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Super Satisfying Harry Potter Wax Sealing Compilation

Sealing wax is a wax material of a seal which, after melting, hardens quickly (to paper,

parchment, ribbons and wire, and other material)

forming a bond that is difficult to separate without noticeable tampering. Wax is used to

verify something such as a document is unopened,

to verify the sender's identity, for example with a signet ring, and as decoration.

Sealing wax can be used to take impressions of other seals.

Wax was used to seal letters close and later, from about the 16th century, envelopes.

Before sealing wax, the Romans used bitumen for this purpose.

source: wikipedia

In our days more and more calligraphers are starting to use it.

As you can see in this compilation they also experiment by mixing the wax to create some amazing new results

Have you tried wax sealing you self? Or do you use it ??

If yes, what's your favorite brands and ways of using it ??

Simply heat the stamp and you can impress your friends with some unique chocolate :)

Thank you for watching!

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Pioneer AVH z5000BT vs AVH x8800BT - Duration: 11:12.

Hi, everyone. Loud Sound here.

Today, we're reviewing two interesting newbies in the Pioneer family.

Those are 2-DIN HUs, z5000 and x8800.

They've replaced the models 5700 and 8700 respectively.

Like their predecessors, these read a huge number of formats,

a whole list of ways to connect external devices.

A bunch of new useful - and not really - features.

And our task for today is to figure out what to buy this one or that one for - if at all,

what changed, and what the differences are.

We'll sure open them up. We'll drop by Alex Tarasov's, see the guts.

Let's start with unpacking. There is nothing special in these boxes.

USB extention wires, loudspeaker mic, installment tools. And that's pretty much it.

The only thing differenciating 8800 from the 5000 is the fact it has a holder bag for the clip-on panel.

The one on 8800 is removable.

Apart from the detachable panel, and the bag, there's also a password option.

What can they do? Let's start with the 5000.

Apart from supporting all the formats you can think of - and even more, -

including FLAC - and now it also reads high definition FLAC, 2496 bps,

which is awesome. Pioneer keeps pace with time.

It supports almost all video formats.

On top of that, you can update the software and get even more formats.

And the quality would be better, too. So, you can update the software.

There are some options you don't really need. Like AppRadio.

Tbh, I've tried using it, still can't figure out what it's for.

MixTracks fall into the same category, too.

Navigation is also a very debatable fuction simply 'cuz there's Yandex navigation.

It's free of charge, and it's in any smartphone.

However, if you need to hook up navigation to your HU, you have to buy a separate GPS module,

and your HU will double as a guidance system.

The sound setting profile is really rich. It has a nice Xover, time delays, all sorts of enhancers.

So, this HU has anything you might want in a 2-DIN device.

What is different about 8800?

It has the same hookup options like the 5000, plus an HDMI output.

We can play multimedia using an SD card located behind the fromt panel.

Both HUs have the option of hooking up a remote control

i.e. you can pass the control over to the stock buttons on the steering wheel via an extra interface.

And it seems like when shopping, you can't figure ut which one you should ge.

This is exactly why you're watching the review. Let's take a look at the differences.

The 5000 has now a 24-bit True Color screen with this cool juicy picture,

the 8000, however, has a softer screen. The 5000's is still lagging a little.

It was like this in 4800, in 5800.

If you do not access settings very often, it's barely any discomfort.

AndroidAuto, like Apple CarPlay, is a useful and interesting function,

but I can't keepa a streak with it. I use it for a few days,

and then just switch back to the default music interface.

I just turn on my phone and use it as a memory drive, or a media player.

Android Auto, like Apple CarPlay, has these quite rough functional limitations.

It can't read your texts, so you'll still take your phone in your hand.

There is a ton of very responsible people who say you shouldn't read or text and drive.

Yet half the world does it okay. I mean, when you get an urgent text,

It's not like you're going to park your car, turn on your phone and read the text.

Both Apple CarPlay and Android Auto can voice a text for you,

but it only applies to new messages.

You can't read the old ones, tho. Siri and Okay, Google work perfectly well.

For text input, too. Some great options, but, as I said, they just didn't stick with me.

I do know people, tho, who utilize them successfully.

Loudspeaker works - dare I say - impeckably. Contact books are broadcast perfectly.

Convenient calling, great sound, both raking yours and putting the caller's voice over to the speaker.

No issues here, so let's not waste much time on it.

Bu we will take a glimpse at both HUs' menus.

Like I said, both screens look great, the picture is all nice and vivacious.

Even though 5000 is a generation down from the 8800, it has a 24-bit True Color screen,

and color rendition is better with the 5000, too. The responce is quicker with the 8800, though.

We could ascribe it to my perfectionism. Well, I do love a picture that's lively.

But, as I said, it doesn't bother much unless you access settings all the time.

As for functioning, track switching, mode changing, the HU is great about all that.

8800 has a nice function worth noticing.

It's different signals for the front and the rear monitors.

You can broadcast the soure you find convenient onto your rear monitors,

e.g. a USB drive, an SD card, or DVD.

and you can watch from a different source.

It's really convenient in case, say, you need to put on cartoons for your kids,

and for yourself, to check out your rear view camera,

or your HVAC. You just need to wire a special module to the car's system via CAN.

and it shows all the service functions on your screen.

You can switch the rear screen to mirror any second.

Or you can turn off the rear screens or the screen, if there's only one.

Now, Xover. It's better in the 5000. Here, we can fix a full size 3-way.

We can filter the sub, we can filter the mid or the mid-bass on both sides.

And we can filter tweeters at any frequency we think is appropriate.

And now let's take a look at the guts.

For that, we are heading out to Aleksey Tarasov.

He'll disassemble these HUs carefully, and we'll get to see what's inside.

Hey, Alex, how much are these speakers?

[A]: The retail price was $18,000.

In roubles it's what? About a million?

[A]: Each one weighs 95 kg (209 lb).

Well, no heavy. And no expensive at all, right?

So what, Alex? Our Pioneer review has gradually become a Panasonic one

What are the microchips here?

[A]: 2 big Panasonic chips.

So, our findings. The controlling chip is widely used in various devices.

It can control TV-sets, VCRs, printers, phones, fax machines, even air conditioners.

It has everything at once, a processor, a DAC, and an ADC.

The gist is the same, huh? People just don't give much damn.

It's not like you did with the 701 processor. If you were wondering what a DAC is, here's one.

And it's custom-nade, too.

Well, these are 4 of them, right?

Not 4? 8?

This is Aleksey making custom DACs for the 701 processors.

FYI, today, this while plate can fit - due to cutting edge technology - and greed - into 1 chip.

Speaking of why it used to be better.

Because year to year, everything is made cheaper, simpler

and it doesn't mean those changes are always for the worst, but they're sure not for the best.

Alex can make it better. But it costs a lot.

Let's now see the 8800.

The arrangement is the same, right?

[A]: Absolutely.

The space is tight, though, huh? Not much drugs would fit in here.

Hence, I don't recommend you get this one if you're pushing deuce.

This is the 120's plate. You customized it to pull out digital sound, right?

Here is the 120's plate. And these three chips on the side are - what? - DACs, right?

[A]: Yes.

So, the DACs are separate here, right? They're not, like, within the processor?

[A]: Right.

So this one - theoretically - would be better sound-wise than the one we looked at before?

So this is a device with no hardcore saving. The digital-analog converters are outside the processor.

This plate is from 120.

So coming back to...

[A]: Well, it looks freakishly well. Looks a huge lot like it, so might be it.

Well, this one is richer. I mean, I know buttcus about this stuff, but this one looks damn great.

Ain't no banjo, huh?

Here are the digital-analog converters for 24 bits.

Here is the index, in case you needed the sound-noise ratio.

Here are the figures. Fun reading.

This is a device of a different level.

So, what HU is designed for what purposes.

The 5000, the one that used to be 4800 and 5800 in the previous generations

now has something the top devices don't have -

it supports hi-res formats which is FLAC 2496.

It's got a True Color 24-bit screen, so the picture here is better than in many HUs.

Pay about 10K rub extra and get an 8800.

It comes with a bunch of functions like hooking up to the stock system.

It can broadcast info from your parking radar and our HVAC.

You get the HDMI option.

And an SD card. Plus, a detachable panel.

Separate contours for hooing up the rear screens - separate pictures, too.

And the HU has quite the strong hardware behind it.

A well developed Xover would've made it the top of the top.

But looks like Pioneer is saying, 'Hey, not everything at once.'

You can buy an external processor.

Or you can use - which, in fact, most do - a passive crossover.

So we install component speakers in the front, coaxes in the rear, a sub, screens,

the central channel, if necessary.

And the HU can actually handle all these tasks pretty well.

The cost is quite impressive, but so are the functions.

The recommended retail price is ₽45,000

for the 5000, it's ₽37,000.

All of them are available for purchase in our online store, loudsound.ru

Our shipping covers all Russia and CIS countries.

If I said something wrong or forgot to mention something, plese, leave your comments.

Correct me, add to this review.

But I'd like to ask you to do it with your best manners.

And, bye, everyone. Live LOUD!

For more infomation >> Pioneer AVH z5000BT vs AVH x8800BT - Duration: 11:12.

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Marina's travel diaries | Summer | Portugal, Lissabon - with russian subtitles - Duration: 6:18.

For more infomation >> Marina's travel diaries | Summer | Portugal, Lissabon - with russian subtitles - Duration: 6:18.

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M1 Rallye-Masters | SEASON REVIEW - Duration: 12:32.

Following the premiere in 2016, the M1 Rallye-Masters are starting into their 2nd year.

Regulations are now fixed for 3 years, new is the category LG2 for lower-performing cars.

The calendar consists of 7 events but only the 4 best results are counted for the championship.

4 teams are starting at the first rally

First leader is Günther Knobloch in a Subaru WRX STi

Enrico Windisch (Renault Clio) wants to get experience this year.

Michael Röck starts into his first ever rally after winning a young-driver search

Martin Ritt (Mazda 323) shows how cheap you can do a rally.

Knobloch and codriver Jürgen Rausch are getting to know their new car and win the first rally.

Windisch and Röck are both finishing without any major trouble.

Martin Ritt and his codriver Anna-Maria Obernhuber have some health problems, but finish on P4.

At the second event in Lavanttal, 8 teams are starting.

Daniel Sattler is driving his first rally here

My car is a more-or-less stock Evo X GSR

GSR models are not homologated and therefore allowed im M1 category

I would be lying if I said "I'm not nervous"

It was a lot of preparation

Of course we don't want to risk everything, but we are not here to drive slowly

Last years' M1-winner Reini Sampl starts in his Audi TTS

Christian Zerzawy starts in a VW Lupo

and Christian Pirz built a new car

Of course the car got ready just-in-time for the rally

which means: Wednesday at midnight

we drove the first meters yesterday

Let's see...

"Let's see" is how it is on day 1.

The broken turbo can be fixed during the night and he finishes on P6

Italian guest Ruggero Ravaglioli doesn't have an easy rally

His Ford Mustang sounds good, but the gravel is doesn't suit his car

No chance to go further than P7

Windisch leads LG until an off-road in ss10, which drops him behind Röck

It was a really hard rally, especially the last stages were very long with lots of corners

First in LG2 is a really good result for my second rally, I'm happy

Onboard with Knobloch/Rausch on SS7

Daniel Sattler was even faster than 170kph here, but he couldn't keep it on the road

Electric problems force Sampl to settle for P2

Therefore we see the second Subaru-win

The points are much in favor of Knobloch after 2 rounds, but in LG2 everything is possible

3rd round in Wechselland: rain and fog make it very difficult

Michael Röck is realistic

It's good we have rain today, so I can get to know that as well

If it dries out tomorrow, I already have a little experience

Clean and safe is the favoured strategy, also in the Mazda 323

We already got used to it to go slower where it is dirty and wet

7 teams overcome the tricky friday, only Kurt Huber (Audi S3) has to give up with a technical problem

Sunshine on Saturday, but still challenging

That was too fast for sure

Luckily we found an emergency-route over the meadow and could continue

Christian Pirz could not continue after his off

Martin Ritt and Anna-Maria Obernhuber have the hardest accident

Luckily nobody got hurt in this accident

In the afternoon the biggest jump of the year is on the program

We can only lose in the 1st run. If we are too slow everybody is disappointed

But if we go flatout and destroy something it is even more shame

It is not that easy to get the right line

We don't want to destroy our Subaru there

Knobloch jumps to his 3rd M1-victory

Windisch on P2 gets the LG2-lead back

Harald Ruiner (Nissan Z350) has a little off before the jump

He finishes on P3

Michael Röck finishes 4th

behind him Christian Zerzawy on P5

Schneebergland Rally is 100% gravel

even more surprising that 2 RWD cars find their way there

Andreas Aigner (BMW 650i) sets a strong time on SS1

But a small error on SS2 forces him to retire

Martin Ritt changed got a more robust car after his accident

The Volvo 740 is a bit heavy uphill, but in the downhill parts it is working great

and brings him 25 points

In Weiz, the starting field is bigger again

Teammembers Windisch and Huber are driving as well

How did you come to the idea of presenting your team in that design on all cars?

We are all beginners by now and can't show off with strong results

So we thought with a proper team apperance we get recognized

We are getting better from rally to rally

We think that could go somewhere. It is great fun and that's what is most important

The times in Weiz are not bad. Windisch finishes on P3 and is again fastest LG2-car

After a puncture Kurt Huber finishes on P5

Between those to is Philip Hahn in his Mitsubishi Colt

Martin Ritt in the Volvo finishes on P6

The BMW from Andreas Aigner now is in tarmac setup, but still no luck for him

The help from the local farmer is nice, but not allowed. Aigner gets disqualified

Pirz and Röck both have to retire

A broken turbo sealing in the DS3,

and a damaged front suspension in the Fiesta

In the front Knobloch (Subaru) and Sampl (Audi) are fighting for the win

A broken sensor costs Sampl 2 thirds of his engine power

Therefore Knobloch drives to his 4th win and wins the Rallye-Masters 2017

Winner in M1 and ORC-category: Günther Knobloch - Jürgen Rausch

Günther, did you expect that?

M1 was more-or-less to expect, ORC was definitely more challenging

The new M1-winner can't compete in the 6th round in Liezen due to health problems

Therefore Sampl is the favourite in Liezen

Of course it's a pity that Knobi can't start here, but there are enough other competitors

We like Liezen, we have good memories here

But we still fight with some technical problems

Our goal is of course to be in front in M1

On his way to victory a stone damages the sumpguard on the Audi TT

Sampl has to retire from P1

Many problems also for Ruiner (Nissan Z350), but he finishes 3rd.

Behind him Zerzawy and Ritt have some different problems with their cars

One thinks his car is too short, the other thinks his car is too heavy and too long

But they both enjoy their rally

In front Enrico Windisch wins for the first time and secures his LG2-lead against Michael Röck

The last round in Waldviertel doesn't bring any changes

Ruiner is the only competitor in M1 and he retires in SS10

Here are the final standings

Knobloch wins with 4 victories, Windisch is second in the fastest LG2-car

As 3rd also on the podium is Michael Röck

13 different drivers competed in Rallye-Masters 2017.

Overall there were 107 starts with M1-cars in the first two years

The organisers are happy with that

The Rallye-Masters will continue in 2018

First round will be Rebenland Rallye, 16-17 March 2018

For more infomation >> M1 Rallye-Masters | SEASON REVIEW - Duration: 12:32.

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White Crow & Memes - Christmas Highlights - Duration: 7:52.

Mm-hmm

Okay, you should be able to -what the fck is going on

What the fck is going on?

Hello guys. You are not seeing the game. You're not seen my face . That's interesting

Aloha guys! it's White Crow here.

That's good stream right there

I'm gonna need every last drop of this

What the fck 4k?

I'm pretty sure I didn't promise that to you

(Whisper me later)

Shut down

IT WAS THE CLONE, DARLING

No, I fcking hate when that happens on every single game and stream I do

That's freaking bug.

if I ever cheat my girlfriend, I will cheat her with a Duskblade.

How to kill a rat?

Rat... Rat...

Hi Rat! GOODBYE RAT, goodbye my lover.

CHURROS KILL

Ok. Veigar is alive now and he will rush into me.

Here it goes.

By the way: cat. I want to show you how evil I am.

Do you see this?

This is a freaking sleepy cat.

Hey, yo wake up

Wake up

I'm talking with you. With you!

I like to have a cat because you can move his ears, you can do pretty much everything you want,

and he won't say anything

You see? Maybe you don't see that.

Hey Bruce.

How ya' going, Bruce?

Do you honestly think you're fcking funny, seriously you are fcking ugly little cunt may

And if I ever see you I'm gonna fcking slit your fcking face wide open, ye?

Every single person who watches your videos a fcking stupid

They're fucking ignorant little cnts going fcking cruel in the dirty tank little hole where you fcking come from you dirty

dragon eat in little fcks

by the way I

I didn't say yet, but I have to say it

To Javi, to sun 4k (well, sun is a little b1tch)

Sun 4, Javi, Laura (and many others that weren't online in that moment).

Thank you a lot for sponsoring the channel. Thank you a lot for helping me so much

Let's go

Now seriously stop it.

But thank you.

But Stop it.

But thank you.

But stop it.

You see that sh1t

That's fcking Javi

You don't see it, but it says "Javi" here. That's my fcking mod.

What the fck you want you fcking Mod? )I just answered)

(Reading chat) I want "churos"

I guess you mean "Churros"

It's not churos it's CHURROS.

Yes

Oh

this was one tough game.

This really was a tough game.

I think we did it guys

we fcking did it.

Bye-bye Vayne

That was...

Many emotions.

We fcking did it

What why I do this to myself?

For more infomation >> White Crow & Memes - Christmas Highlights - Duration: 7:52.

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How To Master In & Out and "SWIM" Basketball Moves - Duration: 5:31.

- Hey, what's up y'all?

Coach Rock here, the official trainer

for I Love Basketball TV.

I have a treat for you all today.

I want to introduce you to one of our

brand new trainers here.

He's great: Coach Bryce Woodliff.

He's going to be helping you with your handles,

helping you score more points, great trainer,

up and coming, he has a lot of great content

that he's going to share with you that's going to help

you become a better player.

So without further ado, let's get straight into it.

- Alright, so now I'm going to talk to you about

the in-and-out behind the back.

But first I want to touch on just the basic in-and-out.

Some people don't realize that when you do an in-and-out,

it's not about how you really settle with your face,

but it's about your exaggeration step to get them to think

that you're going that way so you can come back this way.

So what I do to practice this, I use a basic line.

If you've got cones you can use cones.

But having a basic line is more convenient,

it's always there.

This is how you do it: you practice it here.

You just sit here, and what you'll do is just a

step over the line, and come back.

So it's a step, here.

Exaggeration, here.

Make sure you get that ball across the line as well

so you can bring it back to the other side of the line.

But when you do this, I want you to practice on getting

that step to where you step here, come back here.

Fake 'em out, make them think that you're going that way.

So this is what it'll look like.

(ball bounces)

So as you see, I'm just pounding it hard,

pounding the ball real hard, and I'm exaggerating

this way to get them to bite so I can come back to my left.

So with this there's a lot of counter-moves that you can do.

But the one I want to touch on today is just the one

transition that you can use.

I see a lot of pro players using it, even college players,

high school players can use it, too, and even kids

can use it, too.

12 to 14 I would prefer this to be a move that you

would do nothing anyone else, because it's really advanced.

So what you'll do is you'll come down, same principle,

come down, in-and-out, get the ball across, but then

once you get that ball back over here, it's just a step

behind the back.

So when you do it, I'll do it in slow mo,

you come, I step, behind the back.

That'll give you the ability to get that defender to shift,

because if he's on you, you can then get him to come

this way after you do your behind the back,

because he's trying to bite that in-and-out.

The big thing that I want to stress, too, is when you

do your in-and-out, I stressed on the exaggeration step

getting the ball across, but also with the behind the back,

you don't want to do an in-and-out behind the back

and be stuck in the same spot.

Cause the coaches will tell you all the time,

don't go east to west, go north to south.

So when you're doing a move, especially a move like this,

you're looking to do it quick so you can get the defender

off guard, and then quick behind the back, but you're

looking to go straight to the basket.

So you want to do it as if you're, it's like transition,

but it can also, like I say, you can do it in a half-court

offense as well when you're trying to make a move.

So what you'll do is you'll come here, in-and-out, step,

behind the back, and I'm looking to go straight

to the basket.

I'm not looking to sit down on it.

I could sit down on it if I wanted to, but that's if

you're doing a quicker move like if you're coming here,

in-and-out, behind the back, and then you step it over

to try to get a three or something.

But 9 times out of ten, you'll want to really focus on

in-and-out here, and transition, get that foot across,

look to go straight to the basket.

(ball bouncing, heavy breathing)

Alright, and you can do this a number of times,

do it on both sides.

So I'll do it on this side, too, just so you can see it.

(energetic music)

So basically what it is is just a shift move,

a quick transition move that can just get

your defender to shift.

Alright, so we already did the in-and-out,

so now I want to talk to you about another move

that I feel like is real good transition,

but it's also good in half-court offense as well.

It's almost like the in-and-out, but instead of doing

the in-and-out, you really coming here, you're planting

your foot here, and then you're pushing through here

with like a swim, we're calling it a swim move,

like a swim movement with the ball.

So when you come down the court you want to work on

really, like I say exaggerating, so you want to take

that foot and step, and when you step, you want to act

like you're going here, and then quick push it through

get over there to the free throw line, get a shot.

Or you can take it in and get a, it's a lot of options.

You can get a layup as well.

So what it look like is you come here,

step, get through, float.

(energetic music)

- I hope you enjoyed this video.

If you did, do me a big favor, hit that thumbs up for me.

Comment below, let me know what else you want to see,

what else you want our coaches here to bring you,

me, Coach Josh, Coach Myson, Coach Bryce.

We have a lot of great trainers here, we want to bring you

the best content possible, and if you want a free

basketball training workout that's going to help you

take your game to the next level, click that first link

in the description.

That workout is going to take your scoring

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You'll be able to access that free workout,

I'll send it over to your email.

When you get to that page, just enter your first name,

enter your email, and I'll instantly send you

over that workout.

As always, do not forget to subscribe to our channel,

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(dramatic music)

For more infomation >> How To Master In & Out and "SWIM" Basketball Moves - Duration: 5:31.

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My funniest moments in 2017 who nobody knows about! - Duration: 17:00.

Hi guys! The year has come to an end

and I thought, before we slide into 2018

I wanted to tell you a flashback of 2017

some of the funniest moments that I had in 2017

it happens quiet often that the best things happen when the camera is off

so you don't have that on camera

and I thought

I can tell you some funny stories

and I wanted to begin with a story from May

it happened on Sardinia

we've been on the Fuel Faction DUE tour with some other YouTubers

and

we have

I have stopped and let my friend out for some photos

we have been on so many beautiful roads

the landscape was wonderful

I let out my boyfriend, because he should do some photos behind a corner

when we drove by

the weather was nice, the sun was shining

nobody was there but us, it was very cool

and

on Sardinia it happened quiet often that there were animals on the road

the were so many wild animals like

cows, sheep, snakes

turtles,

sheep,

dogs and so on

and then my friend left the car after a corner

then we made a turn and drove back the road

we have been at a cliff

and we couldn't

turnaround anywhere, we had to drive a long distance

until we found a spot to turn back again

and my boyfriend was waiting for us to drive around the corner

and

suddenly there were 3

dogs, coming around the corner

and those were 3 sizable dogs

and those were wild dogs, there was no owner

and

the dogs came from the same direction like us

we've still been on our way to find a spot to turn back

and

so

my boyfriend didn't know what to do

and he wanted to show the dog that he is there and made some nois

so the dogs realize that he was there

and they startet to move forward

and starled at him

and he had a rapid heartbeat

he didn't know what to do

and in that moment

our cars drove around that corner and we banished the dogs

but we didn't see them

when I picked him up and he got into the car

and I saw that he was kinda exhausted

he had a rapid heart beat and I asked what's going on?

he said: you don't believe what has happened

I almost got attacked from 3 wild dogs

and fortunately you banished them with the cars

and when I reviewed the video footage

that was funny, because you saw the dogs running around that corner

and you saw that he panned around with his camera

I asked: why didn't you film the cute dogs?

he said

I had better things to do like searching a tree where I can climb onto

to escape from the dogs

and you could see that he was looking for something, because he panned with his camera

looking to escape

that was really funny, because we haven't noticed the dogs

that was one funny story

and

the second funny thing was on Sardinia too

when our tour was over

and we said goodbye to everyone

some took a ferry back earlier

and together with Shmee / Tim

we waited for our ferry

because we wanted to see the Mille Miglia in rome together with him

and then

our ferry was a little late

but we got our tickets and we were waiting in line immediately

we thought we can go onto the ferry first and leave it at first

because it was an overnight ferry

and

you arrive at the harbour the next morning

you can sleep longer when you parked your car way inside the ferry

because you have to wait for all the trucks leaving the ferry first

so we were first in line

but we had to wait for a long time

they didn't let us on the ferry first

because

we had to

drive onto the first floor of the ferry to park there

but the ramp to the first floor was way too steep, so we could't drive up there

we were in the GT3 and Tim in the GT8

and

then we had to wait and they told us that it will take some hours

all trucks had to get in first

we were like, okay no problem. We can spend some time inside the harbour

we went into an Italian restaurant

and we had some Pizza and Pasta

and we edited some videos on our laptops in the restaurant

from the video footage of the last days

and

there were constantly people coming into the restaurant and looked at us

I didn't wonder why they do that, because they might recognize Tim or even me

maybe they all watch YouTube too

who knows?

and

then

there were some cops coming into the restaurant

I think 4 or 5

one of them was pointing at our table where we were

and everyone was looking at us

and I started sweating and I was scared that they thought we were smugglers or whatever

and

anyway

it started to get weird. Some of them ordererd Pizza too

they were talking to each other and still looking at us the whole time

then they went us where you could also pay

then we started talking to the cashier who was also looking at us

and when we paid

when we wanted to pay

we went to the cashier and his

English was not good at all

but he pointed at us and asked: actor? actor?

and I was like

he said actor, but probably he meant YouTuber?

I thought because of his bad English skills, he wanted to ask if we are YouTuber

and we were like: Yes, of course we are YouTuber!

then we shook hands, we paid and went out

so we got back to our cars

and it got dark in the meantime

Tim was able to drive onto the ferry first

and we had to wait for another 5-10min

and then there were those cops again, but this time there were 10 or more

they were armed and all that

I was like, I didn't know what's going on

they were still talking and looking at our car

I thought the worst case would be when they disassemble our car

the probably think we have drugs hidden somewhere or so

someone was knocking on the window of our car

I was driving, my boyfriend was on the passenger seat

and

I was scared and turned down the window like that

then someone asked us again if we were actors

we said no, we are YouTuber

and then he

pointed on my boyfriend

and asked if he was the main actor of Need for Speed?

he was talking about the actor Aaron Paul

the funny thing is that my boyfriend was compared to Aaron Paul 1-2 times before that

because of the haircut and the bigger forehead or whatever

I made a picture with both next to each other

well, maybe there is a slight resemblance

when you know him, you think there is absolutely no resemblance

but if you see him the very first time

you may think that they look similar

and

we said: no, no that's not us and I'm not Aaron Paul

we said: we are YouTuber and pointed to the windscreen where our URL was

they were really nice to us and said goodbye

they just have confuse my boyfriend with somebody else

then we were able to embark

and then it started to get really really weird

the rumour that Aaron Paul is on the ferry got around so quickly

we drove onto the ferry, got out of the car and the captain

the captain of the ship himself was waiting for us

from the ferry

you have to imagine that this was a ferry where many truck drivers were on

the travel for their businesses to Sardinia and back

the ferry was full during that return trip

I remember that there were many people staying in the restaurants. They didn't book a room

the captain himself welcomed us

and

he didn't say hello to everybody, just for us!

he carried our luggage and brought us to our room

we said no thank you, that's fine. But he grabbed our luggage and brought us to our room

he said: you can all eat and drink for free the entire night!

we were thankful for that but we were so tired we just wanted to sleep

he said: okay, then you can have breakfast tomorrow morning

we said: okay, why not?

the captain disappeared

and suddenly there were three teenagers running towards us

and wanted a picture with my boyfriend

because they thought he was Aaron Paul

and we said. no, no that is not Aaron Paul!

finally we were in our room, had some sleep and went the next morning to the restaurant

and the same captain was waiting for us on our corridor

and he guided us to the restaurant

where we had some breakfast

at this point Tim was with us and we told him the story which he found very funny

the entire restaurant was completely empty

we were the only ones who were in there

the personell was standing close to our table

as if a politician or a VIP was coming and they waited for him

so we got breakfast for free

although the ship was fully booked, the entire restaurant was empty and we were alone there

I'm not sure if they blocked the restaurant for us

or maybe everyone else was ready

so we had our breakfast there

and the personal was watching us while we had breakfast

and we felt so uncomfortable

my boyfriend said: let's go, I cannot enjoy my breakfast here

we went down where we parked our car and everyone said goodbye and was waving at us

that was such a funny moment and my boyfriend said in the end:

I never want to be a celebrity

he felt so uncomfortable that people wanted to have photos

and that he got free food!

everybody who know the story told us: why didn't you pretend to be Aaron Paul?

you should have played the game and take photos with them so they were happy at least

because they thought they met Aaron Paul

yes, that was funny

and the third story, which happened to me this time

we have been at the Nürburgring during DTM or VLN

and there were many TV channels who did live broadcastings

I was on the racetrack just before the start with some others

then there was a TV channel coming to me

with a camerman who had a huge camera on his shoulder

but it was turned off

probably another camera was live at that moment

He said: hi Sophia, is it okay for you to make a live interview with you now?

and I thought...

okay, I'm doing YouTube but

how come he knows me?

I'm actually not that famous to have an interview on the racetrack

that was kinda weird, but I thought okay why not

so I said yes

can you tell me the questions in advance please?

he said

we are going live in a moment and I will ask you

how your career is like

and what you do at the moment

and then I was like

okay, one moment, I think you confuse me with somebody else

there is a racecar driver who is called Sophia too

and he thought I was her

I said: no no, you have confused me with somebody else

I'm not that Sophia, I do YouTube videos

I'm not a racecar driver, at least not yet

and

that was embarrasing for him

in the end, everybody recommed me to pretend to be the other Sophia

just stand there in front of the camera

it was live!

and then say: everybody go to my YouTube channel Sophia Calate!

that would have caused an increase of subs for sure!

but in such a moment you don't think about that

these were my three funniest moments

from this year

besides that, there were many other funny moments

I remember so many good moments

so many cool things where I think today: It's awesome of what happened in 2017

Often I have to think twice and realize that

I have gained so many experiences this year

it feels like these are memories from 5 or 6 years

because there was so much going on

the Fuel Faction DUE, when we drove through Italy was amazing!

we have seen most of the country from the inside of a car

because we drove so much

we had so much fun with all the people driving through Italy

there were so many nice roads, the weather was nice

except the very first day where it was raining

the tour through Austria was wonderful too!

we've been in nice hotels and we met so many great people

the sportscar festival at the Wörthersee was amazing!

and

yes, all the new things that we made with all the partners and friends

and all the people who enabled us some pretty cool opportunities

so that we could test all the cars

that we can also travel

I'm so overwhelmed by this

because I didn't expected to come this far in such a short period of time

I'm happy to welcome 2018

I can't wait for it. In case 2018 will be more successful than 2017

wow

I don't know what possibly can beat this

I just wanted to say

thank you very much to all of you!

that you support me by watching my videos

by commenting to the videos

that you are with me and feel happy

like

all that

I am really overwhelmed

that things come as they are and you made that happen

therefore I wanted to say thank you

I hope you will have a nice New Year's Eve

I wish you a happy new year

have a nice party!

and

I will see you again next year

that sounds pretty long, but it isn't

and

that's it for now, goodbye everyone!

don't forget to leave a thumb up and subscribe if you already haven't

don't hesitate to leave a comment if you wann ask or say something!

and again, if you like the video leave a thumb up!

Ciao!

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Countryballs #9-10 | Gold of the Nazis and the New Year - Duration: 6:28.

Oh, how boring

It is already the thirtieth of December

I hope not to meet badly New year

Why not call Canada?

Hello!

Hi!

How are you going to celebrate the New Year?

Why not arrange a holiday with countries?

Great idea!

I propose that we all gather somewhere

Where?

Where you want

OK!

You know why we are here

Actually, no

In order to arrange a good holiday

it's clear

Who will do what?

I will be responsible for safety

I will be responsible for the technique

Great

What will you do, Belarus?

I'll cook potatoes

That's good

We call everyone by 9 o'clock in the evening

Good evening...

Why did everyone leave?

Down with Soviet symbols

I think it's time to start

Where is Ukraine? Call him!

We are sitting closely

We with France go to the next table

I'm with you

Sorry, but we would like to be alone

You know? Go to hell with the EU!

I have many friends without you!

For example, my neighbors!

I will sit with you

Ukraine, you expect

Ladies and Gentlemen...

On the stage, the duo of the United States and North Korea

I lost my hat in the hallway, it seems

I'll go look for

Here is my native hat!

I found out from the archives found

I learned from the archives found that the Nazis buried 100 tons of gold in Switzerland in 1945

In which place?

Here

But Switzerland does not let me to her, as if she suspect something

Can I count on your help?

Of course, dear friend

Guys, I have important information

I know what to do

Gentlemen, incomparable Poland!

*Screams* "For help" "What's happening?!"

What was it?

Do not be upset Poland. This sometimes happens

I invite all of you to a general photo now

Happy New Year 2018!

*acclaim* "Hooray!" "Thank you" "Happy Holidays"

Happy New Year 2018!

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The War of the Dog Treats - Duration: 4:55.

If you're a German speaker and an avid user of social media,

you may have seen this newspaper report

about an argument between the owner of a pet-food shop

and the owner of a vegan snack bar in Berlin.

An argument that got hilariously out of control.

I've seen it.

Several times.

According to the story, the two people started off by hurling insults at each other.

Then the pet-food lady set her dog on the vegan man,

who escaped by climbing up a tree.

He called the police,

but dropped his phone, which the dog immediately swallowed.

The lady then called the police, claiming that he had poisoned her dog.

Meanwhile, the police called the man back,

and the phone rang inside the dog's belly.

Ironically, his ringtone was a track by Meatloaf.

By the time the police arrived,

the pet-food lady was throwing pigs' noses and dog treats at the vegan man.

This, understandably, went viral in Germany,

much to the surprise of the staff of the snack bar.

In fact, they were forced to publish a notice on their website

explaining that this was fake news.

Nothing like this had ever happened,

and in fact they were very good friends with the people at the pet-food shop.

As fake news goes, it's not very good fake news.

There are lots of very obvious signs that it's not true.

First, why take a photo of a printed newspaper when you could just link to the story online?

And have you noticed how old-fashioned the newspaper looks?

It's supposed to be the Berliner Zeitung,

but this is what the real Berliner Zeitung looks like.

The article prints some of the insults that were allegedly actually used,

and they're not exactly the sort of words you'd normally expect to be printed in a newspaper.

Also, if you look carefully, you can see part of another column,

and that is very clearly written in English.

My wife did some research,

and found a website where you can make your own fake news story:

I've put a link in the video description.

That is clearly where the image came from;

and it's meant to be just a bit of fun —

the site does ask you not to use the name of a real newspaper.

And a bit of fun was how the whole story started.

It wasn't a deliberate attempt to create fake news or to slander anyone:

it was a private joke.

At first.

It started with a man called Jens Clasen,

deputy editor-in-chief of a health magazine.

Horrified at what he had unleashed on the world,

he went to the snack bar's Facebook page to apologize.

Apparently he wanted to give his girlfriend, a regular customer of the pet-food shop,

a bit of a giggle.

Which he absolutely did.

She, herself a writer called Carline Mohr,

who has worked for the likes of Spiegel Online,

found it hilarious enough to tweet it

to all 11,000 of her followers.

And the story hit the German-speaking internet.

Frau Mohr appears to be very surprised that so many people took it seriously.

As for Herr Clasen, he will just have to hope

that his grovelling apology is enough

for him to be able to eat at that snack bar ever again.

He has said that if he'd had any idea what would happen,

he would never have mentioned the establishments by name.

Still, at least it wasn't deliberate fake news.

And maybe the snack bar and the pet-food shop will get some free publicity out of it.

But even so: if you're not sure that what you're sharing is true,

it might not be true.

In other words:

think before you... clink...?

I know! You think of a better rhyme!

Thanks for watching. If you'd like to send me a postcard, here's the address.

And don't forget to visit my website and follow me on Twitter and Facebook.

Also, if you'd like access to special bonus content

and help with the costs of running this channel,

please consider making a small monthly donation on Patreon.

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Stoke City goalkeeper Jack Butland is reportedly prepared to turn down a possible £30 million

move to Chelsea, as he favours joining Liverpool.

The Reds have already completed their first big-money move of the January transfer window,

with a club-record deal to sign Virgil van Dijk for £75 million.

This highlights Jurgen Klopp's ambitions for the campaign ahead, and it could be that

there are further signings in the offing next month.

Klopp is also planning for the long term, however, and his main man between the sticks

remains an issue.

Simon Mignolet has struggled for consistency since joining Liverpool from Sunderland in

2013, with his performances decidedly limited despite some clear positives.

And with both Loris Karius and Danny Ward unable to establish themselves as an alternative

as first choice, it could be that Klopp turns elsewhere.

Butland is "keen on a move" to Merseyside next summer, despite interest from Chelsea.

Stoke would reportedly demand a fee of "more than £30 million" as they look to surpass

the fee Everton paid to sign Jordan Pickford from Sunderland in 2017.

There is nothing concrete in terms of Liverpool's interest at this stage,

however, with Butland "not believed to be the top target," but Klopp is routinely

exploring his options.

Butland has impressed since making the measured move to Stoke from Birmingham City in 2013,

turning down both Chelsea and Man City to join the Potters for £3.5 million.

He has now made 68 appearances for Stoke, keeping 19 clean sheets in a side regularly

battling for a mid-table finish in the Premier League.

Butland has seemingly already come to terms with the prospect of leaving Stoke to fulfil

his dream, and at Liverpool he would certainly stand a much better chance

of doing so.

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How Can My Struggles Help Me? - Duration: 28:33.

ANNOUNCER: THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM IS PAID FOR BY

THE FRIENDS AND PARTNERS OF JOYCE MEYER MINISTRIES.

GINGER: DID YOU KNOW THAT GOD CAN TAKE OUR STRUGGLES

TO TEACH US SOMETHING?

YEAH, I KNOW, IT DOESN'T MAKE IT FEEL ANY BETTER AT THE TIME, BUT

IF WE'RE GOING TO GO THROUGH SOMETHING DIFFICULT, WE MIGHT AS

WELL GET SOMETHING FROM IT, RIGHT?

AS WE WALK THROUGH EACH NEW DAY, WE ALL HAVE QUESTIONS,

THEY'RE JUST PART OF LIFE.

BUT DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE ANSWERS FOR YOU?

GOD SAYS WHEN WE LOOK, WE'LL FIND HIM.

HE'S NOT TRYING TO HIDE ANYTHING.

SO TOGETHER, WE ARE DISCOVERING LIFE'S EVERYDAY ANSWERS.

GINGER: I LOVE THE BOOK OF JAMES,

IT'S JUST SO RICH.

AND IN CHAPTER 1, VERSE 2, IT SAYS THIS, "COUNT IT ALL JOY, MY

BROTHERS, WHEN YOU MEET TRIALS OF VARIOUS KINDS."

THAT'S A HARD ONE.

YOU KNOW, I LOVE MY BIBLE SO MUCH, BUT SOMETIMES I REALLY

FEEL LIKE ARGUING WITH IT.

AND WHEN I READ SCRIPTURES LIKE THAT, I JUST HAVE TO REMEMBER TO

TRUST HIS WORD MORE THAN MY FEELINGS.

I DON'T FEEL SO GREAT, I DON'T FEEL LIKE CELEBRATING

AND COUNTING IT JOY WHEN I'M HAVING VARIOUS TRIALS.

BUT WHEN I TRUST GOD EVEN WHEN I DON'T UNDERSTAND OR LIKE WHAT

SCRIPTURE IS SAYING, IT'S WHAT I NEED TO KNOW.

AND THAT WORKS--IT'S WORKED MY ENTIRE LIFE, AND I GUARANTEE YOU

IT WILL WORK FOR YOU.

HERE'S A QUESTION FROM TWITTER.

THIS QUESTION IS FROM MARYANNE, AND SHE SAYS, "WHY DOES GOD

HATE ME?

I HAVE BEEN A CHRISTIAN FOR MANY YEARS, AND NOTHING IS

GOING RIGHT."

MARYANNE, I PROMISE YOU GOD DOES NOT HATE YOU.

HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH, BUT I APPRECIATE YOUR HONESTY.

AND WHEN LIFE IS HARD, SOMETIMES WE DO FEEL LIKE NOTHING IS

GOING RIGHT.

BUT MARYANNE, FOR YOU AND FOR EVERYBODY ELSE, THERE IS

SOMETHING GOOD THAT CAN COME OUT OF OUR STRUGGLES.

AND JOYCE WILL EXPLAIN AS SHE ANSWERS THE QUESTION, HOW CAN

MY STRUGGLES HELP ME?

JOYCE: NOW, LET ME SAY THAT TRIALS ARE NOT EVIDENCE OF GOD'S

DISPLEASURE AND ANGER.

WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY HAVING A TRIAL, THE LAST THING YOU NEED

IS CONDEMNATION HEAPED ON TOP OF YOU THAT YOU HAVE SOME BIG SIN

IN YOUR LIFE THAT HAS NOW CAUSED THIS PROBLEM.

AND ISN'T THAT THE FIRST PLACE OUR MINDS GO SOMETIMES?

I WAS MINISTERING TO A WOMAN SOMETIME OVER THE PAST YEAR,

AND SHE HAD AN AUTISTIC SON.

AND ACTUALLY, GOD JUST GAVE ME A WORD OF WISDOM IN A MEETING.

I DIDN'T KNOW THE WOMAN, BUT I SAW A CHILD ABOUT 9 YEARS OLD

WITH BROWN HAIR, AND I KNEW THAT HIS MOTHER FELT GUILTY,

LIKE IT WAS HER FAULT THAT HE WAS AUTISTIC.

AND SO, I JUST SHARED THAT, AND SURE ENOUGH, WITHIN 24 HOURS,

THE WOMAN GOT AHOLD OF MIKE AND SAID, "WELL, HERE'S MY

9-YEAR-OLD SON WITH THE BROWN HAIR,

AND THAT WAS EXACTLY RIGHT.

I HAVE FELT GUILTY EVER SINCE HE WAS BORN, LIKE MAYBE I DID

SOMETHING WRONG, AND IT WAS MY FAULT."

THE DEVIL LOVES TO LOAD US DOWN WITH GUILT AND CONDEMNATION

ABOUT EVERYTHING, BUT GOD LOVES TO HELP US.

AND SEE, THE THING YOU'RE GOING TO READ IN A FEW MINUTES IS EVEN

IF, THROUGH OUR OWN STUPIDITY, WE DID GET OURSELVES IN TROUBLE,

WHICH IS THE CASE A LOT OF TIMES, GOD STILL WILL HELP US

IF WE ASK HIM TO.

NOW, WHO COULD GET UPSET ABOUT A DEAL LIKE THAT?

SO, JUST A FEW THINGS THAT--WAYS THAT TRIALS CAN HELP YOU BECAUSE

I KNOW YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW THEY CAN HELP YOU, RIGHT?

THEY TRAIN US AND THEY FORCE US TO USE OUR FAITH.

AND EVENTUALLY, WE BECOME STABLE DURING THE STORMS OF LIFE.

NUMBER TWO, THEY HUMBLE US.

THERE'S NOTHING THAT WILL HUMBLE YOU QUICKER THAN TO HAVE

SOMETHING THAT YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT HANDLE, AND HAVE TO GO TO

SOMEBODY ELSE AND ASK FOR HELP.

2 CORINTHIANS 12:7, ONE BIBLICAL EXAMPLE.

THE APOSTLE PAUL, WHO WAS HAVING SUCH TREMENDOUS REVELATIONS FROM

GOD, WAS ACTUALLY TAKEN UP TO THE THIRD HEAVEN AND SAW THINGS

THAT HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE.

AND YET, THE BIBLE SAY IN 2 CORINTHIANS 12:7, "AND TO KEEP

ME FROM BEING PUFFED UP AND TOO MUCH ELATED BY THE EXCEEDING

GREATNESS OF THESE REVELATIONS, THERE WAS GIVEN ME A THORN

(A SPLINTER) IN THE FLESH, A MESSENGER OF SATAN, TO RACK AND

BUFFET AND HARASS ME TO KEEP ME FROM BEING EXCESSIVELY EXALTED."

NOW, THERE HAS BEEN SO MUCH CONVERSATION ABOUT WHAT PAUL'S

THORN WAS, AND I FRANKLY DON'T CARE.

THE POINT WAS HE DIDN'T LIKE IT, AND HE BEGGED GOD TO GET RID OF

IT, AND GOD SAID, "NO, MY GRACE IS SUFFICIENT FOR YOU BECAUSE OF

ALL THESE WONDERFUL THINGS THAT ARE HAPPENING THROUGH YOU,

AND ALL THESE THINGS THAT I'M SHOWING YOU."

WE'VE GOT TO HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF ABASING HERE TO KEEP THINGS

IN BALANCE.

AND YOU KNOW, OVER IN PHILIPPIANS, PAUL SAID,

"I'VE LEARNED HOW TO BE CONTENT WHETHER I'M ABASED

OR ABOUNDING."

AND YEARS AGO, AS I STUDIED THAT, I THOUGHT, "WHAT WAS IT

THAT HE LEARNED?" HE SAID, "I'VE LEARNED HOW TO BE

CONTENT."

WHAT WAS IT THAT HE LEARNED THAT KEPT HIM THAT STABLE AND THAT

MUCH THE SAME, WHETHER HE LIKED HIS CIRCUMSTANCES OR HE DIDN'T?

AND ISN'T THAT WHERE WE WANT TO BE?

YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE A LOUSY CIRCUMSTANCE COME ALONG

AND RUIN YOUR WEEK, DO YOU?

YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE SOMEBODY ELSE DO SOMETHING THAT YOU

COULDN'T CONTROL, AND NOW HAVE TO GIVE UP YOUR JOY BECAUSE

THEY DECIDED TO HAVE A BAD DAY.

THAT'S NOT WHAT JESUS DIED FOR US TO HAVE.

HE WANTS US TO HAVE PEACE, AND JOY, AND TO BE STABLE,

AND TO HAVE IT ALL THE TIME NO MATTER WHAT'S GOING ON IN OUR

CIRCUMSTANCES, AMEN?

SATAN IS THE GOD OF THIS WORLD, AND HE CAN MESS AROUND WITH

OUR CIRCUMSTANCES.

BUT IF WE TRUST GOD, HE WILL USE EVERY ONE OF THEM TO OUR GOOD.

THEY WILL HELP US GROW SPIRITUALLY.

AND AS WE STAY STRONG IN HIM, THEN WE WILL SEE ADDITIONAL

BLESSINGS IN OUR LIFE ACCORDING TO WHAT GOD KNOWS THAT WE

CAN HANDLE.

AND SO, PAUL SAID, "I'VE LEARNED, I'VE LEARNED HOW TO BE

CONTENT, SATISFIED TO THE POINT WHERE I'M NOT DISTURBED."

BEING CONTENT DOESN'T MEAN YOU NEVER WANT TO SEE ANY CHANGE

IN YOUR LIFE.

THERE'S ALL KINDS OF THINGS THAT I WANT TO SEE CHANGE, AND ALL

KINDS OF PEOPLE THAT I WANT TO SEE CHANGE, BUT THANKFULLY I'VE

COME TO THE POINT WHERE I'M NOT UPSET ABOUT IT NOW,

I'M NOT LOSING MY JOY.

YOU KNOW WHY?

I'M REALLY WELL AWARE THAT ONLY GOD CAN CHANGE IT.

AND ME BEING UPSET ABOUT IT IS NOT GOING TO GET HIM TO MOVE

ANY FASTER.

AND SO, HE SAID, "I'VE LEARNED HOW TO BE CONTENT WHETHER I'M

ABASED OR ABOUNDING."

AND HE SAID THAT BECAUSE HE TRUSTED GOD SO MUCH THAT HE KNEW

THAT, IF HE WAS GOING THROUGH A TIME OF DIFFICULTY, THAT THERE

WAS A REASON FOR IT EVEN IF HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT.

HE TRUSTED GOD TO WORK IT OUT FOR HIS GOOD.

CAN WE BELIEVE THAT ALL THINGS WORK TOGETHER FOR OUR GOOD

IF WE TRUST GOD?

ALL THINGS.

BUT LET'S BE ABLE TO BELIEVE THAT WHILE WE'RE IN IT.

SEE, A LOT OF TIMES, WE CAN GO THROUGH VERY DIFFICULT THINGS,

AND 3, 4 YEARS DOWN THE ROAD, WE CAN LOOK BACK AND SAY,

"OH YEAH, YEAH.

I SEE HOW GOD USED THAT IN MY LIFE, IT WORKED OUT FOR GOOD."

CAN ANY OF YOU THINK OF STUFF LIKE THAT RIGHT NOW?

I SEE HOW GOD USED THAT IN MY LIFE, IT WORKED OUT GOOD.

BUT GOD WANTS US TO GET IT ON THIS SIDE, SEE.

THE ISRAELITES DANCED AND SANG, BUT THEY DID IT ON THE WRONG

SIDE OF THE RED SEA.

THEY WAIT TILL THEY GOT THROUGH THE RED SEA, AND THEN THEY HAD

A PARTY.

GOD WANTED THEM TO DANCE ON THIS SIDE WHEN THEY WERE FACING IT.

AMEN?

THEY REMIND US TO BE TOTALLY DEPENDENT ON GOD.

THEY HELP US DEVELOP CHARACTER.

AND WE GIVE GLORY TO GOD.

REVELATION 12:11 SAYS, "WE OVERCOME HIM," HIM BEING SATAN,

"BY THE BLOOD OF THE LAMB AND BY THE UTTERANCE OF OUR TESTIMONY."

WELL, YOU CAN'T HAVE A TESTIMONY WITHOUT A TEST.

TESTIMONY.

WHAT WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE OF IS THAT WHEN WE'RE DONE, WE DON'T

JUST HAVE THE MOANIES AND STILL DON'T HAVE A TESTIMONY.

BECAUSE IN GOD'S ECONOMY, IF YOU DON'T PASS THE TEST, YOU GET

TO TAKE IT AGAIN.

NOW, PATIENCE.

PATIENCE, PATIENCE, PATIENCE.

WELL, WE HAD A PIECE OF PROPERTY WE NEEDED TO SELL.

WELL, I'LL PUT IT LIKE THIS, I WANTED TO SELL IT.

I DON'T KNOW--I DON'T KNOW IF NEED IS THE RIGHT WORD,

BUT I WANTED TO SELL IT.

SO, THREE AND A HALF YEARS, WE DIDN'T EVEN GET AN OFFER.

AND THREE AND A HALF YEARS IS A LONG TIME FOR ME TO WAIT.

NOW, DAVE COULDN'T HAVE CARED LESS IF WE SOLD IT IN 2 DAYS OR

10 YEARS, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE HE'S JUST LIKE, "IT'LL SELL AT

THE RIGHT TIME.

GOD WILL SELL IT AT THE RIGHT TIME."

YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES IF YOU NEED TO GROW IN PATIENCE, AND YOU'RE

AROUND SOMEBODY THAT'S REALLY PATIENT, AREN'T THEY ANNOYING?

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: DON'T YOU JUST WANT TO, LIKE, RIP

THEIR HAIR OUT ONCE IN A WHILE?

SAY, "COULD YOU JUST HAVE A GOOD FIT SO I DON'T FEEL SO BAD?"

AND SO, OKAY, I MEAN, I'M PRAYING ABOUT THIS PIECE

OF PROPERTY.

I'M GETTING PEOPLE TO AGREE WITH ME ABOUT SELLING THIS PIECE

OF PROPERTY.

I'M REBUKING THE DEVIL BECAUSE I'M NOT GETTING ANY OFFERS

ON MY PROPERTY.

I'M CONFESSING THAT MY PROPERTY IS SOLD IN JESUS' NAME.

AND ONE MORNING, I STARTED TO TALK TO THE LORD AGAIN ABOUT

THE PROPERTY, AND HE SAID, "WILL YOU FORGET THAT PROPERTY?

WOULD YOU JUST FORGET THAT PROPERTY AND LET ME TAKE CARE

OF IT?" NOW, DON'T MISS THE SECOND HALF

OF WHAT I SAID.

"WILL YOU FORGET ABOUT IT?" SEE, SOME OF YOU HAVE ISSUES,

AND YOU'VE JUST BEEN CAMPED ON TOP OF THEM SO LONG THAT GOD

COULDN'T GET A CHANCE TO HELP YOU IF HE TRIED.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: YOU ALMOST GOT TO GET TO THE POINT WHERE YOU JUST FLAT

OUT DON'T CARE, AND IT'S LIKE, "IT'S UP TO YOU."

"WILL YOU FORGET ABOUT THAT?" NOW, AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, I'M

TELLING THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH, IN 2 WEEKS, IT SOLD.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: NOW, IT WOULD COME BACK TO MY MIND, AND I WOULD

JUST SAY, "NOPE, GOD'S TAKING CARE OF THAT."

NOW, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU CAN'T PRAY ABOUT THINGS

FOR A LONG TIME, BUT I WILL BE HONEST AND SAY I THINK THERE

COMES A TIME WHERE WE DON'T NEED TO PRAY ABOUT SOMETHING ANYMORE.

MAYBE IF IT COMES TO YOUR MIND, YOU CAN SAY, "THANK YOU, GOD,

YOU'RE TAKING CARE OF THAT."

THAT'S A TYPE OF PRAYER TOO, YOU KNOW?

BUT WE DON'T HAVE TO JUST KEEP ASKING FOR THE SAME THING OVER,

AND OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER,

AND OVER AGAIN.

NOW, WHEN A MAN IS FULLY PATIENT, JAMES SAYS,

THEY'RE PERFECT AND ENTIRE, LACKING NOTHING.

NOW, THAT'S AN AMAZING SCRIPTURE.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT BASICALLY MEANS IF I CAN JUST GIVE IT TO

YOU IN THE SHORT WAY OF WHAT I THINK?

I THINK IT MEANS WHEN WE BECOME FULLY PATIENT, WE SO TRUST GOD

FOR HIS TIMING, HIS WAY THAT WE KNOW THAT GOD WILL TAKE CARE

OF IT, WE KNOW THAT GOD WILL DO WHAT WE'VE ASKED IF INDEED

THAT IS HIS WILL.

AND TO BE HONEST, I BELIEVE THE CHURCH WORLDWIDE NEEDS TO GROW

SPIRITUALLY TO THE POINT WHERE WE REALLY, TRULY DON'T WANT

ANYTHING THAT'S NOT GOD'S WILL.

BECAUSE WE CAN'T BE HAPPY WITH ANYTHING THAT'S NOT GOD'S WILL.

I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH I WANT IT, IF IT'S NOT RIGHT FOR ME, THEN

INSTEAD OF TRYING TO FINAGLE AROUND AND FIGURE OUT A WAY

TO GET IT, AMEN?

YOU KNOW, THERE'S A SCRIPTURE IN PSALMS, I THINK IT'S IN 106,

WHERE WHEN THE ISRAELITES GOT TIRED OF MANNA, THEY GOT TIRED

OF THEIR MIRACLE BREAD, THEY WANTED MEAT.

"GIVE US MEAT, GIVE US MEAT, GIVE US MEAT."

AND SO, THE BIBLE SAYS THAT GOD WAS UNABLE TO RESTRAIN THEIR

INSISTENT DESIRES, THEY JUST KEPT IT UP, AND KEPT IT UP,

AND KEPT IT UP.

AND SO HE SAID, "OKAY, YOU WANT MEAT?

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU MEAT."

AND HE GAVE THEM MEAT, AND THEY HAD MEAT TO EAT UNTIL IT WAS

RUNNING OUT THEIR NOSTRILS.

AND THEN IT SAYS, "BUT HE SENT LEANNESS INTO THEIR SOULS."

SO SEE, I MAY CRAB AROUND ENOUGH TO GET WHAT I WANT.

GOD MAY EVEN SOMETIMES GIVE US WHAT WE DEMAND TO SHOW US

IT'S NOT REALLY WHAT WE WANT.

AMEN?

"OH, YOU THINK THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT?

OKAY, HERE."

BUT THEN IF WE HAVE LEANNESS IN OUR SOULS, IF WE'RE NOT HAPPY

INSIDE AND WE'RE NOT CONTENT INSIDE.

SOME OF YOU THINK YOU'D JUST BE HAPPY IF YOU HAD MORE MONEY.

AND I'M NOT AT ALL AGAINST HAVING MORE MONEY.

I MEAN, MONEY'S A COMFORTABLE THING TO HAVE, BUT THE WORLD IS

FULL OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE GAZOODLES OF MONEY,

AND THEY ARE SO MISERABLE.

SO, WE HAVE TO SEE THINGS FOR WHAT THEY ARE.

GINGER: YOU KNOW, ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I HAVE EVER DONE

IS SPENDING TIME IN GOD'S WORD EVERY DAY.

THAT WAY, WHEN I HIT THOSE HARD TIMES, I'M READY, I'VE GOT GOD'S

WORD IN MY SPIRIT BECAUSE I'VE BEEN STUDYING HIS WORD

BEFORE IT.

AND WHEN I'M IN THOSE HARD TIMES, I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU HOW

MUCH GOD'S WORD JUST HELPS EASE SOME OF THE PAIN, AND HELPS YOU

UNDERSTAND HOW HE IS THERE FOR YOU.

SO, WE HAVE AN OFFER TODAY THAT WILL HELP YOU IN YOUR

DEVOTIONAL TIME.

THIS IS JOYCE'S DEVOTIONAL CALLED "CLOSER TO GOD EACH DAY."

AND WHAT THIS SAYS IS 365 DEVOTIONS FOR EVERYDAY LIVING.

THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, IT'S GETTING THROUGH ALL OF THOSE

DAYS, TAKING WHATEVER COMES, AND DOING IT WITH GOD'S HELP.

AND SO, EVERY DAY JUST OPEN THIS BOOK UP AND LET GOD'S WORD

SPEAK TO YOU.

THEN WE ALSO HAVE THIS LITTLE BOOKLET, IT'S CALLED

"GROWING IN WISDOM."

AND THIS IS A WHOLE LOT OF LITTLE SCRIPTURES THAT WILL BE

THERE WHEN YOU NEED THEM, SO THIS IS A HANDY THING TO KEEP IN

YOUR CAR, KEEP IN YOUR PURSE, KEEP IN YOUR BACKPACK, AND HAVE

GOD'S WORD AT YOUR FINGERTIPS WHEN YOU NEED IT.

THESE ARE AVAILABLE TO YOU RIGHT NOW.

GO TO THE WEBSITE, JOYCEMEYER.ORG, OR GIVE US

A CALL AND PICK THESE UP.

WHAT DO YOU SAY WE CHECK OUT YOUR VOICE NOW?

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY?

[MUSIC]

GINGER: OKAY, WE ASKED YOU TO SHARE THE MOST CHALLENGING THING

GOD HAS ASKED YOU TO DO, AND HERE'S WHAT YOU TOLD US.

JOY SAID, "GOD WANTS ME TO STAY AT HOME AND BE A HOUSEWIFE

AND MOTHER TO MY CHILDREN.

THIS IS VERY CHALLENGING, ESPECIALLY ON OUR FINANCES.

HE WANTS MY FAMILY AND ME TO HOLD ONTO HIM, TO PUT OUR HOPE

IN HIM BECAUSE HE IS GOD, A GOD WHO PROVIDES FOR ALL OUR NEEDS."

STACYE FROM ST. LOUIS SAYS, "THE MOST CHALLENGING THING GOD ASKED

ME TO DO WAS TO ASK FORGIVENESS FROM A COWORKER.

I HELD BACK TEARS THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS APOLOGIZING,

BUT I'M GLAD I DID IT.

THAT APOLOGY NOT ONLY SAVED ME, BUT IT BLESSED HER AS WELL,

AND THAT WAS 18 YEARS AGO."

MORGAN SAYS, "THE MOST CHALLENGING GOD HAS EVER ASKED

ME TO DO WAS TO BE SINGLE.

HE'S GIVEN ME THE GRACE TO LIVE A HAPPIER LIFE THAN I MAYBE

WOULD HAVE HAD WITH A HUSBAND.

I HAVE A LOVING FAMILY AND GOOD FRIENDS, AND I'VE LEARNED THAT

THERE'S MORE THAN JUST ROMANTIC LOVE, AND I'VE GROWN IN SO

MANY WAYS."

LET'S DO ONE MORE.

MELISSA FROM ILLINOIS SAYS, "GOD HAS CHALLENGED ME TO NOT BE

NEGATIVE AND GRUMBLE AT WORK."

OH MELISSA, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

"HE SAYS, 'I NEVER ASKED YOU TO LIKE YOUR JOB, BUT I NEED YOU TO

DO YOUR JOB WITH A JOYFUL HEART SO I CAN LOVE PEOPLE

THROUGH YOU.'" WELL, I BET THAT A LOT OF

YOU LISTENING HAVE RELATED TO SOME OF THESE, WHETHER IT'S

A JOB THAT YOU'RE NOT ABSOLUTELY LOVING, OR A LIFE CONDITION THAT

MAYBE YOU AT ONE TIME WISH WAS DIFFERENT, BUT GOD HAS REALLY

BLESSED YOU IN IT.

AND THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN BEING EXACTLY WHERE GOD WANTS

YOU TO BE.

SO TODAY, ALONG WITH WHAT MELISSA WAS SAYING, WE WANT YOU

TO DESCRIBE THE WORST JOB YOU'VE EVER HAD, AND WHAT LIFE LESSON,

IF ANY, DID YOU LEARN FROM THAT EXPERIENCE?

I CAN TELL YOU MINE WAS WORKING IN THE COLLEGE DORM,

THE CAFETERIA, SCRAPING THE PLATES OFF.

NOT A PLEASANT JOB AT ALL, BUT IT TAUGHT ME TO WORK HARD,

IT TAUGHT ME THAT THINGS ARE MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHAT

SOMETHING SMELLS LIKE.

IT WAS NOT A REAL PLEASANT EXPERIENCE, BUT IT WAS GOOD

FOR ME.

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCE ON FACEBOOK, ON TWITTER.

USE HASHTAG #EA AND MAKE SURE THAT YOU SHARE THESE THINGS

THAT GOD IS TEACHING YOU.

WELL, ONE OF THE MORE WELL-KNOWN SCRIPTURES IN THE BIBLE IS

PROVERBS 3:6, "ACKNOWLEDGE GOD IN ALL YOUR WAYS AND HE WILL

DIRECT YOUR PATH."

DID YOU KNOW THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE THAT HELPS US TO?

JOYCE WILL EXPLAIN AS SHE ANSWERS THE QUESTION, WHY IS IT

IMPORTANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE GOD?

JOYCE: JAMES 4:13, "COME NOW, YOU WHO SAY, 'TODAY OR TOMORROW

WE'RE GOING TO GO INTO SUCH AND SUCH A CITY AND SPEND A YEAR

THERE AND CARRY ON OUR BUSINESS AND MAKE MONEY.'

YET YOU DON'T KNOW [THE LEAST THING] ABOUT

WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN TOMORROW.

WHAT IS THE NATURE OF YOUR LIFE?

YOU'RE [REALLY] BUT A WISP OF VAPOR (A PUFF OF SMOKE, A MIST)

THAT IS VISIBLE FOR A LITTLE WHILE AND THEN DISAPPEARS

[INTO THIN AIR]."

I REALLY LIKE WHEN I SHARE THIS SCRIPTURE TO BRING A CAN OF

HAIRSPRAY AND JUST GO PFFT, "THERE I GO."

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED TO HEAR A LOT MORE OF?

WE NEED TO HEAR A LOT MORE OF, "IF GOD WILLS, I'LL DO THAT.

IF GOD APPROVES."

I'M SERIOUS, WE NEED TO GET MORE OF THAT INTO OUR CONVERSATION,

EVEN OUR CONVERSATION WITH EACH OTHER.

LET'S JUST STOP DECLARING WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO ALL THE TIME

BECAUSE WE'RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING IF GOD DOESN'T ENABLE

US TO DO IT AND BLESS US TO DO IT.

I THINK WE'VE MOVED TOO FAR AWAY FROM, "IF IT BE THY WILL."

FIRST TIME THAT I CAN REMEMBER GOD CONFRONTING ME WITH THIS

SCRIPTURE WAS I WAS ACTUALLY IN GEORGIA.

IT WAS A LOT OF YEARS AGO, AND DAVE AND I HAD WORKED SO HARD.

AND I MEAN, EVERYTHING WE DID THEN WAS JUST LITTLE, TINY.

AND I MEAN, I DID SO MANY MEETINGS ALL THE TIME,

IT WAS JUST, LIKE, RIDICULOUS.

AND YOU KNOW, I'D TEACH 10 PEOPLE HERE, AND 40 THERE,

AND 12 SOMEWHERE ELSE, AND 9 SOMEWHERE ELSE.

AND WE WERE JUST RUNNING AND GOING AND DOING STUFF

ALL THE TIME.

AND WE WERE JUST COMPLETELY WORN OUT, AND WE DIDN'T HAVE MUCH

MONEY TO DO ANYTHING, BUT WE HAD MANAGED TO SAVE SOME MONEY TO GO

ON A VACATION AT A RESORT IN GEORGIA.

AND WE DROVE THE WHOLE WAY, WHICH WAS ABOUT 12 HOURS.

AND IT WAS JUST--I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT THIS MORNING JUST

HOW BEAUTIFUL IT WAS AND FULL OF FLOWERS.

AND YOU KNOW, WE WERE DRIVING AROUND THE GROUNDS, AND IT WAS

JUST SO PRETTY, I JUST WANTED TO CRY BECAUSE I WAS SO TIRED AND

I WAS JUST SO HAPPY TO BE THERE.

AND I'D ONLY BEEN THERE ABOUT A DAY AND I STARTED MAKING PLANS

TO COME BACK THE NEXT YEAR AND BRING MY WHOLE--"WE'RE GOING TO

COME BACK NEXT YEAR, AND WE'RE GOING TO BRING ALL THE KIDS,"

AND I'M PLANNING ALL THIS STUFF.

AND THE LORD JUST STOPPED ME, HE SAID, "YOU MIGHT SAY

YOU'LL DO THAT IF IT'S MY WILL."

COME ON, I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU TODAY.

IF IT'S GOD'S WILL, YOU'LL DO THAT.

IT'S HEALTHY FOR US TO GET THAT KIND OF A MENTAL AND A SPIRITUAL

DEPENDENCE ON GOD.

PROVERBS 3 SAYS, "ACKNOWLEDGE HIM IN ALL YOUR WAYS."

WE DON'T HAVE TO HAVE A PRAYER MEETING ABOUT EVERY DECISION WE

MAKE, BUT WE DO NEED TO ACKNOWLEDGE GOD AT LEAST.

EVEN IF YOU SAY, "LORD, THIS IS THE DIRECTION I'M GOING TO GO

IN, BUT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU STOP ME."

OFTEN, I'LL SAY THAT TO GOD, "THIS IS WHAT I'VE GOT PLANNED

FOR TODAY.

I'M GOING TO GET BUSY WITH IT, BUT IF THERE'S ANY OF IT YOU

DON'T LIKE OR YOU DON'T APPROVE OF, JUST PUT YOUR FOOT IN IT AND

I'M HAPPY TO QUIT BECAUSE I ONLY WANT TO DO WHAT YOU WANT ME

TO DO."

HOW MANY OF YOU WANT WHAT GOD WANTS MORE THAN YOU WANT WHAT

YOU WANT?

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: "YOU OUGHT INSTEAD TO SAY,"

VERSE 15, "IF THE LORD IS WILLING, IF THE LORD IS WILLING,

WE SHALL LIVE AND WE DO THIS OR THAT [THING]."

I HAVE A PLAN TO GO BUY A PAIR OF SHOES WHEN I LEAVE HERE

TODAY, AND I SURE HOPE THE LORD IS WILLING.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: HOW MANY OF YOU THINK HE IS?

I BELIEVE IT'S GOD'S WILL, AMEN?

"BUT AS IT IS, YOU BOAST [FALSELY] IN YOUR PRESUMPTION

AND YOUR SELF-CONCEIT.

ALL SUCH BOASTING IS WRONG."

YOU KNOW, ALL THESE SCRIPTURES ARE GEARING TOWARD LEAN ON GOD,

LEAN ON GOD, LEAN ON GOD, LEAN ON GOD.

PUT HIM FIRST IN YOUR LIFE, KEEP HIM FIRST IN YOUR LIFE, KNOW

THAT YOU'RE NOTHING WITHOUT HIM.

"FOR ANY PERSON WHO KNOWS WHAT IS RIGHT TO DO BUT DOES NOT DO

IT, TO HIM IT IS SIN."

LET ME GIVE YOU A FEW BIBLICAL EXAMPLES OF PRESUMPTION.

IN NUMBERS 14, VERSES 40 THROUGH 45,

IT SAYS, "AND THEY ROSE UP EARLY IN THE MORNING AND WENT UP

TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN, SAYING, 'BEHOLD, WE ARE HERE,

AND WE INTEND TO GO UP TO THE PLACE WHICH THE LORD HAS

PROMISED, FOR WE HAVE SINNED.'" THIS IS WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO.

"BUT MOSES SAID, 'WHY NOW DO YOU TRANSGRESS THE COMMAND OF

THE LORD [TO TURN BACK BY WAY OF THE RED SEA], SINCE IT WILL NOT

SUCCEED?

GO NOT UP, FOR THE LORD IS NOT AMONG YOU, THAT YOU BE NOT

STRUCK DOWN BEFORE YOUR ENEMIES.

FOR THE AMALEKITES AND THE CANAANITES ARE THERE BEFORE YOU,

AND YOU SHALL FALL BY THE SWORD.

BECAUSE YOU HAVE TURNED AWAY FROM FOLLOWING AFTER THE LORD,

THEREFORE THE LORD WILL NOT BE WITH YOU.'

BUT THEY PRESUMED TO GO UP TO THE HEIGHTS OF THE HILL

COUNTRY; HOWEVER, NEITHER THE ARK OF THE COVENANT NOR

THE LORD NOR MOSES DEPARTED OUT OF THE CAMP.

THEN THE AMALEKITES CAME DOWN AND THE CANAANITES WHO DWELT IN

THAT HILL COUNTRY AND THEY SMOTE THE ISRAELITES AND BEAT THEM

BACK, EVEN AS FAR AS HORMAH."

SO, THEY SAID, "WE'RE GOING TO GO UP."

YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A TIME WHEN THEY COULD HAVE GONE UP AND THEY

DIDN'T OBEY GOD.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, WHEN GOD TELLS US TO DO SOMETHING,

THERE'S AN ANOINTING ON IT FOR THAT TIME.

AND A LOT OF TIMES, WE LIKE TO PUT IT OFF AND WAIT TILL IT'S

CONVENIENT FOR US.

AND I'VE FOUND OUT THAT WHAT I COULD HAVE DONE EASILY A MONTH

AGO I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO DO AT ALL NOW A MONTH LATER BECAUSE

GOD WAS WITH ME THEN, BUT--I MEAN, HE'S ALWAYS WITH US,

BUT HE'S NOT ANOINTING THAT PARTICULAR THING FOR NOW.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: PRESUMPTION.

A FEW MORE INSTANCES IN THE BIBLE OF PRESUMPTION.

WHEN THE DISCIPLES REBUKED THE LITTLE CHILDREN AND TOLD THEM

TO LEAVE JESUS ALONE, JESUS CORRECTED THEM.

WHEN PETER REBUKED JESUS, TELLING HIM HE MUST NOT GO TO

JERUSALEM AND SUFFER AND DIE, JESUS SAID, "GET THEE BEHIND ME,

SATAN."

WHEN PETER CUT OFF THE EAR OF THE HIGH PRIEST AND JESUS HAD

TO PUT IT BACK ON.

LET'S JUST BE PEOPLE WHO REALIZE WHAT WE'RE NOT WITHOUT GOD,

WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

TOTALLY USELESS WITHOUT GOD.

GOD, I NEED YOU.

IF YOU HAVE A JOB, DON'T EXPECT TO HAVE HANDED TO YOU WHAT IT

TOOK SOMEBODY ELSE 30 YEARS TO EARN.

AND CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING?

JUST 'CAUSE YOU GOT A COLLEGE DEGREE,

THAT STILL DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU DON'T NEED TO

PROVE YOURSELF.

JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT A DEGREE STILL DOESN'T TELL ANYBODY YOU

KNOW ANYTHING.

WE NEED EXPERIENCE, DON'T WE?

BE WILLING TO PUT A LITTLE TIME IN.

BE WILLING TO PROVE YOURSELF FAITHFUL, AND LET GOD

PROMOTE YOU.

MMM.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: YOU MAY SING BETTER THAN THE WORSHIP LEADER

IN YOUR CHURCH, BUT DON'T GET MAD 'CAUSE THEY

DIDN'T GIVE YOU THE JOB.

TRUST GOD IF THAT'S WHERE HE WANTS YOU THAT HE'LL PUT

YOU THERE.

[MUSIC]

GINGER: DON'T FORGET TO PICK UP THIS DEVOTIONAL FROM JOYCE,

"CLOSER TO GOD EACH DAY," SOME GREAT LITTLE TIDBITS, SCRIPTURES

THAT WILL JUST ENCOURAGE YOU THROUGHOUT EVERY DAY OF YOUR

LIFE, AND THIS LITTLE BOOK CALLED "GROWING IN WISDOM,"

A TINY LITTLE BOOK THAT WILL BE REALLY PACKED WITH POWERFUL

SCRIPTURE THAT WILL HELP YOU.

JUST GO TO OUR WEBSITE, JOYCEMEYER.ORG, GIVE US A CALL,

AND PICK THESE UP RIGHT NOW.

AND IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR JOYCE, ASK IT.

WE LOVE SO MUCH HEARING FROM YOU, AND JOYCE IS REALLY GREAT

AT TAKING THESE CHALLENGES, DIGGING INTO GOD'S WORD,

AND SEEING WHAT THEY SAY.

SO, IF YOU ASK IT USING TWITTER, USE HASHTAG #ASKJOYCE.

AND AS WE SAY GOODBYE TODAY, HERE'S A LOOK AT WHAT'S

HAPPENING NEXT TIME ON "EVERYDAY ANSWERS."

JOYCE: YOU KNOW, EVERY DAY IS NOT A GREAT DAY.

THERE'S GOOD DAYS AND THEN THERE'S NOT SO GOOD DAYS.

BUT EVEN THE NOT SO GOOD DAYS SOMETIMES ARE GOOD DAYS IN

DISGUISE, WE JUST REALLY DON'T REALIZE IT.

[MUSIC]

ANNOUNCER: THE PRECEDING PROGRAM WAS PAID FOR BY

THE FRIENDS AND PARTNERS OF JOYCE MEYER MINISTRIES.

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lemongrass also called fever grass is a perennial plant with thin long leaves

that is indigenous to many Asian countries today's video will discuss

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nutritionally lemongrass is a good source of vitamins A and C folate folic

acid magnesium zinc copper iron potassium phosphorus calcium and

manganese it also has minute traces of B vitamins

one helps digestion lemongrass promotes healthy digestion it has antiseptic

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tract and repopulate the good bacteria in the colon this in turn helps treat

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diarrhea bloating flatulence stomach spasms vomiting and cramps plus

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7 Easy Breakfast Recipes Without Oven - 2018 | 7 Breakfast Recipes - Quick n Easy Breakfast Ideas - Duration: 13:43.

7 Easy Breakfast Recipes Without Oven - 2018 | 7 Breakfast Recipes - Quick n Easy Breakfast Ideas

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For my brother - AMV - [One Piece] - Duration: 3:01.

Hey, jailer ...

Is it going on at higher levels ?

I can not forgive such crimes !

It is pathetic ...

Black Beard !

For more infomation >> For my brother - AMV - [One Piece] - Duration: 3:01.

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MerlingoesFiji - Episode 14: Fischers Fritz - Duration: 6:03.

good morning fellow sportsmen,

I am looking for the lures that i lost here

I think I lost three so far...

in this almighty lake here

and well, its low tide right now

I thought i could find these lures

but...

today is fishing day

and we´ll go to the pearl resort

you could canoe there but, we´ll not do that today...

the pearl is a nice fishing spot

and I´ll be on my way at around 4pm

And then..

Maybe... we´ll catch some fish and have them for dinner

shute, I beached!

standing on the canoe here..

a little unstable

this canoe has been sittin`around since I arrived here

never used it... I thought it would´nt stay afloat, because its full of holes

but I guess it works fine!

alright, beached at the mangroves

over there, thats home

the big house!

and thats the lake beside my door... not bad, you know!

looks like it´s going that way

there it is!

off of my boat crab!

well friends, that was´nt that hard

thought i would have to swim!

alright now we want to connect these two ropes..

a sailors knot will do that

I´d say

strong enough

well that was exhausting

but no problem for a sportsmen!

easy enough! :D

aight guys, so as promised...

we are on our way

to the pick-up point

Mr. Vox will then drive us

down to the beach I guess

fishing rod is ready

caught him off guard!

nice little portion :D

Text: this little one was in the belly of the Trevally

Wolf Herring

Bigeye Trevally

happy new years to all!

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LAND OF FREEDOM - Olivier Hebert at the separation Wall in Bethlehem - Duration: 2:10.

II saw children and stones fighting soldiers and guns

But I have not seen the United Nations.

Maybe one day when our bones lay down in the sun

This land will be a land of freedom. This land will be a land of freedom.

I saw the fall of a wall and a new one was built.

How many will burn before we learn?

Maybe one day when we all share the guilt,

This land will be a land of freedom. This land will be a land of freedom.

Sometimes I don't know what to say.

Sometimes I feel like running away.

This land has seen many good men.

and I don't understand

Why we should n't be walking hand in hand

I saw a man standing in front of a tank and a woman

lying dead

But the government said

the soldier is innocent

and this land is a land of freedom...

This land is a land of freedom. This land is a land of freedom...

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PHOTOS – Emma­nuel Macron a 40 ans : comme lui avec Brigitte Macron, ils ont craqué pour une - Duration: 2:31.

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Plaisir & Diète - OMELETTE SUCREE banane & chocolat (Healthy) - Duration: 4:35.

hello and welcome to enjoying and dieting on the same plate

Today we are left to cook a sweet omelet with chocolate & banana

you can also call it a low carb sweet pancake because

Indeed it is made with egg and therefore you will have no or very little carbohydrate

because there is a banana ... the calories are frankly low

if you feel like eating a light breakfast or a snack

because you're not very hungry or just because after that you

will fuck up on your diet, and although this snacks is for you !!

since I do, I am very happy to eat

that for few calories because it's 230 calories for the whole pancake

10 grams of carbohydrate, 15 g of lipids and

15 grams of protein ... now for the ingredients you'll need a

banana, also a square minimum 80% dark chocolate, sweeteners

Here I took the liquid sweetener and a bowl as well as a fork

for the sweetener, you can also take powdered sweetener

it will be fine too I remind you that all the ingredients

are in the link in the description down below, you click on the link and come upon

my website to see all the descriptive over How to do it

then you're going to put the 2 eggs in a bowl, you can very well also put 1 egg and 2 egg whites

If you want it will limit the fat but for me it does not bother me

Then you beat it all up until you get a fairly homogeneous texture

and then you'll take care of the banana So you put the bowl aside and

you cut half a banana, you put it in the fridge

with food paper or other ... and you're gonna take care of

the other half of the banana, so you open the skin and you cut it in slices

once the banana is cut we will care to heat a pan

Here I took a crepe pan but it works very well with

Normal pan, you put a little olive oil, rapeseed oil, coconut ...

so the pancake does not stick and you let it a little bit on high heat

before putting on medium heat and put the omelet over

Then you wait thirty seconds that hardens a little below

now you can add banana slices on it ... for banana,

you will put on one half of the pancake like that you'll be able

return the other half above ... Here you see that I started

to the middle before I realized that it was better to do it

on the side so I arranged this as you can see here

Then you added small pieces of chocolate, you will have about ten

with the square of 10 g that you have

and you take a spatula in order to back the other half of the pancake over

be careful that it is already hardened enough below and check well with a spatula and

when you're ready you return it quickly so it doesn't break down

Now that it's done you put the omelet in the middle of the pan and you

let cook for 30 seconds covered with a lid or

you are not obliged to do so but if you do it wil be better because chocolate will melt

then you're going to prepare a plate and you

going to put the omelet on the plate ... you see that the pancake is quite large

it is even larger than the plate

and the level of calories, it's really a bonanza

So here I will cut the middle so you can see

the texture so you realize that this is like a normal pancake

but without the calories that go with So I hope you liked this recipe

if this is the case you can say me in the comments down below or

even put a like on the video and subscribe if you do not want to miss

another recipe because I publish 1 video per week and I hope you'll be there

for the next ... thank you for watching see you next time !!

For more infomation >> Plaisir & Diète - OMELETTE SUCREE banane & chocolat (Healthy) - Duration: 4:35.

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For more infomation >> Plaisir & Diète - OMELETTE SUCREE banane & chocolat (Healthy) - Duration: 4:35.

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Décou­vrez le visage d'Emma­nuel Macron à 16 ans quand il craqua pour sa prof Brigitte Trogneux - Duration: 5:33.

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WOT cz - VK 36.01 (H) - M - 2 -2447 HP - 1226 XP - Erlenberg - Duration: 9:44.

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I'm Open for Voice Acting Work/ I Need A Voice Actor - Duration: 2:09.

As you guys have heard in my videos I can do a low voice like this

But I can also do a voice like this it's normal, and then I can do a high voice

This is super high voice

So I'm just saying this so if you want me to do some voice acting for your guys's videos, then I'm totally available

No, I'm not an online voice actor

But if you guys ever needed a favor just for my voice then feel free to ask me

Also another thing I need some help from you guys I need another voice actor one of you guys

So one of you has to do the voice of my next stop motion

This stop motion is going to be very ambitious. It's going to be over five minutes long and

I need

Someone one of you to do the voice of one character

Which only has like four or five lines, but I think they're pretty important

Okay

kinda like Boba Fett

Anyway, so that's what I wanted to say

In my voice and in my high voice and in my normal voice

So uh yeah?

catch you on the flipside people

Also, I just want you guys to know I can do accents like

Southern accent a tried this one chilli set my mouth on fire had to drink a 2 litre-a-mountain DEW Indian accent

It is like the curry I've never had

Well this is me doing an English accent it's rather splendid

Also I can do a French accent, no it is how you Americans say lit

it is me a my Jamaican accent. Right here, and

Yeah, can you guys think of any more accents I can do. Yeah, bye?

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WOT cz - Matilda BP - M - 4 - 1207 HP - 1145 XP - Ohnivý výběžek - Duration: 7:15.

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2 Manat İlə Ən Çox Abur-Cuburu Kim Alacaq? - Duration: 7:23.

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ママの結婚 My Mother's Wedding ~坂田おさむLIVE~ - Duration: 3:47.

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For my brother - AMV - [One Piece] - Duration: 3:01.

Hey, jailer ...

Is it going on at higher levels ?

I can not forgive such crimes !

It is pathetic ...

Black Beard !

For more infomation >> For my brother - AMV - [One Piece] - Duration: 3:01.

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눈 (SNOW) - Zion.T (feat.이문세) cover + special msg 💌 THANK YOU 2017! 🎆🎊 - Duration: 3:25.

Snow

Zion.T ft. LeeMoonsae

I wish white snow would be outside tomorrow morning

Then I'll make you a warm cup of tea

Just keep staying by my side

Promise me...

Will it snow? When we are asleep?

Will it snow? On top of your closed eyes?

Will it snow? When we draw back the morning curtains

Will it snow?

Don't rush, there are things I haven't told you yet

After we fall asleep, today will become yesterday

Just keep staying by my side

As you promised...

Will it snow? When we are asleep?

Will it snow? On top of your closed eyes?

Will it snow? When we draw back the morning curtains

Will it snow?

Look closely It's so white outside

For more infomation >> 눈 (SNOW) - Zion.T (feat.이문세) cover + special msg 💌 THANK YOU 2017! 🎆🎊 - Duration: 3:25.

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Plaisir & Diète - OMELETTE SUCREE banane & chocolat (Healthy) - Duration: 4:35.

hello and welcome to enjoying and dieting on the same plate

Today we are left to cook a sweet omelet with chocolate & banana

you can also call it a low carb sweet pancake because

Indeed it is made with egg and therefore you will have no or very little carbohydrate

because there is a banana ... the calories are frankly low

if you feel like eating a light breakfast or a snack

because you're not very hungry or just because after that you

will fuck up on your diet, and although this snacks is for you !!

since I do, I am very happy to eat

that for few calories because it's 230 calories for the whole pancake

10 grams of carbohydrate, 15 g of lipids and

15 grams of protein ... now for the ingredients you'll need a

banana, also a square minimum 80% dark chocolate, sweeteners

Here I took the liquid sweetener and a bowl as well as a fork

for the sweetener, you can also take powdered sweetener

it will be fine too I remind you that all the ingredients

are in the link in the description down below, you click on the link and come upon

my website to see all the descriptive over How to do it

then you're going to put the 2 eggs in a bowl, you can very well also put 1 egg and 2 egg whites

If you want it will limit the fat but for me it does not bother me

Then you beat it all up until you get a fairly homogeneous texture

and then you'll take care of the banana So you put the bowl aside and

you cut half a banana, you put it in the fridge

with food paper or other ... and you're gonna take care of

the other half of the banana, so you open the skin and you cut it in slices

once the banana is cut we will care to heat a pan

Here I took a crepe pan but it works very well with

Normal pan, you put a little olive oil, rapeseed oil, coconut ...

so the pancake does not stick and you let it a little bit on high heat

before putting on medium heat and put the omelet over

Then you wait thirty seconds that hardens a little below

now you can add banana slices on it ... for banana,

you will put on one half of the pancake like that you'll be able

return the other half above ... Here you see that I started

to the middle before I realized that it was better to do it

on the side so I arranged this as you can see here

Then you added small pieces of chocolate, you will have about ten

with the square of 10 g that you have

and you take a spatula in order to back the other half of the pancake over

be careful that it is already hardened enough below and check well with a spatula and

when you're ready you return it quickly so it doesn't break down

Now that it's done you put the omelet in the middle of the pan and you

let cook for 30 seconds covered with a lid or

you are not obliged to do so but if you do it wil be better because chocolate will melt

then you're going to prepare a plate and you

going to put the omelet on the plate ... you see that the pancake is quite large

it is even larger than the plate

and the level of calories, it's really a bonanza

So here I will cut the middle so you can see

the texture so you realize that this is like a normal pancake

but without the calories that go with So I hope you liked this recipe

if this is the case you can say me in the comments down below or

even put a like on the video and subscribe if you do not want to miss

another recipe because I publish 1 video per week and I hope you'll be there

for the next ... thank you for watching see you next time !!

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