Youtube daily report Aug 22 2017

Look at all this leg room we have

These are great seats

We're going to Thailand now

I'm really excited

So we landed in Bangkok

And I'm not sure if you guys can see

But it is raining so much outside

We are at Amari Phuket

Phuket, Phuket

In Thailand and we're at the hotel

There's these shuttles that take you to your hotel

Just for reference, this is my hand

I asked for a fried egg and look at that

It's like perfection, right?

This view

Here we are and this is an example of

What the hotels look like here

[squeals of excitement]

Oh my gosh it's so nice I can't even

Table

Oh my gosh you guys

Look at our view!

And this is the view from the bedroom

Now we're gonna get dinner

Here's where the shuttle dropped us off

I don't know exactly where we are

But we passed Patong Beach

Which I think is like famous?

We are at dinner right now

Bondi Aussie Bar & Grill

And I ordered the ribs

They're pork ribs but um

This is what they're famous for here

Thank you!

We're just leaving the mall

And it is AWESOME

Oh my gosh you guys

Shopping in Thailand is

GREAT

You can really stretch your money

So for example

I got, like, two pairs of these

Fabric pants that I've been wanting

Back home

I saw them in Santa Monica for around

Thirty dollars

Here I got them for what?

$6.00 or $6.50 each

These are my new pants [poses]

My hair has been a mess

I left my hairbrush in China so..

HELLO are we in Thailand or Hogwarts?

Because there is a HUGE chessboard there

Ha ha ha

I made a joke

I am so funny

I'm probably the only one who's gonna find that funny

Oh well

There's a pool over here

Wow! This is gorgeous

I want to jet ski so bad

I'm SO excited

Aaahhhhh

You guys look at this the stairs lead right down to the ocean

[low pitched excitement noise]

And then there's the jet skis

WOOOOOO!

EEEE-AAAHHH-OOOO!

OOWW!

[lower pitched] AAAHHHHHH

YALL this looks like a person's driveway to their house like

I think it's a hotel but

I'm just sayin'

Woo!

High-pitched screaming]

This is our hotel

K we're at the stairs now, this is SOO cool

We forgot our shoes!

Rinse off the saaaannnddd

OO

Look how beautiful this is

Geez

Oh look at this cute little waterfall thing

Oh, never mind, is that a sewage system?

Look at these beautiful butterflies

The view is SPECTACULAR

I love Thailand

Usually I open my eyes underwater but this water is so salty like so salty

Like, SO salty

I just stepped on a sharp rock

Beautiful, right?

Ope look at that parasailor

I did that earlier

This picture they took for me

This is the city, I thought I'd give you guys a look

Those vans are shuttles for hotels

I call them: Hearse vans

Not a fan, but

You do what you gotta do to get where you need to go

Driving's kinda chaotic

It's not as crazy as China though

[car double-honks]

Lots of fake Louis Vuitton

Fake Michael Kors

Lots of fake

I bought so many seashells [laughs]

So we're at the restaurant right now

It is 10:11pm

I ordered some noodles with some chicken

A chicken noodle soup basically

So we just finished our foooood

You guys I had no idea this whole time

When I was trying to track down a cat earlier

Can y'all see it?

[dangerous meow]

Ooo, catfight! [see what I did there? I'm so punny omg]

It was another cat that came up

And that cat got mad

We're checking out of this hotel

说拜拜 (say bye)

So we just arrived at our next hotel

This is the entrance

Look at this pool. Oh my gosh

You can walk out of your room into the pool

So I just put some stuff in the safe

because I like to make use of uh

Safes in hotels

I'll go outside and show you guys

And there's the beach

Nice bed, and then this is the bathtub

And this rain shower

And yeah

We just got back from the hotel Spa

And it was so nice

I smell like a flower now

Before that we went on the jet ski

It was a little bit eerie

It's foggy outside and we couldn't really see the bottom

I like to be able to see what's in the water

Last day on this island

I get to sit here and enjoy the ocean

Here's the menu they brought me

As you can see it's a Russian menu

Everyone thinks I'm Russian here

The lights have come on outside

They put candles

So here's what McDonalds in Thailand looks like

They have things like chicken curry pie

Chicken sausage roll

Chocolate orange mousse cake (recommended)

Blueberry cheesecake (best seller)

Look at this! It's like Escalators

But without the steps

We're in Bangkok by the way, at the Bangkok airport

Isn't this a fancy looking elevator?

Heyyy

We're at our last hotel on this trip

Oh my gosh

Look at the shower!

I guess no privacy when you go to the bathroom though

Oh wait no they have curtain things that you can pull down

Can you tell how sparkly these are?

They are adorable

I love the seashell one right here

It is GORGEOUS

There are A LOT of bikers

My goodness, look at all the traffic

There are so many floors of this mall

It reminds me of Hogwarts castle

I'm OBSESSED with this dress

We're at this hotel called "Renaissance"

And look at the inside

See how it's hot pink?

The taxis here are hot pink

They're so cool

It's pretty much like city

Everywhere

We are arriving at Bangkok International Airport

South Korea

All by my lonesome

Hello LAX, I'm hommeee

[happy squealing]

It's so good to be in the United States

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Soul Shards teaser - Draft - Duration: 2:12.

[Waves and wind]

[Thunder]

In my dreams it calls out to me.

It shows me how we came to this land.

[Thunder]

Our journey through the ice void...

Heeding the call of the Nimtarias,

seeking shelter from the endless cold.

It shows me the struggle,

the hardships my people endured...

The warmth in our hearts turned into glacial resolve...

the price we paid to make this our home.

[Dragon roars]

And it reveals the thruth:

[Ominous music]

eventually, the void will devour us...

[Gasp]

In the threshold of my sleep, it compels me...

to reach out to it,

for it craves the new power growing within me.

The power to bring my thoughts...

into reality!

[Uplifting music]

Something is amiss.

Nevertheless I must go,

since within it

lies the hope for salvation

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200K PLUSHIE GIVEAWAY | @The_Stubbins UNBOXING | AYCHRISTENE CELEBRATES - Duration: 5:49.

Hey Buddies I'm really really really really really excited to do this unboxing slash

giveaway oh my gosh I'm so excited so when I was at PAX I met a really

really cool gentleman who worked for the company and partnered with them to bring

you the Stubbins unboxing (Repeated multiple times for an epic effect)

okay I don't have enough echo Elliot goes on high note summit rip this

back baby open fun okay this packing company did very well with the date okay

maybe I shouldn't do this is that freak devices with a nail I did it though

that's it oh crap I did I broken it yeah oh okay

pencil and some people maybe like to see French use a knife will be very easy for

faster there's probably a million in your health and I feel like have you I

have a million where you have my health you'll be like Christine I was in the

bushes you saw me you wait to meet me said hello and I feel like you're right

I forgot oh okay oh my goodness so cute fuck oh my gosh

they are adorable they are so freaking cute so after three of us I can get one

of these beautiful adorable cute things away to you know kind of like I think I

want to keep them all final towel okay but this wasn't Drake you've got that

boy all I get if I just let it get they think and we've got a like oh my gosh

they love them already yeah

I think that's adorable I just in a minute

they are so freaking cute all my goodness I love them they're so adorable

so when summons they make plushies out of video game characters and as you can

see they aren't ginormous or anything like that but they are like so perfectly

cute and cheesy and chubby and you know a chibi and chubby oh my god okay so the

diesel I like what they did to represent her ginger liqueur gross but they were

kind of like bunched up at the top and she has these braids in the back with

her ponytail it's really cute and she's got her little earpiece things that she

had in a game you'd rival Drake here with his ten o'clock shadow because that

means they have enough shadow I know five o'clock any five hours ago and he

still has that shadow on all the time I guess he's got even as little belt a

little sack on the back oh my gosh and that's that point you've got a dipper a

working different what's inside here what's inside okay just just two so

that's I'm happy they actually put the zipper on him so that's going to be

great for like you know idle hands instead of a fidget better make a song

my name is Steph boy yessir I'm stuffing

favor and I don't know what else to say you probably don't even hear the zipper

anyway oh my god these are so freakin cute and adorable and soft and just

loving I just want to lay in my bed were spend forever forget my UPS end I'm just

kidding I love him he will stay in the bed tube so you guys do probably just

like hey Christine talk about the giveaway enough about how much you love

them we go down we know so for the Gateway all you have to do is sign up

for the stuff and email it and follow them on social media you can follow them

on Twitter you can follow them on Instagram you can follow them on

Facebook and then just letting me and summons dope which video

game characters you would like to see them use or make a plushie making them a

seven if you do it on Twitter make sure at me and at seven if you do on

Instagram you post like a picture of the videogame character that you would like

to see at the seven then make sure you tag me and type them in and if you don't

face book and then you can post a picture and tag us both in it as well I

did let them know about that idea and they actually said that they would look

into maybe creating some of the suggestions that you guys make so it's

not only awesome that you guys get one of these adorable cute little something

so cute but you get to also help give an idea

for the next video game character that they could create as a cute little

Stubbins ever never ever

and so when you guys just got gift from me how awesome is that

wha-wha shout out again to the folks over at seventh because these are so

cute I am literally in love with them and I wish that I'd asked for for it's

like a cheesy three and get one one other one away but probably if you give

it to me I probably just fell in love about you don't forget again check them

out on the social media enter for the giveaway

it'll be like a send and a giveaway so you have a week do it spread the word

everybody know I'm so so so so so excited to do this with you guys and I

love you guys as always let me know you saw so well in the comment section and

go ahead and if you like the city person out of that like button hit me up a sort

of Facebook's check out my second channel over there subscribe here for

more awesome content I love you guys with always and implemented photos

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Hello!

I'm Rishabh Chatterjee and in this video we will see three instances where we meet buses

on narrow curves.The thing that is special when there is a oncoming bus in a curve is

that there is always confusion how much space does the bus need to turn.Lets watch the video

to find out how much?

These were the three times when we met a bus on a curve on our journey from Kannur to Bengaluru.to

wath the full journey video check the links in the description.i hope u got some idea

about how to drive when there is a bus coming on the opposite side.if you learnt something

from this video don't forget to hit on the like button and share this video with your

friends too.if you are new to this channel then don't forget to subscribe and click the

bell icon .this is rishabh Chatterjee signing off and I hope to see you in my next video.bye

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[YTP] Shlock Shlock Shlock Shlock Shlock Shlock (104963 SUBSCRIBER SPECIAL) - Duration: 3:41.

*Spirit on the Radio starts playing*

No Rush.

Now the story of an unhealthy duo who achieved nothing...

...and the one gun who had no choice but to end it all forever.

It's Benevolent Connecticut.

Here.

Not now, I'm busy.

Shlock. NOT NOW.

He's back.

* M E T A *

(How you should react when a new Numberer1 video comes out.)

Would you mind slipping your hand into my pocket?

*I've got something in my front pocket for you...*

OH YEAH.

*oh no*

You're him.

There are two types of fans.

Oh.

*sniffs*

Hmm.

*sniffs*

Hmm.

*sni-

How would you describe this man; his character?

James Morioriorioarty isn't a man at all.

*Confirmed.*

You've been called here to answer Ms. Sorrel's questions, not to give us a display of your...

...penis. *zips*

Do you think you could survive for just a few minutes...

...WITHOUT SHOWING OFF?!

*strange inhale transition*

Don't do that.

Do what?

The look.

Look?

You're doing the look again.

Well I can't see it, can I?

It's my face.

Yes, and it's doing a thing.

I find the face so annoyi-

A A A A A A A A A A A A

Your Honor,

...whenewenewenewenewwewewewewew.

I don't follow.

*various breaking noises*

*Mozart's Nach dem Tod Symphony*

(Pizza time)

I'm Mr. Sex.

Burn me.

I could open any door, any door,

with a few tiny doors.

You should see meme.

?

Claudette, I...

Ah.

Aaah.

AAAAAAH.

Get out!

*JUST SCREAMING*

Get the fuck out of my room, I'm playing Minecraft!

Shlock...

Scream?

Yeah.

SCREAM!

Boop!

Will you cum?

I'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND.

*I swear he said "Will you cum?" a second time...*

Shlock, I don't want the world believing you're...

CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT'S GOING ON?!

...

O_O

No.

N8И SCOTTOƆƧ YAAY

I thought he was some sort of Private Eye.

He is.

What?!

I'm not the only- SHUT UP.

*I had a bunch of paintings replaced in this scene, but After Effects died so R.I.P*

Too late to go on the reco-

Hi Honey, I'm home.

!

°ロ°

( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

ಠoಠ

ʘᗩʘ

(◕‿◕)

⊙▃⊙

oh

So that's your sauce?

There is no Mori(oriori)arty.

(Night time.)

(Day time!)

(Night time.)

(Day time?)

(Night time. Day time! Night time. Day time!)

STOP IT NOW!

*Sherlock fucking dies*

oh okay

...wat

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Secret Service Almost Out Of Money - Duration: 7:16.

THE SECRET SERVICE HAS DEPLETED ITS FUNDS NECESSARY TO PAY AT

LEAST A PORTION OF ITS AGENTS;

ONE THIRD OF ITS AGENTS HAVE ALREADY HAD THE CAP FOR HOURS

AND OVERTIME, WHICH MEANS THAT SOME OF THEM HAVE TO WORK

FOR FREE UNLESS CONGRESS DOES SOMETHING TO ALLOCATE MORE

FUNDING FOR THE SECRET SERVICE.

A LOT OF THIS HAS TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT LAST YEAR WAS A

TOMATOES ONE TO SAY THE LEAST, WHICH REQUIRED A GREAT DEAL OF

SECRET SERVICE TO GET INVOLVED, TO PROTECT PRESIDENTIAL

CANDIDATES, AND BE INVOLVED IN THE POLITICAL CONVENTIONS THAT

TOOK PLACE, BUT DONALD TRUMP'S AGONIST RATION IS NOT

MAKING THINGS EASY, WHEN YOU CONSIDER THE FACT THAT HE

IS CONSTANTLY TRAVELING FOR PLEASURE, AND HE ALSO HAS A

GIANT FAMILY, WHICH ALSO REQUIRES SECRET SERVICE.

NOW, AGENTS MUST PROTECT TRUMP, LESS TRAVELED ALMOST EVERY

WEEKEND WAS PROPERTIES IN FLORIDA, NEW JERSEY, AND

VIRGINIA ñ AND HIS ADULT CHILDREN WHOSE BUSINESS TIPS AND

VACATIONS HAVE TAKEN THEM OVERSEAS.

THE PART OF THIS THAT IS FRUSTRATING, TO SAY THE LEAST,

IS THAT HIS SONS, WHO ARE CURRENTLY TRAVELING TO OTHER

COUNTRIES FOR TRUMP -RELATED BUSINESS, ALSO GET SECRET

SERVICE, AND SO TAXPAYERS ARE FOOTING THE BILL FOR THAT, AND

THAT'S NOT RELATED TO WORK FOR OUR COUNTRY, OR FOR OUR

GOVERNMENT.

IT'S SOLELY BASED ON WORK THEY ARE DOING FOR THEIR OWN

BUSINESSES.

MORE THAN 1000 AGENTS HAVE ALREADY HIT THE CAT THE ñ

HAVE HIT THE FEDERAL MANDATE.

SINCE HIS INAUGURATION, TRUMP HAS TAKEN SEVEN CHIPS TO HIS

ESTATE IN MAR A LAGO, TRAVELED TO NEW JERSEY GOLF CLUB

FIVE TIMES, AND RETURN TO MANHATTAN ONCE.

I HAVE MORE DETAILS FOR YOU, BUT JUST TO GIVE YOU MORE

DETAILS ON HOW MUCH THIS COST, TAKE A LOOK AT THE VIDEO.

REPEATED VISITS TO HIS GOLF CLUB IN NEW JERSEY.

AROUND-THE-CLOCK SECURITY FOR THE FIRST LADY AND THEIR

SONS IN MANHATTAN, UNTIL RECENTLY.

TONIGHT, THERE'S MORE SCRUTINY ON THE STRAIN OF THOSE

OPERATIONS.

THEY ARE NOW WORKING OVERTIME HOURS THEY ARE NOT GETTING

PAID FOR.

ABOUT 1100 AGENCY EMPLOYEES WILL WORK OVERTIME HOURS THIS YEAR.

YEAH, AND JUST TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA, UNDER DONALD TRUMP,

42 PEOPLE HAVE PROTECTION, A NUMBER THAT INCLUDES 18

MEMBERS OF HIS FAMILY.

THAT'S UP FROM 31 IN THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION.

THERE'S THINGS THEY CAN DO ABOUT, THINGS THEY CAN'T.

YOU CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE FACT THAT THERE IS 42

PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY.

HIS WIFE AND HIS SON STAY BEHIND IN NEW YORK UNTIL JUNE SO HE

COULD FINISH THE SCHOOL YEAR THERE.

SOME HAVE CRITICIZED THAT, BECAUSE THAT INCLUDES A WHOLE

OTHER SECURITY APPARATUS IN TRUMP IN NEW YORK, WHEREAS

YOU COULD HAVE ONE APPARATUS IN WASHINGTON.

A COULD BE ARGUED THAT IS NITPICKING.

THE ONE THING HE COULD DEFINITELY CONTROL IS HOW MUCH

HE GOES TO ñ

GOLFING?

VACATIONS, OUTINGS TO HIS OWN PLACES, WHICH HE IS MAINLY

USING FOR ADVERTISING.

SO, NOT ONLY DOES HE KEEP TALKING ABOUT HIS WINTER WHITE

HOUSE, TALKING ABOUT MAR A LAGO.

THESE ARE ALL GIANT ADS FOR HIS PROPERTIES, AND HE EVEN HAD

THE TEMERITY AFTER THE CHARLOTTESVILLE PRESS

CONFERENCE, WHICH WAS AN ABSOLUTE DISASTER, WHERE HE

BLAMED THE COUNTER PROTESTERS AS WELL, TO THEN PLUG HIS

PROPERTIES IN VIRGINIA, WHICH HE ALSO GOES TO.

THE MAN HAS NO BOUNDS OF DECENCY OR MORALITY.

AND HERE IS A GUY WHO CRITICIZED OBAMA'S VACATIONS.

IMMEDIATELY TAKING FAR MORE VACATIONS ñ EVEN THE MIDDLE OF A

17 DAY VACATION RIGHT NOW, AND UNDERTAKING SO MUCH HEAT

FOR IT THEY CHANGED IT TO ñ AND A DRIVING CRAZY WHEN THE

PRESS DUTIFULLY REPORTED AS SUCH ñ IT IS NOW A WORKING VACATION.

SURE IT IS.

THAT HE CAN HELP, BUT HE'S NOT, SO IF YOU ARE A CONSERVATIVE AND

YOU CARE ABOUT OUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS, WE ARE THROWING

THEM AWAY IN BUSHELS HERE.

BY THE WAY, CAN YOU SAY AT THE WHITE HOUSE ONE WEEKEND AND

DO YOUR JOB?

YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT, IS NOT AN EASY JOB.

YES, YOU HAVE TO BE VIGILANT 24/7 , AND HE'S NOWHERE

NEAR THAT VIGILANCE.

IT'S INTERESTING BECAUSE HE WILL BRAG ABOUT DONATING $100,000 OF

HIS SALARY TO THE EDUCATION DEPARTMENT, WHILE HE

SIMULTANEOUSLY PROPOSES TO CUT MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FROM THE

DEPARTMENT?

HERE'S THE THING, HOW ABOUT YOU KEEP YOUR SALARY, AND JUST

TRAVEL LESS?

ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S TRAVEL THAT IS UNNECESSARY, AND YOU ARE

SPECIFICALLY DOING IT TO ADVERTISE YOUR BUSINESSES.

THE ONE HOW FRUSTRATING IT IS TO HAVE TO PAY FOR HIS SONS TO

TRAVEL TO OTHER COUNTRIES FOR THEIR BUSINESSES?

I GET THAT IT IS A TRICKY QUESTION.

ALSO, TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF WHAT IS BEING PROPOSED IN TERMS

OF ALLOCATION OF ADDITIONAL FUNDING, THERE IS A PROPOSAL TO

RAISE THE COMBINED SALARY AND OVERTIME CAP FOR AGENTS,

FOR THE DURATION OF HIS FIRST TERM.

ALSO, LAST YEAR, CONGRESS DID HAVE TO APPROVE A ONE-TIME

TEXT TO ENSURE THAT 1400 AGENTS WOULD BECOME ZETA FOR THOUSANDS

OF HOURS OF OVERTIME EARNED ABOVE COMPENSATION LIMITS.

THIS IS AN ONGOING ISSUE, AND IT IS ONLY MADE WORSE WITH ALL THE

TRAVEL INVOLVED WITH TRUMP AND HIS FAMILY.

THERE'S ALSO THE PERSONAL INVESTMENT ANGLE.

NOW, OTHER REPUBLICANS HAVE SPENT $1.3 MILLION ON TRUMP

PROPERTIES, SOMETIMES JUST TO STAY IN WASHINGTON AND DO WORK,

BUT YOU KNOW IT IS ALSO TO MAKE HIM HAPPY.

AND FINALLY, JUST TO GIVE YOU A SENSE OF HOW MUCH MONEY IS

INVOLVED HERE, THE SECRET SERVICE HAS ALREADY SPENT

$60,000 IN GOLF CARTS RENTALS ALONE THIS YEAR ON HIS

PROPERTIES.

NOW, IF YOU REALLY CARED ABOUT THE AMERICAN TAXPAYERS YOU

COULD SAY, HEY YOU KNOW WHAT?

THE GOLF CARTS YOU ARE USING TO PROTECT ME WHILE I GO

NONSTOP GOLFING AT MY OWN PROPERTY, NOT TO CHARGE THE

AMERICAN GOVERNMENT FOR THAT.

BUT HE LOVES TO CHARGE THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT.

EVERYONE OF HIS OUTINGS TO MAR A LAGO HAS COST AT LEAST $3

MILLION, SO TO ANA'S POINT ABOUT WHEN HE BRAGS OF NOT TAKING HIS

SALARY, WHICH I THINK IS ABOUT $40,000 OVER THE ENTIRETY OF

FOUR YEARS, YOU SPEND MORE THAN THAT EVERY TIME YOU GO TO MAR A

LAGO, AN YOU'VE BEEN THERE SEVEN TIMES ALREADY, SO PLEASE SPARE

ME THE BRAGGING.

YOUR SPENDING OUR MONEY AND RUNNING THE SECRET SERVICE

INTO THE GROUND.

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Second Navy Destroyer Collides At Sea - Duration: 8:44.

A U.S. WARSHIP

HAS BEEN INVOLVED

IN A CRASH IN -

VIDEO BUFFERING -

LIFE-THREATENING.

NOW, WE HAVE A QUICK REPORT ON THIS INCIDENT, WHICH WILL

SHOW YOU THE EXTENT OF THE DAMAGE, WILL COME RIGHT

BACK AND GIVE YOU THE DETAILS.

A GAPING WOUND ON THE PORT SIDE OF THE USS JOHN MCCAIN, AFTER

COLLIDING WITH AN OIL TANKER IN ONE OF THE WORLD'S BUSIEST

SHIPPING ROUTES.

10 SAILORS ARE MISSING, AND FIVE CREW ARE INJURED, AND A

CERTAIN RESCUE OPERATION IS UNDERWAY.

IS REPORTED THAT THE CREW TRIED TO STEM FLOODING IN SEVERAL

PLACES, WHILE THE VESSEL HEADED TOWARD SINGAPORE.

I JUST WANT TO SAY TWO QUICK THINGS THERE: WHENEVER WE SHOW A

VIDEO LIKE THAT, CHECK THE DISCUSSION BOX, BECAUSE IT WILL

HAVE THE FULL REPORT.

IF WE ARE SHOWING YOU A VIDEO BY SOMEONE, THEY'VE DONE A

GOOD JOB AND WE WANT TO SEE THE FULL REPORT.

THE SECOND THING, YOU MENTIONED CONSPIRACY THEORIES, AND I

WANTED TO SCREW WITH YOU A BIT, I THINK THERE IS EVIDENCE.

WHAT IS THE EVIDENCE?

I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING, BASED ON WHAT I'VE READ.

I DON'T MEAN THERE IS A SMOKING GUN ON A MEMO FROM THE PENTAGON

SAYING THAT THEY HAVE HIJACKED OUR NAVIGATION SYSTEMS, BUT

I THINK THERE IS CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE.

LET'S CONTINUE THE STORY AND I WILL EXPLAIN WHAT I THINK

THAT EVIDENCE IS.

JUST TO GIVE YOU

SOME MORE DETAILS -

VIDEO BUFFERING -

FLOODING IN BIRTHING COMPARTMENTS, AS WELL AS

MACHINERY AND COMMUNITY ROOMS.

THERE WILL BE AN INVESTIGATION INTO THIS ACCIDENT, AND

SEVERAL OTHERS THAT OCCURRED OVER THE LAST YEAR.

JAMES MATTIS WOULD LIKE THIS INVESTIGATION TOOK PLACE TO

LOOK INTO WHY THIS KEEPS HAPPENING.

JUST TO GIVE YOU AN OUTLINE OF THE OTHER NAVY WARSHIPS THAT

HAVE EXPERIENCED SEVERAL CRASHES, 1917 THE USS FITZGERALD

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ON MAY 9, THE GUIDED MISSILE CRUISER USS LAKE CHAMPLAIN

WAS STRUCK BY A SMALL FISHING BOAT OFF THE KOREAN PENINSULA.

IN LATE JANUARY, THE GUIDED MISSILE USS ANTIETAM

RAN AGROUND.

SO, THESE COLLISIONS KEEP HAPPENING, AND IT'S JUST STRANGE

BECAUSE THIS ISN'T TYPICAL, SOME I CAN SEE WHAT YOU MEAN BY SOME

CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE, BUT AGAIN, THERE'S NO SMOKING GUN AT

ALL, I WANT TO BE CLEAR ABOUT THAT.

FIRST OFF, A QUICK THING ON THE GENRE GAIN.

BOTH HIS DAD AND HIS GRANDFATHER WERE LEGENDARY ADMIRALS IN THE

NAVY, AND PART OF THE REASON WHY HE WAS ABLE TO GET INTO THE

MILITARY.

HE WAS A CAPTAIN HIMSELF, JOHN MCCAIN WAS, BUT HE CRASHED FOUR

DIFFERENT TIMES.

TRUMP, BY THE WAY, IN REACTION TO THIS STORY SAID THAT HE

PREFERS SHIP THAT DON'T CRASH.

HE DIDN'T SAY THAT, BUT HE SAID, OH THAT'S TOO BAD.

HE SAID THAT'S TOO BAD IN REGARD TO THE 10 MISSING SAILORS, THAT

APPEARED TO BE A LITTLE BIT OF AN INADEQUATE RESPONSE.

LATERS.

SOME OFFICIAL TWEETED OUT, OUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS ARE

WITH THE SAILORS, ETC.

NOW, ONTO THE MAIN EVENT.

IF MONK HAS EVER TAUGHT ME ANYTHING, IT'S THAT THERE

ARE NO COINCIDENCES.

SO, FOUR SHIPS IN ONE YEAR, THAT IS WAY TOO HIGH A NUMBER.

IF IT WAS JUST, A KOREAN SHIPPING BOAT MANAGED TO RUN

INTO A GIANT SHIP, YET THAT KNUCKLEHEAD ON THE FISHING

BOAT MADE A MISTAKE.

IF THERE IS ONE ACCIDENT, AND THEN THAT, THAT'S STILL NOTHING,

BUT FOUR ACCIDENTS IN ONE YEAR.

THERE IS ANOTHER THEORY, AND THAT IS THAT DONALD TRUMP IS IN

CHARGE AND INCOMPETENCE MOVES FROM THE HEAD DOWN.

BUT I THINK THAT'S VERY UNLIKELY.

HE DOESN'T GET CREDIT FOR THE ECONOMY ASKED AS HE WALKS

IN, HE ALSO DOESN'T GET BLAMED FOR ALL THE THINGS THAT GO

ñ THAT HAPPEN AS SOON AS HE COMES IN.

NOW, ONTO THE THEORY ABOUT WHY I THINK THERE ARE ISSUES HERE.

THE U.S. MILITARY IN SOUTH KOREA BEGAN A 10

DAY MILITARY EXERCISE ON MONDAY.

THE SECOND COINCIDENCE IS THAT THIS CRASH HAPPENED ON MONDAY.

AND ALL FOUR OF THE CRASHES WERE IN ASIAN WATERS, SO WE ARE ABOUT

TO DO EXERCISE WITH SOUTH KOREA, ALL OF A SUDDEN ONE OF OUR SHIPS

CAN CONTROL ITSELF, AND RUNS INTO A GIANT OIL TANKER.

WHAT THINKERS ARE ENORMOUS.

HERE IS WHAT ONE ñ

REALLY QUICK, I WANT TO GIVE OUR AUDIENCE ANOTHER DETAIL.

THEY APPARENTLY LOST THE ABILITY TO STEER, MOMENTARILY.

IT WAS A TEMPORARY THING, THEN THEY WERE ABLE TO STEER

AGAIN BUT IT WAS TOO LATE.

THAT'S EXACTLY MY POINT.

A U.S.

NAVY OFFICIAL TOLD CNN THAT THE MCCAIN HAD EXPERIENCED A

LOSS OF STEERING BEFORE THE COLLISION.

YEAH, SO IF SOMEONE IS HACKING INTO OUR SYSTEMS THAT IS

EXACTLY WHAT WOULD'VE HAPPENED, AND THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE THE

ACCIDENT.

SO, IT'S NOT A CONSPIRACY THEORY IF YOU HAVE GOOD CIRCUMSTANTIAL

EVIDENCE THAT COLLISIONS ARE HAPPENING BECAUSE YOU LOST

CONTROL OF THE ABILITY TO STEER THE SHIP.

NOW, IT MIGHT TURN OUT THAT IT'S JUST A TECHNICAL FAILURE,

THERE'S A THOUSAND THINGS A GOOD TURN OUT TO BE.

THAT'S WHY ANA SAYS THERE IS NO SMOKING GUN, BUT FOR THEM TO

HAVE THE INABILITY TO STEER RIGHT BEFORE THEY RAN INTO THE

OTHER SHIP, AND OTHER WILD COINCIDENCE ñ ANOTHER WILD

COINCIDENCE, IN A SERIES OF DEMAND A SEQUENCE OF TREMENDOUS

COINCIDENCES.

I'M GOING TO QUOTE ANOTHER PERSON HERE WHO SAYS, "HOW DOES

THE NAVAL DESTROYER, EQUIPPED WITH RADAR DEVICES, AND A

FULL BRIDGE WATCH, NOT DETECT AND EVADE A 30,000

TON, SLOW-MOVING BEHEMOTH?"

WHEN YOU PUT ALL THAT TOGETHER, SOMETHING IS AMISS HERE.

I DON'T KNOW WHO ñ I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, AND WHO DID IT, OR

IF IT IS A TECHNICAL FAILURE ON OUR PART, OR IF THERE IS AN

ADVERSARY HERE INTERFERING WITH OUR ABILITY TO STEER THE SHIPS

AT IMPORTANT MOMENTS, BUT IF THERE IS A CHANCE IT IS THE

LATTER, OH BOY, THAT INTERNAL REVIEW THEY JUST ORDERED IS

NECESSARY AND HIGH-PRIORITY.

IF IT TURNS OUT IT IS A FOREIGN POWER WHO DID THIS, AND IN THE

LAST ACCIDENT WE LOST SEVEN PEOPLE ñ SEVEN OF OUR SAILORS

DIED ñ NOW WE HAVE ANOTHER 10 MISSING.

IF THAT IS AN ATTACK ON THE UNITED STATES, AND WE HAVE

LOST SOME OF OUR SERVICE PEOPLE TO THOSE ATTACKS, THAT IS

AS SERIOUS AS A HEART ATTACK, SO AFRAID WHAT THEY MIGHT FIND

OUT IN THIS INVESTIGATION, BECAUSE THEN WE MIGHT HAVE

TO TAKE ACTION, AND THAT IS NOT GOOD NEWS FOR THE WHOLE WORLD.

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'CEO Of Purple Drank' BUSTED - Duration: 6:07.

A FLORIDA MAN HAS BEEN SENTENCED TO PRISON AFTER BEING FOUND OUT

THAT HE WAS THE CEO OF THE SO-CALLED PURPLE DRANK.

IF YOU LISTEN TO MUSIC, YOU HAVE HEARD ABOUT PURPLE DRANK,

THERE IS APPARENTLY A CRIMINAL ELEMENT TO IT, AND IT

INVOLVES HARRISON GARCIA, WHO HAS BEEN SENTENCED TO PRISON.

ACCORDING TO FEDERAL PROSECUTORS, GARCIA WAS

RESPONSIBLE FOR PUMPING THE SOUTH FLORIDA MUSIC SCENE WITH

THE CONCOCTION, A MIX OF PROMETHAZINE, WITH CODEINE,

SODA, AND JOLLY RANCHERS.

I THINK THIS IS AN AMAZING STORY, I FOUND IT AMAZING

BECAUSE OF HOW INCREDIBLY DUMB THIS, AND ALL IS.

THE REASON WHY HE GOT CAUGHT WAS BECAUSE HE WAS BRAGGING ABOUT IT

ON INSTAGRAM INCESSANTLY, AND SO FEDERAL PROSECUTORS WERE LIKE,

OH, THIS GUY, WE THINK HE MIGHT BE TIED TO A STRING OF

BURGLARIES WITH THESE DRUGSTORES IN THE SOUTH FLORIDA AREA.

NOW, THE 27-YEAR-OLD RELENTLESSLY POSTED ONLINE,

REFERRING TO HIMSELF AS THE CEO OF PURPLE DRANK, AND EVEN

SPORTING A PENDANT FEATURING A DIAMOND ENCRUSTED STYROFOAM CUP.

THAT IS HOW THEY TAKE PURPLE DRANK, THE STYROFOAM CUPS.

I THINK IT'S THOSE RED CUPS.

NO?

I'VE NEVER HAD THE PURPLE DRINK SURE YOU HAVEN'T.

I'M A SQUARE, BUT IF YOU HAD TO BE SOMETHING AND THAT YOU

MADE AT HOME AND IT HAS BUGS IN IT I'D BE LIKE, THANKS BUT

NO THANKS.

SUMMARY GET ME A COKE, OR A BEER OR SOMEBODY GO OR WHATEVER,

BUT I'M NOT THINKING THAT.

LET'S GIVE YOU SOME INFORMATION ABOUT HIS INSTAGRAM PAGE.

RECORDS PROVIDED BY INSTAGRAM REVEALED THAT DIRECT

MESSAGES SENT AND RECEIVED BY GARCIA, IN WHICH GARCIA

NEGOTIATED WITH CUSTOMERS FOR THE SALE OF PROMETHAZINE

WITH CODEINE, MARIJUANA AND OTHER CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES,

AND ALSO AGREED TO PROVIDE THE REQUESTED

AND NARCOTICS."

I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY THINK HE MIGHT BE DOING SOMETHING WRONG.

W WHAT I THINK HE IS GUILTY OF AND NOT GUILTY OF.

THE BURGLARIES, WHERE THEY WENT AND GOT THE INGREDIENTS

THEY NEEDED, IT IS A 14 CREW THAT DOESN'T EVEN INVOLVE

HIM, HE IS PROBABLY THE RINGLEADER FOR IT.

SO, IF I WAS ALL PROVEN OUT, AND IT APPARENTLY HAS BEEN IN

TRIALS, YET HE SHOULD GO TO PRISON FOR THAT, NO

QUESTION ABOUT IT.

I THINK THAT ALL DRUGS SHOULD BE LEGAL, SO I WOULDN'T DRINK THIS,

AND IT PROBABLY HAS DONE ñ THERE'S GOOD THERE IS AS TOO

MUCH HARM IT'S DONE IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY, TO SOME OF THE

PEOPLE WHO DRANK IT.

I THINK IT IS LEGAL, I THINK THIS IS AN ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE.

BUT THEY ARE CHARGING HIM WITH, YOU KNOW, SELLING IT.

IF IT'S PERFECTLY LEGAL THAN HE'S ALLOWED TO SELL IT.

THEY DIDN'T NECESSARILY CHARGE HIM FOR SELLING IT, THEY CHARGED

HIM FOR STEALING THE MATERIAL, AND THEN RESELLING IT.

SO, LOOK, I THINK IN TERMS OF DRUGS, THE MORE LEGAL WE MAKE

ALL THE DRUGS, THE SAFER THEY ARE GOING TO BE, RIGHT?

SO, IF THERE IS A LEGAL WAY TO DO PURPLE DRANK, AND IT DOESN'T

KILL PEOPLE OR REALLY HARM THEM, OKAY, AND EVEN IF IT REALLY

HARMS THEM, THAT IS THEIR CALL TO MAKE.

BUT IF IT'S LIGHTLY REGULATED, IT'S STILL BETTER THAN SOME

SHMUCK IN MIAMI WHO WAS LIKE, I'VE GOT STYROFOAM CUPS FOR

EVERYBODY!

RIGHT?

SO, EVEN IF IT'S SUPER DANGEROUS, WE ARE BETTER

OFF REGULATING IT AND LETTING HOLDERS IN MIAMI SELL IT

LEFT AND RIGHT, SO I DON'T KNOW IF HE SHOULD GO TO JAIL FOR

ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE BURGLARIES, BUT YOU ARE

SAYING THAT'S THE CASE ANYWAY, SO I GUESS MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

BASED ON WHAT I'VE READ ABOUT HIM AND WHAT I KNOW ABOUT

HIM, HE SHOULD BE IN PRISON.

YOU KNOW, HE HAD A BUNCH OF ILLEGAL WEAPONS.

IT'S NOT LIKE JUST ONE THING, LIKE OH THIS GUY JUST HAD,

YOU KNOW, AN INVENTORY OF COUGH SYRUP, AND WHATEVER, JOLLY

RANCHERS, AND HE MADE THIS DRINK AND HANDED IT OUT AT PARTIES.

THAT'S NOT WHAT HE DID, THAT'S ONLY A TINY PART OF WHAT HE DID.

IT WAS BEING THE RINGLEADER OF THESE BURGLARIES, HAVING

ALL THESE ILLEGAL WEAPONS THAT HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE

POSSESSION OF.

ALL OF THESE OTHER PRESCRIPTION DRUGS THAT HE WASN'T

SUPPOSED TO HAVE POSSESSION OF.

THOSE ARE THE THINGS THAT HE DID THAT EVENTUALLY LED TO HIM

GETTING CHARGED AND CONVICTED.

SO THERE IS AN EVENTUAL CHARGE TO GET CONVICTED ON, LIKE

DRUG TRAFFICKING, WHICH COULD BE THINGS THAT YOU CAN LEGALLY

HAVE, BUT HE COULDN'T LEGALLY HAVE BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE

A PERCEPTION FOR IT.

THE BOTTOM LINE IS, LET'S LEGALIZE EVERYTHING SO

THAT'S WAY SAFER.

DON'T TRUST A RANDOM DUDE IN MIAMI TO GIVE YOU A PURPLE

DRANK.

AND IF YOU ARE GOING TO COMMIT A CRIME, DON'T ADMIT TO IT ON

INSTAGRAM.

DON'T BRAG ABOUT IT ON INSTAGRAM.

AND THE ILLEGAL ORDERS HE WOULD FILL, HE WOULD DM ABOUT IT ON

INSTAGRAM, WHICH WAS A TREASURE TROVE FOR THE AUTHORITIES.

ON THE OTHER HAND, IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE A CRIMINAL, DO

US ALL A FAVOR AS BEING AS DUMB ñ

WAS ALL THE FAVOR OF BEING AS DUMB AS HARRISON GARCIA.

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【World Is Mine】Hatsune Miku (English Cover) - Duration: 4:12.

Say I'm the best and bow to your princess #1

You should know I get my way

All morning, noon, night and day

Okay?

Starting at 1, make sure you notice my hair

It changes a lot, yes, so does what I wear

And number 2, take a look at the shoes I choose each day

Yeah, please, thanks!

Number 3, remember every time you gotta speak

Only answer in a yes, or triple it to three

Now you understand, so hurry up and take me by the hand before I get mad

Now you see, I'm really not hard to please but I need what I need

And need you to open up your heart and find how really super cute I am inside

Say I'm the best and bow to your princess #1

You should notice me everyday

No messing around cause I hate to wait

Make way for me, the only one that stands above the best

Now before the rest, I'm dying for a bite of something sweet!

So bring it here to me!

Oh!

Check one two

Aahhhhhh!

Get real?

You mean I'm way too cute for real life

Truly and never forget that, hey!

'Nother thing! You really can't go and ignore when I'm talking- like that

Oh! Did I forget?

I want a horse that's milky white, well really it's a need

He'll only come to me

Now you understand, you better kneel down and repeat "You're my princess" on beat

Now you see, I'm really not hard to please but I need what I need

And maybe, I'll let you nag when I've done bad

But only when I say any get my own way!

Say I'm the best, but now that you're my prince from high above

Can't you see me or look my way? My hand is cold and far away

Say you're the best, but living as a cold prince blind to love

Will we ever change? C'mon, wake up, I don't have all day!

Oh!

Guess I've only been dreaming, he won't feel these feelings

I won't ever get my way!

Like the only berry on cake and icing

Breaking out a golden egg to make the perfect pudding

Girls and boys we have to stay strong

Show the world I'm more than just a girl without high hopes

Even I know how to live without you

And later, you'll be sorry, I know!

Of course I'll always know, but I'll repeat it all again!

Say I'm the best and bow to your princess #1

You should keep your eyes on me or I may just go off and leave

You grab me with an everlasting hug, and I'm safe from falling HUH?

With you so near, "It's dangerous here"

Again with the same, you turn away

I'm in more danger being anywhere by you

Oh!

Hey baby!

Aahhhhhh!

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The Most Beautiful Island In The World?!?! - Duration: 7:17.

Look at all this leg room we have

These are great seats

We're going to Thailand now

I'm really excited

So we landed in Bangkok

And I'm not sure if you guys can see

But it is raining so much outside

We are at Amari Phuket

Phuket, Phuket

In Thailand and we're at the hotel

There's these shuttles that take you to your hotel

Just for reference, this is my hand

I asked for a fried egg and look at that

It's like perfection, right?

This view

Here we are and this is an example of

What the hotels look like here

[squeals of excitement]

Oh my gosh it's so nice I can't even

Table

Oh my gosh you guys

Look at our view!

And this is the view from the bedroom

Now we're gonna get dinner

Here's where the shuttle dropped us off

I don't know exactly where we are

But we passed Patong Beach

Which I think is like famous?

We are at dinner right now

Bondi Aussie Bar & Grill

And I ordered the ribs

They're pork ribs but um

This is what they're famous for here

Thank you!

We're just leaving the mall

And it is AWESOME

Oh my gosh you guys

Shopping in Thailand is

GREAT

You can really stretch your money

So for example

I got, like, two pairs of these

Fabric pants that I've been wanting

Back home

I saw them in Santa Monica for around

Thirty dollars

Here I got them for what?

$6.00 or $6.50 each

These are my new pants [poses]

My hair has been a mess

I left my hairbrush in China so..

HELLO are we in Thailand or Hogwarts?

Because there is a HUGE chessboard there

Ha ha ha

I made a joke

I am so funny

I'm probably the only one who's gonna find that funny

Oh well

There's a pool over here

Wow! This is gorgeous

I want to jet ski so bad

I'm SO excited

Aaahhhhh

You guys look at this the stairs lead right down to the ocean

[low pitched excitement noise]

And then there's the jet skis

WOOOOOO!

EEEE-AAAHHH-OOOO!

OOWW!

[lower pitched] AAAHHHHHH

YALL this looks like a person's driveway to their house like

I think it's a hotel but

I'm just sayin'

Woo!

High-pitched screaming]

This is our hotel

K we're at the stairs now, this is SOO cool

We forgot our shoes!

Rinse off the saaaannnddd

OO

Look how beautiful this is

Geez

Oh look at this cute little waterfall thing

Oh, never mind, is that a sewage system?

Look at these beautiful butterflies

The view is SPECTACULAR

I love Thailand

Usually I open my eyes underwater but this water is so salty like so salty

Like, SO salty

I just stepped on a sharp rock

Beautiful, right?

Ope look at that parasailor

I did that earlier

This picture they took for me

This is the city, I thought I'd give you guys a look

Those vans are shuttles for hotels

I call them: Hearse vans

Not a fan, but

You do what you gotta do to get where you need to go

Driving's kinda chaotic

It's not as crazy as China though

[car double-honks]

Lots of fake Louis Vuitton

Fake Michael Kors

Lots of fake

I bought so many seashells [laughs]

So we're at the restaurant right now

It is 10:11pm

I ordered some noodles with some chicken

A chicken noodle soup basically

So we just finished our foooood

You guys I had no idea this whole time

When I was trying to track down a cat earlier

Can y'all see it?

[dangerous meow]

Ooo, catfight! [see what I did there? I'm so punny omg]

It was another cat that came up

And that cat got mad

We're checking out of this hotel

说拜拜 (say bye)

So we just arrived at our next hotel

This is the entrance

Look at this pool. Oh my gosh

You can walk out of your room into the pool

So I just put some stuff in the safe

because I like to make use of uh

Safes in hotels

I'll go outside and show you guys

And there's the beach

Nice bed, and then this is the bathtub

And this rain shower

And yeah

We just got back from the hotel Spa

And it was so nice

I smell like a flower now

Before that we went on the jet ski

It was a little bit eerie

It's foggy outside and we couldn't really see the bottom

I like to be able to see what's in the water

Last day on this island

I get to sit here and enjoy the ocean

Here's the menu they brought me

As you can see it's a Russian menu

Everyone thinks I'm Russian here

The lights have come on outside

They put candles

So here's what McDonalds in Thailand looks like

They have things like chicken curry pie

Chicken sausage roll

Chocolate orange mousse cake (recommended)

Blueberry cheesecake (best seller)

Look at this! It's like Escalators

But without the steps

We're in Bangkok by the way, at the Bangkok airport

Isn't this a fancy looking elevator?

Heyyy

We're at our last hotel on this trip

Oh my gosh

Look at the shower!

I guess no privacy when you go to the bathroom though

Oh wait no they have curtain things that you can pull down

Can you tell how sparkly these are?

They are adorable

I love the seashell one right here

It is GORGEOUS

There are A LOT of bikers

My goodness, look at all the traffic

There are so many floors of this mall

It reminds me of Hogwarts castle

I'm OBSESSED with this dress

We're at this hotel called "Renaissance"

And look at the inside

See how it's hot pink?

The taxis here are hot pink

They're so cool

It's pretty much like city

Everywhere

We are arriving at Bangkok International Airport

South Korea

All by my lonesome

Hello LAX, I'm hommeee

[happy squealing]

It's so good to be in the United States