Hello hello my name is Chong Wing Hann
What is your name?
Hello hello my name is Ang Li Wen
How are you Mr. Hann?
Hann
Still playing?
Come back for dinner!
Hurry up!
Bye bye Li Wen
Bye bye
Hello?
Aunty...
Can I speak to Li Wen?
Li Wen!
It's for you
Why is this boy always calling in the middle of the night?
He thinks we don't need to sleep?
It's nothing Ma...
He's just asking about homework
Hello, Hann?
Hello Li Wen?
I told you many times already
Don't call my house phone... see, now I'm in trouble
Next time just use SMS
But I don't have a handphone
Huh? Okay, never mind
So what do you want to ask?
Actually...
Nothing much also
It's okay if you're busy
Okay bye bye
Whoa!
Hello?
Hello Li Wen?
How come I cannot get through your house phone?
Oh, because I'm using the Internet
Anything just talk here
I can't, it's very expensive to call your handphone
I need to end this call within 30 seconds
Then let's just talk on MSN
I don't have that
Sigh... you figure it out yourself then
Maybe you can call me later when you're done
Okay, we'll see how it goes
Hey bro, I'm going out
Where are you going?
Cyber cafe
Don't tell Grandma, later she'll kill me
What are you guys doing there?
Games
What are you doing here?
I'm... waiting for a phone call
You keep waiting, bye
Be safe
Kay
Welcome to the family
Hann, it's your turn
Okay
Don't sit, you're not married yet
Oh, sorry
Thank you
For you
For you
Congratulations
Bro, come let's take a picture!
If your parents were still around...
To witness this joyous occasion
Imagine how happy they would be, right?
Hann!
Hey Li Wen, thanks for coming
Grandma
Li Wen
Thanks for coming
Wow, you look so handsome
By the way, before I forget...
This is my wedding invitation
And let me know if you are coming with a plus one
Nah, no plus one
You are getting married?
Yes, Grandma
Congratulations
Thank you
I'll bring Grandma then
Oh sure
Hey Hann!
Hello Auntie Kam
Hi, your girlfirend?
No, this is our childhood friend Li Wen
She used to live next door
Oh, Li Wen...
Long time no see
All grown up now
Elin!
Stop playing with the phone
Go make friends
Ma, how many times have I told you?
My name is Erin not Elin
Hann...
Even your younger brother is married already
Now you're the eldest one
Now you're the eldest one When is your turn?
When is your turn?
You're already 30 plus years old...
And still not married yet
Grandma must be so tired of waiting!
Hann is a big boy already
He can take care of himself
Actually, you're working as a school teacher right?
Doesn't your school have other lady teachers?
Okay, that's enough...
We older folks...
Shouldn't keep nagging the younger ones
Sister-in-law, you can't keep saying that
Grandma sees you without a girlfriend...
She feels pain in her heart
Hey no, I think there's something wrong with Grandma...
Grandma...
Grandma! Grandma!
Can someone call an ambulance please?
Grandma!
Grandma!
Grandma!
Okay, swimming is done
I need the house music on
And we're running low on drinks
More drinks please
Jess!
I need you to take more pictures of the influencers over there
And that side
Don't forget the corner over there, we need to send to our client
Don't worry sis
Hi, Jess?
Hi
Hi...
Kevin?
Yeah
We met on the app
Taking pictures?
Yeah, I'm the official photographer for the event
Oh okay
Oh uh... which brings me to...
I actually DMed you on the app
There's actually a job offer and...
I would really like for you to consider because...
I will
Because you take nice pictures
Maybe you can give me your number and we can talk about it
I'm actually busy working right now, so...
I will talk to you later
Oh, okay
I'm sorry
Bye
Oh my god... that is so awkward
Who is that?
Just some guy I met on the Swipe app
You're really the queen of dating apps!
You get swiped by so many guys
You sound as if you never get swiped also
Hello, I only got swiped once okay?
By this weird guy who requested to meet immediately
Are you mad? I don't even know what he wants to do!
If you're so afraid, go date yourself
He mentioned something about a job
What was it about?
He owns a photography company and he's looking to expand
So he's looking for some new photographers to join him
Good! You should join
You've been freelancing for so long
You should find a proper job, a real job
Freelancing is also a job
And I'm not looking into a full time job
I'm happy
Oh my god... isn't that Marcus?
Are you okay?
Yup
You both broke up so long ago
He treated you so badly last time, you know?
He doesn't deserve your attention
Don't think about him any more
I'll go there and take pictures
Yeah go
Is this what they call the Facebook thing?
I saw a lot of photos of people
Even if I told you, you wouldn't understand
Okay
Later I'll ask your mother
Don't you dare
So then? What is it?
It's an app called Swipe
People use it to look for dates online
You mean like... look for a boyfriend or girlfriend, something like that?
Yup
See
When you log in you can see different profiles
If you like the person you swipe right
Don't like, swipe left
If you both swipe right on each other
You guys start to chat
If you're happy chatting, then meet up for a date
Wait a minute
They're all strangers right?
Uh huh...
And don't you think it's very dangerous?
I mean, how do you know if they're not criminals or something?
Just chat with them and ask!
That's even worse right?
What if they get all your details
And then go to your house and rob you?
If they want to rob you, they don't need an app to do that
And also... how do you know it's not a fake account
What if they use someone else's photo and cheat you?
OMG you've so many questions
Go and download and try for yourself
OM what?
OMG, Oh My God
Oh my God...
Continue playing with the app, I'll go and see Grandma first
Grandma
Mm?
Are you feeling better?
A lot better
Sigh... I'm so useless
Falling sick on your brother's wedding day
Don't say that
The doctor said you're fine
They just need to observe you for a while more
Don't worry, I will come every day to visit you
No need for so much trouble
There are nurses in the hospital right?
It's different, those nurses are only working here
Do they know that... you have Kopi C Kosong every morning?
Do they know that... you remove the bread's crust before eating it?
Do they know about your favourite Hokkien drama every weekday at 10:30am?
I know that you are a filial and caring grandson
Since your parents passed away...
You had to shoulder responsibility to take care of me
But...
You can't be taking care of me forever, right?
You need to take good care of yourself
And your family
What are you saying?
Aren't you my family?
Hann, it's time for you to find a partner and start your own family
I'm already 80 years old
At most I would be around for only another ten years
Touch wood
Don't say such things
All right, I'll stop talking
You rest first
Okay
Morning Hann
Morning
Morning
Morning
You've got a present
Your student dropped by and gave it to you
Oh, really?
It even came with a note
Wow
Damn jealous, man
All the students love you so much
It's like you're the only counselor in school
No bro... just doing my job, right?
Hey, have you watched this video?
A student recorded it and uploaded it online
Oh ya I saw
Crazy right?
50k views, man
Our school
Of course the parents are going to complain
What a disgrace to our school
But I heard apparently it's not the teacher's fault
The students were the ones who vandalised the car
That's why he reacted so strongly, but...
The video only shows the part where he gets angry
That's why people misunderstood
Be that as it may, kids shouldn't bring phones to school
Anything happens, they record and upload it online straight
Kids these days and their smartphones, man
Just like my daughter
Good morning everyone
I am sure you've all heard about the video
Of one of our teachers attacking students
Yeah Puan. We were just talking about it
It wasn't the teacher's fault, the students started the incident
I know
But that's not what the public thinks when they see that video
You know what the whole problem is here?
It's that our students should not have been allowed
To bring their phones to school in the first place
And then recording it
One such incident...
And our reputation goes down the drain
One more...
And we might all be out of jobs
I hope you have all learned your lesson
I hope you have all learned your lesson I want stern action taken...
I want stern action taken...
That no student brings phones to school again
Understood?
Understood
Uhh... Cikgu Chong
Yes?
I would like a word with you
Cikgu Chong
I must say...
This incident isn't very good for you
What do you mean, Puan?
You have a performance review next month
And seeing that I am recommending you to the board as new discipline teacher
This incident doesn't look good at all
Yeah I understand
I'll see what I can do about it
Please do
If you really want to be a discipline teacher
You must behave like one
Assert your authority
You can't try to be best friends with your students
Yup, got it Puan
What is global warming?
Global warming means climate change
When it's climate change
What is climate change?
(It's climate change when the temperature of the planet go up)
(And when temperature of the planet go up, it's very hot)
(Why temperature go up?)
(It's because you all use straw)
Stop playing with your phone, Jess
Take more pictures of the event, or else the client will complain about us again
There's nothing interesting
Cover more reaction shots of the audience please
I took already
But did you see their faces?
So boring
Just take, otherwise we'll get complaints again
Okay...
(Ok, so now time for a question)
Whoever can answer this question
Will win two vouchers to a nice fine dining restaurant
Very nice
Okay
Question is
What is the wettest town in Malaysia?
(Anybody answer?)
I know how to answer this question
(Come on, got free prize)
Jess, you're here to take pictures
Yes, miss with the camera
Uh...
Taiping?
Yay, very correct
Yeah, you win prize
(Congratulations)
The main cause of the greenhouse effect
As we all know...
Is carbon dioxide
And when carbon combines with oxygen
It can form 2 types of oxides
One
Will be Carbon Monoxide, CO
And the second will be carbon dioxide
CO2
Ya
Sorry guys
Can you all turn to page 13 and finish up the exercise I gave earlier?
I'll continue with this in 10 minutes
First things first...
Your profile picture
It's the first thing that gives girls an impression of who you are
And your profile picture is not very flattering
Then, add hobbies and activities
Things like travelling, hanging out with friends...
And sports are cool
But don't over do it
Don't try to show like you're trying very hard to impress
Oh
And add animals too
Girls love that
Next...
Your description
I think yours is epic
But...
Not all girls share my kind of humour
Girls like guys...
Who are not afraid to share a bit more about themselves
Wow
Writing an essay?
What, you think this is school homework?
Try to make your chats not boring
No, don't use pickup lines
That's so lame!
Most girls, especially the pretty ones
They get a lot of messages every day
So...
Put some effort into it
Try to make it stand out
The key is to make her feel good about herself
So she'll feel good about you
That way...
She'll definitely want to start a conversation with you
And when you start chatting
Close the deal quickly
Don't spend too long chatting on the app
Ask her out for a date
And meet her face to face
Hi Monica
Hi
So... how are you?
Fine
I'm fine too
Actually...
You're quite different in real life
I mean... you talk more when you are on the app
Really?
Some girls are like that
They prefer chatting online
But...
Think of it on the bright side
You went out for a date already right?
That's an achievement
So...
You're a teacher?
Yeah
I did mention that in my profile right?
Sorry, I must have missed that
So what's it like being a teacher?
Must be fun right?
Like, you only work half days and have so many holidays
We actually have a lot of work to do also
Oh, wait till you see the amount of work I get in my firm
Don't let anyone look down on what you do
Just because she's a lawyer doesn't mean her job is more important
Or more difficult than yours
True
But this whole thing is just so difficult
Just keep trying okay?
You'll find the right one soon
So... yeah, that's what the jerk told me before he went off with her
And ever since then
I've been single
Nine whole months
That's probably a record for me you know?
The worst thing is...
I'm not getting any younger
Just that day
Some dumb kid called me auntie
Auntie!
And that's when it hit me
Time will only pass faster and faster...
So...
You just let me know whether you're interested to try a relationship
It doesn't have to be anything serious
We can test first and see where it leads us. Okay?
Huh... that bad?
There's this feeling like we both have hidden intentions
And we're only meeting to evaluate each other
To 'try out' for a relationship
Well, if you see it in a nicer way
The app actually makes everyone's intentions clear
Like...
You're using the app because you're looking for a relationship right?
So...
No need for games
I don't know
The whole thing...
Feels so...
Modern?
And cynical?
Modern doesn't have to be bad
And maybe it's not the app that's cynical, but you
Hann
Don't give up okay?
It wasn't easy for me when I started using the app too
It'll get better soon
Just hang in there
Thanks
Hey Jess
What if...
You and I...
Went out for a date?
Wouldn't that be...
Cynical too?
Well...
Maybe it's you who is cynical not the app?
Wow, you smart student...
Copy me
Well, I have no idea if this could work, but...
I mean... no harm trying right?
We've been talking to each other for some time already
Sure, why not?
Okay
See...
It's not that hard right?
You always know how to make things sound easy
And you only know how to make things complicated
Hey
Tell you what
Why don't...
I buy you a fancy dinner with the voucher I won
Say...
Saturday 7 o' clock?
Hey no, it's not right for me to accept
What do you mean not right?
You helped me win the voucher also right?
Okay
First time a girl is paying for me
Why not?
What to do?
I'm modern and cynical
Hey Jess...
Hmm?
I hope that this date will go well
Me too
Good night
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