Celebrate!
Let's celebrate Tsuchida Teruyuki's 46th birthday
For Tsuchida's 46th birthday
the members will throw a birthday party using ideas they've thought of
What kind of celebrations will we see in the 2nd half?
Now then please announce the next celebration
Let's celebrate with song and dance!
And for this one as well
its become their job
to make sure we celebrate this right
Now then we have the members already waiting in standby
let's bring them on out
dozo
Tsuchida-san
Looking back....1980s fashion was so stupid~
And with that these members will perform....Tsuchida-san
so you understand what they're doing? You are laughing
Obviously Sailors right
They'll probably do this one
[ As you'd expect from the Onyanko fan ]
So who came up with this idea?
yes..its mine
Saito....why then?
Since I heard that Tsuchida-san loved Onyanko Club
perhaps if the members performed one of their songs he'd remember them and it would make him happy
so we'll try it
He's already pleased!
[ Can't stop laughing just thinking about it ]
And the song?
which song
[ Sailor Fuku wo Nugasanaide ]
[ Excitement level UP ]
We've prepared something else that will make Tsuchida-san happy
[ Happy Tsuchida? ]
ah!
show us! show us!
Kudo Shizuka!
[ Tsuchida's oshimen ]
Did you use to wear one of those?
Yes, I actually own one
Were you part of their hardcore Shineitai fans?
Yes, I was part of the Shineitai
Is that so
What is this? Is this the headband?
Looks good on you!
looks good
Nothing here could possibly look good!
There's nothing that looks good
Looks good on him doesn't it
And if it did look good....that's not something to be proud about
Look at all this
everything's all set to go right
Wait...are we really celebrating my birthday with this?
[ Being mocked? ]
Just for Tsuchida they'll perform Onyanko Club
will they captivate Tsuchida with their performance?
Onyanko Club
This is [ Sailor Fuku wo Nugasanaide ]
dozo
[ Sailor Fuku wo Nugasanaide ]
If Tsuchida-san would please *O@#~ along with us~
[ Didn't hear that part ]
[ Tsuchida: Perfect copy ]
mitaina~
[ Lifeline ]
Its still playing
yah...arigatou gozaimasu
dozo Tsuchida-san
How was it Tsuchida-san?
That was really good
Especially the way they had their eyes locked on the cue cards for the lyrics
[ Not a song they grew up with ]
My generation can sing the whole thing with no problem
How was it performing that?
So incredibly nervous
Trembling
[ Randomly nervous ]
Several times more nerveracking than one of those TV music shows we've done
[ You've performed at Kohaku ]
Everyone agrees with the trembling except Suzumoto's who's been like...
[ Unaffected ]
Like why are you trembling from that
This is so easy
[ Coming up...more all out performances ]
Please announce the next celebration
hai
Let's celebrate with art!
So who's doing this one?
hai
ah Sato..Uemura..Nagasawa-kun
In order to celebrate Tsuchida-san's birthday
the 3 of us will try doing some sand art
sand art?
the sand ones?
sand
with storytelling?
eh? Is today a hidden talents competition?
[ Using his birthday as an excuse to show off? ]
For the challenge these 3 are taking
first they'll go and receive guidance from a pro sensei
First they'll discuss the picture
Kind of a lighthearted image
I'd like to make something from this picture somehow
This time Nagasawa-sensei was put in charge of the story
This is a comical story then
How much can we make this look like Tsuchida-san
I believe that part will have a high level of difficulty
Based on the story content
the 3 of them will get right to practicing
Sand art uses sand
its an art form that uses your hands for everything
First they'll see how its done
That is incredibly well done
[ Has the natural talent ]
yes...well done
So the problem area
would be Uemura right?
Difficult isn't it
Nagasawa and Sato who's actually done this before...have the hang of it
But Uemura seems to be struggling
To make it a success it'll just require constant practice however
its not just about drawing a good picture
hai ok
How long did that take?
10 minutes 40 seconds
10 minutes...we need to speed that up so its done in 5-6 minutes
Are they going to make us watch the long version?
Sand art
in order to turn it into a live performance
the speed is very important
the story must be told quickly without any delays
Will these 3 make the sand art a success?
Now then lets get to the performance
This is Sato....Uemura...and Nagasawa's
sand art
dozo
ah...looks like a profile
sugoi
ah...soccer ball
Is that?
Are you appling eye shadow?
Like when I'm in makeup
sugoi
Suddenly
it appeared right in front of Tsuchida-san
one single soccer ball
sugoi
ah...I see
catch
The ball stayed in Tsuchida-san's hands
and then
Tsuchida-san all gone
[ Sudden burst of giggling ]
Another soccer ball
after the catch?
oh 2 handed catch
Suddenly
the ball split in half
and out from it came
what is it?
what's this?
Its from the 3 of us
our individual memories of Tsuchida-san
what is that
That's a vacuum right
tuna?
memories
Coming to our live shows....the tuna....the vacuum cleaner
as always...Tsuchida-san
arigatou
That's Tsuchida-san at a live show
What's this?
And then
ah its a ball
if you thought we were going back to a soccer ball
what's this?
Who's this then?
Amazingly enough! The ball has become Sawabe-san
Erased so fast....
oh
What's this?
And that Sawabe-san...once he faces down
once I face down?
On my head?
Tsuchida-san....Happy Birthday
From now on as well
yoroshiku onegaishimasu
sugoi arigatou gozaimasu
sugoi
sugoi~
That was an excellent piece of artwork
With a real story and everything
Amazing look on the world though
Was that last part on Sawabe-san's head?
Yes...when he looks down its on the top of his head
Sawabe-san?
This piece of artwork goes out of control at the end...
[ Naako World on full display ]
How was it Tsuchida-san?
Such amazing results from all that practice
It was incredible...I'm a little choked up
[ Worth all the hard work ]
The story got to you...that's great
How was it doing that Sato?
I was nervous...more nervous than for a live show
And then who was doing all that giggling?
[ Random fit of giggling ]
What was up with that mood?
huh?
Stop your giggling!
[ The easy going trio ]
And now for the last one
please announce the final celebration
Lets celebrate with some comments from some celebrities
There you have it
So who's doing this one?
hai
hai....eh Yone-san....Risa
We got birthday comments from some celebrities Tsuchida-san is good friends with
I can't think of any celebrities that I'm friends with
[ We're done here? ]
You found some once you looked right?
Maybe like Shinjuku Cowboy's Kanekiyo
or Futo from Matsubara Futo
People from the Ota Pro talent agency
some of their young talent maybe
Those aren't celebrities!
Where these 2 are heading to receive comments
is to a recording studio within the city
Who exactly are they meeting?
otsukaresama desu
otsukaresama desu
Looking for Saka?
These 2 will get a comment from
a close friend of Tsuchida from way back...Kosaka Daimaou
Its Tsuchida-san's birthday
Tsuchida-san
hai
Doing this for Tsuchida-san?
That's right
Since we all want to celebrate together
if you could please give a birthday comment
congratulatory comment?
comment
comment then...I am grateful to him
so Tsucchi, you know how he is
my birthday was on July 17th
the moment it turned July 17th I got a LINE message from him
The first person to congratulate me was Tsucchi
[ Embarrassing disclosure ]
That guy is tsundere
He acts uninterested right
that's his tsun side
but at his core he loves you
The tsu in Tsucchi is for tsundere
Hurry up and give out the birthday comment!
As for Kosaka Daimaou
these 2 actually have a certain request for him
just give a comment then
While you give out the comment if you could...
while I comment?
if you would make a happy birthday song
song?
if you could make a birthday song for us
well
you mean a Tsucchi birthday song?
hai
hai
hai....hai
How much money in the budget?
[ He is a worldwide producer ]
If I were to receive money
I'd do it all for 4000 yen though
[ Out of the kindness of his heart ]
But there's still that
this is taking too long
since its Tsucchi we're talking about
I think I understand
Do you have time to hang around and record?
hai...sounds ok
You sure?
Right away
they discuss the song
how would you describe Tsucchi normally then
tsun...tsundere...tsundere
tsundere then if you could
after this guitar sound...say it gently
tsundere
Tsucchi
Tsucchi
Tsucchi
Kosaka is taking his time
Tsucchi
Done!
After that
recording of a couple of words
he collected voice samples from both of them
make this one sound similar
that will be important too...got it
Tsucchi
don't you cry!
Exactly what kind of birthday song did he create?
coming up it'll get played in studio
And there you have it
So you are friends with Kosaka-san?
Maybe since we were teenagers?
[ Friends for over 25 years ]
Since about 19...we'd go to live shows
Just 1 year age difference
And we both have big bodies with scary faces
You have that in common
Its something we share
Tsuchida-san with those tsundere LINE messages
I do that for all the people with birthdays I know
[ Doesn't fit that image ]
That's not something most men will do is it?
Did you think I was a man?
I'm all woman
[ The result of having all that beauty sealed inside? ]
Complete change in biology
This time Risa and Yonetani
will have Kobayashi and Moriya join in making it 4
Keyakizaka with the man that created Pikotaro....Kosaka
in a dream collaboration
Now then here is Tsuchida-san's birthday song
onegaishimasu
Ummm...happy happy.....happy happy
happy happy....happy happy
happy happy....happy happy
happy happy....happy happy
happy happy....happy ha
Tsucchi~
happy happy....happy ha
Tsucchi~
happy happy....happy ha
Tsucchi~
happy happy....ha
present for you~
present for you~
omedetou~!!
[ VOCABULA comedians have joined in! ]
Are you serious?
sugee
omedetou!
[ The surprise is a success! ]
Don't touch me!
I said "Don't Touch Me!"
Some wonderful members
You probably don't know who they are but
these are all my senpais
[ Huge veterans ]
total senpais
X-GUN-san
And then BOOMER-san
Who is that?!
Even though I'm about to go fight in KNOCK OUT
I am Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira
That is actually Dangerous Nocchi-san
[ Nocchi ]
This is amazing...and also Kosaka Daimaou
And actually today Kosaka
is in studio
dozo
That might be the most I've laughed in the past 3 years
[ Did everything he wanted ]
Seriously
that blank look on their faces when these guys appeared was awesome
[ Stunned by the arrival of a group of old people ]
You don't know who these people are right?
My first chance to see Keyakizaka in person and I'm wearing this
[ They wouldn't know you even if you dressed normal.... ]
They've all got different outfits
I made them wear the outfits I thought were the most funny
[ Full on Kosaka production ]
Nishio-san is a grandma character
And Sagane-san is a big Nagabuchi Tsuyoshi fan
Kii-san is in his usual BOOMER gear
Ise-san is doing some kind of alien gag or something
[ The go to outfit? ]
[ Causes a bunch of screaming ]
They're all grossed out
How did those 4 do?
Yone-chan was up front
Yone-san hai
I watched her wait in standby position
that entire time
SIGH~
[ Non-stop SIGH~ ]
Well Yone-san studies a lot
she goes to college
the girl is not accustomed to doing stuff like this
Yone-san up front with Kobayashi and Moriya popping out
and Risa
she had her back to us and was facing the members...that moment she was like
SIGH~
[ The trauma is inevitable? ]
Since we have all these veteran comedians here
they'll show us their gags
I'll do my WEEN-WEEN
[ WEEN-WEEN? ]
Now then Nocchi-san's WEEN-WEEN
onegaishimasu dozo
[ actually got a positive reaction ]
So that's WEEN-WEEN
WEEN-WEEN looks simple
Sugai could you WEEN-WEEN for us?
Sugai actually does this kind of stuff
Would you say "I'll WEEN-WEEN" for us?
I'll WEEN-WEEN
[ The idol version WEEN-WEEN ]
I'm sure the fans will enjoy that
Let's see the authentic WEEN-WEEN again
[ The authentic version has that crispness ]
Nocchi-san...that's enough
Nocchi....how old are you?
I'm 53 years old!
[ As old as their fathers ]
Anyone else?
Well we have Ise-san
The Ise-dance
yoroshiku onegaishimasu
Ise-dance
Anymore would leave a bad influence on the members so...
Please take a look at this cue card
"Its about time for you to leave"....you don't treat people like this!
[ Before you do serious damage ]
If you'd say your goodbyes please
Please leave now.
[ Even requested by Rika ]
domo arigatou gozaimashita
Now then if captain Sugai
if you'd say a few words
onegai itashimasu
WIll she be ok?
MAH!
[ What shall we do ]
Tsuchida-san...regarding your 46th
omedetou gozaimasu
eh Keyakizaka46
we'll give it our best working with Tsuchida-san
in the future your support...no not support
yoroshiku onegaishimasu
no not support
very Sugai like
Sugai style
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