Youtube daily report Dec 25 2017

I made chickpea miso at the beginning of this year.

Some of you said you want to see the result.

so I'm gonna open it.

I opened it once to mix the miso. But after that I haven't seen it inside.

I think the miso is done, let's open it.

I'm pretty sure there's mold on the surface where the miso is exposed to the air.

But you know, it happens every time.

(； ･`д･´)

Let's get rid of the mold up here.

It's less than I thought.

looks good.

oh it's...

It's nice smell!

This is too soft to scoop.

omg the smell is so nice. Let's try some.

great. great!

(ﾟ∀ﾟ )

I was thinking it needed more water when I was making this.

But looking at the result now...

you may want to add a little bit of water.

It's slightly a lack of water.

It doesn't make a big different though.

Compared to ordinary miso made with soy beans, chickpea miso is sweeter.

Chickpea miso is really nice.

Let's make this again next year.

Okay.

If you are interested in, Chickpea miso tutorial video is already out on my channel. check it out and make your own.

Bye!

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Woman: Namaste.

Inhale.

Downward-Facing Dog.

[ Serene music plays ]

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Cross leg.

Legs over head.

[ Birds chirping ]

I'm stuck.

My neck.

It hurts.

How?

How?

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Technology! Technology! Technology! Technology!

Technology! Technology! Technology!

[ Inhales deeply ] Technology! Technology! Technology!

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[ Clapping ]

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Yeah!

♪ I'm alive

♪ And I ain't ever gonna die

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♪ Yeah, you're talkin' to a man who just got high ♪

♪ Ain't no lie

♪ I'm comin' inside

♪ And you've got to find an angle that makes you cry ♪

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♪ Sky, baby

♪ But that's alright

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Hi, everyone.

I'm Stacy Scissorhands,

and I'm going to be doing an unboxing today.

I just ordered some human hands off amazang,

and let's just see how they look.

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Oh, an invoice. Cool!

Oh, whoops.

This must be the box with the human hands.

Look! Let's open it.

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Wow!

These look good enough to make you feel

like a normal human being.

Uh, let's just try them on.

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Wow, I love my new hands.

I feel like a Wolverine.

What can I do with my new hands?

Maybe pet a cat?

Oh, look! A cat -- I'm petting it.

I can pet cats now with my new hands.

I couldn't do this before.

Wow!

Goodbye.

Well, I give these hands a really good rating --

uh, ten fingers up.

Thank you for watching my unboxing video.

Goodbye, everyone!

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[ Rippling ]

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[ Metal scraps ]

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[ Door creaks ]

[ Game music plays ]

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[ Door creaks ]

[ Warps ]

[ Warbling ]

[ Ding ]

[ Tears ]

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[ Ripping ]

[ Meows ]

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Now, I hear that you can jump over a chair.

Is this true?

Well, it depends on the size of the chair, but, yeah.

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Merry Christmas—The Anointing Is Here! with Kenneth and Gloria Copeland (Air Date 12-25-17) - Duration: 21:56.

(Singing) I know my God has made the way for me.

I know my God has made the way for me.

ANNOUNCER: Welcome to a special Christmas Day celebration on the

Believer's Voice of Victory. Join Kenneth and Gloria Copeland

today as they celebration the birth of Jesus and give thanks

to the Father for such a marvelous gift. Here's Kenneth.

KENNETH: Merry Christmas, everybody. We're Kenneth

and Gloria Copeland and this is Christmas Day.

Glory to God. Gloria, you look gorgeous today. GLORIA:

Oh, thank you, Kenneth. KENNETH: But you always do.

GLORIA: Thank you, Kenneth. I'm celebrating. KENNETH: Yes. What?

GLORIA: Where's my present? KENNETH: Okay. (Laughs) We're

celebrating Christmas, that's what we're celebrating. GLORIA:

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. KENNETH: We're just Christmas kind of

people. GLORIA: That's right. KENNETH: That's all there is to

it. Father, we thank You today. GLORIA: Thank You, Lord.

KENNETH: We are so grateful to you that Jesus came, He gave

Himself, He's still giving Himself for us, Father. And we

are so grateful. GLORIA: Thank You, Lord. KENNETH: Lord,

Jesus-- GLORIA: We worship You, Jesus. KENNETH: --we just

worship You. We praise and worship and we bow down before

You and we confess You as Lord. GLORIA: You are our Lord.

KENNETH: Oh, to You be the glory. To You be the glory, Sir.

And we thank You for this broadcast today. Manifest

Yourself, please. (Praying in the Spirit) We are hungry for

Your presence. GLORIA: Thank You, Lord. KENNETH: Oh, we're

like the apostle Paul. To know You and to know the power of

Your resurrection, oh, my-- GLORIA: Thank You, Jesus.

KENNETH: --we rejoice and we thank You and we praise You

today. Thank You again and again and again. Amen. GLORIA: Amen.

KENNETH: And, again, Merry Christmas to you, everybody.

I--let's open our Bibles to this very, very familiar Christmas

story in the 2nd chapter of the book of Luke, and we will look

at some things. Of course, it's extremely familiar, but you

know, I've noticed this over the years, we miss more--I'm--I'm

just using it just in my own experience. I've missed more out

of familiar scriptures because I don't go back and read them

again and again and again. Oh, you read through them, but, oh,

you know, "I know this. Jesus was born in Bethlehem and"

da-da-da, and miss something that is dynamic and powerful.

Well, today we're going to look at some things that I believe--

GLORIA: Good. That'll be great. KENNETH: --will bless you like

that. In Luke 2, "And it came to pass in those days, that there

went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world

should be taxed. (And this taxing was first made when

Cyrenius was governor of Syria.) And all went to be taxed, every

one into his own city. And Joseph also went up from

Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judaea, unto the

city of David, which is called Bethlehem; (because he was of

the house and lineage of David--" (Clears Throat) Excuse

me. "--to be taxed with Mary his espoused wife, being great with

child. And so it was, that, while they were there, the days

were accomplished that she should be delivered. She brought

forth her firstborn son, wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and

laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them at

the inn." They're not poor folks. He wasn't born in a

stable because they didn't have any money. He didn't come into

this world poor. He wasn't born in a poor family. He wasn't poor

throughout His entire ministry. Amen. His--I'd like to--I'd like

to really get in there and romp around for a while. GLORIA: I

can tell that. KENNETH: But this whole--you see, there was no

room for them at the inn. That's the reason He was born where He

was. Now, the actual reason why He was born right there is

because God designed it that way. Amen. Hallelujah. Thank

You, Lord. You know, it's good to remember this, too, Gloria.

The prophet Micah prophesied that this baby would be born in

Bethlehem. 715 years later, right on time, Jesus was born

right in that spot. Now, Caesar thought He had a good idea. No,

He had a God idea. That Word from God, a power,

faith-of-God-filled Word spoken by the prophet Micah controlled

nations and armies and moved whole peoples around and shifted

things and--just exactly where they would need to be in order

for this event to take place. GLORIA: That's right. KENNETH:

God is that exact, and He's just that exact with you. If you'll

yield to Him, He can take you from wherever you are now right

out in the middle of who knows where and put you right exactly

in His planned will and prosper you beyond your wildest dream.

But you have to cooperate with Him. Amen. Now--well, glory to

God. Hallelujah. Okay, where was I? "No room for them at the inn.

There were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field,

keeping watch over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of

the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round

about them." Now, the angel of the Lord, who is that? That is

the--just who it says it is, the angel of the Lord. Amen.

Now--well, I know I won't get into that till maybe later.

Okay, here we go. "The angel of the Lord shone round about--the

glory of the Lord shone round about them: they were sore

afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I

bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all

people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a

Savior, which is Christ the Lord." Now, wait a minute. The

word "Christ" --as we've studied on this

broadcast many times before, that word

"Christ" is the Greek translation of the Hebrew word

"Messiah." The Hebrew word "Messiah" is anointed,

anointing, anointed. The Greek word "Christ" means exactly the

same Word. You--you--those of you particularly that are

familiar--many of you Catholics and others that are familiar

with the christening--and I chose to use Catholic

terminology because it is so well-known and it's proper. It's

a christening. What does that mean? An anointing. Isn't that

good? GLORIA: Yeah, it is. KENNETH: And you christen. "To

christen" means to pour. It means to smear or it means to

rub, to anoint. Now, ha-ha, oh, help me, Lord. We know--well,

yeah. Well, I'm going to do it. We've just got to take time to

do it. That--put your marker right there and let's go back

over to the book of Isaiah. And we'll see what the Holy Spirit

had to say in the 10th and 11th chapters of the book of Isaiah.

Now, let me--you know, God calls things that be not as though

they were. GLORIA: Yeah. KENNETH: Okay now, when Isaiah

said, "Surely he hath born our griefs, and our sicknesses,

carried our sorrows and pains," that was Jesus on the cross,

right? He's calling things that be not as though they were. Once

he spoke them, they're coming to pass. GLORIA: That's right.

That's right. KENNETH: Now, let's see what else he had to

say here about Jesus in Verse 27 of Isaiah 10, "It shall come to

pass in that day, that his burden shall be taken away from

off your shoulder, and the--and his," the devil's, "yoke from

off your neck, and the yoke shall be destroyed because of

the anointing." GLORIA: Destroyed. KENNETH: All right.

Chapter 11, "There shall come forth a rod out of the stem of

Jesse," that's Jesus, "and a Branch shall grow out of his

roots: and the spirit of the Lord shall rest upon him, the

spirit of wisdom and understanding, the spirit of

counsel and might, the spirit of knowledge and of the fear of the

Lord; and shall make him of quick understanding in the fear

of the Lord--" Now, the anointing--these are anointings.

"The spirit of the Lord shall rest upon him," the Spirit of

the Lord came on Jesus in the Jordan. GLORIA: Mm-hmm. KENNETH:

He was baptized with the Holy Spirit in the Jordan River.

Amen. And then He entered into service and He began to preach

everywhere He went, what? "The Spirit of the Lord is upon me,

for he has anointed me," with what? The burden-removing,

yoke-destroying power of God. GLORIA: Praise God. KENNETH:

"Christ mass." Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. The Catholic folks are already

jumping up and down right now. Mass is to celebrate. Christ is

the anointed one and His anointing. Christmas is a

celebration that the anointing is here, the yolk-destroying

power of God not only here, it's in you and it's in me if Jesus

is your Lord and Savior. Woo! Glory to God. Hallelujah.

GLORIA: Hallelujah. KENNETH: It is-- GLORIA: That's where the

gift-giving came from, the celebration. KENNETH:

Celebrating what? Let's get back over there quick before any of

this leaks out of your mind. (Laughs) Hallelujah. GLORIA: The

verse. KENNETH: Now listen to it. Listen to it, now. "A

Savior, which is Christ," the anointed of, "the Lord. And this

shall be a sign unto you; You shall find the baby wrapped in

swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. Suddenly there was with

the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and

saying--" GLORIA: What a day. KENNETH: "--Glory to God in the

highest." What are you so excited about? Why are you

shouting, "Gory to God in the highest, peace on earth, good

will toward--" what? "Peace on earth, good will toward men."

Hold it. Stop. Errk, back up. Not good will "among" men. 33

years from that day, this Jesus will go to hell and He will

suffer like no man ever suffered before or ever will again. And

He took authority away from the devil. And He said, "All

authority has been given unto me both in heaven and in earth."

GLORIA: Heaven and earth. KENNETH: "Therefore, you go."

GLORIA: That's right. KENNETH: Oh, glory be to Jesus. GLORIA:

Praise God. KENNETH: Good will toward men, why? The sacrifice

is in there. The war is over between heaven and earth.

Glory--and you want me to tell you why those angels were so

excited? You really would like to know? They, for the most

part, were not created by God to spend their time just in heaven

and tracking back and forth like Jacob's ladder. No, when Adam

fell, just handed his authority over this earth to the devil--

GLORIA: Yeah. KENNETH: --then the angels of God had to depart

and come on assignment. Verse 13, Hebrews 1, "But to which of

the angels said he at any time, Sit on my right hand, until I

make thine enemies thy footstool? Are they not all--"

say, "All." GLORIA: All. KENNETH: "--all ministering

spirits, sent forth to minister for them who shall be heirs of

salvation?" Hallelujah. Now, here the--you're going to see it

right here. Man, they're going to get to come back. They're

going to get to get in here. The--we're going to--we're going

to get the garden of Eden back. Glory to God, Gloria.

It--we--hey, whoa, the angels are--hallelujah. GLORIA: Praise

God. KENNETH: They're going to get to see Satan just get the

slats kicked out of him and that authority taken away from him

and watch him bow his knee to Jesus. GLORIA: Yeah, that's

right. KENNETH: Glory to God. GLORIA: Yes. KENNETH:

Hallelujah. Now, let's go back over there and look at it.

GLORIA: Where are you? KENNETH: In Luke 2:14--or 13, "Suddenly

there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host

praising God, and saying, Glory to God in the highest, and on

earth peace, good will toward men." GLORIA: The war's over.

KENNETH: "And it came to pass, as the angels were gone away

from them into heaven," they had to leave. But on the day of

Pentecost, Gloria, oh, glory to God, they came back. GLORIA:

Praise God. KENNETH: Hallelujah. GLORIA: Praise God. KENNETH:

That right there is something very, very important. It's a

powerful thing. Now, let's take a look at that authority. Let's

go over to the book of Ephesians, please. And the 1st

chapter, starting with the 16th verse, "I cease not to give

thanks for you, making mention of you in my prayers." Now,

here's what the apostle Paul was praying for the church at

Ephesus. He's prayed--so this is a Holy Ghost prayer. You can put

your name in here. You can put your family's name in there.

Pastor, you can put--you can put the church members' names in

there. "That the God of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Father of

glory, may give unto you the spirit of wisdom and revelation

in the knowledge of him: that the eyes of your understanding

being enlightened; that you may know--" know, something to know,

something you know better than you know your own name. This is

not just knowledge. This is supernatural knowledge that

comes from wisdom and revelation. This is revelation

knowledge. This is knowledge revealed to your spirit being by

the Holy Spirit. GLORIA: Praise God. KENNETH: Listen carefully

"--that you may know what is the hope of his calling, that you

may know what are the riches of the glory of his inheritance in

the saints, that you may know what is the exceeding greatness

of his power to us-ward who believe, according to the

working of his mighty power, which he wrought in Christ, when

he raised him from the dead, and set him at his own right hand in

the heavenly places, far above--" not just barely above,

far above, far above. This is what all of the excitement was

about. This is what it was all about. GLORIA: Praise God.

KENNETH: Heaven knows something big is coming. GLORIA: Yeah.

KENNETH: "--far above all principality, and power, and

might, and dominion, far above every name that's named, not

only in this world, but also in that which is to come--" (Clears

Throat) Excuse me. "--and has put all things under his feet,

gave him to be the head over all things to the church, which is

his body, the fullness of him that filleth all in all."

GLORIA: Praise God. KENNETH: Now, you never saw anybody that

their feet was in their head. No, no. Your feet's in your

body. Look at it again. "Far above all principality, power,

might, dominion, every name that's named, not only in this

world, but also in that which is to come: and hath put all things

under his feet, gave him to be head over all things to the

church, which is his body, the fullness of him that filleth all

in all." And Verse 6 of Chapter 2, "And hath raised us--" who?

The body. "--raised us up together, made us sit together

in heavenly places in Christ." GLORIA: Praise God. KENNETH:

Where is Christ? He's at the right hand of the Father. Where

are we? We're in Him. We--think about it like this: There's God,

there's Jesus, and there's you. We're at Jesus' right hand the

way Jesus is at God's right hand, sitting there on the

throne of grace. GLORIA: Praise God. KENNETH: Hallelujah.

GLORIA: Hallelujah. KENNETH: That's what He came to do and

gave it all to us. GLORIA: Praise God. KENNETH: Isn't that

just marvelous? GLORIA: Gave us His name.

KENNETH: Isn't that wonderful? GLORIA: Hallelujah.

KENNETH: We'll be back in just a moment.

ANNOUNCER: We hope you enjoyed today's teaching from Kenneth

Copeland Ministries. And remember Jesus is Lord.

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MERRY CHRISTMAS - Duration: 2:30.

Merry Christmas

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Levi's Birthday - Duration: 7:42.

Levi, your Birthday is soon

I know

So what?

What do you want on your birthday?

What do i want?

I want to go home

It's difficult

I wrote to Santa already

He doesn't want to help me

I will try to do something

December 25

Happy birthday

Something is wrong?

Now yo can make a wish and blow out the candles

And your wish will come true for sure

I want to back home

I want him to stay

Christmas fairy

"I want to back home"

"I want him to stay"

*Tender*

Thank you very much everybody

for your congratulations to Levi

in "Levi i Pustota" group

Unfortunately, i can not add all of your creations to this video

That is why let's watch some of them

Oh my God

That was the best moment in my manga!

*"Colossus- I was shaking your walls" is calling*

What the hell do you want?

I am busy now!

Hello to you, too.

Do you remember what is the day today?

What are you talking about?

Today is Levi's Birthday, by the way

Go and congratulate him!

I rotated my new spinner

When titan attacked me

It created strong wind

wich blowed titan to the basement

Levi

Calm down

Take back your tea

Please, don't

WASH.

Happy birthday to you

Althought your eyes are cold

Like an avalanche of snow in the mountains

happiness and warm light will cover you

We all from different cities

I will tell you a story about Santa

Our days

*Alexander*

Hey you, stop!

i know you! You was stealing my milk and candies ...

Wait, i have something for you

Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas!

*From Mom*

Levi,

I want to tell you many things

By words don't come easy

when I remember your eyes

Your sight is so

domineering, contemptuous

and serious

but if to look more deeply into your eyes

if to drown into your eyes for a long

you can see pain in this eyes

pain and eternal tiredness

You lead people into battle without turning around

You are sure in yourself, in them

But most of them are dying

And it's difficult to live with it

I know, you are faithful to them

You will not forget them

Everyone of them believes in you

You are gorgeous, Levi

And today is your day

The moments of your past

will help you to choose the right way in your future

But now

Let yourself forget about it

You are the best, Levi

no matter what

Throw away the pain of the field your soul

Happy Birthday, Levi

The other congratulations you can see

In " Levi i Pustota" group in Vkontakte

I wanted to do this for so long

How to make video more long than 1 minute

But not to think out nothing

because you are lasy

I got a post from Kseniia

And now we will check it together

I think it is snacks or

something that will make my eyes flow out

This is so cute

Thank you so much!

Is that Jagariko?

Thank you!

Pocky

Choco pie, a lot of choco pie

Oh, that is so cute!

What is this?!

I knew there will be something that will make my eyes flow out

Oh, God, why?

Erasier?

Oh, i got it

I thought: why do i need an erasier?

It's Levi there!

You will never know what is written here

It is just a paper

You can cling it on your face

It's from KODANSHA

official

It's written on the back "Do not lick"

Do not lick the image of Levi

Would it stop someone?

You won't believe it

On the bottom of choco pie's box

you can assemble an elefant.

That's all

I am happy

Thak you very much!

Actors:

Alexander Nabeshin and subscribers

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CHUTZPAH | SHORT FILM | POCKET STUDIOS - Duration: 16:51.

Oh I was holding up this for so long

Go on..

We won't be getting time for even this any sooner.

I've a close contact in Thailand.

He will set everything for us.

We have to move things fast now.

You mean next time I pee, it would be in Thailand ?

Asshole !

Thailand !

Seems good to you, eh ?

It ain't your mama's pajama you're trying to tie, so make it tight.

Done.

Put cloth in his mouth. Let's go.

Tied tight, eh ?

Sir. Sir. (marking a gesture of respect)

{'Bhai' calling } (aka crime lord )

Sunny: Let me call Bhai.

Huzefa: Yes. Inform him.

Hello

Bhai, job is done.

We are bringing the basterd in the trunk.

Had to knock him down a bit.

He is in control now.

Oh no..no..he is alive.

Sure Bhai.

Understood.

Goodbye.

He was worried if the basterd is dead.

Fuck them

No more petty jobs going forward.

Learn to behave like a businessman

and to speak English.

(Phone ringing)

Hello

(Bhai on the other side) Firoz

(Bhai) I thought you were gone without settling the payment.

C'mon Bhai. How could I escape from you ?

Let me come to the place and settle the dues.

When ?

Tomorrow

Actually I was planning for a business.

Thought of taking your suggestion on that.

Business planning !

Did you shit diamonds this morning, you motherfucker.

Consider all debts settled tomorrow.

Or you won't be seeing another Sun after tomorrow.

Shall I bring something ?

Bring the stuff.

(V.O.) He is Mr. Sunday.

Known for his links in the underworld

and among all the bad guys who move money

from here to there.

Hello

(Voice inaudible from other side)

Yes Bhai.

Okay.

What you want me to do

if Firoz is upto something big ?

Okay Bhai.

Okay Bhai. Understood.

Let's go to Firoz's.

(V.O.) Talking of others

he earned that name

on account of his

never missing visits to Church

every Sunday.

But well, talking of him

he prefers to be called as

'the facilitator',

'the bargainer'

or 'the deal-maker'.

But but but

has incalculable contempt

for being referred as 'the broker'.

For what he is doing now in this room ?

He is breaking a deal.

Know an interesting thing about deals ?

Deal brings surprises !

Liked the stuff, eh ?

Hmm.. 15 millions for both.

Consider 10% as my fee.

What kind of an asshole demands

10% brokerage these days ?

Be little considerate, can't you ?

Gospel of Matthew. Chapter 5 Verse 22

"But I tell you that anyone

who is angry with a brother or sister

will be subject to Judgement.

Again, anyone who says to a brother or sister, 'Raca',

is answerable to the Court.

And anyone who says, 'You fool !'

will be in danger of the fire of hell."

What does it mean ?

Nothing serious.

Had Matthew lived today,

he would have written 'Asshole' instead of 'Fool'.

Anyway leave it.

Huzefa: When you will be back ?

Sunny: Soon. Listen be careful.

Pistol is in your glove-box.

C'mon this ain't no time for firecrackers.

Don't worry, I'll handle him.

Take care

(Toilet flushing)

(In a hurry) Let's go.

What's in the bag ?

Guess!

Did you inform 'Bhai' ?

Did you inform 'Bhai' ?

Let's move you lazy ass. Got to pee.

Did you inform 'Bhai' ?

Did you inform 'Bhai' ?

Goddamn I'm askin you something. Did you inform 'Bhai' ?

Listen.

Everytime 'Bhai' passes orders, we obey.

He orders to get someone, we bring.

He asks to put a bullet, we do.

Why ?

Because that's what we are paid for. To obey orders.

Not anymore.

What ?

That is past now.

You lost your fucking mind ?

Bhai, if disobeyed, would certainly kill us.

Listen..forget everything what you just said.

Let's stick to the plan.

Will take this basterd to 'Bhai'.

and get our shares.

And then let's go on a vacation.

Ever see those 'big pockets' spending vacation

in Khandala, Panchgani ? Just like that.

With our ladies.

So complacent to be spending holidays in Khandala, Panchgani ?

'Big Pockets' travel to Vegas, Thailand.

Would 'Bhai' send us there ?

Don't be crazy Sunny. 'Bhai' won't spare us.

Only if 'Bhai' could reach us.

Tomorrow we will... Let's go outside and talk.

Come outside.

What to do with him ? (Points to the trunk)

Don't you know ?

Right here ?

No, there is a place near 'Panvel' Highway.

Oh I was holding up this for so long.

Go on..

We won't be getting time for even this any sooner.

I've a close contact in Thailand.

He will set everything for us there.

We have to move things fast now.

You mean next time I pee, it would be in Thailand ?

Asshole !

Thailand !

You go take him down. Pistol is in your glove-box.

(Huzefa searching pistol.)

Where is it ?

Hurry up.

I can't find the goddamn pistol.

You rammed his face with your pistol butt, you asshole.

And then while tying his hands..

Holy Fuck !

(Gunshots)

(Dialing number on mobile)

Hello

Pack our things fast.

And book 2 tickets.

(Other side of the phone) To ?

Thailand.

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BANG!

And this weeks show is underway

Keyakitte Kakenai

Hello we are your hosts Sawabe and

Tooty

Tooty!

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

And then they are Keyaki-chan

So then this time

this is the last show of the year

It went by so fast. Thanks for your hard work this year

All your big activities

and to bring this year to a close we have this

The end of year tradition. The 2017 cleanup special!

[ 2017 Clean up the unfinished business special ]

This year to think of some ideas

the members answered several surveys for us but

actually only about half of them got made into shows

So then this time we'll look back at the rejected ideas

and thoroughly review what got them rejected

This happens on all the other shows

when I started appearing on new shows

practically everyday I was filling out 2 or 3 surveys

[ Foundation of the show creation process ]

And what I wrote impacted what shows got made or if I appeared

Its a plea to get on

Now then lets proceed

First up, if the show were to go on a field trip

what would be a good plan?

ah got it

This is like a school field trip

so what could we all learn that would benefit the group

That's right. This isn't about where you want to travel

We want to know what you'd do there

Even still, some of the answers from the members

they wrote in some of these plans

Here they are

Go to Okinawa and learn Okinawan culture

You just want to go to Okinawa!

That's all that is

Why does this group suddenly need to learn Okinawa culture!?

[ Forcing in a connection to Okinawa ]

Don't be trying to fool staff-san with that!

In high school we went on a school field trip to Okinawa

but we had a lot of activities there, we would make stuff

Well Okinawa does have a lot of cultural activities

And the food was really good

I knew it! She just wants the food!

[ The goal is Okinawa gourmet food ]

Don't try to fool the adults around here

Next we have Suzumoto's answer. Here it is

I want to go to Paris France with all the members

Who you trying to fool!

There is no budget!

Just getting to USJ was a huge hassle!

You just want to go there one time right Suzumoto?

hai

[ Immediate confession ]

What do you want to see in Paris?

Foreign countries...what do you call it

I don't know many places, but I've heard of Paris France

That's the only reason

Paris by the process of elimination

[ simple reasoning ]

I see then

So from all of them, this next one

is a private and extreme matter

Personal to this show?

Its Koike's answer. Here is Koike's answer

I want to go somewhere with Alco and Peace

What's this about?

What's going on!

I really like them

How would I know

You've already got Sawabe and Tooty

[ MC jealousy ]

Really, what's going on here

And I hear she's a fan of Sakai from Alco and Peace

Are we really talking about Sakai-san?

That's a guy that purposely lost weight so he'd be more popular with women!

He turned rapper

That's right and it really pissed off Hirako

[ Angered his partner! ]

Now then

these surveys will be going for burial into the shredder

That's right

What was that?

[ Chaos ]

I couldn't hold that back

This is the last show of the year. What was that?

Now then

We have more. Here is the next survey

Tell us about a story that has made you cry

Seems like they remember this one

Well we've done a horror story episode

Just like that one if they know a good sob story

the members can present it

To give them talk show practice

Well that's what we wanted to do but

there were many rejected answers. So lets sum them up

here it is

A Tale of Mari and Three Puppies, 1 Litre of Tears

10 Promises To My Dog, Harry Potter, Beauty and the Beast

Aren't these just movie recommendations?

[ Movie reviews show? ]

This is not movie recommendations

So what we wanted to ask

Risa

Beauty and the Beast makes you cry?

It makes me cry, that movie is so touching

We know that

Everybody

everybody knows that

And we have some that got rejected for other reasons

First we have

Shida!

Shida

Here is Shida's response

There are no sad stories

kowai

That's the same as leaving it blank

I actually remember writing that

it was on a desk at the agency office

At that time I probably had never heard a sad story

I think that's why I didn't write anything

Why the anger?

[ Caused anger instead? ]

Why take out the anger on us?

You suddenly write there are no sad stories like that to us

I think it was a time I didn't feel like crying

We don't know anything about your personal feelings!

And there's more and its kind of shocking. Yone-san

Yone-san?

Let's look at Yone-san's answer. Here it is

I have never cried from being emotional

kowai~

That's messed up

Unexpectedly, she has no heart

I really thought about it a lot

I must have a sob story, there has to be one

but to start with I noticed that

I had never cried from being overcome with emotions

Like in dramas

at the end of the series, you won't be able to see them anymore

I never seem to cry for those

Even when the story is really sad and everyone around me is crying

I'm thinking I'm the only one not crying right now

You stay unexpectedly cool-headed in those situations

The cool-headed germ fearing woman

[ Fears germs but is cool-headed about it? ]

That sounds rough

The cool-headed germ fearing microorganism loving woman

There's your nickname

And continuing on

Rika

Oh its Rika

Let's take a look at Rika's survey. Here it is

Can't think of one right now, I'll keep thinking about it

So that means

you must have thought of one. A lot of time has passed since then

I forgot it...

You forgot?

Can't think of one right now, I'll keep thinking about it and

I forgot it...

That's pretty low

What's this about?

Aren't you being hard on me?

I am not being hard on you, this is like asking a kid if they did their homework

So what's going on here

You're making me sad. This might be the saddest I've been

Don't cry...as an adult you know you were wrong here

If you're going to talk to me like that I don't feel like crying at all

What's that supposed to mean!!

Been so long since we did the voice overs and its still so fun

And the next survey

Tell us something you put on white rice to make it taste better

ah you remember this one

So this one was to write about something good that many people wouldn't know about

Its something original you add on, then we'd have you bring it to studio and maybe it tastes awful

That's how that works

But in any case here are the kind of answers we got

right here

natto, flavored seaweed, kimchi

rice seasoning, chili oil

natto, raw egg, chili oil, gyoza

Everybody knows these

Everybody knows of these

The stuff that goes well with rice

Rice seasoning...well that makes sense

That's why rice seasoning exists!

[ Answer gets 0 points ]

All the stuff corporations work hard to produce

Yes, that's why its rice seasoning

Yes those are all delicious but not what we were looking for

since these answers are just screwing with us

these get the shredder

That was fast!

He's upset. What's going on here?

I've grown to dislike this part

I didn't join this company

to do this kind of work!

And here

we'll announce the worst 2 people at handing in their surveys over this last year

Some of them don't even turn them in?

If they don't turn them in, we can't even do a shredder episode

[ Tradition in jeopardy ]

Won't be anything in front of me

First coming in 2nd worst

Risa!

[ Failed to turn it in 5/17 times ]

What's this? The other members

they were not expecting this

unexpected?

When I get the paper

I fill it in as soon as its handed to me but

when I'm told to go to a website URL and fill it out

those are the ones I forget about

Don't say Ahhh for that!

[ Its your job ]

This is her job, don't say Ahhh

And the glory of 1st place goes to

Rika!

[ Didn't turn it in 9/17 times ]

The undisputed champ

You keep doing this and we'll lose our favorite shredder episode

So if nobody hands in their survey we can't do this next year

That's right since there won't be anything to shred

So that's what could happen

If that were to happen they'd just make up some fake ones

And next

we'll clean up some things the members are curious about

This time its stuff about the shows from this year

they wrote some questions or things they want reviewed for us

And first

Rika

here it is

I'm terrified wondering when that voice dubbing gag is going to happen

Says she's scared and frightened

But for those....I'm doing the talking!

You can just sit there passively

She could even space out if she wants, I'm doing the talking

Ahh Tsuchida-san is about to do it again...kowai kowai kowai kowai kowai

ehhhh!

I thought I was helping her

Its scary for you right?

I get nervous

But what makes me the most nervous

is Sawabe-san looking at me the entire time

I'm just looking at Rika because she's talking

And this voice over thing from Tsuchida-san is rude and scary

He's still looking at me

Yes I'm looking because we're in the middle of a conversation

Why are you laughing?

He's stopped looking right?

He's still looking!

Why do you think I'll give up and look away!

However if Rika were to start talking freely

Tsuchida-san would stop

I'd stop doing it

Since he wouldn't have an opening to do it, he'd stop naturally

Talk it up, for next year

hai

hai then next year also......yoroshiku onegaishimasu

[ Tamori-san? ]

And next

Nagasawa-kun has something she'd like to say. Here it is

Allow me to say thanks

So what's this about?

Awhile back when we did the baggage check episode

You pulled out a Ribon shojo manga from my backpack right

And the Ribon editor was watching that

and the editor also saw the 4 panel comic I write for my blog

and from that, Ribon put my comic strip in their manga

[ Published in Ribon ]

sugoi

They put my comic in last month and this months edition

Is this it? Ribon

sugee

You're in Ribon-san?

Looks like a normal interview

eh? Already..already

you've become Naako-sensei

And you're wearing a beret

Its the Jaiko system

Why did you go Jaiko instead of Tezuka Osamu

Is this it?

But they really call her Naako-sensei in here. Written just for us, Naako-sensei's comic

A 4-panel manga

since we have it out lets take a look at it

Ribon and potato chips. Its a moment of pure bliss

During those times what often happens, the next page

my finger

I got oil on my precious Ribon!?

And that's why I use different fingers for turning pages

Once you get used to it, its no problem

That's a well done 4 panel comic

This must feel like a great accomplishment for sensei

Be great if she could become a regular feature

And next Koike has something she'd like to say

The disappointment

What's this about?

This one?

I wasn't picked for the Universal shoot from the other day

We did go to Universal didn't we?

ah, you weren't there?

Well we got to go

So you weren't with us?

On that day I had nothing to do since you guys were going

So I thought I'd go back and visit my parents

You went home?

And I went home thinking, I'm going to Universal with my own money!

But I did really want to see the family

so I went back and had a good time with them

When it was time to leave, at Shin Osaka Station

I was going to say bye bye to my mother when

I saw staff-san on the other side walking around really having a good time

and looking closely it was KeyaKake staff-san

That smile on their faces, they were having the best time ever

[ Discovered the merry staff ]

And I went home to forget about missing out on the trip to Universal

but right in front of me again are these people

And I had to go see my mom after this dose of reality and disappointment

with that KeyaKake staff-san there

Depressed in front of mom?

By the way are those staff here?

cameraman-san

[ The merry staff guy ]

So the staff-san you saw there

maybe they had been drinking at Shin Osaka?

[ The otsukaresama beer ]

It was an otsukare party

after shooting on location they went out for drinks

Well there's time until the last train, lets get something to drink

When they were about to return on the last shinkansen

they were probably walking around at the station and grinning

You should have joined us

With your own money~

Bully!

Next is something Ozeki wants to say. Here it is

What ever happened to the stuffed animal episode?

It was around August

it was the Hiragana Keyaki and Kanji Keyaki members together

and many of us brought our favorite stuffed animals and introduced them

Shimajiro! That's what you brought

So what ever happened to that episode?

It never aired!

[ Shelved? ]

It never aired. So all of you were checking for it

After recording ended, Shimajiro

I'd always walk around with him

Why?

So I could use it if something were to happen

This is from TV

This was on TV

And I walked around and took pictures with it too

but I couldn't make them public

Since that episode never aired

But

since I couldn't say it appeared on KeyaKake

I finally couldn't hold it any longer and would just put its tail up on my blog

and when I did that

the fans at the handshakes were like

What's gotten into you lately?

[ Bizarre behavior ]

They said I was treating it like a baby

Baby replacement?

They're attaching a weird character to you!

But that was in August right?

So everyone was in their summer uniforms

Thats why I'm wondering what happened to it

They can't air that next summer

Some of you might have different hairstyles or something

So then regarding that episode

we've received this comment from the show producers

In August we recorded the Stuffed Animal Championships episode but

right when we were going into editing after reviewing the footage

we were shocked to find that it wasn't something that would fit inside of a 30 minute show

Unfortunately we had to postpone the episode indefinitely

The members put a lot of effort into getting over their shyness however

we deeply apologize for the way things turned out

So actually this time

since this is the big cleanup special

I'm thinking we should give this video a proper burial

so this time with that stuffed animal episode we shot

we recorded about 1.5 to 2 hours of footage for it

and they've edited it down to 5 minutes

[ The ultra recap version ]

So, I'd like us all to watch

dozo

Keyakizaka46

The stuffed animal episode

Who's got the strongest bond with their stuffed animal...championships!

This is pretty ridiculous

This time the members will show us how much affection they have for their stuffed animals

and in the end whoever has the strongest bond

the best stuffed animal owner will be decided

Well lets have them introduce them

Starting with Oda

got it

konnichiwa

My name is Danida

I am a little boy

I've been with Nana-chan for almost a year

Usually I'm sitting on top of Nana-chan's bed

well...konnichiwa yoroshiku

[ Can't talk right ]

That's pretty funny

Danida had some issues talking at the end

Since its the 1st time in studio

Hey Sawabe-san

we have to make it 30 minutes?

[ Anxious about lasting 30 minutes ]

Could be enough here for 2 shows!

And next if Sasaki Kumi would go ahead

konnichiwa everybody

My name is

Uppon

Uppon?

Uppon

Look at Mirei's face!

How did Sasaki and Uppon meet?

In my 3rd year of middle school we met at an airport in Germany

Uppon was in a German airport?

Uppon called me over

Uppon did that?

I called her over~

Why did you call her over?

Kumi-chan over here~ over here~

So you called Kumi-chan over

Yone and Sato are horrified

Next is Saito's beloved stuffed animal Boro-kun

He'll introduce himself

here goes

My name is Boro-kun

Since I'm beat up they call me Boro-kun

Fuu-chan when she was little, she used to bite my nose

and now my nose is tiny

Right now I'm wearing the clothes that Fuu-chan wore when she was little

Shimajiro, what do you think of Boro-kun sitting right next to you?

Filthy~

[ chaos ]

This fight is terrifying

But this week I just happened to notice this

What? Why is nobody in the studio?

And next Sugai's beloved Pyonko-chan will dance for us

Its the shake your booty dance

here goes

That booty~ shake it shake it~

huh?

That booty~ shake it shake it~

Butt stamp!

And that's the dance

ahh that's pretty good

And they're changing channels

And next is Habu's beloved Jackie

Your intro please

hai

Give it your best

My name is Jackie

[ This one's on another level ]

I'm a boy

Could we please stop the cameras one time!

What's wrong Tsuchida-san?

What's wrong?

We cannot give Jackie anymore camera time

So Jackie finally reached your limit?

The quality of the ones even up to now

We're showing a messed up side of Habu with this

Well when its edited like this

wasn't that pretty funny?

That was funny

Does this show have a DVD or something?

If that did happen right

find a way to get the 30 minute version of that episode in there

By the way while we were recording that, Ozeki what were you thinking about?

Like why am I suddenly acting so weird

That's why it couldn't go on air

Even the members who didn't have one were like "What should we do about this?"

Seriously?

It really was like "What's going on right now?" from a viewer perspective

Just like Sasaki Mirei's face in the middle

[ speechless ]

And next. For the year 2018

what are some things the members would like on the show?

Shida

Something Shida wants on the show

here it is

I want to do impersonations of the other members

So you have some?

I've done this once on the "what gives us the giggles" episode

I really like our inside jokes

And I'm sure everyone has one since we're always doing them

they're really funny. Seriously

Do you have a quick one?

We got to play the Rock In Japan festival this year

And everyone was super fired up for it

Our last song was Fukyowaon

And after the 1st chorus finished

Oda Nana..everyone's supposed to turn

Its a spin and a pose. But only Oda Nana jumped

She really went off on her own

From all the excitement

Please show us

How did it look?

Was it that funny I wonder?

Over excited to perform in the Rock In Japan festival

thats when Oda Nana unexpectedly goes out of control

Could you show us the correct version first?

That's right

Here's the correct way then

The correct version please

That's the correct way

Now then the over excited Oda

Rock In Japan version

onegaishimasu

That's way different

And after that there's a move like this

But she kept doing this by herself

The jump made her freak out

Watching her do this I was like "eh?"

After you jump and land, you don't know what's going on around you

What? Why is everyone standing?

yabee~ better move somewhere

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"Daddy Freeze Likes Cheap Publicity" – Majek Fashek Finally Breaks Silence

Veteran Nigerian reggae singer-songwriter and guitarist, Majek Fashek, has told controversial OAP Daddy Freeze that he will not allow him shine with his name because he loves cheap publicity.

Daddy Freeze had lambasted Fashek for performing at a concert held by the Commonwealth of Zion Assembly last Sunday.

While questioning, on Instagram, why Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo allowed a secular musician to perform in his church, the OAP said,.

"I am still searching for the sense in this.

I am a huge Majek fan, but do I want to see him perform in a church?".

However, in a reply to Daddy Freeze, Majek Fashek, who has been making serious attempts to redeem his music career, told Sunday Scoop that he didn't understand why Daddy Freeze wanted to use his name to attain "cheap publicity".

The 'holy spirit' crooner said:-.

 Before now, I never had issues with him.

I am aware that he likes controversies, but he shouldn't bring me into it.

If you listen to my songs, you will realise that they can be played anywhere, including in the church.

When I stepped into the church, everyone welcomed me.

The pastor embraced me and introduced me to the audience.

After all, sinners are welcome in the church.".

Uzoma Omenka,who is the manager of Majek Fashek, had earlier threatened to beat up Daddy Freeze, said he felt bad when he saw his comment because they had put in serious efforts to build Majek's image after going through a turbulent phase in his life.

Omenka said:-.

 where I come from in Delta State, we don't ignore things like that.

We don't give people opportunity to speak evil of us.

I know what it has cost us to redeem Majek's image, so nobody should attempt to destroy our hard work.

I don't want to join issues with him over what he said, but he must show Majek some respect.

"If he calls Majek out again like he recently did, I will flog him like a baby and take him for deliverance.

This is not a threat; it is what I can do because I don't take rubbish.

We like peace, but when you look for our trouble, we don't run from it.".

"Since we were in Abuja, I called a friend that we would be worshipping with them and he told me about their concert.

Everyone was excited to see Majek when he came in.

When they gave him a microphone to speak, do you expect him to reject it? He only sang for seconds and left the podium.

"Even if he had performed more than three songs, there was nothing bad in that.

Majek's songs such as Love and Affection, and Send Down the Rain glorify God.

Majek is not just a musician; he is a crusader and preacher.

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Xmas gift for a Pretty Woman or Fresh Prince! $500m Bel Air home becomes America's most expensive as $85m Beverly Hills pad tries to rival it with Cristal-filled cellar and FREE Lamborghini

Americas most expensive home is to hit the market for a cool $500million complete with a nightclub, beauty salon, 20 bedrooms and sweeping views of LA and the Pacific Ocean.

The mansion, deemed The One and developed by former film producer Nile Niami, sits atop a hill in the affluent Los Angeles neighborhood of Bel Air and is expected to be ready for sale in mid-2018.

The 100,000-square-foot house has a number of perks including a nightclub with its own V.

P room, 20 bedrooms including a 5,500-square-foot master suite, between four and seven swimming pools depending on ones definition (does the moat and indoor spa count?), five elevators and a beauty salon.

It is just one of a portfolio of super cribs the developer is touting.

For a slightly more reasonable price of $85million, one might fancy a house called Opus, a 21,000 square-foot Beverly Hills home which comes with a complimentary $12million worth of Lamborghini and Rolls-Royce vehicles.

There is also an unnamed house that has a gold giraffe and a hot yoga room.

A 100,000 square-foot hilltop mansion in Bel Air, Los Angeles is expected to go on the housing market in mid-2018 and has an asking price of $500million.

The property features views of the City of Angels and the Pacific Ocean.

Pictured is one of the bedrooms in The Opus, a 21,000-square-foot home in Beverly Hills with an asking price of $85million.

The One has 20 bedrooms, 13 of which are spread over the main house.

The master bedroom suite boasts 5,500 square-feet and comes complete with a pool, kitchen and office all to itself.

It is larger than most New York City apartments.

Pictured is an indoor pool in Opus, adjacent to a dining room for pre- or post-meal swims.

The One has between four and seven pools, depending on whether one includes the propertys moat and indoor spas.

A spa is pictured in Opus.

The home called The One also boasts five elevators and a beauty salon among other perks. Neighbors include Friends superstar Jennifer Aniston and technology guru Elon Musk.

The master suite in The One by itself is larger than most New York City apartments and comes complete with its own pool, kitchen and office.

The home is spread over multiple different buildings.

The main house will have 13 of the 20 bedrooms, the New York Times reports. .

Other perks, per a previous report on its construction by Caters News Agency, include a 30-car parking garage and a 45-seat IMAX movie theater.

Neighbors include Friends superstar Jennifer Aniston and technology guru Elon Musk.

Complimentary items in the $85million Opus, meanwhile, include a Lamborghini and a cellar stocked with dozens of bottles of Cristal Champagne.

While Los Angeles boasts world-class museums such as the Getty and the Broad, house-dwellers can transport themselves into a natural history museum by gawking at this golden sculpture of a giraffes skeleton, which comes with an under-construction home from Niami in the Hollywood Hills.

Dozens of bottles of Cristal Champagne are complimentary with the home, which has an entire cellar exclusively dedicated to the expensive alcoholic beverage.

Complimentary with purchase of Opus is a gold Lamborghini for cruising the hills and canyons of the City of Angels.

The home comes with $12million worth of luxury cars.

An angular, minimalist sauna sits in the under-construction, unnamed home, which is expected to hit the market in mid-2018.

The home also has a beauty salon.

Nile Niami, pictured, is a former movie producer who has developed the giant home.

He is pictured in the hot yoga room of his under-construction, unnamed home.

A luxury coffee machine can brew most well-known coffee beverages at Opus.

The One, with a speculated asking price of $500million, costs nearly four times more than the most expensive house ever sold in America - a home in New York states Hamptons that sold for $137million in 2014.

It of course remains to be seen whether the property will actually sell for its asking price; real estate experts have scoffed at the $500million price tag.

Niami told the New York Times that he imagines the eventual buyer will own multiple other properties and likely only stay in the home a few times per year.

Niami also told the New York Times that he is developing a third property which as yet does not have a name but will have jellyfish aquariums, in addition to a gold giraffe sculpture.

Niamis property portfolio includes an $18million house sold to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss, the entrepreneurial twin brothers who sued Facebook.

  The three homes offer prospective buyers the chance to live in Bel Air like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air (pictured left: Will Smith as the character) or Beverly Hills like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman (right).

Previously, designs for The One were revealed in 2015 and showed an angular, modern home with an infinity pool.

At the time, it had been reported that the lawn, spanning 20,000 feet, would be artificial in order to comply with the states drought laws.

Bel Air rises from Westwood, where the University of California, Los Angeles is.

It borders the similarly hilly and posh neighborhoods of Beverly Hills and Holmby Hills.

Pictured is another view of one of the homes infinity pools, along with a small view of the hills of Southern California.

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