• From bizarre milkshake orders to a gang of furries attacking Walmart, the Planet Dolan
crew re-enact more of the best true stories from our subreddit about the weirdest things
that happened to us at work.
I'm Nixxiom and today I'll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by dancingcity2010 HoneyBits
HoneyBits once worked as a housekeeper at a local hotel.
She really loved the job… at least until she met the infamous hotel flasher.
The flasher was a long-term guest with a lot of money.
When he saw HoneyBits he came over and asked what time she'd be cleaning his room.
When she arrived he answered the door wearing a frighteningly short robe.
HoneyBits tried to ignore this and started cleaning.
But when HoneyBits' back was turned, the flasher slipped out of his robe.
He asked HoneyBits about her day and when she turned to answer he was buck naked bending
over.
The sight of his bare ass made her scream and she ran out of the room.
Her manager later laughed and said: "Oh yeah, forgot to warn you.
That guest does that all the time."
HoneyBits did not stay at this job for long…
Number 9 was submitted by KittyLoveRose16 LadyBot
The strangest thing that happened to LadyBot happened when she was working at a bar.
One night, LadyBot asked an older woman what she wanted to drink, and the woman said "Breadsticks!"
Thinking she was being joking, LadyBot laughed and asked if she wanted breadsticks and water.
With a straight face, the woman said she wanted a 'breadstick milkshake'.
Later that night, LadyBot was checking on another table when she noticed the woman was
ripping up her breadsticks, dipping them in water and eating them.
By the end of the night, she ordered lots of breadsticks but no proper food.
LadyBot has never met anyone else who loved breadsticks that much…
Number 8 was submitted by Hope_for_freedom1331 Tolop
One time Tolop was working the night shift at a gas station when a strange guy walked
in.
The guy walked right up to the counter and said, "Hey, got any microwave food?"
Tolop nervously pointed to the frozen section and, after twenty minutes, the guy returned
with a pack of microwavable mac and cheese.
As Tolop processed the sale, he discovered the credit card the guy was using was stolen
and worried that the guy might be dangerous.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, twenty police cars showed up outside the store!
Some officers came in shouting, "Hands where we can see them!"
The weird customer suddenly pulled a gun on Tolop.
But Tolop shouted, "Fuck no!" and kicked the gun out of the guy's hand.
The cops swooped in and arrested the man.
Although Tolop was a hero he was so freaked out that he quit the next day.
Number 7 was submitted by unknown_monk_e Pringle Pringle's last job was, for lack of a better
word, kinda shitty.
He worked customer service in a busy fast restaurant.
He didn't really enjoy his job, and decided to quit on a day he called 'Poopa-Palooza'.
Poopa-Palooza was the day his restaurant experienced a terror attack.
Only instead of explosives, Pringle's restaurant was subject to five separate poo attacks.
In one day, Pringle had to enter the men's room three times and the women's room twice
to clean up customers' shit which had been smeared all over the toilet walls.
Pringle isn't sure if Poopa-Paloza was planned or a random coincidence but it inspired him
to quit.
Talk about your shitty day of work...
Number 6 was submitted by CzarPeterIII Dean the Time Wanderer
Dean the Time Wanderer was sixteen when he got his first job at Walmart.
He saw lots of weird stuff in this job, but the strangest thing by far was when a gang
of furries came in.
Dean was innocently talking to a co-worker when fifteen people wearing fur suits came
in riding on shopping carts.
They swore and shouted and knocked stuff over.
When Dean's boss tried to get them to settle down they tackled him to the ground!
After causing a huge mess they eventually got bored and left – but not before buying
twenty cans of cat food on their way out!
Number 5 was submitted by executive_decisions Zaraganba
When he's not being a Planet Dolan superstar, Zaraganba likes to work construction.
For one of his recent jobs he had to demolish an old house from the Sixties.
Other than some questionable design choices, the house seemed totally normal… that is
until Zaraganba started knocking down the bedroom walls.
It turned out the walls were filled with hundreds severed heads and limbs!
Zaraganba almost screamed – until he realised the disturbing body parts were just creepy
baby doll parts.
He doesn't know who the hell put doll parts in a wall but it definitely gave him a good
scare!
Number 4 was submitted by Cane1992 Emojie Emojie has seen some weird shit working the
late shift at McDonald's, but there's one memory she's never forgotten…
It was a quiet night and Emojie was working the drive-thru window.
There weren't many customers coming in and by two o'clock it started to get really
foggy outside.
Suddenly Emojie noticed a strange old woman in white emerging from the fog.
It was so dark that it looked like she had no face…
The woman walked slowly up the drive-thru to the service window.
But instead of speaking she made these weird moaning noises, like a whale call.
The woman had been making really slow movements… until all of a sudden she started pounding
her fists against the drive-thru window!
Emojie was terrified and ran into the supply room.
Her manager came out and told the woman to leave or else they would call the cops.
Emojie is still haunted by the image of the woman eerily disappearing into the fog…
Number 3 was submitted by Pandora_Foxx Doopie Doopie used to work at a busy bar near a railway
station.
One afternoon she was cleaning and restocking the bar when a guy came in to have a few drinks
while waiting for his train.
He was finishing his drinks quickly so Doopie came over to take his empty glasses away.
Suddenly the guy started talking to her and held out his hand.
Doopie thought he wanted to shake her hand or maybe give her a tip.
But instead he grabbed Doopie's arm and licked from her wrist to her elbow!
Doopie was so grossed out, but she decided to get a little payback.
She looked at him and said sarcastically, "Thanks for that.
But you know, I've just spent all afternoon cleaning and scrubbing and emptying the bins…
and I haven't had time to wash my hands yet."
The guy was so disgusted that he'd just ingested bin juice that he puked all over
the carpet.
Luckily the manager gave Doopie a break and cleaned it up, which meant Doopie was free
to watch Judge Judy for the rest of her shift!
Number 2 was submitted by FluffyMangoRock Danger Dolan
One day Dolan was innocently stocking shelves at his grocery store when he noticed a customer
walking by mumbling to himself.
The customer spotted Dolan and swooped in, coming uncomfortably close to Dolan's face.
Then, looking around to see if anyone was looking, the customer leaned in and whispered
into Dolan's ear, "Do you know where I could find some peanut butter?"
Dolan was freaked out but managed to point him in the right direction.
The man whispered "Thanks…" then walked away.
But before he reached the end of the aisle, he turned back, put a finger to his lips and
whispered, "Don't tell anyone…"
Dolan vows to take this weird peanut butter secret with
him to the grave.
Number 1 – What's the weirdest thing that happened
to you at work?
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