My name is Sher Gill. I was never part of any sort of a special force.
But I am an expert at coming on top of everyday social-interactions.
Despite having short attendance in college, I still appeared for all my exams.
And every year, I've managed to impress my snobbish HR during my appraisal interviews.
Today, along with my crew I will show you how to get a leave sanctioned from an angry boss...
how to workout in an overcrowded gym and how to impress a nice looking dane in a club full of despos.
Every day, millions of people face these challenges but wind up throwing their confidence...
out of the window in the process. But I will teach you how to not just survive but thrive in these difficult times.
At this time, I'm in my local gym. And getting a good workout here, is no easy task.
This place is packed with wild creatures that I have to face on a daily basis.
All these dumbbells, rods and mats... these guys won't waste a second to hog any of this equipment.
And when they're in your way, your dedication is tested.
Itís leg day today, and my first obstacle is the leg extension machine.
The machine is kept towards... North. Letís go.
OH F***! Even ATMs don't have queues this long!
I'll have to do something or my shapely calves will remain a secret.
Brains over brawns. That's the only way one can tame these wild beasts.
Bro... Isolate or concentrate? What kind of whey protein do you think will be better suited for my body type?
Isolate, bro. Always isolate.
You're not serious, are you? You'll have to burn half your salary to get one box of isolate.
He doesn't know shit, man. Don't listen to this guy.
You'll have to sell a kidney if you listen to him.
What nonsense is this? Is this what is called a presentation?
Every jungle has a Lion.
But as far as this jungle is concerned, I'm not that lion. It's that idiot sitting in the corner.
And today, I need to go into the Lion's den and ask for a day off.
This goes without saying, but I'm still gonna say it...
Don't even think of approaching a lion when he's in a bad mood.
Now, I'm just gonna play the waiting game for a while. Not like I have a choice.
Getting a furious boss to calm down is only possible if you possess three essential qualities... Confidence.
You can say it thrice. But I don't like repeating myself.
Sir... -What is it?
Just wanted to update you on a few things, Sir.
What?
Sir, the client was extremely happy with the presentation.
He gave us three standing ovations even before 'thank you' slide was up.
A few employees did incur minor injuries while the project was being completed though,
but I convinced them not to file for worker's compensation lawsuits.
Good. You get paid for this only, don't you?
On our way back, we also picked up your favourite salad with honey mustard, ranch, southwest and chilly.
Just the way you like it, sir.
Good, good. So what are the next steps?
Nothing much Sir, as soon as I return to work the day after tomorrow, I'll send them the bill for the work done.
I'm proud of you, Sher!
Always my pleasure, sir.
So here I am, at the gates of a happening house party in South Delhi.
But don't go by the ambience of the place just yet.
They may be listening to good ol' Pink Floyd at the moment but let a couple of hours pass...
and they'd be headbanging to the soulful sounds of evergreen bhojpuri music.
But more importantly, if luck is on my side tonight...
I'd get to a little, how do you say...
healthy flirting with one of the danes present here.
Wow!
It's clearly visible that this girl is a little perturbed...
by wild creatures, otherwise known as 'despos'.
I don't have a choice other than waiting it out.
The Despos are not visible right now...
this is the perfect time!
On most days, my heart pumps more confidence than blood...
but I seem to be a bit short on that front at the moment.
No worries though. I have the perfect fix for that too.
Denver
With this I'll be able to stabilise the dropping levels of my confidence and also be successful.
Hi...Do you know why they're called Nachos?
No...
If you wish, I can Google it for you.
Nice way to begin small talk.
Hi, my name is Sher. -Sonali.
Alright, then. The day is almost at an end.
We resorted to aur charm, wits and confidence to stand tall...
in front of every adversity that the day had in store for us.
It's almost midnight and my mother has probably locked the door of my house.
Do you think I'll find a way to get inside my house at this odd hour?
To find out, don't forget to tune in for the next episode. Till then Stay Sher!
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