(upbeat music)
- [Frank] Sabrina Fisher.
- Good morning, Your Honor.
- Good morning, Sabrina.
What are you so happy about?
- To be alive.
- That's a good answer, Inspector Quinn.
It's a good answer.
You know why that's a good answer, Inspector Quinn?
Seriously.
If you talk to anyone who is ill
and they're quite ill, they all say the same thing.
They say, "Enjoy life, it's a precious gift."
- That's right.
- And I think an awful lot of us just take it for granted.
We get up in the morning, we feel good, we go on with our,
and we don't really stop and smell the roses,
and say this is a precious gift, life is a precious gift.
- Exactly. - That was a great answer.
- 100%, it's happened to me so that's why it's my answer.
- Well, you had a great answer on that.
- Yeah. (laughs) I'm not sure what the answer's
gonna be on the parking ticket.
- [Sabrina] All right.
- All right, you're here for parking in a prohibited area.
- [Sabrina] Yep.
- On Wayland and Waterman Streets.
What do you wanna tell me about that?
- So, I've been helping the new Verizon store,
on that corner, open up, since November.
And I came out one night after helping 'em out
and I had a ticket on the car,
but I've parked in the same exact place
for at least three months now,
so I was confused as to why I even had the ticket.
So, I was like, maybe it's a new parking person,
so I just took about four pictures,
and I said that I would just come to court, and--
- Show them to Inspector Quinn, please.
Explain to him what you're trying to prove.
- That, basically, there's no sign.
- That there's no sign.
- That's basically what she's trying to prove.
- [Sabrina] Yeah, there's no sign.
- I can see, Your Honor, the first photo
there is a sign, I mean there is a pole
with no sign located on it, and.
That's probably the best photo for you, Your Honor, to view.
- Oh, I see it, okay.
Well, Sabrina, there's a parking pole. (chuckles)
- Yeah, right, it's just a pole and that's why
I've been parking there for, like three months,
so I was like, ah.
- In front of the pole.
- [Sabrina] Yeah.
- How long did it take you to take the sign down?
(Sabrina and Quinn laughing)
How d'you work that out?
- I wish I was that clever but it wasn't there,
it hasn't been there since day one.
- You sure you didn't have a screwdriver
and a stepladder in the back of your car?
- I have a screwdriver in my car but not a stepladder.
One without the other.
- If you were parking there for three months,
you didn't say I'm gonna be here for three months,
maybe I can take this sign down.
- (laughing) No.
- You didn't do that, huh?
Okay, well, based on the photographic evidence
the matter will be dismissed.
Good luck to you.
- Thank you.
(upbeat music)
- [Lady] Morning.
- You have an expired meter.
- So, this is the story.
At 9:40, I parked on Waterman Street,
and there were two broken meters,
and I asked the parking people, "Can I park here?"
And they said, "Sure, but only two hours."
I fed that meter, and then I came back at an hour later
and had a ticket for re-feeding the meter.
- Was there a time on the meter?
- Oh, yeah, yeah, there was another two hours,
but they said, "You can't re-feed it."
I'm like, "I didn't re-feed it."
So, I'm just complaining, sorry.
I'm wasting your time, it's not right.
- You're not wasting my time.
- Good, thank you.
- Trust me, there are some people in here who waste my time,
you are not wasting my time.
- [Lady] Thank you.
- You don't know what wasting time is. (laughs)
All right, the matter is dismissed.
- Thank you.
- [Frank] Good luck.
- You heard the judge.
"There are people around here who waste my time."
I'm not gonna lie to you, that gets my Irish up.
Who's wasting the judge's time?
Not me.
The judge and I are like Butch and Sundance.
Well, actually, we are the opposite of Butch and Sundance,
they were criminals.
We're more like Crockett and Tubbs.
Actually, we're not like them at all.
Starsky and Hutch.
Johnny and Ed, that's it, nailed it!
- All right, lets see we got,
one, two, three, four, we need four pairs of cuffs.
(laughing)
How many cuffs, are you prepared?
- [Inspector Quinn] We'll have to borrow yours today, Judge.
- Okay, what's the babies name?
- [Man And Woman] Jasmine.
- Oh, Jasmine, and this guy?
- [Both] Arthur.
- [Man] He's the third.
- How old are you?
- Seven. - Get up here.
Tell us now, your full name.
- [Arthur] Arthur Harold Fourteen the Third.
- Wow, and where do you go to school?
- Saylesville Elementary.
- Why aren't you in school this morning?
- Because I had to go here.
(crowd laughing)
- What, were you driving the car?
- (laughing) No!
- Were you in the car?
- [Arthur] Yes!
- Well, then, if you were in the car
then you're a witness so I'm gonna need your help, okay?
- [Woman] You were in school when it happened,
tell him you were in the car this morning.
- Do you wanna help me on this?
Hm, do you wanna help me?
I'm gonna ask you, was there an emergency
when this car was parked?
- (laughing) No.
- There wasn't an emergency.
Well, your parents are being charged during an emergency
so, since there wasn't an emergency,
does that mean I should give them the full fine?
- [Arthur] (laughing) No.
(crowd laughing) - No?
Oh, well, lets see what you had,
I want you to listen 'cause I need some help, okay?
- Okay.
- All right.
What do you wanna tell me about this?
- The tree I pulled up next to said no parking
this side of the road, they're doing street sweeping,
so I said, oh, I'll move to the other side of the road.
- There was a sign on the tree?
- [Woman] A little paper sign on the tree.
- Paper sign on the tree. - Was hand written.
- [Frank] Okay, all right.
- Like, it was official paper but filled in by hand.
- [Frank] All right, I got it, I got it, I got it.
- So I pulled across to the other side of the road
and I pulled up to a space where the pole with the--
- All right, all right.
- [Woman] Two hour parking--
- There was an event going on
and the city put up temporary signs saying no parking.
- Yeah. - Okay, I got it.
- Yeah, on the left side, I had seen it,
on the right-hand side, I didn't see it.
- I got it!
- [Woman] Oh, I see.
(breathing out heavily)
- All right, here's the deal.
The city put up temporary signs, right?
They're paper signs and they put them on poles and trees.
And, as a result of that,
the city then gave your mother a ticket for $100.
So, now I have three choices, I'm gonna mark 'em down here.
Choice one is I can fine your mom $100.
You see that?
Choice two is I could probably say
I'm gonna reduce the fine to $30.
Or choice three is I can dismiss the case.
So, what, I'm really stuck on this
'cause I'm not really sure what to do.
So, what should I do?
One, two, or three?
- Three. - Three?
(crowd laughing)
(sighs heavily)
All right, the issue is, actually, he's pretty smart.
The issue is the city puts up temporary signs,
they're paper signs that really--
- They're tiny.
- Sometimes can be very misleading.
We condition people to look for signs
that are up eight feet, and that's what we do.
And they put these temporary signs up
for events that are going on.
So, I agree with my assistant here,
that the matter should be dismissed.
- Thank you.
- The matter is dismissed.
Hey, come here, good job.
Okay.
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