Live from New York City,
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Now, here's Wendy!
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Hi!
Thank you for watching.
Say hello to my co-hosts, my studio audience.
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How you doin'?
How you doin'?
I'm doing great.
Let's get started.
It's time for Hot Topics.
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Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
I love a whistler!
Hi sir.
Thank you for whistling.
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He's the whistler.
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Do it again.
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Right?
We need him here every day
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Carla's here by the way.
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I had my usual green juice shots.
I drink two green juice shots every morning
and my beet juice but they were like,
what do you want for breakfast?
I was like, a tic tac.
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Because I'm keeping it clear.
Carla's making oxtails.
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And black eyed peas.
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My palette is cleared.
When she comes out here, ignore me.
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I'm hungry.
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And Carla's an excellent cook,
and I can't wait for her to be out here.
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One of my favorite friends in my head, Jennifer Garner,
she has a new man.
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It's been confirmed, it's been confirmed.
He's 40, she's 46.
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He graduated from Stanford Law School.
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He's the CEO of a major company.
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And owns a burger chain.
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Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous!
Plus, he's already got his two kids
with his soon-to-be ex-wife.
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So the divorce isn't finalized.
His wife is a violinist.
Her name is Caroline Campbell.
Have you ever heard of her?
No.
Nor have I.
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He has a 12 year old boy and a 10 year old girl.
The girl's name is Violet.
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Yes, just like Jen and Ben's daughter Violet.
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What are the odds?
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I just want her to have fun.
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She hasn't introduced her kids to the man
and nor is he with her.
I don't want kid introductions.
Jen, just have fun.
They meet at the hotel and do the nasty I guess.
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And then order the room service
and then she comes home the next day.
How do I think Ben feels?
They were asking me in Hot Topics meeting.
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Ben is probably happy.
You know why?
'Cause that gives him room to go on
and cat around town doing what he wants
without her complaining
(audience hums) and being bitterish.
Sometimes when your ex moves on to somebody else,
you're happy for that 'cause then they get off your behind.
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Yes!
It's only been 24 hours since we found out
that this is her new boyfriend and
dirt has already been dug up.
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John's ex claims that he has anger issues
and control issues.
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That's the usual thing that you say
when you get a divorce.
Of course!
Irreconcilable differences.
He's angry, she's angry.
This should not be a red flag for you Jen
'cause you're not digging on his seam like that.
I don't wanna see you at the Bones Pumpkin Patch
getting pumpkins for Halloween, your kids and his two kids.
Don't be all familiar.
Not like that.
Just keep it the way it is.
Low down and dirty.
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By the way,
she does have a type.
Let me see that picture of her old boyfriend.
The one she got with before Ben.
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Before Ben.
Who is that?
Michael Vartan.
Michael Vartan.
Anyway Jen, if it doesn't work out,
word on the curb is that Martha Stewart
has been trying to set you up with somebody.
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There were mixed reviews in our morning meeting.
I must say, I was the only one on Martha's side.
We even played who'd you rather.
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Martha is 77 years old.
You better wish you look like this at 77.
(audience claps) You better wish.
Unfortunately for me, I said I'd rather Martha
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only because Martha's got kush on the night table
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she lives very privately with a real long driveway.
No cops busting up in the place.
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Afterwards, we will have a sumptuous meal looking like this.
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She's not gonna give me the business if I have to go.
She's 77.
She's seasoned.
Seasoned.
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Jen does some sort of cooking or something or another.
I'm not familiar with Jen's cooking.
That's why I said I'd rather Martha.
Everyone else in the Hot Topics morning meeting
though said they'd rather Jen on account of Martha's age
and I'm like, who are you people?
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Pooch Hall is facing some serious jail time.
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We know Pooch from The Game and
we know Pooch from Ray Donovan
and we know Pooch from that hairline sprayed on thick.
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What the Jermaine Jackson is going on?
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Three weeks ago,
we already talked about this story though with you.
Three weeks ago, he was arrested for drunk driving
with his two year old on his lap at the wheel.
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After midnight.
I think it was earlier in the day.
It was earlier in the day?
I think they arrested him at 7:30pm.
You all told me 12:30. (audience laughs)
That's how I did the first story.
Inaccuracies from the bureau.
See what I have to go through?
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You see what I go through?
And you talk about me?
I got people on top of people and when they get it wrong
and they pass it to me, oops.
(audience laughs) Sorry.
I think I smell oxtails.
That's all. (audience laughs)
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The whole story was centered around
why are you out after midnight.
I don't know who told you 12:30.
Rewind the tape and look what I said.
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I'm trying to think of maybe another story.
Nope.
This was Pooch Hall, 12:30 at night.
I remember the timestamp and everything.
About 12:30 at night.
Okay. Alright.
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It was 7:30 in the evening.
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The point being is that he was driving
with his two year old in his lap
and the two year old was at the wheel
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and then the two year old crashed the car.
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Pooch was charged with DUI and felony child abuse.
Now they say he's facing six and a half years in prison.
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He has other children including a
special needs daughter, his oldest is special needs.
She's 21.
He's been married since forever.
This is his wife since forever.
All the children are by her.
What he was doing out with his two year old at 7:30
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is totally normal.
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The way I delivered the story though
to you guys the other day if you recall,
I did say 12:30 in the evening.
I think you're thinking of Terrence J maybe.
Terrence J? Terrence J from 106 & Park.
That was after 12:30.
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That's okay.
Correct yourself before I wreck myself.
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Yes! (audience claps)
Good!
That's how we play around here.
Six and a half years is a whole lot of time.
He could've killed someone,
mostly the baby and himself, but other innocent people.
He could've killed somebody.
He was DU and Iing, and with the baby in his lap.
How drunk do you have to be to let
your two year old drive the car?
I think six months in jail and a really heavy fine.
(audience claps) When I say heavy,
I'm talking about a $2 million fine
that you have to pay back within 12 months.
Stick it to him good with the fine
and make him do some heavy community service,
but six and a half years in jail,
even three, even two, is too much.
The jails are clogged with people.
He didn't mean any harm.
He was just drunk, which he could've caused harm,
but he still needs his job on Ray Donovan.
Don't fire him.
Don't fire him for that.
Remember, Michelle Rodriguez was killed off Lost
when she got her DUI.
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I think six months though and $2 million bucks.
He's not making that on Ray Donovan so therefore,
it'll really stick it where it hurts
financially for the family and he
has to do heavy time and also,
visitation rights to the home for a year or three
to see how the kids are.
You understand what I'm saying.
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Good luck Pooch.
Jail is not for you 'cause
who's gonna take care of your hairline?
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In the meantime, here in Gotham,
Ice T was arrested yesterday.
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You've probably already heard about this,
but I just wanna break it down to you.
Ice T, I love you and Coco, baby Chanel and the whole bit,
but you were less than smart for this one.
He drove through a toll in an unregistered car.
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He forgot his EZ Pass at home.
I don't know about you,
we don't attach our EZ Passes either.
You take from car to car and so on and so forth.
Sometimes you forget an EZ Pass, you go through the toll,
they bill you and it comes out.
That's it.
Nobody's stopping you though,
but when you're on the GW,
he was heading from Jersey to New York on the bridge,
but he had no license and he was
driving a $300,000 McLaren, brand new!
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The Blast got the picture of the car.
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You a G.
No you ain't.
(audience laughs) No you ain't.
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The cops stop him because he blew through the toll,
which is not a big deal.
Many of us do that a lot.
Who doesn't do that?
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I do if I forget the thing,
but then I get the bill and then you pay the bill
and there's no ticket.
The cops stopped him, fancy car,
asking for his registration and he claimed that
the McLaren wasn't registered.
It was brand new.
It was just shipped to him from California.
Gee, just what a cop wants to hear.
Out here making minimum wage.
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In these dusty streets.
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While Ice T wrote Cop Killer.
You know what I'm saying?
By the way, it's the end of the month
and this is when cops give out the most tickets.
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He may have mouthed off to the cops, I don't know.
He might've said do you know who I am,
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which is the corniest move ever.
They cuffed him up and took him in
and they put the McLaren on the flatbed, took that away.
Coco by the way was behind him in another car,
but seemed unbothered, didn't get out or anything.
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Unbothered 'cause she was breastfeeding.
She was busy and he was immediately released
and he went to work and then he tweeted,
"Cops went a little extra.
Coulda just wrote a ticket."
No!
Not at the end of the month.
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They need more! (audience claps)
When you see a Black man driving a
McLaren over the GW bridge,
you know how many drugs get funneled
over the bridge and stuff like that?
You're less than smart.
I'm just saying. (audience claps)
I hit a car once.
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And left the scene of the crime.
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Shut your face, shut your face.
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I'm minding my own business and the
music is real loud in the car.
You know how I like it loud with the bass knob twisted,
and I'm by myself and doing my thang!
Going to the grocery store in my town,
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I back into the space 'cause it's an easy pull out.
I back into the space,
think I felt something but wasn't sure,
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wasn't sure.
I was driving a very heavy car in terms of weight
so I wasn't sure and wasn't gonna get out to look
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because there's cameras everywhere.
So I just said you know what,
I'll just buy these groceries tomorrow.
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I should just go home.
I go home, I hadn't looked at the car at all.
I did not get out, I didn't move a muscle,
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but I felt a little something but not much and ironically,
I was more worried about what my husband would say
'cause he's the car man, I'm the car driver.
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I like a nice whip, but I'm not putting gas in it,
(audience laughs) I'm not fixing it,
I'm not putting air in the tires.
I'm not doing anything. (audience claps)
I'm not vacuuming it.
You do that man.
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What's the point in having a man around
if he can't take care of the car?
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Then I get home and I'm a little sweaty, but I'm in denial.
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And I go home silent.
No music, shut up.
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I'm home no more than 20 minutes.
Ding f-ing dong.
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Not one, but two squad cars.
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It's the corny suburbs where nothing really goes down.
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One cop per car.
There were two cops and whatnot.
They said, Mrs. Hunter.
I said yes.
(audience laughs) What's going on?
I had my robe on and everything
acting like I was already home.
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Can we see your car?
Were you out?
I said yes and then my phone rang and I had to leave.
My son called.
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I had to come home for an emergency.
They say, bring us around to your garage.
And I open the garage.
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There's nothing on my bumper.
(audience claps) No!
I told you, I drive a heavy car,
but apparently I crumpled the bumper of the other one.
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We had to hire a lawyer, I had to take off from work,
or maybe it went after this,
or maybe it was during summer when
we were on break or something.
Real court!
It was horrifying.
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We've got more great show for you today.
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Carla Hall is here in the Wendy Kitchen but up next,
funny couple Tamela and David Mann are here,
so grab a snack and come on back!
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