Hey everybody! So I'm back in London with this one. And I thought I could just spend
a couple weeks hanging out with my girlfriend, and she was like, "No, we need to make a video,
blah blah blah YouTube." Okay, we don't have to film this video! I can leave!
I'm just teasing you, baby. Nooo!
Hahaha!
We're gonna tell each other things that we haven't told each other before.
Crazy!
And I couldn't think of any, so I had to like text my friends
and be like, "Can you remember stories of things that I've done that Fiona might not
know about?" So, I think I have some now.
We'll see. We'll see what this video's like.
You wanna go first?
Sure. Number one, we'll start you off light. In my home in Melbourne -- we had a One Direction shrine.
A shrine?
Yes. Like a full on --
Like a Hey Arnold like made out of chewed gum kind of thing?
We didn't have to use chewed gum cause we had an apartment cause we're adults.
Are you?
It was like part of like -- it was a huge shelf and it just had this like area.
Did you have like candles? Did you have like a One Direction seance?
Of course we had candles in there. We had candles in there. We had like all of our One
Direction merchandise. And we also had a calendar ritual where every month to change over the
-- we had a One Direction calendar obviously -- and to change over the month, we would
turn off all of the lights and we would light a candle and play whichever song had summed
up that last month, or maybe it was like whatever vibe we wanted to put into the next month
from One Direction -- play that song, and then go forward and just change the calendar.
That's so creepy!
We also had like a huge proper like big ass poster on the fridge, so whenever maintenance
came in they were like...
Cause, and also when Zayn left One Direction, we put a little cloth over the shrine.
Oh my god!
Just for like a few days.
Fly your flag at half mast?
Yeah.
What else you got?
You have to do one now!
Oh, we're like switching?
Yeah!
One time, I broke a person's jaw. Like, broke it.
I've broken like so many people's bones in water polo. It was like a thing -- I had to
make someone bleed every game.
That's fucked up, man. Mine was unintentional. I didn't want to do it.
Oh no, I had like a rule that I would make someone bleed every game in water polo. I
broke a girl's finger without getting caught. *Laughter* That wasn't even my turn! That was
just Riley's one.
I guess I'll tell the story, even thought it clearly doesn't matter because I'm dating
a violent water polo-er. I was just playing soccer, and I was like running because I was
a forward, and I had gotten like a through ball and the goalie was like coming out, and
the defender like pushed me right at the last second, and I like fell backwards, and my
elbow hit the goalie in the mouth, and it like -- his bottom teeth, it like knocked
them back into his mouth.
Oh wow.
So, yeah, it was really bad. I had like teeth marks on my elbow, and he was like sitting
there like bleeding out of his mouth, and I was like, "Oh god what did I do??" And then
afterwards, I heard that he had to get like root canals on all of those teeth, and then
he like missed the whole season and had his mouth like wired shut, and I felt so bad,
but also it was not my fault -- it was unintentional, and I was pushed.
Wow, exposed!
Okay, next. Your turn.
The way that I broke up with my high school boyfriend -- we'd been dating for just over
6 months. I had wanted to break up with him for a while cause I was just bored, but I
wanted to get to the 6 month mark. So I wanted to be able to be like, "Oh my god, I've been
in a relationship for 6 months." So, for 6 months -- cause, you know me, I'm very sentimental,
very romantic. And so for our 6 month anniversary, I took him out on this amazing date, I wrote
him this like 5 page letter about how much I love him.
To someone you were planning to break up with??? You're the worst!
And then I was like, "Okay, now I've done that." I waited a few weeks. And then Liam
and I -- Liam's my best friend from high school, shout out to Liam -- we were hanging out in
a park. I was like, "I really wanna dump James." And he was like, "Yeah, he was actually really
annoying in drama this week, so could you?" And I was like, "Yeah, fair." And so I called
him to try to break up with him, and he didn't pick up. And then we were like -- we wanted
to go get some water from the shops. So we walked on in, and then we passed him with
like all of his friends and we were like, "Great, okay." And we go over -- I'm like
hugging all his friends like, "Hey guys, like what's good?" And I was like 'Hey James? How're
you?" And then Liam had to go off with his friends while I took James to the side and
broke up with him, and Liam's sitting with all of them, and they're like, "Why, what's
happening? What's she doing?" Liam's like, "I don't know. I'm one of the bros now!" And
they're like, "You're Fi and Liam, like you know what's happening." And then I dumped
him and then he just went back. So yeah, that's how I dumped my high school boyfriend.
That's so stressful, that like stressed me out just to hear that. Alright, let's see
what else I got. Um, a Danish police officer broke my wrist.
I love how you clickbait your stories. *Laughter* Danish police officer broke my wrist! Go on, tell me.
But I haven't told you?
No, you haven't.
Oooh.
Um, I was studying abroad in Sweden, and we took like a weekend to go to Copenhagen, and
there was like this whole like festival thing going on and there was like a ton of people
out, and we were waiting in line to go into like a jail thing -- an old jail that they
were doing like tours of. And the police were out, and they had like riot gear stuff but
it wasn't cause there was like a riot, it's because they're like Danish police and they're
just like hanging out. Um, and they were like people use it. Like, they were letting kids
come out up and like hold the riot shields and batons and stuff, they're like goofing
around with it. Like totally not something that would happen in the US. And so one of
them came up to our group and he was like, "Hey, do you wanna try this stuff?" And I
was like, "Yeah I do!" And so I like grabbed the riot shield and he was like, "Okay, I'm
gonna kick it. And I was like, "Cooool!" So he like kicks the riot shield and it like
knocked me back, and I felt like a pain in my wrist, and I was like, "Oh, that wasn't
so bad. Do it again!" And he did it again, and it like almost knocked me back on my ass
-- like, I like caught myself. So I handed him back his shield and then like we went
on our way, and while we were touring the jail, I was like, "Wow, my wrist really hurts."
And like it just got worse and worse, and so when we got back to Sweden, I just like
popped into the nearest, like, hospital, and I was like, "Guys, can you check out my wrist?"
And they like -- there was nobody there -- they x-rayed it in like two seconds, got me a cast,
and I was good to go.
Once, I -- I have two broken bone stories that are similar to that. They're not secrets,
but I'm just gonna share them now. One is that when I was a child, I broke my thumb
going down the slide cause I was like climbing up and then someone went down it as I was
climbing up it, and I didn't wanna like stop playing at recess so I just didn't tell the
teacher, and then like ages later I was like -- I went to class and lunch was over, and
I went to her and I was like, "Whoops, I did this!" And another time, I was on -- we have
a thing in Australia called outward bound, it sounds fake, but basically when you're
about 14 or 15, they send you out bush for two weeks. It's a real thing! Um, and we did,
I think was when we were doing rock climbing -- I can see where we were. I think it was
rock climbing or abseiling -- I broke my wrist, and I just didn't tell the guy cause he was
really annoying -- I didn't wanna like have to talk to him. And then I just ended up snapping
my wrist back into place and it was fine -- it just hurt a bit more for the rest of the trip.
Euh, that's the so gross. When I was a teenager, like in middle school, um, I did, like, modeling.
Like was paid money to like model, and there's like professional photos of me like modeling.
Show me the photos!
No, no, nope! Nope! I'm not sure how many of them still exist. Like, I'm sure there
are a few on my computer, but like --
I'll find these online, you know I will.
They're definitely not online. They used to be on my MySpace -- they were all over my
MySpace when that was a thing.
Then they're online.
They don't exist on MySpace anymore. MySpace got rid of like old profiles. I remember having
to like download all the old photos off of it. So they probably exist somewhere on my computer --
Baby, please show me! Was it like very preppy as well?
Mhm. I was like very like preppy, sporty kinda. I had like the Justin Bieber like fwoosh hair.
See I told you you'd love this shit.
I love it.
I forgot that that had like happened until my friends were like, "Yeah, remember, you
modeled!" And I was like, "Euh, oh god, dark times."
That's so funny. My final one is -- you have to still be with me after this.
Oh god. Okay. That's not reassuring.
One sec. Maddie! So, for the last one, got my housemate Maddie here.
What's good?
And she's going to reveal to Riley my final secret.
Where am I hovering? Am I hovering in between you two? You know how everyone has one or
two special treats that they like to nibble upon? You know, not every day, but on the
occasions when you do ingest it, it brings you great joy, and you enjoy wholeheartedly, more
so than perhaps anything else that I've ever seen. Fiona here likes to concoct a delicate
mixture starting with chicken 2-minute noodles. So if you don't know what 2-minute noodles
are, they're like the instant ramen, like super noodles. So she gets the chicken packet,
she makes them as normal, chicken flavor in -- it's vegan, don't worry, stop crying -- then,
into that, we're gonna mix a little bit of ketchup and mayonnaise.
Mayonnaise? With chicken ramen?
Ketchup and mayonnaise, with the chicken flavoring. Chicken -- so you got ramen, chicken flavoring
powder, ketchup, and mayonnaise. She mixes it together, she smiles at the bowl, she takes it to her room.
Okay, I don't smile at the bowl!
Um, you definitely do. It's always like late at night when we're both like, you know what,
fine. And then like I make my 2-minute noodles, she makes her 2-minute noodles, I stop there,
she just keeps on going. Gloopy gloopy. Special sauce in your chicken ramen. Enjoy your relationship.
Why -- how did you even find that? What made you wanna be like, "Yes, these are good ingredients to put?"
They taste good!
It's just an instinct, you know. It looks repulsive, makes me feel physically sick, but I don't really need --
Have you tried it?
Obviously not. It looks worse than it sounds.
It sounds awful! Disgusting.
And that is my final secret.
Anyways, um, a little update about our London time -- we're gonna go to some English countryside
in the middle of nowhere this weekend --
Yeah! Cotswold Way!
And then next week, we're going to Malta, which I am really excited about. And before
this, I went to Lisbon, Portugal on my way here. Basically, I haven't been home this
entire month. I've been doing like one video a week in April because I've just been travelling
too much. But I'm gonna get back to two videos very soon. But yeah, that's it. We gotta go.
Uh, thank you so much for watching! I love you all, and I'll see you next time.
Do do doo doo. Do do doo doo doo doo doo.
Alright, let's go let's go let's go!
We legit really need to pack now. Bye!
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