BANG!
I'm Tsuchida
I'm Sawabe Yu
Keyakizaka!
arigatou gozaimasu
Now today...please take a look around Tsuchida-san
These the stage costumes for the next single?
[ Taking a completely new musical direction ]
This time they're in their sleepwear
Furthermore its the sleepwear the members usually wear to bed
So they said this is what they usually wear to bed
and they've been allowed to bring the actual clothes onto the show
That appears to be so
How about it...pretty sporty looking
well Koike
Koike is wearing something that says "Koike"
Are those gym clothes?
Yes...these are my gym clothes from elementary school
Haven't changed sleep clothes since elementary?
It hasn't changed
Who is this person in her house she needs to remind of the name?
[ They'd all be Koikes ]
As expected
Uemura's sleepwear fits her image
Of course that's what she'd wear at home when going to bed
something fluffy right
Hearts on a white fabric
And Ishimori...Ishimori
the top is a tshirt
and the bottom?
I wear suteteko men's pajama bottoms to bed
men's suteteko?
Weren't suteteko bottoms popular recently?
Everyone in my family has the same matching pattern they wear to bed
Doesn't that cause confusion?
Hey don't those pajamas belong to your father!
[ Daily occurence for the suteteko family ]
Everyone's a different size
Like grandma wears the biggest ones
And then the sleepwear the fans wanted to see the most of all
Tsuchida-san in his sleepwear
I've been in this business for 25 or 26 years and this is a first for me
In your sleepwear
I brought my real pajamas for this
These are the real ones
Is this acceptable for mens sleepwear?
good
And I can play soccer in these
How about Sawabe-san?
For me...well you wore your soccer clothes
I wear basketball gear
Basketball shorts with a tshirt are really easy to move around in
With everyone in their sleepwear what exactly are we doing today
on todays show
For those long autumn nights...here is how I go to bed press conference
This time with those long autumn nights
how do the members usually get to sleep
on todays show they're going to demonstrate in studio
Their routine before getting under the futon
personal preferences when sleeping
sleeping postures and such...they'll give us detailed reenactments
And then
The members sleeping postures...you can read character traits from posture
that's what they say
Psychologically...yes there are psychological patterns
Its psychological then?
Psychology means...
Tsuchida-san was quick to pick up on that word
Today
we have someone we haven't had in studio in quite awhile
Its this person
dozo
KYAA-!
Its Amon Nijihiko-sensei!
Nijihiko
There he is
sugoi
sugoi!
What do we have here?
Nijihiko!
kawaii!
dozo dozo
He really is cute looking though
If you changed up the colors a little bit he'd look like Santa Claus
[ Absorbing a lot of insults ]
I understand how excited all of you are however
Please have a seat
We know how excited you get when you see Nijihiko in person
3 times previously Amon-sensei has done psychological analysis of the members
This time he's finally back in the studio after 3 years
Sleeping you could say are humans in their most defenseless state
and from that you can make a psychological analysis
And then to see how their sleeping posture affects their body
we'll also get a medical opinion on their sleep habits
Up first...she goes to sleep in gym clothes
Koike will demonstrate how she goes to bed
Now then first Koike will present
onegaishimasu
So sleepy
This is like a small play
I can't go to sleep without drinking some water first
[ Way over acting ]
She's explaining each move right?
Its easier to understand isn't it
Just a little water
[ Koike prefers 1 cup of water before bed ]
ok
I'm going to bed
Who did she say that to?
What's she doing?
ah there are people that do this
What is this?
Wraps herself in the futon
[ Koike prefers wrapping herself in the futon ]
oyasuminasai
That girl is weird
Its morning
its morning
Got some good sleep
got some good sleep~
I don't feel like I'm awake unless I clean the bathtub
Time to clean the bath
Since its cold out I'll clean just like this
the bath?
Kind of rough isn't she
hai FINISH
With her unique usage of the futon
and cleaning the bath first thing in the morning
Why exactly does she do these things?
Wait so Koike
hai
there's a couple questions we have for you
when you go to bed...why do you wrap yourself in the futon?
Feeling something wrapped around me
and sleeping
since I was little I can't get to sleep without that feeling
My parents tell me I look like a mummy and that I should stop doing that
[ Parents don't like it either ]
She looks like one of those bugs
So how about Koike's sleeping habits?
wrapped up like a sushi roll
So wrapping yourself up to go to bed
that's wanting to shut yourself in your own world
its a little bit of Koike wanting to escape into her own fantasy world
once she's inside her own fantasy world
the awareness of the real world
Wait sensei...hold on a moment
hai
What are you laughing about!
In the middle of Nijihiko-sensei speaking
Neru!
I can't take him seriously...
[ Hard to learn from a guy in his pajamas ]
We're all in our pajamas
He wore his pajamas to fit in with us
Next time you're doing one of your live tours
we'll bring out that keychain
[ Nijihiko-sensei always with you ]
Nijihiko-sensei
But Koike seems like she'd have her own fantasy world
Seems like she's having trouble distinguishing between the dream world and reality
That's right
We also received advice from Kunii-sensei
Sleeping face down
puts pressure on your heart and internal organs
since it also makes it hard to toss and turn
its not good for sleep
well yes
That does sound right
Then stop doing it!
But I've been sleeping like that for several years now
Unable to change it right
That's what its sounding like
Please be careful with that
careful....
hmmmm....hai
[ Its too late for her ]
Then you wake up
hai
and then where do you go?
I wake up and go clean the bathtub
[ Wakes up and cleans ]
why?
I don't like that feeling of not knowing if you're in a dream or reality
to verify that I'm awake
I want to move immediately so I'll clean the bath
You want work movements
Once I feel the water I know I'm awake
So this is routine bath cleaning
hai
ah I see then
This amount of movement
flips a switch in your sleepy body
and is a highly reccommended routine
Next the suteteko wearing family
Ishimori will present her sleeping habits
Today was exhausting
She slams that door
Its time for the diffuser
[ Ishimori prefers to setup her diffuser before bed ]
What's a diffuser? Its aroma therapy
Everyday I put in a scent that I like but for today
I'll go with lavender
She explains everything for us doesn't she
[ Inner dialogue that works for tv ]
Almost like a showa skit
Turn on the switch
She even tells us when she turns it on
perfect
Need to fall asleep quick
Wants to fall asleep in the aroma
futon?
What's that?
What?
Its some sleepwear my grandmother made for me that I've used since age 2
after awhile
Its pretty beat up now
That's the real thing then
I just can't fall asleep without this
now then
sweet dreams
[ Ishimori uses a homemade kimono as a futon ]
ah morning
The air is bad
bad air
The air is bad?
That's how she wakes up
She wakes up around bad air
diffuser...eh?
That's why that was put there
[ Ishimori wakes up and opens up the ventilation ]
I'll do my best today
hai FINISH
She lies under a special made futon
what's the psychology behind Ishimori's sleeping habits?
For Ishimori's presentation they stuck a vent on the wall
I was wondering why such the attention to detail
So the routine is she goes to bed with it closed and opens it when she wakes up
Is that it Ishimori?
hai
why?
Its like...since I hate opening a window
once I open the vent
I get that fresh cool morning breeze
Since the vent is right above the bed
I like just laying there for 15 minutes in that breeze
So you do lay around for a bit
You turn on the diffuser and then when you wake up
the air is bad...the air is bad
[ Causing your own problems ]
It should smell good in there though
And then your grandmother made it for you
I'm useless without it
recently its been remade
In elementary school
grandmother added a yukata to it
So that's the actual one
You can see it was actually this color
The inside of it
But now its
so beat up there's a yukata attached
it got added on like patchwork
That's right
Continuing to use something from your childhood
and then depending on it to go to sleep
that represents not being able to become a full adult
These types of people
will act like children with people whom they are close to
But you don't bring that with you when you stay in a hotel right?
If I can't feel this part I won't fall asleep so I'll often bring a scrap of it
This is the part where it was sewn together but its missing a part
She's right
You take that part with you
I take it and when I touch it I can fall asleep
Any of you seen her do this?
none of you?
They didn't notice
She hides it
I touch it to fall asleep
Her hidden grandmother
she takes grandmother with her
[ Her grandmother is alive ]
That's pretty much her grandmother
Unexpectedly she has a lot of must haves
Sato will present her sleeping habits
oh yeah~
[ attention grabbing inner dialogue ]
Wonder what happened to Sato in that hallway just now
oh yeah!
Maybe she's happy from the baseball playoffs
otsukaresama
ah, that's right
Can't sleep without this
I need my Magniflex pillow...the same one soccer athlete Kagawa uses....to go to sleep
magniflex?
Its quickly turned into a Magniflex commercial
Since I want to change the pillow cover every night
[ Sato prefers changing the pillow covers every night ]
The pillow cover? She changes that daily?
good...ok
I have to wake up early...hope I can get to sleep
Nothing else then?
Just the changing of pillow covers
[ Sato sleeps with her legs around the futon ]
oyasuminasai
I can't sleep
[ First time we've seen this happen ]
This is a new pattern
playing with her phone?
What's she looking at?
Once I get hungry....MONSTER
konnichiwa I am Russian Sato
[ Sato prefers watching videos of people eating when she can't sleep ]
How does this make her fall asleep?
yabai
she's laughing
I want to eat
I want to eat she says
So that's it
sugoi
good...ok
Now I can fall asleep
Doing that
she's basically saying Russian Sato-san's videos put her to sleep
hai FINISH
The methodical Sato
with all this we discovered some un idol-like behavior in her inner psychology
So you like your recently purchased Magniflex pillow
Seriously...your pillow is very important
I know this
[ The basics of a good sleep ]
So you bought one?
I've got really bad neck pain
I've been to a doctor for it
But this thing is amazing...its got holes all over it
I'd really like you to try it out 1 time
We'll be sure to try it some time
[ When the time is right ]
We'll try it later if you bring it by
You watch video of people binge eating when you can't sleep
I watch those
Was that Russian-san?
That's Russian Sato-san
She really gets good shots of the food
How come when you're trying to go to bed you excite yourself like that?
So Nijihiko-sensei
How about Sato's sleeping habits?
The part about wrapping your legs around the futon
thats seen in people with unfulfilled desires
uh oh
oh my....oh my...oh my
unfulfilled desires
That got a lot of members laughing
So about this girl
oh my goodness
He's described her perfectly
[ Frighteningly accurate in depth psychology ]
Is that why you're laughing
Watching the binge eating videos
that's her desire for more and more
its all unfulfilled desire
[ oh my goodness ]
That's not it is it
We all have something we desire right
In your case maybe since idols can't eat like that
Because they have to limit what they eat
That's how she simulates that feeling of being full
Wrapping your legs around a futon
is effective for achieving a relaxed state
and it appears to be a recommended way to get to sleep
As for Habu's routine...it seems that person is back
ah...there's a futon
What's this about?
[ Ryokan system? ]
Is she staying at a ryokan?
I have to get up at 6am so
Setting her alarm on her phone
[ Habu prefers setting up an alarm for each minute 10 minutes prior ]
Hope I can sleep
[ From the previously scrapped stuffed animals episode ]
From that unaired episode...its legendary
[ Habu needs her stuffed animals to sleep ]
hai FINISH
Coming up the stuffed animals
will cause trouble in studio
I'm happy to see him back again after such a long time
[ Jakky ]
Jakky and who's the other one?
Nijihiko Santa gave me this one...its name is Cookie
Cookie?
Its from Nijihiko-sensei
You got Cookie from Nijihiko-sensei?
eh?
Hold on!
Within the group...dating is forbidden!
[ The Nijihiko scandal launches from out of nowhere ]
You thought it was ok to give her that?
That's....that is absolutely not me
[ The terrified Nijihiko-sensei reacts to Habu's random adlibbing ]
What's all this about?
Since he's in a Santa-san outfit
ah, so you got that from Santa-san
hai
At Habu's house Santa Claus does make a visit
They got Santa-sans from around the world
Jakky...nice to see you again...its been awhile since you've been on tv
ah otsukare
How's it feel to finally be back on tv?
It was kind of hot waiting inside of that futon
ah sumimasen
Cookie-san also
sumimasen
otsukaresama desu
[ Cookie is a girl apparently ]
Are you two dating?
hai
Is that so
So with Habu it becomes a love triangle situation
[ That's a strange triangle ]
So then sleeping with stuffed animals
the more stuffed animals you have
the lower your mental maturity
That's true...little kids do have a bunch more stuffed animals bedside
Saito will announce her routine which is everything we had hoped for
ah..its already 2am...time for bed
ah, I'll put this on and then go to bed
[ Saito prefers putting on a head shrinking device before bed ]
Head size reducer?
Well I guess this is our PTA president
I don't need a pillow
[ Saito prefers not having a pillow ]
To loosen up my shoulders I place a tennis ball here
She's a freakin grandma
[ Overflowing with that elderly vibe ]
[ Saito lays out a tennis ball before bed ]
I'll fall sleep to some music
eh...that's not good
[ Saito likes sleeping with earbuds in ]
oyasuminasai
With the tennis ball like that?
hai FINISH
As expected Saito's sleeping habits have an old lady feel to them
but what do the experts say
You can tell she's concerned about beauty but
kawaii~ kawaii~
kawaii
Saito be careful
when women yell "kawaii" like that its for someone definitely not "kawaii"
[ The scary side of women ]
They're teasing her then
This device isn't for making my head smaller
its because when I sleep my mouth tends to open
and then that makes my throat dry up
so its to force my mouth shut
to stop that
Then you just need one piece of tape right here
I've heard about this from the members
so I decided to try it out
That large contraption makes it hard to sleep
Placing a ball in your back
will disturb your posture so
it'll prevent you from getting a good nights sleep
Applying pressure to your head
puts stress on your skin and prevents blood flow
and will also prevent you from getting a good nights sleep
And then
So the part about falling asleep to music playing
that's similar to wanting people asking her if she's ok and trying to draw encouragement from others
its a trait found in negative people
All she does is reflect on things and think how bad it went
tends to happen to people who lose sight of things
That sounds right on!
See some members nodding to that
But Fuu-chan is more of a positive person
You're wrong then
Don't try and embarass Nijihiko-sensei like that
[ Doubting his psychological analysis ]
Don't tell him its not like that
Being positive
you think thats thinking about what happened during the day and trying to avoid making the same mistake
But truly positive people don't worry about anything
They don't reflect on anything that happened
Ozeki's routine will creep people out
kowah
[ Already starting off all weird ]
Did she see something?
ah curtains are open
what?
ah the drawers
[ Ozeki likes closing up anything left open ]
kowai kowai kowai
Who opened it?
kowah
I always sleep using a water pillow
[ Ozeki needs her water pillow to get to sleep ]
Without this I can't relax and fall asleep
Now I just fall asleep
The usual routine
What's she doing?
[ Unexplained screenshot ]
oyasuminasai
screenshot?
[ Ozeki likes to rest her hands on her stomach ]
FINISH
There are some things she does we're scared to ask about
but lets go ahead and ask her
When you entered what did you see to make you say
kowah~
Its all scary to me
The door as well as the curtains in summer
if they're opened up a little bit
all drawers need to be closed so I can sleep
Who's actually leaving all this stuff open?
I do that
[ Causing her own problems ]
That is your room
Being scared of gaps of space
hai
trying to verify everything is right like that
From the depths of her heart she wants everyone
its her wish to contol those around her to fit her ways
that's how those desires reveal themselves
This should be like this..and this should be this
So then people this way
when they get put in some kind of leadership position
they try to make everyone follow their rules
and people will go against them
Seeing that seems like you'll never get picked to be leader
But there's no desire for any of that with Ozeki right?
That is correct
What were those screenshots about?
That is something I do daily
since I don't know if I'll wake up alive the next day
so the last moment
I want to record the last moment I was alive
[ That reasoning is terrifying ]
I always take a screenshot and go to bed
What is this screenshot of?
The battery percentage and time of day...its only that way for that moment right
so I want to capture that moment
With the time and date....documenting that exact moment then
If I have to get up to go to the bathroom I'll retake the screenshot
So when you wake up do you delete it?
Nope, I save them
What is this? I had no idea she was this disturbed
[ From the land of darkness...its Ozeki ]
That's the peak of darkness...sensei what about those screenshots
spiritually speaking
That's the rock and roll lifestyle
[ Just thinking out loud ]
Did you say rock and roll lifestyle?
You get that from taking screenshots?
Suddenly you made such a weak argument
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