Good morning!
Ooo... good morning, Mr Mateusz
Would you like me to make you some tea?
Please make me
some water
For me too
Water...
I've heard that lately
you've been doing nothing else but extinguishing fires
Lately? From the very beginning
Today I'm also on fire
Why such a rush?
I have a conference...
I'm doing nothing but explaining and clarifying recently and then I'm clarifying the explanation...
And round and round we go...
We go? - Maciek...
Please, wait for me here
I'll call for you when the moment comes
Have you got that presentation?
Hmmm... yes... - That's always something
Who is that?
Some chairman
of National Foundation or
The Good Name Redoubt...
He looks strange
Why?
Somehow...
He cares about the image of Poland, so he has no time to care for his own
What is he doing?
This is his idea of a statutory activity
A rather bad one
They don't have any other
But hey have a quarter of a billion to spend. Everyone would go crazy with such money
He scares me. - Oh but... don't be
He won't do any harm to his own
Whose cousin is he if he has such a position?
I don't know his family line
Distaff-side relation
What are you making?
A cursed soldier
That's just stupid!
Please don't interrupt me. I haven't finished yet
And you're constantly attacking and attacking me!
You have to wait to see the effect
Can't you fire him?
The Minister of Culture backs him up
Is Mr Chairman in his office?
Yes, he is
He has a guest, but told me
you can come in as soon as you show up
And who is there with him?
He said you can come in as soon as you show up
Halt!
Stop!
Nach Warschau!
But... it wasn't me who started
that shitstorm... - O, Mateusz
Excuse me. Please get acquainted - this is
our Prime Minister and this is
their ambassador
What was that bang?
A cursed soldier
Mateusz, this lady here
is complaining about you, about the government...
What do you have to say? - I spoke with Mr Benjamin -
I mean the Prime Minister of Israel
- over the phone
and explained to him that the dialogue is most important
But there was a problem
You see, in Munich
you delivered such a monologue about Jewish perpetrators
that... caused quite a havoc...
Why are you running around like a Jew in an empty store?
You, I hear, are one of us
Why don't you advise me?
In what matter?
Mine
If you, let's say, had 250 million, what would you spend it on?
You've got that much?
Well... now it's a bit less, because
we spent some on the court campaign
And in a moment
I'm supposed to give a presentation and... I don't have anything prepared
To improve our image? - Mhm
And I think:
is there any room for dialogue?
And when you delivered a monologue about Polish demons?
Is there any room?
Mr Chairman, I'm afraid I don't understand
Please, speak English
OK, so...
well... - You'd better not
In Munich he spoke in English - it was worse than in Polish
And I
hope
to find a way... go back to normality...
You'd better listen to yourself and see how you butcher the Polish language!
Only every third word can be understood
Great ambassador!
Mateusz
I chose you, goddamnit
to translate the good change
and Polish history directly to English
and it came out worse?
I barely confused one word...
Which one?
"We weren't"
with "we were"
Why don't you...
make a film in Hollywood?
About Poland
That we've always been
heroes
In Hollywood?
Yeah right!
I can already see how
the Jews are running back and forth in their studios to film it
They hate us
Then let's make a document about the fact that nobody helps the refugees as much as we do
Please, don't interrupt me!
Which is where?
Well, here!
In our country
In our country?
I'm not sure...
You, you have to be careful... - Why?
In my view
when you think about it logically
if we build an image about Poland which is too good
too attractive, then
those, so called, refugees will want to come here
And, after all, it would be best if they all loved us, but
didn't want to come here. How to strike the balance?
This is
the greatest riddle of our redoubt
Me and my husband loves Poland
This a friendly country. I defends Poland
But I think, this a delicate matter
you often do an intentional or not intentional - but still a blunder
What blunder?
Maybe sometimes we use too much mental shortcuts
but we strive to completely close the enact. on INR
An act?
Enact. on INR?
Use full sentences!
En-actment on Institute of National Remembrance
All Poles helped the Jews
and bothered the Germans
Full stop!
But the problem is that not all Poles helped
And when they did, sometimes... they
helped the ones they were supposed to bother... - Really?
And after the war, who was in secret police...?
Mateusz...
Those who didn't help were not Poles
and therefore all Poles helped
How come?
They weren't Poles even if they spoke Polish?
First, both then and in March '68, there was no Poland
and therefore there were no Poles. - Wisely spoken
And secondly
even today, not everyone who speaks Polish
even here in the Polish Parliament
are Poles. Often the opposite - they are the enemies of Poland
And that's perfectly wise
...And that's what it's all about in this whole reprivatization. Please, don't interrupt me!
Polish! Polish streets. In order to...
Here you are
Tank you
Have you seen that?
And then they say that the Poles didn't help the Jews...
Mateusz, I chose you
not to see
Beata happy that
you're doing badly
We have a fire with Israel...
with USA...
with the Union...
Put it out
But I am...
You are!
You're adding oil to the fire
And recently
you gave Hungary a poke in the eye...
and Romania, Slovakia...
all those corrupt small fries
Jarek, I'm sorry! - Dad?
Quiet!
He's sometimes so hasty. Sometimes he says something he shouldn't
But when you reprimand him he will apologize
No, Kornel, we don't apologize here. If he made a blunder
- Too bad. He needs to be in denial
He just learned English too well
Better than all the English. And sometimes they don't understand him
Dad, you embarrass me! - Be quiet!
He'll get better with his English. I meant: get worse
He's not listening...
Listen to Mr Chairman
He's not listening to himself
Be it in Polish or in English. A storyteller
He says
whatever
comes to his mind and they are just waiting for such slips
Yes, he's a bit too stiff
That's right
Mateusz, you're not in a bank
Learn some politics
When you're on our radio -
say that Poles were only helping
When you're on their TV -
say that, unfortunately, sometimes they didn't. When you talk with your wife - say whatever you like
for example they didn't help at all
Will you remember that, son?
I will father. - Good!
Say
what people want to hear
not what you want to say
A young stork...
He's still learning to fly
but before you know it
he'll leave the nest and fly away...
and reach the very Egypt. - Let's hope you're right
That's all from me. I'll be waiting for you at school
What school?...
God, time flies...
He was learning to write yesterday
and today - the Prime Minister
Holy mother... I don't feel my legs
Attention!
Where have you been? - At work
I was cleaning the mess after that...
crocodile. - Why? You were cleaning? But
I though he was
I mean "am cleaning"... I move the rubbish from place to place
Just like everyone else
I nominated so many generals today!
My hand still hurts
I degraded two of them to a private - to keep the balance
Apropos
there is an idea to degrade this cosmonaut as well
From whom to whom?
I do not know... From a cosmonaut to a peasant, what stared at the stars
It's just wonderful
We've got
bad relations with the whole world
now it's time for the cosmos
Mateusz
do you have any idea how to fix it?
I do
Mr Maciek!
Who's that man?
He looks like a pilot of aeroplane
Or archduke Ferdinand...
Supposedly it all started with him -
the whole ruckus with the bill
Do you think
Mr Chairman is still in control of everything?
In control?
After all... it's a common room
in a madhouse
Oh, yes, yes...
I have an impression...
using logical reasoning... that so far now we managed
to promote an expression "polish camps"
And now, we're going to promote the prefix that there weren't any
Because there weren't. - Dialogue is the most important thing
Please, don't interrupt me!
First of all, we need to show Poles
in a favorable light and that's why our redoubt of our...
foundation, in the field, so to speak, in Tel Aviv
organized a special screening of the film
"The Pianist" for
Jewish officials and politicians... Also in Buenos Aires. Here's the leaflet
The snow is falling too fast
Where does it say: "The Pianist"?
What do you mean "where"?
"Aftermath"
Fuck...
Please, don't interrupt me!
Mateusz, I'll teach you
like Beata, after all:
for the last eight centuries
Polish men and Polish women did not know the concept of anti-Semitism
Repeat that in Polish
And in English
And in English...
I also have kids. Two
I know, what it means...
I can't constantly hold his hand!
After all, he's already 50!
The Jews, the Germans, the war!
Cursed, accursed, damned! All I want is some peace and quiet!
I want to make electric cars!
And go to hell with all those Jews and anti-Semites!
Son, calm down!
Jesus Christ...
Come off it, stop with those Jews already!
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