- What do you do?
- I was a soldier and retired sheriff's investigator,
and a great lover.
(all laughing)
(clapping)
("In The Hall of The Mountain King" by Edvard Grieg)
- Uh, if you don't know me you should, no, I'm Karlos.
Nice to see y'all.
I do stand up comedy, I act and model.
How much do I make a year?
$57,000 last year.
Mhm.
Oh, that's fun.
Um, how are you?
- Good, how are you?
- Good. Um, okay.
She's a little bougie.
She has her nails done and they match her fingernails.
Those are cute too.
She smells, she always smells good.
I think you make like 50 to 60 thousand dollars a year.
(laughing)
Karlos, nice to meet you.
- I'm Wes, likewise.
- What's your name, West?
- Wes.
- I mean just off of blank, I think he does something
like carpentry, or like a construction worker.
He's carrying a knife.
That's just something you can tell he carries on him
every day.
And like you built something, I feel like
you're building something.
And you probably make about 60,000 a year.
Austin smells like, is that Old Spice?
- It might be Old Spice.
- I think it's Old Spice.
Did you go to college?
- I did, I did not graduate though.
- I think he might be an entrepreneur.
You may have started your own business,
or like some type of company.
Do you meet famous people?
- I know quite a few famous people.
- Okay.
- Upwards of a $100,000 a year.
It was nice to meet you. - You too.
- (chuckling) Lamont.
- Karlos, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- So right off the bat he definitely reminds me of myself
because he looks like he got all that from Goodwill.
How do you feel about me saying all your stuff
came from Goodwill?
- I mean, there's nothing wrong with being resourceful.
- Exactly.
- No matter how much money you have.
- Exactly.
How old are you?
- I'm 27.
- Okay.
Did you go, you say you went to college?
- Uh uh, did not go to college.
- You didn't go to college?
He has an iPhone cord, so that means he has an iPhone,
so he's not homeless.
- Facts, B.
- I think you work at a reef shop.
(all laughing)
So I think you probably make like $13 an hour,
and that equals about 27,000 a year.
Um, I don't know, I don't know, honestly,
I don't know how I'm doing.
How are ya?
- Good, how are you?
- Good.
(exhales)
Here we go.
This top, it's just the top.
I love the shoes.
(laughing)
I love the pants.
But this asymmetrical blouse, where did you get that?
- Nordstrom.
- (sighs) She shops at Nordstrom's for this.
(laughing)
I coulda got you that for like 10 cents at the Goodwill.
Do you work in Seattle?
- I do.
- Yeah, mhm.
So she's definitely making, she has to make at least 75,000
a year.
She has some positive energy.
She might be like a (snapping)
Like one of those pyramid businesses, like Herbalife.
No?
Okay no, not that.
Okay so I'm settling, she's an entrepreneur.
She makes $100,000 a year.
She buys ugly tops from Nordstrom's.
She lives in downtown Seattle and she walks to get coffee.
Um.
No one wears black and blue anymore,
so it's definitely a work uniform,
I don't know what it's for.
John clearly writes a lot during his day, 'cause he has two
pens in both pockets.
Are you married?
- Yes.
- You been married for a while?
- Many times.
- Many times?
Oh that means he has good money, 'cause he's gone through
many divorces.
- I never said anything about divorces.
- Oh, wait! (laughing)
Can I see your hands?
Oh they are rough, he has worked.
He's a working man.
I think he's a mechanic.
He owns his own mechanic shop.
He makes a good living like I would say like
maybe 200,000 a year.
I'm gonna kinda like look you over.
- Alright check me out?
- And judge you, and be really mean.
No I'm not, I'm just playing.
He smells good.
Do you have cologne on?
- I don't have deodorant or cologne.
- How old are you?
- I'm 20.
- So you're in college?
- I am in college.
- What are you studying?
- Media and communications.
- Who?
- Media and communications.
- So what would be your dream job?
- Like you know, public relations and social media promotion
you know promoting.
- Okay, so are you ready?
- Yes, I'm ready.
- You ready, Ryan?
Ready for this? - Let's get it.
- This man makes not a dime, yet.
I think he's gonna have a fantastic future.
He's Asian and I know the Internet's gonna kill me but
parents they really do be supporting their kids.
He's gonna be that kid in like five years who has kids
who are driving Porsche's.
Hi, how are you?
- I'm good.
- What's your name?
- Aaliyah.
- Aaliyah, ooh.
Aaliyah, rock the boat, rock the boat.
So she definitely works in some type of customer service.
From the outfit, I really feel like you work
for Michael Kors.
How old are you?
If you don't mind me asking. - I am 23.
- Are you in college right now?
- I am in college right now.
- What are you studying?
- I am studying to be a nurse.
- A nurse.
Do you have any kids?
- I have no kids.
- (laughing) She said I have no kids.
So I would say like 35 to 40,000 a year.
I feel like one of those people were homeless,
and y'all are trying to trick me.
Okay, yeah.
To highest.
All the black people are kinda towards back here.
(laughing)
Could you move to your appropriate spots?
Okay, I wasn't horribly wrong.
I wasn't horribly wrong.
So was I, was I right?
- No.
- Oh.
What happened?
- I'm not broke.
(laughing)
- How much do you make a year?
- 25.
- Okay, I mean here in this city, that's zero.
- Yeah I know.
(laughing)
- Did I get you right?
- No.
- Oh, okay.
(laughing)
- Like why'd you pick the only black guy in the lineup
to be the guy that sells weed?
- 'Cause you said all my friends back home work
at a wreck shop.
So what do you do, how much do you make?
- I'm a banker.
- So how much do you make a year?
- Between 35, 40.
- Okay, 40.
- So you know I'm bouncing back and forth I'm doing alright.
- Okay, no.
Okay, yeah that's dope.
Well I'm sorry for maybe saying you sell weed.
But I said at least legally.
(laughing)
What did I get wrong?
- So I don't work at Michael Kors.
(laughing)
- Where do you work?
- I work as a CNA at a hospital.
- (gasps) You know what, my first thought before I said
Michael Kors, I was gonna say she was a home care
or CNA worker.
And then you make like 40, 45 a year?
- I make about, yeah 40.
40, 35 a year.
- I'm really interested to see what he says.
What do you do?
- I'm an exterminator, retired sheriff's investigator
I was a soldier and a great lover.
(laughing and clapping)
- So you're pretty much like Liam Neeson from
from that movie.
(laughing)
Like Taken.
- He's a lot like me.
- He's a lot like, literally.
- You were pretty right on.
I think you guessed a 100,000, and I make like 90.
- Okay.
- I don't own the business, but I'm the vice-president
of a media property.
- Okay see I was kinda right.
- No you were, you nailed it.
- Come on down, Leilene.
- You're a nurse too, aren't you?
Or no?
- No I do hair at Microsoft. - Hair, yes!
Okay and how much do you make a year?
- About 101.
- Oh, I was way low.
What did I say you were?
- Construction worker.
- Oh, I said he was a construction worker.
And why do you carry a knife?
- This is my work uniform.
- What do you do?
- I own an IT corporation.
We've been in for two years now.
Cleared about 150 the first year, we're probably set to
clear two-ish this year.
- So you're gonna like make this a little,
you're gonna start like a little business then.
- Oh, no.
- No?
- It's gonna be a big business thing.
- Oh, oh!
I like and he corrected me, he was like (chuckles)
it won't be a little business.
That's dope, I like that.
Come on down, Ms. Nordstrom's.
I love your shirt, I hope don't let them think that I don't.
- You don't have to lie.
- Uh, what do you do?
- I am a life and business coach.
- A business coach. - I help entrepreneurs
start, grow, and leverage their businesses.
- Okay. - And I also do some
energy quantum healing work in the life coaching sector.
- I need you in my life.
How much do you make?
- Between 16 and 20.
- A month?
- 16,000 and 20,000 a month.
- Wow!
You know what I'd be doing if I had $16,000 a month?
I would not be standing here.
(laughing)
What do you, why do you think that you do so well?
- Because I believe I'll do well.
- That's such a life coach-ey thing to say.
So honestly that's dope, I like your career.
Thank you for sharing.
- Thanks.
- Thank you so much.
(clapping)
- Thank you guys.
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