(upbeat instrumental music)
- I'm gonna mail myself again.
I know I said I wasn't gonna do it ever again
but I'm gonna do it.
It's like it's a trilogy.
The first time,
I mailed myself by land.
The second time, by sea.
I've just gotta do a Part Three by air.
I'm just gonna get straight into this thing.
I'm gonna go make the box and everything
but first, I can't decide where I want to mail myself to.
I bought a map.
I'm just gonna throw a dart on the map.
Wherever it lands that's where we're going.
I just opened this thing up.
I've (laughs)
I accidentally ordered a kids map.
(laughs)
I'm gonna go duct tape this to a piece of wood
and then we'll see where we're going.
Benny got a scarf.
I'm gonna use this as a blindfold
so I can't see.
And then just drop the thing.
- [Woman] Turn around a bit.
Yeah, that's it.
Around, turn around.
(laughs)
Alright.
Yeah, whatever.
Just, yeah.
- Say yeah.
- [Woman] Yeah.
- Okay, yeah.
Three, two, one.
(dart drops to floor)
Where is this?
- [Woman] Oh, it landed in the sea.
- Where about?
Wait, right in the middle of, ahh.
It's closest to LA, I guess.
LA, here we come.
(laughs)
Let's go meet this crate.
Let's go meet the crate.
So here we go.
I'm in the garage.
I've got loads of wood right here.
Plenty wood to make the box.
I've got a hand saw, a drill, tape measure,
screws, loads of all this wood
for joining stuff together.
I think we're ready to go.
Let's just make this thing.
(upbeat instrumental music)
So where we'll go?
It's been a few days where we've got this thing
all together.
It took awhile.
We had a lot of coats of wood.
We just have to try now to put it all together
and stuff.
Write Fragile on it.
This way (mumbles) and this is my door way to get in.
Here's my lid.
What I'm gonna do is when I'm in there,
this is my lid.
I'm gonna sit in.
I'm gonna put the lid up,
screw it in place,
and I'm in there and then I can just get
out whenever I want by unscrewing it.
Just a quick peek inside.
There it is.
We've got loads of room in there.
Loads of room.
Look at that.
This is awesome.
It's like a full on crate.
Luxury compared to what I'm used to.
This is how we're gonna transport it.
We've got this.
This is how I'm gonna get from here
to the post office.
So where you're going,
you can just move me around like this.
Let's go!
So now I'm gonna go get my stuff.
I'm gonna go buy some food,
all my supplies and then,
it's time to get in.
So, to the show we go!
We're in the shop.
I'm just trying to think what I need
so I can take with me.
I need lots of food,
lots of drink.
It would be good if I could take that Xbox or something.
That'd be cool.
Mom's here with me.
She's here to advise me.
- [Woman] Hello.
(laughs)
(rustling)
- I need plenty to snack on.
- [Woman] No, you can't.
No!
- I'm gonna be there ages.
- The more you drink, the more you pittle.
Don't.
He's insane.
You're insane.
- What about chocolate?
- [Woman] No.
- Why?
- [Woman] It's gonna be hot in there.
I mean, I can have it still.
- We any some water.
Gotta keep hydrated.
You know, what I'm saying?
You know what I'm.
Sparkling, not sparkling, fizzy water.
Not that, Phil.
Here we go.
Highland Spring water.
All the Highland Spring.
Oh, gotta have some Oreos.
Cereal bars.
Got have a cereal bar.
If I'm gonna be in there for like a full 24 hours,
maybe even more, I need something
that's gonna keep me going.
Cereal bars. Lots of carbs and stuff.
I don't know.
Gotta have a can of beans.
Then one of those beans.
I've just seen these.
I've got to have them.
I just love them so much.
Pickled eggs.
Pickled eggs.
(laughs)
I'm trying to think where I can do pee pee,
poo poos.
And then what do I want to do.
Look at this.
Look at this.
A potty.
It's like a little mini toilet.
Potty with a lid.
No, no, no.
Hold on, quick, quick.
Look.
What do you think of this?
- [Woman] A baby toilet.
- It's like a proper toilet.
- That's good.
You can actually sit on it.
- I can sit,
that's good in there.
It's good, nothing can go wrong.
(laughs)
- [Woman] Yeah.
- The final touch.
Spider Man cake.
Let's go.
- [Woman] Alright, come on then.
Are you ready?
Why are you eating that?
Stop it.
- Don't (mumbles).
- [Woman] You don't need it.
- (mumbles) leave me alone.
Okay, so I'm back from the shop.
It's the next day.
I've got my box ready.
Let me just show you what I have done.
Here, I've got my lid ready.
I've got the screws poking out,
ready to screw in.
I've got my potty.
My drink, Spider Man cake.
I've got a bag full of goodies.
My light.
Before we go, there's just one think I want to do.
(drilling holes with power tool)
Air holes.
Those are my air holes.
I'm just showing you me drilling about
four or five.
I've actually gone around the whole thing.
I've done about 50, 50 little air holes
all the way around.
Should be nicely ventilated.
I don't wanna do too big of holes.
I've got people on the outside of the box
can see in,
so that's why I've done really small holes,
but I've got lots of them.
So I've got plenty of air coming in
and now it's nice, ventilated.
It will go, we're gonna go put this
on the van right now.
I'm gonna go put this on the van
then go to the post office.
I'm gonna get in the box,
in the back of the van,
and then my dad is gonna wheel me into the post office
and then away we go.
The journey begins.
Let's go.
Let's (laughs) let's just do this.
This is it.
No going back now.
Everything's been prepared.
It's taken ages to prepare it.
Here we go.
So I'm gonna jump in the box real quick.
My dad's gonna pull me down this ramp
and then wheel me off
into the post office.
Let's go quick.
People around.
Bye!
Screw this lid on quick.
Quick, quick, quick.
It's cool isn't it?
I've got my (mumbles).
I'm just gonna screw all of these.
I've got like eight more screws
to screw in.
We're gonna be steamy in here.
So I've just spun around 180 degrees.
I was like there,
now I'm here.
I just feel like I can get through this easy.
You know, to undo the screws and stuff.
We just need to wait a minute
because I've been sweating so much.
wait, wait, wait.
I've been sweating so much,
getting that lid on and stuff and we're all
steaming up in here,
so as soon as we've de-steamed and I've cooled down a bit,
we'll get going into the post office.
Jesus Christ it's hot.
Okay, so I've just re-arranged stuff
so I can get nice and comfortable.
I'm still in the back of the van
and we're about to enter the post office
but before we do,
I figure I'll show you what I've got.
I'll show you what I brought with me.
I brought a few more things than what I just
buy in the shop
'cause once I'm in the Post Office,
I've gotta be real quiet.
You know, I can't get caught.
If I get caught, I'm in some huge trouble.
I'll show you what I've got and then it's time to go!
I've got my Cheetos.
It's like a multi pack bag thing.
Along here, I've got my water,
I've got my big bag of stuff.
This is the potty.
I really regret bringing the potty.
The potty is huge.
It's taking away more space
than I thought.
Too late.
So I've got the huge potty.
I'm kind of using it like a leg rest.
I brought this thing,
I brought this blanket.
What else we've got over here?
I've got a Ouija board.
All these YouTubers doing these fake Ouija boards
videos for views.
You know, I thought, you know what?
Let's just bringing a Ouija board, why not?
I've got my Spider Man cake,
I've got my cereal bars,
my pickled eggs.
A magic 8 ball, why not.
Oh, that's the (mumbles) for the Ouija board.
And Oreos.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, this.
This, this!
I brought my mobile phone.
Obviously the mobile phone battery
when you're playing games
the stuff, can just draining in a few hours.
Boom, my back up battery.
This can charge you phone from dead
to fall.
Probably four or five times.
I've got plenty of battery in there.
I've got my passport.
Because I'm in America, obviously I've got to fly back.
Passport.
I'll need passport and the beans.
Two spare batteries for my camera
so I've got plenty of battery camera.
Plenty of camera battery.
I don't even know anymore.
Obviously my screw driver
for the lid.
And this, fidget (mumbles) thing,
One final thing, this, this is the real important thing.
I better set it up.
This is actually a spy camera.
What I'm gonna do with this is,
just down here by my leg.
Right there, look.
Just there, there's a little hole
in the box.
I'm gonna put my camera lens there.
Whoa, whoa.
I'm gonna put my camera lens up to that hole.
I've already measured it and cut it out.
That will go there and I'm gonna duct tape that there.
So you're probably thinking, what, why?
This is gonna record outside of the box.
So you know, exactly where I am,
what's happening.
I can't see what this thing has recorded
until the end of the journey.
I'm just really, really hoping that I've got all the
settings correct.
I've set it for motion detection
so with it doesn't continuously record
the whole journey
because it would run out of battery.
It would run out of memory
well before we probably even leave the country.
Whenever this detects motion on the outside
of the box,
it starts recording.
- [Woman] Freddy.
- We've got five more minutes.
So I'm gonna land that lens of the lenses there.
I've gotta line it perfectly.
There.
So there we go.
I'm gonna put a little bit more duct tape
on our camera just to make sure
it's completely solid and will not move
but there is the security camera.
This is where things get real.
Let's just go.
I'm ready.
(crate dragging)
Okay, so I'm in the post office right now.
I think I'm in like a back room.
And I think people keep going in and out.
So I can't do anything that's gonna make a lot of noise.
I can't play any games on the phones or anything.
Half an hour in
and I'm bored already.
(laughs)
I'm so bored.
It's just almost quarter past three
in the afternoon.
3 pm, so let's just time
to see how long this thing takes.
I'll keep you updated.
But for now, I can't do anything.
Yeah, I'll see you soon.
Okay, okay.
I managed to get to my Oreos
without being too loud.
I've got some drink.
I've been playing this fidget spinner game
to keep me entertained.
It's actually really good.
Nothing big's happened.
I've just been eating and drinking
and playing fidget spinner.
We've been in here like maybe two hours or so,
I feel like any minute now, could be the time
that we get taken to the next destination.
So we're, fingers crossed.
Go fidget spinner, go!
(laughs)
Oh, my bum are aching so bad.
Ooh.
I need to sit up more straight.
Ahh.
(burps)
I think we're in the warehouse.
Warehouse must have shut at 10 or something.
'Cause about 10 o'clock,
everything start to go quiet.
Stay quiet through a bit longer
just to make sure
and now, I think this is it for the night.
I'm pretty sure this is it
so I'm just gonna make the best of this right now,
best of the situation.
I'm just stuck, I'm stuck here.
Obviously I can't go opening the lid,
getting out 'cause they might have like,
alarms, set up around the building.
If an alarm sets off, that's it, game over.
I should have some internet on the phone.
I've got three G, I've got one bar signal.
We're in a warehouse.
You never get good signals in these places
so I'm gonna play some games,
and eat some food.
I can be as loud as I want.
I think.
I can't be too load in case there's like a security
guard wandering around.
I'll keep you checked in.
I'm just about to change the battery
in my camera already.
One battery down.
I've still got two full ones
so we should be good to go.
I'll catch you on the flip side mother.
It's about 12 or something.
It's been about two hours or something.
Three hours since we last spoke.
It's starting to get really cold.
(mumbles) Cheetos.
I've already finished one bottle.
And almost finished the second one.
I mean, time's going so slow.
(mumbles) been recording (mumbles)
the good bits and stuff.
Just keep you updated every hour or two
or something.
I don't know what the hell I'm saying.
I don't make sense.
I'm just so tired.
I've drank so much water.
I mean, I'm surprised
I've not needed to use the potty yet.
Thank God.
So far so good.
Anyway let's play some Ouija board.
Why not?
Oh, yeah cramped into like a position.
You're stuck.
Ahh, let's play some Ouija board on the potty.
(laughs)
Oh, God.
I know I mean to play one person
but here we go.
Hello.
Hello, spirits.
I think it meant to do this first.
Whoa-wee.
Is there any spirits here today?
What?
No way.
(laughs)
It's just me, just me.
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
You can't do this one person.
Yeah, I might just have a nap.
I might as well go to sleep just to make some
time pass really.
Yeah, I set my alarm for about four.
It's gives me about three hours nap.
Hopefully that's when the post office opens up.
I know post offices are known for opening early.
I'll set my alarm for (burps)
and then yeah, hopefully they're early.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
It's the next morning.
I'm just (mumbles) wherever.
It's the next day.
6:08 am.
So I set my alarm for 4 am.
I couldn't hear anything.
I don't think it opened yet,
the warehouse.
The work men.
I set my alarm for 5 am.
Still quiet.
I've set my alarm for 6 and there's people,
I can hear people now
so it must be opened up now.
Ate some Cheetos, after that
drank some water.
I've only got three and a half bottles
left now.
So yeah, nothing's happened in the night.
I woke up a few times.
I've got a really bad belly ache.
Hopefully soon we'll be moving on to the aeroplane.
We can get over to America.
But for now, we're still here.
So yeah, I'll just keep you updated.
I'll let you know what's happening.
(music playing)
So I've been dragged out of the post office.
I'm in the back of a van right now.
I don't like turning my camera on when there's people around
because I don't want them to end it.
Everything's (mumbles) (laughs).
The engine has stopped.
I think we might be at the next destination.
(rustling)
Ugh, my belly.
My stomach.
I thought drinking a lot of water
will make you feel better
but it won't, it doesn't.
Ahh.
It's gotta be them eggs.
It can't be Cheetos.
Oh.
It's happening, it's happening.
I need my potty.
I need my potty.
Ugh, quick.
I can't show you what's happening.
Ugh.
I feel a lot better.
Oh, no.
That stinks.
The whole place stinks.
(laughs)
I came out like water.
(breathing heavily)
10:38, it's freezing.
I kind of like got woken up
from the box moving.
Been placed into the aeroplane.
So I'm in the aeroplane now.
I think I'm pretty, pretty confident I'm in the aeroplane
right now.
I'm just, I just want this to end.
(rustling)
That's it, we're in there, we're in there.
I brought this as like a surprise.
I wanted to tell you.
You know, I was wanting to do
like a little funny party scene.
But I just, I just don't care anymore.
I just don't care.
I'm just tired as hell.
My body.
I just feel like I'm 180 years old.
I just want to get there.
I just want to get there.
Oh, and the potty thing.
The potty, I had to duct tape it.
Oww.
Duct tape the potty up
to try and keep the smell in.
But the smell is just so bad.
It just won't go.
The smell will not go.
I'm like over the Atlantic Ocean in a plane
and no one knows I'm here.
Nobody, nobody knows I'm here.
What if the plane goes down?
What if?
What if we have an accident?
What if something happens,
the plane goes down,
and I'm stuck in here.
I'm stuck in here.
Oh, all my energy's just zapped.
I got no energy.
I've been eating (mumbles)
I'm living out of Cheetos.
And my cereal bars.
I don't want anything more eggs.
No more eggs.
Ugh.
It's starting to get cold.
We've been in the air for like 30 minutes or something.
It's getting really cold.
(video game music playing)
I'm on my last battery.
I don't want to waste this battery.
I'm just bored and stuff, like me just in here
eating and drinking and playing games.
So I'm just gonna try and sleep
through this flight for as long as I can.
If I can.
This trip is just so uncomfortable.
I mean, I've not got a lot of food left.
Oh, God.
Three Oreos left.
I've got some baked beans.
I didn't bring a can opener
so I can't open them.
Stupid.
One bag of Cheetos.
I have one bottle of water left.
And that is it.
That's all I've got for the rest of the journey.
Before I love you or leave you,
on this flight we will ask the 8 Ball
one question.
Oh, magic 8 ball,
will I come out of this challenge alive?
What does that say?
Come on focus please.
There.
Yeah.
It says looks like yes
if you can't read it.
No joke, absolutely no joke.
That was first time,
first time.
So the next time it would probably be
just like when we land I guess.
When the plane's coming down.
I'll keep you updated.
So I was actually asleep
when the aeroplane landed.
As soon as the wheels hit the floor,
like my eyes pinged open.
I was awake.
And then like, couple minutes after that,
not long, we was out the aeroplane.
I didn't get a chance to grab my camera.
I'm pretty sure I'm in a van.
So I can't, I don't think we've got long left
'til there.
I know it's been a long time
since we last spoke.
I've literally just tried to sleep
as long as I can.
This is it.
This is the final stretch.
I'm just so happy.
The temperature here in the US
is way hotter than in the UK.
Ahh, I'm so sweaty.
Okay, so the van has just stopped.
I think this might be it.
(mumbles) the box is being delivered.
(mumbles) shh.
(rustling)
(wheels rolling)
(knocking)
- [Man] Delivery.
(door opens)
(knocking)
- [Man] Come on, you're in California.
- Dad?
Quick, quick, quick.
- [Man] Come out now.
- That's it?
- [Man] Thank you very much.
- Okay, thank you.
You want your ticket?
- Ugh!
- [Man] You made it.
All that way.
You made it.
- Oh, God.
Ugh.
- [Man] Come here.
You actually made it (mumbles).
(laughs)
- Yes, yes!
Ugh.
(laughs)
I made it.
Look at this.
Look, look.
America, baby.
Look at this.
Oh, the hill.
Look at the mountains.
The mountains!
I guess this is our room then.
- [Man] Yeah, this is it.
- Oh, I need a shower.
Ugh.
So here I am in Hollywood.
I'm in the Highland Shopping Centre.
Shopping Mall.
Look, look, look, look, look.
There it is.
Just there,
You can just see the Hollywood sign, baby.
Walking around LA.
Look at this.
Huge buildings.
I got to shower.
I feel good.
We went for some food.
I don't know if you've ever heard of it.
A place called IHOP.
Now I've got a Payday bar.
I've never heard of it.
Payday bar in LA.
Eating at IHOP.
What can be better?
(laughs)
(gasps)
(dramatic music)
(hip hop music)
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