setting texts your ex ends up tragic or tragically funny and we're gonna look at
both babe I miss you nice picture ah I knew you missed me too nope just showing
you when you're missing out on Joey's coming over tonight Savage
damn so he's all like oh my she misses me she misses me she's all like this is
what you're missing out on Joey's my new boyfriend are you up we haven't talked
in like three weeks I miss you and it's cold I wish we could cuddle Oh trust me
if I was there I would warm you right up by setting you on fire
good night either this is an invitation to cuddle or she's into some weird stuff
I miss you I was wrong this is an auto-response the guy you
trying to reach spent three months after your breakup praying to receive this
text followed by three more months accepting that it would never come the
six months after that were spent dating other girls to get over you
it worked your text is a year too late and he blocked you now this is an oddly
specific auto-response somebody tells me it's not actually an auto-response and
it's the guy who she broke up with something I need advice okay I have some
good advice okay can you tell me something sure don't stand by the heater
haha why it's plastic melts damn Bernie Murr he's like your fake AF
hey babe I know I messed up but I think I think I still love you lol why do you
think you still love me cuz I get a Oh No whatever I think about you guys
that's not how you measure love trust me ah really
yeah my middle finger gets a bone when I think about you yes girl haha that's
amazing I like that response good morning beautiful
excuse me check who you're texting I'm texting the most gorgeous girl in the
world look I'm really sorry about the break-up I've come to realize that you
good to be a part of me the 1.5 years we dated take me back I can't live without
you we dated for four weeks and you broke up with me yesterday wrong ex a
whole shit before you text an ex you should check to make sure that it's the
right exit you're texting cuz it's about to get awkward really quick hey miss you
bye a little carried away but that's gotta hurt this is one reason why
texting your exes isn't good cuz it ends tragically hello my dear I know it's
late and I know it's been a while since we broke up but I need to get something
off my chest I want you to tell what I want you to tell you I want you to tell
you something very important okay so I'm not reading it weird it just spelled
weird easy there champ she's fallen asleep in
my arms like she does every single night for the past month but tomorrow when she
wakes up I'll tell her you miss her or is that or is that why can't I speak or
is it that you still love her or whatever it is that's so important you
wanted her to know at 2:00 in the morning just tell her that I tested HIV
positive tell her that I tested IV test whoa now that was some type of plot
twist that I was not expecting guys I thought this guy was like being the one
putting in the the last word like she's fallen asleep in my arms this guy's like
I have IV and so do you probably Shh sup did you know when we broke up I
maxed my credit card out on online psychics to find out if I was gonna get
you back ha ha that's insane lol thought I'd tell you
were you just at Tim Hortons psychic told you he was just at Tim Hortons damn
okay um that's all something you want to be telling your ex probably anybody
that's probably something you shouldn't tell anybody I have a song for you it's
coach want you back please so sweet me too what's it called we are never
getting back together it's like these people are made for each
other though look at the grammar it's equally as bad it's like this was
written by the same person we all know that some of these texts are probably
probably fake made to make to be funny but as long as we laugh at that book
cares I like I enjoy reading the minima if I think they're fake like I did this
one video and halfway through and I'm like wait all these texts are by Michael
clearly this article all these texts are fake but I still enjoyed reading it so
whatever and I'm kind of happy they weren't real cuz there was pretty bad
stuff that people were saying to show their in there so I'm like it's probably
better these are fake hey know what stop texting me I thought
you loved me I want to do bad things to you oh really
like why murder your family don't text me again
ten out of ten response she totally plot twisted him like he was
thinking that it was going in one direction and she was like nah I thought
I'm bad that is some next level of bad hey I miss you look I know we broke up
but just text me back I just want to see my piece and
move on I know you're getting these you always have your phone on you just call
or text back quit being and explicit and explicit
answer me seriously spit you I'm done explicit it what why is this person
censoring themselves sorry I overreacted but could you please
just answer me We Need to Talk I hate seeing us like this okay I'm going to
your apartment see you in ten there's no one there so I'm going to your work are
you working late I'm just wait out there buh buh buh buh buh buh
you called cops WTF I'm making a run for it if you don't text in 15 they caught
me meet me at County you just stay far away
from people like this there's a good reason that her name is the crazy ex hey
can I come pick up my stuff later shows picture of burning stuff versus like WTF
I would have fall up with a better text like so is that a yes or no ID somebody
steal some money from me once a friend I say that loosely a friend and one of my
four other friends was like so something very smart to me they were like didn't
steal money from you you paid money to find out that they weren't good my
friend and that's worth your money and I'm like true that so you're dumping me
at 3 in the morning through a text because you can't handle the fact that I
have cancer oh I'm sorry can I come get my stuff yes
it's on the grill why is it there we ran out of charcoal I'm totally against
people burning other people's property this person is a jerk that's really sad
and like unsupportive of you there's a be with someone like through thick and
thin I miss you I miss you too I've been thinking about you a lot lately ha ha
April Fool's fu I suppose just mean because she went out
of her way to message or he whatever this person went other way to message
this person and it was just an April Fool's joke I feel bad for this one I
the rest of the time like they kind of asked for the this person did not ask
for it hey babe don't talk to me I'm sorry I cheated on you give me another
chance you're our eyes sparkle like the Stars you have the most wonderful laugh
and your beauty takes my breath away it's got cheated and he thinks some
poetry is gonna fix it no no no try again you know I actually thought you
took my breath away but but what but I just realized that I was simply
suffocating from your bull hey my friend changed my contact names can you
tell me who you are what does it say Beach oh wow
and by the way it's Caroline your ex oh I guess he didn't change this one oh
shit schooled congratulations on getting engaged
a-hole I'm never even talking to you again so this means you're gonna leave
me alone that's exactly what it means best present ever
thank you sometimes the best engagement presents are unexpected well we can
still be friends promise pinky okay can I ask you a favor
anything go shop that pinky promise up your butt you broke my heart
ha I've been called worse like your girlfriend oh no she didn't he can't
come back from that one okay that's all I can handle the guy's these are too
good I love you all so much bye bye
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