(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Let's get started with Bongsunga School!
Hello.
I speak my mind.
I'm Park Eojun of "I'm a Hagfish."
What brings a commentator on current events here?
Let's speak our minds!
If you go to LAN cafes, there are a lot of...
- Young people addicted to gaming. / - It's true.
I'd like to say something to these youths!
It's 10 o'clock.
Time to go home.
And I'll have your leftover cup noodles.
Go sit down.
Who wants to talk next?
Hold it!
Who is it?
I've never seen them before.
Who are you?
Hello.
We're the bodyguards of Bongsunga School.
- Bang Juho... / - And Im Seonguk.
Who are you here to guard?
A bodyguard guarding a bodyguard?
Who else would guard a bodyguard?
You're right.
How do you protect each other?
We protected each other during
the PyeongChang Olympics.
The speed skating finals are starting.
Ready...
- Juho, I heard a gun! / - Seonguk, I heard a gun!
- A gun! / - A gun!
Protected.
What the...
What are you doing?
I haven't seen you guys before.
A bomb!
Seonguk, a bomb!
- I'm not a bomb! / - A bomb!
- I'm not a bomb! / - A bomb!
I'm not a bomb!
Protected.
What's with you guys?
- Go sit down. / - Juho! You're in danger!
Seonguk, you're in danger!
Juho, you're in danger!
Seonguk, you're in danger!
Juho, you're in danger!
- Please go sit down! / - Protected.
- What the... / - Who are you protecting?
Geez, unbelievable.
Alright, it's time for our bodies to get healthy.
Hello, everyone.
We will keep you all healthy.
We're the hut yoga team.
Not hot yoga. We're the hut yoga team.
If you just give us a minute,
you can have a healthy figure too.
This is the first move.
It's an upper body exercise.
First, spread your arms and legs apart.
Start.
1, 2, 1, 2.
1, 2.
Now let's put it all together.
5, 6, 7, 8.
This is the hut body.
Hut line.
How is that yoga?
Next is the second move.
My hair is a mess.
The second exercise is a breathing exercise.
Get on your knees.
Then breathe in and exhale.
Then breathe in and exhale.
Let's breathe together now.
1, 2, 3, 4.
This is the hut body. Hut line.
Go sit down.
Everyone, have a good night!
They're so strange.
Next is Wu Eongjae!
♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪
Teacher, I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
I'm Wu Eongjae.
Are you pointing at the blackboard?
- Teacher. / - Over there?
There are those times.
What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When you see gorillas on TV with your family ♪
♪ And talk about it ♪
♪ But then my mom asked my dad ♪
♪ If he'd still love her if she was that ugly ♪
♪ My dad said ♪
♪ I still love you now, dear ♪
♪ What my dad needs is two bags of ♪
♪ Pain relief patches after a beating from my mom ♪
What are you talking about?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When your dad comes home late from drinking ♪
♪ And he argues with your mom in the bedroom ♪
♪ Then my dad starts to fight back ♪
♪ And starts yelling at my mom ♪
♪ So I'm worried ♪
♪ I went closer to hear and my dad said ♪
♪ I'm sorry! That was my fault! ♪
♪ I'll never come home late again! ♪
♪ What my dad needs ♪
♪ Is two bags of mics ♪
- Good job. Sit down. / - ♪ I'll be back, back again ♪
Next is an exciting class! It's history!
- That's so boring! / - It is not boring!
- Yes, baby! / - Hello, teacher.
We're the fun-loving brothers. The Fun Bros!
Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
Just watching you guys is fun.
What will you talk about today?
Teacher, we'll show you how national history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
England's serial killer, Jack the Ripper.
We have to find the murderer, Jack the Ripper.
That's why I drew his face.
Put it up high so many people can see it.
- What? Put it up high? / - That's right.
Put it up high!
♪ Put it up high ♪
♪ Put it up high ♪
Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
- That was forcing it. / - That's alright!
Teacher, we'll show you how Korean history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
That's alright.
Traditional Korean game, the fire can.
We'll take these torches
and spin them around!
How can you spin these around?
- Like this! / - How?
Like this!
This has been the Fun Bros!
- So exciting, so exciting! / - Alright.
Good job, Fun Bros.
Next is a lovely couple.
Hello.
I enjoy watching you two on
"Same Bed, Different Dreams."
Hello, I'm Songvely.
I love Korea and I love marriage.
Hello. I'm the goddess of China. I'm Chunami.
- Chunam? / - Chunami.
Alright, you two.
I heard you brought a gift for me.
Yes. Songvely got you a gift...
- For all your hard work. / - Thank you.
I love gifts and I love the teacher.
I love paintings.
If you hang this up, it'll ward off back luck.
- What the... / - It's Nami!
You must be crazy!
Where do I hang this up?
This? Above your head.
What? Above?
Hang it above!
Hang it above!
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
Why are you standing in front?
Sorry. I've always wanted to be the center.
Next is Twisty!
I'm Twisty!
We know who you are.
Greet the people since you're up here.
Not if you tell me to!
Then don't.
I will since you told me not to.
Hello, everyone.
Hello.
- Why do you always do the opposite? / - Opposite!
That's why the others won't hang out with you.
Yes, they won't hang out with me because...
- I always do the opposite. / - Right.
I brought this so that I can get along with them.
A tray? For what?
Of course I'm going to
sneak up on the others and hit them on the heads!
Don't do that. That'll hurt them.
Don't do it to yourself either.
- Don't do it to myself? / - Yeah.
Then I'll hit myself!
Yeah, keep it in moderation.
"Teacher, hold this tray
so that I can run at full speed from over there
and crash my head into it." Don't say that.
I'd say something that long?
Wow... Then you should hold this so that
I can run head-first into it, teacher!
Geez... What's wrong with you?
I'm going to run into it!
Don't hold it like that!
Not like that!
Oh, sorry.
- Think about it! / - Sorry.
You shouldn't hold it like that!
Here I go!
That hurt my hand.
- I'm fine. / - Good job.
Just do one.
Don't run through 3 trays in a row.
Don't run through 3 trays in a row?
There are no more trays.
Here are some trays!
My colleagues sure work hard.
- Then here I go! / - Come.
I'm doing 3 in a row!
Twisty! Another one!
Nice job. Nice!
Nice job,
Very nice.
- What was that? / - It was on the house service.
That hurt!
I did that last one without even thinking.
That wasn't planned. I did it by instinct.
- You're really good at that. / - I actually did it.
Judging from your eyes now...
- My eyes? / - I think...
You want to use this gong.
But don't say you're going to use this gong.
- Don't say I'll use a gong? / - Yeah.
Then I'll do it!
I'll do it!
This is heavy to hold up.
I'm doing this. Here I go...
I thought he'd do it.
I thought he'd do it for real.
- Yeah, you really shouldn't do this. / - I'm nervous.
- I'm nervous too. Don't do it. / - Don't do it?
Don't do it.
- Then I'll do it for real! / - Geez...
Not yet... That's it.
It's been fun, people.
Please remember me.
- Good-bye. / - Good-bye.
Here I go! Here I go!
Come!
Here I go!
Did you hear that?
Are you okay?
Don't say you'll do it again because it was funny!
- Alright then. / - What the...
You suddenly got obedient.
Good work, Twisty.
Next is the handsome Geunji!
Hello, teacher!
I have a cursed body.
I'm CB Ryu Geunji.
How are you cursed? You're in great shape.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
These days, it's so hard when someone tries to...
- Help me walk on my injured leg. / - Why?
It's so hard for me.
- Such long legs. / - My legs keep dragging.
Carry me like this instead, please.
- My head... / - Don't give up.
Are you laughing?
I'm crying from being sad.
Geunji, isn't this a brand logo?
You should cover it up for TV.
- Really? / - Yeah.
Then I won't wear this shirt!
- Teacher. / - Geunji.
- I did good, right? / - Here's 10 bucks.
- Nice job. / - Alright.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
- How about getting dinner after this? / - Sure.
Then should we make a bet to see who pays?
What kind of bet?
- The ladder game. / - Alright.
Where's a piece of paper?
The ladder is right here.
I hate my perfect body so much!
I hate it!
- I hate you! / - I hate you too, teacher!
Go sit down.
Next is Gangnam!
Alright!
That's so weak for a man!
- Everyone say it. Man! / - Man!
- Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam!
Kids these days are too weak like them.
I'm saying a man shouldn't be this weak.
Kids need to be powerful!
Look at this.
The mountain god in "Gold Axe, Silver Axe."
- This mountain god is too weak! / - Weak!
This is why the woodcutter steals
all his gold and silver! He's weak!
Make his face powerful!
A powerful mountain god, PMG.
PMG.
Make his body powerful!
- A beefy grandpa, BG. / - BG.
Make his hairstyle powerful too.
A powerful hairstyle!
The mountain god's super genes, MSG.
MSG.
That's not all.
Men these days are too weak.
They use baseball bats like this...
"I'm going to hit a home run."
This is too weak.
Make the bat powerful!
A player's bat, PB.
- PB. / - Try throwing a pitch.
Baseball players are amazing.
- Amazing players. / - Amazing players.
It's time for Shin Dosi to be here.
I will survive. I will survive.
I will survive in nature!
Hello.
I moved to the mountains to escape the city.
My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.
I'm Shin Dosi.
Alright.
Isn't it lonely living alone in the mountains?
It was pretty lonely.
But it's time for my bear friend
to wake up from hibernation.
I wanted to hang out with him so badly
that I went to his cave where he was hibernating.
Hey, buddy. Wake up.
Wake up, fool!
It's spring!
But the big guy didn't want to wake up.
He started stretching?
He twisted my neck.
I tried to wake a bear up from hibernation
and he almost sent me to the afterlife.
Oh, I see.
Where on the mountain do you usually stay?
The mountain has many old abandoned houses.
They just need a little bit of fixing.
I did some repairs on a secluded house.
If you see my house from outside...
- It looks normal? / - You can see ghosts.
What?
It wasn't an abandoned house. It was haunted.
- Get away. / - Huh?
What the...
This is a shoot.
Why did you follow me here to torment me?
Go! Get away!
- Go in here! / - What are you doing?
- Go in here! / - Go sit down!
Please take your seats.
The principal will be here soon.
Hello, Mr. Principal.
Hello. People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
Today is my wedding anniversary with my wife.
Congratulations.
That's why I prepared a special event.
Dear...
I was too shy to tell you this.
To...
My dear...
People...
Come first.
What was that? You surprised me.
Why? You helped me put those up?
I love you.
When the weather is changing,
it's very important to take care of your health.
There are many ways to stay healthy
when the weather changes.
First, wear a mashk to bwock fine dust.
Wear a mask to block fine dust.
Stwetch and exercise for 30 minutes a day.
Stretch and exercise for 30 minutes a day.
When you're feewing chilly,
dwink some ginger tea
and bwack herbal tea.
When you're feeling chilly,
drink some ginger tea
and black herbal tea.
Dear, I think I'm coming down with...
- I love you. / - Gosh...
You're going to make me catch it... I love you!
Do any of you students have any concerns?
- Me! / - Me!
Somi.
I'm going to take a trip with my friends next week.
I prepared a dance to liven the mood.
But I'm not sure if it'll do the job.
Then can you show us here?
Sure... I need some music...
It's missing a little something.
- When livening the mood, Shy comes first. / - Shy?
Oh, PSY!
I hope you all have an exciting week!
Luck, luck, luck, luck!
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