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Youtube daily report Dec 31 2016

Opening our list of Upcoming Nintendo Switch Games is Just Dance 2017

Ubisoft�s fat-burning and fun-pumping dancing game gets to groove its way on the Nintendo

Switch! This time, everyone can finally get to break a sweat when playing a videogame.

Aside from its long list of songs, we will be seeing the return of Dance Quests and a

better scoring system for dancing accuracy. Popular songs from Maroon 5, Justin Bieber,

Fifth Harmony and more will get to shine in this game while additional songs will be available

as soon as the game hits the market.

It�s still the same Just Dance game we know and it�s set to release sometime in 2017

on the Nintendo Switch.

Ninth in the list is Sacred Hero

Indie games are poised to take on a bigger role in building the Nintendo Switch library�

and, apparently, Nintendo seems to love the idea. Sacred Hero is a game that is still

on the earliest stages of development. It was meant to be a 2D game but the developers

have amped it up a bit and made it into 3D.

No details have been revealed as of yet but what we do know is that according to the creators,

�it is an adventure game that twists the convention of the RPG genre.� Whatever twists

they come out of it will be very interesting to watch.

The only trailer we get is a one minute preview of the game�s shift from the 3D animation.

We�ll hear more about this game in 2017 as it sets to release this 2018.

In number 8 is Dragon Quest XI

There will be two Dragon Quest games breathing fire on the Nintendo Switch. X will be a huge

MMO game while this one, XI, will remain true to the series in terms of story, RPG elements

and characters.

It was originally a 3DS game. It will be ported to the Switch upon the release of Nintendo�s

new console. What we do know so far is that it features a huge open world to discover,

like the majority of Dragon Quest games. It�s new and enhanced third-person perspective

with graphics worthy of the modern platforms.

Square Enix has slated for a 2017 release date and we�re looking forward to hearing

more of it in the coming months.

In seventh place is LEGO: City Undercover

This game was released 3 years ago on the last-generation consoles. This time, the modern

machines can get to taste it next year. Apart from its usual games that borrows licensing

from various franchises, City Undercover is its own story based on their toys.

Players will get to control a cop as he roams around its sandbox world filled with destructible

LEGO and the signature LEGO humor. He can disguise and do anything in his power to stop

the rampant growth of crime in the city.

According to the developers, it�s a game that borrows inspiration from Grand Theft

Auto, however the roles will be reversed as you stop crime instead of causing one. It�s

set to release sometime in 2017 on the Nintendo Switch and also on the Xbox One and PS4!

In number 6 is Monster Boy And The Cursed Kingdom

This spiritual successor of the classic Monster World or better yet the �Wonder Boy� franchise

returns with all its traditional fun platforming experience.

Take control of Jin as he embarks on an adventure to stop his evil and crazy uncle from creating

more chaos in the world. Similar to Wonder Boy III, The game grants you the ability to

let your player transform into six different animals� to solve puzzles and combat enemies.

While no further details have been revealed as of yet, we�re gonna be expecting that

this game will reinvigorate our nostalgic senses to the original SEGA game. It�s set

to release sometime in 2017 on the Nintendo Switch!

Ranked fifth is Project Sonic 2017

From the creators that brought us Sonic Generations and Colors comes a whole new game that might

go faster than the speed of light, or fall into the depths of Professor Eggman�s plans.

The world has been engulfed in mayhem and it�s already in its post-apocalyptic state.

Sonic needs help more than ever.

Project Sonic 2017 is the latest installment of the Sonic Team that adds layers and layers

of good fun, and hopefully we don�t get to see 2D levels on 3D worlds. There are little

details revealed as of now� but we do know that you�re gonna be busy asking help from

various generations of Sonic characters. One more thing� let�s hope it doesn�t follow

the trail of Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric!

It�s set to release sometime in 2017 on the Nintendo Switch.

In fourth place is Yooka-Laylee

From the creative talent of Banjo-Kazooie and Donkey Kong Country gives you a duo of

unlikely chemistry. Follow Yooka, the green reptilian with his friend Laylee, the adorable

purple bat as they engage in a quest of platforming wonder.

It was first announced to release on the Wii U. For some reasons, the developer decided

to cancel the Wii U version� and instead push for release on the Nintendo Switch.

The creators of the game are promising a colorful and fun adventure for fans of the platforming

genre. Solve puzzles, gain cool abilities and collect secrets because that�s the core

features of a good platformer, right?

This game received part of its funding through Kickstarter. Surprisingly, a lot of fans decided

to pour their support into it. Thus making the game possible to hit the stores sometime

in 2017.

In number 3 is Stardew Valley

Ahhhh, the sweet escape of the hustle and bustle of urban life takes us to this delightful

game. Developed by one guy, this life simulator borrows inspirations from classic farm games

like Harvest Moon to give you the most fun experience of living your own life and building

your own sanctuary.

Stardew Valley coming to the Switch is a great idea. Moving the screen from the big to the

small can create moments of relaxation for the players who just want to chill and find

their perfect bachelor or bachelorette to marry. It�s a very engaging adventure and

the game�s focus on building, crafting, fighting and socializing is memorable.

It�s set to release sometime in 2017. Hopefully along with the game�s long-awaited multiplayer

patch.

Second is Seasons Of Heaven

The indies have taken a lot of entries in the Switch�s long list of upcoming games.

And we�ll definitely see a lot more titles as Nintendo publishes more details about the

platform in the coming months.

Season of Heaven is a game directly from a book with the same name. It follows a young

boy and his dog in a magical adventure. They�ll encounter weird statues, creepy ghosts and

even a huge monster-like spider.

The trailer, which the dev said is a PC footage, doesn�t show much in terms of story or gameplay.

But it gives us an idea of the overall feel of the game. And it�s a Switch exclusive.

We don�t know the exact release date� let�s hope it�s a year-one title.

And here are the runners up before we reveal the number 1.

Splatoon Switch. Whether it�s a port or a sequel to the adorable shooter, we don�t

know yet. What we do know is that it�s going to be one helluva shooter. It may even increase

the visibility of Splatoon on the e-Sports scene.

Mario Kart Switch. The console reveal showcased Mario Kart 8, or an updated version of it.

As with other games in this list, details are scarce. But it looks like a better Battle

Mode will be included and that�s good enough for us!

Dragon Quest X. It might just happen. This Japan exclusive MMORPG title may finally be

made available to Western players since its release in 2012. No official date has been

announced but it sure is coming to the Nintendo Switch� soon.

Cube Life: Island Survival HD. This is a port of block-building, survival game released

on the Wii U in 2015. Again, there�s no official release date yet.

Constructor HD. Harking back to the old days of PC gaming, this classic RTS gets a new

life on the Nintendo Switch -- as well as with other platforms. Better graphics, re-balanced

gameplay, new maps and modes. No release date yet.

Of course, there�s no denying that The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is the most anticipated

Nintendo Switch game of 2017 - 2018.

Open world, deep RPG mechanics and a fun survival crafting system makes this the most promising

Zelda in recent years. It�s obvious that this game is gonna shape Nintendo Switch once

it hits the market.

The story takes place in the future. Link wakes up in a world of loneliness. Kingdoms

have fallen and weird mechanical robots rule the green valleys. The world is in peril and

he has to do whatever he can to find out what really happened during his sleep.

This game is taking Zelda to its most ambitious degree. Nintendo even mentioned that you can

finish the game without beating the main story. Now.. that�s interesting.

We�ll see this game sometime in 2017 and hopefully it gets a release window because

we can�t contain ourselves for long. Knowing Nintendo, this game is gonna be good!

How about you guys? What Nintendo Switch games are you looking forward to? Leave a comment

below and let�s talk about it.

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How To Change Timelines RIGHT NOW Through The Ripple Effect - Duration: 10:10.

How To Change Timelines RIGHT NOW Through The Ripple Effect.

By Gregg Prescott.

If you could go back in time, any choices you make outside of what already occurred

in the past would have a ripple effect on future events.

What if you didn�t realize you were already time traveling?

What if your dreams played as important of a role as your waking life?

Is this why the main stream media is constantly throwing negative events at us in order to

reinforce their timeline of subservience, control, and conformity, while knowing the

importance of how this timeline is being played out?

What can we do about this?

The ripple effect is the successive changing of future timelines after changing present

events.

Events from the future are transformed to become consistent with the alteration of the

timeline and are changed as a result of the ripple effect.

Did you ever have a dream where you saw the future and down the road, that dream became

reality?

How is this possible?

Time is linear and is only relevant to this planet.

For example, a 24 hour day on Earth is not the same as a full day on Mars, which is approximately

28 hours long.

Every probability for the future exists right now.

Only the past and present are fixed in linear time.

When we dream about future events, we are basically creating the possibility for that

event to occur.

When it occurs, we tend to write it off as coincidence, not fully knowing how powerful

our thoughts truly are.

Changing Timelines Through The Law Of Attraction

The Law of Attraction works in a similar way.

The Law of Attraction will bring you whatever is predominantly on your mind.

What if you were able to change future events right now by simply thinking positive thoughts

and affirmations?

Even the simplest things make a difference, such as letting a car into heavy traffic or

opening the door for someone.

When I�m at the beach, I always try to take a �Walk of Gratitude,� where I thank the

Creator, Universe, my spirit guides and guardian angels, friends and family on both sides of

the veil, our galactic neighbors and friends, Mother Earth and my higher self.

I express love and gratitude to all and add that I will continue to listen and be guided

with an open mind, ears, and heart.

I also ask for protection and safety in all areas of life.

I never ask for anything materialistic because materialism is what divides us as people.

While walking to my particular spot where I express my gratitude, I envision a �bubble

of love� that encompasses everything and everyone around me.

Sometimes, I�ll smile and say, �Good Morning� to people who I make eye contact with, but

inside, I�m saying, �I love you.�

I also try to incorporate a mantra where I tell myself that my DNA is changing as all

of my codons are open, as we only have 22 of our 64 codons open in our DNA.

I ask all of those I express gratitude to, to help me open these remaining codons, so

I can heal myself and others in the best interests of humanity.

Within this Walk of Gratitude, there is a balance of service to self and service to

others, all in the highest vibrations of truth and love.

If you incorporate a similar routine in your life (feel free to amend anything and make

it YOURS), you�ll find the world will change around you.

I can�t express the importance of thinking positive thoughts as each thought is energy

that goes out into the aether and exists as a possibility for future events.

Changing Your Routine

Another way to alter timelines is to change your daily routine.

According to Dolores Cannon, every decision you make creates a parallel reality.

For example, if you decided to wear white socks instead of yellow socks or no socks

at all, in a parallel reality, you chose to wear yellow socks and in a different parallel

universe, you chose to wear no socks at all.

Every possible option is played out in parallel realities and the option that we are all experiencing

is only one version of this.

Our present reality is simply the probability of all parallel universes being played out

in present time.

In another parallel universe, there is no war, famine, or homelessness.

Tesla�s free energyhas been implemented since the 1800�s and we have been traveling

throughout space for the past 80 years.

Bilocating and teleporting yourself anywhere in the world is a common theme.

There are no chemtrails, GMO�s, or fluoride in the water.

Our air, food and water supplies are pristine!

This reality exists right now and we�re all living on it in a parallel universe.

The more we believe in this alternate reality, the more it comes to fruition.

By simply envisioning this as a probability has already changed the outcome!

Also see: Nikola Tesla: Time Travel Experiments

The matrix we live in is based on expectations and predictive programming, so by altering

your routine, you�re also altering the present timeline which in turn, affects future timelines.

It�s as easy as incorporating something positive into your daily routine or doing

a random act of kindness for someone whenever the opportunity arises.

At this point, the ripple effect takes place and while you�re still thinking, �This

is just an ordinary day�, something BIG just happened to create a positive timeline

in the future for EVERYONE!

Affirmations That Will Change Future Timelines

Just by saying these affirmations out loud, you are altering the timeline in a positive

way!

In our future timeline:

there is no money or need for government.

we are all living in abundance and prosperity.

all health issues are healed, treated and cured holistically without the need for Big

Pharma.

our life span is as long as we desire.

aging, as we know it, no longer exists.

our water, air and food supplies are pristine.

there is no fear, only love.

all races live in peace and embrace what makes us different from one another.

we embrace and peacefully coexist with other star nations and travel back and forth to

share our experiences with one another.

we are able to teleport anywhere in the world, galaxy, or universe.

we have finally left the matrix!

We Can Make This Happen!

The following is an excerpt from Proof That Group Meditation Can Change The World:

Meditation has the potential to literally transform the world.

In 1978, what is known as the �Maharishi Effect� took place when a group of 7000

individuals over the course of 3 weeks were meditating in hopes of positively effecting

the surrounding city.

They were able to literally transform the collective energy of the city which reduced

global crime rates, violence, and casualties during the times of their meditation by an

average of 16%.

Suicide rates and automobile accidents also were reduced with all variables accounted

for.

In fact, there was a 72% reduction in terrorist activity during the times at which this group

was meditation.

If group meditation can change the world, so can positive affirmations!

Imagine the ripple effect that occurred in 1978 when this happened?

There are many things that have come and gone without coming to fruition, such as the North

American Union, Edgar Cayce�s prediction of Armageddon in 1999, the New World Order

in 2000, etc� It�s very well possible that these events were deterred by the Maharishi

Effect in 1978 as well as the Harmonic Convergence that occurred in 1987, where synchronized

meditation events from August 16�17, 1987 shifted the collective consciousness on the

planet.

n order for this to change the timelines as quickly as possible, it�s important to share

this with as many people as possible.

The more people who are thinking positive outcomes, the faster they will happen.

Now, more than ever, we really need this to come to fruition as those in power are pushing

for World War III.

In a very near parallel universe, this does not happen and it could boil down to you helping

to create this ripple effect!

Gregg Prescott, M.S. is the founder and editor of In5D and BodyMindSoulSpirit.

You can find his In5D Radio shows on the In5D Youtube channel.

Gregg is also a transformational speaker and promotes spiritual, metaphysical and esoteric

conferences in the United States through In5dEvents.

His love and faith for humanity motivates him to work in humanity�s best interests

12-15+ hours a day, 365 days a year.

Please like and follow In5D on Facebook, BodyMindSoulSpirit on Facebook

and In5D on YouYube!

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Obi Wan Movie - Beyond The Trailer - Duration: 10:45.

So first things first

this video contains spoilers

for Rogue One.

So...you've been warned!

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APD busts thieves targeting holiday shoppers - Duration: 2:17.

-- AND FINDS -- WHEN

OFFICERS CRUISE STORE

PARKING LOTS LOOKING FOR

THIEVES DURING THE

HOLIDAY SHOPPING

SEASON.

THE FRIGHTENING PART --

THIS VIDEO YOU'RE ABOUT

TO SEE IS JUST A SNIPPET

FROM ONE BUST -- THE

KIND OF BUST THAT

HAPPENS JUST ABOUT EVERY

HOUR -- EVERY DAY.

NEWS 13'S SOYOUNG KIM IS

LIVE NEAR I-40 AND

EUBANK WITH THE STORY --

SOYOUNG..

JESSICA, DEAN -- IT WAS

A BLACK FRIDAY BUST.

PLAIN CLOTHES OFFICERS

WERE PATROLLING THESE

PARKING LOTS. IT DIDN'T

TAKE LONG TO SPOT

THIEVES IN ACTION.

12:02:45 - NATS TOOLS

CLANKING FROM TOOLS

12:06:55 - "Tie downs

and tow hitch." TO CELL

PHONES

12:00:29 - "Oh, here's a

cellphone."

12:04:33 - "Here's

another phone."

12:04:35 - NATS - PHONE

SLIDING ACROSS CAR

AND LAPTOPS

12:01:22 - 25 "You ran

this laptop right?

There's another laptop."

THESE ARE JUST A FEW OF

THE ITEMS DETECTIVES

all the stuff they got

today."

THIS BUST WAS PART OF AN

OPERATION THE DAY AFTER

THANKSGIVING - CRACKING

DOWN ON THIEVES

TARGETING HOLIDAY

SHOPPERS.

12:08:59 - NATS GRABBING

STOLEN ITEMS

DETECTIVES SAY THEY

SPOTTED THE SILVER HONDA

DRIVING AROUND THE

PARKING LOTS OF THE BEST

BUY AND BABIES R US'

NEAR EUBANK AND I-40.

INVESTIGATORS SAY THE

FEMALE

PASSENGER WOULD GET OUT

AND WALK AROUND, LOOKING

INSIDE CARS.

12:02:33 - "They're not

up to any good."

OFFICERS FOLLOWED THE

HONDA OUT OF THE PARKING

LOT AND WERE ABLE TO

APPROACH THE

TWO SUSPECTS WHEN THEY

PULLED INTO A DRIVEWAY

NEAR MONTGOMERY AND JUAN

TABO. ACCORDING TO THE

CRIMINAL COMPLAINT, AN

OFFICER HAD TO PULL A

GUN WHEN THE SUSPECT,

34- YEAR-OLD, RICHARD

CARDONA, WOULDN'T TAKE

HIS HAND OUT OF HIS

POCKET. HE LATER TOLD

INVESTIGATORS .. QUOTE.

"I WAS GOING TO PULL THE

FIREARM OUT AND MAKE YOU

SHOOT ME." CARDONA, IS A

CONVICTED FELON WHO

SHOULDN'T HAVE A GUN.

11:37:35 "There's a gun

in my pocket." "There's

a gun in your pocket?"

"Yes." ONCE BOTH

SUSPECTS WERE SECURE.

11:40:36 "We've got two

in custody." THE HAUL

CONTINUED....

12:01:04 - 06 "There's a

little bit of meth in

there."

12:03:56 - NATS PUTTING

TOOLS IN TRUCK

12:07:50 - NATS CLOSING

CAR DOOR

IT'S NOT CLEAR WHEN ALL

OF THESE ITEMS WERE

STOLEN. BUT

INVESTIGATORS DO SAY ...

...THE CAR WAS STOLEN

FROM A PARKING LOT IN

OCTOBER. BACK TO YOU.

OKAY SOYOUNG. CARDONA

WAS EVENTUALLY HANDED

OFF TO THE FEDS ...

BECAUSE HE WAS A FELON

WITH A GUN.

WE'RE FOLLOWING

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New Mexico prepares for New Year's Eve celebrations - Duration: 2:15.

IT COMES TO NEW YEAR'S

EVE PARTIES -- BUT

THERE'S STILL A

LOT GOING ON. AND SOME

OF THE OPTIONS AREN'T

EXACTLY CHEAP.

NEWS 13'S MADELINE

SCHMITT IS LIVE IN CIVIC

PLAZA WITH WHAT PEOPLE

ARE DOING HERE TO RING

IN THE NEW YEAR --

MADELINE.

JESSICA -- THERE ARE THE

FREE EVENTS -- LIKE THE

CITY'S NEW

TRADITION HERE IN CIVIC

PLAZA. IF YOU'RE LOOKING

FOR SOMETHING A LITTLE

MORE GLAMOROUS -- THERE

ARE OPTIONS -- BUT

THEY'LL COST YOU.

FORGET TIMES SQUARE.

...

... NEW MEXICO HAS ITS

OWN UNIQUE WAYS OF

COUNTING DOWN TO THE NEW

YEAR. IN NOB HILL --

THERE'S THE CHILE DROP.

...

... IT'S FREE. ACROSS

TOWN -- DOWNTOWN.

...

...

THE CITY OF ALBUQUERQUE

IS THROWING A BASH AT

CIVIC PLAZA. WHERE A

BALLOON RISES. SANTA

FE'S PLAZA CELEBARATION

WON'T COST YOU ANYTHING,

EITHER. BUT OTHER NEW

YEARS EVE EVENTS GET A

LITTLE PRICEY.

...

"You can get fancy if

pretty good on the

couch"...

THE SANTA ANA STAR

CENTER'S PARTY IS 35

DOLLARS A TICKET

-- ONE HUNDRED BUCKS FOR

A V-I-P PASS.

...

"Would you ever spend

$100 on a New Years Eve

dinner or party?

Might depend on who I

was going to do it with,

but maybe"... SPEND

NEARLY EIGHTY DOLLARS

FOR DINNER AND A PARTY

AT THE INDIAN PUEBLO

CULTURAL CENTER. ... OR

FORK OVER 135

DOLLARS FOR JUST DINNER

AT THE ANASAZI

RESTAURANT IN

SANTA FE. GO ALL OUT --

AT THE SHERATON UPTOWN

WITH A DEAL THAT

INCLUDES A ROOM, BUFFET

AND CHAMPAGNE

TOAST -- JUST OVER THREE

HUNDRED AND THIRTY

BUCKS. BUT AS PEOPLE ON

THE STREETS TELL US --

SOMETIMES THERE'S JUST

NOTHING QUITE LIKE

STAYING IN -- OR KEEPING

IT LOW-KEY.

...

"The big, fancy

elaborate things on NYE

can be a good time, but

you know, it

was just too much, it

was almost

overwhelming"...

THE CITY'S EVENT KICKS

OFF HERE IN CIVIC PLAZA

TOMORROW NIGHT -- AT

NINE AND LASTS UNTIL

AFTER THE BALLOON RISES

AT MIDNIGHT.

THERE WILL BE A

CHAMPAGNE TOAST.

JESSICA, BACK TO YOU.

OKAY MADELINE. WE'VE GOT

MORE INFORMATION ON NEW

YEAR'S CELEBRATIONS FROM

ALBUQUERQUE TO SANTA FE

-- JUST HEAD TO K-R-Q-E

DOT COM OR THE K-R-Q-E

NEWS APP.

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Cutting Edge: App aims to curb drinking and driving - Duration: 2:39.

THOSE PROBLEMS IN THE FUTURE.

MIKE WANKUM SHOWS US HOW IT

WORKS IN TONIGHT'S CUTTING EDGE.

MIKE EACH OF US HAS A UNIQUE WAY

: OF WALKING.

NO TWO PEOPLE HAVE THE EXACT

SAME GAIT.

WE NATURALLY SWAY BACK AND

FORTH, BUT ALCOHOL EFFECTS YOUR

NATURAL STRIDE.

>> HOW DRUNK YOU ARE, THE MORE

-- IS PROPORTIONATE TO HOW MUCH

YOU SWAY.

THE MORE DRUNK YOU ARE, THE MORE

YOU SWAY.

MIKE PROFESSOR EMMANUEL AGU

: OF WORCESTER POLYTECHNIC

INSTITUTE STUDIES HOW PEOPLE

SWAY MORE AS THEY DRINK.

>> WE CAPTURED DATA FROM THE

SENSORS.

FROM THIS WE CAN BASICALLY DO

SOME ANALYSIS.

MIKE ALL THOSE SENSORS ARE

: ALREADY BUILT INTO THE AVERAGE

SMARTPHONE.

A-GOO FEEDS THEM INTO AN APP HIS

TEAM CREATED, ALCOGAIT.

>> YOU HAVE GPS, MICROPHONES, 2

CAMERAS.

YOU HAVE ALL THESE THINGS IN THE

PHONE THAT WE CAN USE TO PULL

DATA FROM THE REAL WORLD AND

MAKE INTELLIGENT APPLICATIONS.

MIKE TO TEST THE APP THEY USE

: THESE SPECIAL GOGGLES.

WHICH DISTORT YOUR VISION AND

MAKE YOU SWAY, AS IF YOU WERE

LEGALLY DRUNK WITHOUT HAVING TO

USE ANY ALCOHOL.

>> YOU'VE GIVEN A SAMPLE OF YOUR

SOBER WALK TO THE APP.

AND THAT'S THE BASELINE FOR HOW

MUCH YOU SWAY WHEN YOU ARE

SOBER.

MIKE TEAM MEMBERS ANDREW MCAFFEE

: OF LUNEBURG AND BEN BIANCHI OF

MELROSE CAN WALK DOWN THE HALL

WAY WITH THE ALCOGAIT APP AND

BASED ON HOW THEY SWAY, IT

ESTIMATES THEIR BLOOD ALCOHOL

LEVEL.

>> IT DISTORTS YOUR VISION.

IT DISTORTS WHAT THEY SEE, SO

WHEN THEY WALK THEY SWAY LIKE IF

THEY WERE DRUNK.

>> THEY ARE HOPING IT CAN HELP

OTHER COLLEGE STUDENTS.

40% OF COLLEGE STUDENTS BINGE

>>40% OF COLLEGE STUDENTS BINGE

DRINK.

AND THEY BINGE DRINK AND THERE

ARE ALL THESE CONSEQUENCES

AND

AND SAFE DECISIONS.

MIKE AFTER CLINICAL TRIALS

: INVOLVING REAL ALCOHOL THE

TEAM HOPES TO BUILD FEATURES

THAT COULD PREVENT YOU FROM

STARTING YOUR CAR BASED ON YOUR

STRIDE OR MAKE YOU GET A

DESIGNATED DRIVER.

>> WHEN YOU'RE TOO DRUNK TO

DRIVE AN UBER WOULD BE CALLED

, FOR YOU AUTOMATICALLY OR A

CAB.

MIKE THE APP IS NOT PUBLICLY

: AVAILABLE YET, BUT AFTER MORE

TESTING, THE WPI TEAM HOPES TO

RELEASE IT IN THE NEXT SEVERAL

MONTHS.

MARIA: I AM

TIRED, I WORK LATE,

I DO NOT EVEN DRINK.

I CAN SWAY AT MIDNIGHT WHEN I

AM

WALKING OUT OF HERE.

>> THEY BUILD THAT INTO THE

PROGRAM.

IT HAS YOU WALK AND G

S USED TO

THE WAY YOU WALK AND THE MORE

YOU SWAY, THE MORE YOU HAVE BEEN

DRINKING.

THAT IS HOW THE CHECK YOUR BLOOD

ALCOHOL CONTENT.

BEN: AND THEN IT CAN TRY INTO

YOUR CAR'S APP.

MIKE: IT WILL ALSO TRACK FOR YOU

DRINK AT.

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VIDEO: Chilly temps tonight - Duration: 2:46.

IT WAS FLAT OUT SNOW THAT WE

WERE TALKING ABOUT.

THIS IS COMING IN

AT A HEAVIER

TOLL.

WE HAD OVER EIGHT INCHES AND A

NUMBER OF LOCATIONS.

IT WAS THE CITY

THAT PICK UP

5.6.

WE PICKED UP OVER AN INCH OF

RAIN YESTERDAY.

IF IT WAS COLD ENOUGH WE WOULD

THE SHOVELING 12 OR 13 INCHES OF

SNOW.

WE DID HAVE A FEW OF THOSE SNOW

SHOWERS.

WE SAW THAT TODAY.

WE ARE DONE WITH IT AND

WE DO

NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANYMORE

OF IT BUT TOMORROW NIGHT WE HAVE

A SYSTEM COMING INTO THE WEST

THAT MAY GIVE US ANOTHER

OPPORTUNITY TO SEE RAIN AND SNOW

IN THE FORECAST.

THIS WILL CUT ITS WAY ACROSS

CANADA.

IT IS CLOSE ENOUGH THAT IT GIVES

US MOISTURE.

IT IS CHILLY AND WINDY TONIGHT.

AS WE START TO

TALK ABOUT

TOMORROW AFTERNOON, THE CLOUDS

COME BACK IN.

A FEW PLACES MAY DROP BELOW

THE

FREEZING MARK.

CLEAR AND COLD TONIGHT.

MORNING SUN AND AFTERNOON

CLOUDS.

IT IS ALL BECAUSE THAT SYSTEM

OFF TO THE WEST CUTS ACROSS AND

WE SEE IT HAPPEN.

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT TOMORROW

NIGHT AFTER THE EVENING COMMUTE.

ALMOST AS WE ARE HEADING TOWARD

FIRST NIGHT.

SUNSHINE IN THE MORNING AND HERE

IS 3 P.M.

WE START TO TALK ABOUT 10:00 TO

WERE NIGHT.

A LITTLE BIT OF SNOW BREAKS OUT.

EVEN IF YOU SPOT SHOWERS AS

WELL.

THIS DRIVES ITS WEIGHT CLOSER

BUT THE TEMPERATURES ARE JUST

TOO WARM.

MOST CASES IT IS SPRINKLED.

WE WILL BEGIN 2017 WITH LOTS OF

SUNSHINE.

SOME SPRINKLES AND WET

SNOWFLAKES.

INLAND WE COULD SEE SOME

FLURRIES OR MAYBE SOME

COLLECTING ON THE GRASSY AREAS.

YOU MIGHT SEE AN INCH OF SNOW.

THAT IS THE WAY IT IS SHAPING

UP.

THIS IS HAPPENING LATE TOMORROW

NIGHT AND OUT OF YOUR BY THE

TIME WE TALK ABOUT LATE SUNDAY

MORNING.

RELATIVELY MILD ON SUNDAY.

AND COOL ON MONDAY.

WHAT HAPPENS ON MONDAY, WE HAVE

-- IT CHANGES OVER TO RAIN ON

TUESDAY.

BEFORE THE COLD CAN GET HERE

,

TEMPERATURES WILL FIND THE UPPER

40'S.

I WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED TO SEE

SOME 50'S BEFORE THE COLD COMES

BACK IN.

THEN WE GET SNOW A FROM TODAY.

TOMORROW NIGHT LOOKING LIKE

WHITE STUFF.

BE CAUTIOUS.

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Los rituales de Johanna Fadul por Año Nuevo | Al Rojo Vivo | Telemundo - Duration: 3:10.

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China Announces Plan to End Domestic Ivory Trade By End of 2017 - Duration: 0:58.

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Albuquerque police searching for 6 missing, endangered children - Duration: 0:35.

HER SIX KIDS AND IS ON

THE RUN TONIGHT FROM

POLICE.

GENOVEVA FAZIO IS WANTED

FOR BEATING AND SEXUALLY

ASSUALTING HER

14-YEAR-OLD SON.

ACCORDING TO THE ARREST

WARRANT.... FAZIO IS

ACCUSED OF PUNISHING HIM

BY PULLING ON HIS

GENITALS, PUNCHING,

KICKING, AND BITING HIM.

HE

EVENTUALLY ESCAPED AND

RAN TO A POLICE STATION.

WHEN OFFICERS WENT TO

THE HOME... FAZIO AND

SIX OF HER OTHER KIDS

RANGING IN AGE FROM A

BABY TO A 14 YEAR OLD

... WERE GONE. A- P-D

SAYS ALL SIX KIDS HAVE

BLACK HAIR AND HAZEL

EYES. IF YOU

KNOW ANYTHING-- CALL

POLICE.

.

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CT Supreme Court Reinstates Skakel Conviction - Duration: 0:28.

(HE)

OUR NEXT BIG STORY--

DEVELOPING NEWS ON

KENNEDY COUSIN

MICHAEL SKAKEL.

CONNECTICUT'S HIGHEST

COURT HAS REINSTATED

SKAKEL'S MURDER

CONVICTION FOR THE 1975

KILLING OF MARTHA

MOXLEY.

IN A FOUR-TO-THREE

RULING, THE STATE'S

SUPREME COURT

REJECTED A LOWER

COURT'S 2013 RULING --

THAT FOUND SKAKEL'S

ATTORNEY FAILED TO

PROPERLY REPRESENT

HIM.

THAT RULING LED TO A

JUDGE FREEING SKAKEL

AND GRANTING HIM A NEW

TRIAL.

SKAKEL'S ATTORNEY SAYS

HE'S STILL REVIEWING THE

SUPREME COURT'S

DECISION AND HAS NO

COMMENT.

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Drunk driving worries on New Year's Eve on Dickson Street - Duration: 1:33.

TO MEGHAN KEE.

PSHE IS LIVE WITH WHAT WE CAN

PEXPECT ON THE ROADS.

PHELLO.

PMEGHAN: RIGHT NOW WE KNOW THAT

PPOLICE WILL BE INCREASING

PPATROLS IN THIS AREA ESPECIALLY

PHERE ON DICKSON STREET.

PTHEY WILL ALSO BE ON THE LOOKOUT

PFOR DRUNK DRIVERS.

PPOLICE SAY THERE ARE NOT AS MANY

PPEOPLE OUT DRUNK DRIVING ON NEW

PYEAR'S EVE AS YOU MIGHT THINK.

PTHEY SAY THAT CAMPAIGNS HAVE

PREALLY HELPED DECREASE DRUNK

PDRIVING IN THE AREA.

PTONS OF NEW YEAR'S YOU

PCELEBRATIONS WILL BE HAPPENING

PIN OUR AREA.

PTHERE WILL BE AN EVENT IN THE

PFAYETTEVILLE SQUARE AND YOU'RE

PDISMISSED I -- GEORGE'S

PMAJESTIC LOUNGE WILL ALSO BE

PHOSTING A PARTY.

PI HAVE NEVER SEEN ANY CHALLENGES

PIN THE LAST FEW YEARS.

POUR LAW ENFORCEMENT DOES A GREAT

PJOB KEEPING DICKSON STREET SAVE.

PWHILE THEY MAY RAMP UP A LITTLE

PBIT ON NEW YEAR'S EVE, THERE ARE

PREALLY NO PROBLEMS.

PWE HAVE GREAT PARTNERS IN

PFAYETTEVILLE PUT -- FAYETTEVILLE

PPD.

PMEGHAN: YOUR BEST BET IS TO

PCATCH A RIDE OR STAY SOBER IF

PYOU WANT TO STAY OUT OF JAIL.

PMULTIPLE CAP SERVICES AND

PTRANSPORTATION SERVICES WILL BE

PRUNNING TOMORROW NIGHT.

P UBER THERE AND UBER BACK.

PTHAT IS A SIMPLE WAY TO TALK

PABOUT IT.

PMEGHAN: THERE WILL BE AN

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BURNING 🔥 R. STRANGE & G SOUMI • PROD X KING$OUND - Duration: 3:38.

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NO CONTEXT THEATRE COMPILATION - Duration: 13:52.

SEDGE: Hey, this is Sedge.

DAN: ...and Dan.

SEDGE: ...and it's the 31st of December!

DAN: No it's not, it's the 28th.

SEDGE: When the video comes out!

DAN: Shit!

SEDGE: Gotta think in the future!

DAN: *confused singing noises*

DAN: How weird is that?

SEDGE: It's cool.

DAN: It's cool.

SEDGE: It's cool.

DAN: It's cool.

SEDGE: So!

SEDGE: We're gonna do like a little messagy thing, so skip to here...

SEDGE: Don't eat it, no!

SEDGE: You've already seen the timecode.

SEDGE: Use that for reference.

DAN: *vigorous time-consuming noises* SEDGE: NO!

SEDGE: But on to the bullshit! DAN: *various blubbly hand-puppet noises*

DAN: Why did you say "on to the bullshit" then look at me?

SEDGE: <3

SEDGE: You wrinkled my crinkle!

DAN: Bye.

DAN: On to the shared amount of bullshit.

DAN: Thank you for a great n-ahh-y-ah-bleekablahbluh.

SEDGE: ...and a Happy New BLEH.

SEDGE: So, let's reminisce, shall we?

DAN: *angelic decapitation song*

DAN: We started off with 365 subs at the start of this year. SEDGE: From January 1st, 2016.

DAN: That's pretty cool.

SEDGE: ...and you joined in November, of the previous year,

SEDGE: ...but you've been, like, pretty much part of the channel anyway.

SEDGE: ...so it's like we've always been spiritually Sedge and Dan.

DAN: We're almost (at the time of making this video) at 1500 subs.

SEDGE: Not 15,000!

DAN: ...we wish...

DAN: Although you are all very highly valued, *can't think of anything that isn't corny*

SEDGE: You're all worth a million! DAN: You all know what yo...we...y...

DAN: ...blehblehblehbleh.

DAN: We have not just built a channel, but we have built a community.

SEDGE: This is all scripted.

DAN: ...this is all scripted.

SEDGE: We've got the channel, which is cool.

SEDGE: ...but we've got you guys, which is so much better. DAN: Yeah!

DAN: We have a, you know, a community.

SEDGE: We wouldn't be here without you. DAN: Exactly! You guys are funny...

DAN: ...you know, all that kinda bullshit. You leave nice comments. SEDGE: ...interactive.

DAN: It'd be nice if you left more nice comments.

SEDGE: There's plenty of nice comments. DAN: No, leave more.

DAN: I want more! SEDGE: A new person...

SEDGE: ...sorry, I forgot your name...

SEDGE: ...she binge-watched all, like, pretty much all of our stuff. DAN: I saw that!

SEDGE: How cool is that?

DAN: That was very cool. SEDGE: That's fucking awesome.

*breaking noises*

DAN: Shit.

SEDGE: Yep, that's broken.

HORS: So yeah.

SEDGE: ...yeah... HORS: No, you just keep talking.

SEDGE: Oh alright then, fair enough. HORS: Keep talking. SEDGE: Okay...

SEDGE: *slapping noises* HORS: AAAAAAGGHHH

SEDGE: This year has been freaking awesome. HORS: *thumbs-up noises*

SEDGE: It's been so good.

SEDGE: There's been a lot of nice hard growth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

HORS: *m'lady noises*

SEDGE: M'lady.

SEDGE: You nearly pulled your own nose! Just *nose pulling noises*

SEDGE: M'lady.

HORS: That hurt my tongue. SEDGE: I'm sorry.

SEDGE: Were you sticking your tongue out?

SEDGE & HORS: *various tongue-related noises*

SEDGE: That's this year done.

SEDGE: Hey sexy.

SEDGE: My face!

SEDGE: Yee-haw.

SEDGE: To commemorate a whole god damn year of good times...

SEDGE: ...that's a good idea, now it's going to ruin the fucking camera.

SEDGE: No!

SEDGE: We've got my personal favourite...

SEDGE: ...segment of any of our stuff...

SEDGE: Would it be yours too? DAN: I don't know what you're gonna say.

SEDGE: It's No Context Theatre! DAN: Oh well now I know what he was gonna say!

SEDGE: I told you! Dammit!

DAN: So your personal f...

DAN: *general derp noises*

SEDGE: Mmm, words. DAN: Let's try that again. Go on!

SEDGE: SO.

SEDGE: To commemorate a whole god damn year of good times, I have compiled...

SEDGE: ...every single No Context Theatre to the day, in chronological order...

SEDGE: ...pretty much directly after we shut the fuck up.

DAN: Yep! We've got plenty of stuff to come, obviously.

DAN: Same as the old, but we're gonna try and add some new.

SEDGE: A lot of plans ahead, but we're gonna keep it a secret!

DAN: ...that.

DAN: Shake the camera.

DAN: So to sum it all up; all the bullshit we just went through...

DAN: ...thank you for watching all our videos. SEDGE: It's been a bloody good year. DAN: If you haven't watched all our videos, thank you anyway.

SEDGE: Thank you for, like, considering watching our videos.

SEDGE: This year's bloody done.

DAN: ...and hopefully we can do nothing but improve in the coming year.

DAN: But only next year.

DAN: The years after that, we just stay exactly where we are. SEDGE: Nup, we're just staying stagnant.

SEDGE: ...like a pool full of mosquitoes. DAN: We're fucking kidding, obviously.

DAN: Thank you all very much for watching.

SEDGE: Thanks guys!

SEDGE: This has been Sedge...

SEDGE: ...and Nibbles the HORS.

SEDGE: Oh. Oh. Oh my.

DAN: *suicidal contemplation noises*

SEDGE: Now you know my secret!

SEDGE: I make out with horses.

DAN: So do I. SEDGE: Oh you!

DAN: *implied alien noises*

DAN: As always... SEDGE: ...this has been...

SEDGE: ...hold on a second. DAN: You're a fuckhead.

SEDGE: Sedge! DAN: ...and Dan.

SEDGE: Wishing you a happy 2017, because 2016 was a shitshow.

DAN: We had a fucking great year. Enjoy the video.

DAN: See you later guys!

SEDGE: I tried to move my ears and I, like, had, like, a hernia.

SEDGE: Yes, a Russian Jewish person is also known as a sausage.

SEDGE: Let's go round to peoples' house, just like "Are you Bruce?" "Yes".

SEDGE: ...kill their parents, take chunks of them, and then put them in a tasty candy for kids.

SEDGE: I got the picture of him nude, lying on, like, the piano.

SEDGE: ...in my mind. I don't know what he-

SEDGE: I'm not just saying that!

DAN: I'm glad that when I laugh, that's what you think of.

SEDGE: Yes, every time you laugh like that guy, I imagine you nude on a piano.

SEDGE: I just really wanted wet ankles.

DAN: Mmm.

SEDGE: *amazing cover song noises*

SEDGE: That was, um..'We Will Rock You' by Queen.

DAN: Arabian Thighs!

SEDGE: Ah. DAN: Ah.

SEDGE: Ah. DAN: Ah.

SEDGE: Ah. DAN: Ah.

SEDGE: Ah. DAN: Ah.

DAN: Kill me.

SEDGE: ...like someone punching a dry lettuce.

DAN: What?!

DAN: Someone punching a dry lettuce?!

DAN: What?!

DAN: How very specific!

DAN: That was just odd within itself!

DAN: ...you could've said "someone punching a lettuce"...

DAN: I still would've laughed.

DAN: But no!

DAN: You went "someone punching a dry lettuce"!

SEDGE: I'm going to squibble in your gingleflaps.

DAN: He doesn't have fat in and around his neck...

DAN: ...he's just got a foreskin!

SEDGE: *potentially racist noises*

DAN: Everyone loves a slinky, you've gotta get a slinky...

DAN: Slinky, slinky, go slinky go!

SEDGE: Mmm...

SEDGE: Phlegm!

SEDGE: ...the most important meal of the day.

DAN: I just took a gravy-like shit.

SEDGE: I love a good citrus-y Jesus.

DAN: My big throbbing cock slapping across my own big throbbing face!

SEDGE: Handlestache mushbar.

SEDGE: I like the raspberry Mexicans myself.

DAN: Eww, eww, it's wet and it's lingering.

SEDGE: It's like Free Willy with TNT!

DAN: Dirty, dirty Santa!

SEDGE: Why am I a 3-year-old slut?

SEDGE: The hymen screams at night.

SEDGE: I just fucked that man in the mouth.

SEDGE: That's not a hug, that's pointy!

DAN: I'm gonna...I'm gonna...A HEE HEE HEE HEEEEEE

SEDGE: You're so...KIND.

SEDGE: I am not a man-toboggan!

SEDGE: I'm a human being!

DAN: That sounded like screaming asparagus.

SEDGE: What?!

SEDGE: It's like Whack-A-Mole but with old men.

SEDGE: Grease me up, big boy!

SEDGE: Fern tree, right out your arsehole.

DAN: Hey look, I've got thrush.

SEDGE: Yeast.

DAN: Terrorist cunt, terrorist cunt.

DAN: Hunt, cunt, hunt my cunt.

SEDGE: Oh that was some good buttsex. Hey, are you gay?

SEDGE: Yes. Eww!

DAN: *I don't even know how to describe these noises*

SEDGE: Wow, the Sound of Music really changed recently.

DAN: I wanted to be Gandhi but...he wouldn't let me.

SEDGE: Heheh. Duckwheels.

DAN: Ahh! Ahh! *kissing noises*

DAN: Aaaaah! *more kissing noises*

SEDGE: 1 in 5 men...are women.

DAN: I was scared and frightened and just decided to turn into a horny Amazonian woman!

SEDGE: This is already like, like at least 60 cuntables.

DAN: You're gonna have no feeling in your arse because of my fist!

SEDGE: I'm sure he'd be great as a sex toy.

DAN: I'm a fucking talking goldfish!

SEDGE I...I just imagined your Dad, like, getting, like a s- a stick of butter and just rubbing it under his arm.

DAN: I don't trust you!

SEDGE: My next dog will be called Herpes.

SEDGE: Alan Rickman-Wellfuck.

DAN: Pasta Mufasta.

SEDGE: I just imagined Spiderman making out with The Rock.

DAN: Have you heard the good news?

DAN: I'm not racist, but you are!

SEDGE: You can be a Nazi like you've always dreamed of!

DAN: Did you just say your parent is a pipe bomb?

SEDGE: You just shot Velma, you dick!

DAN: I'd love a massive cock.

SEDGE: Smear my ass all over your cock.

SEDGE: *fapping noises*

DAN: My ass is sore.

SEDGE: Sipping faeces from a man's gaping anus.

SEDGE: Oh dear God, you'd have to stick your hand like right up there!

SEDGE: Women go crazy 'bout a dead guy Dan.

DAN: I'll rock your punch. SEDGE: I'll fuck your mouth.

SEDGE: Grab her by the hair and shake her around.

SEDGE: I'm very sweaty in the buttocks region.

SEDGE: Their name sounds like a ginger kid.

SEDGE: Hello kids! I'm Oscar Ovaries!

SEDGE: Fuck me!

SEDGE: I'm quite proficient in anal!

SEDGE: I'm like dripping right now.

DAN: Baby, I killed all the Jews.

SEDGE: I think my dog's screaming.

SEDGE: It sounds like you just popped a massive pimple made of snakes.

SEDGE: You ever been felched by Elton John?

SEDGE: *licking noises* Oh it's so good! *more licking noises* OH. *even more licking noises*

DAN: I will actually end up drowning in my own moisture.

SEDGE: Your blood's pregnant, oh god!

SEDGE: Yarr!

SEDGE: Me hard-ons!

DAN: He's just got his dick hanging off the end and he's just like laying, superman-ing on the back of the boat.

SEDGE: I'm not gonna shit in your dick, I'm sorry.

SEDGE: Do penguins fart?

SEDGE: I'm gonna start a winery in my mouth!

DAN: That's Mrs. Tough Guy to you.

DAN: I destroyed her penis.

SEDGE: Yeah, kill all the Tiggers!

DAN: Please shake my face!

SEDGE: Okay. *face-shaking noises*

DAN: You look like an apple with legs!

SEDGE: You attach wings to kids and just throw them off buildings.

SEDGE: Pagan Minge.

SEDGE: Stop downloading Minecraft and download Mein Kampf.

DAN: Everyone in my hole, quick!

SEDGE: Several guys that like, were on their last breath.

SEDGE: I was bombed in 2001!

SEDGE: No one cares about women.

DAN: I stole a boy.

SEDGE: I opened up my van and stole a boy.

SEDGE: You gotta stop dumping your load all over the highway, Dan.

SEDGE: We should probably stop discussing yeasty vaginas.

DAN: I'm not straight!

SEDGE: I was about to say, we were just talking about masturbation and now we're talking about Free Willy. It just- it just works.

SEDGE: ...and there's a guy there st-standing there with, like a glove going *slurp noises*

DAN: I'll go put Nutella on it, and I'll go lick it off.

SEDGE: ...and then leave it for a little bit so it...it...it encrustulates just a tad.

DAN: Those blacks...are the lesser race.

SEDGE: Are you implying that every single, like ventriloquist who has a leprechaun puppet actually has fudgeknuckled them enough to make them a puppet?

SEDGE: I don't care about asians.

SEDGE: Taste the Captain's cheese.

SEDGE: ...and then it like, encrustulates on her face.

DAN: Hey, let's become queer.

SEDGE: There is not enough Jesus porn.

SEDGE: Ass. Chunks.

SEDGE: Like a KitKat, but cock.

SEDGE: Don't you need to take a foamy shit?

SEDGE: Who's a good butt? Who's a good butt?

DAN: Who's Noobadoogoo and why does he have my snake?

SEDGE: You look like a man-turtle.

SEDGE: *...noises*

SEDGE: Hahaha. Haha. Penetration.

DAN: How dare you eat out an animal.

SEDGE: I drive your Couscous.

SEDGE: Not my dingleberries!

DAN: Oh yeah, like a musty kind of cunt.

SEDGE: What about a mustard kind of cunt?

SEDGE: If a whole army of people ran at me and threw their dicks at me, I would just get the hell out of there.

DAN: The hackh backh no lahkh.

SEDGE: My rice-hole.

SEDGE: I mean I do have a pink unicorn fetish, but the- the drinking's just way off.

DAN: Well saddle me up and call me Terry.

SEDGE: *Darth Vader HORS noises* DAN: No!

SEDGE: ...and a really blurry HORS mouth, just *licking noises*

DAN: Did you know that horses have got humongous throbbing cocks?

SEDGE: Yeah.

SEDGE: ...like spaghetti.

DAN: Someone just takes a dump in his own pants.

DAN: Thank you, you soil me.

DAN: Just be careful of those Chinese on the road.

DAN: If they fall down in front of your car, they may be nibbling on your plates.

SEDGE: ...and I slapped it with aggression...

SEDGE: ...but I also made like a weird squealing sound, and people heard...

DAN: Jesus, get away from me.

DAN: I don't want you in my life.

SEDGE: Horse fingers.

DAN: That's bulletproof arse!

SEDGE: Asbestos inside of HORS heads.

SEDGE: I love collecting stamps...

SEDGE: ...and coins...

SEDGE: ...and sadness.

DAN: I sound like a hermaphrodite!

SEDGE: Do clowns have, like, big red penises that honk when you squeeze them?

SEDGE: *clown penis honking noises*

DAN: Dirty, dirty taco language.

SEDGE: The stars are brightly sharting!

SEDGE: ...so they're kinda rotting, so you can like stick it in wherever you want cause it'll, like, kinda melt in.

DAN: I can't tell if that's cum or pus!

SEDGE: Ah, I didn't ever realize Tigger was also a kiddie fucker.

SEDGE: Instead of Brad Pitt, it's a gay clown.

SEDGE: What did you do with your three breasts that I gave you?

DAN: There's two at work, I threw one at our receptionist's face...

DAN: ...and now there's a bunch of angry Hispanics coming to eat me!

DAN: I could just eat you up, homes!

DAN: ...yeah I'm talking 'bout your ass!

DAN: Thanks for watching guAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

SEDGE: You wanna look at the dot points before making the faces?

SEDGE: No?

DAN: No.

SEDGE: We gotta do... DAN: I've got a shaved head!

SEDGE: It sounded like you said "I have achieved head". I did it!

DAN: I have achieved head!

SEDGE: It's like a recap of the year... DAN: Why? Let's just say Happy Fucking New Year. SEDGE: 'Cause it's cool!

SEDGE: No but I like- but I like doing that.

DAN: Happy Fucking New Year mate. SEDGE: I like- it's like a way of reflecting and respecting people saying you are part of the community.

DAN: Okay, I will say what we have done.

DAN: We are not gonna say what we are going to to. SEDGE: Why not?

DAN: Because we're just gonna do it.

SEDGE: But it's in the title. DAN: Where?

SEDGE: ...of the video. DAN: I haven't- you haven't made the video yet.

SEDGE: It's going to be. DAN: No.

SEDGE: Isn't that right, future Sedge? DAN: Bad future Sedge.

SEDGE: Naughty naughty! DAN: You've been a naughty boy!

DAN: All we'll say is we've got new stuff coming.

SEDGE: My hip hurts. DAN: Fantastic.

SEDGE: Dude of Cuba?

SEDGE: ...Pride of Cuba. DAN: Dude of Cuba.

SEDGE: Oh my god!

DAN: Watch this, ready? SEDGE: Woah my god.

SEDGE: I ruined it.

DAN: Why don't we just do a Happy New Year?

SEDGE: It just doesn't seem...like...M...Markiplier does like 20 minute videos saying thank you.

DAN: We're not Markiplier! SEDGE: We're better.

DAN: Exactly! SEDGE: Fuck you.

DAN: We don't need to pander to our crowds.

SEDGE: Oh no, no no, let's cry.

SEDGE: You guys have been so good to us! DAN: I have a Golden Labrador that gets me views!

DAN: Ooh that was a personal jab...

SEDGE: ...we still love you. DAN: We actually do like you.

DAN: What about compilations? SEDGE: That's what we're doing after this, I just said that.

DAN: What do you mean? SEDGE: I just said we're doing a compilation.

DAN: When did you say that? SEDGE: Literally just then.

DAN: Was it while I was getting the HORS or...? SEDGE: It was while you were talking to me about it and asking what it is.

SEDGE: When did you say that? Oh about...two sentences ago.

SEDGE: ...and this is the point where we cut it...oh look what you've done!

SEDGE: Now let's get like an artistic...there you go!

SEDGE: It's like the Blair Witch Project.

DAN: Happy 2017!

DAN: Oh my gawd!

SEDGE: I feel deep shame and regret for my entire family heritage.

SEDGE: Oh just...just go watch the fucking...hey sexy.

SEDGE: No, no, go back to sexy! Back to...no!

DAN: Go watch the fucking video, cunt.

SEDGE: That was too close!

SEDGE: I could taste your saliva!

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Friday Night: Say goodbye to the nice weather - Duration: 3:51.

THAT PROGRAM.

>> AND TALKING ABOUT WATER, WE

ARE GOING TO GET SOME OF IT THIS

WEEKEND.

COULD WE SAY A LOT OF IT AT THIS

POINT?

>> WE'RE GOING TO GET A LOT OF

RAIN.

NOT EVERYONE, THOUGH.

THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS, BUT THERE

IS A FLOOD WATCH IN EFFECT.

SO LET ME SHOW YOU WHERE IT IS

IN CASE Y'ALL HAVEN'T HEARD.

THERE IT IS FOR THE NORTH SHORE,

SOUTH MISSISSIPPI AND TO THE

RIVER PARISHES.

THIS IS WHERE WE'VE GOT FOUR TO

SIX INCHES OF RAIN.

THE GOOD NEWS IS IT'S GOING TO

BE OVER A THREE DAY PERIOD FROM

SATURDAY AND SUNDAY AND MONDAY.

MONDAY IS THE DAY WHEN YOU COULD

HAVE A MARGINAL RISK FOR SEVERE

STORMS.

SO THE RAIN IS REALLY INCREASING

AS YOU GO INTO SATURDAY

AFTERNOON, BUT YOU COULD HAVE A

LITTLE BIT OF RAIN IN THE

MORNING, TOO.

THEN STORMS MAY TRAIN OVER THE

SAME AREA.

THAT'S WHEN THEY'RE LIKE ON A

TRAIN TRACK AND THEY GO OVER THE

SAME AREA.

THAT'S WHEN YOU CAN GET SOME

LOCALLY HEAVY RAIN, TOO.

AND I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU AROUND

MIDNIGH, IT'S LOOKING LIKE

RAIN.

SO HERE WE ARE LOOKING AT

SATURDAY, TOMORROW AFTERNOON,

YOU CAN SEE SOME LIGHT RAIN,

BASICALLY NORTH SHORE AND SOUTH

MISSISSIPPI.

4:00, IT'S BEGINNING TO COME IN,

IT'S LOOKING A LITTLE HEAVIER.

THEN WE CAN GO INTO THE EVENING

HOURS, 7:00 OR SO, HEAVY RAIN TO

THE WEST.

HERE WE ARE AT MIDNIGHT AND

WE'VE GOT SOME RAINFALL TOTALS

ADDING UP AND NOTICE RIGHT HERE

AT GAL -- IT'S OVER FIVE INCHES.

THIS IS THE TAKEAWAY, A LOT OF

MOISTURE IN THE AIR.

THAT HEAVY RAIN MAY NOT SHOW UP

THERE.

IT MAY BE MORE TO THE NORTH.

BE AWARE THAT THERE IS A

POTENTIAL THAT YOU COULD GET THE

LOCALLY HEAVY RAIN.

GOING INTO SUNDAY, IT'S NOT

LOOKING AS BAD RIGHT NOW.

WE'RE STILL GOING TO HAVE

SCATTERED RAIN.

IT MAY NOT BE AS INTENSE.

SO FOR YOUR NEW YEAR'S EVE,

UPPER 60s, RAIN AND STORMS,

NOT PRETTY, HAVE YOUR UMBRELLA,

BE AWARE.

RIGHT NOW, CLOUDY SKIES, BUT

JUST TO THE WEST, A LITTLE BIT

OF RAIN IS ALREADY BEGINNING TO

SHOW UP.

NOT ALL OF IT HITTING THE GROUND

BECAUSE THE AIR IS REALLY DRY,

BUT IT IS GOING TO HIT THE

GROUND.

WE'RE WAITING ON THIS

UPPER-LEVEL LOW.

WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT FOR

DAYS.

SURE ENOUGH IT'S MOVING ONSHORE.

SURE ENOUGH IT'S CAUSING A WHOLE

LOT OF MOISTURE TO MOVE TO THE

NORTH.

SO AS WE LOOK AT TOMORROW, THE

HIGH PRESSURE THAT BROUGHT US

ALL OF OUR NICE WEATHER, NOW TO

THE EAST.

WE'VE GOT THAT ON SHORE FLOW.

HIGH TEMPERATURES NEAR 70.

HERE WE ARE AT 6:00, VERY HEAVY

RAIN TO OUR WEST.

IT'S MOVING OUR WAY.

MIDNIGHT WE'VE GOT RAIN AND

STORMS.

THEN A LITTLE BIT OF A BREAK.

WE'RE IN BETWEEN SYSTEMS.

BUT HERE COMES THE ONE THAT'S

ALONG THE COAST OF CALIFORNIA,

IT'S MOVING TO THE EAST.

AND OUR RAIN CHANCES GO UP AGAIN

FOR YOUR MONDAY.

BUT IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL SKY THIS

MORNING FROM DAVID MOORE.

LOOK AT THIS ONE FROM ANDY.

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING.

I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT.

THEN WE'VE GOT THE HIGH CLOUDS,

THIS ONE FROM CHRISTINA.

HIGH PRESSURE TODAY 54, THE

AVERAGE 62.

AND RIGHT NOW, IT'S CHILLY.

YOU'RE GOING OUT, YOU NEED A

JACKET.

LOW 40s TO THE LOW 50s AND A

WHOLE LOT COOLER THAN WE WERE

YESTERDAY.

AND RIGHT THERE AT 9:00 WE'RE IN

THE LOW TO UPPER 40s.

SO IN THE MORNING, LOW TO THE

UPPER 40s, HIGH, BELIEVE IT OR

NOT, UPPER 60s, NEAR 70.

RAIN CHANCES GO UP.

FOR NEW YEAR'S EVE, SUNDAY I DO

HAVE A HIGH CHANCE OF RAIN, BUT

IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S NOT GOING TO

BE AS BAD.

MONDAY, HIGH CHANCE OF RAIN WITH

LOCALLY HEAVY RAIN AND A SLIGHT

RISK THAT YOU COULD HAVE STRONG

TO SEVERE STORMS.

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UofL offense prepares for highly ranked LSU defense - Duration: 1:57.

ILE JACKSON'S SPEED MAKES HIS

DANGEROUS, HE' CLEARLY MORE

THAN A RUNNER.

>> HERE'S THE DEAL WITH LAMAR

JACKSON.

WHEN HE GETS IN THE SPACE, CAN

HE GO IN A HEARTBEAT.

WE HAVE TO MAKE TACKLES, MANAGE

GANG TACKLES, TACKLING HIS

SPACE.

>> THERE'S ONE GUY IN PARTICULAR

WHO IS EAGER TO SEE HIM, THAT'S

JAMAAL ADAMS, WHO IS LIKELY A

TOP TEN PICK IN THI YEAR'S NFL

DRAFT.

HE SAID JACKSON IS MICHAEL VICK

2.0, BUT LSU HASN'T SEEN THEIR

DEFENSE ALL SEASON AND FROM

PETRINO'S COMMENTS TODAY, IT

SOUNDS LIKE HE DISAGREES WITH

HIM.

>> THEY'LL BE THE MOST TALENTED

DEFENSE WE'VE GONE AGAINST ALL

YEAR, THEY'RE VERY PHYSICAL, UP

FRONT, DO A GREAT JOB IN THE RUN

GACHS AND WHERE THEY'RE SUPPOSED

TO FIT.

THEIR LINEBACKERS ARE BIG AND

CAN RUN AND PHYSICAL, AND

THEY'VE GOT GUYS WHO CAN MATCHUP

AND PLAY MAN COVERAGE.

>> NATALIE GRISE, WLKY SPORTS.

>> BOBBY PETRINO ACKNOWLEDGED

THAT TWO OF HIS PLAYERS WERE

SHOT DURING AN OFF CAMPUS PARTY

EARLIER THIS MONTH.

HE DID NOT IDENTIFY THE PLAYERS

BY NAME, BUT THE UNIVERSITY HAS

ANNOUNCED THAT JAMES HEARNS AND

HENRY FAMUREWA WOULD NOT PLAY

AGAINST LSU.

SOURCES HAVE PREVIOUSLY TOLD

WLKY THAT THE TWO PLAYERS AND A

CHEERLEADER WERE SHOT AT A PARTY

AT THE RETREAT APARTMENTS ON

DECEMBER 11TH.

>> THAT WAS SOMETHING THAT WAS A

TRAGEDY, SOMETHING THAT WE

TALKED TO OUR TEAM ABOUT THAT

WE'RE VERY FORTUNATE THAT WE'RE

NOT

AT A FUNERAL RIGHT NOW, THEY

THEY ARE HEALTHY AND CAN

CONTINUE THEIR CAREERS, GET

THEIR DEGREES AND EVERYTHING

THAT THEY CAME TO THE UNIVERSITY

OF LOUISVILLE TO DO.

>> PETRINO W ASKED ABOUT

WIKILEAKS, SAYING HE CONSIDERS

THE MATTER CLOSED.

LONNIE GALLOWAY RECEIVED GAME

PLAN INFORMATION FROM WAKE

FOREST RADIO ANALYST BEFORE THE

TEAM'S GAME ON NOVEMBER 12 JOINS

TIGER WOODS.

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Providence NYE preps - Duration: 0:22.

to

TOMORROW NIGHT --

THE CAPITAL CITY WILL

HOLD IT'S SECOND

ANNUAL "ONE

PROVIDENCE NEW YEAR'S

EVE BALL".

THE EVENT WILL BE HELD

AT THE RHODE ISLAND

CONVENTION CENTER --

AND WILL FEATURE 9

CASH BARS, LATE NIGHT

SNACKS FROM LOCAL

RESTAURANTS AND LOCAL

MUSICAL ACTS.

TICKETS ARE STILL

AVAILABLE AT 50 DOLLARS

FOR GENERAL ADMISSION

OR 85 FOR V-I-P.

ORGANIZERS SAY THEY

HAVE PLENTY OF

SECURITY DETAIL

PLANNED AND--

ALSO URGE PEOPLE NOT

TO DRIVE TO THE PARTY IF

THEY PLAN TO DRINK.

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Compare Loom & Leaf

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Wheels On The Bus Rhyme

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Check Out We Love You

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Disney Style Unboxing

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How To Change Timelines RIGHT NOW Through The Ripple Effect - Duration: 10:10.

How To Change Timelines RIGHT NOW Through The Ripple Effect.

By Gregg Prescott.

If you could go back in time, any choices you make outside of what already occurred

in the past would have a ripple effect on future events.

What if you didn�t realize you were already time traveling?

What if your dreams played as important of a role as your waking life?

Is this why the main stream media is constantly throwing negative events at us in order to

reinforce their timeline of subservience, control, and conformity, while knowing the

importance of how this timeline is being played out?

What can we do about this?

The ripple effect is the successive changing of future timelines after changing present

events.

Events from the future are transformed to become consistent with the alteration of the

timeline and are changed as a result of the ripple effect.

Did you ever have a dream where you saw the future and down the road, that dream became

reality?

How is this possible?

Time is linear and is only relevant to this planet.

For example, a 24 hour day on Earth is not the same as a full day on Mars, which is approximately

28 hours long.

Every probability for the future exists right now.

Only the past and present are fixed in linear time.

When we dream about future events, we are basically creating the possibility for that

event to occur.

When it occurs, we tend to write it off as coincidence, not fully knowing how powerful

our thoughts truly are.

Changing Timelines Through The Law Of Attraction

The Law of Attraction works in a similar way.

The Law of Attraction will bring you whatever is predominantly on your mind.

What if you were able to change future events right now by simply thinking positive thoughts

and affirmations?

Even the simplest things make a difference, such as letting a car into heavy traffic or

opening the door for someone.

When I�m at the beach, I always try to take a �Walk of Gratitude,� where I thank the

Creator, Universe, my spirit guides and guardian angels, friends and family on both sides of

the veil, our galactic neighbors and friends, Mother Earth and my higher self.

I express love and gratitude to all and add that I will continue to listen and be guided

with an open mind, ears, and heart.

I also ask for protection and safety in all areas of life.

I never ask for anything materialistic because materialism is what divides us as people.

While walking to my particular spot where I express my gratitude, I envision a �bubble

of love� that encompasses everything and everyone around me.

Sometimes, I�ll smile and say, �Good Morning� to people who I make eye contact with, but

inside, I�m saying, �I love you.�

I also try to incorporate a mantra where I tell myself that my DNA is changing as all

of my codons are open, as we only have 22 of our 64 codons open in our DNA.

I ask all of those I express gratitude to, to help me open these remaining codons, so

I can heal myself and others in the best interests of humanity.

Within this Walk of Gratitude, there is a balance of service to self and service to

others, all in the highest vibrations of truth and love.

If you incorporate a similar routine in your life (feel free to amend anything and make

it YOURS), you�ll find the world will change around you.

I can�t express the importance of thinking positive thoughts as each thought is energy

that goes out into the aether and exists as a possibility for future events.

Changing Your Routine

Another way to alter timelines is to change your daily routine.

According to Dolores Cannon, every decision you make creates a parallel reality.

For example, if you decided to wear white socks instead of yellow socks or no socks

at all, in a parallel reality, you chose to wear yellow socks and in a different parallel

universe, you chose to wear no socks at all.

Every possible option is played out in parallel realities and the option that we are all experiencing

is only one version of this.

Our present reality is simply the probability of all parallel universes being played out

in present time.

In another parallel universe, there is no war, famine, or homelessness.

Tesla�s free energyhas been implemented since the 1800�s and we have been traveling

throughout space for the past 80 years.

Bilocating and teleporting yourself anywhere in the world is a common theme.

There are no chemtrails, GMO�s, or fluoride in the water.

Our air, food and water supplies are pristine!

This reality exists right now and we�re all living on it in a parallel universe.

The more we believe in this alternate reality, the more it comes to fruition.

By simply envisioning this as a probability has already changed the outcome!

Also see: Nikola Tesla: Time Travel Experiments

The matrix we live in is based on expectations and predictive programming, so by altering

your routine, you�re also altering the present timeline which in turn, affects future timelines.

It�s as easy as incorporating something positive into your daily routine or doing

a random act of kindness for someone whenever the opportunity arises.

At this point, the ripple effect takes place and while you�re still thinking, �This

is just an ordinary day�, something BIG just happened to create a positive timeline

in the future for EVERYONE!

Affirmations That Will Change Future Timelines

Just by saying these affirmations out loud, you are altering the timeline in a positive

way!

In our future timeline:

there is no money or need for government.

we are all living in abundance and prosperity.

all health issues are healed, treated and cured holistically without the need for Big

Pharma.

our life span is as long as we desire.

aging, as we know it, no longer exists.

our water, air and food supplies are pristine.

there is no fear, only love.

all races live in peace and embrace what makes us different from one another.

we embrace and peacefully coexist with other star nations and travel back and forth to

share our experiences with one another.

we are able to teleport anywhere in the world, galaxy, or universe.

we have finally left the matrix!

We Can Make This Happen!

The following is an excerpt from Proof That Group Meditation Can Change The World:

Meditation has the potential to literally transform the world.

In 1978, what is known as the �Maharishi Effect� took place when a group of 7000

individuals over the course of 3 weeks were meditating in hopes of positively effecting

the surrounding city.

They were able to literally transform the collective energy of the city which reduced

global crime rates, violence, and casualties during the times of their meditation by an

average of 16%.

Suicide rates and automobile accidents also were reduced with all variables accounted

for.

In fact, there was a 72% reduction in terrorist activity during the times at which this group

was meditation.

If group meditation can change the world, so can positive affirmations!

Imagine the ripple effect that occurred in 1978 when this happened?

There are many things that have come and gone without coming to fruition, such as the North

American Union, Edgar Cayce�s prediction of Armageddon in 1999, the New World Order

in 2000, etc� It�s very well possible that these events were deterred by the Maharishi

Effect in 1978 as well as the Harmonic Convergence that occurred in 1987, where synchronized

meditation events from August 16�17, 1987 shifted the collective consciousness on the

planet.

n order for this to change the timelines as quickly as possible, it�s important to share

this with as many people as possible.

The more people who are thinking positive outcomes, the faster they will happen.

Now, more than ever, we really need this to come to fruition as those in power are pushing

for World War III.

In a very near parallel universe, this does not happen and it could boil down to you helping

to create this ripple effect!

Gregg Prescott, M.S. is the founder and editor of In5D and BodyMindSoulSpirit.

You can find his In5D Radio shows on the In5D Youtube channel.

Gregg is also a transformational speaker and promotes spiritual, metaphysical and esoteric

conferences in the United States through In5dEvents.

His love and faith for humanity motivates him to work in humanity�s best interests

12-15+ hours a day, 365 days a year.

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