has the whipped cream excited your soul?
(dying) the softness the fluffy air like (cringe mating call) *music* ASMR!
Youve seen it before somebody makes a delicate little sound and it makes your ears tingle.
or maybe it makes a little shiver go down your spine. or maybe it just doesnt do anything
for you.
in any of those cases, we have some ASMR here that is absolutely sure to give you one hundred
and ten percent cringe. all the way.lets just dive right into it.
hey there, my name is davey wavey -WHO IS THIS?!
Today we are going to do some ASMR. okay okay gay sex sounds oh okay okay.
ten years before he started spacex and tesla he did asmr on youtube! yep, its elon musk.
look at him! if youre new to asmr it stands for autonomous sensory meridian response.
there will be a black screen, and instead you'll have to guess what each sound is in
the comments below.
lets get started.
were supposed to guess what the sounds are in
the comments.
so I hope you enjoyed today's ASMR experience as much as I did.
yeah those were defiantly real sounds.
great! great to know.
thanks elon musk. sexy maid, ok. hello?
its me hello?
Antonio? the mustache really ties the whole look together.
its me.
ok im not about to sing Adele. he totally just did that!
Great minds think alike, and apparently mine and his do to.
how is this gonna make your ears feel good?
welcome, to my super official food review ASMR are you ready to experience McDonalds
oreo frape?
what?
oh god them lips boy!
most of this is visual.
okay okay um can you taste the whipped cream?
between your lips? has the whipped cream excited your soul?
softness.
the fluffy air like seduction.
seduction of the whipped cream. has the whipped cream excited your soul? are you ready to
experience, mcdonalds oreo frape?
my sounds are coming out and im hearing them and its like *shwwwzz shwwzz shwzz* all the
sounds! this is the sound of a tortilla chip in queso. does that sound dirty?
sorry about this mr. tortilla chip.
I'm sorry about this Mr. Paper towel.
brutal! why are we still here.
just to suffer?
every night, i can still- that is a funny sound.
this is the sound of a secret: I have no idea what I'm doing.
I'm- I'm like trying to be normal- no dont tell me that! and this is the sound of a horse
going clippity clop.
I love making funny little sounds with my tiny little butthole mouth.
mwah!
I love making little sounds with my tiny little butthole mouth.
mwah! what the! my ears with your little toy horse some more will you?
please discount store owen wilson why would you stop?
ok I just found ASMR the chew. and this lady apprently eats things and records the sounds
as ASMR. so we're going to eat some pickles.
pickles?
yeah right.
what is that supposed to do?
its not ASMR youre eating a pickle and recording the sound.
what is that pos- how is that possibly supposed to be personally satisfying to anybody!? hang
on, hang on.
we need to get some headphones up in here.
so freaking good! they're just pickles.. oh- OH.
I thought I got like a tickle or something.
I think its cold in here.
let me turn this up.
sounds interesting.
oh god! its like, refreshing?
I like it?
I kind of get it.
um, we're we're going to actually get to the cringy stuff now.
um, we're we cant stay here, I cant stay here.
its just, I had the shivers, its cold in here, uh.
I hate these headphones, you know why?
They tickle my ears.
ok. what is this, how to basic?
what the is this? what is this animation on this little
freaky.
oh god.
what the was that? that was supposed to be ASMR. take a little weird ass looking mermaid
doll with a little weird ass animated face on it, stick it in there.
Why the is the tail moving?!
tell me thats animated or he's like pulling it with a string or some cause that is too
much.
why is this ASMR?
why is this A- this is not ASMR.
WHY IS THIS WHY?
WHY?
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah all that chit chat's gonna get you hurt.
hey honey!
I uh, ah tough day at the office honey you know, I need uh a guy dressed up as the joker
whisper psychopathic rantings into my ear.
yeah, thats exactly what I need to just unwind at the end of the day.
I'm gonna go on youtube and record sounds as if I were a psychopath! yeah, thats what
this guy was thinking.
so Im gonna show you my bowl.
Im gonna put it in my bowl.
Im gonna show it to you now ok?
its the same bowl that my mom used to give me a haircut with.
little webs, spin them trying to catch others, and destroy them.
nice, nice blade is not uh, sharpest you know? but uh, this is come in really good.
your head, and face, and, brain.
look, you wont feel a thing.
honestly, I have no idea anymore.
you got people who are a little whoo hoo, right?
like, like, they're gonna show up and they're gonna have an influence in a little bit of
everything right? but what I dont get is why they're all over ASMR.
Maybe I'll just ddo some ASMR videos.
thats what I'll do, I need to do ASMR videos hell yeah! hi welcome to ASMR with Rogue.
Today we're gonna be eating some cucumbers.
Oh yeah baby, just let that cheese go all over you.
I lost three hundred pounds by not eating junk food and listening to ASMR of people
eating junk food, it WORKS.
thats some insanely good chicken.
thats an insanely good chicken.
anybody can do this!
its like music, you make sounds and people listen to it, except you need no musical talent
what so ever! welcome.
nobody else does that lip smacking noise like he does subscribed.
donated on patreon.
you have really pretty eye brows.
do you like- JAZZ?
getting my eyebrows done yall! whoah! wait a second, wait a second, wait a second.
can I do that too?
what the was is that?
alright thats all, thank you so much for watching.
I hope you had as much fun as I did.
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in the comments down below and I hope you all have a fantastic day.
this is been rogue and ill see you again soon.
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