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A stay in the Philippines should have
been another week in paradise.
Manila is home to the world's most beautiful envelopes.
If only the Gregory's could have known they were about to be led
into a web of crime and intrigue.
And to think it all began when they hitched a ride on
a Jeepney,
a vain attempt to find one of the famed Filipino beaches.
>> Whoa.
>> Hey, how are you guys?
I'm Bogart the Explorer Extraordinaire.
>> To the Gregorys,
Bogart was simply leading them on a carefree sightseeing tour.
How naive they were.
>> Is it your first time in the Philippines?
>> It is, as a matter of fact.
>> Yes, yes.
>> Well, we've just been wandering around the streets.
We were
[LAUGH] hoping you could show us where
to go.
>> Hey, no worries.
Prepare to get your minds blown as we go and
explore the Philippines >> Okay!
>> Let's do it! >> All right, let's go!
Right, let's move backwards.
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First stop, the Philippine Jeepney, a primary source of
transportation for most Filipinos in the country.
They're born from the American Jeep that you guys left back in
World War II.
There's certain etiquettes that you have consider when riding
a Jeepney.
For guys though, you can't be spreading your legs and stuff
because that's going to mean you're taking too much space.
>> We call that man spreading.
>> There you go.
There you go.
>> Big no-no.
>> Exactly, because you're taking up space, right?
>> And you're also giving someone an unpleasant view.
>> That is true.
>> No one wants to see that.
>> That is true. >> Or maybe some people do want
to see that.
>> That is true, too.
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All right, this way, you guys.
I have something to show you.
This bloke right here's called Lapu-Lapu, right?
And he's one of the greatest warriors in the Philippines.
He successfully fought off foreign invaders trying to take
over our lands.
This guy killed Magellan.
>> Unfortunately, the Gregorys didn't take the hint that of all
things they should be trying to find a bodyguard.
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>> We're trying to find interesting musicians to
collaborate with all over the world.
What kind of music do you guys have here in the Philippines?
>> We've got everything.
We've got metal, we've got pop, we've got hip hop.
We've got jukebox queens, we've got country, folk, soul.
We even got reggae.
>> Really?
>> Yeah, over there.
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>> Reggae?
>> To the rest of the world, he is simply Jeck Pilpil.
And with his band, Peacepipe,
he spreads his musical message of positivity and inhalation.
>> Hey, I got a couple questions about the Philippines.
>> What?
>> Who's more famous in the Philippines, Michael Jackson,
or Manny Pacquiao?
>> Pacquiao, of course.
>> Barack Obama, or Manny Pacquiao?
>> Pacquiao.
>> Lapu-Lapu, or Manny Pacquiao?
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>> Right, this way you guys.
About to show you something really cool.
It's called Arnis.
The Philippine martial arts, very popular, and very effective
and very easy to learn because you're using a couple of sticks.
Now a lot of you use wood for fun,
but here we use wood as a gun.
And here is the man who will teach you your techniques.
The Grand Master of Arnis, Master Vick Sanchez.
And his assistant, Chappy Sanchez.
>> Hi, Chappy.
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>> Well, I think I'm appropriately terrified.
>> One, to the head.
Two, to the head.
Three, to the arm.
Four, to the arm.
Five, to stomach.
>> If this is the way we have to go out I think it's a great way.
>> One. [NOISE]
Two.
[NOISE] Three.
[NOISE] Four.
[NOISE] Six, five.
>> There are ten strikes.
This is number ten?
>> Yeah.
>> Did you guys ever think about adding number 11?
>> [LAUGH]
>> [FOREIGN]
Temple.
You will do it better
[LAUGH].
You'll do it better.
>> But why would Jeck and his spy, Bogart,
invite the Gregorys to train in the martial arts?
Perhaps to discern their skill level or lack there of.
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>> It's all that food and music in this country, definitely.
>> Best way to know the other country's culture is cooking.
This one is from a chicken intestine.
This one is from pork intestine.
>> It tastes great,
although I wish that you just told me it was regular pork.
>> It's like 50 tiny hot dogs.
>> [LAUGH]
>> You just told us it was the tips of piglets' noses.
>> With hot dogs you have no idea what it is.
At least you know what this is.
>> So you like it?
>> Yeah, one of the greatest cuisines of my life.
>> [LAUGH]
>> After nibbling on some pig sphincters,
Jeff invited them for a drink at his private bar.
Yet somehow the Gregorys were unphased when
they found the bar was nothing more than a meat freezer.
>> In their defense, a free drink is a free drink.
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>> Woo.
>> Have you ever considered becoming a super villain?
>> No one will suspect it
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>> The Gregorys rejoined Bogart for some seemingly harmless
sightseeing, but he delivers the American saps to Jeck's
surprisingly well-appointed home recording studio.
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>> Hi, how are you guys doing?
>> Hey.
>> When you think about the spirit of reggae, Jeck,
what are like the main things you think of?
>> Reggae music, peace, love, unity.
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Oneness, togetherness.
>> Yeah, unity is good.
>> Chilling out, having a good time.
>> [CROSSTALK]
relax.
>> Well, you have to be very relaxed to be thinking
about unity and consciousness.
>> Two, three, four.
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>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Take it on the road.
>> Exuberant from what seems to be a triumph of
a recording session,
the Gregorys insist on being taken to the nearest sea shore.
>> Hi guys, we're here at Manila Bay.
Now, it used to be famous for Manila Bay sunsets.
The problem is, there's a lot of storms, basically, right?
The trash gets compiled and washes ashore.
And people don't necessarily throw rubbish from here,
out there.
It comes from all over the place, and
it ruins our perfectly,
perfectly awesome tourist destination.
>> Do you still see tourists down here anymore or not at all?
>> Those who are unaware of what it has become.
>> To be honest, I'm picking up a little bit of poopy flavor.
I love it.
There's a guy over my right shoulder selling massages.
Okay, let's go get a massage.
You doing massages still?
>> Yes, sir.
[NOISE]
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>> It's okay?
>> Yeah, it's very relaxing.
It's a great massage, I can smell the poopoo, it's perfect.
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>> He's unlocking all my secrets.
As Albert works his magic, Evan falls into a trance-like state,
recovering an unsettling memory.
>> Have you ever considered becoming a supervillain?
>> No one will suspect it.
A reggae artist living in an ice bar.
>> Reggae.
>> A lot of you use wood for fun.
Here we use wood for guns.
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>> Hey, I'm looking forward to your gig on Saturday.
>> Hm, I think you guys will be dead by that time.
>> With the recovered memory of Jeck's plan to kill them, Evan
rushes to get a photo with this truly gifted massage artist.
And then on to find Andrew for
a dramatic confrontation with Jeck Pilpil.
>> You were pretty good at the Arnis check,
when's the last time you did it?
>> I remember, I think it's way back high school, PE class.
>> Yeah, your PE teacher taught you well.
Evan and I were talking about it.
You have the Ice Bar.
You have a bright future as an R&B superstar.
We're realizing that you really could be a super villan.
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You've got the perfect cover.
>> Yeah. >> The perfect cover for
being a super villan is to be a reggae musician.
>> [LAUGH]
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>> The Gregorys realized the only way they stand a chance is
to unmask Jeck to the world by twisting the words to
his own song.
>> Jeck might need a villain name.
>> Jeck Pilpil is already pretty close.
>> Dr Jeck Hill.
>> His reggae side, and the other side that's not so chill.
>> Mr. High.
>> Mr. High
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High.
>> I'm afraid to wear my microphone in the bathroom
because if Jeck is spying on the frequency he'll hear me pee.
>> He's dangerous, this is the guy they suspect of robbing
the crown jewels of Ukraine.
>> Although terrified by what the Manila dawn may bring,
they are no match for reggae's relentless relaxing power.
And they slowly give in to what maybe their final slumber.
Nah Nah Nee Noooooooo
when you meet this guy that's so good at chillin'
you would never guess that he's a supervillain
they'll never uncover his schemes and his plans
he's got an alibi he's in a reggae band
we are the people in the spirit of music
in The Philippine islands, yeah
staying cool while the temperature's rising
in The Philippine Island yeah
we will walk in the path of the righteousness
jiving in the tune of an island vibe
people are smiling, people are dancing
walk the talk, be kind to one another
one time he was hacking into the mainframe
to change the flight pattern of a cargo plane, like you do
the good guys came to defuse the bomb
but they walked right by, 'cause he was singing this song
we are the people in the spirit of music
in The Philippine Island, yeah
staying cool while the temperature's rising
in The Philippine islands, yeah
When you hear my music, you'll think I'm a chill guy
You'll never suspect I robbed that bank in Shanghai
I never snatch the hero's girl, he would pursue me
that's how villains die at the end of those movies
we are the people in the spirit of music
in The Philippine islands, yeah
staying cool while the temperature's rising
in The Philippine islands, yeah
we are the people in the spirit of music
in The Philippine islands, yeah
staying cool while the temperature's rising
in The Philippine
islands