(eerie music)
(owl hooting)
(wolf howling)
- [Swanthula] Previously on Dragula.
- Hello, uglies.
(screaming)
- We want you to channel a scream queen.
(energetic rock music)
- You're taking time from us
when you're not prepared and ready for this competition.
Get your shit together.
- I will.
- Tonight, our ghouls are going to star
in their very own horror movie.
- Oh, oh! (screaming)
(laughing maniacally) (gasping)
- He's murdering my pussy!
- One of you really nailed it, and that is Biqtch Puddin'.
(shrieking)
We want to know if any of you are rotten little liars,
and each of you are gonna take
those lie detector tests right now.
- Oh, bitch!
- Have you truly forgiven Biqtch?
- Yes.
- [Lie Detector Technician] She showed deception.
(energetic rock music)
(tense music)
(lively electronic music)
- [Dracmorda] Extend your arms as far as you can,
and make a big swinging ax movement.
That's right,
chop, chop, chop their heads off.
Chop, chop, and feel the burn in those biceps.
Now get those knives up, ladies.
Stab to the left.
Good.
Now stab to the right.
Back to the left.
Stab, stab, stab
and stab.
Stab, stab, stab,
and stab.
Now, kick, kick,
kick in all their ugly little faces.
Now bring your hands together in front of you
in a choking motion.
Hold this pose and squeeze your hands together
like you're crushing someone's throat.
That's it, good job.
Now we're going to run in place.
Pretend you just burned your enemy's house down
and you're just casually running from the cops.
Let's get that heart rate up and escape justice
all at the same time.
- That was a great warmup.
- Let's get to it.
- Let's get to it.
(energetic electronic music)
You know what's sad?
I mean, it's like no matter what we do for these girls,
they will never, ever be as fit and as beautiful as we are.
- God, I know, they're especially ugly this year.
You know, Abhora and Disasterina actually have
a little bit of hope, but James,
her face could stop a fuckin' train.
- And Biqtch, I mean, that snout of hers, it is a nightmare,
and not in a good way.
- They're so hideous, none of 'em are ever gonna get
a boyfriend, I'm telling you.
You know, Abhora even made one up.
- No! - Yes, she did.
She's all, "Oh, my boyfriend did this and that!"
Total fabrication.
- Sherry, no!
- [Dracmorda] Mm-hmm!
- Oh, that is sad.
(energetic music)
You know,
even though they are ugly and they deserve to be alone,
I feel kinda bad for them.
Like, I wanna do something nice,
make them feel pretty, or something,
even if it's, like, only for an hour.
- I've got it.
Let's give them a make-believe wedding.
- Oh, what a great idea, I love it,
with a cake and the gown and everything.
- No photographer.
I don't wanna damage any equipment.
(energetic music)
- Israel, get your fat ass over here!
Bring me that phone.
We have a wedding to plan. (laughs)
♪ Drag
♪ Filth
♪ Horror
♪ Glamour
♪ Dragula
♪ She's a killer
♪ Queen, Dragula
♪ She'll make you
♪ Scream
♪ Drag, drag, drag, drag, Dragula ♪
The winner of Dragula receives a cash prize of $10,000,
courtesy of DragQueenMerch.com, and the title of Dragula,
the World's Next Drag Supermonster.
♪ Drag, drag, drag, drag, Dragula ♪
(woman screaming)
("Wedding March")
- It's so-- - It was a lot this week.
I don't know-- - Crazy.
- [James] They put us through it last week
in the middle of the woods.
- I'm just sad they didn't give us a cup of tea with the T,
you know what I mean?
I really coulda used some--
- Wanna talk about some T?
They said we weren't fishy.
- I know.
- I thought we were pretty fishy last week.
But speaking of fishy, I'm pretty sure
it had to have been Abhora that went home.
- It seemed like she was on the outs there.
- Yeah.
- She was caught in a deception.
- I know! - But then again, I feel
Erika didn't transform all the way.
Like, Abhora totally broke down the character.
- Abhora was a new person,
but Erika was just herself toned down.
She wasn't fishy at all.
- Yeah. - That's the thing.
- So it definitely is down between them two.
Victoria was there for the good old ride, I feel, honestly.
- She'll be here.
- Right, she'll light herself on fire again.
- I'm gonna put you on the lie detector.
(laughs)
Who were you hoping went home?
- Just based on energy in the room,
'cause I'm all about having a good time,
and it's not just because of her coming at me earlier,
it's just, honestly, Abhora.
- But that polygraph was so intense.
That room, everybody was on edge.
- Oh!
- Oh, look at Vicky!
- Look what the cat dragged in.
- Well, we knew-- - How are you?
- Hey, baby, welcome back.
We missed you. - How are you?
Missed you, ghoul.
- Give me a hug.
- We were expecting to see you.
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah. - Yeah, for sure.
- Still, I was nervous as shit.
- But you came out of your box, they loved that.
They were waiting for that.
- And you were a woman.
- I felt good about last week's performance, so.
- So, do you think it was Abhora or Erika?
Who do you think it's gonna be?
- I really think it's Abhora.
I really feel like it's her.
The only thing that Erika said that was iffy
is the fact that they were like,
"Do you think you're gonna win this?"
And she said no, so,
that could be the one thing.
- I mean, if you don't think you can win,
you shouldn't be here. - Right.
- That's it, if you don't think you're gonna win this,
why are you here?
- Whoa!
- Oh, shit!
- Oh, my god!
- Oh, I guess it really does pay to lie.
Very unexpected.
I was disappointed not to see Erika return.
I thought she deserved another chance
when Abhora's been given so many.
- My video game sistah is gone, and Abhora's still here.
It's bittersweet, I'm sad to see Erika go,
but I'm excited what Abhora's gonna bring this week.
- Yeah, I was just as surprised as you are.
- So how are you feeling?
- When I got the call to come back,
I fell to the floor.
Like, I couldn't believe that they were
gonna give me another second chance.
I ran it over and over in my head,
and it just made more sense for Erika to stay.
I had packed up in my mind,
and then I just got that call and immediately,
right back into work.
So, moving forward, just the same fire as I came in,
but not with all the nasty, negative--
- Good, and no more fish, 'cause--
- (laughs) What do you mean?
I was so pretty!
- (gasps) Oh! - What?
- [Biqtch] Oh, my god.
- [Abhora] Yay!
- [Biqtch] Oh, hello!
- Hello, uglies.
- Hi. - Hello.
- Can you believe it?
You have made it halfway through!
- Yay!
- And as promised, girls, all of the pain and the torture
and the suffering is worth it.
I mean, honestly, for a couple of you,
we never would have guessed you could make it this far,
but you're all slaying, so congratulations.
- Let's move on to your challenge this week.
As you know, it's your gothic wedding challenge.
(shrieking) (clapping)
Tonight, you are going to be wed in the most gothic,
emo, and depressing wedding of the century,
and unlucky you, you are the bride.
- Yay!
- Now, we've challenged you to give us
your most gorgeous and glamorous gothic bride look,
and model it for us during the floor show.
You will also have to prepare a lip sync performance
to one of our favorite tracks from the Switchblade Symphony.
If you plan on taking one more step
toward the Dragula crown,
you need to be able to perform on stage.
This is the perfect opportunity to show us
that you can put on a killer show.
- Now, before we release you to finish your outfits up,
there is one surprise we have planned for you today.
It's come to our attention that maybe
one of our girls was cut too early.
(gasping) (tense music)
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, no.
- Maybe she didn't get a fair deal.
(tense music)
And we're going to bring her back right now.
(screaming)
- What?
- Dahli?
(yelling)
Please step forward.
(screaming)
(laughing)
- Shut up!
- I hate this bitch.
- Just kidding, she's not coming back!
She's dead, no worries.
(laughing)
- She is so dead!
- Oh, my god, did you see the way I hit her with that?
Anyways, look, it's just a little joke, okay?
She's not coming back.
(laughing)
- Oh, never mind, no, I'm sorry,
but there is a surprise.
Our hot, sexy friends at Dirt Squirrel
have given us all of these fabulous fans to play with.
(dramatic organ music)
And we thought what gothic bride would be complete
without an equally gothic hand fan to cool herself
during the ceremony?
So additionally, you have to customize
your Dirt Squirrel fan, match it to your floor show look,
and feature it on the runway.
- All right, girls, it's time to get
sad, lonely, and depressed.
- Run along, work on those bridal looks, and remember,
bring us the darkest beauty you can conjure.
(ominous music)
(tense screeching music) (static crackling)
(tense music)
- Oh, damn!
OCC fucked my face up good!
Look at this sparkle!
- [Victoria] Yas!
- Congrats, ladies, on making it this far, shit!
- Congrats yourself.
- Dude, they almost gagged me with the Dahli comeback.
I was shook!
- I got real queasy.
- Yeah. - It's true.
- I mean, she should come back, some people should go.
- I agree. - I was shooketh.
- I was ready to die,
just to fall flat face on the floor and die.
- Yeah, but I could tell who was really shook was Victoria.
- Why? - Why do you say that?
- Well, 'cause you guys, you know,
you had that thing happen on the lie detector.
Anything else you wanna get off your chest, any details?
- I mean, quite frankly, it's none of your fucking business
what I do behind closed doors.
It's not fair everyone's asking me about my sex life.
It's none of their damn business.
I didn't see you being fully open
with saying what you did with Erika, so why should I?
- I was open.
- You were deceptive twice, it said.
And you're calling her out for being deceptive once?
Where do you have the room to speak?
- 'Cause, like, everything came out in the end.
- I'm a big girl, I can take it.
- I mean, protecting people's feelings is--
- No, no, what is it?
It's,
what did Erika say?
You're petty and you're tacky and your makeup is awful.
Nothing changed.
- So, like, I'm kinda curious,
you know, with the lie detector situation.
What's the T on that?
- These tests, they're not 100%.
- I mean, as far as we know, it's correct.
You could be lying to us right now.
We don't know if you're lying or not.
- I don't know if I was, like, second-guessing myself,
or it was a weird question, or if it was, like--
- Well, here, that's a fuckin' machine,
and you're a human being,
and we have to interact with each other,
so if you say it, then that's the thing,
like, you've forgiven me. - But you did mention
that you lied to protect Erika.
- Yeah.
- So, the machine wasn't wrong.
- [Victoria] And they use it in the CIA, so, like.
- And they only use the finger thing in the CIA,
not the whole three system, so.
- I forget the whole spiel, but--
- Yeah, girl, yeah.
I mean, come on, you could try to lie,
but when it's clear, it's clear.
- I'mma take Abhora's word on this, like, we're cool.
I'm not gonna trust some polygraph machine.
- No, I wasn't lying, Biqtch.
Really, I just wanted to make sure
that you were giving your best,
and not in an environment where there's this nasty energy
in one side of the room.
- Yeah. - Speak for yourself.
- 'Cause it goes both ways. - Yeah, speaking for yourself
you have a really negative energy,
and you haven't been providing your best to the show either,
so who are you there to parent someone
when you can't even take care of yourself?
- It sounds like you're reading from your own diary.
- Yeah, well, you know,
I feel like I'm back to a good balance.
That may change next week.
- I mean, we're halfway done.
If it's not changed by now, will it ever?
- Uh--
- You've gotten lucky.
I think you've gotten lucky that you're still here.
You're not gonna win Dragula.
- I'm giving my 110.
- What is 110 to you?
- Not checking my Instagram all the time, instead of--
- Okay, so us not sleeping for two days
to make our costumes, and then you throwing on
this prom dress that you spray painted
and wrote love's a lie on the back of it,
and it looks like (grunts) is trying?
- Yeah.
- Okay, well, try harder.
I was having it with Abhora's negativity today.
I was done, I did not wanna hear it anymore.
If you can't speak in a positive way about yourself,
shut the fuck up!
- Let it go, James, I get it.
I'm working on it.
I know that I'm not perfect, but I'm working on it.
- Disasterina, how you feel about this week, girl?
You lookin' cute--
- Yeah, you were top three last week.
Good job, Disaster!
- Well, I'm feeling, actually,
I think I have a good outfit, but it was just so tough
this week, just getting the performance down.
So I'm a little nervous and,
so, I'm gonna wing part of it to see how it goes.
- Hey, winging it is part of giving a good performance,
it's like improv skills.
I love Disasterina,
but I think she might be in trouble this week.
(tense music)
By the way,
Erika left me a note.
- Oh, really?
- It's not that kinda note, okay?
- Well, read it.
(laughs)
- Hi, ladies!
Unfortunately, this bottom was not able to reach the top.
(laughing)
Terrible. (laughs)
But I am so proud of all of you for making top five.
I learned and grew so much from each of you,
and you are not ready for the monstrosity I am bringing
into the real world.
Some advice for each of you, oh, god.
- Oh, no. - Yes!
- [Disasterina] Crumple it up now.
- I don't wanna hear a loser's advice. (laughs)
- We can all use advice.
- Vicky, you are my pick to win.
- [James] Oh, okay, well, except that advice.
- It's Vicky's pick to win too.
Don't be afraid to speak your mind.
Disasterina--
- Yes?
- You are so smart.
Stay true to yourself. - Hmm?
- Yeah, that's kinda bogus, right?
- [Disasterina] What does that mean?
- James-- - It was that short?
- Yeah, just bye. (laughs)
- Okay, I work on it, Erika.
- Okay. (cackles)
James, you crafty bitch.
- Oh, thank you!
- Make sure the judges can see your humility
even more. - I'm so humble, always.
I'm the humblest.
- I'm the most humble!
- I'm the most humble.
I miss her, but I was a little shook when they asked her
if she was actually attracted,
sexually attracted to anyone in her family
during that lie detector test.
- Bitch, aren't you the one that has a rumor
about sleeping with your brother?
- I don't fuck my brother.
He fucks me. (laughs)
It's just a rumor, but we made it up ourselves.
We both have the same last name legally,
and we're best friends,
so we fucked with all the trolls online
and made them think that we sleep together.
- So he's not your actual brother?
- No, we've never even fucked, not once.
- Well, that's disappointing.
- Biqtch, you are filth personified.
(laughing)
Not today, but--
- Maybe.
- Make sure you give them even more glamour.
Abhora--
- I don't need anymore.
- Want me to read that one?
- I got it.
- Can you handle it,
emotionally? - Yeah.
Yeah, let me just get my tissues.
- Okay.
- Abhora, I am rooting for you so much.
Although I wanted to be in your shoes,
I know you're going to kill this next challenge.
Everything I said to you last week, it was all with love
because you're my sister forever.
Let everything that happened last week drive you forward
and channel it into becoming a better monster.
- [James] Aw!
- Love and hate you all so much,
(laughs) Erika Klash.
(sighs) I cannot believe
Erika went home over me.
If I don't win this challenge, I'm out.
This is it.
It's do or die.
You know what?
This competition
is not worth throwing away our friendship.
- (sighs) I mean, it was rocky before this, for sure.
- It was, but I've eliminated a lot of things in my life
that made it rocky.
- Well, I'm glad you finally came around.
It's nice to know that knocking on the door wasn't--.
- Again and again and again. - A waste of time.
- I don't believe Abhora's come around.
It's hard to believe anything you say.
It's hard to trust anything you say.
It's hard to call you a sister 'cause I don't think
you're actually a sister.
- When you speak, it sounds like you're trying
to convince yourself of whatever you're speaking of.
And it's just like, I can't believe it.
- I want to see positive Abhora.
- I am, I'm bringing that back.
- Okay.
- And if you don't believe it, it's just because, like,
you're too busy to--
- It's true. - Sit down and
be my friend.
- Oh, oh, I have been more than
a friend to you, Abhora. - Okay, you've been my friend.
- I have given you so many pep talks
and so many inspirational things to tell you
and help you with yourself-- - Yes, yes, I--
- Being where you are in your life,
you should have more of your shit together,
but I have been a friend to you.
I've been a big fucking friend to you,
and for you to say that is so ungrateful!
Petty, and you're tacky, and she was right.
- I didn't mean that to come out like that.
It just hurts me when you say, like--
- The truth?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
(tense music)
(sighs)
- I don't know what to say because I know exactly
how it is to feel in your shoes.
They attacked me from the jump,
but they didn't know who I was.
- You wanna know what?
You know why we attacked you?
I feel awful about this, but it's all because of Abhora.
We all jumped on you because she told us
all this shit, all these awful things about you.
Then, getting to know you,
it was almost a complete switch in stories.
Like, she made us think you were a piece of shit.
My point is we came at you not knowing you,
and not understanding who you are,
but we're coming at you, Abhora, knowing you.
By now, the shit that we're telling you
should get across to you.
I am so sorry I was so rude to you, Biqtch.
I'm so sorry I was so mean to you,
'cause I fuckin' love you.
You're an amazing person, and you're amazing too.
Just start showing it. (snapping fingers)
- Yeah.
Yeah.
- Well, these young queens,
they got to keep their eyes on the balls
because they are losing track of the important thing here,
which is this could be a whole career for everybody, right?
I mean, all this arguing and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
who cares about it?
Focus on the important thing which is do the best you can
as a queen on this show.
It gonna take you really far.
All this drama, it goes over my head, I don't understand it.
I mean, I've got a little age on me,
and that's a little wisdom and a little experience,
and you all are
missing the big picture here.
I mean, it took me long time to get to this sort of place.
I just don't fucking care who is saying what about who,
and my advice, my unsolicited advice is shut the fuck up
and put the fucking makeup on,
put your fucking pantyhose on,
go out there and fucking slay,
but don't do better than me.
(laughing)
(dramatic tense music)
- Tonight, we join our ghouls in unholy matrimony
as they walk the floor show in our gothic wedding challenge.
- Additionally, we've challenged our killer queens
to prepare a lip sync performance
to one of our favorite songs by the Switchblade Symphony,
and to feature a customized hand fan
provided by our sexy friends at Dirt Squirrel.
(melancholic music)
- I am
alone.
- Darling, what's wrong?
(melancholic music builds)
- I am utterly
alone.
- No, you're not!
We have these fabulous guest judges here to keep you company
and help us judge this floor show,
including one of our best ghoulfriends,
screenwriter and director, Mr. Darren Stein.
Hello, Darren, so lovely to have you back.
- Lovely to be here.
- And our second guest judge of the evening,
she puts the hole in holy, BibleGirl.
- Hey, ghoulfriends.
- BibleGirl, you are a genius at marketing drag queens.
What are you looking for tonight
in our next Drag Supermonster?
- What I'm looking for is a goddamn bitch
who can sell a motherfuckin' T-shirt.
(laughing)
- Well, I hope our bitches can deliver,
'cause I'm sure this performance is just gonna be a mess.
Let's get on with the ceremony.
- Everybody, take your places.
Let's start the organ,
and let the floor show begin.
(tense screeching music) (static crackling)
(somber music with haunting vocals)
("Gutter Glitter" by Switchblade Symphony)
♪ Iridescent eyes of the seahorse rise ♪
♪ Treasure she loves, others despise ♪
♪ A shooting star shan't fall very far ♪
♪ Dim fireflies held in glass jars ♪
♪ April showers bring May flowers ♪
♪ Dazzling dust tossed in wind gusts ♪
♪ The trap door is open, the window half closed ♪
♪ The tapestry curtain vivaciously blows ♪
♪ London Bridge did fall down
♪ My fair lady nearly drowned
♪ What is the reason to lock her up ♪
♪ When already, she had such rotten luck ♪
♪ Bracelets of silver adorn my wrists ♪
♪ Candy kisses from sugar lips
♪ Candy
♪ Kisses me
♪ Kisses me
♪ The London Bridge did fall
♪ Down
♪ My fair lady nearly
♪ Drowned, my fair lady
♪ The London Bridge did fall
♪ Down
♪ My fair lady nearly
♪ Drowned
♪ London Bridge is falling down ♪
♪ Falling down
♪ Falling down
♪ London Bridge is falling down ♪
♪ My fair lady
♪ Take the key and lock her up
♪ Lock her up
♪ Lock her up
♪ Take the key and lock her up
♪ My fair lady
(tense music)
(fire crackling)
(bell ringing boldly)
(tense screeching music) (static crackling)
Well, that was one hell of a floor show,
wouldn't you guys agree?
- Yeah, somethin' else. - Completely stunning.
- I am feeling all kinds of ways about it,
so I really wanna hear what you guys have to say.
Why don't we start with Abhora?
- [BibleGirl] She certainly seemed like
she had the most fun.
- Did you love it or did you hate it?
- No, I loved it.
- I loved it too.
I thought she was not only gothic, but really punk rock,
and it was kind of like scraggly and a mess,
but that's what drew me right to it.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, execution-wise,
I thought she wasn't as sophisticated as the other girls.
I loved the look and everything,
but I was like, well, what's the story here?
- I felt like it was a mess,
but I know that you guys really reacted
to the punk rock spirit of it, which I appreciate,
but you can be punk rock and still be tight.
So, I'm totally confused.
- Let's talk about Victoria.
- Victoria brought it for me.
It was like high fashion editorial.
She gave me everything I needed.
I was completely, thoroughly gagged.
- She got too in her head.
She missed a lip sync cue, which I think set the tone
for her at the beginning.
Could have been even as deep as being so sub-conscious
that she may not have even realized
that she came off so in her head.
- You know, it wasn't the best lip sync performance
I've ever seen, but at the same time,
I've seen her grow a lot since the first episode.
What did you guys think about James Majesty?
- [BibleGirl] Everything was perfect, but there was no fan.
- Mm-hmm. - Bingo.
- And that was one of the criteria
of this challenge. - There was no fan.
- I mean, I thought she looked amazing.
She was the poison bouquet.
I saw poppies and nightshade in James Majesty.
She was the poison death flower,
but too bad she didn't have a fuckin' fan.
Let's move on to Disasterina.
Once I was beyond the look,
I thought the performance was dull.
Even though she had every prop you could imagine
that would link to that song, it was very literal,
and it was very boring.
- Everything was happening, it needed some editing.
- She's gotten that critique before, like, edit, edit, edit.
She's got lots of ideas and it's usually, maybe,
a few too many.
- What did you guys think about Biqtch Puddin'?
- [Darren] The fan was pretty, the shoes were embellished,
they matched the lacy outfit.
- Ooh, you know Darren's gonna clock the shoes,
(mumbles) clock those shoes.
- I loved it.
When Biqtch Puddin' snapped her cape, that was drama.
- Agreed. - Agreed.
- Total drama.
- Okay, my two favorites, without a doubt,
were Biqtch Puddin' and Abhora.
- Again, with Abhora, I understand the punk rock energy.
You can be punk rock and not be a sloppy mess
that kicks your props all over the place.
At this point, how are we gonna pick a supermonster
that can't walk on a stage without falling down?
I mean that's ridiculous.
- [Swanthula] That's actually not true,
I don't agree with that at all. (laughs)
- Oh, really?
You think we should pick someone that can't stand up?
- No, I think you can fall all over the stage,
put it back together, and have people riveted
by the end of their chair,
wondering what the fuck is this bitch gonna do next--
- You can fall on purpose, but not accidentally
flipping all over your clothes and shit, that's silly.
- I think she recovered strongly, though.
- Yeah, Abhora had my eyes on her the entire time,
not because I was curious about what she was gonna do,
because I could not take my eyes off of her.
- But guess what, her face was white and her shoulders
and her upper body were pink.
Isn't that sort of a drag no-no?
- I don't know.
- Never stopped me from havin' an orange face
and a paleass body.
(laughing)
- All right, you guys, thank you so much for watching this
and judging this.
You guys were so fun last year,
it was a pleasure having you back.
- Awesome. - Oh, my god,
the pleasure's all mine.
- I need you guys to sharpen your nails
and get your knives ready 'cause you're gonna have to
shank a bitch in about five minutes, okay?
- [BibleGirl] Down!
- It's time to pass judgment.
(suspenseful music)
(tense screeching music) (static crackling)
(tense music)
- I have to say that this has been
the most difficult deliberation to date from either season.
It was very polarizing and so that you know right now,
right out of the gate, all of the judges did not agree,
but we had to make a decision, and we have.
So we're gonna go down the line
and give you guys some feedback,
some positive and some negative,
and we're gonna start with James.
- I was very happy with what you did,
but what I wasn't happy with is that your fan
did not manifest itself.
- It was there.
So, I had this brilliant idea of making it
so I could hide it in my costume,
but unfortunately, it hid too well for me.
It was just hiding.
- I understand, things like that happen,
but since that was a big part of the challenge,
that was a big no-no.
- I think you took a risk.
It wasn't the goth glamour I was looking for.
I think your makeup is sickening.
I mean, if it was judged by looks alone,
I mean, you would score one of the highest marks.
- I mean, I really, really love this look.
It just feels very organically you.
It doesn't feel like the garment
is wearing you by any means.
- I feel the most me right now
than I have the whole competition.
- Oh, that's great.
- I mean, it's all so perfect, the details are great.
It's so elaborate, and then we look at your heels,
and they're, like, scuffed up and dirty.
- Well, that's from this floor.
- Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute!
- Yeah.
- Why is Biqtch Puddin's not scuffed up?
(laughing)
- I tried, I think--
- [Darren] It's okay, I mean, that's just a detail.
- Look, we can blame it on losing it in the cage skirt,
we can blame it on the dirty floor,
but these are things you have to look out for.
You get one shot at this,
and you either hit the target or you miss.
- Absolutely.
- Let's move on to Victoria Elizabeth Black.
- To me, this was like my goth fantasy.
I was in heaven or hell.
It was perfection.
- I saw you trembling, and I hate that
because I know what that feels like, and it'll go away.
You still, as a performer, you have grown
since you've been in the competition, which is great.
- Engagement with the audience, maybe, just a bit more.
I think maybe you were in your head
trying to catch your steps,
or making sure you weren't gonna eat shit,
which is totally understandable,
but I think eye contact a little bit.
- I found that you missed some of the lip sync.
Some of the words were just lost,
and I think it was just,
you were a little off for me tonight.
- It seems that the judges loved my outfit,
but I feel like my performance was lacking for them.
- Abhora, you were terrifying, which I loved.
The feathers, I was sort of like
what's happening with the feathers?
But yeah, it's a bird that's maybe died or injured.
- Abhora, how did you think your performance went tonight?
- I think that the performance was the strongest part.
It may have been a little sloppy,
but in Dragula, that's just how you get the job done.
- What I'm confused about is I can appreciate
the raw punk energy of what you were doing,
but there was a lot of mishaps, it seemed like,
or maybe there weren't, I don't know.
That's why I'm asking you.
Did you intend for your sign to be upside-down?
- No.
- No, and you didn't intend to fall either, right?
- No.
- Right, so,
that's where I have a problem.
How can I say yes, let's put this person forward
and make them our supermonster when they're falling on stage
and their props are backfiring and stuff?
- While I respect everything that Dracmorda just said,
I couldn't disagree more.
Your performance slayed me from moment one.
You are super punk rock and gothic.
I could not take my eyes off of you.
You're a hotass mess and I'm buying the ticket to your show
because I love it.
Your energy is electric, you're like a wild-fucking-animal,
and I'm there for you.
- I'm with her!
(Abhora cackling)
I think you are so cool, so punk.
The upside-down sign, it still came across just fine.
- For me, it was like, I'm sorry,
I don't mean to interrupt you,
but we talked about the upside-down thing.
It's like, did she mean that, did she mean that?
And it was like, who fuckin' cares?
- Personally, I think an audience would care
if your sign is upside-down.
I thought you got scared
and you were gonna fall off the stage.
(laughing)
I thought you were terrified,
I thought you were second-guessing yourself,
and I really thought you were gonna fall off the stage.
I don't know, that's just how I read it.
But, like, you know, we all have opinions, right?
- Yes, we do, that's why there's more than one judge.
Okay, let's move to Disasterina.
Disasterina, I did not think you could look this gorgeous.
If anything, the performance was a little boring.
I felt that maybe you got caught up in the props,
and they kind of dictated your entire energy.
- You know, your lip sync was a little not perfect,
I guess I would say.
Yeah, and I just think it was maybe not as interesting
as things I've seen you do before.
- For me, it veers a little bit into Renaissance Faire.
I mean, there's a lot going on.
It's kind of Purple People Eater-esque.
You have the horns, you have the keys,
you have the butterfly, you have lights in the back.
I mean, there's, like, a lot going on.
- I've got 85 hit points.
(laughing)
Don't mess with me.
(Biqtch shrieking)
Level nine, level nine.
- Bitch!
- Let's see if she can make that saving throw tonight.
- I like her off-hand weapon.
I like her main hand weapon. - It's gorgeous.
Yes, yes!
- I'm a level 10 sexy gothic glamour bride.
(sassy grunting)
- Maybe you could edit certain accessories down,
in terms of it being almost too literal with the song,
and I mean, you're fun, you're fun.
I really like you. - Thank you so much.
I appreciate it. - Thank you.
- All right, Biqtch Puddin',
I love the strangulation marks.
They're done very well.
I love that when you came out, powder came off of you
like you have been a corpse for a million years.
Your face really sparkled.
It was just enchanting to watch you,
and I think you nailed all the details.
I think you did a great job.
- Best performance of the night.
You had fun with it.
You know, this is a very gothic song
that you found the humor in.
- And look at that dance moms fan she has to match.
- Yes!
Dirt Squirrel will be very happy
to see how lavishly you bedazzled their work there.
- Why don't we take a look at all of your fans, actually?
- Yes!
- Very creative.
- They're all amazing. - Mm-hmm.
- They actually are gorgeous.
James, it's a shame that that didn't come out
during the performance, it's beautiful.
Look at the time that went into that too.
So I wanna rewind and remind you what I said
when we first sat down, that this was the most difficult
deliberation that we've had to date in either season,
and then I wanna rewind even further
to the first episode when I said we do what we want.
We're going to live by that mantra
and we're gonna do what we want tonight.
So, without further ado, we're gonna go down the line
and say Disasterina, you look amazing,
but your performance was lacking,
and it was a very performance-based challenge.
You're up for extermination tonight.
(tense music)
Victoria, you look stunning.
You're like an undead queen.
Your look is 10s across the board.
Your performance, although you've come a long way,
we really applaud the progress that you've made.
You're safe.
James, you're stunning.
It was interesting to see you perform.
You missed the fan.
You're also up for extermination tonight.
- I can't believe it, I thought I was going to win.
I thought I was gonna be in the top,
and because of a fan,
I fucked myself over.
- Which brings us to Biqtch and Abhora.
Biqtch, I think, universally,
everybody loved what you did tonight.
You took a big risk, and for that,
I think you should be rewarded.
You are safe, you are not up for extermination tonight.
Which brings us to Abhora.
Abhora, I want to congratulate you
because you have won this challenge.
(laughing)
- I think I'm having a stroke.
- I needed this.
I needed this.
- Does anybody have a cigarette right now?
- I don't think Abhora shoulda won for that piece of shit.
- I don't think Abhora should have won
for lighting a bouquet on fire.
- I need a fucking Xanax.
- Your performance was completely polarizing
with the judges.
Half of us thought it was the best thing we saw tonight,
and there was no other option but to crown you
the winner of this challenge,
but the other half thought that it was trash,
and it fell short of the mark.
This doesn't diminish the win at all,
you are the winner of our gothic wedding challenge,
but you are also up for extermination tonight.
(tense music)
You could potentially go home because for some of us,
your look missed the mark, it was sloppy,
and your overall performance
wasn't delivered professionally.
Hope that makes some sense.
- [Abhora] Yeah.
- Abhora, the judges like what you did tonight,
and you did win, but I can tell you right now,
there's no way we will crown you
the next Drag Supermonster
if you don't clean your performance up.
There is absolutely no way we can send someone out
to perform around the world falling on stage
and havin' their props turn upside-down.
- So Victoria and Biqtch, once again, congratulations.
You guys are in and you can leave the stage.
Thank you both.
(pensive music)
- Aren't you guys supposed to be slapping each other?
This is Dragula.
(laughing)
There you go, that a girl!
Kill or be killed, ladies!
- So that means the three of you,
James, Abhora, and Disasterina,
you three are up for extermination tonight.
(tense music)
- [Dracmorda] One of you has come to the end of the line
in this competition, and it's going to take
a terrible test to find out which of you
is tough enough to remain here.
- Weddings can be very stressful.
Many times, the bride gets right to the alter
and catches a case of cold feet.
And tonight, the three of you are gonna find out
exactly what that feels like.
- We're going to rip off your heels
and submerge you in tubs of ice.
The goal is to see which one of you can overcome
your cold feet and stay in the tub longer than the others.
All three of you will be submerged at the same time
right next to each other,
so it'll be very obvious who rises to the occasion.
- We will then consider how well you did
in the extermination, your looks for tonight,
and how well you performed in the floor show
to decide which of you goes on,
and which one of you meets your end.
(tense music)
(tense screeching music) (static crackling)
(ice pounding) (dramatic tense music)
(screaming)
- Oh, I thought I was ready.
I am not ready.
- Yeah, I'm not ready for that either.
(yelling) - [James] Okay.
Oh, oh, fuck!
(screaming) (laughing)
(screaming)
- Stop, stop, stop.
Stop pouring more (speaking drowned out by screaming).
Please stop.
(dramatic tense music)
- I do not deserve to be in the bottom tonight.
I didn't sleep for two days,
and I smelled so much E-6000
that my face literally turned yellow.
I worked my fucking ass off, and I've worked so hard
in this competition so far.
But no, I do not deserve to be here.
- Pretty excruciating, it really is excruciating.
- It's more pain than it is, like, cold.
(dramatic tense music)
They're numb. - Oh, yeah.
- [Disasterina] Yeah, they're getting there.
- I can't feel anything.
- The pain has shifted into crippling numbness.
- I thought by winning, I would be safe,
but this is exactly what I deserve.
And
I feel like a loser and a winner,
and stupid and ugly at the same time.
(dramatic tense music)
But I don't wanna go home,
and I've lost so much to be here,
and I'm not gonna let this stop me.
- Holy fuck, it's like stepping on fucking nails!
(groaning)
- I might have to tap out.
It's really painful.
- That's just ice.
- Stop talking, please!
- [James] Me?
- James, shut up, shut up.
- Yeah, just shut up.
- [James] What?
- I'm telling you-- - Shut your annoying face.
- I'm not even saying anything.
- I'm fucking pissed.
I'm just,
I mean,
this is what I wanna do.
This is my clan, this is my art.
(dramatic tense music)
It fucking sucks.
(dramatic tense music)
(groaning)
- [Swanthula] All right, you guys can step out
and step forward.
(groaning)
- Holy shit!
(tense screeching music) (static crackling)
(water running)
- Oh, yes, it feels so good!
(moans) Yes!
Ooh!
I love the water on me!
(moans) It feels like all that money I stole.
My titties, yes, keep 'em so nice and moist and clean!
I wish somebody else was in here too.
(humming)
♪ La, la, la, la, la
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
(ominous music)
(Disasterina scatting gleefully)
(screaming)
(flesh squelching)
(screaming)
Oh, no!
(groaning dramatically)
(drain gurgling)
(panting)
(thudding)
(water running)
(drain gurgling) (eerie music)
(drain gurgling)
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