DOING TO PAY-- I LIKE TO HEAR WHAT PEOPLE DID TO

MAKE THE RENT?

>> I USED TO DO DOOR-TO-DOOR SALES.

>> Stephen: WHAT KINDS OF THINGS--

>> I USED TO SELL SPA SUBSCRIPTIONS AND WHIES SOX

TICKET S.

>> Stephen: SPA SUBSCRIPTIONS AND WHITE SOX TICKETS?

>> IT WAS A TERRIBLE COMPANY.

>> Stephen: I OPEN THE DOOR AND GIVE ME YOUR SELL ON THE

SPA-- "HI!" >> HERE'S WHAT THEY TAUGHT ME.

YOU WOULD HAVE A PAMPHLET YOU WOULD HAND TO PEOPLE.

>> Stephen: I OPEN THE DOOR.

>> SO THEY SAID A BIG PART OF GETTING THE SALE WAS GET INTO

SOMEBODY'S HAND.

THEY SAID IF YOU WANT TO PUT IT IN A WOMAN'S HANDS, PUT IT

TOWARDS HER BREASTS BECAUSE SHE'LL PROTECT HER BREASTS LIKE

THAT ( LAUGHTER ).

>> Stephen: WHAT ABOUT A GUY?

>> AND THEY SAID IF YOU WANT TO GET A GUY TO HOLD IT, PUT IT

TOWARDS HIS PENIS-- "WHAT ARE YOU SELLING?"

>> Stephen: GOOD TO KNOW, KIDS.

GOOD TO KNOW.

SO YOU HAVE A FALLBACK POSITION OUT THERE.

ANYWAY, CONGRATULATIONS ON MOVING BACK TO CHICAGO.

>> THANK YOU, MAN.

>> Stephen: I'M JEALOUS.

"BAYWATCH" OPENS TOMORROW, RIGHT.

>> TOMORROW.

>> Stephen: HANNIBAL BURESS, EVERYBODY.

For more infomation >> Hannibal Buress Enters Stephen's Splash Zone - Duration: 7:32.

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A Math Problem For Donald Trump - Duration: 2:59.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW"."

I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

( APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU VERY MUCH, VERY KIND.

WELL, PRESIDENT TRUMP IS STILL ON HIS SEMESTER ABROAD, GETTING

HIS EXTRA CREDITS.

AND HE MIGHT WANT TO STAY OVER THERE FOR A WHILE UNTIL FIREMEN

CAN PUT OUT HIS BUDGET PROPOSAL.

BECAUSE NOT ONLY DOES NOBODY LIKE IT, BUT IT TURNS OUT IT HAS

A HUGE MISTAKE IN IT.

NOT THE PART ABOUT CUTTING FUNDING FOR CANCER RESEARCH.

THAT'S ONE OF HIS PASSION PROJECTS.

IT TURNS OUT THAT THE ENTIRE BUDGET IS BASED ON A $2 TRILLION

MATH ERROR.

YES, THAT'S TRILLION, WITH A "T."

NOW, THERE'S A SIMPLE EXPLANATION FOR HOW THIS

HAPPENED: DONALD TRUMP IS AN IDIOT.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> Stephen: OR-- OR-.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OR HE'S LYING.

BECAUSE HIS BUDGET CLAIMS THERE WILL BE MAGICALLY $2 TRILLION OF

NEW TAX REVENUE FROM ECONOMIC GROWTH WHEN WE CUT RICH PEOPLE'S

TAXES.

IT'S CALLED TRICKLE DOWN, SOMETHING WE KNOW TRUMP LOVES.

( LAUGHTER ) AND THEN-- THEN-- IT-- RUMORED--

IT FACTORS IN THE SAME MADE-UP $2 TRILLION AGAIN AS A

WAY TO OFFSET THAT TAX CUT FOR THE WEALTHY.

THAT'S LIKE ROBBING PETER TO PAY PAUL, BUT YOU'RE PAYING PAUL

WITH A BLOCKBUSTER GIFT CERTIFICATE.

IT DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE.

( LAUGHTER ) THIS IS SUCH AN ACCOUNTING

BLUNDER THAT FORMER SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY LARRY SUMMERS

CALLED IT "A LOGICAL ERROR OF THE KIND THAT WOULD JUSTIFY

FAILING A STUDENT IN AN INTRODUCTORY ECONOMICS COURSE."

( LAUGHTER ) OR, OKAY-- OR--

OR GET YOU TENURE AT TRUMP UNIVERSITY.

( LAUGHTER ) BUT TRUMP'S BUDGET DIRECTOR,

MICK MULVANEY, DEFENDED THE MATH.

>> REGARDING THE DOUBLE COUNTING, HERE'S ONE OF THE

THINGS I THINK THAT A LOT OF FOLKS HAVE OVERLOOKED-- AND WE

DID IT ON PURPOSE BECAUSE IT'S SORT OF HARD TO COUNT THIS, AND

YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE TOO MANY ASSUMPTIONS.

>> Stephen: YEAH.

( LAUGHTER ) YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE

ASSUMPTIONS, BECAUSE WHEN YOU ASSUME, YOU MAKE AN "ASS" OUT OF

YOU, MICK MULVANEY.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

NOW, LET ME SEE IF I CAN HELP.

LET ME SEE IF I CAN HELP.

HERE'S A BASIC MATH LESSON FOR DONALD TRUMP.

IF A TRAIN LEAVES WASHINGTON, D.C., TRAVELING AT 40 MILES AN

HOUR, PLEASE GET ON IT.

( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

JUST GO.

JUST GO EAST, ACTUALLY.

JUST GO EAST.

For more infomation >> A Math Problem For Donald Trump - Duration: 2:59.

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Poloniex Review - Another SCAM? - Duration: 2:01.

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Mercedes-Benz B-Klasse 200 (Navi/PDC/Airco/Trekhaak) - Duration: 0:16.

For more infomation >> Mercedes-Benz B-Klasse 200 (Navi/PDC/Airco/Trekhaak) - Duration: 0:16.

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Mercedes-Benz B-Klasse 180 Ambition Sportpakket - Duration: 1:00.

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Mercedes-Benz B-Klasse AIRCO 170 - Duration: 1:01.

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Mercedes-Benz B-Klasse B 180 CDI Lease Edition Automaat - Duration: 0:54.

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American Dream - Duration: 41:14.

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Pháo đài mây 14.4 - Duration: 1:49.

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Mel B, Reza Farahan, Jana Kramer, Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins - Duration: 43:35.

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Nerf Review Glowstrike - Imperial Death Trooper Blaster - Duration: 4:06.

Greetings, bro!

We again return in a far away galaxy,

but this time, look at the weapons of the empire.

And look at the Blaster death trooper.

Inside, we are finding for a whole bunch of instructions,

three bullets, some thing and the blaster itself.

This thing must cling to the side, so at once we'll do it.

Its purpose is

zero,

and only the fans will be able to answer why this nonsense?

And anyway, what a bad habit constantly on the side of cling to the blaster of all the nonsense,

so that later it would be more difficult to add them to the rest of the blasters?

However, in general, it is worth noting that it looks good.

Yes, and red is much better than orange, at least it looks more aggressive.

The handle seems large, but it is flat,

and therefore suitable for any hand,

the descent has a slight tension, and a smooth stroke, which also many will like.

Slightly higher battery compartment.

You can stick here and different modules,

there is a small tactical rail on top and the ability to fasten the butt.

Everything else is purely cosmetic.

And you can not attach anything to the trunk, because there are three holes.

And the whole trunk itself is responsible for the lighting.

On top of the two LEDs, which are lit alternately at the time you press the trigger,

the sound comes from the speaker.

But if you plug a blaster, then the barrel will light up.

And it will burn so until the shot, charging the glow in the dark bullets.

The bolt is not very convenient, they left too little space,

and the rib made it too tangible,

so it's not very convenient to arm it, it lacks tenacity.

Although the tension is not hard.

In general, quite a good gun,

outwardly everything is done neatly and he himself is light,

but where is the more important question, how good is it in terms of shooting?

After shooting from it, you immediately understand why the stormtroopers are dying in batches,

the gun is weak, and that says it all.

Even jolt is more powerful, and that already says a lot.

And it's strange. It seems that there are enough places to strengthen the blaster,

why did not you use it?

We will not receive an answer to this question.

And we'll get only an easy, comfortable, but weak blaster,

which means that the gun is clearly not designed for battles,

but for fans.

Star Wars blasters rarely spoil us with precision and power,

and this time too they will not please us.

Although what prevented them from using all the possibilities of this large building,

it is not clear.

It is clear only one thing,

It is clear only one thing,

and badass nerfers

will need something more powerful.

Well, with you was Angry Nerfer

Good Luck

Bro!

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Hakkı Bluoyd - Sound of the Blue Monkey Teastop - Duration: 4:13.

Once upon a time lived a blue monkey.

Running a teastop, everyday, in a routine

distributed tea, orange tea, coffee, Turkish coffee and Prozac.

No one wondered why a monkey existed in a teastop

or why he was in blue colour

because he was there long ago, people got used to it.

Besides folks in the teastop were unreflecting, that's why.

Looked different with his reddish hair, Turgut

sat on the teastop and examined his surroundings like always.

No customer from yesterday was there,

but the monkey recognized everyone from that day.

Though Turgut went there everyday, he surprised that

no same people existed among the customers.

The monkey placed

tea, orange tea, coffee, Turkish coffee and Prozac in the front of Turgut.

Turgut splat Prozac's capsule in two from the middle,

placing all the powder into the Turkish coffee, down the hatch!

Yet including Turkish coffee, everything on the table was ice cold.

No one wondered why the monkey brought ice cold things,

because it was cold for a long time, people got used to it.

Besides folks in the teastop were unreflecting, that's why.

Next day Turgut went there again.

No one was the same.

Monkey recognized everyone.

Except Turgut.

"I see you for the first time." said the monkey.

Monkeys can't talk but don't stick around this issue.

"I-I came yesterday." Turgut talked deliriously.

The monkey answered. "No, you are coming for the first time. Long time passed have seen no one new."

Monkey was long gone when he left tea, orange tea, coffee, Turkish coffee and Prozac on the table.

Turgut splat the capsule of Prozac from the middle and put

the powder into the Turkish coffee, tried to drink it in one sip.

But something was different.

It was hot, boiling hot.

He stumbled and screamed,

all other customers gazed into him.

Everyone wondered why he was yelled.

Besides folks in the teastop were telltales, that's why.

The monkey never liked disturbing his routine.

From his case got his butcher knife and

bayonet out, threw to the corner.

Dismantled the rims from the case,

he got a computer case,

threw to the ground and wrecked and from the inside

he took a ray gun and shot Turgut with it.

Turgut died just over there.

Once upon a time lived a blue monkey.

Running a teastop, everyday, in a routine

distributed tea, orange tea, coffee, Turkish coffee and Prozac.

A new customer named Salih came inside

and he couldn't understand why he can't recognize

anyone. Red haired guy especially

got his attention and he sat somewhere.

Monkey put

tea, orange tea, coffee, Turkish coffee and Prozac in front of him.

"Bro, I drink coffee without Prozac. I don't use Prozac." said bespeaking the monkey.

Finding it strange the monkey took the Prozac from the man.

Monkey didn't knew that he was being not a metropolian resident.

And this is the end of the story.

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Fruits Vegetables Colors Cartoon | Episode 2 - Duration: 11:23.

The letter N

A green mint

red pomegranate

Nectarine

Noni Fruit

One letter

Eucalyptus fruit

The letter P

Red beet

Potato

purple Eggplant

green chard

orange orange

R

Fennel

green Rocket

letter S

Garlic

Onion

letter <Ş

Peach

the letter T

Cinnamon brown

Green Onion

pink Radishes

letter Ü

purple Grape

letter V

Bordeaux Cherry

letter Y

Blueberries

yellow Loquat

Sweet potato

Yellow Peanut

Letter Z

Ginger

Green olive

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Seat Arosa 1.4 Sport 112.000km APK t/m 5-2018 - Duration: 0:58.

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Fiat Punto Evo 1.3 M-Jet Dynamic - Duration: 1:00.

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Fiat Punto Evo 1.3 M-JET 5 Deurs Cruise, PDC, Airco - Duration: 1:00.

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Ford Ka 1.3i T/m Zondag 10% EXTRA! Zondag OPEN! - Duration: 0:58.

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Talkin' About the Movie with Yehya – Baywatch - Duration: 2:43.

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How to Teach Children with Autism to Indicate When They are in Pain - Duration: 4:11.

Hi I'm Dr. Mary Barbara, autism mom

behavior analyst, and registered nurse. My

video blog last week was on ruling out

medical issues before treating problem

behaviors in children with autism. So if

you haven't watched that yet, please go

back to marybarbera.com/video

to watch last week's blog first. So this

week, I'm going to answer the question I

get often that goes something like "how

do you teach children with autism and

severe severe language impairments to

indicate that they're in pain and tell

you where the pain is coming from?" When

Lucas was five years old he had

surgery to remove his tonsils. My

friend who was a pediatric nurse warned

me that about five days after surgery it

was common after tonsillectomies for the

scabs in the back of the child's throat

to fall off and it might be really

painful so I shouldn't be too alarmed if

Lucas woke up screaming around night

five. So just as my friend predicted on

night five, Lucas woke up in the middle

of the night screaming in pain and for

the first time ever labeled his pain by

yelling out "Arthur's tooth." You see,

one of Lucas's favorite videos at the

time was a video called "Arthur's Tooth"

where Arthur, the character on the TV, had

his tooth pulled and he screamed in pain

obviously coming from his mouth. So this

was kind of funny and then for over a

year or two later if Lucas skinned his

knee or banged his elbow, he would yell

"Arthur's tooth" as he rubbed the painful

body part. When I became a BCBA a few

years after Lucas started describing all

pain as "Arthur's tooth," I was curious as

to how to best teach children to talk

about pain. I remember asking a similar

question to Laurie Frost, an SLP and a

co-creator of the PECS system many years

ago. Laurie's response

was to make sure you label, and

preferably have your child label, when he

has something visible that is obviously

hurting him. In other words, when your

child has a skinned knee or when he gets

a bee sting make a big deal out of

labeling the pain for him by either

saying "boo boo" or "ouch" or labeling the

body part "arm, arm, arm, hurt," whatever the

child can understand and hopefully

repeat. Even if your child or client is

speaking, he or she might need additional

visual support to learn this important

and often abstract concept. To teach

labeling of pain, I would recommend you

try to put a real band-aid on a large

picture of a boy on his various body

parts and have your child fill in the

blank, "booboo on the boy's knee" or "the

boy's head hurts." You could also use the

same idea to teach this concept with

a speech generating device and/or with

sign language. I have found that

receptively touching and expressively

labeling body parts are usually

prerequisite skills for labeling pain so

I would also recommend working on things

like Mr. Potato Head and other body part

programs when your child is not in pain.

I believe the ability to label pain is

an important skill which can and should

be taught. To watch a free video on how

to use Mr. Potato Head to teach your

children body parts, click the link right

below if you're watching this video

anywhere other than marybarbera.com,

please hop on over to my website leave

me a comment and check out the other

blogs there and I'll see you next week.

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