We could keep talking for hours, but this program is not about the 3 of us
We will get in today's guest, he's a proper superstar of international quality
Warmly welcome Bård Urheim Ylvisåker
Applause – I got a hug, that's nice
Hi Bård, say Hi to Nils – Haven't met before, hug and everything
Yes, blue is good – Yes isn't that nice – A boy's colour – You wear red which is a girl's colour
So, are you doing well or badly? – I'm doing very well – That's all you have to say about it?
No, I can say more. I just thought that I don't have any reason to complain
Which is a bit bad actually – But was is going well – No reason to complain?
Politically correct – There must be something to complain about – Yes I have
But it's so small that it doesn't matter. No, I'm fine, I have healthy children and 2 dogs
which are totally okay, one dog is brain damaged – Is that true? – But that's not a problem for me
And I have a job and – A wife – Yes, I have. She is nice – She is not brain damaged - No
She is pretty brisk – You...what about the brain damaged dog – I guess lack of oxygen
The short version is that we got a dog, from a very good breeder and the contract said it has to be displayed
So we had to and it was shit, because we don't like to display dogs, and he won all kinds of things
But then we thought shit, we don't want to display him anymore, we have complied with the contract
We want a new dog, I think we got a new choice, from the same breeder
How did you notice that it was brain damaged – First of all it's smaller than it actually should be
And additionally the teeth grow in all directions and he has problems with his joints,
And he's generally stupid and difficult. And has an empty expression – But before we continue
What do you like best, being called Bård or Vegard?
What should I go for? – Can we get a bib?
It was such a good question that I was about to lose my primary functions
I also shat my pants... no, you know, I like best being called Bård – Then I go for it
But it's 50/50, on the street – But you are busy with absolutely nothing at the moment,
How is it to be in that phase? – For me it is very nice to work without exposure
it's the best form of work. We are working now, even if we're not on TV
What are you doing? – We had some kind of talk show for a long time
And that was totally cool – You still have that without exposure?
Yes, but only for family and friends
No but we did it for 5 years, and we're not the types to do a talk show for 5 years
So we try to create new things, so if you see us come back with a talk show, we failed
If we come up with something else, we succeeded with it
So if you had a talk show for a while and come back with a new talk show, you fail?
It doesn't get worse than that? – No it doesn't
But we will now move from our own continent to a completely different one, people
As you understood, we will go over to the US, the American continent, as you heard from my slang
Because you Bård, you did what so many people dream about, namely to break through in the US, haven't you?
Fantastic. It's been a few years since The Fox went around the world, but you got an international management
You received offers from the US, there was a headline, see here, it says amongst others that
you were busy with a concrete TV concept in the US. But I didn't get what happened, because it wasn't conducted
It was conducted partially, but this is one of the things that is very difficult to talk about actually
Because it sounds as if...it's difficult to get out of it well, but I'll try to take you on the adventure with me
Fantastic journey – Because what happened was that we were contacted by different people
And also by Lionsgate which is a big player, and the whole Hollywood cliché, about
Being forced to work with loads of people you don't want to work with at all, so it just
became farther away from what we wanted – But it was a concrete offer for a TV show? – Yes
and we ended up making a pilot, it was totally absurd, loads of money involved,
and huge monster trucks dressed in fix fur – Is that true? – And at that point of time,
we already knew, we're not going to make this, so let's do it, and you can find it somewhere,
this pilot...it's some of the worst things we've done
You couldn't just please the American audience who probably wanted to have that?
Yes, we could have, but we came to realise that, which was a good realisation for us,
that Dear God, now we're here, and we're here because of
something that we created in Grünerløkka, with our own gang
And when we were at the meetings and talked about the new things, we noticed that it wasn't what people thought was cool to hear about,
They wanted to see the videos we had made, and it's absurd that we should sit down in LA because of a childhood dream
And work with people you don't want to work with, when you can work here, 20 minutes away from kids and family
And actually create something that is suddenly shown all over the world, it turned out like this, luckily
So now I talked a lot – No, no problem – Just talk – But luckily it turned out like that,
That in 2017 you can create something here, and if we do something spectacular, the whole world can see it
But apparently we won't achieve that, but... – It happened before – Yes it did
But I thought right here – But it could go viral
But I have to ask, how is to stand there and now it won't work out?
At first you're frustrated because you still have the ambitions to make it work, but then
You just let it go, you can come to terms with it, like
But suddenly the contract hits you very painfully in the face, so you just have to let it fade away
And create something that's so bad that no one wants to have it – So you did it on purpose, plain and simple?
You can't admit it – I can't admit it...
But you're free to interpret it
So you get scared that if you admit it, they come with their lawyers and so on
Because they watch this here? – Yes they do, it will be on the internet - Yes, right? – It's a good point
So you ended up with a pilot and it didn't go further? – Yes
Isn't that good for your brother, you actually is a pilot? It gets very close
Aren't you both...? – Are you also a pilot? – No, I'm not, but my little brother is a pilot as well
So he flies helicopters, and the other one flies normal planes – He works with helicopters?
That's very dangerous – Danger of death – Gunhild is a critical journalist – Yes I have a Master's degree in journalism, so watch out
You do? – A Master? You do?
Yes, I actually do. From London – But I won't let it go just now
When you became famous all over the world, and in the US, would you have wished for different clothing circumstances?
I think we have a picture here we can look at
Was it easy to forget what you were wearing when you were at the red carpet with other celebrities?
To be completely honest, if I should ever stand in front of in EMA wall, it's like this I want to do it
Honestly? – Yes, I think that's what you want. There are pictures of us in front of the same wall,
in leather jackets. They are more boring. I think this is something at least
But which celebrities did you meet in these costumes? – These are the EMAs, the European music awards in Amsterdam
And it was very funny, because the advantage with the costumes is that... we joked about it as
"unzip your stardom", as we said in an interview. When we took them off, we were just technical personnel
Like most people. We were sitting there wondering if we have something to do there
Ariana Grande was sitting there, and Katy Perry over there, then we put them on,
And I remember that 1 second after we did, Miley Cyrus came running and just wrapped around my back
And she was hanging on my back as if we've known each other for over 50 years
And those are the costumes from Norwegian film, a squirrel and a bear or something
It would be nice to see pictures of you with Miley Cyrus on your back – I cry myself to sleep every night
That's what everyone dreams about, dress up and have Hannah Montana on your back – Yes
Now we will look at something I think is so charming that it would be stupid not to show it
So 2016 was the year were many of our biggest and dearest artists died and one of them is our very own Arnie Skiffle-Joe Norse
And he is one of many thousands who made a very interesting cover version of the Fox
And I think we will watch a very strong version here, watch that
This is a homage to Ylvis, to the highest degree, because these boys...
They outplay everything, I have never seen such a level of fantasy and such great singers
The mouse saw a fox on the subway and it had big
Tell me what the fox said
The cat said
And the dog said
The mouse called the fox pretty, but the fox
But tell me what the fox said
The bird said
And the mouse
And tell me what the fox said
The cow said
And the frog said
And the fox screamed...oh
And the fox screamed it's not okay
But the fox screamed as loud as he could, it's not okay
But what does the mouse say
What does the mouse say
Nothing much to say about that – Independently from the fact that this is about my material,
That's the funniest clip – It's fascinating – It's so great
Not that long ago, you left the Vestland's capital Bergen in favour of Oslo
It's of course a disappointment for the Bergen people, but you moved from Vestlandet to Vestkanten (Western part of Oslo)
To move to Vestkanten was somewhat against our will, but my middle daughter had a friend,
She didn't want to move, but she had a friend who moved to Oslo, and Oslo west,
So we moved to the friend, so we could have also moved to Grönland, we moved to her
And it's a special part of town to live in, I don't think I would have chosen it
What do you mean with special? – I tend to that everyone needs to have a Mark Jacobs bag in high school
So when you have children in that age yourself, you work against it as good as you can, but...
They also have a limousine to the school dance – But they have that in other parts as well
Yes sure...I put all those things to Vestkanten – Did you find new friends in your new area?
Not at all. I become less and less social with each day that passes
Isn't it very important when you have children to get to know the parents and learn
who doesn't want to have cocaine at their parties and whom they get in contact with and control them?
When you go to the parents' meetings, you know who has cocaine...
Pretty easy to find these things out – We want to give something back to you, Bård
Because you're so friendly to meet us here, so we sent our temp Morten Ramm,
He offered to walk your dogs, but behind this nice offer, Morten had a hidden agenda
Because he needed an excuse to talk with your neighbours about how you actually are
We can take a look at it – Thanks for watching the dogs, that's very nice
It's a nice way to get an insight into your everyday life, walking around, being Bård
Walk your dogs, talk to your neighbours, get to know the area
If you want to be Bård, I don't talk to the neighbours a lot
I want to find out how your everyday life is – But it's not really walking around talking to the neighbours
To be dead honest. Don't annoy the neighbours – I won't of course – It would fall back on me
Good tour – Go with Morten
Hi, Morten – Pernille – Do you often deliver mail?
Have you met these 2? – These 2 want to eat my dog – They do? – Yes
Do you know Bård Ylvis who lives there? Hello – Hi
My name is Gjertrud – My name is Morten – Nice to meet you – You too
Do you know these dogs? – Yes, they live over there in the big, white house – Yes
They're Bård Ylvisåker's. Do you know him? – No, not at all – You don't? – No
You've never talked to him? – Not really, no – How long have you lived next to him?
About 1.5 years – 1.5 years? – Yes – Right across the hedge? And you haven't said a word?
We don't even say Hi to each other. I know who he is, but not more than that
You live 25 metres from his house, but you have never talked? – No
I think he may have said Hi to me maybe 2 times – 2 times? And how many times have you seen him?
Oh, many times –Many times
I think you should take the time to talk a bit with your neighbours – Yes I don't say he doesn't
But he never has – He never has? It never happened? – No – Never had contact? With his neighbours? – No
So when I see him, he is like this
Just to avoid looking at you – Yes – Pretends as if he doesn't see you – He seems very busy
He does? – Yes – He seems busy, or do you think he pretends to be to avoid talking?
Do you think if you asked him what your name was, would he remember it? – No
He wouldn't? – No – No idea – Are you disappointed? – I ask myself is this is it?
I have been a lot in their house before, because those who lived there before were good friends of ours
So it's a bit strange that there are different people there – Very strange
I can understand that, there were nice people living there you had good contact with, and
then ice cold celebrities move in there who don't have contact with anyone
Did you have garden or street parties? – No we didn't have the last years, but had a lot before
So it stopped when Bård moved in?
Have you ever gotten a hug from Bård? – No, absolutely not, not even close – Then I'll hug you
So nice – That's how I am as a person – Maybe you should move in and be our neighbour
I should, at least you would have a nicer neighbourhood – Maybe we could also have street parties
You are very gladly welcome
What is your first response? – I can't get out of this well...but
Why don't you say Hi? – I've only seen one of them before. I haven't seen the others
But they've seen you – I have seen the one with the German shepherd, he's very nice
But if I should analyse it, I would say that I look down a lot because
I feel that I'm intrusive, I want people to be able avoid me, I also take a turn quickly
But do you feel self-contempt? – No...but I also don't want to – You don't want to talk
Vegard is a lot better, he talks with people at the mail box – But I think because you are known
And you are even a worldwide star, even if you had fox costumes
Fantastic, what you achieved, Bård
Yes, and then people talk about you, if I don't talk to them, they talk to each other
I could be your consultant, I'm not one, but I could be one – And teach me how to say Hi? – Yes
So they will all think, Bård, or Vegard, from Ylvis, he is such a nice neighbour,
he always comes around with a hot dog, he's always smiling, so important
In the beginning I had the ambition to go around and say Hi to everyone, but I don't know
Why did you change your mind – I didn't think they would have the need for me to ring and
And say Hi, I'm your neighbour...okay
I recently realised that my street is a dead end, so the people who walk there, live down there
Before I just thought everyone would go past there, I thought it was a through street
This was very useful for me, I know now that these are my neighbours, I didn't know before
But Ylvis Bård, as you're known, you performed together with your brother, your best friend Vegard
During all these years, you have been tight-knit, so that some people struggle to distinguish the 2 of you
Plain and simple. Gunhild struggles a lot, as we got to know, but even if many struggle,
when we talked with Vegard, he said that there is one difference between the 2 of you
which is very important, and makes you 2 completely different individuals, can you guess?
It's him who said it, so it has to be something positive about him – Yes
I can only guess that it has something to do with recognising names, and since it's him who came up with the idea
So he's probably better in recognising names than I am – I won't reveal the answer just now
Because we can get Vegard Ylvisåker into this room now, the 2 of you can leave us, so we can get Vegard in
A very long way to come in into the studio
I went the wrong way
Hi Vegard, welcome. Do you want to say Hi to your brother?
Should I sit here? – You can sit there, yes. Are you also called Urheim? – Yes
That's what I wondered about. Now you're allowed to...no, what is it you have planned for us?
What I have planned...I don't know if you talked about it – Were you so far away?
Yes, I'm busy with other things, many hobbies I'm busy with all the time, so
I'm not busy with that Bård is doing at all – But you're allowed to be here as well
Huh? - But you're allowed to come with me -Yes, that's fun – But what is the difference between you?
The difference between us is that Bård is very bad with names
Yes – Totally awful – Very bad with names – Only with names?
Yes, I think he works more with the face, so that he recognises the people he works with,
But I don't think he knows what they're called – Does he know where they are in his life
And whose friends they are and so on? – He gives a 100% damn about whose friends they are
So he isn't interested in their relations? – No... – You're not
Will there be something very good about me at the end of this show?
Because we're going down even more now – Yes
The good old Tørnquist effect. To go down very well
So we thought to create a small line up with people you have worked with – Very nice
So we will get people in the studio? – Yes – And see if Bård can remember their names
The good feeling of sitting face to face with someone whose name you don't know, maybe
Are those people who have meant something for Bård? – They've meant a lot - This will be a nice day – It will be exciting
Should we just get them in? – Yes. Then we start with exhibit no. 1
What the hell is that? - Nice to see you again - You too
Whom do we have here Bård? – I have no idea
Is that true? Nothing?
You don't recognise the face? – Yes, I recognise the face, but not the connection, I don't know
Think work – I don't think it's a private... – Guy – Guy, sitting in front of me
I'm sorry for treating you like a piece of meat – No problem
You're not a camera man? – No I'm not – That was just a wild guess, you're just saying something
Yes, you know, I don't recognise you. I know your face, but not the connection
That's very nice – Good to know – But what's your name? Andreas? – No. It's not
I should guess Mohammed, that's the most common name – William is this year's most popular
William...or Noora. No, I don't know – Should I say it? – You can reveal it
Thomas? – That's a bit off, but Ole Christian – Ole Christian – I heard the name
What are you working with? – I work with graphics – Exactly, you're working with Torstein
I do – You remember his colleague – And how long? – The last 3 years – Last 3 years
The last 3 years? – Yes, because I have a thingy in my ear and I hear "Ole Christian, where are the pictures?"
Yes, that's me – So you have good memories with Ole Christian? – Yes, we go way back
But you got the pictures? – Yes I got them, of course, I'm sorry – It's okay
We can't give you anything else than an F on this – It was a gallant F
It may have been uncomfortable in this situation, but now I'll remember you until I die
That's also very nice – We say thank you for coming here, Ole Christian – I take that
I can take the microphone because I sit closer to those coming in
You want to take my power? – No, you have it. It's in your beard
The next one, please
Professional entrance – There you go
Whom do we have here, Bård? – This is our graphical guy – That's totally correct
1 of 2 twins – That's also totally correct – But do you know what this twin is called?
I am tempted to go down the Christian road – That's not correct – No, it's not
There was a different guy called Christian there – So I come out well nevertheless
Can I get the letter? – T – T? – Yes
Are you completely sure? – Yes – Just wild guessing of names with T is a bit sad
And not even then...I can't think of one name with T – Do we get an answer?
Tobias? – You're onto to something. It's not correct, but you have the first two letters
I think we can say the whole name now, because he failed, otherwise it takes forever
Tommy! – That's totally correct – Damn, there it comes – Fantastic
We say thanks to you – Nice to see you again – Thanks for participating – Believe it or not
I think we can get in... – The twin? – The next one – Yes, we'll get in the next one, please come
Yes, that's very easy. That's Emilia
Yes, that's correct
And you know what, the bonus is that I even remember the name of the baby – Yes you do?
First it's a girl, and her name is Ella – Is that true? – Yes
Bård, you're showing yourself from a side that's likeable – Yes, you know what?
It's just luck that I remember it, because she was just at our office, and we had a conversation about it
And I remember I really thought about the name because I think it's a bit of an old name for a young baby
But it will always be like this, because all old people have been young once
But I think Emma sounds a bit younger – Yes it does – Can you get her to be quiet? - Yes
We say thank you to Ella and Emilia – Thanks for participating and coming with your baby
You're welcome -Bye – Bye Ella - He appears to be special guy – A name smack
We should destroy that with the next one - Yes. We should get in the next participant
See here now, now it starts getting tricky, you know
Thanks for last, nice to meet you – What kind of bandit is he – I have no idea
Can you say something about what you have worked on together? – No he has to say it
You can say it – I kveld med Ylvis again – Yes – Camera man. No – Close...something like this
It's dark behind the camera, you don't see the camera man, it's very dark behind there
Btu the name? – No idea – No idea? – No – Can you give the first letter? – C
Yes right? – It can be everything – Candreas? – Is it Charlie?
No, but you got the first 2 letters
No...Ch and then something completely fresh and new... Chøkk? Is it Chøkk?
No but nice try – Here comes Chøkk, good old Chøkk – Maybe you should reveal your name
Christian – So it was close – Yes, it was close – And how long have you worked with Chøkk
I think it goes back 4 or 5 years – So it's time... – Time to take a beer
But you seem very nice – I hope so – What do you think about me? – You look a bit scared?
I'm sorry – Christian, thanks for being so generous to be a part of this causal competition
Can you get out? – You can get the microphone
Vegard, I say thank you for coming to us – You're welcome – And where will you go now?
I will go to McDonald's, I always do it like that. In the middle of the day
Good trip, thanks for coming. Should we get our 2 loved sidekicks back in
What should we say, it could have gone even worse – Yes it could. I was positively surprised
It could also have been better – A lot better
But we have to finish this impressive show that has been "Later with Tørnquist"
Thanks for coming – You're welcome, and good luck with the project here
Thanks, this project will roll for years, because we just spent hundreds of kroner for this here
Next week the farm celebrity will come, we are looking very much forward to it
So all that's left for us is saying thank you and play Tir n'a Noir and get in a guitar
So I can play some nice accords, thank you
It's a dark November, the sea battles the beach
In a shipwrecked dream in a summer green land
But I still remember pretty Mari
Far west in Tir n'a Noir
Were you a dream ? Were you real? Were you skin? Were you blood?
I can hear you laugh. I can remember I laughed
Beyond horizons, so eroded and gone
are you mine, my Mari
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