Youtube daily report Dec 7 2017

[CHEERING]

Welcome to "Full Frontal," I am Samantha Bee.

Great news out of Washington.

As of yesterday, the number of grabby creeps on Capitol Hill

is down to infinity minus one.

NEWSCASTER: Michigan Congressman John Conyers

retiring immediately in the face of those allegations

of sexual harassment.

And if the Democratic women of the Senate

have anything to say about it, it's

about to be infinity minus two.

Several female Democratic senators

are now calling on their Democratic colleague, Al

Franken, to resign over the sexual harassment

allegations against him.

Great job, Democrats.

You really showed that Democratic lawmakers will not

tolerate a predator with more than six harassment

allegations against them. [LAUGHTER]

Seven strikes and you are out, probably.

But while Democrats had an impressive week

of near-human decency, Republicans were doubling down

on their worst dude.

NEWSCASTER: On the other side of the aisle,

the Republican Party is closing ranks

behind Roy Moore's Senate bid exactly

one week before his election.

Why would you go all in on an alleged sexual predator?

That's like betting all your chips on a jack and a three

and an alleged sexual predator.

[LAUGHTER]

That's not even the right number of cards.

[LAUGHTER]

It's almost as if Republicans don't even care about

public perception anymore.

And judging by the way they pushed

their tax bill through Friday night, they definitely don't.

The Tax Cuts and Jobs Act as amended is passed.

[APPLAUSE]

Yay, we just screwed over a bunch of people

while they were sleeping!

Or as the kids are calling it, the Congressional Cosby.

[LAUGHTER]

The bill, which mostly rewards corporations and the 1%,

is called the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act, which

is a pretty deceptive title.

I mean, sure tax cuts and jobs are technically involved.

But it would be like if Nabokov titled "Lolita," "Heroic

Good Man Mentors Young Girl."

[LAUGHTER]

Which is coincidentally also what Roy Moore's

next memoir will be called.

Democrats have plenty of reason to be upset.

This bill is like a bunch of mean girls

got together and said, how can we write a burn book that

clearly states exactly who we like and we

don't like, but then also make it a tax plan?

[LAUGHTER]

First, the girls did some nice little favors

for their friends.

If you own a private jet, well, the Senate bill

has a tax break related to the storing and maintenance

of private planes.

The House did keep this one, a tax

break for golf course owners.

But maybe the biggest giveaway to the rich is the estate tax.

Anyone inheriting estates worth less than $11 million

won't have to pay the tax.

Oh, thank god!

Imagine if a poor child only inherited $11 million

and had to pay taxes on it!

Why, they could positively starve!

[LAUGHTER]

62% of the benefits of this bill go to the top 1%.

It's the most unbelievable transfer of wealth

since Roseanne hit the lottery.

Now I am not saying Republicans look down on poor people.

Republican Senator Chuck Grassley is saying that.

CHUCK GRASSLEY: "I think not having the estate tax

recognizes the people that are investing as opposed to those

that are just spending every darn penny they have,

whether it's on booze, or women, or movies."

Oh no, booze or women or movies?

What about pool halls and soda pop,

and other tools of the devil?

[LAUGHTER]

You know, of course, there are some differences

between the House and Senate versions of the tax bill.

The House burn book just calls everyone

a slut, while the Senate burn book calls them sluts and takes

away their health care.

NEWSCASTER: The biggest difference between the two

bills, however, is likely the Senate's repeal

of the Obamacare individual mandate.

The Congressional Budget Office estimates

this would lead to 13 million more uninsured Americans

by 2027.

And premiums are expected to spike 10% as a result.

Aw, chin up, Obamacare recipients!

If you die because you can't afford health care,

at least you can leave up to $11 million to your kids!

Don't worry, they're not just helping rich people.

They've also somehow managed to make taxes pro-life.

One of the things also being considered in the Congress

is that an unborn child or a fetus,

whatever you want to say, would be eligible for a college

savings plan.

Great, now parents can pressure their fetuses

about getting into a good school before they

have a central nervous system.

Eh, I'm not like you, Dad, I don't have vertebrae.

[LAUGHTER]

The morning that Republicans voted on their tax bill,

the nonpartisan Joint Committee on Taxation

told them that their cost estimates

were off by over a trillion dollars, even

using their own generous scoring that they made up.

This is them measuring from the taint,

and they're still over a trillion inches

shorter than they thought.

But they chose to believe otherwise,

because they're living in a faith-based economy.

Tax cuts are their religion.

Cutting taxes for the super-rich will save coal miners,

bring our factories back, and reunite

everyone's divorced parents, if only Republicans

believe hard enough.

But it's not going to work.

Economists agree, this bill will grow the debt.

Heck, even business leaders admit they won't

use their tax cuts to add jobs.

And they'll even tell you that on camera,

just like they always have.

Can I ask you all a quick question?

If the tax reform bill goes through,

do you plan to increase your company's capital investment?

Just a show of hands if the tax reform goes through?

OK.

Why aren't the other hands up?

[LAUGHTER]

Why aren't the other hands up?

Wow, we found the one time privileged white guys

are able to keep their hands to themselves.

We'll be right back.

[APPLAUSE]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

For more infomation >> The Greatest Tax Bill Ever Sold | December 6, 2017 Act 1 | Full Frontal on TBS - Duration: 6:02.

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The Chairman's Ear - episode 28 - Let us love one another! - Duration: 18:33.

Andrzej, come on!

What are you doing on that table?

Nothing but the skis...

Jedrek, I've got an idea. - Yeah?

Let's invite everybody

For communion wafer and caroling

Everybody? Meaning who?

Well, who? "Everybody" means everybody

Both Rysiek and Grzesiek

And that your...

chairman as well

The Chairman... You know he's not very fond of you

I wouldn't go to the ends of the earth with him either

But it's Christmas

I'll endure it somehow

We don't have to kiss with each other from the start

I'll prepare some cold cuts and something hot

So, what do you say?

They won't come. - They will

If it's for free, even salt is sweet. Don't you know people?

They won't come. You don't know people. Especially those people

All your effort will be for nothing

You know what? All that politics made you a sworn naysayer

Because Mr Andrzej has been saying "yes" for far too long

I'll invite them!

Do what you want...

The Chairman's Ear

O!

What a broomstick

A broomstick?

A broomstick!

Bushy at the bottom and in the middle there are no branches at all

All bald

It stands in the corner anyway, one pretty side is enough

You can't see the rest. - I can.

How much was it?

Nothing, because it's

from Janek

cut down in the forest

Fir

That's good, because

the spruce will lose its needles and fir...

Fir can stand here for a long time

Where are the Christmas baubles?

Where are the baubles?

Ummm... In the cubbyhole. -Correct?

Since when do we keep baubles in a cubbyhole?

So, where are they? - Well, where are they?

Under the stairs?

You think I have nothing better to do than

to bend under the stairs for baubles? - So, where are they?

Well, think: where are they? - Why don't you just tell me where they are, huh?

I can't!

Why not?

Because you ask every year where the baubles are, and every year I answer where the baubles are

And then you can never remember where they are!

They are in the drawer. Upstairs

The big one

Wouldn't it have been easier to say they were in the drawer from the start?

Upstairs. The big one

How he mounted the Christmas tree. Engineer

Yeah...

Sure

Rysiek!

We've been invited to break off the wafer with the President

I need to go. So, welcome!

We're going, right?

Wait

Let's think if we can profit from this

It this break off can pay off

I would go

Kamila, you would go everywhere. Right away

And here you have to think, so that we don't pour the baby together with the bathtub

Is Grzesiek going?

No... no idea

But I have there my...

informer...

Find out, then. Although

I don't know if we should go if he's going or maybe better not

Is it better to do likewise or conversely?...

It's up in the air... - Yes

Or down on the ground

And the twelfth - sweet peas

I'm going to engorge myself...

And then I'll burn it all skiing

Yes, skiing

you'll ski straight to an inn, order ribs with potatoes and wash it down with beer

And then pray for health

And then, at night we also can one slimming discipline

practice...

Get the one from Croatia

I'll buy everything

you just take care of the communion waffle, OK?

Krzysiek!

As the head of the armed forces I have a combat duty for you

Drive... or walk, whichever you prefer

to Archbishop Kazimierz and ask for a wafer and invite him to join us caroling

Of course

But give me the... money for that wafer

But it's "pay what you will"

Pay what you will it is but

not less than a hundred

Turn around

Don't look

Ready

Go now. What are you... waiting for?

It pains me to see how you do it

Of course

First you should

put up the lights, then the baubles and finally, the chain!

Yes

This Christmas tree doesn't stand straight

No, it's OK

But these baubles are pretty... Every year the same but pretty

First you hang the big baubles, then... - Then the small ones

It's going to be so nice. It smells great already!

Now you've hung everything in the same place! Side by side

Arrange them in such a way

that they are everywhere and not all in one place and not even one in another

Why don't you come here and hang them yourself?

I've got something

A letter

from the President. - So now he's going to write letters to me

just like Milosz to Giedroyc?

What does it say?

"I cordially invite the Chairman with a

companion

for the Christmas Eve at the Presidential Palace

Andrzej"

So? Are you going?

How did you

hand that angel, huh?

What? - How does it hang? What is he facing?

The trunk? - And what should it be facing?

Outside, obviously! What? Inside? You think the angel should be facing

woodworms?

OK, now

facing you

Are we going to be there?

It could be a provocation

A trap. It's suspicious

It stinks of the Chairman cat's paw

I think it behooves us to go

Why, Borys?

The President is reaching out to us

and people don't like it when we, politicians, argue with each other

Especially during Christmas

They should look at themselves

How they behave at the table

Don't you know if Rysio is going?

I can find out

I've got there my...

Person...

I've got a person there

But

sharing a wafer is... you know...

a tradition

I don't know about the wafer

On the face of it it's better to bind than break

Find out, Borys. Find out

Thank you, I gladly accept

So, Mr President

did not take offense?

Why would he?

Because I repeated after the Pope

that before the eyes of civilized world defenseless people die

and you just scare people with the refugees

That the heart of stone should be open

to those who are not the enemies of our Europe

These are our brothers who need help

Smooth-talking...

In our country people need a priest, to have their child baptized

bury their grandpa

Leave the refugees to Mr Chairman and the Father Director

There have always been more of those

who wanted to hang the cross

than those who understood what it means

It pains me to watch how you cut that onion

Sit down like a normal person

I don't interrupt you while you peel the pea. - Husk

Husk

By the way, what is your daily routine?

I watch the series - what else can I do?

But when your term ends, I'm going back to Cracow

Just like that!

And you can do whatever you want

I wish I could! If they elect me, I'll stay, if they don't, I'll go back

Why did you want this whole presidency...

I was just supposed to lose with a good score. But it turned out differently, so...

But at least it's an adventure!

You can skate through Siberia if you want an adventure

At least no one would talk to me over my head, which leg I have to use to push off

what? - What? Nothing!

We just cut and peel

Mine doesn't know

Mine neither

Kamila...

listen. It's hard

but we can't be together

What are you saying?

We can't

The gap between us is to big

It's beyond my control...

So, all you wanted were the polls?

It's not up to me. Forgive me

It's beyond my control!

Men are always afraid to make choices

You will come back to me

Sooner than you think

It's beyond my control...

War reparations...

How easy it is to lose the Polish-German reconciliation

by misguided decisions

and hastily uttered words

But in martial law they helped the most

You can forgive each other

and ask for forgiveness...

We know better

Then please, tell me

why destroy something that works?

Ask him

your Excellency, personally

He's also invited to share the wafer

Also? - Also

That's great

I'll point out to him

that the foundation of the separation of powers should not be shaken

The fish will stick in his throat. Greek-style!

When should we talk honestly, if not during Christmas eve?

Here you are, communion wafer

Aaa... and... - And what?

Caritas piggy bank is by the door

And please make sure that all Sundays are free!

It is a day to rest, regenerate

And, essentially, "Family Feud"

By the way

is such a monthly anniversary a religious celebration or not?

Because the police punish for disturbances as if it were

I don't know. It's not my business

But let this mass hysteria

finally end

If it's a "mass"

than it must be religious

Hey, did you get the invitation?

And you?

I did

And what will you do?

And how about you?

I think I won't go

I think I will - Then I will go as well

I'll bring my wife with me. - I'll bring someone too

Unless my wife goes without me. - Or that someone goes without me

Perhaps I'll bring Boris - And I Kamila

Or maybe Borys will go alone. - Or only Kamila

The archbishop will be there

Perhaps it'd be good to be seen with him?

Perhaps it'd be better not to go, not to be seen with him because it's not good?

You wouldn't want to shoot yourself in the drumstick

Are you going?

And you? - And you?

And you? - And you?

It is how it is

and won't be any better

When you're here, that's certain. Don't kill yourself

May I have a look who else is going to be at the Christmas supper?

My Christmas is already spoilt...

Kazimierz...

Aren't there any better bishops?

It would be great

if it was us who nominate them, right?

But we can't...

Please think of a way and we'll have a full set

I'm not that powerful

Complete impossibilium

Please don't say that

Why not?

Because I don't understand

So?

Are you going?

Stand back

It's floodlit, but... - But a broomstick?

But a broomstick...

Yes, yes... God bless. God bless...

He said he will join us in his prayers, but suddenly

they summon him to Vatican

I wonder if he really can't come

or he can't come because he doesn't want to?

Why wouldn't he want to?

Because Mr Chairman and his gang brushed him off a few times already

Too bad

Let's wait some more

Jedrek!

I do not want to worry you

but in my opinion, no one will come

Why not?

The Archbishop won't come, because he doesn't want to meet with the Chairman

And the Chairman doesn't want with the Archbishop

No one from the Chairman's team will come because they're afraid the Chairman will find out

The opposition won't come as they're afraid it won't do them any good

In short:

everything will cool off

I told you, Agata...

If nobody turns up, I'm

going back to Cracow tomorrow

But there is smog!

At least you can see that poison

and only the air is toxic

Here, everything is

I told you someone would come

Please come in!

Dear!

I'm terribly sorry!

That's not the best moment, is it?!

Please switch off this machine!

I thought everyone left already

This is a perfect moment

We are awaiting guests

What guests?

You don't mean me, do you?

Of course I do

Who's going to eat all that?

Gosh... gosh!

God! God... so much food...!

I'm here with my friend

Please invite her

Ludmila!

Szto?

Come here, sweetie!

Aw... - Come

Dobry den

Dobry den! Dobry den!

You must be from Ukraine

Yes

From Ukraine

And from Donetsk

Holidays so far from home. You must miss it?...

I wish I were there, but

you know what's going on in Ukraine now?

War

You're lucky to live here

You don't even realize how much

You're also from Ukraine?

No, I'm from Zabki!

I took her in

The priest said

to take care of people

May we

never have to leave our home

Be it Donetsk, or Zabki

or Cracow...

Thank you

Silent night

Holy night

All is calm

All is bright

Round yon Virgin

Mother and Child

Holy infant

so happy...

tender and mild

Sleep in heavenly peace

Sleep in heavenly peace

Silent night

Holy night

Shepherds quake at the sight

Glories stream from heaven afar

Heavenly hosts sing Alleluia...

For more infomation >> The Chairman's Ear - episode 28 - Let us love one another! - Duration: 18:33.

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About North Korea | December 6, 2017 Act 3 | Full Frontal on TBS - Duration: 6:35.

[CHEERING]

Welcome back to the show.

With so much focus on powerful men

and their inappropriate touching of women,

it's easy to forget there's at least one thing even more

dangerous, powerful men inappropriately touching

the nuclear launch buttons.

I did not travel to North Korea to learn more.

We're hurtling toward war with North Korea.

One insane person is bullying another insane

person who's launching missiles in our direction.

I wanted to find out if there was

a way to prevent the end times in the next couple of weeks.

So I sat down with North Korea expert,

Christine Ahn to find out.

There are two things that we all know about North Korea.

One, they love marching with their missiles and equipment.

And two, Kim Jong-un loves being in photos that are awful.

What can you tell us about North Korea that we don't know?

What I would say is that there was

an indiscriminate bombing campaign waged by the United

States against North Korea.

I mean, 80% of North Korea was completely destroyed.

And people are alive today who remember it, who were there?

Absolutely.

More bombs were dropped on the Korean peninsula

than in throughout the whole Asia-Pacific theater

in World War II.

This was not a storyline in M*A*S*H that I recall.

Know what else wasn't in M*A*S*H?

The fact that two guys at the State Department

divided the Korean peninsula without Korean input.

That, along with the brutality of the Korean War,

cleared the path for Kim Il-sung to create

one of the most repressive regimes in the world.

But look how cute this terrified Shirley Temple is!

Ooh, ooh, I don't know how to fake yodel!

Riddle me this, why have the Kim's

been such shitheads to their people?

Well, it depends on what you mean by shitheads.

I mean, if it means having the world's largest prison

population, mass surveillance of its citizen's communications,

systematic discrimination of one group of people,

and spending far more on its military

than on the well-being of its people,

I think we have to ask the very same

question of our own government.

Excuse me for a second.

Christine drops all the mics.

[APPLAUSE]

I get it, we suck.

But I wanted to hear about how shitty it is in North Korea.

For that, here's North Korean defector and Michigan resident,

Esther Lee.

Both South and North Koreans just drink a lot,

and they just hang out a lot.

They party?

Yeah.

So plots from Seth Rogen movies

do actually happen in North Korea?

Oh yeah. Yeah, right.

If I can just say on a very basic level,

I don't think Americans think that North Koreans ever smile.

That's not true.

They are having fun.

I mean, they are people like me.

I'm not a kind of brainwashing perfect smile guy.

SAMANTHA BEE: But a lot of us have

been brainwashed to believe all of North Korea

is in a state of famine.

It's not.

Well, some of it is.

And there's torture, and there are work camps,

and it's not a place you want to live.

But that doesn't mean we should be

fucking casual about dropping nuclear bombs

on innocent civilians.

Before you came to Michigan, what did you

think you were going to find?

The soldier.

The soldier is the typical image of the US people.

So you thought we all looked like GI Joe?

Oh yeah.

God, I wish they all looked like that.

They don't, they look more like this.

[GRUNTING]

[LAUGHTER]

(MUFFLED) Meatloaf is good.

Oh, sorry.

I thought I had more time.

Speaking of gluttons, Donald Trump

is calling for a new set of sanctions that

would deny the people of North Korea everything

that people need to--

I don't know-- not die.

Do you support sanctions?

Oh, never.

They did it.

They did a sanction, and thousands of people

died, ordinary people who just work on

the farm, or going to the factory,

and the kids who go to school.

It's not targeting Kim's family.

It's targeting the poor innocent people.

That is a very on-brand for the Trump administration.

Know what else is on-brand for the Trump administration?

Tweeting dumb shit.

Is he going to covfefe us into a war?

I hope not.

Many military analysts are predicting

that we are somewhere between 30% to 50%

chance of going to war with North Korea.

And many analysts say that the winds of war

are blowing through the Beltway.

In the case of an outbreak of a military conflict,

within the first few days, 300,000 people would be killed.

And that's not even including nuclear weapons.

And with that, it would be up to 25 million

people would be impacted. - OK.

Well, these jokes aren't funny anymore.

So now what?

Well, hopefully, there are those

within the administration that realize that a war would

be unimaginable.

What are the alternatives to military action?

Diplomacy.

Does diplomacy have a track record of working?

It does.

It has worked in the past.

SAMANTHA BEE: Well, how is diplomacy supposed to work when

the administration doesn't care enough to even nominate

an ambassador to South Korea?

And what does it say that the closest thing we

have to a diplomat is this guy?

I can't believe I'm asking this question,

but was Dennis Rodman actually an emissary of peace?

I think he was.

To have an African-American with tattoos and piercings

come to the country?

I mean, I think that was awesome,

to just really kind of disrupt their narrative

or their stereotypes about Americans.

So in some ways, we should all be a little

more like Dennis Rodman.

2017 is so fucking weird.

Donald Trump, you and Kim Jong-un would get along great.

You both go to the same blind barber, and you love trucks.

So go save the world by talking to him.

And if saving the world isn't motivation enough,

think of all the Twitter followers you're going

lose if all of us are dead.

[LAUGHTER]

So we'll be right back?

[APPLAUSE]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

For more infomation >> About North Korea | December 6, 2017 Act 3 | Full Frontal on TBS - Duration: 6:35.

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Even More Creeps: Journalist Edition | December 6, 2017 Act 2 | Full Frontal on TBS - Duration: 6:42.

[APPLAUSE]

Welcome back to the show.

There were lots of powerful men in media exposing

themselves as shitty this week.

Well, apparently there have been a lot of powerful men

in media exposing themselves every week

and now we know about it.

Just today, we learned more about the network

of powerful people who turned a blind eye to Harvey Weinstein's

demonic behavior, including powerful people

who should really, really, really,

really, know better, really.

In the "New York Times" expose, it talks about how--

Lena Dunham has a quote, how she warned the Clinton campaign.

And she said, I just want to let you know

that Harvey is a rapist and that it is going

to come out at some point.

I think it's a really bad idea for him

to host fundraisers and be involved.

We don't know if this info made it all the way to Hillary,

but it made it to her staff.

Oh, my admiration for you is so complicated.

Maybe she really did have a stroke

in the specific part of her brain

that identifies shitty men.

But truthfully, any woman who entered the workforce

before November 2017 had to have such as stroke just to survive.

And no one needed it more than Hillary.

Virtually every man who ever expressed

an opinion about her in front of a camera

turned out to be a huge creep.

Five women have now anonymously come forward

to accuse journalist and author Mark

Halperin of sexual assault.

Also suspended, Glenn Thrush, one of the top reporters

at the "New York Times."

Veteran "Today Show" host Matt Lauer.

Leon Wieseltier.

Charlie Rose.

REPORTER: Garrison Keillor.

I'm not worried about Garrison Keillor's career.

He can easily get a job maintaining a bell tower.

[LAUGHTER]

It's time to ask ourselves, can men who hate women

be objective journalists?

[LAUGHS] That was a trick question.

Everyone knows that men who hate women

can be anything they put their minds to.

Take Charlie Rose.

REPORTER: Eight women tell the "Washington Post,"

longtime television host Charlie Rose

made unwanted sexual advances including

groping, making lewd phone calls,

and walking around naked in their presence.

Until his firing, Charlie Rose was a media institution.

The guy who liked to show his freshly showered dick

to female employees was the same one

who got to interview the first major

female presidential candidate.

And he made sure to press her about the important stuff,

emails.

CHARLIE ROSE: Do you think the email crisis contributed

to the question of trust?

And it hasn't been determined that there was no hacking.

Well, there is no evidence of it.

CHARLIE ROSE: There's no evidence.

There is no evidence.

CHARLIE ROSE: Someone suggested that's the reason that they

were very good at it because there's no evidence of it,

and that you exposed, as you know.

Charlie, there is no evidence of that.

There's evidence that you exposed

the Charlie Rose's penis story.

[LAUGHTER]

The hardest thing about these revelations

is they're not really revelations.

These men have been shitty the whole time.

Take Matt Lauer. MATT LAUER: Nice to see you.

Hi, Matt.

MATT LAUER: Seen a lot of you lately.

Let's just get it out the way.

You had a little wardrobe malfunction.

Can I have one final kiss?

Oh, what is it? What are you?

Don't make me beg.

Is this an attack dog I have here?

Hold it, whoa, whoa.

[SHOUTS]

He molested a Muppet on live TV.

[LAUGHTER]

Which I guess qualified him to moderate a presidential forum?

And he used that platform to see how presidential Clinton could

be while also being shushed.

MATT LAUER: I'm going to jump in.

I want to get to a lot of questions.

And I'm going to jump in.

As briefly as you can.

But I want to just say one additional thing.

MATT LAUER: I've got 30 seconds left.

Oh yeah, now I remember watching that forum.

That was the day my entire female staff

started their periods out of their eyes from pure rage.

You can't just interrupt women when they're

talking like that, Matt.

What do you think this is, every business meeting ever?

And fellow creep and part time smirk

model Mark Halperin, surprise, surprise,

obsessed with Hillary.

So when covering her candidacy, he

asked the intelligent nuanced question,

why is she not more like man?

She does it with humor.

She has to learn to do it with humor.

And when she does it now, she's being kind of

aggressive but not that funny.

Kind of aggressive and not that funny,

the Mark Halperin's penis story.

To be fair, Halperin also asked Trump the hard questions.

Here's a question I've been wanting to ask you for awhile.

We almost never get to see you eat.

What do you like to eat?

We never get to see you eat?

What kind of sick freak are you?

You want to watch Trump masticate?

And apparently the atmosphere in journalism

is so toxic that some assholes still can't read the room.

Geraldo Rivera tweeted something that

really got a lot of attention.

Sad about Matt Lauer, great guy, highly skilled

and empathetic with guests and a real gentleman

to my family and me.

News is a flirty business.

News is a flirty business.

For example, I just listen to Geraldo fuck himself.

[LAUGHTER]

On the one hand, maybe it's unfair of me

to assume because he tweeted that,

that Geraldo has some skeletons in his closet.

But then again on the other hand--

Geraldo and his producer came to do an interview with me.

They pushed me into my bathroom, they broke two poppers

and pushed them under my nose, and proceeded to grope me.

Well, I guess that's not a skeleton in a closet

so much as a skeleton that's been

sitting outside the closet since 1991,

waiting for us to give a shit.

What could have tipped us off that there was

a misogyny problem in media?

If Hillary is not yelling, she's crying.

MAN: She is a shrill, loud person.

She still has that sort of authenticity

likeability problem.

She's not that likable.

I'm not even sure that Bill Clinton likes her.

Comes across as artificial, comes across as grating.

Little caustic and tough and shrill.

Concern about her likability, her trustworthiness.

Somewhat dull at times, somewhat robotic at times.

MAN: She's too shrill, she's too loud.

She is very guarded.

Yeah, why is that shrill robot so guarded?

Why?

Tell me.

[LAUGHTER]

We'll never know how much these pubes affected the election,

but what we do know is that their industry gave us

four times more coverage of Hillary's email scandal

than they did of Trump's gross behavior to women.

But to be fair, they were probably

typing it with one hand.

[LAUGHTER]

I'm not saying men shouldn't talk in public anymore,

I'm just saying maybe women shouldn't listen.

It shouldn't be too hard.

We have decades of practice not being listened to.

We'll be right back.

[APPLAUSE]

[ROCK MUSIC]

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A Train Runs Through It: Thailand's Most Dangerous Market - Duration: 2:03.

- [Narrator] Okay, just watch.

Three, two, one.

(horn blowing)

This is Thailand's Maeklong Market.

(brakes squealing)

About an hour south of Bangkok,

every day beginning at 6:20 in the morning,

a train runs through Maeklong Railway Market,

one of the largest produce and seafood markets in Thailand,

through the stalls selling fruit, ice cream, fish,

through everything.

And if you're wondering which came first,

the market or the train, the answer is the market.

The Maeklong Railway built a commuter train to Bangkok

back in 1905.

The track they laid ran right through the middle

of this market, which had been around for decades.

Rather than moving, the vendors stayed put,

adjusting their business to the train times,

eight times a day, seven days a week.

(speaking Thai)

- [Narrator] This system has been perfected over the years.

With produce just inches from the train's wheels,

tourists and vendors wait as the train passes through.

Then, everything goes back to normal,

or at least as normal as an active train line market can be.

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맞출 수도 없고, 맞춰서도 안되는 문제 ｜빨간토마토 - Duration: 6:18.

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Christian Nagel: Wie tickt ein Venture-Capital-Investor? - Duration: 11:16.

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Chief Imo Comedy || Imo and magi in trouble at Rose life hotel Owerri - Duration: 11:21.

PLEASE I BEG YOU TO SUBSCRIBE : IT IS FREE

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Criminal Minds - It Was A Trade - Duration: 4:31.

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Mandala mintás üvegtányér // Glass plate with mandala pattern - Duration: 3:03.

MANDALA PATTERN GLASS PLATE

In the first step, spray the backside of the stencil by removable glue spray

Carefully clean the backside of the glass plate...

and attach the mandala pattern stencil right to the middle

Shake the mirror mist spray for glass, and then spray it to the stencil

Although the paint begins to dry immediately, now you can still wipe it off by a wet cloth at the edges

You can accelerate drying by fanning

Then apply one layer of varnish mist spray on the surface for protection

After the varnish dried, apply black matte acrylic paint to the surface by a sponge brush

and then carefully pull the stencil off

Put two portions of Heavy Body Gel on a plate...

add one-one drop of green and black transparent pigment dispersion...

and carefully mix it

Use a sponge brush to pat the green gel paste first around the surface in a thin layer...

and also to the middle and outside the pattern...

and then continue by dark gray gel paste on the blank parts

Soften the color transitions by patting the two different shades of gel pastes onto each other, and cover the entire surface

After the heavy body gel has dried, apply foliage patterns to the sides of the plate by a rubber stamp

Pat delicate silver color acrylic paint to the edges of the plate

And finally paint the entire backside of the plate by water based matte varnish

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Criminal Minds - We Need Your Help - Duration: 2:51.

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Ojai On Edge As Winds Expected To Pick Up - Duration: 3:12.

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North Korea pushing to have U.S. recognize regime as nuclear power - Duration: 1:54.

North Korea is continuing to celebrate the "historic completion" of its nuclear arsenal...

and is also pushing to earn full recognition from other nations... as a nuclear state.

But according to the latest analysis of last Wednesday's missile test,...

U.S. officials now say the North Korean rocket... likely broke up during re-entry.

Yu Joonhee reports.

North Korea's state media is continuing to praise its latest ICBM test,... calling it

a "historic completion" of its nuclear weapons program... and proof of its mastery in missile

technology.

A large rally was held in Pyongyang... and celebratory remarks delivered by top regime

officials... to commemorate this self-proclaimed milestone.

Analysts say this is a political move... aimed at pressuring the U.S. to recognize the North

as a nuclear power... for use an important bargaining chip before a possible return to

dialogue.

The reclusive nation may be willing to return to the negotiating table with Washington...

as parties of equal standing... in order to guarantee the regime's continued survival.

In fact,... following North Korea's initial claim back in 2005... that it successfully

developed nuclear weapons,... one of the regime's stated goals called for the improvement in

its relations with United States.

Also in 2007,... just a year following its first nuclear test,... it also enjoyed major

success on the diplomatic front... including an inter-Korean summit among other cross-border

agreements.

However, Pyongyang's true intentions aside,...

U.S. officials now say that last week's test-fired missile,... may have broke up as it re-entered

the Earth's atmosphere.

Although technical analysis is ongoing,... the officials say North Korea is struggling

to master the necessary re-entry technology,... to obtain a fully-working ICBM.

It remains to be seen if Pyongyang's latest escalation could,... ironic as it may sound,...

provide the impetus for renewed talks between North Korea and the U.S.

Yu Joonhee, Arirang News.

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Potential of war with N. Korea rising every day with its nuclear, missile program - Duration: 0:46.

The possibility of war with North Korea is rising every day with the regime's nuclear

and missile programs unresolved.

That, from the U.S. National Security Advisor H.R. McMaster during an interview with Fox

News on Sunday.

He said...

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un is getting closer to completing his weapons program,...

and there's not much time left for the international community to solve this issue.

He admitted China has implemented unprecedented sanctions on the regime,... but urged the

country to do more... not to satisfy other countries but to secure its own interest.

McMaster warned... the threat of South Korea and Japan possibly becoming nuclear-armed...

wouldn't be in China and Russia's interests.

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Nuclear experts suggest Hwasong-15 missile may be able to avoid interception by THAAD - Duration: 1:26.

North Korea launched its most powerful missile to date last month,... and according to a

U.S. arms expert, that missile might have the ability to use decoys to help it evade

the THAAD missile defense system, posing an even greater risk to the rest of the world.

Park Soyun reports.

North Korea's latest missile launch last month was the most powerful to date, demonstrating

that North Korea has the technology to reach anywhere in the United States.

But as well as that, North Korea's Hwasong-15 missile could have the capability to carry

decoys due to its increased size.

According to Michael Elleman, a senior fellow for missile defense at International Institute

for Strategic Studies, the enlarged Hwasong 15 has a warhead and the second stage propeller,

which is considerably bigger than the previously tested missile, leading to concerns that the

Hwasong-15 could carry simple decoys to deceive the US missile defense system.

However, Elleman further claimed that it was uncertain whether North Korea tested its ability

to avoid the THAAD defense system in the recent missile test.

He emphasized that Hwasong 15 was not a modified version of Hwasong 14, but a completely new

weapon.

In response to the North's latest test, the United States is searching for a new site

along the west coast of the U.S. to deploy an extra THAAD battery.

Park Soyun, Arirang News

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Bitterly cold day, snow on way - Duration: 2:27.

Many regions had their coldest temperatures so far this season... with cold weather advisories

in place.

The morning low on Seoraksan Mountain was close to minus 20 degrees Celsius,... while

Seoul started at minus 8.

A powerful cold front will usher in snow across Korea's western regions, snow will start in

the afternoon, and by the evening, Seoul will also receive snowfall,... which will turn

the roads icy... so drive carefully.

Highs in Seoul will make it to 1 degree Celsius..

Daegu gets up to 3,... but it will feel five degrees lower than the actual readings.

We've kicked off a month full of social engagements, year-end gatherings and dinners... so it's

crucial you stay healthy to make the most out of those gatherings.

In fact, the weather hasn't been that generous so far this winter ... these are some basic

tips to stay well... keep them in mind.

Wintry weather will continue for a while,... so stay bundled up.

With that, let's take a look at the international weather for viewers around the world.

While many regions had the coldest temperatures of the season so far this morning with snow

in store in South Korea, North Korea will have colder temperatures all day under brighter

skies.

As for major cities in Asia, Tokyo will be mild and sunny with a high reaching 14 degrees

Celsius.

Meanwhile, Sydney will have unstable weather conditions along with thunderstorms.

For more infomation >> Bitterly cold day, snow on way - Duration: 2:27.

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U.S. imposes 40 pct anti-dumping tariffs on Korean steel - Duration: 0:59.

The United States has re-determined anti-dumping tariffs of Korean steel products bumping it

up by four times, from the initial ten percent to 40 in a period of just a month.

The U.S. Department of Commerce has reported to the official gazette that Washington is

revising the result of a preliminary judgment on Korean-made steel and timber.

This adjustment,... goes against its previous assessment made in October, when it decided

to impose anti-dumping tarrifs on Korean exporters like POSCO.

The Department of Commerce said it made a mistake in the process of calculating anti-dumping

tariffs, saying they failed to convert U.S. Dollars to Korean Won.

The latest revision,... expected to be a massive blow for Korea's major exporters,... comes

amid talks on revising the South Korea-U.S. FTA.

The finalized version will be announced by the commerce department next month.

For more infomation >> U.S. imposes 40 pct anti-dumping tariffs on Korean steel - Duration: 0:59.

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Cold start to work week, getting colder - Duration: 2:11.

Have your scarves and thick coats ready as the winter chill has returned.

Readings have dropped 5 to 6 degrees Celsius... with a high of 2 degrees Celsius in Seoul,...

while Daegu and Gwangju will get up to 8 degrees.

Mostly sunny skies won't help keep us warm.

Brace for wintry conditions this week, there will be a big chill tomorrow morning at a

low of minus 8 degrees then lows will remain in the negative territory with frequent snowfall

this week.

In fact, the first half of December is forecast to be really cold with readings way below

the seasonal averages.

We'll only have couple days above the norms,... but the rest of the time will feel like mid-winter

already.

With that, let's take a look at the international weather for viewers around the world.

While sunshine fills the sky, readings will drop to the colder side again here in South

Korea, North Korea will have colder temperatures under brighter skies.

As for major cities in Asia,.. passing afternoon showers are in store in Tokyo with a mild

high of 14 degrees.

Meanwhile, Melbourne was hit by heavy rain on Saturday evening causing flash floods and

hundreds of calls to emergency services.

Light rain will let up in the afternoon.

Heading to North America, Chicago had the warmest weekend since the end of October,

but unstable weather conditions on Monday will bring icy cold temperatures starting

Tuesday.

As for South America, Buenos Aires will have a rainy start to the work week.

Taking you to Europe,...

Moscow will be snowy,... while Stockholm will be under sunny skies, but both cities will

be bitterly cold.

Lastly to Africa, winds will pick up again in Cape Town from Monday afternoon.

That's all the weather update for now.

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Amur river, Talga duct, Russia. Amur pike on softbaits. 2017/10 - Duration: 13:13.

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クレヨンしんちゃん アニメ 2017 Vol 25 - クレヨンしんちゃん & 暑い夏 - Duration: 5:46.

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Sevilen Oyuncaklar | LEGO | 😊 LEGO 'yu Seviyoruz 💛💚💜 - Duration: 2:05.

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Singalong With The Strong H...

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Potential of war with N. Korea rising every day with its nuclear, missile program - Duration: 0:46.

The possibility of war with North Korea is rising every day with the regime's nuclear

and missile programs unresolved.

That, from the U.S. National Security Advisor H.R. McMaster during an interview with Fox

News on Sunday.

He said...

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un is getting closer to completing his weapons program,...

and there's not much time left for the international community to solve this issue.

He admitted China has implemented unprecedented sanctions on the regime,... but urged the

country to do more... not to satisfy other countries but to secure its own interest.

McMaster warned... the threat of South Korea and Japan possibly becoming nuclear-armed...

wouldn't be in China and Russia's interests.

For more infomation >> Potential of war with N. Korea rising every day with its nuclear, missile program - Duration: 0:46.

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N. Korea suggests meetings to U.S. expert close to Trump administration: Sankei - Duration: 0:50.

It has emerged that North Korea reached out to meet an American expert close to the Trump

administration several times this year...

possibly to get an idea of the White House's North Korea strategies.

In an interview with Tokyo-based Sankei Shimbun,... Douglas Paal, Vice President for Studies at

the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace, said...

Pyongyang proposed meeting EIGHT TIMES this year,... the most recent being in early October.

The North suggested he could visit the North and meet high-level officials... or speak

to Choe Son-hui , director-general for North American Affairs, in a third country like

Switzerland.

Pyongyang said it won't negotiate over its nuclear weapons... but welcomes discussions

if the U.S. wants.

Paal said he rejected all the proposals.

For more infomation >> N. Korea suggests meetings to U.S. expert close to Trump administration: Sankei - Duration: 0:50.

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[N스타] '사업가와 결혼' 정인영 누구? 176cm 미모의 '야구 여신' - Duration: 2:48.

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Osaka's Unfortunate Christmas Story and Toyomi's Musical Sendup - Duration: 2:51.

Tomo: All (x4) Right!

Tomo: Merry Chr- Old Man: 'Merica?

Tomo: Merry-- Santa: FUDGING-- Tomo: --Christmas!

Tomo: Let's party--

1999 - Prince (and the Revolution)

Tomo: Here's the agenda!

Tomo: That's not how we talk! We talk--

(KOYOMI WHEEZES)

Tomo: Get on with the... story.

No jumpscare for you.

Osaka: Sometime last night...

Marie: Christmas Crackers are a Hoothoot!

May: Hurryup! Maybe you'll maybe get maybe a paper crown!

Marie: 'Course I'll get a paper crown!

Marie: They all come with a paper crown!

Marie: They all come with a paper crown, stupid!

May: It's a--

(MICHAEL BAY'S FAVORITE THING)

Marie: Look, Lee! May got a May-keover!

Lee: (LAUGHS) May. Good one.

(LEE SCREAMS)

Tomo: Yeah right.

(Wii Punch-Out Theme)

(CHIYO LAUGHS)

Koyomi: Anything...

(KOYOMI WHEEZES AGAIN)

Hysteria - Cerrone

Tomo: Are you one of those people who still believes in Santa?

(DRAMATIC CRASH SOUND EFFECT)

(TOMO SCREAMS, KAGURA GRINDS)

Tomo: Soooo cooooooold.

Matthew: Do they even care about their jokes? Koyomi: Now, how did we go straight from Language...

Tomo: Who knows? Koyomi: Now, how did we go straight from Language...

Matthew: WHAT THE HELL?!

Cloud 9 - Jamiroquai

WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS

AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR

GOOD TIDINGS WE BRING TO YOU AND YOUR KING

Harkinian: You s-- Nostalgia Critic: It's not worth it.

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정인영 결혼, 배지현·서현진 '아나운서 출신 ★' 결혼 풍년 - Duration: 2:19.

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AI Companion Robot Pororot - Duration: 5:04.

What would it be like if AI robots were your friends?

This is no longer a story from a sci-fi movie.

(SOV) "I'm your Pororot."

(" .")

Let's learn more about Korea's first AI robot of an animated character, prepping us

for a future in which humans coexist with AI robots.

On the 11th earlier this month, the Presidential Fourth Industrial Revolution Committee was

officially launched.

And there, a child-like and pure voice caught everyone's attention.

(SOV) "Who are you?

What's your name?"

( ? ?)

(SOV) "I'm Pororot, the children's president."

( .)

(SOV) "Are you a president as well?"

( ?)

(SOV) "Yes, I'm President Pororo of the children."

( . .)

It was none other than Pororot, Korea's first AI robot modeled after an animation

character.

The name Pororot is a combination of the popular character "Pororo" and "robot," and

it was created by a new startup company in Korea.

(Korean) "Pororot is a combination of "Pororo"

and "robot."

It's modeled after one of the most beloved Korean native characters, which I believe

is an innovative attempt never seen."

The robot's main feature is a speech recognition and synthesis engine, which is based on machine

learning to communicate with children and also convert texts into Pororo's voice.

As a result, Pororot can understand and interact with children, improving their language skills.

(SOV) "Can you sing your theme song?"

( .)

(SOV) "I will sing the theme song."

( )

(SOV) "Wow, it's Pororo

(" ~ ~)

(Korean) "Pororot can converse with children, read

books, play music or play simple games like word chain, which are some of its most basic

functions.

Also, it features some educational functions, including a word-guessing game for children

based on pictures."

Based on that feature, Pororot can assist children with academic studies,

(SOV) "Airplain."

(SOV) "That's right.

It's an airplane.

You are doing great " (" Airplain . )

allow parents to input text for Pororo to speak using a feature called Avata Talk, and

help parents better communicate with their children.

(SOV) "Would you like to eat some carrots?"

( )

(SOV) "Go to bed early so we can play more tomorrow

morning."

( )

(Korean) "We believe the most fundamental function

of robots is to keep people company.

Pororot can be more of a friend than assistant to children needing care.

Thus, it perfectly fulfills its core function."

Then, how was Pororot developed in the first place?

It resulted from over 2 years of hard work by Korea's top AI experts with chief marketing

officer Han Jeong-seok and engineer turned entrepreneur Jang Young-seung as the driving

forces.

(Korean) "I predicted that people would start using

robots instead of computers at home within a few years.

I saw the immense potential and value of the robotics industry, and it motivated me to

develop Pororot."

There were, however, more obstacles to overcome even after the completion of the development.

(Korean) "We had a hard time dealing with hardware

issues because we had to meet a hardware expert whenever those issues occurred, which took

a lot of time and effort."

One of the toughest obstacles was indeed the fact that AI robots are not considered real-life

applications just yet.

Therefore, consumers weren't keen to spend over $US1,000 just for an AI robot.

(Korean) "We were skeptical about the interest of domestic

consumers in robots that cost over US$1,000 each because robots aren't considered everyday

applications just yet.

Therefore, we decided to develop Pororot Mini with the most simple and essential features."

Then they received advanced orders using crowdfunding prior to the official launch in December and

sold a total of 1,400 robots within just a month, raising 260% of the target goal with

115 thousand dollars.

But the innovation never stops.

The crew will continue to spark a revolution with upgraded versions of Pororot.

(Korean) "Companion robots are supposed to remedy the

loneliness of humans.

We're going to continue to tackle various challenges in order for Pororot to fulfill

that role.

I'm sure companion robots will be a household essential and part of everyone's life sooner

than we think."

Beyond merely making life easier, they hope AI robots will be good friends and companions

for people.

That's what makes us anticipate what the AI robot field will create.

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Jak wygląda korekta księgowania kosztów w SAP Business One 9.3? Demo SAP - Duration: 5:42.

Witam i zapraszam do obejrzenia prezentacji na temat zarządzania kosztami w SAP Business One 9.3.

W nowej wersji znajdziemy wiele nowych możliwości do pracy przy kontach księgi głównej.

Dla księgowań korekt kosztowych należy zachować oddzielną serię numerowania. Ta seria jest oznaczona tylko jako korekta rachunku kosztów.

Pojawiła się nowa transakcja dotycząca przeniesienia miejsca powstawania kosztów.

Przy nowej transakcji przeniesienia miejsca powstawania kosztów, flaga do korekty rachunku kosztów ogranicza tylko konta Księgi Głównej.

Nowa transakcja przeniesienia miejsca powstawania kosztów może zostać wywołana bezpośrednio z raportu dystrybucji.

Wartości domyślne mogą być ustawione tak, aby automatycznie wypełniać transakcję dostosowania rachunku kosztów, w tym zapisy księgowe.

Przyjrzyjmy się teraz scenariuszowi biznesowemu. Firma OEC Systems rozdziela rachunek za energię elektryczną na podstawie liczby pracowników w dziale.

W tym miesiącu do zespołu programistów dołączyło kilku konsultantów wspierających, którzy pomagali przy niektórych dokumentacjach.

Zarząd chce mieć pewność, że koszty są prawidłowo odzwierciedlone w różnych centrach kosztów, dzięki księgowaniu korekt na koniec miesiąca.

Zobaczmy, jak ten scenariusz wygląda w systemie SAP Business One 9.3.

Rachunek za energię elektryczną został przyjęty przez księgowego na podstawie faktury za usługę.

Znajdźmy i zerknijmy na tę fakturę w systemie.

Faktura na kwotę 100 Funtów została zaksięgowana na rachunku Elektryczność i przydzielona do działu, zgodnie z regułą dystrybucji.

Rzućmy okiem na tę regułę dystrybucji.

Jak widzimy, jest ona podzielona pomiędzy dział sprzedaży, rozwoju i wsparcia lub centra kosztowe w oparciu o liczbę pracowników w każdym dziale.

U nas będzie to 60 Funtów dla sprzedaży, 10 dla rozwoju i 30 dla działu wsparcia.

Zostaliśmy poinformowani, że w tym miesiącu niektórzy konsultanci wsparcia zostali przypisani do zespołu rozwoju, aby pomóc im w zadaniu.

Uruchomimy teraz raport dystrybucji.

Jak widać, faktura została podzielona na trzy różne centra powstawania kosztów: sprzedaży, rozwoju i wsparcia.

W tym miesiącu należy jednak zmienić ten podział tak, aby zarówno rozwój, jak i wsparcie miały taki sam koszt energii elektrycznej.

Zaznaczamy kod reguły dystrybucji i klikamy przycisk dostosowania rachunku kosztów.

Dzięki temu uruchomimy zapisy księgowe w celu dostosowania księgowania kosztów.

Księgowanie, które tutaj przedstawiamy, ma odzwierciedlać prawidłową alokację kosztów dla odpowiednich miejsc powstawania kosztów.

Musimy mieć pewność że dodatkowe 10 Funtów zostanie przydzielone działowi rozwoju.

Ta sama kwota zostanie usunięta z zespołu wsparcia. Księgowanie zostanie dokonane dla konta głównego 910100, które jest zdefiniowane jako rachunek korekty z rachunku kosztów.

Uruchomimy jeszcze raz raport dystrybucji.

W raporcie dystrybucji widzimy, że kwota dla centrum kosztów działu rozwoju wynosi 20 Funtów, podobnie jak dla serwisu.

Korekta kosztów zakończyła się sukcesem.

Jeśli korekty muszą zostać sprawdzone przed ich zatwierdzeniem, masz możliwość ustawienia polecenia księgowania w celu jego odzwierciedlenia z korektą.

Aby to zrobić musisz wejść w moduł Finanse / polecenie księgowania gdzie następnie znajdujemy i wybieramy opcję dodania pozycji korekty rachunku kosztów (dostosowania).

Pojawi nam się okno zapisu księgowego na ekranie korekt księgowania kosztów.

Funkcjonalność polecenia księgowania jest taka sama, jak w przypadku standardowego.

Dziękujemy za poświęcony czas i zapoznanie się z funkcjonalnością korekty kosztów w SAP Business One 9.3.

Zachęcamy do subskrypcji naszego kanału, aby być na bieżąco z nowościami.

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