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Hi welcome to The Wedding Emporium.

Oh hey, I'm getting married in the spring so...

Well you can't put a price on a happiness.

But it is at least 40k.

40 thousand?

I know this sounds like a lot but it is important to make it a day to remember

by paying it off for years and years.

Have you thought about venues?

Eh, not yet.

Well may I suggest Manor House Lake Castle, House Lakes Castle Manor...

or Manor House Lake House Castle Lake?

A lake would be nice.

The lake is extra.

Beef or salmon?

Eh, beef.

Ok.

Overdone...

beef

Sorry how much for the late-night chicken goujons?

They are €10 per goujon.

For a goujon?

Well these are wedding-goujons.

What's different about them?

The word wedding.

So they are made the same?

Oh no no no.

OK.

These are made with wedding-breadcrumbs.

Now the wedding band?

We have a wonderful swing band that can play every song with a smile on their face

and they're dead inside.

No thanks.

You'll also need a DJ

We have highly paid professionals that can just double click a playlist,

sit back count your money and creep on the bridesmaids.

Wines, we have a beautiful selection of Merlot wines

that will really put you in the red.

Now makeup artist may seem expensive but bear in mind

they're applying 35 times the normal amount of makeup to each face.

Finally cards...

Yes for the invitations we were hoping...

We're gonna need Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Gold Card

and a super value loyalty card.

Why'd you need the Super-valu one?

That's where we get the goujons from.

Doomdah!

Thank you very much for watching we are Foil Arms and Hog

We have a new video every Thursday on The Internet

This weekend we are playing Chester and Birmingham and in the rest of the UK tour well we have a big show

in London. We're playing Exeter, Durham and Manchester.

And as always the new show is coming to Edinburgh in August...

and it's called 'CRAICLING'.

And we're also playing in Wexford in May in Dun Mhuire.

Ah Dun Mhuire, I remember it well...

Doomdah.

How about flowers?

Ye but just the basic package.

Sure...

Church flowers, reception flowers, altar flowers, pew flowers...

Table flowers, cake flowers, candle flowers, chair flowers...

Bride flowers, Bible flowers, house flowers, hair flowers...

flowergirl flowers, bride'smaid flowers, button holes and bouquets.

We didn't start the wedding.

We just took advantage...

and monetized it.

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The Chairman's Ear - S03E03 - How to live (without politics)? - Duration: 19:23.

Welcome, my dears

I

am Jan Maria

and for a few... few years

we've been running with my wife

a center called Comeback Foundation

which

helps people who dropped out of politics to come back to normal

life

Because it is not easy at all

Animals raised in the ZOO won't manage in the forest

Than you need to shoot them and cut down the forest

I myself am

a former politician

a would-be prime minister from Cracow

and I understand how you feel now once you've been kicked out

Bile

regret

bitterness

emptiness

After me, please

Bile!

Regret!

Bitterness!

Emptiness!

My wife

also has had a political

episode

The rule here is that we are on a first-name basis... - Witold!

...we do not use our former titles

as... - Not to scratch the wounds

As to

prevent the infection

I'm sorry... It's the nerves

That's right. So, once again

Introduce yourselves, please

Like I said before. Witold

Witold. - Kos...

Kostek. - Kostek

Jan

Janek

See

You're here since yesterday, right?

And you've been already caught trying to cut the thuja by the fence

I'm sorry... - If it happens again...

...I understand that you can forget yourself once...

...you will be publicly chained, I tell you, to a tree

with a moose to the killing

running circles around you!

But why am I here?!

Everything was fine. I was protecting the environment

Ha, ha! Protection!

I cared for the land

our mother

How did you care? How?

You cut down the forests - that's how!

I cared for the soil

lest a shadow of leaves fall upon it

The soil has the right to the sun

Witold!

Kostek!

Janek!

Trio

We were expecting also Beata and Antoni... - Antoni will never come here

He'll never

give up - like a homeland defense

soldier

Apparently, he is not ready yet

Let's wait until he's out of ammo

till the last hypothesis is left in his pocket and... - What about Beata?

Beata is still deluding herself that since she's the deputy prime minister

she's still involved in politics

Well, formally she still is

When she finally gnaws that bone and sees how little meat is left

she'll run to us

To our

political Skolimow

That is the reality

Nobody, even in front of oneself,

is able to admit that they are nobody now

Friends you don't know no longer call you

There are no intrigues around you

Nobody is making you any corruption offers

It's over!

One more thing

You are here of your own will

but up to this point.

If you want to continue your therapy

you must accept the rules that we've set up here

You will not impose anything on us! Poland is back on her feet! We are

a sovereign state! A nation! - Witek...

Witek!... - Republic of Poland!

Witek, knock it off! It's the nerves...

You can see for yourselves:

you can't really get over politics for good

It's like a drug!

We want to make it

less important

And now a positive example that it really works

Here is our model patient

who is just getting out of here

Janusz

from Bilgoraj!

He's not here...

Janusz!

from Bilgoraj...

What's going on?

Shit...

Janusz!

Hi

I'm Janusz

Witold. - Hi...

Kostek

Tell us about yourself, Janusz

I'm Janusz

I was in the Platform and then I set up my own party which was celebrating triumphs. And then

disappeared in thin air

Do you remember him?

Sure...

He was some brawler

Ruffian!

Do you remember the things you were saying? - Yes... yes...

That the president is a psycho and a drunkard...

that most likely his brother is

a homosexual

There is a rule that among identical twins one must always be...

Enough, enough

Do you regret it?

I do?

I do...

I do, past is the past...

Do you remember what this is, Janusz?

And you don't anymore?

You know what I'm talking about

Yes?

I remember

I was once dangling it on TV

but let's not get back to it

And what do you think

about Polish politics now?

And why should I care?

What about PIS?

Let them rule

What about the Chairman?

Not my favorite, but if you like him, I guess...

You see that?

It can be done!

Bravo!

All this, unfortunately, does not mean that there will not be a relapse one day, right

But as of today, Janusz is healthy

and he feels good enough to come back home

Go

and live!

Thank you... - Bravo! Bravo!

Bravo, Janusz!

Let's go

Roman. - Witold... Kostek

Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid, Roman

Tell me, when did you leave the basement?

Just now

Roman is unfortunately our biggest failure. He's been with us...

for so many years

but politics is still his obsession

He wants to come back to it at all costs

He leaves the basement and goes back to it right away...

What basement?! - You'll find out in a moment

Tell us about yourself, Roman

I'm just an ordinary lawyer

Roman belonged to the League of Polish Families

He was important

Tell us, Roman

what would you like to do most?

The most...

the most I'd like to be in charge of cases like

when someone has stolen a bike

or

someone was beaten at a disco

or some cat ate all the fish from somebody's pond...

Roman learned to say that. But tell the truth

I won't. - Say it!

I don't want to go back to the basement. My hair barely grew back

The Chairman!

I hate the bastard! I'll destroy him - when the opportunity arises!

The Chairman!

New elections will come. I'll run for MP and take my revenge!

A starter, damn it! What do you think? That you ate me?

I will jump out of your throat and you will go down together with that devil from Torun!

I will have my revenge! I'll outvote you!

I'll have you before the Tribunal!

You will yelp!... - That's enough!

You'll go to jail! You'll do your time!

Kiryl, take him to electric shock therapy!

So sad

So many years and no progress...

You'll wake up at 4 in the morning... - What!?

Lights out - at 7:00 in the evening, just before "Facts"

If you want you can watch "Crown of Kings"...

I! I! - ...and you go to sleep

But in general

- no television

no newspapers

no radio

Well, unless it's classical music, right

No internet

no tweeting

No mobile phones. - And no

trade on Sundays

Every offense ... I repeat: every

results in going to the basement, which

I already mentioned

and where the looped "Watchmaker of light" plays through loudspeakers

Why that song?

My father used to torture me with it when I was little

You'll drink only water and eat - only water. For the whole week

And shave your heads bald

What's so funny about that?

Nothing

And don't discuss politics

unless from the Piast times

or Jagiellonian

So, what do we do all day? - Exactly

We are once again learning the basic activities:

how to carry an umbrella on your own

how to drive a car

how to shop, how to live without a secretary

how to wash and cook, how to live

without kissassery and how not to

fly home for taxpayers' money

Does anyone want to leave our center now? This is your last chance

No? Great!

And now

let us feel our shared energy

Kostek

Witold

I was

the Minister of Health

I failed

Why was that?

It was always like in ED on the last day of carnival!

Nobody will succeed

I've got a problem...

I don't get it

I've always criticized

the policy of the ministry

And when I became a minister, I was criticized

Why?...

I just don't get it...

Right, Kostek had a dispute with the re... res... resid...

With the residents. - With the residents

But... but when

I stopped being the minister, I immediately supported their protest

and accused the new minister of

dilettantism and aversion to dialogue

And that's why you ended up here

That's true...

Witold?

You can do it... - I can do it. It was beautiful. Beautiful

Witold

Kostek

I was

a master of diplomacy

I was doing awesome

The world was revolving only around us, Hungary and Bulgaria

I don't know why

the Chairman turned his back on me

We will help you. - I doubt it

It's hard for me to imagine that in this place, where dogs squawk with their asses and crows bark with theirs

I'm not dealing with a pair of evident swindlers and crooks!

Ooo...

I mean... ummm...

I didn't mean that something is wrong...

I just wanted to say that

I have some doubts about

the course of the therapy

Whether I will be able to get back on my feet

All the more that the ground on this godforsaken village

is full of

slippery chicken droppings

What do you feel after leaving the ministry?

I constantly think that I can hear

Radek

laughing at me

and I cannot stop eating

I dip sausages in mayonnaise and eat from dusk till dawn

What's worse -

I don't always find my way to my mouth

Thank you for sharing with us

Thank you

And now Janek...

Where has Janek gone?

Kiryl!

Let me out!

I didn't do it!

I didn't want to! I had to!

Please join me, Minister

How do I do it? - Quickly

Where should I put these... pickles?

Put them here, Ela

Oh, and these are our patients who are already after the first stage of treatment

Perhaps they haven't fully recovered yet, but they have healthy...

reactions

Go ahead, introduce yourselves

I am Elzbieta

Bronek

Witold. - Kostek

I used to

think that Poland comes first

But now -

I think it's the garden

And in it a cucumber comes first

And it's best when a cucumber

doesn't have any spots

Wonderful cucumbers, Ela!

Thank you! The taste comes first

Polish movement

Polish...

Ela seemed perfectly healthy

but we found something under her sheets...

A cucumber!

Wrong

A mobile

with an MMS to the Chairman

with assurance

of loyalty and repentance

A moment of weakness....

Most importantly, only "a moment"

...national liberty

and Christian unity

And this is Bronek

Bronek

Witold. - Ela

Kostek

Hi. I am Bronek

I was the president, but only one term - so it doesn't count

Bronek is our handyman

I will fix everything. I will do everything!

The table is wobbling... The door doesn't close...

But I won't replace a bulb in a chandelier

I'm afraid to stand on a chair

...Christian unity.... Christian unity

And what is wrong

with him?

And when

nobody is watching

I'm making

small chocolate eagles

and teach them to fly

And? Do they fly?

Not yet

They're too small

...Polish white and red team

Listen up!

This cannot go on like this!

Poland was taken over by traitors!

Again? - Yes!

The good change

fell into the hands of perpetrators and crooks. Sit here

Let's save the country!

There is a chance of returning to politics

STOP!

What are you doing?

I declare...

I declare the formation of a new, great party

Polish Solidarity Movement

National Freedom

and Christian Unity

We will create a new

unpainted

not treacherous

truly white and red team

In two years

we will be in the parliament

We will be ministers

We will rule!

Who's with me?

And will we have hot seats?

Surely

Seats!

Seats come first

Kostek!

Down with the Chairman!

Down with the Chairman!

What have you done?

You destroyed the work of our life! - Come with me too!

We'll never go back to politics!

You'll hide me for the election

and you'll be the leader. Just think about it!

I? - Yes!

You'll be the prime minister. Think! The Minister from Cracow

The Minister from Cracow? - Yes! You'll have your revenge on Donald

Well, yes...

Jesus Maria! Are you crazy, Jan Maria!?

Do you remember how the Germans beat you on the plane?

Take your hat and follow me!

Beat the German! Beat the German! Beat the German!

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Latest Comedy Video 2018 India

Hindi Stand up Comedy Video

Funny Video 2018

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How to Practice ENGLISH SPEAKING ALONE AT HOME — 3 Ways To Improve Spoken English - Duration: 3:31.

learning English as second language is difficult but what is even challenging

is learning it without speaking partner means practicing it at home alone there

are so many people and it's most frequently asked question how to

practice English alone at home I'm going to tell you quite a few ways which are

going to help you do a great job at home means practice English alone without

having speaking partner as I started

well there is a person in your home who is always with you and guess what that

person is ever ready to help you that person is you yourself yes you yourself

can help from all the angles you want now what all you gonna do for it is you

have a speaking partner now at home in front of your mirror means when you look

into the mirror there is a person right out there to help you practice your

English now when you practicing in looking into the mirror nobody is there

to stop you from speaking what you speak and certainly nobody to correct your

mistakes so try practicing in front of mirror a few months ago I made a video

on how to think in English well this is step number two and the video link is

given in a description as well as at the end of the video so now when you start

thinking in English certainly you start living in the environment of English and

for that you don't need anybody else you can have mental talk a bit of the talk

with yourself means plan your day out plan exactly what you're going to do be

doing by evening today what are your plans for tomorrow what are the plans

for your next visit the place where you're going to visit the friends you're

going to meet just think about it in English and this practice makes you

confident enough to think on your feet well the next thing is listen and repeat

listen to the piece of music which you like listen to the piece of dialogue you

for entrusting or just the you know interview of your favorite actor

favorite actresses listen and repeat and that can be done alone

and I believe you love to weigh it as I like doing it very much when I watch my

favorite actors speaking on the screen I just pick couple of dialogues and just

throw it and speak at the same time now by doing so you don't just practice

English you practice on your vocabulary certainly accent as well just do it well

I haven't said everything I know I just mentioned three of them so in the next

in the series if you love doing and practicing all the three different tips

what I shared with you do mention the comment section below so I'll make

another video as I mentioned the series where I'll tell you few more ways to

practice speaking English alone at home without anybody's help you don't need

help we don't have to shift in a native countries to who you know practice

English we can do it right here right now at this moment while eating food

while sleeping I mean while being on the bed anytime anywhere bye-bye

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SCP-2284 Mr. Lie | Object Class: Euclid | Little Misters / Doctor Wondertainment scp - Duration: 16:58.

SCP-2284 Mr. Lie Object Class: Euclid

Item #: SCP-2284

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2284 is to be held within a standard humanoid containment

chamber within Hall ██ of Site-██.

Only D-Class personnel are to communicate with SCP-2284.

Description: SCP-2284 is a male humanoid of Indian descent that is almost genetically

identical to SCP-2148.

The words "Mr. Lie, from Little Misters ® by Dr. Wondertainment" are tattooed upon SCP-2284's

left bicep.

The speech of SCP-2284 exhibits a cognitohazardous effect that causes others that sense it to

believe all declarations and statements made by SCP-2284 are objectively true.

Direct audio recordings are subject to this effect.

Questions posed by SCP-2284 exhibit no anomalous properties, nor do transcriptions of its speech.

Testing has begun to determine whether this property applies to things SCP-2284 writes

or types.

SCP-2284 is physically incapable of making true statements.

However, it is able to communicate somewhat effectively by relying on rhetorical questions

and series of questions that lead others to the desired conclusion.

Research is currently underway to determine a possible connection between SCP-2284 and

SCP-2148-2.

Addendum A: The following transcript is from an interview between D-22841 and SCP-2284,

recorded by a Foundation speech to text program.

Minor edits were made afterward to correct small errors made by the program.

Text in italicized brackets are notes by D-22841 during the interview concerning the body language

and verbal tone of SCP-2284.

D-22841: Hey.

I gotta read you these questions and write how you react.

They have it set up so a computer will type out everything we say.

That alright?

SCP-2284: Why wouldn't it be?

D-22841: Right.

So.

How are you today, 2284?

SCP-2284: Couldn't be better.

How are you?

D-22841: Eh, could be better.

[Both laugh]

D-22841: Right, so first thing.

In 1995 there was an incident featuring SCP-2148, and—

SCP-2284: What's that?

D-22841: Um.

One sec, let me double check the number.

Ah, right.

Blindfolded guy, calls himself Mister Stripes.

(SCP-2284 sits up)

SCP-2284: (Speaks urgently,) What happened to Stripes?

D-22841: Nothing to him, more that he did something.

I think.

Or the doctors think, I guess.

This black bar showed up on the cameras for a while, and then at the end he had this photo.

Later, when they looked at his Little Misters list, your name was blacked out.

(SCP-2284 becomes progressively more relaxed during explanation)

SCP-2284: (Relieved?)

Oh, is that all?

Stripes himself is alright?

D-22841: So far as I know.

You didn't have anything to do with that?

SCP-2284: Absolutely not.

I can't imagine what kind of sly trickster would even attempt such a feat.

D-22841: Alright.

Let's see.

Are you aware of your anomalous properties?

SCP-2284: Anomalous properties?

D-22841: Magic stuff, basically.

Um.

It says you can convince anyone of anything you say.

SCP-2284: How would they know, if anyone I speak to is affected?

D-22841: Read transcripts, I guess.

Which is what I'm here for.

SCP-2284: They think of everything, don't they?

I don't think I'll be able to outwit these people.

By that logic, any response I give to you is worthless to you?

D-22841: Yeah.

But the doctors will know what's really up.

SCP-2284: Why don't I try circumventing that little issue, then?

Would I be sitting here calm and collected if I didn't belong here?

D-22841: Wouldn't that still just be you trying to convince me of something?

SCP-2284: But did I actually tell you anything, or simply ask you a question?

You're still able to question this conversation [Speech to text program was unable to give

punctuation to this dialogue.]

D-22841: Was that a question?

(SCP-2284 smiles)

SCP-2284: That's a good question isn't it [Speech to text program was unable to give

punctuation to this dialogue.]

("That's a good question, isn't it?" or "That's a good question.

Isn't it?"

Fuck I don't know doc)

SCP-2284: Are there other questions?

D-22841: Can you tell me about the other Little Misters?

SCP-2284: Who do you have so far?

D-22841: Stripes, obviously.

One second.

Chameleon.

Lost.

Brass, Moon, and Forgetful.

SCP-2284: I'm sure Lost makes your jobs really easy.

Where did you find Brass?

D-22841: Let's see.

Church of the Broken God.

SCP-2284: Did they think he was part of their god?

Man, they could not be further from the truth.

D-22841: What about the others?

You seemed concerned about Mister Stripes earlier.

SCP-2284: How could I not be?

Don't brothers have to stick together?

D-22841: Aren't all of you sort of siblings?

I think I remember reading that in a briefing dossier.

SCP-2284: Yeah.

Sure.

Totally keen on the idea of being brothers with a corpse with a key in its back.

Did you know I don't always know exactly what's going to come out of my mouth?

Do I operate on some kind of universal truth rather than what I understand to be the right

answer?

Would you believe that I once said Stripes wasn't my brother?

He isn't my brother!

He's definitely not my biological sibling.

So why doesn't he seem to realize that we're actual twins, truly blood related?

Do you think he just sees me as one of nineteen siblings?

D-22841: Didn't you just— You know what, let's just move on.

What can you tell us about Doctor Wondertainment?

SCP-2284: His name is Isiah Crawford, and— (Confused,) Wait, how did I say that?

What did I tell you just now?

D-22841: That his name is Isiah Crawford.

SCP-2284: (Speaking to itself,) That is his name, though…

The man known as Doctor Wondertainment has always been Doctor Wondertainment.

Is that the game?

Doctor Wondertainment was never Isiah Crawford.

Doctor Wondertainment is just the name of a company.

Doctor Wondertainment is a male human.

What the fuck did the old man do?

(I can hear what he's muttering, but I'm not sure what he means.

I'm getting a really bad migraine as he talks)

D-22841: What are you talking about?

SCP-2284: Are you familiar with Doctor Wondertainment?

Do you think that name is referring to a specific person, or the company?

D-22841: Both.

You just said that.

Doctor Wondertainment is a male human named Isiah Crawford who is just a company that

was never Isiah Crawford [Speech to text program was unable to give punctuation to this dialogue.]

SCP-2284: Are you okay?

Oh, what am I thinking?

I'm sure you just got tired of talking, that's all.

You have no reason to pass out from mental strain.

SCP-2284: Can someone help him?

SCP-2284: You're not going to die.

Oh fuck I killed you, you're going to die because of me.

Oh, you're not, are you?

You have to die at some point, don't you?

Probably during something like a mass termination at the end of the month.

Because that makes sense.

SCP-2284: Are you guys coming?

Can't you see this guy needs help?

SCP-2284: Oh, what's this paper you were writing on?

SCP-2284: No, just looking.

(You cannot consciously see any of the text I am writing.

You feel compelled to follow the instructions relevant to you.)

(If you are a D-Class you need to give this note to a researcher.)

(If you are a researcher without the ability to edit the files of SCP-2284, you need to

give it to a researcher who can.)

(If you are a researcher capable of editing the files of SCP-2284, you need to scan this

part of the note directly into the transcript without rewriting it yourself.

You feel like you should conduct an unscheduled, unmonitored interview with SCP-2284 when possible.

You need to bring a second recording device in addition to the typical interview recording

devices.)

Upon containment, SCP-2284 was carrying a document similar to the print on the obverse

side of SCP-2148-1.

Wow!

You've just found yourself your very own Little Mister, a limited edition collection from

Dr. Wondertainment!

Find them all and become Mr. Collector!!

01.

Mr. Chameleon 02.

Mr. Headless 03.

Mr. Laugh 04.

Mr. Forgetful 05.

Mr. Shapey 06.

Mr. Soap 07.

Mr. Hungry 08.

Mr. Brass 09.

Mr. Hot 10.

Ms. Sweetie 11.

Mr. Life and Mr. Death 12.

Mr. Fish 13.

Mr. Moon 14.

Mr. Redd (discontinued) 15.

Mr. Money 16.

Mr. Lost 17.

Mr. Lie ✔ 18.

Mr. Mad 19.

Mr. Scary 20.

Mr. Stripes

To access this document, you must first listen to the audio included below in full

Site Director Dziekan: Site Director Dziekan here.

This document is locked from edits, and attempting to edit it or access prior iterations will

afflict you with a kill agent.

A similar agent will affect those who open the password-protected document below, but

by listening to the entirety of this, you'll be inoculated.

There's, (chuckles) absolutely nothing suspicious about any of the information contained within

this document, and you should never mention anything pertaining to this document to anyone

who has not been inoculated.

Everything in this document is 100% true.

Now, why don't you enter the code "hahahaha" below to access the document?

Item #: SCP-2284

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2284 is to be held within a standard humanoid containment

chamber within Hall ██ of Site-██ adjacent to the cell of SCP-2148.

SCP-2284 is to remain on the same meal and fitness schedule as SCP-2148, and action is

not to be taken when the two interact.

On the seventeenth of every month, Doctor Everett Mann is to interview SCP-2148.

Description: SCP-2284 is a male humanoid of Indian descent

and is the identical brother of SCP-2148.

All declarations and statements made by SCP-2284 are objectively true.

SCP-2284 is physically incapable of making truefalse statements.

[[module Password=user:EverettMann]]

Hello, Everett.

[[module Audio=*/local/Virr.mp3]]

Site Director Dziekan: …to access the document.

Oh, did I just hit the record button right now?

Uh, little over [on?] it is fine, right?

Mann, you need to take this little audio recording of yours and put a sound file at the beginning

of the 2284 document when you edit it.

You need to make it so the document itself is behind a password.

Eh, do you remember what that password was?

Dr. Everett Mann: It's "hahahaha".

Four "ha"s.

Site Director Dziekan: And this recording should be a second interview, but make it

so only you can access it.

Now, how about a story?

Heh, I didn't wanna tell you this, but I'm actually Mr. Fish, and I'm a Foundation Overseer.

Dr. Everett Mann: Mr. Fish?

A Foundation Overseer?

I never would have guessed.

Site Director Dziekan (?): It's true!

In fact, everything I say is true.

Dr. Everett Mann: I didn't know about that property of Mr. Fish!

Anyway, why are you here in this containment chamber?

Is this, some kind of test, or—

Site Director Dziekan (?): Everett, Everett, (chuckles) my good man.

Please…

Sit down.

Dr. Everett Mann: I'm already sitting—

Site Director Dziekan (?): No, no no, I insist.

It's time we had a chat, you and I, just the two of us.

Dr. Everett Mann: Sir, I really need to go update 2284's file.

Site Director Dziekan (?): No, I think this is the perfect time.

It's not like we're going to get another…

(Static crackling)

Data partially corrupted.

For a partial interview, see [[[*/local--files/virr | here.]]]

Upon containment, SCP-2284 was carrying a document similar to Document 909-A.

Everett, my good man.

Please…

Sit down.

No, I insist.

It's time we had a chat, the two of us.

No, I think this is the perfect time.

It's not like we're going to get another.

Not with the way things are now.

We've got a possible plan, but I don't think Stimson will be successful.

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, you know.

Not at all…

Not at all…

You see, my boy, I understand you.

I understand you quite perfectly.

All the rest think you're varying levels of sinner and saint, that you somehow understand

something special about us, that you might make the next, logical successor for one of

us…

They're all quite right, to some level.

You certainly are passionate.

I could see you doing anything to uphold the mission of the Foundation.

Anything at all.

You should have done it already, Everett.

You should have found all thirteen of us, pulled out a gun, and shot us in the head.

Don't pretend that you hadn't already considered it.

I know that you've got plans for us, for each of us, that would be at least moderately successful.

You'd probably have eliminated the bulk of them.

Probably.

Not me, though.

Not that it matters now, anyway.

But now, it's too late.

Far, far too late.

We let things go on too long.

Let them snowball.

I don't doubt that you'll struggle to the very end.

You strike me as the sort to, honestly.

Admirable.

One of the few admirable things about you, really.

Do you know when I realized I wasn't playing God, Everett?

I'll tell you.

It was when they wouldn't let me bring my son back.

Do you know how long it took me to get to this point?

This point in my life?

I don't age, Mann.

I may never die, if all things go well.

I wanted a family, though…

Silly of me, wasn't it?

Wanting a family.

I had one.

They took them from me, though.

One at a time.

T.J.

Elliot.

Jack…

Poor Jack.

When did you first figure it out, Everett?

What we were really doing?

Heh.

I suppose that makes sense.

The Insurgency always was our biggest hole.

Could never find a way to explain it away…

Agatha tried a few times, but…

Ahh, well.

Makes sense, I suppose…

And when did you find out that we were—

Really?

Hmm…

Well, it's too late for that to matter now.

They've done it, whoever they are.

Whatever we called forth through that blasted chink in the universe's armor.

You want to know the best part, Doctor?

I don't regret any of it.

None of it, Everett.

Not that ridiculous lizard or its brood, not those little crabs that slice and cut like

they're nothing, not the madmen or the demons or the cakes—the god damned cakes!

We were trying to feed the world, Mann!

We didn't realize what we were doing!

We never realized what we were doing!

NEVER!

We just… we didn't realize…

We wanted to make the world better, and then…

Things fell apart.

Things always fall apart…

Yes, I know.

I'm completely mad.

We all were.

We'd have to be, for what we did.

But we were mad with a purpose.

Creation…

Blissful, glorious creation.

We were God in the garden, Everett.

And we wanted you to join us so badly.

You had so many fantastic ideas…

Why, the Thaumiel initiative you proposed was sheer brilliance…

But it's too late, Everett.

Far too late.

And now…

Well, I know you keep the gun in your top, left hand drawer.

If you don't mind?

On your way out?

Thank you, my boy.

And try to enjoy the last few moments you have.

Rage, my boy!

Rage against the dying of the lig—

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DIY How to Real Life L.O.L Surprise Doll Glitter Rocker Makeover & UNBOXING - Duration: 9:58.

Hi Tiffsters it's me Tiffany Taylor

today we are unboxing

lol surprise series two

and be sure to stay until the end because I am going to show you how to DIY LOL surprise makeover

I'm going to show you how to get glitter rocker look but first if you are new to my channel

subscribe and click the little bell right next to it so you know when I have a new video

follow me on Instagram it is this right here now let's get it started

alright Tiffsters let's open this I'm so excited

ice and cool emoji cool as ice

see

let's keep opening

a clue

it says this is the spitter sign under star or peer or a cryer

ok Tiffsters first clue let's open see what's inside

a pink bottle with a black spot on it

well this is not all ripped

shoes

skater shoes they are so cute

it's a pink ball but wheres the zipper

this is her plate

a dress

there's this plastic

so cute is a dress I don't think is going to be a spitter

if you know who it is leave me a comment

open the card

who are we gonna get

lit's not going to be that one

which one is it going to be

this one Tiffsters it's going to be this one

with skater shoes

so let's keep opening

there's three

first let's open up this one

another clue

Oh my gosh look it Tiffsters its a hat because she has a hat look so cute

super tiny in there

so cute

it's because she has a necklace

so cute like me

now let's get regular the big one let's see what's inside

wow

look she has white legs that's so

pretty so cute white and she has black hair

alright so let's get her dressed and the

on her dress not her bottle her skating shoes and her hat

need help with tis thing it's taking for ever

now she looks so pretty now you see her

doesn't she look so beautiful

alright Tiffsters let's put her inside and see what she does

let's see what she does

oh sorry this keeps falling off

she's a peer too

it splashes everywhere

she's a peer

just like the other one

she's going to pee in her hat

Oh my gosh she peed in her hat you see the pee

Glitter Rocker DIY hair and makeup use black liner for eyebrows

I'm using my new unicorn makeup brush for the eyeshadow to get that smokey eye rocker look

black eyeliner to make the winged eyeliner that all LOL Dolls have

now for some pink blush

now my favorite mascara

get close to a mirror and blink slowly and blink slowly

oops it's okay I'll show you how to fix it

use q tips to fix mistakes

LOL Doll wearing lipstick oh yeah

bright pink lipstick

LOL rocker hair

twist two strands of hair on one side and tie it

get a towel to cover your face and spray pink

oh oh look at mommy hands

add hair gel

sprinkle the glitter onto the hair just love how this glitter hair looks

so cool

I'm wearing a white shirt and denim vest with some black leggings to complete the look

and there you have it your custom LOL surprise glitter rocker costume makeover

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And to prepare schezwan sauce is also very easy

First in a mixer jar put 50grams of kashmiri red chillies which are soaked and kept for 1 hour

Grind well and make a smooth paste

Next in a pan put half cut of oil and heat it

Then add 3 tbsp of finely chopped garlic and saute for 1 min

Add 1 and 1/2 tbsp of finely chopped ginger and saute for another 1 min

Then add 1tbsp of celery

Grinded red chilli paste and cook for 5 mins

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1 tsp vinegar

1 tsp soya sauce

1 tbsp tomato ketchup

1 tsp sugar and mix well and cook it for 2 mins

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Hallo, this time we will discuss ghosts again

The ghost we will discuss this time from japan

One of the most horrible ghosts in Japan is Ubume.

Ubume can be said as kuntilanak domestic Sakura.

this ghost is incarnated in the form of a woman with a pretty creepy appearance.

But it turns out Ubume is not a ghost that arises from the imagination alone.

There is a fairly sad story behind the beginning of the emergence of this ghost in the past.

his soul was roaming in Sakura country until now.

Here are the interesting facts you need to know OmLamis version.

Ubume is the incarnation of a woman who died before giving birth to her child.

You could say they died in a condition of pregnancy

This ghost has many other names, namely obo, unme, ugume, and ubametori

Where does Ubume often appear?

This ghost will reside and live in the places where he last died

The cause of a woman dying to become Ubume is because she is worried about her child.

It is this worry that causes him to roam without stopping

This ghost is found in dark and rainy nights.

They usually walk around carrying their children for help

Ubume appeared in a white robe, long hair tangled apart, and his face slightly peyot

There are three forms of Ubume, among others, women who carry babies,

pregnant women, women covered in blood while carrying a young fetus

Although a ghost,

Ubume is a symbol of the importance of a mother's love. This story is very popular in Japan

In another story in Japanese literature,

Ubume tells of a baby who died in his mother's arms

In such circumstances, the mother will manifest herself in creepy form to many people.

He wants someone to give help to his son

How awesome the love of Ubume to his son.

He will not give up fighting even though life is no longer attached to the body

Ubume is the most horrible ghost legend in Japan.

But certainly from the story we can learn a lesson if the mother's love all the time.

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Menopause and House Cleaning When You Just Don't Care - Duration: 8:32.

If you're going through menopause and you don't feel like cleaning your house, what

are you supposed to do?

We're going to talk about that today.

Hi there. I'm Angela Brown and this is Ask a House Cleaner.

This is a show where you get to ask a house cleaning question

and I get to help you find an answer.

Now, today's show is brought to us by HouseCleaning360.com

If you are going through menopause and you need some additional help to clean your house,

there are a bunch of house cleaners that you can find on HouseCleaning360.com

Now, if you are a house cleaner and you don't have your business listed here, run over and

make a listing so the people that need a house cleaner and are looking for someone can find you.

All right, on to today's episode, which is from a woman who says, "Angela, I'm going

through menopause and I wake up in the morning

and I don't even want to get out of bed in the morning.

And so, cleaning my house is this huge extra task that I don't feel like I'm up to.

What do I do?"

All right.

This is an excellent question and I'm thrilled to be answering this question.

Because over the years, I've had the privilege of working with lots and lots of women, some

of which are also going through menopause.

Okay, so there are a couple of things that we know to be true

about menopause and house cleaning.

The very first thing that we know about menopause is that as you are beginning your reproductive

years as a teenager, your hormones completely go out of whack.

At the very end of your reproductive years, usually about a year after that, you go through

what we know as menopause.

Now, as you go through menopause, all the things that transpired in the early stages

of your youth kind of dwindle down and all of your hormones change.

The estrogen and the progesterone are diminished in your body.

So, lots of things start to happen to your body that did not happen before.

Now, this doesn't really have so much to do with house cleaning as it does to do with you

personally that then affects your house cleaning and your chores and the way you feel about

life and other things.

There are symptoms.

Like your fingernails will get really brittle and they will feel like they're cracking.

Your skin will dry out, when you need lots more moisturizer because your body is not

producing the same youthful glow that you had when you were young and all your hormones

were in effect.

Another thing is that your hair will start to thin and maybe even fall out.

So, there are a bunch of body changes that your body goes through.

As you wake up in the morning, there is a lack of perhaps energy.

So, it's easy to wake up in the morning and just kind of be fatigued and exhausted.

Along with that, there are also hot flashes, and night sweats, and just a bunch of other

things that happen like weight gain.

It's just not a very fun time for most people.

Women will wake up in the morning and they just feel like, "Whoa, I've spent my whole

life caring for other people.

It's time for me."

Instead of getting out there and doing something for yourself, you just want to roll over and

pull the covers back over your head and not even get out of bed in the morning.

When you get out of bed in the morning, there's no incentive to pick up after yourself or

to clean house.

Usually you've raised children and you've gone through a whole life of caring for other people.

We call it mom syndrome, where you take care of everyone else first, but you never take

care of mom.

Then you get to this window and you're like, "Why should I even clean the house?

There's no one here to thank me."

It's a very thankless job being on the other end of raising your kids.

So, here you are, fatigued, you're tired, you have hot flashes, you don't feel well,

and then you get up and you have this messy bed that just takes so much energy to make.

All, so the very first thing that we want to do as we're starting through menopause

is we want to make sure that as we get up every morning, and this is not just for menopausal

women, this is for all women and men everywhere, this is a new task I'm going to give to you.

Your mothers gave it to you when you were young, but here's the reason why.

You get up in the morning and you want to make your bed.

It's the very first thing you want to do when you get up in the morning.

Here's why.

You get up in the morning and that sets the stage for your entire day.

So, you get up feeling like crap, you're tired, you're exhausted.

What do you do?

You make your bed.

For the very first thing in the morning, you have a sense of accomplishment.

You have accomplished something.

Something productive.

You have a clean, nice, tidy bed to show for it.

It's a feeling of accomplishment, which is the very first gift that you give yourself

at the top of the day.

Now that your bed is made, you've created a great little habit.

It's not just that you have a clean, tidy bed, but every time you walk back through

that room of your house, there's not this overwhelming feeling of, "I should just climb

back in and pull the covers over my head."

Because now you don't want to mess up the clean, tidy bed, right?

Now, if you take a nap in the afternoon, and part of going through menopause is you're

going to be more tired than usual, so you probably will need a nap in the afternoon.

If you take one, open up the covers again, get in the bed.

When you get out of the bed, make the bed again.

Again, it's a feeling of accomplishment at the top of the day.

Already, you've accomplished something.

Okay, so moving on.

What else do you do at the top of the day?

It is very important to get up and to take a shower.

It is so easy to drift into 11, 12, 1 o'clock in the afternoon and not take a shower, and

not get dressed, not do the things that actually make you feel like a person and feel valued.

So, it's really important that you get up in the morning and you take a shower, that

you get dressed, that you do your hair, and you put on your makeup.

I know that sounds so overwhelming and so exhausting for many people that are going

throughout menopause.

But the reality is this.

Every time you use the facilities during the day and you walk past that bathroom mirror,

if you look in the mirror, what you see back is a reflection of who you are.

So, if you haven't done your hair and you have no makeup on, and you look exhausted,

and groggy, and tired, what happens is you're going to feel exhausted, and groggy, and tired.

But if you walk through and you glance at yourself in the mirror and you look like a

million bucks, huh.

Hey, guess what?

I accomplished something today.

So, it's a little boost that you give yourself.

Now, when you look like a million bucks because you've had your shower, you've put your hair

on, you've done your makeup, all these things, now if on a whim you decide you want to go

out and chat with the neighbors, or you want to go to the store, you're all ready to go.

Now, one of the catches that we have with menopause is people don't even want to go

out of their house.

They become reclusive and then the answer is, "Well, I didn't even take a shower today.

I'm not ready to go."

So, you put off leaving and going running errands and doing the things that make you

a whole person because you are not ready.

In order to get ready, we take all this energy.

All right, so if you get up in the morning and you make your bed, you already have a

sense of accomplishment.

When you have that accomplishment, run, go take your shower.

Get dressed, go put your makeup on, and do your hair.

These are just a few simple steps that create a series of habits.

That series of habits then puts you on the right track mentally, emotionally, and physically

for the rest of the day.

Now, there are still a bunch of other things that physically we cannot overcome with a

couple of few simple tasks.

But by putting yourself in the right mind frame, now you're in a different place mentally

to take on your day.

All right.

So, when it comes to house cleaning, there are a lot of little tasks that you can get

in the habit of doing right now.

Little, tiny tasks like when you have a super bowl, it's never going to be easier to clean

than right when you are finished eating.

The food is fresh in the soup bowl.

So, if you hurry and you rinse it out and you put it in the dish drainer, it's done, right?

You don't have to wait until it dries.

There's all this caked on food there and then you have to try to go in and soak the bowl

and all these other things.

You've just created more work for yourself.

So, get in the habit and look around your house of little things you can do as you go

that will make that process go more smoothly.

Then it becomes second nature to you, so that when you hit this weird phase of your life,

that everything doesn't just crumble because you have no systems in place.

All righty.

That my two cents for today.

Menopause and how it affects house cleaning.

Until we meet again,

leave the world a cleaner place than when you found it.

For more infomation >> Menopause and House Cleaning When You Just Don't Care - Duration: 8:32.

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Eileen Penrose, APG Ireland - TTR Travel Industry Road Show 2018 - Duration: 1:01.

(Upbeat rock music)

- My name's Eileen Penrose, I'm with APG,

the representation company.

And we represent 16 airlines, plus Europcar,

which is one of our new acquisitions.

Today, I am representing number of airlines,

but we've got some news on Luxair.

Luxair are increasing their service out of Dublin.

They're now going double daily, every day

except Saturday, and they're adding a Saturday service

for the first time from the 25th of March, this year.

Luxembourg is a wonderful place, ideal for a short weekend,

a little bit different if your clients are looking

for somewhere near Europe to go.

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Chick'n'Mango: international video-first blogging platform about fitness, travel and marketing - Duration: 1:42.

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In other words, it solves a new generations' grave problem that is the decrement

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you can easily understand that a wide share of population is kept out.

Ultimately, new generations try to catch up this educational gap on social media,

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For more infomation >> Chick'n'Mango: international video-first blogging platform about fitness, travel and marketing - Duration: 1:42.

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Australia 2018 Olympic coin folder - Duration: 9:56.

so hello people are you going today this is Glen from Gumardee coins and

banknotes and today I'm gonna review the Gold Coast's Commonwealth Games or 21st

cpmmonwealthf games 2018 coin collection and this has the one and two dollar coins

the two dollar coins were released for circulation the one dollar coins are

only issued in this uncirculated coin pack so here I have the cover

as you can see it has what I presume is water he has the logo of the

Commonwealth Games 2018 and yeah it's just expression of what this is about if

we look at the reverse why has the back of the coins and as you

can see the Queen Elizabeth effigy is still the effigy that was issued in 1999

and as far as I know there are no plans on introducing a new effigy like the

United Kingdom did in 2015 there have been some people talking that this

effigy in the United Kingdom the one I currently use the Royal Mint is not

actually willing to allow other countries to adopt it so on the inside

of the cover we have an explanation of why this coin commemorative coins were

issued so okay and the mascot is Parodi which well he looks like a koala or

really really stuffed up koala actually and his hands have our traditional

Aboriginal art work on them if you know anything that original artwork it's

actually just not lines and dots on it each of those represents a certain being

like a person or a journey a trail a bird

but I'm not to remove indigenous artwork so here is the time of the come off

games the fourth 16th of April and then the bottom it has images of all the

different athletes so we have running it looks like badminton basketball it's a

volleyball blah blah blah goes down this is our they have a river and they dance

around and this looks like whites that might be netball so netball and vote and

basketball they look pretty much the same but they have a bit different

shooting looks like might be tennis no that might be tennis that might be

squash I'm not too sure mmm that is two people wrestling so here we get onto the

coins themselves okay let's have a look at these coins individually but first as

you can see these coins are in a pack themselves

the issue that was issued last year we're not in the pack it could actually

pop them out of the front this pack here oh yes we can actually take it out and

you can actually remove the coins on the backside so you have to push out the

front actually it's a bit hard to remove these coins you risk damaging the actual

plastic here so let's have a look at these coins individually

okay so pop these coins down I didn't actually pop the last one out because I

actually got a few in circulation so last week this two-dollar coin okay

so this two-dollar coin one with the kangaroo and the Amy was is she by

Woolworths or as I call it Safeway and you could actually get it in your

change so that is what happened I actually got a few of coins in my change

and if we have a look at it so the rotation of the colors is that the blue

is down the bottom and you have green and gold rich the colors that represent

Australia they up the top and the effigy is 2019 so these are not as good as the

possible coins but they are not really a bad design as well so two weeks ago if

we have a look at this one this says the well the dancing koala is a Gold Coast

2018 so that's the effigy so this one was issued two weeks ago

you know coin well as change from the Woolworths supermarket and you could

actually only get these coins from Woolworths supermarkets and bag cities

were sold so I presumed that employees from

Woolworths would have got some bags and tried to sell them online so I'm not too

sure at the rotation of these coins but oh soom that that large yellow down

there is the bottom and this is the actual way he is supposed to be arranged

and here we have the first coin that was issued but three weeks ago let's have a

look so I presume that is the arrangement of the actual coloring or

maybe daddy's yeah that looks more better actually because it aligns and

the coloration so that is red in yellow and it has the logo of the a con love

games so not bad as you can see these are not

been in circulation but they are quite damaged so obviously these were

well I'll probably put in bags and that before they'll actually put in the sets

or maybe doubt just when I come down after they minted I wouldn't bang bang

bang bang bang so that would just damaged each other and scratch wipe this

coin has so now I have the one dollar as you can see the one dollar coin it's

actually well it has the images that were on the cover

oh that one so we have weights there so these images here at directly on that

one and basically dog pretty much the same

so here I have to come on focus focus oh yeah you go I have to the lettering

is pretty much the same the top and bottom lettering is in Coos meets its

engraved in and gold coast is engraved out so and it should have a

representation of all the sports that are represented there is another one so

they are not as uniquely designed as the possum coin set and here I have the last

one so it has riding looks like rugby

dancing with a ribbon might be running more cycling probably two different

types of cycling not too sure and shooting this one has from here to here

looks like ice hockey not too sure what that one is

you know diving looks like jumping looking with a telescope and if not

waits on your back and we have a look at the reverse or the obverse should I say

so the obvious has the Queen and it doesn't seem too damaged how about this

coin here it's that same two damaged let's have a look not really not as bad

as deep two-dollar coin so that is the come off games coin sets not that bad so

here I have all the coins together as you can see the different colorations so

this coin set is actually pretty good it's not that bad the actual are cover

to cover the coins is a lot better than the possum issue but overall the possum

issue was actually a better coin set you know design so thank you very much for

watching have awesome coin collecting day oh for the meantime you can actually

still get these coins from the Royal Australian mint and well if you can't

get them free day I'll leave a link down to eBay and you can also get a sip from

there probably for 15 dollars while the Royal Australian means still has them

ever awesome coin collecting day people bye bye

For more infomation >> Australia 2018 Olympic coin folder - Duration: 9:56.

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How to download audio file from Messenger to your computer - Duration: 1:11.

in today videoI am going to show you how to download audio file from

messenger to your computer so first you need to go to your account your Facebook

account and then you click on any friend that you wish to download audio file I

select my friend and then click their name and then you have to change you have

change www to m and press enter after that you go to message you go to

messenger okay so if you don't see your audio file you'll click see old messages

message usually okay now you see this or your file right you see that download

button here so simply click on it now the audio is now loading to your computer

okay if you have any question please comment below

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