You're watching "Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood"...
"Check Yourself"...
Season five.
You'll be watching us...
...watch the show...
...for the very first time.
You'll be getting our natural and honest reactions.
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...with you.
The scene y'all about to see is Roccstar's album release party
that had more people crashing it than were invited to it.
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Yes!
Ooh, we cute!
Who these bad bitches on the carpet, though?
We cute.
Hold on, hold on, bro.
This your album release party, right?
It's my album release party, for sure.
Bro, how you gon' have Brooke hostin' your album release party?
He messy.
I like Roccstar. He's messy.
I don't even be caring about what people be talking about.
Anyway, I'ma go over here and tend to my guests.
What's going on here, bitches?
Not "tend to my guests." You left me.
Oh, here go your ass.
You left me. You left me in the trenches!
You left me!
Teairra!
Ooh!
Cleopatra in the flesh!
Honey, you know.
I appreciate you for coming to my... party.
Of course. Thank you for having me.
Helping me host.
Yeah, so how you feel?
Yeah.
I see other people on the flyer too.
Right! That was crazy!
Right, everything's crazy to Roccstar.
Well, Brooke got on the flyer
because Moniece passed the hell out.
So Brooke came in and saved the day.
Ooh!
She was like, "Boom!"
That mother(bleep) was shine-tee.
Shine, shine, shine.
She looks bomb. Go off, TT.
I actually have that jacket that Roccstar has on.
This what gotta happen.
What?
You ain't hit the red carpet. Brooke, I seen you
on the red carpet over there from afar.
I just do that. You know what I'm saying?
Oh, my mama.
Well, let me take you to the carpet!
Y'all go ahead.
I'ma go this way.
Roc is the most messy man on the Earth.
That was real awkward.
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Hello, TT.
Who are you?
So, um, I came here because you've been blowing up my phone.
Turn up then, Sade.
If that's your husband, why are you here talking to her
and not talking to your husband?
Right.
I already explained to you that we were married
and you tried to tell me that we weren't.
Why is Teairra fighting for this man when he got two other women
and he tried to get K. Michelle to join?
'Cause the (bleep) is good.
Is that Azbar's wife?
Yeah.
I don't know what it is, but Akbar got some rowdy.
These little females you got, they not tryin' to hear that bull(bleep).
Girl's speaking from her heart right now.
You put out a lawsuit on this man.
Mm-hmm.
You were still contacting him.
Yeah, I was.
You flew to my place, Dallas.
Mm-hmm.
I don't understand, if you put out a lawsuit on someone,
why are you still contacting him?
This (bleep) got game.
I was in love.
You know what doesn't make sense to me?
The fact that she dressed like a milkmaid.
Mary from the prairie out here with this outfit on.
She was on her way to church.
Oh, she...
Woman, thou are loose.
She needs to go ahead and pray.
You told me that you went there to go get some (bleep).
Oh, if that would've happened, that would've been nice.
What?!
Ohh, (bleep)!
Roccstar's face is epic.
A lot of women are dumb in private.
She openly admitted that girls do dumb stuff in private,
whatever the (bleep) that mean.
Obviously he was trying to bring you into our situation.
But he never told me about a situation.
Like I said, I would've never picked you.
You're not my type. I would've never picked you.
I would never be in a situation.
"I would've never picked you"?!
She came there looking to fight.
So do they all (bleep) together?
Or he does separate girls on, like, different nights?
"You're not my type."
So we're done.
We don't have to hear about this anymore?
I don't want to be Sade's type ever.
And it's done.
And it's done.
Okay, bye, Sade!
Bye, milkmaid!
Bye!
I pray that Teairra is over with Akbar.
But again, he might be the best (bleep)
she ever had in her life, and when you get good (bleep),
it's hard to let go of good (bleep).
So if you haven't let go of that good (bleep), Teairra,
I personally am not mad at you,
'cause good (bleep) is hard to find.
The next scene you're about to see are two dogs
yapping at each other about Teairra.
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Ugh.
Mr. Narcissist himself.
Flex.
Akbar looking good.
Here come Roccstar looking like a ninja.
A rich, bougie ninja.
You know who I am?
Who are you?
I'm Roccstar. You know who that is?
Roccstar?
Yeah, you don't know Roccstar?
Popstar, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Popstar? Hee-hee!
It look like them guys was meeting up to catch a fade, man.
You's a bitch. What's up?
(bleep).
What's up? You ain't nobody! What's up?
What's up?
Whoa! Security!
Akbar is tall, he is buff, and he got light eyes.
I'm getting turned on by this.
All you do is pick on (bleep)!
I'm pickin' on you!
You not pickin' on no (bleep)!
Came to pick on you!
I will break your jaw, blood!
"I will break your jaw." Ooh, what?
This (bleep) is beyond me.
I'll beat the (bleep) out of your (bleep) ass.
What's that little outfit you got on?
What's up, blood?
Shut up! What are these?
What is that?
What are those?
(bleep)!
(giggling) "What are those?"
"What are those?"
They talking about the shoes, y'all.
These are (bleep).
Ain't no (bleep).
You's a goofy.
You putting out sex tapes on (bleep).
You know I gotta do that (bleep).
All some sneaking up.
I like to see Roccstar defending women
instead of trying to drag them into the ground
like he's normally doing, so it's nice to see you turning things around, Roc.
I'm pipin'. I ain't gotta do that.
Man, you sneaking a bitch.
You was watching the tape?
(bleep) what you talking about.
Bet you my pipe is bigger than yours.
He said his (bleep) was bigger?
Why y'all talking about (bleep) and fashion?
Whoa, pause. Did he say, "I think my (bleep) is bigger than yours?"
That was kind of (bleep).
He comparing pipe in the middle of the argument with my boy.
Leave my (bleep) Teairra the (bleep) alone!
It's too long! She can't stay too far away from me!
I don't know how you be mind-(bleep) these (bleep),
but I don't give a (bleep) about none of that!
Leave that (bleep) for the birds!
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, leave Teairra alone.
I agree with that.
Tell her don't call my phone.
She ain't gon' call your phone no more!
Tell her stop calling.
Trust me, she not calling you no more.
Tell her stop calling Daddy.
Akbar is very sexy when he mad.
I see why Teairra ain't left him alone, (bleep).
What was funny is, you two grown-ass (bleep)
actually accomplished looking like kids.
It kind of seemed like a bromance was kindling there.
Like, "I kind of like your shoes."
"I kind of like your style."
"Hey, man, I made a video just like that too.
I just don't want to tell nobody."
That's what I think is going on,
but I'ma mind my business this time.
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