Can you see me?
Hello can you hear me?
Mother, talk to me. i can hear you.
Where are you now?
Just in my hotel room.
What time is it there?
Its about 2 o'clock.
Is it afternoon or early morning?
Its afternoon, mother.
We just came back from outing.
I just ordered room service.
Outing? Where did your school bring you?
We went to the zoo.
Zoo?
You went overseas to see the zoo there?
A zoo that we don't have in our country?
We have lion, tiger(intamil)...lion tiger here.
Do you know how dangerous zoo is?
I just saw a news...
A big monkey has escaped from its cage.
Mother, what nonsense? Where did you hear this from?
i heard it from somewhere.
From country to country, they bring you to place which is dangerous?
If your legs or something breaks, whose going to be responsible?
Give me your principal's phone number.
Mother, nothing like that will happen. We were only in the zoo for 10 minutes.
The zoo and museum were beside each other. We spent 10 minutes in the zoo and then we headed to the museum.
Fine okay.
You were roaming around zoo and museum but they didn't you all any food?
You have ordered room service?
They did but it was japanese food. You know i don't really like japanese cuisine.
Yeah, if you didn't eat rice, you can't sleep right?
Exactly. That's why i have ordered naan and butterchicken.
By the way, do you have money to order food?
You only exchanged alittle money to bring overseas.
How much are you spending for this meal?
Wait, let me check the menu....
It is.....
1200?
That is the salary of one of country's men.
I can buy a new computer with that money.
If you give me that money, i could have bought a new vaccum cleaner.
Mom! That's this country's currency.
if you convert to our currency, its only $20.
is it?
Speaking of money...
This overseas calls are very expensive. Let me talk fast and end the call.
When you go out, don't go alone. Go with a group.
Because it has written "NAIVE" all over your face.
If they look at you, they would know they can cheat you.
When you go in the taxi, don't go alone. Go with your friends.
Don't show that you are a tourist.
When you are going in the taxi, act like you are on the phone.
Add the police in every sentence.
"I'll be there in 10minutes! My grandfather is a police!"
Keep quiet! The call price is increasing.
where did i stop?
Don't show fear! They can sniff out fear like dogs.
Act like you have been to the country many times.
When you are sitting in the taxi, don't play with your phone.
Look out the windows and look up at the signboards. Pay attention to where you are going.
Don't ever lose your passport or you can never come back home!
That's all.
FREE?
That means, every night after you come back to the hotel from the school trip, call me.
That's our signal!
The signal that you haven't been kidnapped!
And remember this, you have gone for a school trip...
If i hear that you have been out partying, i'll kill you.
Mother, how would you know if we partied?
I am an indian mother. I have eyes everywhere.
furthermore, aunty kala (kisukisukala) is vacationing in the same country as you are in now.
<KISUKISU KALA THEME SONG>
Mother, we won't do all that!
what's that sound?
i think its room service.
Wait wait!
Don't go around giving tips. They get paid for their jobs.
Continue talking. i can hear.
Yeah, before i get...
After you eat, remember to take your laxative pills. 2 pills.
Because you can't seem to go to toilet when you go outside.
Mother, the room service guy is tamilian. I'm so embarrased!
Why? He has never had stomach troubles?
He has never taken pills like this before?
Looks like someone is calling me. i'll call you later.
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