Scribbling on the white board is not going to help.
Use your brains.
Yeah, right! I have to do everything around here, isn't it?
Getting us this place and getting us a Sales Manager is not the same thing!
??
Lucky, I am going to slap you!
Wow! The company's CFO is threatening me just 'cause I am questioning him about getting us a Sales Manager for this company!
My mother was right! Friendship and business do not go hand in hand!
Lucky!
Learn to trust your colleagues.
Wearing a turtle neck and calling yourself Steve doesn't actually make you Steve Jobs.
Get it, Mr. Satyanand Tripati?
Did you look for a Sales Manager?
I tried...
Steve, you quit my company
And you have the audacity to call me at 3 am in the night asking for references for Sales Managers?
Give me one good reason - why I should not hang up and facetime with my wife?
Sir, 'Cause I'm like a son to you?
Really now? You bald idiot, do you know how old you are?
We're both probably just 4 years apart.
And I'm sure I'm younger. Leave me alone now!
What? At least I tried.
Brijesh, unlike you I wasnt MIA for 2 days.
MIA? I stayed up all night working.
"Tell me something..."
"Who are you?"
Briju, now we're done watching this series as well.
Now let's go out and start looking for a good Sales Manager.
But we only finished watching 'Pitchers' till now.
We still have to watch 'Social Network', 'Silicon Valley'...
Gurubhai, Badmaash Company..You know why I watched all those movies?
It's only so I could contribute something to this company.
Fatty, you are Brijesh Patel. Not Dhirubhai Ambani.
-Freakin' hot air balloon! -You thief!
You're acting as if you met thousands of candidates!
I'm not a thief, I'm a kleptomaniac.
And not thousand, I met just One!
The One who has great work experience.
The One who's worked at a senior level!
And the One who can support this company in difficult times.
Hi, would you like to be a part of our start-up?
Absolutely not! I'm sorry, but your company is too young for me.
I don't think y'all can afford me.
Don't let us down, man. We really need a Sales Manager, bro.
Please help us out!
Okay.. put up a post on Social Media. You'll find someone.
-Did you at least do that? -That's exactly what I did!
I've scheduled a few interviews today... Look, one of them is here.
You called them here?!
-Yeah... -Why didn't you tell me?
I just did.
You want to be a Sales Manager? Okay.
Sell me this pen.
Don't be nervous, man. Okay, let's start with your name?
Hi, I'm Lucky and you are?
Hello, sir. I'm Ajay-Vijay.
Hi, Ajay. Hi, Vijay.
No, sir. My name is Ajay-Vijay.
And you?
I'm someone who can sell anything.
If you give me property, I can sell that.
If you give me a kidney, I can sell that.
If you give me stuff I will keep it.
I can sell anything and everything in this world!
Tell me, what do I have to sell?
Sorry, we can't hire you.
Sir, if not him, give me the job
We do everything together anyway...
Okay then, you sell me this pen.
Bro, buy this pen... Hey you, come on, buy this!
I request everyone to pay attention for 2 minutes...
This is a new pen in the market.
Get yourself a free refill with this pen...
I assure you, this pen won't let you down. Get yourself this pen!
Hey, buy this pen, it's a great pen. Please buy it, come on buy it...
Get it for 2 bucks, 5 bucks and 10 bucks!
You can even come and try it out!
Hey, you bag of bones and fatty...
It's THE pen man... I have got all types of pens...
5 bucks for one, 7 bucks for two and 10 bucks for 3...
It's THE pen man...
These candidates all seem to be nuts!
We should have just hired Jignesh instead.
I did post it on Facebook, but I don't understand how those guys turned up...
Facebook?
I told you to put it up on LinkedIn, did you at least post it with the website link?
-No... -You put up a job posting without the link?
What was the point of getting a .co domain name from bigrock.co then?
That's exactly what makes a start-up look genuine.
-You remember the idiots you showed me the other day? -Yeah.
I'll show you idiots today, look at these guys.
-All three of them. -Freakin' amateurs.
Pathetic losers.
I will be very pleased to work with your company,
and like I said, I don't have high salary expectations.
However, I'll need 30% equity in the company, a personal office space and a laptop.
And I'll need a laptop of another brand, I don't like Apple.
What'd you say?
You want to be a Sales Manager, is it? Is that what you want?
We hold 50% stakes in this company...
We hold 33.33% stakes,
you want 30% out of that? How stupid are you?
And what exactly do you need personal space for?
What do you want to do with it? Get out of here, you nut job!
Steve, chill. Calm down...
All I'm saying is, we cannot hire you.
How dare he say he doesn't like Apple!
Next!
Excuse me, sir?
Flowers?
Excuse me? That'll be 20 bucks. These are fresh flowers.
-Please come... -Hi, sir. I'll just take a seat.
What was that with the flowers?
Well, I got ditched on a date before I came here,
so I thought, why not sell the flowers? And that's what I did.
By the way, I'm Pammi.Close friends call me Parminder Singh Bhatia.
Hello.
So tell me, why do you think we should hire you, Mr. Parminder Singh Bhatia?
Sir, because your company needs me.
And please call me Pammi, you're not my close friend.
Yet...
Okay, Pammi...
Why do you think we need you?
Sir, didn't you put up a post about a job vacancy?
That you need a Sales Manager...
Okay, then...
Sell me this pen.
I can't do that, sir.
I mean, I can't do it for nothing, but if I had 10 bucks then...
I'd definitely sell this pen to you!
Very generous. Sir, would you hold this for me?
Thank you, sir, for choosing Bhatia Ball Pens.
It was a pleasure doing business with you.
Did you just take advantage of my gullible partner?
You cheated?!
Now sell this pen, to me!
-Sir, you can't buy this pen. -What do you mean?
Sir, I don't mean to be rude, but you look like a thief.
I mean, your face looks like a thief's face.
I'm not a thief, man!
Also, your idea of instigating me to get me to buy this pen didn't work!
Epic fail, bro!
Sir, that is why I wasn't even talking to you I was talking to him.
Sir, you look like the CEO of a multinational company...
Give me 5 boxes of those pens, right now!
-Sir, that's a bulk order, I need to check with my manufact... -What's happening here?!
Is this a black market for you to cheat people?
Is this how you plan to cheat people and sell our product?
Sorry, sir.
I'll give you one last chance. You sell me... No...
You sell 'me' this comb.
Come on.
Come on?
The shop's shutting for the day, my friend. Hurry up.
Sir, do you carry condoms in your wallet?
-What? -Condoms?
-Who doesn't? -Have you ever slept with someone?
Yeah, I mean...
No
But you still carry it with you, why?
It's because you have hope, sir.
Sir, this comb represents hope.
So sir would you like to buy this fresh new positive hope?
Just for 20 bucks?
Hello, dad.
You're at the sweet shop, right?
No, get some Gulab Jamuns(Indian sweet) instead of Laddoos(Indian sweet) today.
Yeah, I got the job.
I'm having a cup of tea with all my bosses right now.
They're really smart and sharp.
Bro, this is our product.
Dad, did you get the Gulab Jamuns?
Don't get them, save the money.
I'll just call you back in a bit, dad.
This is a prank, right?
-Prank? -I got you!
Camera guys, come out! I fell for it. Come on out now.
Bro, this really is our product.
-You guys are serious? -Um yes...
Sorry guys, I can't sell this.
In fact, no one can sell this!
I'm actually surprised you were looking for a Sales Manager for this!
Why? What's wrong with this product?
Product?
Mr. Steve, you seem smarter than these two What have you gotten yourself into with these kids?
-Well, we did this together... -Yeah together...
Hold on, sir.
What is this?
Hey, guys!
Guys, I hope y'all liked this episode of Zeroes
If you did, please Like and Share it
Also, let us know in the comments section what you think the product is
By the way, why do you need a .co domain name for a start-up?
I'll explain. .co is short
as well as memorable. It's also more available than .com.
It's easily available on bigrock.co
This makes your start-up look preofessional as well
-I have another technical question. -Tell me?
When is the finale of Zeroes coming out?
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