here's something that's important to relay to children that you are not your
accomplishments you are you and the only way you are gonna get better
at accomplishing things is to be 100% honest about the amount
of effort you put in and what the actual result of that effort is whether it's a
failure or a success that does not define you that defines your
participation in this particular activity it is not you you are an
individual that will hopefully learn from all of your endeavors but you're
never gonna learn if you lie to yourself you're never gonna learn if somebody
makes this nobody scores a point and there are no winners and there are no
losers and everybody's amazing that's not good because
that's not good because there's going to be people out there that are driven and
psychotic and they're gonna get ahead there's people that are task oriented
and goal oriented and they they have an idea ahead of them gonna try to figure
out how to make this happen they have a goal they want to reach it and if you're
competing with that person in any form of life and they're not burdened down by
the bullsh that we give so many kids today they're gonna have a massive
advantage and this idea that this kid who's been coddled and treated like he's
always gonna be a winner that somehow or another they're gonna be happier is
crazy stop doing the things that you know are wrong that you could stop doing
right so it's it's a fairly it's a fairly limited attempt first of all
we're not gonna say that you know what the good is or what the truth is in any
ultimate sense but we will presume that there are things that you're doing that
for one reason or another you know are not in your best interests there's
something about them that you just know you should stop there are kind of
self-evident to you other things you're gonna be doubtful about you're not gonna
know which way is up and which way is down but there are things that you're
doing that you know you shouldn't do now some of those you won't stop doing for
whatever reason you don't have the discipline or maybe there's a secondary
payoff or you don't believe it's necessary or it's too much of a
sacrifice or you're angry or resentful or or afraid who knows so forget about
those for now but there's another subset that you could stop doing it might be
little thing well that's fine stop doing it and see
what happens and what will happen is your vision will clear a little bit and
then something else will pop up in your field of apprehension that you will also
know you should stop doing and that you could stop doing because you've
strengthened yourself a bit by stopping doing the particular stupid thing that
you were doing before that just puts you together a little bit more and you could
do that repeatedly for an indefinite period of time and and you know that
doesn't necessarily mean that you're going to ever be able to formulate a
clear and final picture of what constitutes the truth and the good but
it does mean that you'll be able to continually move away from what's
untruth and what's bad and you know well that's not a bad start I was a fool in
my 20s I was such I had such low self-esteem and I was trying to find my
way just as all 20 year olds are how old are you I'm gonna be 20 you're gonna be 20
you're not even 20 no not yet
so this is the thing I would say to experience the 20s as an adventure in
learning about yourself it really is the opportunity where you get to discover
who you are what you want to do what your passion where your passion lies
you're supposed to do things figure out this doesn't really feel like where I'm
supposed to be in my life and then move on
listening to your instincts is really key in your 20s so that you don't mess
yourself up you know for really truly I did all my awful stuff including drugs
and wrong men and it's about discovering who you are and not giving over your
power to someone else and believing that anybody else defines your life that just
shows you again so much for it can't be done this is why I try to tell you
anything and everything can be done if you can visualize it and if you believe
in yourself it was the same thing again when I ran for governor you can imagine
when I went on at the night show and I announced that I'm gonna run for
governor of the great state of California people came to me afterwards
says you're crazy you don't announce something like this
under the night show you have an official press conference at the State
capital plus you don't start with governorship
you go start first with mayor or with state senator and I said I don't want to
be senator I don't want to be mayor I want to be governor don't you understand
that well the rest is history I won in 2003 and I won also in 2006 let me
tell you you're going to find the naysayers in every turn that you make
don't listen just visualize your goal know exactly
where you want to go trust yourself get out there and work like hell and
break some of the rules and never ever be afraid of failure just spoke to the
USC football team and I said something in there that really caught my attention
I said something I'm sure you'll edit and make it fly because that's how you
do it D-Rock for 80 or 90% of you this is gonna be the best this is gonna be as
good as it gets this is the prime this is the best and this rant is about
timing you need to be aware of when you have your big opportunities you squeeze
so hard when you've got that moment you have to understand that you will always
change if it's terrible right now it's going to get better if it is phenomenal
right now it is going to get worse that is just the way it's always been
I'm not smart it's just history so please if you take anything out of this
mini little rant for D-Rock it's about timing recognize your moments and strike
that has absolutely been the foundation of my success whether it was selling my
baseball cards when I just felt it whether it was the Internet itself
whether it was other things like starting Vaynermedia when I had all
these other opportunities but I wanted to triple down on my strengths during
this golden era sometimes they're fun sometimes they're taking a step back in
theory but it's all about knowing when to go all-in and the one thing we get is
regret when we didn't squeeze our best opportunity so when you're a football
player at USC that is a big time an opportunity because most of you don't go
to the league and most of you aren't successful in the league and this is
your apex and whether you're a manager in a store right now whether you're a
great student in high school whether you're awfully pretty right now but you
know you're not going yes pretty one day I'm being serious now
I know this is silly but when you have your best situation
when you have the leverage you need to strike and when you don't you don't pout
you put in the work to rebuild your next leverage I had YouTube I had Twitter and
when they weren't as big anymore I didn't cry that Instagram or Snapchat
came I put in the work to build myself back up and matter in that ecosystem and
now that I've got the Instagram moment again I'm pounding I'm pounding harder
than I did the last time because I learned because when pattern recognition
from experience you get better and so if this can inspire you if you're good
right now quadruple down and if it's not stay quiet and build and look for that
moment when you know it's good pound I need you to be very honest about
where you are in terms of what you're trying to do like where are you so for
those of you who like I want to be a millionaire I just need you to really be
like think through where are you financially like in terms of financial
literacy where are you in terms of financial discipline where are you and
in your past where are you do you spend money you don't have
so I heard somebody said he said today I thought it was fun right somebody was
talking about and I'm talking about mentality I need y'all to hear me can you can
you lift your own weight right can you lift your own weight so somebody would
say it like yo I don't know why y'all on the phone all proud of the fact that you
could change your own oil like why would you want to change your oil anyway
that's not your job right and somebody was like well I saved 140 dollars
he like saved one hundred and forty dollars but what if you made two
hundred and fifty dollars an hour no hear what I'm saying why would you
change your own oil to save 140 dollars when it took you three hours to do it
and somebody like yo so you said you always and I said look let me jump in
like I ain't trying to be disrespectful but first of all I didn't go to school
to change oil that ain't my job that's somebody's job let my man do his job
somebody else said that when he changed your oil because he went to school
there's some other stuff other the engine that he's see that you don't see
when you change the oil so why you saved a hundred and forty dollars you
miss something else that he would have helped you catch so that the life of
your car so you changed your oil but you didn't notice the three or four the
things that was missing I said look let's not talk about you
saving 140 here's the challenge you can't pull your own weight the challenge
is you shouldn't have a car that costs you a hundred and forty dollars to
change the oil when you ain't got a hundred forty dollars to change the oil you shouldn't
have that car in the first place why do you have a vehicle that the oil
costs 140 and you can't afford it why would you buy something that you got to
change the oil that's not your job and you know why you're doing it because
it's no longer a car to you now it's a status symbol and so we dealing with
something deeper you can't hold your own weight you bought something you can't
afford why the deeper issues because you got a self-esteem problem and so you got
shortcuts so you drive a car to make it look like you somewhere you are but when
you actually there you ain't gotta have a car that look like you there cuz you
there no hear what I just said when you're there you don't have to look like
you there cuz you there but when you're not there you can't pick your own weight
up you have to do stuff and now you didn't messed up your whole credit
because you bought a car so that people can think you somewhere that you not and
you've destroyed your whole future then if you can hold your own weight you can
drive around in a Ford Fusion and be I'm talking about comfort like a Range Rover
you can have that joy like a Range Rover
you getting out the Ford Fusion like what like you in a 745 like what
why because you ready are you hearing me you ready
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Have you any idea of the mess you just did?
Ah, well... when you do your job badly and everybody hears about it...
The son of a...
All right, do your job...
piss off
I'm fed up with people working here!
It supposed to be a vacation place
I hope this woman will get a frying pan in the head, multiple times...
can't stand her face
Oh yeah, that's true...
That guy is amazing!
He says : "Those are human beings, they're children... give me five more grands"
"Dollmaker?!"
Wait...
WHY IS HE DOING NOTHING THAT JERK?!
Well yes... They never saw them doing it
She's taking her sweet time to say it...
On the other hand she said "fuck"
YOU SEE THAT?!
THAT WOULD BE THE REACTION OF ALFRED PENNYWORTH
IF HE SAW COPS COMING TO GODDAMN WAYNE MANOR!
I'm picturing a monkey riding a race horse
and that's pretty funny!
By the way... just a detail
I don't know... maybe there's some people who know how to hold a gun...
But if he's holding it like that... He's going to take the backfire heavily in the face...
Yeah like that
You all push them in the sewer hole...
WAIT!
DISAPPOINTED!!
When did they caught her?! Oh no, they caught everybody...
I'm afraid of dogs because I'm a Cat!!
When you will be finished
With your shitty metaphor
on Catwoman, give us a sign please...
And for an episode named "Selina Kyle" we don't see her that much for now...
Wait, is he the mayor, or...
Yeah... yeah...
Looks like Nixon...
Anyway in Gotham...
For those who still didn't get the meaning of this goddamn tv show...
Nobody's nice except Gordon!
Everybody means ill to everybody
that's right... especially kids.
Oh, no... please...
I heard children were suffering... I came here to insult them.
If you stopped insulting him every 30 seconds, maybe...
This invitation... short as fuck
looks like a Sims game
"Want a meeting?" "Yeah" "All right"
Noo, Batman doesn't listen to Metal
It's Batmetal!!
Noo!!
IT'S BATMETAL!!
It's only when he watches the Little Mermaid he listens to Batmetal
IT'S BATMETAL!!
Like JDG said for John Doe
That boy wasn't there on the previous shot
Yeah, that's what I thought too
I was saying, strange she didn't get at the window.
Ah, that's the thing she stole
From who?
Dunno...
That's the thing we saw her playing with at the beginning
Joking aside, it's like that to attack the eyes...
or like that
Already saw her that actress... She plays in The Conjuring
Never saw The Conjuring
Nice movie...
Wait, wait, did she threatened a kid with a gun?!!
Yeah, yeah...
I didn't notice because of her crazy face
Well that's said
Well that's clear, kids
I imagine that so well in a classroom
"Next one talking gets a bullet in the head"
That you suck...
Fuck it, you're all useless
Useless, corrupt
You imagine if the architects were that incompetents
The Wayne Building...
Isn't he a bit Wormtail in Harry Potter?
Yeah a little
That they'll eat the children
Excuse me... The way she appeared made me burst laughing
Doesn't it look like Lucifer's trident?
Yeah that's a devil symbol...
The Deathly Hallows!
It's not a fork, it's a trident!!
What?! Took you this long to figure that out?!!
Took out the eyes
Hit her again!!
We talked about Varys' teleportation!
I would've hit her again and again, that bitch
WHERE ARE THEY?!!
What?
They eat children
They're all consainguineous, that it?!
That cross leg...
She just did Basic Instincts!
I'm 13 but I already have my priorities
Fuck it...
I believe they tried to do a...
an Arya, Game of Thrones way... but...
Where did he... Ah... Newspapers.
He kept one alive
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS...
shitty kidnapper... "If 10 000 is too high, we can make an arrangement"
8000... 9000...
I'm still hearing the name of Pepper Mario...
Black Mask...
Roman Sionis
If they use his name, it'll be Roman Sionis
Of course
Well...
By the way, Roman Sionis wouldn't be really logical,
because he's the same age as Bruce, normally
How to put it...
More I get into the show, the more I ask myself
The more I understand the people who tells me it's bad
The more I understand people who says it's good
Because it's the most inconsistent Tv Show I ever saw in my life
There are good moments
Really well made, and then there's others
when you bash your head against a wall because of how STUPID it is
So, first thing's first...
Let's start with the ending
Stop it with cliffhangers we already know
Like Penguin survived... Oh my God, he survived : cliffhanger...
Catwoman saw the Wayne's murderer
Oh my God, she saw the Wayne's murderer : cliffhanger
If that's just it... No need to make a cliffhanger guys
True
Then
What happened in this episode we will remember... And I mean things we will remember
They hit Fish's lover
Yes...
That put aside
The episode is called Selina Kyle
Because it's the first episode where she has lines...
And because it's the first episode where she walks on the ground
Like you said, they TOTALLY put in first place
her Gollum side
second point, Selina Kyle we see her for once talk and act
And she is well written...
It's well written... Maybe a bit too naughty for a 13 years old girl
That's true, the woman side did bother me a little on that side
No, it's not that... Teaser more than naughty... Teaser
for a 13 years old girl
Agreed
I think that may be a bit early
No Selina Kyle I rather like her... It's one of the rare character I'm actually fond of in the story
Knowing that I like in that order : Gordon
Gordon's well written
Selina Kyle, Edward Nigma...
and... still...
I like him a lot
No, no...
I find him useless for now
For now
Well he doesn't serve to any purpose. I'm sorry
He's just there to...
He analyzed...
He's just here sometimes to say : "hello"
"I might become important someday in the story"
He helped them to find the ATP which led them to the...
They could've given that part to another guy...
Some guy from GCPD
Not an obligation to put Edward Nigma in the GCPD
to justify his existence from Day 1 in the story
Ah, yes...
I see what you mean.
I like the idea that he's often there
That he's often there as a villain, all right,
or as a guy who's going to become a bad guy, all right
I like seeing him as an analyst
But I find him useless
He doesn't serve to anything... He's just there
Ok, there's Edward Nigma... Great. You see Poison Ivy
Poison Ivy... She technically was useless in the first episode
Just to say her father was bad
Not even that
That we could see
We just had to see the black eye of the...
By the way...
That's something I reproach too much...
That I WILL REPROACH THIS TV SHOW because it's doing it too much
It's : they say too much
Instead of showing us... "Show, don't tell"
For example, this...
Poison Ivy says her daddy is bad and the next moment we see the woman with the black eye
Honestly you show the woman with the black eye at the door, and I won't think her guy is Santa Claus
"Oh, oh, oh motherfucker"
No because there are some scenes...
like the first scene when we started with Bruce Wayne burning his hand
We could see the director wanted his symbolic moment
wanted his moment
the future Batman
But the show is about Gordon!
Not about Bruce Wayne
Bruce Wayne, just seeing him in a corner
We know he's Batman and we just need to see all the comics
that are released right now, every month, etc
To know he's Batman, and know what will happen to him in the future
What more is there?
Batmetal!
It's making him look like a parody, Bruce Wayne
Yeah
Looks like a parody, like Batmetal in fact...
It looks like a parody...
Now as you said, I'm expecting him to go under the sea and beat the crap out of the Little Mermaid
Now, the good parts, because
we kinda spit on it, so now the good parts
I liked it
Because there are some... First
First of all : I wasn't bored
That's like episode one, not boring
That's true that I do spit on the episodes
I do spit on Alfred Pennyworth which IS STILL BADLY DONE
But... It's not boring
There's rythm, it's well made, well edited, the technique is good
The visuals are beautiful... The actors are good
EVEN Alfred Pennyworth is a good actor
And most of all, we were confronted to our first
REAL villains
of the story
Penguin...
No.
No, the couple of....
AH YES, the couple
I don't know how to call them so we'll say the couple
She's a Nazi...
That's it!
As soon as I saw them, I said
They have faces to eat children... Didn't think it was THAT CLOSE to reality
No but I think
they really bet on the fact that they will eat children
Then : "oh look, a plate and a fork"
But on that, I'm sorry I'm still putting the bullshit malus
Because I see the thing, I say : that's not a fork
If you see a fork drawn like this
and you believe that's a fork, you have a IQ of 2
You can't even recognize an elementary form
But even Gordon, it took him hours to figure out...
Yeah, we saw it... We said "weird looks like Lucifer's trident"
You said "looks like something from Lucifer", I said "yes, that's a demonic thing"
"It's a trident that..."
Yeah, immediately we said : "yeah it's not a fork..."
Lucifer hasn't got a fork. He's got a trident
Yeah, so I'm again disappointed
Because I thought they were going to add Killer Croc
I would've loved to see Killer Croc in a realistic version
Other than Suicid Squad
No, no... Realistic
Because there's realistic versions where it's a black guy, covered in crocodile tatoos
who is cannibal
Hmm, no I like the mutated version
So the couple
Well we haven't got much about them
Well, there's the woman I remember... The man it's a freaking lamp post...
He's a sidekick that guy... He's her Robin!
Last detail, and I think it'll be the last because I can't see anything else
I think there isn't much to be said
For this, it's something that pisses me WAY off in this show, and that's the
Everybody is dumb, everybody is corrupt
Of the entirety of Gotham administration
I'm just going to put things back in their place
Simply, Gotham is
plagued to the bone by its criminality
But its politicians try to fix things up!
That's just WHY the politicians are getting killed
It's the principle in Gotham, and there!
The mayor is a pure jerk
He's Richard Nixon
The Police Captain is... is...
corrupt to the bone
Corrupt to the asshole!! and...
Really the police captain who says
that's it ? you killed that guy?
That's right, he's in the program
"Hey, did you commit a crime?! That's good!"
Well, I think we can end it there
I think so too
Well still impatient to see the rest and we'll discover it next time...
Well, we say see you in the next critic and see you soon
See you soon on Geek Worlds
And once again, I say, I critic, but in fact
I laugh... So, Bye everyone!
Bye! Ciao!
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ردة فعل كوريين على سعد لمجرد لمعلم / Saad Lamjarred - LM3ALLEM - Duration: 5:46.
Hey guys this is Steve
I've got a request of doing a reaction on MV from Middle East
I heard that this MV is super famous around Middle East.
Just can't wait to find out!
Let's get started!
Lamjaared
The guy is on the motorcycle running away from someone?
His outfit is very unique, it's very colorful
where is he going?
I see characters that I can't read at all...
It's very colorful
I like the rhythme
The dancers are dancing gentley
I really like those colors
Why are ladies pointing at the men? Any reason?
He is very handsome, manly
I'm very curious what they are talking about here
Everyone is enjoying, dancing
Can anyone tell me what this means
This song is very unique
it's very addictive
They are just full of energy!
Oh! old lady with sewing machine Swaggg!
Clothes they wear are very colorful and fancy
Their music style is very unique! I like it!
Wow what is that?
They are drinking bottle of soda?
Old lady is all hyped up
Everyone is joyful but I don't know why lyric would have explained it
I saw his type of hat the man is wearing
It's the same hat the characters were wearing in animation Aladdin from Disney
What do you call these clothes? I really want one
I want the clothing that ladies are wearing they are very colorful
I think they are for fashionistas, trend setters
Their dances are very active yet calm
hmm what is he up to?
Wow, they are such a great dancers
I think this song is a mixture of both hiphop and traditional Arabic music
It's very different from other songs that I've heard
it's very unique
I can feel Arab from this song.
I've grew up only listening to K-pop all my life but I've never heard anything like this
He is riding a motorcycle
It's very addictive! I like it
Manlab!?
Wow it's really interesting!
I really liked the colorfulness of the MV
As a Korean citizen who've exposed to K-pop and Billboard charts all my life
This is first time listening to music from Middle East and it was very addictive
The song make me feel comfortable. I don't know why
and also hype me up get me to dance
I'm so sad that I get to know these songs now..
So, I've just listened to Saad Lamjarred's super famous song
It was hiphop based(?) I think and I really like the beat
It makes me want to dance
and I'm really curious about the lyric. What is it about
If I knew the lyrics then I would enjoyed this song even more. I really liked it
I've justed watched the MV and
Colorfulness really caught my eyes
I thought it was very fancy.
and I heard Malab(?) a word something like this repeating.
I'm really curious what that means. If anyone want to help us out please comment below for answers
Thank you for your suggestions! we really had fun watching
If you suggest us more MV to watch we will always check them out so please suggest us for more
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The truth is right no one is perfect.
There are people who are caught there are people who are not caught of doing things.
errrr if you go and ask any dad or mom: Have you ever get yourself involved in any crime
in the past, most of them would have unless probably they are locked up in a room and
they are not going out anywhere.
Maybe a petty crime of somewhere you know they would have done something so in a way
most of us are in guilty its just that some got caught some dont.
Right.
Sooo err its very err hard for us to judge those who actually get caught and then thinking
the rest are not.
So all of us have imperfections err you know in the bible it also says err there was there
was a story of this guy err this group of religious, high , mighty leaders who asked
jesus you know "eh should we throw throw stone at at this lady because she is a prostitute
" right because in the old testament, old culture whether its muslim they still believed
in the same old er testament er stoning is one way to err punish.
ofcourse Christians dont use that anymore.
But so they were asking whether to stone her or not since she was a prostitute and jesus
said err whoever has not done any crime , any wrong before , any sin before . You can be
the first to throw the stone and everybody just drop their stone and left because everybody
is guilty of sinning.
For doing something wrong in life.
So no one can judge someone else because everyone else is guilty of some kind of sin and so
we cant pin point these people or children suffering and make them feel guilty.
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Elvis Presley - Where Did They Go Lord (Alt take) [ CC] - Duration: 2:21.
The words of her promise, the flame of her faith
The love that would never drift away
Where did they go Lord, where did they go
Somehow forever slipped out of my hands
And my dreams ran away with the wind
Where did they go Lord, where did they go
You know sometimes I wish I had lost her to another
Well but Lord she just walked off all alone
The heart that's within me is not bitter, is just empty
And bewildered because her love is gone
The passion I trusted, the truth that I leaned on
And the hope that would forever keep me strong
I cry out my questions, oh, the answers are all gone
Where did they go Lord, tell me where did they go
Where did they go Lord, tell me where did they go
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OnePlus 3T Unboxing & Impressions | Malayalam (മലയാളം) - Full HD ( With English Subtitles) - Duration: 5:01.
Hi All.
Today I am going to unbox the budget flagship smartphone, Oneplus 3T.
The smartphones released by the chinese Company called Oneplus, are generally
called as flagship killers.
Its because, the smartphones developed by OnePlus
are capable enough to compete with the flagship phones released by Samsung, Apple etc.
All the features of these flagship phones, are there in OnePlus as well.
And, the price of OnePlus phones are much cheaper than other Flagship Phones.
OnePlus phones became an industry hit, because of this reason.
Lets start with the unboxing!
The "Red and White", design strategy followed by OnePlus looks modern and promising.
The unboxing experience is just awesome!
The first thing inside the box is the phone itself.
Lets look at the device.
It follows a sleek and slim design profile.
This deisgn is actually similar to the deisgn of iPhone 6/ iPhone 6s.
According to me, the only flaw in this design is the camera bump.
Now, lets keep the phone aside and see what all
things are there in this box.
Since, the Phone is assembled in India,
the charging block is the Indian one itself.
This is a letter from CEO of OnePlus,
welcoming us to the OnePlus family
Fast charging enabled DASH charger comes along with
this device.
Its a 5V Charging block.
And it has USB C port, which is reversible,
Now a days, every flagship smartphones comes with
USB C Port itself.
Lets look at what's there in this red box.
It contains the paperworks of the device like,
quick start guide, security info, dash chage info etc.
We also get a Sim ejector tool in this box.
There is a plastic backcover like setup in the box
so as to protect the Phone.
Now, lets switch on the device.
You can see the Oneplus logo in the booting window.
After all the initial setup process
I updated the phone to Oxygen 4.1.7./ Nougat(1.5 gb)
Lets look at the basic features of the phone.
| The Amazon link for purchasing OnePlus 3T is given in the description |
| Links for purchasing the suggested backcover and tempered glass are given in the description. |
You can open any number of apps at a time
and the phone will work just fine.
Its because of the powerful processor and RAM capability.
It has got a volume rocker button and
a patterned button for switching to Silent profile
just like the one in iPhones.
OnePlust 3T is a feature rich phone.
When we compare this phone with the Oneplus 5
the only major difference is the Camera capability.
OnePlus 5 has dual cameras
and the capability of taking portrait pictures.
However, there are third party applications to click portrait pictures in OnePlus 3T as well.
Considering all these factors, for Rs.25000
this is one of the best phones in the market.
If you have any doubts related to this phone
or for any other tech assistance
you can post a comment under this video.
Thanks for watching!
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1 . Baking Soda And Honey
Baking soda is incredibly effective in reducing the darkness of the skin.
Honey works extraordinarilywell in combating with
sunburn and shield your skin from the harm of the sun.
Formaking this restorative, take some sodium hydrogen
carbonate and blend it with honey.
combine it well.
Then,apply on the skin that is affected.
Let it dry for a few time ideally quarter-hour and sorinse off
victimisation water.
Apply this double per week to note higher results.
2.
Baking Soda And Lemon The bleaching properties of lemon and hydrogen
carbonate work marvel in lightening your skin.Take '/2 cup hydrogen
carbonate and blend it with some juice.
combine it well and apply on theaffected area- Leave it for
few minutes- Then, wash the affected space exploitation water.
Regular application of this mask is incredibly useful
in lightening your skin.
3.
Baking Soda And Strawberry Baking soda at the side of strawberry is extremely
effective in eliminating impurities and dirt fromyour skin-
this mix conjointly lightens the complexion of your skin- For
this, take 1strawberry sand one tablespoon sodium hydrogen carbonate.
combine each these ingredients well.
Then, applythis paste on the affected space.
Gently massage for a few time in circular motions- when
that, wash mistreatment cool water and so pat dry your skin.
4.
Baking Soda And Tomato The combination of hydrogen carbonate and
tomato works astonishingly well in supplying you with instant glowto
your skin.
to arrange this pack, first off squeeze the juice of tomato.
Add this juice tothe one teaspoon hydrogen carbonate.
combine each these ingredients o.k..
Then, unfold equally onyour face and leave it to
dry for a few time ideally quarter-hour.
After that, wash your faceusing traditional water.
This method ought to be followed on regular basis
to fancy desired results.
5.
Baking Soda And Oat Flour The combination of each bicarbonate of soda
and oat flour is incredibly effective in removing dead cellsfrom the skin.
Thus, it activates the cells to lighten the skin.
to arrange this pack, take2 tablespoons oat flour and add it to one tablespoon bicarbonate
of soda.
combine these ingredients terriblywell.
Apply this put on your face and let this pack dry for a few time- Then, take away your face
victimization traditional water.
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cut my hair .:animation meme:./pmv animatic | vent [TW: self-harm] - Duration: 1:05.
hey if you wanna know what's up keep these on
hey if you wanna know what's up keep these on
hey if you wanna know what's up keep these on
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hey if you wanna know what's up keep these on
hey if you wanna know what's up keep these on
i try to like school, and studying but i just end up a huge mess
i was always first or second honors but since high school started, i lost hope in myself
i was always first or second honors but since high school started, i lost hope in myself
my mom would ALWAYS scold me if i got a grade lower than 90 %
now i just want it to be over. it all to end.
i try to tell myself that i'll be ok, everythjng'll be fine. i was the only one who could comfort me
i try to tell myself that i'll be ok, everythjng'll be fine. i was the only one who could comfort me
i 've considered self-harm before and i still do.
i've also considered suicide, as well as attempted it.
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NICE DAY FOR CARSPOTTING IN TANGIER! - Duration: 7:33.
Hello Guys, Welcom To a new video
I'll Not say Vlog because its been a long time it's been a long time i didn't upload a video
I hope you are fine
I miss you a lot
its been a long time it's been a long time i didn't upload a video
Because...
I sold my camera
I will not lie to you, and I tell you another reason
I wanted To buy another camera better than old one
Al-Hamdulilah Im back
almost two weeks i didn't appear
Actually....
To be honnest bro's, in that weeks
i did not get out to spotting
If i get out , i get out with my friend who don't love cars
guys , an E63S over there
E63S AMG
4MATIC 2017
E63 amg
Gle 63AMG
I found
This
C63
Look at the WHELLS
I'm back ,we still on the road, look at this mustang
Ford mustang , its not a big thing
its a muscle Car
Gle / Lamborghini Gallardo
Performante
Lamborghini gallardo performante
AND
Gle 63 amg
anyways guys its just a combo
And im still walking , and there it is a C63s eD1
Its Crazy
Ohh Aventador S
GOT EMM Hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
polaris slingshoot
C63s
Audi R8
NICEEEEE
Us You can see
I shooted All cars what i found
Im still here don't worry
And now im going to a place
im going to a place
To see if any cars there
Actually , i miss my hobby so so mush
I miss Youtube
Anyway ,Im still with you
Click Like
Share the video with your friend if you want
us you can see i'm here
A big place
Only tangier people who know it
I Found
This, C63 Coupé Amg
Its very Dirty
Its Alone here , i don't know who keep it here
Ohhh, Guess what i found
Ferrari F12
Ferrari F12
Berlinetta
Oh Shit
Its A nice Day for cars Spotting
F12
There is Porsche
Porsche 718
i'm going back home , im tired
Guess what i Found
I found rs6
Audi RS6 and behind it porsche
Porsche 911 4s
Here they are
Its dark now
the camera have a light
Anyway guys, if you like the video
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im back to you
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3 Ways to Monetize Your Website - Duration: 11:24.
hi, it's addi ganley here, good morning from addiganley.com where I love teaching
entrepreneurs how to create smarter systems have more success with less
sacrifice so today I'm gonna talk about three ways that you can monetize your
website so this is one of the biggest questions I receive on my blog
people are always asking me how I got started monetizing my site what I'm
doing now what works and what doesn't work. So today I kind of just wanted to
share three different ways that you can monetize your website and figure out
what's gonna work best for you so I have tried a ton of different ways i've
had my blog, frugal fanatic since 2011 and since that time I've
tried numerous ways to monetize my site so today I'm gonna share three.
Whether you are just getting started with monetizing or maybe you've tried a
couple different ways and you kind of haven't figured out what works best for
you or what you want to actually spend a lot of time and energy and doing I'm
gonna share three different ways okay so let's just get into it the first way is
advertising and this is actually my least favorite way to make money with a
website so I have my frugal fanatic site which I've had since 2011 and that
actually has ads on the website it earns money month after month for me so it
sounds great because it's a passive revenue stream but in order to make
money with it you do have to have a large volume of traffic so that's why I
say it's my least favorite way because what advertising is is you will put an
ad code on your website so you can work with like Google Adsense, adthrive, and I
think there's one called mediavine there's a bunch of different ad
companies and they'll give you a code and you can put those on your site and
when someone clicks on the ads then you'll earn a commission or a certain
amount of money which normally is like pennies. So in order to earn money you
really really need to have a lot of traffic so that's why I say it's my
least favorite way because you need to have a ton of traffic and then people
need to be clicking on these ads and if they're clicking on the ads that means
they are then leaving your website so they're not signing up for your email
list or not reading your blog post or not getting to know you or your site
they're clicking on this ad and you're just earning a couple pennies so this is
definitely my least favorite way because you kind of expect to make a lot of
money and you don't and I I learned that the hard way whenever I put ads on my
site years and years ago. I put them on and I was like oh this would be awesome
I'm just gonna stick these ads on my site and then I will earn money from it
and within like a three or four months time I think I earned like a hundred
dollars and yeah a hundred dollars is cool I mean it's better than having
nothing but for three months of sending thousands of people away from my
site it didn't do much for me so if you go to my throat with next site you will
see I have ads on there because I have built up the traffic since 2011 - now on
that site so I am making a decent amount of money reoccurring month after month
from those ads but again I'm still sending people away so on my addiganley.com
site I don't have any ads I like to focus on my own products and the things
that work really well for me what you want to talk about in a minute but that
is a way that you can monetize your site. Again it's my least favorite it's kind
of spammy I mean you have lots of ads on your site it confuses your audience
they're not sure where they should be clicking or what it actually is so
that's the first way the second way I want to talk about is products and
services so this is something that I waited a really long time to do on my site
so I didn't offer my own product or course until I believe it was the
end of 2015 so I made a little budgeting spreadsheet which I sell on my frugal
fanatic site and then I also created my first course at the beginning of 2016 so
I definitely waited really really long to do this and it's actually one of the
most profitable ways to earn money online because you make the money from
what you create so you're setting the pricing you're setting the advertising
budget the marketing you're doing everything for it and you can earn that
money and you're not sending or taking away a part of the
commission for somebody else and it lets you be creative let you create your own
products to fit your audience needs and that's kind of why I wait a little bit
to do my own products and services because I wasn't sure what to offer my
audience so I didn't want to just rush in to like sell anything to make money
so I waited years upon years to create
anything because I just wasn't sure how I could serve them what product I could
offer but it is a great way to make money so you could do like online
courses you could do digital products physical products you could offer
coaching or one-on-one services small mastermind groups whatever you feel is
not only gonna serve your audience but feel really good for you because you
don't want to just put out a product with the intentions of making money
you're still gonna be serving your audience so that's kind of one of the
reasons why I waited I didn't want to just put anything out there I wanted it
to align with my brand and with my goals and what I wanted to do so this is
definitely a major way that I have diversified my own income online because
up until like a year and a half ago or two years ago I didn't have anything to
offer and now I have a ton of different like small products to serve my audience
I have online courses I've offered one-on-one services I have a mastermind
group and I realized that's a lot of fun having your own products and services
it's really cool to be able to create what you know is gonna help your
audience and then see them get results with your products or services so that's
another way that you can monetize your site and I definitely recommend doing
that way because again it's more profitable especially compared to
advertising and then once you have your own products and services you can
definitely scale your business and start to grow it larger once you have a
product to offer the third way I wanted to talk about today and this is my
favorite way and that is affiliate marketing so if you've been around my
addiganley.com site you see that I talked about affiliate marketing all the time
and that's because this was one of the things that kind of took my business to
the next level so like I told you I started with advertising and I didn't
earn a lot of money and I was like okay this isn't gonna work for me like how is
everyone else doing this online like what can I do I have a limited amount of
time I have small children that I have to take care of and they come first a
for my business so I needed to kind of build something that works passively in
the back end so this is when I turn to affiliate marketing so this is when you
recommend a product or service from another business or another company and
anyone who purchases it through your link you receive a commission for it so
it can be like a percentage like 10% 30% 50% or it could be like a flat fee so if
someone purchases using your affiliate link you might earn $25 or $100
depending on the product so that kind of is what I think marketing is all about
is you are essentially recommending a product to your audience to solve a
problem they're having when it's not something that you're gonna create
yourself so you don't have your own products or services and you can
recommend an affiliate product and this is actually a great way to get started
if you're just starting out monetizing your site because you don't have the
overhead you don't have to spend a lot of time creating a new product or
service you can just start to look for affiliate partners from maybe products
that you've tried things that you use and you love and you can start
recommending this your audience that you know is gonna actually help them and get
them a good result so I know a lot of people are afraid to try if you like
marketing because they feel like it's spammy and they don't want to be selling
their audience but essentially you're solving a problem and you're helping
them and you're still serving them as long as you do it with integrity and
you're not just trying to sell them out with some sort of product it can work
really really well so for me it was one of the best options because I was able
to create different passive revenue streams using affiliate marketing where
it didn't require me to be my computer in working hours upon hours every single
week or every single day because I just didn't have the time and now it has
built upon each other where I earn this reoccurring Commission or have these
passive revenue streams where I don't have to trade my hours for dollars
anymore it just kind of happens in the backend of my business so at the end of
last year affiliate marketing was more than 58 percent of my revenue for the
year so it's definitely a great solution if you're looking to get started with
monetizing your site because it's super simple
again there's no overhead you don't have to spend months creating a product and
then launching it and then trying to do all kinds of marketing for it there's
some strategies that you can just put in place and then start to earn that money
so that you do have the time to create your own
product or service or spend the time on what you enjoy doing best in in your
business so it's really really allowed me to build my business and to earn
money without having to be st. a computer and working so much because I
have a limited amount of time I work maybe three hours a day if that and then
not on weekends so I always try to find different strategies that are gonna work
where I don't have to physically be here as much just because it's just not
possible at this time in my life so there are so many different ways for you
to monetize your site those are just three I wanted to talk about today and
again affiliate marketing is my favorite way and if you are just getting started
or you want to get started with affiliate marketing you can download my
affiliate starter guide I put the link there also put it in the comments below
when this is done but the affiliate starter guide will help walk you through
all the different steps so that you can start to implement affiliate marketing
on your site and then start to monetize your content so that's just like a free
download to help you get started but again that's like my favorite way
you don't have to use that way if you don't want to um I just really like it
because it's allowed me to build this business and not have to again like sit
there and build these launches and do a ton of products um it's just really
allowed me to have these revenue streams happening all the time and then I don't
have to go back and edit in fixings and it's actually a lot of fun because you
get to recommend products to your audience that you know we're gonna help
them and you know they're gonna see a result with us and you didn't have to
create it or take the time to do a lot of the work so again the three ways
we're advertising your own products and services in affiliate marketing
so there's definitely other ways out there I did do sponsored content in the
past I've done collaborations to earn money there's a ton of different things
but I definitely recommend starting with one and figuring out what's gonna work
for you and putting a lot of time and energy into doing that before you trying
to like throw up ads and do affiliate marketing and creating your own product
because it'll become very overwhelming and it'll be hard to do all of them so I
did advertising I realize it wasn't working
and then I put all my time and energy into affiliate marketing and was able to
make a huge difference in what I was doing and how I was gonna earn money
online so that's all for today thank you so much for being here and again you can
download the affiliate starter guide and enjoy the rest of your week
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(Gyenggi-do Hwaseong)
GH: Hello!
GH: I can't do things like this!
GH: Where are we now, Sewoon~?
GH: Yes, we're now in a dinosaur museum (in Gyeonggi-do Hwaseong)
GH: We've become a good opportunity for a magazine called 'Singles'
GH: Sewoon hyung and I have come to Hwaseong (in Gyeonggi-do)!
GH: Now here, is an empty hollow field
GH: I'm very excited!
GH: Hyung, are you excited?
SW: I'm now~ Very wet with memories (t/n: idk if this is the right translations tho lol)
SW: This wide field!
SW: Isn't it just good?
(There.Is.Nothing)
SW: I think it's better than 'earth' (t/n: It's a word play. Since the city's name is 'Hwaseong' (also means Mars in Korean))
(Ing?! (what other nonsense is this?))
GH: Right The next destination is 'Jupiter'
SW: It's similar with 'earth' (alien??)
GH: To hatch a dinosaur's egg
GH: I have to put on makeup
GH: dress up and prepare for the hatch
VJ Starship: But you're hatching an egg, why do you need makeup?
GH: To hatch it coolly! (t/n: I don't understand this kid anymore lol)
GH: Haha! (embarassed)
GH: I can't do things like this! (I'm screwed ㅋㅋ)
Staff: Later both of you will have to act emotional
GH: Like this~
(Doing emotional acting?)
GH: I really studied (face expression) yesterday
SW: I'm somehow~ While doing a lot of pictorial shooting,
SW: I'm still concerned about
SW: how to make it natural
SW: Although a lot of lacking and awkward pose still come out frequently,
SW: I think it will be the future task
SW: We gotta do it!
(High five!)
VJ Starship: When Gwanghyun shot his profile picture,
VJ Starship: He took off the necklace he's never taken off before!
GH: Oh! Right~
GH: Really. This necklace's been very long!
SW: Daniel~
GH: Oh! How do you know?
SW: Lee... Lee Daniel!
GH: My baptism name is Lee Daniel
SW: Lee Daniel~!
GH: I miss Daniel hyung (because he keep on saying it)
GH: Then this watch!
VJ Starship: Did you not take it off since high school?
GH: Oh! Correct~
SW: Since he was born
GH: I've been carrying this since I was born...
VJ Starship: If you have to give this watch too Sewoon hyung, would you do that?
(Huh?! Am I not mishearing?)
VJ Starship: Can you give it as a gift?
SW: Up till here~
GH: I... I will... give one... I... ca- can buy one
(Hamster Gwanghyun stuttering with his word ㅋㅋㅋ)
GH: I... I can buy him one!
GH: The exact same watch!
SW: When a person lies, they blink their eyes a lot
GH: Ah~ Was I blinking my eyes?
SW: Yeah! You are almost like this! (t/n: SEWOON-AH HAHAHAHAH)
GH: Because this one is being used,
GH: If I have to give a gift, I have to give out a new one (of course)
SW: This one is more meaningful because you're using it (ㅋㅋ)
GH: Do you want to use it, hyung?
SW: If you give it as a gift, I will use it well~
GH: Fine! I will think about it!
GH: I cherish it a lot~
GH: Can I really find a real dinosaur egg while shooting for pictorial?
SW: This is where the dinosaurs lived? (seriously curious)
GH: There's a dinosaur under your feet even now!
GH: Spontaneously?
They're about to film a greeting video for the fans,
but a lot of eyes are looking ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
GH: How embarrassing~
(looking around~ x2)
GH: One, two, three!
Failed! (1st try)
GH: One two three! Hello, we are Sewoon and Gwanghyun!
Failed! (2nd try)
GH: One two three! Hello!
Failed!! (3rd try)
GH: One two three! We are- (Failed!! (4th try))
GH: We are Sewoon and Gwanghyun!
SW: We've come to have a pictorial shooting for Singles' August edition
GH&SW: Please wait for it! (Success!! (finally))
(God of Dancing King of Dancing)
VJ Starship: What kind of dance is this?
SW: It's a dance called 'Ant'~
GH: Hyung, can I ask a question?
GH: Do you know what's the English of anteater? x2
SW: Is there supposed to be something funny about it or~ GH: It's supposed to be funny...
SW: Really?
SW: What's the English for anteater? (asking to VJ hyung)
Anteater~ (emphasizing the R pronunciation)
OH~~ (that was kinda cool)
GH: AnteateRR SW: Anteart- beat! (anteater + heartbeat)
SW: Everyone, please look at the weather for once!
SW: Isn't it sunny?
GH: A rain dropped, though??
SW: Thunder~
GH: A thunder clapped~
GH: It's not sunny!
SW: It's very romantic!
SW: It's very romantic here!
VJ Starship: Ah~ you're putting more in~
GH: Ah~ since when are you filming my insoles?
GH: Yeah!
GH: Can I remove the insoles?
Staff: Ah~ so cute!! (even the stylist fell for Gwanghyun's charm)
SW: Isn't the slipper so pretty?
(Everything in the world looks pretty in Sewoon's eyes now)
(Look pretty here~ Look pretty there~)
(Has Sewoon fell to the beauty of slippers? ㅋㅋ)
(Me too me too bragging about slippers ㅋㅋ)
VJ Starship: Owh~ I thought you're in a living room or something!
GH: I'll introduce my house to you!
GH: That's the main door of my house!
SW: I'm going for busking now~
GH: Knock knock! (A guy who knocks at his own house!)
GH: You see here? These are our rice fields, over than 10.000 meters square
GH: Here, we grow rice and crops
GH: That's my house's pet~
GH: These are my house's slippers~
VJ Starship: What's the name of the companion dinosaur over there?
SW: It's cutie! GH: It's Ppi-ppi!
VJ Starship: Do you use shoes in the living room?
GH: Wait! I come to play in the yard!
VJ Starship: Which one is 'living room' and which one is 'yard'?
GH: There! There~ until the place where there are pets is the yard
GH: This place is the living room!
VJ: But now you're wearing shoes in your living room!
GH: Oh right! So this is the 'yard' and there is the 'living room'
GH: Earnestly, the egg-cracking has started! (finally)
(Gwanghyun cracking a dinosaur's egg in the front yard of his own house!)
GH: What I mean by 'egg' is 'the picture'. It's a phrase (t/n: according to Gwanghyun lol)
GH&SW: Fighting! (Spreading happy energy to the staffs before shooting!)
GH: I can do this! (never-ending energy ㅋㅋㅋ)
SW: Tension! Tension! GH: Tension! SW: Tension! Tension up!
GH: Gwanghyun can.do.this!
GH: Should I just walk straight?
Photographer: OMG! Staffs: Oh my, oh my (t/n: SAME HEREEEEE)
(Sewoon fell because his shoes are slippery)
??: Are you okay? SW: Yes~ I'm alright! (brightly)
(So lucky he doesn't get hurt!)
GH: Wow~
GH: He... He looked like he was posing!
VJ Starship: Wasn't it very funny that your hyung fell just now?
GH: But he pretended like he was posing~
GH: I also did a pose at the end~
(Gwanghyun who is trying out a bold pose!)
(Ing!!??? What is this? Titanic?)
(Getting the direction freely~)
(Getting a grip of each other ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ)
(Sewoon & Gwanghyun's pictorial shooting has run smoothly!
Photographer: Here comes the obstacle!
Photographer: Don't you guys know what running start is?
Photographer: Yes! That's it! So after you square off~
Photographer: What's the word for that~
SW: (We were) too hillarious!
GH: No, we have to do it coolly~
Photographer: (Sewoon) you were cool!
Photographer: (Gwanghyun) you were too-
GH: I will do it coolly!
Photographer: (Sewoon) You just have to go on to look cool~
GH: Okay~ (If Sewoon hyung is the only one who look good)
Photographer: What on earth was that pose lol
VJ Starship: (bursting out loud)
Photographer: Stop~
Photographer: Change your clothes and come back~
SW: Yes!
VJ Starship: Gwanghyun, your jump was-
GH: That? It must be weird~
GH: Look at the spot! (The spot where we landed on)
VJ Starship: Were you okay when you fell?
SW: I was deliberately striking a pose~
SW: I didn't fell~
GH: Are you really okay?
VJ Starship: Sewoon jumped well but Gwanghyun's jump
SW: I have confident in jumping!
GH: I don't have the jump force what should I do...
(Suddenly jumping lol)
SW: Jump more boldly!
GH: Wah~ I'm sweating!
(Raising their hands on the street!)
GH: Done~!
SW: I have changed my clothes!
VJ Starship: Suit you well~!
GH: I have to remove my thigh (fat) a bit~
(Huh??)
GH: Look at Sewoon's back view for once!
GH: Isn't that art? (t/n: INDEED!!)
(Sewoon who waits for the younger brother)
Let's go!
VJ Starship: He said your back view is an art
SW: Me?
SW: I feel burdened He's a suspicious friend~
GH: No no
(Strokes) SW: Oh! Where are you touching at!
SW: Be careful of the butt~
GH: Ah! I knew you're gonna say that!
SW: Ayy~
SW: First time wearing accessories!
GH: Because I have metal allergies~
GH: I'm not using anything~
GH: It's okay, because it's only for a while! (for the shooting purpose)
Staff: Right, because it's only for a while~
Staff: No! If that's so~
Staff: Because this (mine) is silver~ The next shooting will be on the court (because of his allergy) (joking)
GH: The next shooting is on the court (funny just by thinking about it)
VJ Starship: Have you ever worn a necklace jewelry before?
GH: Yes, this one Because the stylist hyung gave it to me
VJ Starship: Whether it's gold or iron, Gwanghyun can tell when it walks on his neck!
GH: Yes, then it's instantly obvious. For real.
GH: Whether it's silver or iron
GH: Gold, unfortunately, doesn't give any effect to me
(Honey will fall from your eyes that are looking at your younger brother~)
SW: It was fun~ (the pictorial shooting)
SW: Are you waiting for your younger brother?
SW: Yes
SW: I'm waiting for friend Lee.Gwang.Hyun!
Staff: Please tell me immediately if there's a problem~! (with the necklace)
GH: Yes! Got it
Photography: Do you have allergy?
GH: I'm allergic to metal
Photographer: That's a king's sickness (t/n: because kings always wear gold only so he's 'allergic to metal')
GH: Not, it isn't~
Photographer: Is it okay if it's all 24K?
GH: Yes, correct! Photographer: Woah~
Photographer: Then~ that's a king's sickness~
Photographer: We'll spill(?) GH: Yes
Staff: Wait a sec~!
VJ Starship: Does your hyung get into accident a lot?
GH: That's Sewoon's hyung only-charm!
Staff: Let's do this! GH: Yes!
GH: Fighting!
GH: Oh~ It's good, though? It's fluffy, though?
SW: Oh~ GH: Oh~ Nice!
GH: Like my room in my house!
SW:Oh! It's a spider~
GH: If you get bitten, you'll become a spiderman!
SW: Don't look at me x2
(Gwanghyun showering hyung with aegyo) SW: (not responding...)
SW: Don't play around while shooting
(At the end! He fell for his younger brother's cuteness)
SW: You're not supposed to play around during the shooting~
GH: We're being serious now!
SW: I said, don't play around while shooting!
(Feels good because his hyung receives his jokes ㅋㅋ)
GH: I'm not double-chinned, right?
Photographer: You're still good with double chin, though?
(Happy by the photographer's compliment :])
Photographer: Have you been searching? Is it because I'm the one taking pictures today?
SW: Yes! I found it through the internet!
GH: This is a motive called 'ChiChi' in Israel's traditional clothes (t/n: please correct me if I'm wrong)
VJ Starship: What kind of?
GH: The stylist has said it himself
GH: In Israel's traditional clothes, this clothe's motive is called 'ChiChi'
GH: It's that kind of cloth~
(Here~ There's even a hole on the side of the cloth. Isn't it impressive?)
VJ Starship: *gasps* You... can't do that...
Photographer: We'll take a look. If Sewoon can't do it (handstand), you have to do it
GH: You have to do well! Fighting!
SW: Oh~ Kinda scary, though
(Gwanghyun playing around with hyung :])
SW: Wait Ah~ It's scary~ T.T Staff: So cute~ (t/n: IKRRR)
Photographer: You're doing great~
(shocked) GH: Almost hit my face (in dialect)!
SW: I can't control this, Gwanghyun-ah~
GH: You can do this~
(Sewoon doing all his best for a good cut)
GH: Wow~ Done in 3 shots~ Indeed! Jung.Se.Woon!
SW: During Produce 101, we had a chance to do handstand!
SW: But after seeing Gwanghyun, I thought that I have to do this!
Photographer: It's fine! x2
Photographer: It's fine, guys, stop!
Photographer: Are you holding a leaf in your left hand?
Photographer: That leaf... That's right! Do it like that~
Photographer: Make your eyes comfortable!
Photographer: Yeah, just be comfortable
Photographer: Done~!
GH&SW: Thank you!
Staff: Change your clothes~!
(Doing a running match in the middle of this ㅋㅋㅋ)
(Pet Ppi-ppi)
GH: Like this? Photographer: Yes!
GH: I'll do it cutely!
GH: Oh yeah!
Photographer: How pretty~
(Good... everything is burnt out)
GH: The weather is extremely hot!
GH: Manner legs!
GH: I'm fine without doing that!
GH: I don't need to do the manner legs!
GH: I have adjusted it!
SW: I don't know what to do!
Photographer: You've done well~!
SW: You've worked hard!
(Hello~) (The shooting is done~)
VJ Starship: Why are you smiling like that? SW: Because it was fun
(Suprise V App for the fans!)
GH: Should I ride on the triceratops?
(Hiding hamster-hyun ㅋㅋㅋ)
(He's hiding but he can be seen ㅋㅋㅋ)
(In the middle of taking selcas)
(Hamster Gwanghyun's under the tree to avoid rain)
VJ Starship: It's been very dry for a few days!
SW: It's my diet trick!
VJ Starship: Do you do aerobics?
SW: It's not aerobics~ It's a special exercise!
SW: This is a very special type of exercise!
VJ Starship: What dance is this?
SW: A very useful dance to reduce cheek fat~
VJ Starship: Why is it an arm exercise to reduce cheeks?
SW: When you're focusing, the nerve that comes out (will burn the fat)
(Embarassing just by looking at it...)
SW: Then let's do it together for once!
(Dancing to that now?)
SW: I want to try having this hair for once
SW: It's well-set!
VJ Starship: I heard that the best shot of your picture has come out~
GH: Really~?
GH:I haven't seen it. Not even once!
GH: Later I'll give a bow to the photographer
GH: Finally, we've wrapped up the August edition for Singles!
SW: Once more, bigger! GH: Wow!
SW: Can you see the view? GH: It's really good!
SW: Here I feel like having a healing while doing the shooting
SW: Because we're filming together with the nature, how do you feel, Gwanghyun?
GH: First of all, isn't it a good opportunity to -
GH -shoot in a good place?
GH: I think I've also learnt a lot of different kinds of experience!
GH: What about you, hyung?
SW: First of all, since I'm shooting with Gwanghyun
SW: I keep on smiling during the shooting
SW: I struggled a bit to endure it
SW: But since we're shooting together,
SW: I am more willing to do it
SW: I'm also thinking if the good chemistry and energy come out or not
GH: This 'Singles' August edition, really
SW: The atmosphere (in the site) is also friendly
SW: So the progress can go quickly
SW: I think it was a joyful shooting
SW: If we can keep on shooting in the future,
SW: I will think of this day a lot
SW: And I think I can get a lot of money also
GH: Ah! Also The interesting part!
SW: It is expected to rain today
SW: The rain did not pour!
GH: The rain did pour a little
GH: But when we shot, it didn't pour at all!
SW: Right!
SW: You've worked hard~ GH: You've worked hard~
SW: (everyone) you've worked hard!
SW: We both will appear in 'Singles' August edition GH: August edition!
SW: Please anticipate it a lot and give lots of love~!
GH: Thank you!
SW: Thank you~
GH: Good bye! SW: Good bye!
VJ Starship: So there's this kind of set~
GH: The camera is here! SW: Oh! There is a camera here!
SW: I was just looking around naturally and-
SW: Ppi-ppi ya!
SW: Ppi-ppi ya, I will come back soon~
GH: Why can't you say anything, Ppi-ppi ya?
SW: Ppi-ppi ya, I will come back soon. Let's see each other later! I'm going now!
GH: That was our house's pet, Ppi-Ppi
GH: How long have we been raising Ppi-Ppi?
GH: Yes, we've been raising her for 60 years
VJ Starship: 60 years?! GH: Yes. She can't speak!
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UNBOXING VIDEO: Woma python! | Jafar K - Duration: 4:45.
Good morning my friends!
I am very pleased to announce that,
I just received this small box which contains
a Woma python.
Now we 're gonna do the "unboxing".
With that being said,
I would like you to visit my YouTube channel,
...watch my previous videos,
...you can leave a comment, ask a question, whatever you like anyway,
you can share them on social media as well.
And of course, don't forget to SUBSCRIBE for more because there is more stuff to come!
And with that being said, let's get started.
Lets see what's inside.
Let's have a close look to this little creature!
So, let me share this happy moment with all of you, the viewers!
Ready, steady, go!
This small box contains our today's special guest.
Time is money so, let's open it!
Who knows what may come up ... he he he.
Beeb, beep! :P
Here we are!
I dont know if you can see inside the box.
Something is moving around :P
Apocalypse, now!
Woohoooo that is pretty much it!
So, woma python gentlemen,
Hatched in August '17.
It's a young baby as you can see.
Very calm and docile species.
Curious as well ...
Woma pythons are really UNIQUE snake species
Notice the head, it's totally different than other pythons'
Let's have a closer look.
Head (amongs others) make them unique !
Very calm little baby ..
Awesome...
Cool pattern and colors..
See for yourself ...
This unique species live in Australia.
Recommended to everyone.
I' ll definately make a "care video" in the future.
Let's get close to the camera for you to see the clear and bright colors
Very docile once again ..
Ideal option for "first snake"
I already enjoy this snake
It's the latest addition to my collection
I hope you find it interesting!
That's all folks!
I' m gonna put it in it's tank.
Its a temporary one, not the final of course
Hold on a sec ...
Here we are
Water bowl is missing, just for video purposes only.
I will add it just after we 're done with the video.
OK, this is pretty much it!
As i said, its truly a species that rocks!
Thanks for watching my video!
Don't forget to visit my channel,
Watch my videos and hit "like" or "share"!
Feel free to leave a comment or a question, whatever!
and of course SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE!
C u next time, bye!
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Ukrainian Cuisine - 5 Foods To Try in Kiev, Ukraine - Duration: 9:09.
Ooh.
Wow.
Oh, wow.
That looks beautiful.
Haha.
So we are diving straight into another Ukrainian food (українські страви) video
as you can see the food is already at the table so we're going to get rolling here.
But yeah, we're at a restaurant called O'Panas (ОПанас) which Sam discovered by chance
when he was walking around Taras Shevchenko.
I was just jogging in fact.
Yeah.
So it is located in the middle of a park and also the restaurant is like built around this
giant tree.
I know.
It is so cool.
Right now we're on the second floor.
Yep.
And the tree trunk is just there.
Yeah.
So it is a pretty cool setting.
It feels very rustic, very traditional.
We actually came here for dinner last night and they had live music.
Oh, it was fabulous.
Playing the accordion.
So we were like we need to come back for lunch.
Yeah.
And here we are at like eleven in the morning eating lunch.
Anyways, you're probably wondering what this is?
For my appetizer I ordered a mushroom soup.
Mushroom soup with dumplings (Грибна юшка з домашніми галушками
у хлібній скоринці) and it said it came with bread crusts so I was like
alright they're probably going to bring me some bread or maybe there is going to be some
bread crust like floating on the soup.
So there is my soup and if I kind of touch the bread it is starting to get a little soft
because we've been taking so many pictures.
Haha, we have.
So I should probably dig in before it starts like seeping through the bread.
But yeah, if you have a closer look in here.
Look at this.
It looks so good.
Some real mushrooms in there.
Some carrot.
There is dill.
And nice broth.
I'm so excited for this.
I skipped breakfast purposely for Ukrainian food (українська кухня).
Mmmm.
Is it nice?
That is good.
We've got some really nice fresh mushrooms in there.
It just looks so good.
Look at that.
Rich vegetables and yeah this is crazy like a few days ago we knew nothing about Ukrainian
food (українська кухня) and we've just been trying everything we can and
we're enjoying it so much.
It is all like really hearty filling food.
So yeah, this is delicious.
Alright, so I'm just going to break a piece off of my lid.
Urgh.
So I'm pretty sure it is for dipping.
This is nice and toasted.
It is like nice and buttery.
Oh la lah.
Mmmm.
This is a really fun meal.
Alright, so I am having a Ukrainian salad (Закарпатський) here and it is
pretty special.
It has got um veal and it has goat cheese, it has zucchini and you can see that it has
some tomatoes here.
I'm just going to like.
I see mushrooms as well.
Mushrooms oh wow look.
That looks so good.
So good.
And it comes in a honey mustard glaze.
It looks beautiful.
So I'm going to try a bit of meat, a little bit of cheese and how about some tomato?
That is a nice big bite.
What do you think?
Oh my gosh that is so good.
Yeah?
Oh, man.
That is like a amazing salad.
You could actually eat that as kind of a main.
It is that good.
Mmmmhmm.
And it has got oh it is just so flavorful.
I love the dressing.
Mmmm.
It is just delicious.
So what are you holding in your hands?
So here is what I call a big sexy mug of beer.
That is a proper pint.
And I'm trying the local one.
It is Lvivske 1715 (Львівське 1715).
So that one probably comes from Lviv.
One would assume.
One would assume.
Mmmm.
That is a nice beer.
Yeah?
We've been doing a lot of walking this morning so I feel like I've earned it.
And we almost entirely forgot about your drink.
What are you having?
Well my drink isn't as exciting.
I'm not having local beer or anything.
But I am having a forest berries juice (Напій з лісових ягід) so.
How is that?
It is good.
But who wants to hear about juice when my main has arrived.
Haha.
I ordered cabbage rolls (Голубці з домашньою сметаною) and yeah
these come stuffed with rice, beef, pork.
Oh, those look so good.
But I forget the other ingredients.
Onions.
Can you lift that up for us?
Oh, well I've kind of destroyed it but there it is.
Look at that.
It looks good.
In we go.
These are still steaming.
Oh my gosh.
Mmmmmm.
Good?
Mmmhmmm.
Wow.
A little hot right now.
Hahaha.
She did just bring it to us so.
That is really rich and savory.
And they're kind of like floating in a broth.
Almost like borscht.
And I had some sour cream and dill on top so yeah we've got some really nice flavors
happening here.
Oh my gosh yours is like dangling.
It's dangling.
Poor thing.
I don't know how to cabbage rolls out of a bowl.
But this is super super tasty.
I would really recommend this dish.
I think it is one of my favorites that we've tried so far.
Mmmmhmm.
Sam's main is here.
Ah, this looks so good.
Yeah, so when she was bringing it over it was actually still flaming a little bit.
Oh yeah, she lit it on fire.
It was so cool.
We didn't capture that unfortunately.
Um, it is beautifully presenting here.
So this is duck brisket (Вогняна качка) and it appears to be cranberry sauce and then
some caramelized oranges.
Yeah, some caramelized oranges on the bottom.
Oh la lah.
Well, in he goes.
Let's try that.
So I'm mixing it with cranberry sauce.
That looks so good.
Oh man.
Good selection.
That is amazing.
It reminds me of like turkey dinner when you're mixing in the turkey with the uh cranberry
sauce.
It is so delicious.
So delicious.
And it is um it is a very it is tender but it also like at the same time it is a little
bit more of a chewy meat.
Ah, that is duck for you.
Very rich and flavorful though.
Very delicious.
Time for the one thing we've been neglecting.
We were brought a bread basket a little while ago and this is really nice looking brown
bread like take a look at this.
It has like seeds on the outside, maybe even cranberry.
Maybe even cranberry in the middle.
Even the butter looks like quite.
Is that dill.
It looks like a dill with a garlic-y butter.
I'm just going to put a lot on there.
Spread it on.
Oh yeah.
Time for the first bite.
Mmmmm.
Oh man.
It is brilliant.
It is just the type of bread that I could make a whole meal out of.
Mmmm.
But we've still got dessert coming.
I know.
So don't.
Last but not least it is time for dessert.
And I'm not going to lie there is probably nothing Ukrainian about this dish.
We ordered apple strudel (Штрудель яблучний з морозивом) . Yes.
Um, we had this last night.
It was amazing.
It was so good.
It was a 20 minute wait but it was the best wait you could ever have.
This is just unbelievably good.
And this is a dessert that is recommended by all the waiters and waitresses here.
In we go.
Fresh out of the oven with ice cream and caramel and icing sugar.
Mmmm.
Good stuff?
Isn't that amazing?
That really is.
It is so good.
I'm already done my half.
So so good.
Don't you dare touch mine.
Time to wrap things up here.
Yes.
So the price of that meal was 770 which was $30 USD and that was definitely the biggest
splurge we've had here.
Yeah.
My gosh it was wonderful.
Everything was delicious here and we did get some decadent things like duck.
And then we also had dessert and tea at the end and beer and everything.
So yeah, it was totally worth it.
Highly highly recommend this place.
This place is wonderful.
The food, the quality is just outstanding.
But we're also going to be making some videos where we show you guys how cheap Kiev (Київ) really
is.
And yeah, highlight some affordable meals.
Not just splurge meals.
That is true.
So tata.
Tata.
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Of Monsters and Mushrooms, Ch. 1 🎙️ a Funny Post-Apocalyptic Audiobook Series 🎙️ by Lesley Herron - Duration: 24:37.
Tall Tale TV Scifi and Fantasy Short Story Audiobooks
Of Monsters and Mushrooms By Lesley Herron
Chapter 1 Parasola
"Ow, my head.," Attila groaned, as he pried open his one good eye.
Pain flooded his senses in response, and he flung an arm over his head, shielding his
face from the blinding light.
His ears buzzed, like the sound of someone shouting at him in an ear splitting whisper.
Even with his eye clenched shut, he could tell he was laying on a cold hard surface.
There was also something painful stabbing him in the back.
He reached behind him, as he sat up, and pulled out an old porcelain bed pan.
He gave it a dirty look as he set it off to the side.
With his vision finally adjusted for the light, he looked around.
He was in a small concrete room with a high ceiling.
Several windows sat high up on the walls, and the ones that had not been plastered in
news print allowed little light through their yellowed panes.
Further up, many small glowing eyes stared down at him from the rafters.
Attila frowned at them, and moved his attention elsewhere.
The walls were hidden behind tall, teetering stacks of bookcases filled, not with books,
but containers.
Countless jars in different sizes and shapes containing an even greater variety of specimens.
Animals, plants, and even mushrooms filled each container.
Attila squinted at them, unsure of who would have this many jars, or why.
A blob of inky goo sloshed around in it's jar like a jellyfish, turning to present a
giant eye to him.
Attila shook his head vigorously, muttering 'nope' under his breath.
The rest of the room was lack luster compared to the impressive collection of specimens.
There were unsteady piles of text books, ranging in subject from string theory to mycology.
A desk bowed under the weight of stacks of papers, more books, and a couple of precariously
placed jars.
And a small basin, set deep into a stone outcropping, dripped slowly from it's rusted faucet.
Attila tried to recall this place, trying to pull it from a memory.
But he just sat there, his bare feet dangling over his resting place, drawing up a blank.
In fact, he was struggling to remember anything.
He looked down at the table he was on, and felt another shudder of 'nope' run up his
spine.
It was an old, cracked, and chipped porcelain operating slab, complete with yellowed hoses
and a sinister looking groove in the edging.
He pulled a face at the sight of the massive spider spinning a web between two faucets
near the end of the table.
He reached for the small, portable welding torch he always carried in his tack vest,
but found the entire garment missing.
Along with his flash bangs, his box of matches, -and- his homemade napalm.
He was at a loss, unsure of -how- he was going to light the little hell-spawn on fire.
He shrugged, and decided to use the bedpan, smacking it over and over as the chihuahua
sized arachnid squealed, writhed, and eventually stopped moving, save the occasional twitch.
This place was in desperate need of an exterminator.
Unable to shake the feeling he was forgetting something, or someone, Attila slid off the
table.
His bare feet hit cold concrete, and he began to scan the room for the remainder of his
clothes.
He had to get out of here.
He couldn't shake the feeling, but why?
What was so important?
Attila tugged one boot on, and then reached for the second.
He was halfway through pulling on his other shoe, when his toes met with something large,
damp, and sticky.
He pulled his foot from the boot faster than Brig could snatch a meal out of his hand;
a speed that would make most gunslingers jealous.
Brig!
A memory snapped back into place, and Attila recalled images of something dragging off
his friend into a forest.
It was black and inky, with too many eyes and too many teeth.
Brig's face was written with fear as he was pulled backwards into the dark.
Attila snapped back to reality just in time to see something with tentacles climb it's
way out of his shoe and slide down a drain pipe.
"Okay.
This place is just -too- weird!
I gotta get out of here.," Attila said aloud, to no one.
He decided to forgo his once occupied boot, and grabbed his poncho from off the corner
of the table.
He slung it on over his head, scanning the room for a door.
The light from the rafters glinted off a doorknob, as if to highlight his escape.
His hand was outstretched, ready to pull open the door, before he stopped.
He still felt like he was missing something.
He turned on his heel once more.
There, sitting on the slab near the twitching remains of the spider, was his hat.
Attila smacked his forehead.
Duh!
No -real- merc would ever be caught without his hat.
He retrieved the gambler style cowboy hat and gave it a quick once over before shoving
it atop his head.
Much better.
He turned and wrenched opened the door, unsure of what to expect.
Perhaps there was a hallway that led deeper into this hospital of horrors, or perhaps
just a storage closet full of more specimen jars.
But as luck would have it, neither of those things greeted him.
Instead, a wave of sheer panic ripped through him.
Two large white eyes peered back at him from within the veil of blackness.
And then the owner of those giant eyes began to move.
Slowly, it stepped out from the shadows and into the light.
Attila took a lengthy step back, and then another, and then one more, trying desperately
to put some distance between his self and the thing struggling to pry itself from the
doorway.
A large red point began to emerge, unmistakable that of a beak.
It was long, sharp, and covered in battle scars.
Spindly fingers appeared on either side of the door frame, crushing it to splinters to
widen it's exit.
It's broad shoulders scraped past the opening and revealed the rest of the creature.
Bathed in an eerie yellow light, Attila gazed upon a terrifying monstrosity.
Even hunched over, the creature was taller than he was.
It's body was thin and black, with a cloak of thick, matted, brown fur.
The monster's large white eyes swiveled furiously in it's head before the tiny pin prick pupils
focused on him.
Long tangled black hair was gnarled in the thorns and branches on the beast's back and
shoulders.
A plume of dusty air issued from the visible nostrils in the creature's beak before it
pulled it's head back, opened it's mouth, and let out a terrifying shrill shriek.
Attila tried to let out a manly yell, in hopes to scare off the monster.
Except, what came out of his mouth was an incoherent squeak of panic.
He tried to run, but his legs wouldn't move.
Come on!
You stupid legs!
He reached down and pulled one up, and then the other until he felt like they could finally
move on their own.
Ready to put some more distance between the two of them, he turned around and lunged.
Nope.
His legs were still resistant to moving, and he collided, face first into something hard.
And then, it all went black.
Brig!
There was that flash of memory again, but more pieces began to slide into place.
They had headed out to their favorite watering hole, a beacon of sophistication, hospitality,
and intoxicated knife throwing.
Something had followed them, waited patiently for them to leave, and stalked them on their
way home.
Brig had imbibed a few too many drinks that night, despite his assurances that he was
fine, and was relying on Attila to support him.
The problem was that Attila had consumed a few too many drinks as well, and was relying
on Brig for similar stability.
The pair of them were a stumbling mess of drunken laughter and horrible off key singing.
Something dissolved out of the dark and reached for Brig.
Try as they might, they couldn't break it's iron grip on Brig.
It had it's long, spindly black fingers wrapped around his arms, his neck, his legs.
Attila could remember asking Brig how many hands a normal ooze monster had, because he
was fairly certain this one had too many.
Immobilized, Attila sat helpless as his friend was dragged off by a monster with too many
appendages, too many mouths, and thousands of eyes.
A creature that looked as if it were made from a jumble of other animals, a form made
by something that had no idea of how it -should- look.
Brig gave one last look at Attila with a face of drunken horror, and Attila snapped awake.
He felt a strangled cry fall from his mouth as he sat bolt upright.
His head reeled in pain in response to his action, an agonizing throb ached against his
left temple, and he winced.
He felt the familiar cold porcelain of the operating table beneath him.
Attila reached a hand up and felt a large knot on his head, tender to the touch.
"Hey.
Easy.
Don't try to move around so much."
Attila turned around, trying to find the source of the voice.
He had just got his eyes adjusted to his surroundings again when a pair of fingers pried his good
eye wide open and a blinding point of light filled his head.
"AAAHHG!"
"Well, you're responsive this time, so that's good.
But, I think you might have a concussion."
"What do you want from me!?," Attila asked, his voice on edge as he swatted at the hand
holding the flashlight to his eye.
It fell to the ground with a clatter and the sound of a breaking light bulb.
"What do I want?
Well, I suppose it's not too much to ask for a new flashlight.," the voice said waspishly.
Attila blinked away the last remnants of blinding colors from his eye and the room settled back
into focus.
It was the same room he was in before.
The same jars on the same shelves and the same leaky sink near the same paper laden
desk.
He had even been returned to the cold hard surface he had laid on before.
The only difference this time was the man standing a few feet from him, scribbling something
down on a clipboard, his blue eyes reading lines behind a pair of cracked spectacles.
Attila began to ask where he was.
But suddenly, realization set in.
The table he was on, the skulls, the text books, the jars!
"This is a morgue!," Attila blurted out.
The man looked taken aback.
"What?
No!
It's a doctor's off-" "It is!
And that makes you...you..."
Attila remembered the thing from the closet.
"...A VAMPIRE!!"
He squealed in horror as he scrambled from the table.
He was still a little light headed, and fell to the floor with a thud.
He tried to scurry to his feet, as he quickly as he could, gave up, and hauled ass on all
fours.
There was no way Attila was going to let himself get stuck here as a meal for some cannibal
crazed hermit.
He reached a different door before Count Clipboard could even register what was happening.
He hauled himself to his feet with the doorknob, flung the door open with a flourish, and jumped
out into the open air.
He didn't even care that his hat was missing.
A -real- merc didn't need a hat.
He'd make Brig replace it, anyway, once he found him.
After putting some space between himself and the morgue, Attila came to a stop.
He'd regretted leaving his boot behind the moment he stepped out the door.
The outer reaches of the Ashlands were spread out before him.
A wasteland of desert.
He could see the heat waves rippling the horizon in almost every direction.
No cities.
No towns.
No women.
Attila turned back the way he had come and felt his jaw fall slightly.
Downwind from the morgue a ways, was a giant forest.
Not a forest of trees, though.
This one had towering mushrooms and bright red ground cover.
Perhaps he'd be safe from the doctor-monster-vampire guy in there.
As Attila drew closer, he felt the pull of apprehension.
Perhaps the forest was -not- the best place to hide.
Like dust falling in a sun beam, there were many twinkling tiny orbs of light drifting
down from each mushroom.
The ground cover was actually a spongy red moss that released puffs of air with each
step he made.
Even though he was feeling lightheaded, he pressed on.
It wasn't until he felt the ground tilt away from his feet that he stopped.
Going deeper into the woods was not a great idea.
Suddenly, as if a pair of hands had seized him around his neck, Attila felt his wind
pipe close up.
He began hacking and coughing, as he collapsed to his knees.
The more he struggled to breath, the harder it became.
Red flooded his vision as he became paralyzed, face down, in the moss.
He could feel the darkness threatening to take him again.
This was it.
This was how he was going to die, and all Attila could think about was how angry he
was that he wasn't dying in the arms of a beautiful busty babe.
Or three.
"Alright, let's try this again."
There was that voice again.
That familiar voice accompanied by a very similar stiff surface.
Attila would like to think that he reacted quickly, that he jumped to his feet, prepared
to fight.
But in truth, all he managed to do was fall off the table and land on the hard ground.
A pair of hands gripped him tight and pulled him back up onto the table.
"Don't eat me!," Attila cried out, his voice muffled by his own hand, that was busy
trying to stem the flow of blood from his, now, broken nose.
The man handed Attila an old rag.
"I'm not going to eat you.," he said, extending a hand in what he hoped was a friendly
gesture.
"The name's Errik."
"Oh.
Good."
Attila shook his hand, more to check for a pulse than anything.
After pumping Errik's hand up and down for a good thirty seconds he was fairly certain
Errik was not of the undead.
"So, uh, what happened?"
Attila pressed the cloth against his tender nose, looking around again.
Errik chuckled a little.
"Which time?"
"Oh.
Sorry."
Errik waved him off and turned to pick up a small table lamp.
He grabbed Attila's face again, shining the light into his eye before he could protest.
"The first time you woke up here, I had found you, unconscious and dehydrated, out
in the desert.
You looked like you were following tracks or something."
Oh right!
Brig!
"Something took my friend!," Attila blurted out, trying to blink away the spots of light
from his eye.
Errik nodded, his mouth forming a line as he thought of a response.
"Well.
That's never good.
You did look like you were headed towards the forest.
Which is where I found you the second time."
Errik shoved a wooden tongue depressor into Attila's mouth and looked at the back of his
throat.
"But...," Attila began.
He didn't know what to say, or how to process everything.
Satisfied, Errik tossed the depressor onto the table.
"The mushrooms were just starting to spore, so I think you'll be alright.
Wouldn't want you turning into a mushroom in my office.," Errik chuckled.
"I'm...so confused."
"Aside from being highly hallucinogenic, the mushroom spores are parasitic.
If exposed to too many spores or for too long, you'll become a host."
"What, like ZOMBIES?," Attila cried out, panic setting in.
He didn't want to become a zombie!
There were so many other things he needed to do before he died.
All those people out there who didn't know his name or his deeds.
All those women!
Errik stopped and stared at Attila, curiously.
He chuckled again.
"Pfft.
Nah.
That's absurd.
No, they don't control your mind or your movements or anything like that.
Once afflicted with the spores, assuming you survive passing out, they begin to set to
work on turning your body to nutrients.
You won't even notice.
You'll go about your daily life until suddenly, you can't move.
And then, boom, you're just another pizza topping."
Errik patted Attila's shoulder.
"But don't worry, I'm about eighty percent certain you're okay."
"Hallucinogenic?," Attila repeated, as if that was the only thing he had heard.
He turned his head to the door that creature crawled from.
"Oh yeah."
Errik let out a bark of a laugh.
"That was certainly entertaining.
I don't know if it was the dehydration or if you had chowed down on a mushroom, but
you were -not- of sound mind when you woke up the first time.
You sat up, glared at a bedpan like it insulted your mother, tossed it aside and grabbed one
of your boots.
You blurted out some nonsense words, and played with your shoe for, I dunno, a good fifteen
minutes before you pulled it on."
Errik was finding it hard to continue the story with a straight face, but he muscled
through it.
"You then tried to put on your other shoe, freaked out and threw it over there somewhere."
Errik pointed behind him with a jab of his thumb.
"Then, you started banging the bedpan on the table, walked in circles a few times,
put said bedpan on your head and opened my supply closet there."
Errik pointed over to the wall.
"You freaked out again, started tugging on your legs, fell over and hit your head
on the table."
Attila felt his cheeks flush with heat, and adverted his eyes.
How embarrassing.
Here's hoping this wont be the tale I'm remembered by, Attila thought.
At least Errik wasn't a pretty lady.
"Okay, so.
How do I get my friend back?," he asked.
"You said a -thing- took him, correct?"
"Yeah it was...a blob of arms and teeth and eyes.
Ugh.," Attila replied with a shudder.
"Hmm.
Sounds like a creature from the Otherworld."
Errik turned to look at the wall that faced the forest.
"I've never heard of a corporeal that far from the anomaly though, it's really rare
to find a visible entity of even minute size, let alone one large enough to abduct somebody."
"Okay.
Are you done making up random words?
Can you help me get my friend back or not?"
"Well, that's the problem.
The creatures from the Otherworld, or the Unseen, are invisible in this realm.
And there are very few people who can see them.
And judging by the direction you were headed, your friend was probably dragged into the
forest.
There's a gateway to the Otherworld at the very heart of it."
Attila didn't say anything.
He just sat there, staring blankly at the doctor.
Nothing was making any sense.
Errik sighed.
As a doctor, he should be used to having to over explain something by now.
"Well, the forest spawned -from- the gateway.
Which means the creature was probably headed that direction.
So all we need is someone to help us get there.
Then we'll be able to get your friend back."
He moved to his desk, where he pulled a map from beneath a stack of books.
"Lucky for you, I happen to know someone who can help.
I'll gather some supplies and we can leave in a few days."
"Wait, days?
That thing might be chowing down on Brig as we speak!
And who said anything about 'we'?"
"There are three types of unseen, what you described take time to.
. . absorb it's prey.
Your friend has time.
And as for 'we', do you know anything about this area?," Errik asked, looking up from
the map.
"No."
"Alright then, I'm going.
I've been eager to return to the gate for more data anyway, and hopefully my brother
feels up to helping.
It's been so long since we've seen one another.
Hmm."
Errik's voice drifted off as he started mumbling to himself, scurrying around the shop tossing
things into an old doctors bag.
Attila sat there, trying to wrap his head around everything.
But none of it had stuck.
He was too concerned for Brig to retain anything.
He gave a sigh as he looked down at the bedpan, and made a mental note to take a shower the
first chance he got.
Of Monsters and Mushrooms is an ongoing, serialized novel by Lesley Herron.
Originally she was creating it as a four chapter short story, but then, as the project ballooned
into a full length novel, the first chapter became less and less accurate to the plot.
This production has been the rewrite of chapter one, produced to celebrate the 50th episode
of Tall Tale TV.
If you'd like to listen to the original, there will be a link in the notes.
Hi!
I'm Attila, and I'd like to- Whoa, whoa!
You got to do the last one, it's my turn.
Whaaaaat?
I mean, technically this is chapter one, so how could I have done the last one?
Oh come on, there's already ten chapters published and you know it!
You got to do that fun brochure thingy for chapter ten, so that means it's my turn.
No, no.
Technically.
. . it would be Evan's turn.
And since he's not here yet, I know he would want me to do it.
Because I'm his favorite!
He can't stand you!
UH!!
Just.
. . give it here!
You just want it because it's episode 50!
So what if I do?
Give it!
NO!
Come here!
Let go!
Argh!
Did you bite me?!
Fine!
How about we share it?
I suppose that could work.
On three?
Sure.
1.
. . 2.
. . I'm Attila Rex and that's it for Tall Tale
TV!
HEY!
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