From blowing up condom balloons to scanning a dick pic, the Planet Dolan Crew re-enacts
some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the weird things we've been caught
doing.
I'm Hellbent and today I'll be your narrator.
Number 10 was Submitted by XoXBlowtorchXoX Pandora
When Pandora was younger she was really into a creepy show full of demons and horrifying
creatures.
When she was around eight years old, she decided to get artistic and paint a few Barbies like
the creatures.
When Pandora's parents walked in on her, they thought she belonged in a mental asylum.
It wasn't because of the drawings, though.
She had cut herself with scissors and covered the painted Barbies in her blood.
Number 9 was Submitted by M3ntalHippoz Pringle When Pringle was 13, he was writing a blog
and wanted to add a gif in with his next post.
Pringle decided to search up "funny anime gif."
As Pringle was scrolling through, his mom then entered the room to talk to him.
Halfway through the conversation, she looked at Pringle's computer screen and stared.
It wasn't until after she left that Pringle looked back to his screen.
There was a gif of some anime girl being motorboated.
She hasn't mentioned it since, which has almost made it even worse.
Although if you ask me he got off lucky, I've seen some of the fan art we get.
Number 8 was Submitted by Tom_Odayama Cid One time when Cid was around 12 years old,
he was bored and decided to bounce around on the bed for some reason.
But Cid wasn't jumping.
He was bouncing while lying down with his hips flying into the air.
He was even singing.
Cid's dad came up, wondering what the commotion was.
When he came in, he saw Cid, hips in the air, wearing no pants, with his hands instinctively
covering his crotch.
He sat down beside Cid and started having "the talk" about when one has the urge
to touch themselves.
Cid interrupted him by saying, "I was just bouncing on the bed, dad..."
Number 7 was Submitted by OprahsLeftEar Spinalpalm When Spinalpalm was little his mom bought
a new paper scanner.
Spinalpalm thought it was so cool, and it wasn't long before he got an idea.
Spinalpalm put the scanner on the floor, pulled his pants down, and slapped his privates on
the scanner.
Just when the scan was finished, Spinalpalm's mom came downstairs and asked what he was
doing.
Spinalpalm said he wasn't doing anything.
But just as he did, the paper came out of the scanner.
Spinalpalm's mom picked the paper up, saw what was on it, and told him never to do that
again.
Luckily he got away with only getting yelled at.
I hope she at least hit that thing with some windex or something.
Number 6 was Submitted by Snart2000 Ramona When Ramona was 9, she was really lonely,
and wanted to know how it felt to go to a party.
So one day after school, she ran home from her bus stop, grabbed her cat, Senshi, and
went to her bedroom.
Soon after, her brother heard music coming from her room and came to see what was going
on.
When he opened the door, he saw Ramona wearing her mom's tube dress dancing with her hairless
cat.
For a minute, they just stood there staring at each other.
He finally said "Wanna play soccer?"
They both acted like it never happened and just played a game of soccer.
Number 5 was Submitted by Hows_About_dat Princess Proton
One morning, Princess Proton's mom said she could go play while she made breakfast.
Princess Proton went upstairs and snuck into her mom's room.
Princess Proton then looked into her dad's drawer and took out five condoms.
She was only seven years old at the time, so she thought they were balloons.
And because she thought they were balloons, she blew them up and made a store outside.
She was standing out by the sidewalk selling condom balloons for five cents.
Hey that's a hell of a deal Incidentally, Princess Proton's neighbor
s never came over to her house ever again.
Number 4 was Submitted by Ihatemondays727 Andie
When Andie was little, her parents would often leave her home alone because she was "responsible"
and she looked older than she was.
Of course, whenever they were gone, Andie would just roll on the floor, eat cranberry
sauce, and play the theme song to iCarly while just wearing her underwear.
One day, Andie's dad came home an hour early, and there she was, on the floor in her underwear.
Eating cranberry sauce.
iCarly on the highest volume.
Her dad still makes fun of her to this day.
Number 3 was Submitted by PitFiend007 Grgak One time Grgak's friends dared him to masturbate
to gay porn, even though he was straight.
It was weird for Grgak, but he did it.
And as he was doing it, his parents chose THAT opportunity to walk in, to see him masturbating
to two men having sex.
Grgak's parents made him sit down with them, where they told me that everything was all
right, and that he could tell them that he was gay.
Grgak tried to convince them that he wasn't, but it took twenty minutes of him talking
about masturbating to them, to convince them that it was all a dare.
Number 2 was Submitted by TotalyRandom626 Tolop
One time, when Tolop was home alone, he was hanging upside down shirtless off his couch
and listening and screaming along to "Baby" by Justin Bieber.
That was until Tolop's sister came home early bringing 3 friends to stay overnight.
Tolop was still singing at the top of his lungs as his little sister and 3 other girls
walked in on him, still shirtless, upside down, and singing along to Justin Bieber.
They laughed so hard and so loud that they all fell down, and Tolop tumbled off the couch
in surprise.
The worst part is his sister got it all
on video.
Which we don't have here for you today Number 1 – What's the weirdest thing I've
been caught doing?
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