Live from New York City,
it's the Wendy Williams Show.
How you doin'?
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Now, here's Wendy!
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No you won't!
But the fact that you do is so lovely.
Thank you for watching,
and say hello to my co-hosts, my studio audience.
They come from far and wide!
How you doin'?
How you doin'?
Okay.
Let's get started.
It's time for Hot Topics.
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Fabulous.
Wendy, you look beautiful!
Gorgeous!
Thank you.
You know how a lip gloss sometimes gets on your teeth?
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You heard about Joe and Teresa?
I mean we talked about it but at the end of the day,
I feel a ways.
The immigration judge ruled yesterday
that Joe will be deported back to Italy
(audience groans)
when he's released from prison in March.
In March he gets out.
He's leaving behind four daughters and his wife.
(audience groans)
Allegedly, they're still in love.
Teresa's like, I'm not moving to Italy.
(audience laughs)
If I were the daughters, I wouldn't wanna move to Italy.
All my friends are here.
I'm Italian-American.
You're Italian-Italian.
(audience laughs)
Can I place a blame without you guys being mad?
This is his parent's fault.
(audience groans)
And I'll tell you why.
Joe, dearly departed, his father's rest in peace,
but when Joe was one is when they came here
and they both became citizens of our country,
the mom and dad, but they never gave Joe the citizenship.
(audience gasps)
Really?
You're so comfortable?
This is just stupid on stupid.
Pardon me, but I blame the parents because then,
once you grow up and you become your own adult as Joe is,
then all of a sudden you look at it as it wasn't done.
It's not gonna be done.
(audience laughs)
But he's stupid for not getting his citizenship ever.
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Even more stupid for being a crook on TV.
(audience hums)
Three stupids.
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If I were Teresa,
I would stay right here and I don't
have a bunch of money to be visiting you back and forth.
Does she need a divorce?
I don't know.
They said they were in love so I'm not part of that part.
All I'm saying is this is his parent's fault.
Clap if you understand what I'm saying?
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When children are young,
we try to teach them certain things.
You know your social security number by heart,
plus here's your social security card, a copy of.
I'll keep the main one myself.
(audience laughs)
We're gonna go get the passport.
Even if you don't travel anywhere passed Bayonne.
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Here's the library card.
His parents did him wrong and now he's
done his four girls wrong and Teresa, and I do care.
The judge is a cold hearted snake.
(audience laughs) Doggone it judge.
(audience claps) Doggone it judge.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey
premieres on November 7th.
They've already filmed the show
so we're not gonna see this part
which is the sadden news that Joe will be
deported when he gets out of prison in March.
He has 30 days to appeal.
You know what, how about not appealing.
I don't know what appeal is.
I know, complain but,
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can you complain at the same time as
getting your thing here?
Citizenship.
Not a work visa.
That doesn't work anymore 'cause the
only job we saw you have is robbing and stealing.
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(audience laughs)
You guys are so cute.
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This man in the front row,
you've been here so many times.
Why do I recognize you?
I'm from Jersey!
You're from Jersey.
So I've seen you at the mall or something.
(audience laughs) South Orange maybe.
Of course, of course.
Well hello.
How you doin'? (man laughs)
There's shocking new details about this Terrence J case.
You know we talked about this yesterday.
Terrence J, a lovely boy from North Carolina.
He graduated from North Carolina State.
Just a lovely young man.
36 though.
It was reported that Terrence's girlfriend Jasmine
was the one who crashed the car.
That's what we reported, that's what people were saying.
However.
(audience gasps)
You haven't seen that?
A $210,000 McLaren.
Crashed it.
Jasmine wasn't in the car though.
(audience groans)
It was another one.
(audience gasps)
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(woman laughs)
But that's not the reason to run.
Nobody was hurt in the accident allegedly.
It was only him, the jump-off, and the tree.
(audience laughs)
Terrence, you're such a good guy.
Why did your pickup get there before the police?
Someone in our Hot Topics morning meeting said,
maybe he was being chased.
I said, who's chasing Terrence J?
(audience laughs)
Really?
Really?
Terrence, I love you, but you know you're still corny.
(audience laughs)
(audience claps) As hell.
Terrence is still not coming forward.
I would expect right now he's probably
hiding in his house with the blinds closed lawyering up.
(audience laughs)
Whoever picked them up,
I don't think they were being chased.
I think that maybe 12:30 at night,
everybody's a little faded or something,
and he's not with the right girl,
and the wrong girl is the one driving the car.
(audience hums)
Were you partying Terrence?
Here, what's your name?
Oh Sheryl, okay.
You drive.
Alright come on.
You got a fat booty.
Come on around. (audience laughs)
(audience claps)
I'm really not correct to drive right now
so you and then there's an after party.
Those cars behind us are following us.
We're leading them to the after party,
Terrence trying to be a bad boy.
(audience laughs)
Please.
I want the girl to come forward.
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What does she have to lose?
Girl, you'll be on Hot Topics.
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If you come forward, you'll be on Hot Topics,
we'll talk about you, we'll show a picture of you,
you send us the picture you want us to show.
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Come forward and tell us about that night.
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Thank you.
Only right, right Suzanne?
Yes!
I'm dying to know who she is.
Exactly.
And what does she know about that night.
Yes!
She has nothing to lose.
Nothing to lose.
She's not the girlfriend,
she was just mixed up in some mess.
We like that.
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Yes we do. (audience claps)
Yes we do. (audience cheers)
Azealia Banks has met her match.
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It's time for Celebrity Twitter War.
Hit it!
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Azealia Banks is in a fight with this
pop star named Lana Del Ray.
You know Lana.
You've asked me to talk about her many times.
Doesn't that sound like a porn star name?
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Lana Del Ray.
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But her real name is Elizabeth Grant.
She looks like a Liz Grant, but not a Lana Del Ray.
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It all started last week when Lana slammed
Kanye for supporting President Trump
and then Azealia defended Kanye and attacked Lana saying,
"I'm tired of White women in Hollywood
and their fake ass innocent agenda."
Then on Tuesday, Lana clapped back.
I guess 'cause she's disguised as Elizabeth Grant,
she doesn't look like she's a clapper backer.
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But honey, she clapped and backed.
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"Azealia, you know the addy," as in address.
Love it.
"You know the addy.
Pull up any time.
Say it to my face.
I won't not F you the F up, period."
(audience laughs) (audience claps)
"I'll send you my surgeon's number
and a good psychiatrist.
Your psych meds aren't working."
(audience gasps)
You never know where you're gonna get it from.
Here's Azealia clap back at Lana.
"Should I be extra White and sue Lana for threatening me?
I'm talking to my lawyer."
Excuse me?
Lana says, "Tell him it's a promise, not a threat."
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Fabulous.
She got her good!
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You know what you all,
I don't know who Lana Del Ray is honestly.
Clap if you have no idea who this is.
(audience claps)
Exactly.
I know her name and like I said,
I thought that she was one of those internet porn star types
but apparently, (audience laughs)
she's a very good pop singer and then Azealia Banks,
I would pass her in the Manhattan mall.
I don't know who this is, I don't know what she does.
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Excuse me Norman?
I'm just laughing.
(man laughs)
Pass her right up in the mall,
but she's super talented.
She gets in her own way,
but she's so talented.
She's a good rapper, good singer.
Just she's trouble.
Alright.
Not only is she trouble, but she fights with everyone.
Azealia's had fights with Cardi B, Remy Ma,
Rihanna, Erykah Badu,
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Nick Cannon, Action Bronson, Lily Allen,
Beyonce, Russel Crowe, RZA and SZA,
Zayn Malik, Skai Jackson, Sarah Palin,
Kendrick Lamar, Lupe Fiasco, Eminem, TI and Tiny,
Asap Rocky, Elon Musk, Rita Ora, Lady Gaga,
Pharrell, Dolce and Gabana,
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Iggy Azalea, Lil' Kim, Ru Paul,
who fights with Ru Paul?
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Nicki Minaj, Jim Jones, Funkmaster Flex,
Perez Hilton, the nightclub security guard over at the club,
and the entire cast of Wild N' Out.
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You're right, she gets in her own way.
Apparently.
No matter how talented you are,
if you're not easy to work with, then you're a problem.
I would take like I told you,
a less problem number two than the
number one who gives me all kinds of problems.
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Sometimes there's nothing wrong with being number two.
You're just laying in the cut waiting
for number one to F up.
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Welcome to season 10.
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I think also, Azealia's trying to get on Kanye's good side
because the President loves celebrity culture
and somehow she thinks that she'll eventually
I guess go to the White House one day.
You know what, it'll probably work.
Kanye will love her.
He goes to the White House today.
This will probably be mentioned, her tweet.
(audience laughs)
This'll probably be mentioned today.
This Azealia Banks, Kanye what can she do for us?
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What can she do for us?
How is she helpful in the rap community?
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Selena Gomez.
(audience aw's)
Nobody wants to live their lives
with your name being mentioned and then (woman sighs),
but this is an aw for right now.
She's still young.
She reportedly is at a psychiatric facility
(audience aw's) right now.
She had a very emotional breakdown
and she went to the hospital already twice in the past,
two weeks I might add,
with something related to her lupus.
You know, she's got lupus.
She's also had a kidney transplant.
I hate that people always blame this on a boy, or a man.
Can't we just have our own thing?
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This girl is only 26 years old.
She's 26.
She's got lupus, she's had a kidney transplant,
and she had major love I do believe with Justin.
I don't like that picture. (audience laughs)
He looks like the killer, he looks like the killer
from the ID channel.
(audience claps)
So what?
She suffers from depression and anxiety,
but who are we to judge?
If you are 26, you got a pop career going on,
you're supposed to be part of young, beautiful Hollywood
and suddenly you're afflicted with lupus
and a kidney transplant?
It's not about Justin, it's about what,
I'm 26 and breaking down like I'm 86?
I'm all about her.
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You take care of yourself Selena.
When you have a type, you have a type.
Have you ever noticed a lot of your
boyfriends all look like your
boyfriend right now or your husband right now?
(audience laughs)
Sometimes when you have a type, you have a type.
Head to toe, body wise, the way they carry themselves,
what they do for a living or whatever.
When you have a type, you have a type.
I'll be damned, Channing Tatum definitely has a type.
(audience gasps)
He's moved on from his beautiful wife Jenna.
He's 38.
Is this her right here, the new girl?
That's the wife.
She's 37.
Is this the wife?
That's the wife, Jenna Dewan-Tatum,
or not yet ex-wife co-hosts.
(audience laughs) (man laughs)
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I don't know where that came from.
Sorry.
We don't know what show you watch on TV,
(audience laughs)
but here's how it goes down for real.
(audience laughs)
(audience claps) (woman laughs)
He's 38 and Jenna Dewan is 37
and they have children together
and she's got a booming business.
Not only is she gorgeous,
but she's not the wife of, she's a mogul man.
But he has a type.
He's dating this new girl, Jessie J.
Do you know her?
But she's only 30.
I'm just saying.
Jenna Dewan in the who'd you rather contest this morning.
Yes! (audience claps)
Rambo.
Jenna Dewan.
She's 37 versus 30.
Still a winner.
Winner, yup.
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There's a story going around that may or may not be true,
and I would love to believe that it's absolutely true
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because I haven't been fighting with people
since 15 minutes ago.
(audience laughs)
Bill Cosby is mad at me.
(audience gasps)
Oh yes, oh yes!
Oh it's going down.
By the way, he wasn't smacked in the face
with that chicken patty that you read about.
That wasn't true, that wasn't a true story,
and we didn't report that here,
but I know a lot of people saw that
going around on the internet that he
was smacked in the face with a chicken patty.
(audience laughs)
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But here's why he's mad at me!
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First of all, I have no idea,
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but he's so mad that he demanded his team
summon me to the prison.
(audience gasps)
Hold on!
Good morning inmates, good morning inmates.
(audience laughs)
Good morning.
And good morning Bill 'cause you have
no control over the dial.
I know what goes down and they love us,
the captivated audience.
The captive audience, they love us.
Thank you.
Summoned me for a one-on-one confrontation
there in the prison.
(audience gasps)
That's what I said Suzanne.
You gotta go, and I gotta go with you!
(audience claps)
I'll escort you there, I'll escort you there!
Here's allegedly what they might be saying
that he's mad at me about,
because I told Camille to leave him
and take half of his money and change her cellphone number.
(audience claps) (woman laughs)
Well Bill, I'm a straight shooter and you know what,
our cameras have wheels.
We will wheel the cameras up there.
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Do you know my first question that I would ask him?
How you doin'?
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We've got more great show for you today.
Up next everybody, the legendary Pam Grier is here,
so grab a snack and come on back!
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