>>RAFEEO: HA HA! [RAFEEO theme music]
>>RAFEEO: Hello HA HA faces and welcome back to another
>>RAFEEO: RAFEEO video! Today I am going to be talking about this. My 2,000 Guitars books.
>>RAFEEO: Book! And I was thinking of getting another guitar and I got this book for
>>RAFEEO: Christmas and I've been thinking of maybe selling one of my guitars. I don't
>>RAFEEO: know, but this is what I'm gonna use to find my next guitar. So, let's open it up
>>RAFEEO: and let's take a look. Ah look at- look at that one. Look at that one.
>>RAFEEO: Isn't that pretty? It's a pretty looking guitar. What about
>>RAFEEO: this one? What's over here? Alright look at these guitars. Look at that! Look how cool they look.
>>RAFEEO: Don't they look purdy? Alright let's see, what else, what else we got here? What
>>RAFEEO: else? Oh! These look purdy! Look at them! [Power shuts off] Ah eh! Wha?
>>RAFEEO: Are you kidding? Now?! Okay let me just go check the
>>RAFEEO: breakers. Alright, well I'm back. Ummm. The power's out and my lights shut off so...
>>RAFEEO: but don't worry. Don't worry okay? Don't panic.
>>RAFEEO: Everything's fine. I'm just gonna go and grab a candle and I'll be right back.
>>RAFEEO: Oh my gosh guys. You will never believe what happened. Oh my god. So we're gonna
>>RAFEEO: be out of power for um quite a while. Apparently a squirrel went up the power
>>RAFEEO: lines and let's just say it's not pretty. Um so yeah. I'm gonna think of something
>>RAFEEO: to make a video about. I hope I can find some stuff. There's bound to be stuff around
>>RAFEEO: here. Come on, I can find something. Okay guys, I'm back.
>>RAFEEO: Once again, sorry about the power outage but I got a pop-up book.
>>RAFEEO: Do not fear. I-this is, this is amazing. And I'm going to read it to you and I'm
>>RAFEEO: really excited. [Reading from book] If eight legs crawl out from your
>>RAFEEO: [reading from book] t-shirt. If eight eyes stare back at you. If a flat body feels hairy then you
>>RAFEEO: probably are facing...AH! Oh gosh! Oh I'm sorry guys. It's the- spider scared me. I'm sorry.
>>RAFEEO: You know what? No pop-up book. Guess what I got? A yo-yo.
>>RAFEEO: Check it out! Check it out!
>>RAFEEO: Isn't this freaking cool? I found a yo-yo! Alright this- this, this should be fun
>>RAFEEO: right? Like people play this in the dark right? Here I go.
>>RAFEEO: What a freaking rip off! [Thud]
>>RAFEEO: Hello everybody. Uh this is your captain speaking, um...
>>RAFEEO: we are in a very dark room and RAFEEO is running out of ideas because the
>>RAFEEO: power's out and he can't do anything. Ummmm, we got some nice clear weather and
>>RAFEEO: should be a uhhhh smooth flight.
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>>RAFEEO: Awww!
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>>RAFEEO: Bam!
>>RAFEEO: That was cool.
>>RAFEEO: [female voice] Jonathan?
>>RAFEEO: Yes Isabella?
>>RAFEEO: [female voice] I have to tell you something.
>>RAFEEO: Yes Isabella?
>>RAFEEO: [female voice] I'm in love with another man.
>>RAFEEO: Oh no Isabella! Why would you tell me that on a day like this?
>>RAFEEO: Ok, uh give me an adjective...
>>RAFEEO: ...yep that's a good one. Good one. Okay now a noun....perfect. Perfect noun. Ahhhh...
>>RAFEEO: I love playing Mad Libs. So much fun. The mouse farted his way into the kitchen. [laughter]
>>RAFEEO: That's so funny! How would a mouse fart his way into the kitchen?
>>RAFEEO: [singing] Let's watch him do his Baymax dance!
[RAFEEO playing a Seagull M4]
>>RAFEEO: [singing] It's so dark.
>>RAFEEO: [playing Mad Libs] Climbed the beanstalk into a cloud of farting candy. [laughter] I used fart
>>RAFEEO: twice. I'm funny.
[Silence]
[RAFEEO playing a Seagull M4]
[Jungle drums]
>>RAFEEO: [Australian accent] Aw, look over there. The double tailed muskrat. Oh no. We cannot let it get close. He's angry!
>>RAFEEO: [singing] I'd like to make myself believe....
>>RAFEEO: [bored] Ahhhhhh...
>>RAFEEO: You know what? I'm going to write that power company a very strong worded message! Are you...? No signal?! Are you kidding me? Alright
>>RAFEEO: fine. I'm gonna have to do it the old-fashioned way.
>>RAFEEO: Yes, guess what I found? A pencil. I don't even know how to work these, but you know, I'm
>>RAFEEO: just gonna- I'm just gonna start writing. [British accent] My dearest Power Company, I feareth that the
>>RAFEEO: power will not be cometh-ing on in any time soon. Please! I send you this. Nope
>>RAFEEO: actually I need to do it in a very different way. [RAFEEO narrates in a British accent] My dearest Power Company, I
>>RAFEEO: [British accent] feareth that the power will not be coming on anytime soon. I send you this letter.
>>RAFEEO: [British accent] Hopefully it arrives by nightfall. No power means no video games.
>>RAFEEO: [British accent] Sincerely, RAFEEO. [End narration] And...send. Oh I forgot. I actually have to go mail this.
>>RAFEEO: God I feel like Abe Lincoln!
[RAFEEO playing a Seagull M4, singing a tribal chant]
>>RAFEEO: I am not going crazy..I am not going crazy..I am not going crazy..
>>RAFEEO: [singing and playing a Seagull M4] I'm losing my mind. I'm losing my mind. Cause I've been in the darkness for all too long.
[Whack...whack]
>>RAFEEO: [singing] I am starting to lose my mind.
>>RAFEEO: [singing] I...
>>RAFEEO: [singing] have been stuck in my room...
>>RAFEEO: [singing] in the darkness for so long. I have been stuck in this room for so looooong.
>>RAFEEO: Ahhh, you know what? Back in the day I always wanted to be a Spice Girl.
[Groaning in boredom]
[Exhaling in boredom]
>>RAFEEO: Oh guys, what am I gonna do?The power is not coming-coming on. I am seriously losing
>>RAFEEO: my mind. Please leave a LIKE. Am I losing my mind?
>>RAFEEO: You know what? Just please, send an ambulance here. I need a hospital. I've
>>RAFEEO: been-I've been in here forever. I mean I literally can't see anything,
>>RAFEEO: except for this candlelight. This wonderful romantic candlelight.
>>RAFEEO: It's beautiful isn't it? It really is beautiful. So uh how was your day?
>>RAFEEO: Come on, you can tell me. I'm right here. I am just, you know, I'm an open book.
>>RAFEEO: Tell me about your day. Did you have a hard day at work? Aw man, those days are bad
>>RAFEEO: aren't they? They're so bad! Like I could just like, God I don't want to get out
>>RAFEEO: of bed right? Right? Well you know what? I am always here for you. Always. And you know
>>RAFEEO: maybe we can go out for coffee sometime or maybe watch a movie or something.
>>RAFEEO: You know what, anything, anything, anything really. I'm no, I'm just an all-around
>>RAFEEO: nice guy. You have very beautiful hair. Did I ever tell you that? You have
>>RAFEEO: really beautiful hair. Like a super beautiful hair. Like a mermaid goddess.
>>RAFEEO: That's the kind of hair you've got. It's beautiful.
[Silence]
>>RAFEEO: That jacket you're wearing is really nice.
>>RAFEEO: [singing] DOR-EE-TOS!
[Silence]
[Chewbacca sounds]
>>RAFEEO: So uh Captain, how have you been enjoying your uh,
>>RAFEEO: your uh, awesome cruise that you're gonna be going on? [British accent] Oh it's
>>RAFEEO: [British accent] just wondrous. I've met so many people, so many people across the lands.
>>RAFEEO: [British accent] Oh RAFEEO, it is beautiful. >>RAFEEO: You know what Captain Man-Dude, that does
>>RAFEEO: sound very, very beautiful. [British accent] Oh it is so beautiful RAFEEO. Aww, it's so beautiful.
>>RAFEEO: [British accent] Oh even in the summer. Ah the waves are so big. The waves are so beautiful. Oh RAFEEO,
>>RAFEEO: [British accent] you would love it. >>RAFEEO: Captain Man-Dude, that sounds amazing.
>>RAFEEO: Would you like some more tea? [British accent] Oh I would love some more tea.
>>RAFEEO: I'm gonna lose my mind in here. [Crying] Why does this have....[Power turns on]
[Silence]
[Blows out candle]
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