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Man Utd v LA Galaxy LIVE STREAM: How to watch Jose Mourinho's side in pre-season friendly

    Man Utd v LA Galaxy LIVE STREAM: How to watch Jose Mourinhos side in pre-season friendly MANCHESTER UNITED get their pre-season campaign underway against LA Galaxy in the early hours of Sunday morning.

      Anthony Martial - After a brilliant first year under Louis van Gaal, the forward went backwards last year.

Needs to start scoring more Jose Mourinho has been putting his players through their paces Stateside for the last week.   And fans are now set to get their first taste of Uniteds new signings in action.

Victor Lindelof and Romelu Lukaku are expected to feature for the Premier League giants against MLS outfit LA Galaxy. Star names like Paul Pobga, David De Gea and new captain Michael Carrick are also set for a run-out.

Heres Starsport guide to how to watch the game. Man Utd v LA Galaxy live stream Manchester United fans based in the UK can watch tonights game via MUTV.

Subscribers can tune in and watch all the action in the early hours of Sunday July 16. Fans who havent signed up for the service can do so for £4.99 a month and stream via the website.

Virgin and Sky customers will be able to watch via TV as well as streaming services - although MUTV costs £7m a month with these providers.

Man Utd v LA Galaxy LIVE: Stream and TV details for pre-season clash. Man Utd v LA Galaxy: What time does the match kick-off? Uniteds first pre-season game starts at 7pm local time at the StubHub Center in Carson, California.

For fans watching from the UK, that translates as 3am kick-off time on Sunday July 16. MUTVs live coverage begins at 2am with build-up to the game.

Man Utd v LA Galaxy: Team news Mourinho has confirmed David de Gea and Joel Pereira will both share the gloves for 45 minutes each.

Hes also likely to make a host of other changes after his sides week of hard work on the training pitch in 100 degree heat on Americas west coast.

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Why Everyone Totally Loves America - Duration: 3:43.

Have you ever spent your lunch period watching random YouTube videos in the library because

the people you usually sit with are out sick, and Kyle said you couldn't sit with him,

so you end up watching a 48 minute long talk about farming and yachts that's so weirdly

interesting you decide to also make a video about farming and yachts?

Yeah, I mean, pff, me neither...

This is the one hundred percent totally historically accurate tale of how America got all the ladies

to be like "ooh America you're so smart and good at stuff"

Anyway, that video is really long, so I'm just gonna give you the good parts.

I know what you're thinking; that's plagiarism!

BUT THIS GUY DOESN'T OWN...

FACTS!

Ok?

If only one person was allowed to talk about history, we wouldn't have...

Hamilton!

Lemme set the stage: The year was 1851 and British people hated Americans.

This thing called The Great Exhibition was starting, which is where countries from around

the world meet in London to show off new futuristic technologies.

Like horses.

Exciting times!

But the Victorian newspapers were not excited about the visiting Americans, here's a quote:

Whenever they enter into competition with European elegance they make themselves ridiculous.

Their furniture is grotesque, their cut glass is clumsy, and their daguerreotypes are the

sternest.

Which is so mean!

Say what you want about my furniture, but how dare you speak ill of my daguerreotypes.

Whatever those are...

In the exhibition hall, each country was showing off their plows and zeplins.

Probably.

And for three weeks attendees laughed at the small American plows.

We were the underdogs.

But, when it came time to test everyone's plows, ours were so good!

Just like, plow, kuhchow, farming!

We were plowin' up a storm and everyone was like WOAH!

NO WAY.

I love- farming!

We made, hella plow money.

At that point the newspapers are like "Oh, I guess Americans aren't totally dumb.

Like, they can have farming, I guess."

We had a whole continent to manifest our destiny all over so it made sense that we'd be pretty

good at agriculture.

But the English didn't worry too much because they could still claim to be better at rich

people stuff like yacht racing, and cheating at golf.

That is, until some enterprising Americans built a super sick racing yacht and everyone

was like "Woah!

That boat's so fast!

What's its name?" and the guy that made it is like...

AMERICA!

So they took the America to the UK to race a bunch of snooty British yachts around the

Isle of Wight.

Parties are held all around the island to watch.

It's a very excited atmosphere, and people are super interested to see how the American

boat does.

The America starts the race with a fouled anchor.

By the time they even get going they're well behind everyone else.

And the spectators are like, "Boo!

Americans are only good at farming!"

But, by the time the rest of the yachts start to pass the first party on the island, the

America is in the middle of the pack!

And the spectators there are like "Huh, America isn't losing.

Good for her."

Meanwhile, at the finish line, the Queen's barge is docked and all the country's elites

are drunk, probably.

Excitedly waiting to see how the race ends.

Eventually, a single boat pulls in.

The America.

;) And during the race, pulls up next to the Queen's barge so the entire crew can take

their hats off and bow to the Queen before crossing the finish line.

The newspapers the next day said this was like a horse jockey stopping just to wave

to the audience.

The America still won by SEVEN.

FRIKIN.

MILES.

The crowd went wild!

People were shooting off guns, birds were terrified!

When they announced the winner, the Queen asked "Who's second?" and they replied

"Nobody!"

AMERICA!

That race was so epic that they renamed the trophy itself to "The America's Cup"

which yachts still compete for.

And from then on, all the other countries wanted to sit with us at lunch.

And we're like, yeah man, that's cool you can sit with us.

BECAUSE COOL KIDS DON'T LET PEOPLE SIT ALONE AT LUNCH, KYLE.

For more infomation >> Why Everyone Totally Loves America - Duration: 3:43.

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Footballers React To Their *NEW* FIFA Ratings 😱 - Duration: 10:21.

For more infomation >> Footballers React To Their *NEW* FIFA Ratings 😱 - Duration: 10:21.

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QUITTING FAST FASHION // One Year Later [CC] - Duration: 7:06.

hello everyone, so a little over a year ago probably, probably about a year and a

half now, I made a video announcing that I was going to no longer shop at fast

fashion retailers and move towards a more sustainable and eco-friendly

lifestyle. in general. Since making these changes, but also making the original video,

I received loads of questions from all of you out there, as well as hit certain

roadblocks, and so I kind of wanted to do a video talking about what it's been

like to make these changes one year- one and a half years on. On the whole, I

will say is not been as challenging as I originally anticipated. it has been hard,

but not as challenging. for years, I use shopping as a way of dealing with any

sort of sadness or anxiety I was feeling at the time, and it would give me an

outlet to distract myself and in general just make me happier. it's not a positive

place to be in, but I will say that for a very long time, it did work and it was

also a way of bonding with people, something to do when hanging out. It would give

me somewhere different to put my head and my thoughts and it gave me great

satisfaction in finding different pieces to put together for my wardrobe. however,

that's an expensive coping mechanism, especially as someone who

moves a lot and has to carry all of her belongings across long distances,

different countries, different states. it's not very sustainable, in general. I

owned too many clothes, it was a problem. still, still a problem, let's be real, I

still owned too many clothes. so, around my birthday last year, I made the choice.

I cut out fast fashion and I felt really great about it. now I'm going to get into

some questions that I've received multiple times throughout the year. I don't have

specific people who ask them, I've just kind of thrown them into a document over

the last year and here we go. In my very first video about fast fashion, I

mentioned that I probably was not going to move towards more sustainable socks

and underwear. I like to kind of cycle out my socks and underwear quite

frequently and they're really expensive and I didn't want it to be spending a

lot of money on that. Since then, however, I have started buying my socks and

underwear sustainably after all. I feel like even in the last year a lot of

companies had made it more accessible to- and cheaper to buy sustainable socks and

underwear, types things like that so I will link some companies down below. a

big one for me has been Pact. I know a lot of you recommend it to me, I still

get comments on my orginal video constantly about Pact regarding

underwear or socks. I love their underwear, I think it's so-so comfortable.

it's not like super cute or anything but it's just like really comfy, though there

are a lot of really sexy like lingerie companies are sustainable, are made in

the US, or the UK, wherever, there's some in Germany, I think. I will link down

below a couple master posts to loads of different companies that have

sustainable clothing in general and listed in there is undergarments and

lingerie and things like that. Pact does loads and loads of sales so

I recommend signing up to the mailing list and you get a discount codes, and

this is not sponsored. I'm not sponsored by Pact, but hey, Pact, give me a call. yeah,

they do tons of sales all the time, so you can get their stuff even cheaper.

it's still pretty affordable as is, but you can get it even cheaper and also

they're one of the only companies I've found that you like the little footy

socks that are kind of invisible socks for shoes, which are the only socks I

like to wear and they make those so those are awesome.

I have also gotten asked if I have broken my fast fashion ban and yes, I have.

I've broken it a few times where I've needed certain things and that was the

only option for me, either because the more eco-friendly option was too expensive

for me at the time or I just like needed it quickly for certain reasons. for

instance, I was finding it really hard to find a pair of denim shorts for the last

few years, I just could not find anything in charity shops. I couldn't even find jeans

that fit right to like cut up or anything, so a few months ago when I was

about to go on holiday, I did buy a pair of denim shorts because I knew I needed

them and I know I'll use them forever. I've already gotten tons of wear

out of them and I'll continue to wear them. they'll stay in my wardrobe for a

really long time. also I'm not going to lie, I bought Primark Christmas jumpers

because I like cannot resist them and we in my family are obsessed. I did

compensate by making a lot of charitable donations around the Christmas period, so

I kind of felt a little bit better about my poor choice. sorry the camera shifted

slightly I had to change the battery. How do you deal with the guilt of needing to

buy certain things but knowing that they aren't very eco-friendly or sustainable?

I guess at this point of the video I should note that buying things from fast fashion

retailers does not always have to be like the worst thing in the world. as I

said with my pair of shorts, there's something that I bought from I think I

bought them from Topshop and I felt really guilty about that, but I also know

that I'm going to have the shorts for years to come and also that they are

something that even if I were to stop wanting them they going to be

something that someone else will want, so they will stay, like I'll donate them to a charity shop

where they will get worn again. they're something that's pretty timeless and not

something that I will just be like chucking out in a few months time, which

is the whole point of cutting out fast fashion is that it's so short-term. fast.

if you don't have a charity shop or a thrift shop near you where you can buy

things or if you can afford more sustainable eco-friendly options because

I know they are very expensive, then by all means, shop at fast fashion. I just

recommend buying things that are- you feel like are going to last longer,

things that you know you'll have really long time. not just like a ton of really

trendy pieces that you'll cycle through really quickly. that's just my advice and

that's also what I tell myself when I have to buy things that you aren't as

sustainable. the issue on the consumer side of fast fashion is not that they

shop through fast fashion retailers at all, it's that people cycle through

things so quickly. ultimately, the problem with fashion is that it exists at all

and the companies allow it to happen in such terrible conditions and all of that,

y'all know, ultimately, on the whole, I think what's been great about this

experience for me coming out fast fashion and also just moving towards a

more sustainable lifestyle has just been like the self-awareness of it all. Anytime

I have to buy something, I put a lot more thought into it than I used to.

I buy things because I need them and I put a lot of thought and time and effort

into researching the things I need and, yeah, figuring it out that way. I think as

long as you're more thoughtful about the way shop, then you're doing a great job. I

don't judge people who do shop at fast fashion retailers, I get it, I've been

there. I just want not do it myself. that's cool. I think that's all for this

video, I don't want it to be super super long. if you have any questions regarding

fast fashion or eco fashion or sustainability any of that or want me to

make another video on a certain type, element, topic, thing, please leave your

comments and questions down below. what are your favourite new alternatives to

fast fashion if you've cut it out, as well? my favourite has just been like,

local shops. I've found so many shops here in Seattle that all make all there

or like source all of their products from inside the US or get a lot of local

vendors and things, local artists, everything. I love it, I love it. I think

it's awesome. I love shopping local-- I've pretty much only ever shopped at local

bookshops, so really it was a natural shift for me to focus on more local

clothing retailers, as well. also, a lot of charity shops, if I ever feel like I

really need to go buy things, I'll just like walk around

local charity shops. that usually like satiates me. anyway, let me know any

thoughts, questions, comments, down below and I hope you have a wonderful day.

also, let me know in the comments what videos you'd like to see from me in the

future! I have a few things coming up, but I'm trying to add to my list of videos

to create for you. bye.

For more infomation >> QUITTING FAST FASHION // One Year Later [CC] - Duration: 7:06.

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FAMOUS GRAVE TOUR - Holy Cross #2 (John Candy, Mary Astor, etc.) - Duration: 16:36.

Welcome to Hollywood Graveyard where we set out to remember and celebrate the

lives of those who lived to entertain us, by visiting their final resting places.

Today we continue our tour of Holy Cross Cemetery where we'll find such stars as

John Candy, Ray Bolger, Mary Astor, and many more.

Join us won't you?

Continuing our tour of Holy Cross Cemetery we'll be visiting the mausoleum

and the grounds surrounding it. There's nothing grim or doleful about

this mausoleum. The art is bright and colorful, modern, and full of life.

In addition to marble wall crypts there are also glass niches, all adorned with

Catholic symbolism. There are also several open-air courtyards on the north

side of the mausoleum. If you haven't done so already be sure to check out

part 1.

Picking up where we left off at part 1 we make our way over to the

mausoleum. We'll begin our tour on the lawn just

south of the mausoleum in Section P. Several spaces in from the road right at

the base of a tree is Hayden Rorke. He was a popular television actor during

the 60s and is best remembered as comedic foil Dr. Bellows on "I Dream of Jeannie,"

who was never quite able to figure out what was going on with Tony and Jeannie.

"Make it snow."

"Dr. Bellows, honestly."

"Try."

"Snow."

"I'm sorry about all this, sir. I'm sure it was all a coincidence."

"Snow."

He appeared in many other TV series of the era including "I Love Lucy,"

"The Twilight Zone," and "Perry Mason."

Across the street to the east is section N. Right next to the

road is Allison Hayes. She was an actress and model popular in many B-films of the

1950's, including "The Undead," and "Attack of the 50-Foot Woman."

"Attack of the 50-Foot Woman," incredibly huge with incredible desires for love

and vengeance.

Her health began to deteriorate in the 60s when she discovered that calcium

supplements she'd been taking contained extremely high levels of lead, and that

she was suffering from lead poisoning. She was diagnosed with leukemia and died

a few years later at just 46. Motivated by her situation the FDA amended laws

governing the importation of nutritional supplements.

Back four rows, several spaces

north is Jean Acker. She was an actress whose career began in the silent era.

Her notoriety doesn't come from her acting however, but her loved life. In 1919 she

met an aspiring actor named Rudolph Valentino.

They married after a whirlwind two-month courtship, but on their wedding night she

locked him out, quickly regretting the marriage as a big mistake. She fled and

the two were granted a divorce two years later. When asked why she married

Valentino she said, quote, "It was simply a case of California, the glamour of the

Southern California moonlight, and the fascinating lovemaking of the man."

She also had many lesbian lovers including actress Alla Nazimova. Jean was her protege.

Later in life she met a Ziegfeld Follies

girl Chloe Carter, who would become her life partner.

They're buried here next to each other.

Back one row just south is Daws Butler, one of Hollywood's favorite

cartoon voices. He worked mainly with Hanna-Barbera,

voicing such characters as Yogi Bear, Huckleberry Hound, Wally Gator, and Elroy Jetson.

"Maybe this will teach my folks to believe me. When I'm rich and famous

they'll be sorry."

"Yeah, but I'm hungry."

"Hungry already? Okay. I brought some food for us."

"Now which one do you want? We got a ham and cheese capsule,

a fried egg capsule, a chicken chow mein peel. Pick one.

"What'd you do that for Astro? That was supposed to last us for all whole week."

He was also the original voice of Cap'n Crunch.

North several spaces along this

same row if the King of Comedy, Mack Sennett. In 1912 he formed the

Keystone Film Company, the leading comedy studio of the era, which helped launch

the careers of stars like Mabel Normand, Charlie Chaplin, Fatty Arbuckle,

Ben Turpin, Gloria Swanson, and more. Sennett was an innovator of the slapstick style

of comedy. He also acted in many of his films. Here he is with Fatty Arbuckle,

watching a movie starring Mabel Normand... not quite able to grasp the illusion of

what he was seeing on screen.

One row up in several spaces north is actress Mary Astor. Her career began as

a teen in the silent era, and she transitioned smoothly into the talkies.

She won an Oscar for her role in the 1941 film "The Great Lie," and also starred

in the noir classic "The Maltese Falcon."

"You've got to trust me Mr. Spade. Oh I'm

so alone and afraid. I've got nobody to help me if you won't help me.

Be generous Mr. Spade. You're brave, you're strong. You can spare me some of

that courage and strength, surely. Help me Mr. Spade, I need help so badly. I've

no right to ask you, I know I haven't but I do ask you. Help me."

"You won't need much of anybody's help, you're good. Chiefly your eyes I think, and

that throb you get in your voice when you say things like, 'Be generous Mr. Spade.'"

"I deserved that."

Her memoir "A Life on Film" became a

best-seller. She once famously summed up her career

with the quote: "There are five stages in the life of an actor:

Who's Mary Astor?

Get me Mary Astor.

Get me a Mary Astor type.

Get me a young Mary Astor.

Who's Mary Astor?

Let's make our way over to the mausoleum, shall we?

Beautiful isn't it? Recently repainted too!

Heading into the main entrance, low on the wall to the left we find the crypt

of Ray Bolger. In our last tour we visited the Tin Man. Here we find the

Scarecrow. Ray Bolger played the part of the beloved bumbling man of straw in the

1939 film "The Wizard of Oz."

"What would you do with the brain if you had one?"

"Do? Why if I had a brain I could..."

[music]

Other film roles include "The Great Ziegfeld," and "Babes in Toyland."

Heading further into the mausoleum, to the right of the dome, is Joan Davis. She was a

comedic actress seen on stage, film, radio, and television. She is perhaps best

remembered for her role in the TV series "I Married Joan." She can also be seen in

films like Abbott and Costello's "Hold That Ghost."

Right next to Joan is singer Mario Lanza.

He was an Italian tenor known as "the singing Clark Gable" for his good

looks and powerful voice. After seeing Lanza perform at the

Hollywood Bowl, MGM head Louis B. Mayer signed him to a film contract. His films

include "The Toast of New Orleans," which featured a best-selling song "Be My Love,"

"The great Caruso," and "Because You're Mine," featuring the Oscar-nominated song of

the same name.

[music]

He was a bright star who burned out too quickly,

dying of a heart attack at the age of 38.

Heading back the way we came we turn

left before the entrance, then right at the statue. At the end of the first

corridor on the left, high on the wall, is Spike Jones. He was a musician whose band

Spike Jones and His City Slickers specialized in satirical and comedic

arrangements of popular and classical songs, accompanied by cowbells,

car horns, tin cans, gunshots, and more. I'll bet you've never heard Tchaikovsky

quite like this before.

Continuing down this corridor we turn right into room 7. High on the left

wall is John Candy, one of the most beloved comedians of the 20th century.

He was born in Canada and rose to prominence on the popular sketch comedy

series SCTV. His work on the show earned him two Emmys. He soon made his way to

Hollywood landing small roles in films like "1941." As his star rose he landed

prominent and leading roles in films like "Uncle Buck," and as the lovable Barf

on Spaceballs,

"What was that?"

"Never mind that... what was that?"

"Hi!"

"Who are you?"

"Barf."

"No in here mister, this is a Mercedes!"

"Nah, that's my name. Barf."

"Barf? What are you?"

"I'm a Mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."

He was in the midst of filming "Wagon's East" when he died quite suddenly of a heart attack in

Mexico. He was just 43.

Two spaces down from John is Hollywood's favorite dad,

Fred MacMurray. He's perhaps best remembered for his role in "My Three Sons,"

one of televisions longest-running sitcoms. MacMurray played a single

widower raising his three sons, a revolutionary concept at the time when

the nuclear family was the norm on television. In order to work around his

schedule the series was shot out of sequence, with all of MacMurray's scenes

shot in a block, and all the other scenes shot later.

"My Three Sons," starring Fred MacMurray.

And as Bub, William Frawley."

He also starred in the Billy Wilder noir classic "Double Indemnity."

Entombed alongside Fred is his wife, June Haver, who was an actress in the 40s and 50s.

She was groomed by 20th Century Fox to be the next Betty Grable, though

she never achieved the same level of success as Betty. Her films include

"Look for the Silver Lining" with Ray Bolger who we visited earlier, and "The Dolly Sisters."

She retired from show business in the 1950s.

Heading back to the

entrance let's continue on to the other side of the mausoleum, to block 4.

Near the end, on the right wall, is the crypt of Ned Washington. He was a songwriter

and lyricist whose songs were featured in films and TV shows from the 20s to

the 60s. He was nominated for 11 Academy Awards in his career winning twice.

You'll recall our tour of Valhalla when we visited Leigh Harline, the man who

composed the music for "When You Wish Upon a Star." Ned wrote the lyrics.

Other songs include "Rawhide," "High Noon," and "Baby Mine" from "Dumbo."

[music]

For our last stop we'll be heading out to one of the open courtyards behind the

mausoleum. The easiest way to find it is to head back outside, to the east side

along the road, then head into the second courtyard. In a room of niches to the

left, low on the wall, is child actress and Disney legend Virginia Davis.

Before Mickey Mouse young Virginia was the star of the Walt Disney Company, playing Alice

in a series of live-action hybrid shorts called "The Alice Comedies." She began

working for Walt in 1924 at his Laugh-O-Gram studio while still in Kansas City.

When Disney moved out to LA he convinced Davis and her family to come along to

continue making the Alice comedies. The success of these short films paved the way

for Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, Mickey Mouse, and all the rest. Here she is with a very

young Walt Disney, watching them draw their funnies.

And that concludes our tour! What are some of your favorite memories of the

stars we visited today? Share them in the comments below, and be sure to like, share,

and subscribe for more famous grave tours.

Thanks for watching, we'll see you on the next one.

Did you guys notice that golf cart parked in the mausoleum?

What you've heard about LA is true...

a good parking space is nearly impossible to find.

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Aladdin Live Action CAST - Mena Massoud, Naomi Scott, Will Smith - Duration: 13:42.

While of course it's important to hold Disney accountable

sometimes the internets can become so obsessed with holding something

accountable, like Disney

that I think they forget to applaud Disney

for the risks that they are taking

in the first place that cause them

to have to be held accountable.

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Ameriški čokoladni piškoti - American Chip Cookies | MojaČokolada.si - Duration: 2:20.

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Minecraft - 5 Mean Traps - Duration: 5:02.

Hey guys I'm NiceMark and today I'd like to show you 5 really mean traps that you can

buiild in Minecraft.

If you use them then you're a mean person since it might require someone else's help

to get your victims out of the trap.

Let's take a look at them!

So imagine you've just finished your long and busy day and now you're heading back to

sleep so you don't get bothered by all the mobs that spawn during the night and you can

actually see what's happening in your world.

So you go to your bed, in my case there's a small obstacle on it, but I guess we'll

have to just deal with it and sleep as is.

So now you're thinking about all the things you're gonna do after you sleep and the time

does indeed set to day.. but you die.

Okay you might think, it's a trap!

I'll just respawn and continue with my game.

However it's not that simple since you'll keep spawning there forever.

The way this works is really simple.

There is no redstone behind it and it's probably the cheapest trap you can build in Minecraft.

So here's the lava and that's it.

Notice that I placed slabs around the bed.

This prevents the game from placing you there and tries to place you into another available

space instead, in this case it's the corner with lava in it.

I've also built another design.

This one uses fall damage instead.

After you spawn in the corner you pick up an item off of a pressure plate behind another

corner.

The floor behind you is retracted and you fall down to your death.

Respawning won't help.

At the bottom there's a chain of hoppers that leads to an item elevator.

The items dropped by the victim can be put into a chest or picked up back at the surface.

This next trap will not work in singleplayer or regular multiplayer, but if you happen

to play on a server that has the /sethome command you can try placing an open fencegate

under a player's home and they should spawn on it and fall through.

You can also try simply using lava.

I'm not sure if it still works, but I was able to succesfully use this trap a few years

ago.

Here we've got a mine cart station with an automatic system to push the mine cart once

you get into it.

However at the other end there's a trap.

At the end there's an activator rail which will eject the player out of the mine cart.

It works just like the one with the bed -- there's no other place for the game to put the player

in, so it places them in the corner with lava.

I've also got one for the nether portal.

At first it seems just like your usual nether, however once you go through you activate a

trap which drops you in a lava pit.

Here you can do a double trap if you're extra evil.

Since the player is going to respawn at their bed you can also trap that with the first

bed trap and send them into a respawn loop.

Let's take a closer look at nether trap.

There's a ceiling in case the player jumps too much to prevent them from potentially

escaping.

The redstone behind it is simple - just 2 piston trapdoors and 2 pistons extending blocks

upwards to stop the player from running too fast.

There are hoppers under the lava which will try to catch items before they get burned

and put them into a chest.

The original signal from the tripwire is extended by 6 ticks to prevent the trapdoor from closing

too quickly.

And finally, one for the end portal.

For this trap you need an end portal, in my case I'll just spawn in it, however you would

use a real one in survival.

What you want to do is simply drop TNT into it.

That's it.

After you drop what you think is enough TNT you can just wait for a victim to jump into

it.

This is especially effective when players gear up to defeat the ender dragon for the

first time since they'll most likely spawn on a platform that's not easy to escape.

You might've noticed that the TNT took a while to blow up.

If you want to reduce that time I suggest going up around 30 blocks and dropping the

TNT into the end portal from there.

It will reduce the time it takes to blow up in the end.

And those are all of the traps that I wanted to show you today.

Let me know in the comments if you know of any other mean traps and if you've used them

in the past.

Thanks for watching and I'll see you all later, bye bye!

For more infomation >> Minecraft - 5 Mean Traps - Duration: 5:02.

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Paulie Malignaggi hasnt heard from Team Mcgregor on sparring! Not sure he'll be used - Duration: 2:56.

Its not really a breakdown ya know? The press conferences were fun. They were a bit weird at times, they ran out of material

I thought the press tour was a success

I thought it was 2-2...I thought it was LA, New York was Floyd and Toronto & London was Conor

I havent done any work with Conor. They've done alot of talking as far as bringing me in but I'm not sure if they will

its up to them really, its not up to me. If they wanna bring me in, we've spoken, If they do they do.

It doesnt matter, I'll be there ringside either way, a fight of this magnitude....I wish both guys the best, hopefully it'll be entertaining

For more infomation >> Paulie Malignaggi hasnt heard from Team Mcgregor on sparring! Not sure he'll be used - Duration: 2:56.

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AVM Flowers Garden Escape walkthrough AVMGames. - Duration: 7:51.

For more infomation >> AVM Flowers Garden Escape walkthrough AVMGames. - Duration: 7:51.

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The XDrip Parakeet with Nightscout Setup (COMPLETE GUIDE using Nightscout, How it works, FULL GUIDE - Duration: 1:32:01.

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Seriously: Let's Talk About Sexism, Baby - Duration: 5:54.

This week: Let's talk about sexism, baby. This is Seriously Seven Days.

Thank you for joining us. I'm your host Bryan Parmelee and once again there is a

fantastic issue of Seven Days out in the world now, and on the cover is a story

that might have been a bit of a bombshell for certain readers. It turns

out that not only are females funny; there is a whole gaggle of hilarious

women right here in Vermont and they're actually the driving force behind the

state's robust and growing comedy scene. Now, despite the prevalence of women it

turns out that sexism is still an issue. To help us better understand this

phenomenon and what we can do to avoid it I've decided to have a chat with

comedian and co-owner of the Vermont Comedy Club, Natalie Miller. I'm going to

head there now. You should come too.

Alright, I'm here with Natalie Miller. Thank you so much for joining us,

Thank you for having me.

Of course. You'll notice I installed a sexism button, so if any sexist remark should be said you can

just hit that little button. I can't imagine it will be a problem, though.

Can I just? You know it's not exactly a remark, but the pink thing? Like I don't — it's

not my favorite color, I mean, we don't need to like gender the interview.

Can we just go to like a bar or something?

Thank you, yeah that'd be great.

I'm here at a bar with Natalie Miller. Thank you for joining us. So I brought you here because you are one of my favorite

female comedians. Okay I'm sorry, I could have worded that better.

You are very funny for a girl.

No, try again.

You are hilarious for a woman.

No, try again. How about just like a comedian? You are a funny comedian.

You are a hilarious comedian, period.

I invited you here because you are a hilarious comedian.

Thank you. Good adjustment.

And you are also the co-owner of a comedy club, the Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington.

Yes, correct.

You do not look like a club owner.

What is that supposed to mean? Ok, so anyone can do anything no matter what

they look like. I'm a female comedy club owner and there are plenty

of us all across the country and the world.

That's great. So when you're when you're booking shows at the club — we just found out this week in

the cover story there are a bunch of hilarious female comedians in Vermont.

Yea, it's a great scene. How do you decide which one to put on the bill so people know you're not sexist?

Which one? So it's not like a quota thing. We're not like, "Oh we need

one woman on every bill." Like, it might be all women because we just book who's funny.

Well, I guess I've noticed there are more famous male comedians than

female comedians, right? So is there something the females can do to be as

funny as the men and get on more shows?

What the? What is wrong with this — where did you find this guy? Can I just get somebody else or?

Yea, let's move on. So, let's say I'm at the Vermont Comedy Club watching a show. Now, I

understand that heckling is very frowned upon. Yes definitely.

What do I do if there's a woman on stage and I feel like her set is lagging and I

want to help her out with what can I yell — Nothing just — you know I'm just gonna

hold this — um nothing. Don't yell anything because she doesn't

need your help, okay? She's a pro. But what if she says a joke — maybe it's about men —

and I suddenly feel the need to defend myself? Like, what should I say? Because not all men are pigs.

No, just like open your ears listen to what she has to say.

Ok, listen — right. Okay you don't have to mansplain comedy.

I'm not trying to explain anything, but what if — let's say she's very attractive

and I want to let her know that she's hot. No no, it's not a confidence

boost. That would be like objectifying her in her place,

like would you ever yell to Aziz Ansari onstage? And be like, "Oh you're hot!"

Well no, he's a professional comedian. That would be rude. Yeah, what you just said. Oh, I see

what you did there. Good. Good I'm glad you saw. Is this...

Ok, just one more question, I promise. I've noticed that female

comedians often discuss their fertility cycle during their set. What is up with that?

Are you talking about periods? Gross! It's not gross, it's a normal thing. It's our reality.

I don't know why do guys always talk about their dicks?

Are you laughing at the word dicks?

I wasn't ready for that. That is hilarious. Seriously where did you find this guy? I can't. Dicks.

But we were learning so much. Dicks. Oh my god. You keep saying it. Bye. What?

Hey, it's Natalie. What you just watched was a sketch. Bryan is a really nice person in real life. All of

the things Bryan was saying have been said to me in real life, by real people.

Just be nice to people. Women are funny. Respect comedians.

Respect performers. Come to Vermont Comedy Clubs. See some shows. Take some

classes. It's great. Bryan will you come in? We need to hug. I feel really dirty.

Good job. Okay that's going to do it for us this

week. Natalie Miller, everybody. Thank you so much for watching. See you next time.

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LIFE UPDATE || WHERE HAVE I BEEN? - Duration: 14:01.

And at the same time....

Hey guys! Welcome back to my channel

I just wanted to film a short video so please don't mind the auto focus, sound, or lighting

Sorry about that. It's just not on my mind right now

I just want to do this video and post it to get over with

Be patient with me!

So this video will be about life update and where I've been!

Because obviously I've not been posting videos lately

And I just want to explain why I've not been posting since

Let's get started with the video!

Honestly I don't know where to start but the last couple of months has been a crazy rollercoaster for me

That probably started when I first got my new job at Nike which I love

Well, at the same time, I love it but then I don't

And you'll see why, I'll explain more later in the video

But yeah, I do enjoy my job at Nike

Obviously my barrier with my deafness, my communication with my parents and everyone else

It's very... Extremely frustrating for me and for some reason

the past couple of months, it has been very tough for me

For some reason, some people can't grasp the idea of me being deaf. I don't know

That's what I've been really struggling lately and I've been seeking out for my deaf friends.

I really needed to talk to my friends and be able to sign

Because I notice once I'm with my deaf friends, I feel much better. I'm already in my comfort zone

I was relived like it was going to be okay

Obviously lately with my communication with my parents hasn't been that great

Also at my work, obviously I chose to work in retail

Don't ask me why but that's what I've pretty much been doing since

At Nike, I do enjoy it. People are.... okay. It's all good

But obviously they never worked with a deaf person before so they have zero experience

That has been an huge challenge/barrier for me and them as well

It's just...

The reason why I decided to film this is because I've having this feeling inside burning up

It has been building up ever since pretty much the beginning when I first started my new job

It has been very... extremely emotionally, mentally, physically draining

It feels like after one simple shift, seriously ONE shift honestly

When I arrive home, oh boy I don't want to deal with this anymore

Because after one simple shift having to really deal with a lot of people including my co workers

My co workers don't really give me.. an easy job

I mean, they don't give me an easy time. That's a better word I was looking for sorry

Sometimes when I need to ask them for a simple thing so I could give the right answer to a customer

They would sometimes ignore or push me away like they don't want to deal with me

Or they would tell me that they would do it for me

I was puzzled like I can do it, you know?

So at first, I understood because they didn't know how to work with me so I let it slide

But still... STILL, after 2 months, that's still an issue unfortunately

Don't get me wrong, I don't hate it or anything. I do enjoy my job

Because I've met some people that are willing to communicate with me which is just

I'm very grateful for that because I'll probably go crazy if I didn't have that

But yeah, they're really sweet, willing to communicate, and being respectful with me

Like thank you, that's all I need

I kinda knew/expected this would happen but there's a lot of people, that wasn't what I was expecting AT ALL

Because I'm used to working with a small group of people but with this job, there's A LOT of people

It's a whole team so that wasn't what I was used to

Plus with that, I have to deal with many people. It's a lot of work

Because I always have to make sure I understand what they say and provide them with what they want/need

It's very tough for me and it takes a lot of energy out of me

But that's what I chose to do. I do really enjoy helping people and giving them a good experience

So yeah, that's what I chose to do. I knew exactly what I was getting myself into

But again, I wish it was easier because obviously compared myself to a hearing person

Obviously, communication would be the same but being a deaf person, it's different

Mine's using my hands to sign while they use their mouth to speak

But yeah, with this job, my feelings has been all over the place

Because obviously I get bad days, it's very emotional. It's all over the place

I would be angry, sad, or whatever. I would be frustrated, usually most of the time it would be the case

But that's what it is like in retail sometimes

But obviously sometimes it's harder because I'm a deaf person

Sometimes people would ask me stupid questions or don't think of me

Like what I really mean by that for example, it just happened today

I just found out that we had a staff meeting soon next week, I had to think ahead of time like get an interpreter

I asked one of the managers to get an interpreter for the meeting and explained my reason

They were confused and asked me why? Like why did I need one for

Back of my head, I was like did you really ask me that question

I was like whatever and explained again. They were like ohh okay fine I guess let me ask other managers

They were like, let me see whatever. I was very annoyed

That's what I meant! They don't really think about my feelings or what I need

Because obviously I need an interpreter!

Besides that, stupid questions. Don't even let me get started with that

Obviously throughout my life being a deaf person, I do get asked a lot of questions are just... You know?

But this... This one is an exceptional

Some has asked me how did I learn how to read and write?

Because they thought being deaf was a mental thing

Couple of other people too as well, like for example

When I got out of the car and was ready to go to work, I saw some of my other co workers

They noticed that I drove. They asked that they didn't know that I could drive

It was offensive but I pushed it away

Some asked me how do I know ASL?

Again, I'm aware that everyone doesn't know ASL but they have seen me sign before

So obviously it's a stupid question

One asked if I could drive right? I was a little annoyed but said of course I can drive

"I thought deaf people were banned from driving because the government didn't allow"

I can go on and on but yeah you get the idea. I was honestly so shook

Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy being a deaf person. Of course I take in a lot of pride

But sometimes obviously it's very tough because not everyone understands

I feel like I have a lot to really prove and show that I can do it

That can be frustrating sometimes because I see very often that regular hearing people

They have it easier if you know what I mean

You know, it's a little disappointing

But yeah, I do enjoy my job. I really do. I've learned a lot and get experience. It's very rich

Learn what it is like working with hearing people

Because obviously we don't really get this kind of chance. I'm very lucky to have this chance

And I just want to educate and show you guys

The main reason why I do this because I want to share my experiences and/or show whatever

So you guys can take it in from me or others and understand better

So you can learn what to do for next time

Because obviously I want to raise more awareness about this. Spread the message!

Because it's still an issue. Amazing how it's 2017 and it's STILL an issue

It's just after today, my feelings are all over the place. I just needed to film this video

I'm just very fed up

Honestly after work today, for some reason, I'm not that kind of person who would cry (not an emotional person)

After work today, I got in my car and I just wanted to break down. I wanted to cry

Because sometimes I feel like with my co workers, they treat me like I'm a robot with no feelings

They don't take my feelings or whatever in consideration

So yeah, it's tough because it can put a toll on myself, my feelings, everything

But yeah, that's where I've been because obviously communication and everything

I just wanted to unplug from this and technology

That's why I've been hanging out a lot more with my deaf friends because obviously yeah

Because I needed my fix with my deaf friends

But obviously yeah, that's a con but that's pretty much everywhere with other jobs

With deaf people in a hearing world/environment

But it's important to think positive and keep going! You never know till you try. It will get better

Hope you guys liked this video! Comment below your experiences, any questions you have, or anything!

If you're hearing and want to ask any questions about our deaf culture,

Please feel free to comment below, I want to hear yours!

Don't forget to like this video and subscribe if you want to see more videos in the future!

Have a good week and enjoy life! Remember that :)

Bye guys!

For more infomation >> LIFE UPDATE || WHERE HAVE I BEEN? - Duration: 14:01.

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লন্ডনে দীর্ঘদিন পর মাকে দেখেই দৌড়ে গিয়ে জড়িয়ে ধরেন তারেক - Blu Bird RK - Duration: 2:10.

After a long time in London, Tarek ran away after seeing his mother

For more infomation >> লন্ডনে দীর্ঘদিন পর মাকে দেখেই দৌড়ে গিয়ে জড়িয়ে ধরেন তারেক - Blu Bird RK - Duration: 2:10.

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Murder Mystery Animated | Roblox | The Pals Reaction | AyChristene Reacts - Duration: 3:20.

Hey Buddies this is ya girl AyChristene and in spirit of I've been okay you can start

been playing a lot more roblox lately as you guys can tell by all the videos I've

been posting but I found there's an animation or robots animation that I

actually been wanting to see so this is robots adventures animated murder

mystery by the pal so I'm kind of excited to see how their murder mystery

adventure went since mine was an utter disaster doing furnace will be in the

description box for you to check out now let's get started

a two-piece infrastructure so those are three what's the what's up you're just

eating why are you eating there's a murderer on the loose

Alex oh there are a lot of don't it could be sub yeah over because he

fathers are nobody talking to us okay now that you can remember his expression

me not has allowed our God yes of subs videos have like and some

like so you know on the computer like if Syria we're talking but like very

chopped up like the comment video that voice that's what sub has so I get what

they're saying then hit his head lice and murders no oh my good name creepy

you say Miami tomorrow no this isn't on the run are you not do it what are you

doing you should often heard all the nice he

had a funny where I'm not gonna do that oh my gosh she could be the murderer

right here wow people in the chat or anyway it's a girl with blue hair

it's the murderer okay so shocking people the chance to help out was oh no

I think the sheriff actually just got killed

yeah good people I were at a shower oh no oh let's see

look for a drop to gun somewhere anywhere oh yeah I could have been much

in the mantilla oh she's over there yeah where did you come as Laura sonic ball

which self okay I'm alone in some stuff and am i right okay

thankfully hello oh okay come on we gotta go okay oh my

everybody is dead oh yeah oh my gosh okay um back off that desk oh no it's

pretty uh chopped up dad I'm pretty crazy um wow I really liked it I thought

it was really funny and it's for me I'm just thinking about everything that I

said during a murder murder mystery game play where people would tell you all

with the person with blue hair whatever I remember they told me that right after

I got stabbed up I still don't deal with

okay so let me know your thoughts down below in the comment section I really

liked that video typically give the description box below so over there my

second channel check out my social media subscribe here for this channel none of

the others have been working on love you face is always my shoulders

For more infomation >> Murder Mystery Animated | Roblox | The Pals Reaction | AyChristene Reacts - Duration: 3:20.

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Świat według Kiepskich - Odcinek 222 - Chór - Duration: 22:01.

For more infomation >> Świat według Kiepskich - Odcinek 222 - Chór - Duration: 22:01.

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Lut Einstelltafel - Duration: 2:25.

This video presents the operation of the Lut setting panel

Let's assume we have received the order: "Schleife lang! Lut-Geschwindigkeit: grün 10! Schneidung: grün 40! Vorlauf: 40 hundert!"

At the beginning length of the preliminary straight run is set: 40 hm

Then (for starboard tubes) the Lut speed is set: 10 knots

Finally, the intersection angle is set: 40°

Now let's assume that we have received the order: "Schleife kurz! Lut-Geschwindigkeit: rot 16! Schneidung: rot 90! Vorlauf: 50 hundert!"

We switch the pattern to "kurze Schleife"

Length of the preliminary straight run is set:50 hm

Then (for port tubes) the Lut speed is set: 16 knots

Finally, the intersection angle is set: 490°

For more infomation >> Lut Einstelltafel - Duration: 2:25.

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[YTP] Pokemon: Snivy is Hard To Fuck (w/ Subtitles) - Duration: 16:29.

Some viewers May find the Following Video Disturbing viewer Discretion is Advised

I warned you. Don't blame me.

Man I need Food and Quick

Hold my bucko, food's on the way!

Yeah, yeah sure.

But where's the pizzaz?

Look at this place I mean what's the theme here?

It's boring *Pokemon B&W YTP*

Food, water, ATMOSPHERE!!!

We're all shit.

Check it out wow Does that Look good

Eat all you want

Even though it is just a bunch of Shit

Only a pinhead would make such a big deal out of this.

Who you calling pinhead?

Ohhh!!!

You know Cilan your...

ohhhhh... ouch.

Hey don't worry about that man. No, I yeah, I... yeah

It's Just one YouTube Comment

Oh I know it yeah I'm not Gonna let it get to me.

Really?

♪ You're Gay, You're Gay, You're Gay, You're Gay ♪

♪ You're Gay, You're very very Gay, You're so very very gay♪

Twelve Seconds Later

Apparently, it did.

FUCK!!!

Hmm that doesn't Make sense

Cilan is confirmed gay.

Thank you all for cumming.

Oh my god

That's so weird. (Missed sus oppurtunity. damn me)

Snivy is hard to FUCK!!!

*Searches for Snivy to fuck*

Shit, Snivy get out of there while you still can!!!

Hey, that's A snivy, wow (Too late)

and I'm gonna fuck it now

Oh no, not again. (Wait did she just...)

0.0 PS: I did

OH FUCK YEAH, THIS IS THE SHIT! PSS: Yes, I fapped to this.

KILL ME NOW!!!

*Viewers Reaction*

If you went into Snivy.

*PETA's reaction*

Okay, I have that coming

What the hell is wrong with you you sick Bastard?

*Dodges "quick" attack*

Rekt.

Uhhhh... looks like you're being made fun of.

WHAT?!

HAHAHAHA

Snivy has to be a girl.

Ash you didn't even know that? What a kid (And he just fucked Snivy up... =/)

*Gets humiliated and annoyed*

Incredible

Bitch, bitch I'm fabulous! (She really is)

Snivy got away.

Oh boohoo

Can't the two of you just DIE.

I have some important information for you

Nah seriously, you all suck!

"Important" that's some info.

Sir, fuck you sir.

Right Now it Is imperative that We Work to Strengthen our offensive Power.

By doing a banzai charge?

welp.

Who's that pokemon?

It's...

John Snivy!!! *facepalms* Really?

=D

Is she the one?

Yes she is.

Owned.

Meowth, it's up to you.

Like it should be.

Time to use scratch!!!

Don't even bother

Ha, pra pra pra, pranked.

*Starts to have vietnam war flashbacks*

God damn it.

1 - 5 - 0

*Spot's friendly napalm bomber headed their way*

[Oshawott continues to radio in]

Charlie, call that son of a bitch out!

Abort now!!! Pull Up!!!

Get down!

Shit.

Friendly fire.

[Kinda ironic that tepig was burned alive and he is a fire type...]

RIP Ash and Tepig

*Snivy shockingly watches her comrades burned alive*

Everyone Died, the end.

NO!!!

You're Gonna be my pokemon no doubt.

Not on your life sport.

Snivy, I want to fuck you again

Hold, on you wanna fuck Snivy this time?

Yes, please.

Okay go for it Oshawott.

Not this time.

RIP

We're Not Giving up that easily

Oh shit. [How did they survived that?]

Hey, why is Oshawott battling using Oshawott?

Come on!

Come on vamanos

That shit ain't funny, motherfucker!

Ash don't you know Black People has a Disadvantage Against White People

You're you're A fucking Idiot

Hey not so Loud, of Course I know that iris

That's racist.

Ash Sure is a Stupid Idiot

What did you say nigga?

Well if You ask me I think, he isn't Thinking Things Through

You're you're Fucking Idiot

Please don't you Think I already know that

NO!!!

Well

if you ask me I think

Well you just shut the fucking shut up!!! No one's asking for your Opinions!!!

No one's asking for your stupid fucking opinions you stupid whore!!!

*Get's traumatized*

I'm fucking you this time

YOU WHORE!!!

Now Oshawott, gun go!!!

*Fires his tommy gun*

He killed her...

The end.

Nope. Just kidding.

*Snivy plays her signature song to reel him in*

Oh shit

Oh nigga you gay!!! HA HA HA

Oh no, not popipo again.

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!!!

9000 YEN?!!! WTF?!

It's a scam.

[None related joke]

There's a snake in my boot.

Boo you stink!!! [Viewer's Reaction]

Oshawott, No!! [He died because of Snivy's overpricing]

fag.

Oshawott you suck!

Who's that pokemon? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It's...

... [I'll let myself out]

B, B, B

C, D ,E, F

[Get it?] NO!!!

Please, why can't Ash Just Give Up?

...

You're Not Funny and Nobody likes you

ouch, that made her quit to be a comedian

I've Never Seen Anyone More gay

I think the more correct Word Would be pussy.

Snivy, cum.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

V, V, V,

W

STAPH IT!!!

[Viewers reaction] Waste of my fucking time...

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Snivy is all mine.

*Thinks he is tarzan*

*Snivy sighs of disappointment* What a joke.

It was at this Moment that he knew, he Fucked up.

rip

The end.

No.

What the?!

I'm trying to...

Srry. =p

Fuck you! You just got pranked!

Uh oh, We're Starting to sink.

[Shit it's quick]

you're Gonna die Bitch

rip noob.

You Know that wasn't very funny.

*Tries to save ash*

Two Hours Later

taking longer than expected...

Idiots. Fucking embarrassing, Waste of my time. *walks out*

So... what we get drunk?

Sus, So ash, are you Gay?

you Bet Course I am

Stop it get some help.

Come on

...

Why, don't you just give it up

*gets suicidal thoughts* Just do it you fucking pussy.

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah!

Kill youself.

Oh yeah!

After all this

Yeeeeezyyy...

After all Snivy isn't just going to let you fuck it,

sus accept the fact that it's not happening

*gets suicidal thoughts again* Oh yeah!

Sus but There's no way I'm gonna give it up

I won't give up nah, nah, nah

let me fuck you. let me fuck you.

You're disgusting. [spits] You're fucking sick.

What the fuck are you looking at?!

Snivy, I'll fuck you this time.

*gets amazed*

*and she likes it... wth?!*

Alright!

Ya ya, don't ask... *Snivy gives Ash a blowjob*

*Robbie Rotten to the rescue* Don't let your Kids watch it!

*Viewers Reaction*

Peppa pig, I choose you!

Ash is using peppa pig

Well peppa pig is a faggot,

So it has an Advantage, over a sus type

Hey Jude [Beatles joke]

Make Sure peppa pig doesn't get all goo goo eyed

from Snivy's vagina like the others did.

you're a fucking idiot

peppa pig,

Here's The deal he'll Slip and Slide

from this banana peel.

very funny.

wow!

I know.

you need to Attack before Snivy

uses her placenta. [What?!]

*Peppa pig attacks*

*But Snivy just dodges it again*

Oh shit here we go again...

I think we all know where this is going,

so let's just skip to the end. No, no no, a thousand #$@ times NO!!!

I'm sick and tired of this %$#@.

Gid f*cking damn it!

Are you even Trying? *Ohhh that's hard*

heh

*Rage quits*

I've had it with this motherfucking snake

This won't Work. It won't Work.

Hmm, that's Two things in This House that WONT WORK!!!

Then go fix them.

Two things that WHOAA WORK!!!

Why Did Ash stop pikachu?

Because a fucking type, like Pidove has an Advantage over Advantage over it has an Advanta

Over an Advantage over a sus type like Snivy.

Gus let's go!

Too slow.

Not again... NO GOD!!

Make it STOP! NO GOD PLEASE NO

NO NO NOOOO!!!!

Pidove wasn't Affected at all

you're right! Popipo didn't do a thing. [I guess they don't like Snivy's pitch]

That of course that has to mean Ash's Pidove

is a homosexual.

You're right Cilan!

Snivy's vagina would work on a homosexual.

What do you know?

So pidove's a homosexual.

Pidove, dodge!

Use quick attack!

*Launches nuke instead*

Tactical nuke, incoming!!!

WHAT THE FU--!!!?

*explodes*

She still survives that? That's some hardcore bitch.

Man down, We got a, man Down!

MAN DOWN!!!

Ok!

Fire in the hole!

oh my God they killed Snivy!

you bastard!

Is it enough to make her weak?

I guess not.

*Filthy Frank instead pops out and has a seizure*

You'll have to do better than that.

Pidove, use carpet bombing!

Tomahawk Missiles!

Direct hit. Shit.

[Sony vegas joke]

This is it

Go! Po!

Because you're a faggot alright?

Is this really it?

The suspense is killing me.

Pysch! That's the wrong number!!!

Burn.

Alright, I caught a Snivy! [finally]

Hip hip!!! Boo!!! Hip hip!!!

Snivy come on out! (potential sex joke). [No.]

Fuck you!

now together, Lets you and I fuck in the Unova League! [that's sick.]

you're a Joke [he is, really.]

And I......

*jumps off a building*

sus Ash again Sets his sights on Mother Russia!

Now With his Remarkable Snivy as his fifth whore

in the unova region

as the Sex builds the jou---

♪ journey ends ♪ [MLTR reference joke]

♪ You're breaking my ♪

♪ pussy again ♪

Fuck you, I hate all of you!!!

*Viewers Reaction*

There's a snake in my boot

Boo You stink!!!

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MAMA BEAR | N. Sane Trilogy | Cortex Strikes Back Pt.4 - Duration: 18:34.

hello everyone it's me Jayskibean and welcome back to Crash Bandicoot cortex

strikes back which is the second installment of the crash bandicoot

insane trilogy and last episode we tried to finish an entire floor in one episode

and we fail and we did get four levels done those so now we're going to jump

right into air crash which I'm pretty sure is the one where you flies and um a

perfect run up to a death platform makes it appear okay I thought it was the one

where you ride in the airplane but I guess that's a warp that must be in the

third one see now the second of the third game our motion together just like

at the beginning oh yeah this is this is the cream level okay so rushing up to an

invisible platform makes it appear huh oh it's okay I have it these platforms

are really tiny it's fine though yeah so fun fact I don't know if you guys

noticed but I'm starting to get on an RPG maker kick with a horror game RPG

maker in pixelated horror games is what I'm going to start trying to do so bear

with me guys it's going to be like a binge I have a lot installed my PC right

now that I have to get off so there may be a few up games that aren't in that

exact category oh yeah I'm not timed last time all the time oh I totally

missed it okay fine you try I did yeah good extra it's okay

I have a map master cool oh the bonus level give me day yeah you see that was

kind of our downfall I think last episode was the bonus levels like I feel

like I feel like if I wouldn't have jumped on

all the bonus levels I would have maybe maybe had a chance to finish all these

levels in one run all she does the butt flop she doesn't

do the belly flop here's the beauty clock that's so awesome they call it a

ground pounder ground oh my geez hey yeah done did him I got him mouths

L&T easy that was not a bad bonus level this is the easy bonus level I think

that was meant to be the first level in this world actually but guess what it

wasn't yeah buddy oh yeah I think this was because this is

really lucky to unknown ended or drownded did and then not mean to do

that okay it's fine fine we're doing so guys takes like first time I've ever

gotten eaten by those so that's good ah ain't gonna kill me today this is our

fast in this one the first one they're not near as fast but then again I don't

know are you kidding me the timings all jacked up it's okay spinny spin and jump

jump spin spin to run run yeah bottle oh no I could have totally

got that it's fine

so that was definitely the crystal and now it's not so that's that's fine I

guess whatever whatever so how can the gym can

I just jump oh I can't just jump off whatever how a monkey in a box is in

fine okay all right okay I'm not going to get a game over I'm not going to get

my first game over yet last game like first Crash Bandicoot it

took me so long to get my first game I'm awake I'm away to sake it no go go go go

go go go go go go go go let's do this oh

my god hands right there that's the end Oh fine totally fine totally fine we can

do this hey come on come on cute come on yeah we're good we're fine kind of hard

it's not the easiest thing in the world

don't jump on the Nitro no example on the night replies to Rhine yay ok

literally only I have the boxes that's fine oh I've never gone through

one of those crystals before alright boss time boss I'm leading 10 of 25

crystal you're on your way I'm running low on power so communication from this

point

I'm counting on you okay whatever you say I'm gonna switch now the bridge

traffic goes crash to fight the Bob the boss the comodo brothers huh that sounds

fantastic sounds great direct attacks don't hurt them

oh good good so you have to make them hurt each other you know what I think

yep I think I remember this Bob I don't remember how to do it

I was never skid oh they're so happy all right what are you doing so they're just

doing the spinny spin fact all I see ok does easy that's easy-peasy she's gotta

knock them into each other ching ching ching ching okay so I'm assuming you

don't judge swords I'll wait for him to get all dizzy hey coin yeah boy

yeah okay that's not bad this is pretty easy I think I got this okay hit me

piston try to hit him again you don't want on fun yeah it's gonna get like

ridiculous now whoa Oh Joe he throws swords to now second

part Jaws with the spinny that's good to know

okay okay say you don't have to knock you might towards them you just hit him

any just doesn't think that's cool

this is such a cool boss I think miss boss is only in this one game watch I'm

probably wrong but again yeah it doesn't matter you can hit him anywhere I hit

him like opposite direction he was like yeah whatever I like the

music alright gonna get real it's not a gear really real you know you don't even

know yeah I beta um Abby qu l le that's pretty easy

come on uh no mo yay I love how creative they get with these trophies it's so

cool that's awesome it's awesome Oh th om all right up we go

he was next oh it's all watery now okay unbearable

that sounds good we got more massages good show crash the Komodo brothers

obviously lack your mettle but now's not the time to get caught there are still

many crystals to obtain remember the world is counting on you

I want me to unbearable cuz I'm pretty sure this is the one this

is the one where you run from the jump the giant bear opens a secret passage oh

yeah oh yeah cool that's cool I think I am gonna look for that secret passage

because that sounds awesome Oh th om wow it's like a whole different

field it's not all I see anymore okay whoa whoa oh I'm done guy Eva did are

you so happy oh he's happy oh it's like a dingo dog

eyes like a bee oh no good look at her ha ha ha oh he doesn't think scary

noises though Vinnie is he's a happy bird he's ready to happen

Oh

so what speaker pastor says he opened one secret passage can I

I guess pay attention hey friend oh so once he hits there he doesn't aw

poor bud be there's more bears holidays when I'm he's covering for my new wish

he's not happy oh my God he's so happy he's like I

succeeded I killed the Bandicoot Oh

I'll just run just run just run just run runs runs it's run ha its benefit can

you see a lizard Oh top secret passage that's got to be the

secret passage I'm trying it is you can see your face is way whoa whoa boying

so it's not the bonus no it's not the bonus level okay so no dying allowed in

here you diet here you die in real life and

real life in the game with me going going no I'm not going to lose all my

life from the secret passage it's not gonna happen that way it's just not it's

not it sucks when these levels are structured like bonus levels because I'm

very very bad a bonus level oh no oh no it's okay I can maybe yes no does it I

thought I did it oh I still got it good good the one thing I don't like about

the three master is all the motion blurs there's so much motion blur and who

alright pretty and a bullet in a jump no don't

spin out within jump me know there is a checkpoint okay all right

oh there's a crystal I'm gonna get the crystal let me go back let me go back

I'm not gonna die I'm gonna get a national life because I'm really close

to get an extra life pulling pulling pulling pulling okay we're fine

oh no oh no daddy's gonna game oh we're gonna die the Bears gonna eat hey buddy

hey buddy how are you gonna be sad look sleepy flew and sliding again fine we're

not gonna freak out like we did last time

hey I see you p.m. honey and all the lizards are like we're not gonna not

going to let that happen on no sir yeah we're pretty much here already good

good yeah okay this is slide and a man's a joke man Phoebe boost and Bing spin

and jump and jump and jump oh no keep going keep going keep going

to go a table way now all the lasers and then the secret passageway perfect I'm

sorry friend the poacher probably got him that's what's bad it's put this guy

alright so we're back didn't take much try harder than to get here okay head

jack head dick oh no always so damn did it though it's fine yeah oh okay hey God

let the bull out do this thing and then boink oh I got a slide jump yeah and

yeah and Hudiburg ah hahaha okay

and jump it's really really difficult to climb you jump okay fine

finish man and jump it's an inch every type of cancer Pacific Asia Pacific Lynn

stands up Jeff and Jeff and Jeff finish line if I ever invincible Phil that's

that quite but it checkpoint prayin doing this wrong like the end of the

level is a bonus level and we're all invited to the party

wow he did not die that's Nitro hey nitro wing pulling coin and jump over to

bullet how am I doing this all right here and finish pin and her

and no dang it hey fine fine we can figure this out hell yeah we have play

alive oh my god you have to jump on it three times to

break the armor got it all right no you can't duck kid duck you've got to do

good to know didn't know this information good info damn okay yeah the

jump on the thing you three times break it I'm not gonna do that

I'm just gonna take a nice easy math amazing ya doing and good yeah hey wait

for it and jump and spin yeah okay yeah okay we're fine so Paul

okay good in another math I'm to get the Masters okay

alright alright okay we're blinken still no we're not dang it oh come on fine

Oh all the way back here oh boy I'll get fine so much for running from a

bear so much for running from a bear this whole level of me gonna be doing

this one level shattered not read from a beer basically what I'm doing is I'm

forfeiting the fun part of the level to do the hard part basically what this is

maybe it's a shortcut like on Mario we sort cut like on Mario

very go now I'll have the gold in my yeah thank you hit now but don't jump

and now a jump and now reach up anyway spin jump and spin and AD let's probably

do some shortcut through the hole look

you've got to be joking you've got to be joking that was just to

get the extra boxes that's all that no screw Artie did one bonus level not

doing another you know I don't care about boxes whatever alright let's go

finish this close so the fine don't it

see I look funny is I'm probably still not gonna get all the boxes whoa

or maybe I will I don't know home to try as well may have to try I'm here so I

mean yeah I did oh okay okay okay ah dah does that count still maybe that

does maybe it counts though dancy no I forgot you get the room from

the thing while you're on the bear I don't yeah I totally forgot that

dudes crazy said hey hey Geoffrey to TMT holy geez this is crazy especially when

you're running towards the cameraman amazed away hard Oh My lordy

oh no polar got runned over that's probably his mommy anyway Jenna get all

the boxes no oh come on I did all that for nothing

well guys that was unbearable and the kimono brothers and you know what I'm

glad I got that level out of the way excel were taken forever so I got to go

ahead and finish the episode up here I hope you guys enjoyed watching me run

from a polar bear and poachers and metal porcupine opossum armadillos I was like

already put some armor dillos so anyway if you guys did enjoy make sure you slap

that like button underneath the video and until next time I'll see you guys

later

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LIFE UPDATE || WHERE HAVE I BEEN? - Duration: 14:01.

And at the same time....

Hey guys! Welcome back to my channel

I just wanted to film a short video so please don't mind the auto focus, sound, or lighting

Sorry about that. It's just not on my mind right now

I just want to do this video and post it to get over with

Be patient with me!

So this video will be about life update and where I've been!

Because obviously I've not been posting videos lately

And I just want to explain why I've not been posting since

Let's get started with the video!

Honestly I don't know where to start but the last couple of months has been a crazy rollercoaster for me

That probably started when I first got my new job at Nike which I love

Well, at the same time, I love it but then I don't

And you'll see why, I'll explain more later in the video

But yeah, I do enjoy my job at Nike

Obviously my barrier with my deafness, my communication with my parents and everyone else

It's very... Extremely frustrating for me and for some reason

the past couple of months, it has been very tough for me

For some reason, some people can't grasp the idea of me being deaf. I don't know

That's what I've been really struggling lately and I've been seeking out for my deaf friends.

I really needed to talk to my friends and be able to sign

Because I notice once I'm with my deaf friends, I feel much better. I'm already in my comfort zone

I was relived like it was going to be okay

Obviously lately with my communication with my parents hasn't been that great

Also at my work, obviously I chose to work in retail

Don't ask me why but that's what I've pretty much been doing since

At Nike, I do enjoy it. People are.... okay. It's all good

But obviously they never worked with a deaf person before so they have zero experience

That has been an huge challenge/barrier for me and them as well

It's just...

The reason why I decided to film this is because I've having this feeling inside burning up

It has been building up ever since pretty much the beginning when I first started my new job

It has been very... extremely emotionally, mentally, physically draining

It feels like after one simple shift, seriously ONE shift honestly

When I arrive home, oh boy I don't want to deal with this anymore

Because after one simple shift having to really deal with a lot of people including my co workers

My co workers don't really give me.. an easy job

I mean, they don't give me an easy time. That's a better word I was looking for sorry

Sometimes when I need to ask them for a simple thing so I could give the right answer to a customer

They would sometimes ignore or push me away like they don't want to deal with me

Or they would tell me that they would do it for me

I was puzzled like I can do it, you know?

So at first, I understood because they didn't know how to work with me so I let it slide

But still... STILL, after 2 months, that's still an issue unfortunately

Don't get me wrong, I don't hate it or anything. I do enjoy my job

Because I've met some people that are willing to communicate with me which is just

I'm very grateful for that because I'll probably go crazy if I didn't have that

But yeah, they're really sweet, willing to communicate, and being respectful with me

Like thank you, that's all I need

I kinda knew/expected this would happen but there's a lot of people, that wasn't what I was expecting AT ALL

Because I'm used to working with a small group of people but with this job, there's A LOT of people

It's a whole team so that wasn't what I was used to

Plus with that, I have to deal with many people. It's a lot of work

Because I always have to make sure I understand what they say and provide them with what they want/need

It's very tough for me and it takes a lot of energy out of me

But that's what I chose to do. I do really enjoy helping people and giving them a good experience

So yeah, that's what I chose to do. I knew exactly what I was getting myself into

But again, I wish it was easier because obviously compared myself to a hearing person

Obviously, communication would be the same but being a deaf person, it's different

Mine's using my hands to sign while they use their mouth to speak

But yeah, with this job, my feelings has been all over the place

Because obviously I get bad days, it's very emotional. It's all over the place

I would be angry, sad, or whatever. I would be frustrated, usually most of the time it would be the case

But that's what it is like in retail sometimes

But obviously sometimes it's harder because I'm a deaf person

Sometimes people would ask me stupid questions or don't think of me

Like what I really mean by that for example, it just happened today

I just found out that we had a staff meeting soon next week, I had to think ahead of time like get an interpreter

I asked one of the managers to get an interpreter for the meeting and explained my reason

They were confused and asked me why? Like why did I need one for

Back of my head, I was like did you really ask me that question

I was like whatever and explained again. They were like ohh okay fine I guess let me ask other managers

They were like, let me see whatever. I was very annoyed

That's what I meant! They don't really think about my feelings or what I need

Because obviously I need an interpreter!

Besides that, stupid questions. Don't even let me get started with that

Obviously throughout my life being a deaf person, I do get asked a lot of questions are just... You know?

But this... This one is an exceptional

Some has asked me how did I learn how to read and write?

Because they thought being deaf was a mental thing

Couple of other people too as well, like for example

When I got out of the car and was ready to go to work, I saw some of my other co workers

They noticed that I drove. They asked that they didn't know that I could drive

It was offensive but I pushed it away

Some asked me how do I know ASL?

Again, I'm aware that everyone doesn't know ASL but they have seen me sign before

So obviously it's a stupid question

One asked if I could drive right? I was a little annoyed but said of course I can drive

"I thought deaf people were banned from driving because the government didn't allow"

I can go on and on but yeah you get the idea. I was honestly so shook

Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy being a deaf person. Of course I take in a lot of pride

But sometimes obviously it's very tough because not everyone understands

I feel like I have a lot to really prove and show that I can do it

That can be frustrating sometimes because I see very often that regular hearing people

They have it easier if you know what I mean

You know, it's a little disappointing

But yeah, I do enjoy my job. I really do. I've learned a lot and get experience. It's very rich

Learn what it is like working with hearing people

Because obviously we don't really get this kind of chance. I'm very lucky to have this chance

And I just want to educate and show you guys

The main reason why I do this because I want to share my experiences and/or show whatever

So you guys can take it in from me or others and understand better

So you can learn what to do for next time

Because obviously I want to raise more awareness about this. Spread the message!

Because it's still an issue. Amazing how it's 2017 and it's STILL an issue

It's just after today, my feelings are all over the place. I just needed to film this video

I'm just very fed up

Honestly after work today, for some reason, I'm not that kind of person who would cry (not an emotional person)

After work today, I got in my car and I just wanted to break down. I wanted to cry

Because sometimes I feel like with my co workers, they treat me like I'm a robot with no feelings

They don't take my feelings or whatever in consideration

So yeah, it's tough because it can put a toll on myself, my feelings, everything

But yeah, that's where I've been because obviously communication and everything

I just wanted to unplug from this and technology

That's why I've been hanging out a lot more with my deaf friends because obviously yeah

Because I needed my fix with my deaf friends

But obviously yeah, that's a con but that's pretty much everywhere with other jobs

With deaf people in a hearing world/environment

But it's important to think positive and keep going! You never know till you try. It will get better

Hope you guys liked this video! Comment below your experiences, any questions you have, or anything!

If you're hearing and want to ask any questions about our deaf culture,

Please feel free to comment below, I want to hear yours!

Don't forget to like this video and subscribe if you want to see more videos in the future!

Have a good week and enjoy life! Remember that :)

Bye guys!

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Growing My Audience! - Duration: 1:36.

alright cool.

uhm, so as you guys can tell if you've been following or if not i'll tell you.

The first two weeks of the allergic athlete are done and I'm doing phases which last two

weeks.

So that means we're going to go into the second one now!

Which is really exciting.

First phase was really just all about, it was a beta kinda.

See what I can post, see length of posts that work and stuff

What gets attention, what times don't work,

and I'm gonna keep working on that stuff but in this second phase I'm really gonna try

to find other bloggers to get in touch with and guest post with, and really promote my

own thing.

I'm gonna try to find athletes with GERD and EoE and conditions of similar nature.

To see if they wanna talk about my blog, or on my blog, or even if I could get some questions

and answers that'd be great.

Cause the first two weeks obviously If i was like Hey could I guest post on your thing!

You can guest post on mine buuut I have no content.

That'd be kinda hypocritical, I'd feel like I'm cheating.

That's why I wanted to get a bunch of stuff out to show that I am dedicated, I really

want to do this and I really want to help people.

And thanks to that see where I can go from here.

I've already gotten in touch with some cool people, I had the researcher from University

of Utah who I got in touch with and that's great.

So I'm just going to try to find more stuff like that to really appeal to the broadest

audience that I can reach.

and if you guys have any questions, anything you want to know, advice, anything at all,

feel free to message me, email me, anything I can do.

and that's really it so thanks for watching.

Cool beans.

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[YTP] Pokemon: Snivy is Hard To Fuck (w/ Subtitles) - Duration: 16:29.

Some viewers May find the Following Video Disturbing viewer Discretion is Advised

I warned you. Don't blame me.

Man I need Food and Quick

Hold my bucko, food's on the way!

Yeah, yeah sure.

But where's the pizzaz?

Look at this place I mean what's the theme here?

It's boring *Pokemon B&W YTP*

Food, water, ATMOSPHERE!!!

We're all shit.

Check it out wow Does that Look good

Eat all you want

Even though it is just a bunch of Shit

Only a pinhead would make such a big deal out of this.

Who you calling pinhead?

Ohhh!!!

You know Cilan your...

ohhhhh... ouch.

Hey don't worry about that man. No, I yeah, I... yeah

It's Just one YouTube Comment

Oh I know it yeah I'm not Gonna let it get to me.

Really?

♪ You're Gay, You're Gay, You're Gay, You're Gay ♪

♪ You're Gay, You're very very Gay, You're so very very gay♪

Twelve Seconds Later

Apparently, it did.

FUCK!!!

Hmm that doesn't Make sense

Cilan is confirmed gay.

Thank you all for cumming.

Oh my god

That's so weird. (Missed sus oppurtunity. damn me)

Snivy is hard to FUCK!!!

*Searches for Snivy to fuck*

Shit, Snivy get out of there while you still can!!!

Hey, that's A snivy, wow (Too late)

and I'm gonna fuck it now

Oh no, not again. (Wait did she just...)

0.0 PS: I did

OH FUCK YEAH, THIS IS THE SHIT! PSS: Yes, I fapped to this.

KILL ME NOW!!!

*Viewers Reaction*

If you went into Snivy.

*PETA's reaction*

Okay, I have that coming

What the hell is wrong with you you sick Bastard?

*Dodges "quick" attack*

Rekt.

Uhhhh... looks like you're being made fun of.

WHAT?!

HAHAHAHA

Snivy has to be a girl.

Ash you didn't even know that? What a kid (And he just fucked Snivy up... =/)

*Gets humiliated and annoyed*

Incredible

Bitch, bitch I'm fabulous! (She really is)

Snivy got away.

Oh boohoo

Can't the two of you just DIE.

I have some important information for you

Nah seriously, you all suck!

"Important" that's some info.

Sir, fuck you sir.

Right Now it Is imperative that We Work to Strengthen our offensive Power.

By doing a banzai charge?

welp.

Who's that pokemon?

It's...

John Snivy!!! *facepalms* Really?

=D

Is she the one?

Yes she is.

Owned.

Meowth, it's up to you.

Like it should be.

Time to use scratch!!!

Don't even bother

Ha, pra pra pra, pranked.

*Starts to have vietnam war flashbacks*

God damn it.

1 - 5 - 0

*Spot's friendly napalm bomber headed their way*

[Oshawott continues to radio in]

Charlie, call that son of a bitch out!

Abort now!!! Pull Up!!!

Get down!

Shit.

Friendly fire.

[Kinda ironic that tepig was burned alive and he is a fire type...]

RIP Ash and Tepig

*Snivy shockingly watches her comrades burned alive*

Everyone Died, the end.

NO!!!

You're Gonna be my pokemon no doubt.

Not on your life sport.

Snivy, I want to fuck you again

Hold, on you wanna fuck Snivy this time?

Yes, please.

Okay go for it Oshawott.

Not this time.

RIP

We're Not Giving up that easily

Oh shit. [How did they survived that?]

Hey, why is Oshawott battling using Oshawott?

Come on!

Come on vamanos

That shit ain't funny, motherfucker!

Ash don't you know Black People has a Disadvantage Against White People

You're you're A fucking Idiot

Hey not so Loud, of Course I know that iris

That's racist.

Ash Sure is a Stupid Idiot

What did you say nigga?

Well if You ask me I think, he isn't Thinking Things Through

You're you're Fucking Idiot

Please don't you Think I already know that

NO!!!

Well

if you ask me I think

Well you just shut the fucking shut up!!! No one's asking for your Opinions!!!

No one's asking for your stupid fucking opinions you stupid whore!!!

*Get's traumatized*

I'm fucking you this time

YOU WHORE!!!

Now Oshawott, gun go!!!

*Fires his tommy gun*

He killed her...

The end.

Nope. Just kidding.

*Snivy plays her signature song to reel him in*

Oh shit

Oh nigga you gay!!! HA HA HA

Oh no, not popipo again.

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!!!

9000 YEN?!!! WTF?!

It's a scam.

[None related joke]

There's a snake in my boot.

Boo you stink!!! [Viewer's Reaction]

Oshawott, No!! [He died because of Snivy's overpricing]

fag.

Oshawott you suck!

Who's that pokemon? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It's...

... [I'll let myself out]

B, B, B

C, D ,E, F

[Get it?] NO!!!

Please, why can't Ash Just Give Up?

...

You're Not Funny and Nobody likes you

ouch, that made her quit to be a comedian

I've Never Seen Anyone More gay

I think the more correct Word Would be pussy.

Snivy, cum.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

V, V, V,

W

STAPH IT!!!

[Viewers reaction] Waste of my fucking time...

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Snivy is all mine.

*Thinks he is tarzan*

*Snivy sighs of disappointment* What a joke.

It was at this Moment that he knew, he Fucked up.

rip

The end.

No.

What the?!

I'm trying to...

Srry. =p

Fuck you! You just got pranked!

Uh oh, We're Starting to sink.

[Shit it's quick]

you're Gonna die Bitch

rip noob.

You Know that wasn't very funny.

*Tries to save ash*

Two Hours Later

taking longer than expected...

Idiots. Fucking embarrassing, Waste of my time. *walks out*

So... what we get drunk?

Sus, So ash, are you Gay?

you Bet Course I am

Stop it get some help.

Come on

...

Why, don't you just give it up

*gets suicidal thoughts* Just do it you fucking pussy.

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah!

Kill youself.

Oh yeah!

After all this

Yeeeeezyyy...

After all Snivy isn't just going to let you fuck it,

sus accept the fact that it's not happening

*gets suicidal thoughts again* Oh yeah!

Sus but There's no way I'm gonna give it up

I won't give up nah, nah, nah

let me fuck you. let me fuck you.

You're disgusting. [spits] You're fucking sick.

What the fuck are you looking at?!

Snivy, I'll fuck you this time.

*gets amazed*

*and she likes it... wth?!*

Alright!

Ya ya, don't ask... *Snivy gives Ash a blowjob*

*Robbie Rotten to the rescue* Don't let your Kids watch it!

*Viewers Reaction*

Peppa pig, I choose you!

Ash is using peppa pig

Well peppa pig is a faggot,

So it has an Advantage, over a sus type

Hey Jude [Beatles joke]

Make Sure peppa pig doesn't get all goo goo eyed

from Snivy's vagina like the others did.

you're a fucking idiot

peppa pig,

Here's The deal he'll Slip and Slide

from this banana peel.

very funny.

wow!

I know.

you need to Attack before Snivy

uses her placenta. [What?!]

*Peppa pig attacks*

*But Snivy just dodges it again*

Oh shit here we go again...

I think we all know where this is going,

so let's just skip to the end. No, no no, a thousand #$@ times NO!!!

I'm sick and tired of this %$#@.

Gid f*cking damn it!

Are you even Trying? *Ohhh that's hard*

heh

*Rage quits*

I've had it with this motherfucking snake

This won't Work. It won't Work.

Hmm, that's Two things in This House that WONT WORK!!!

Then go fix them.

Two things that WHOAA WORK!!!

Why Did Ash stop pikachu?

Because a fucking type, like Pidove has an Advantage over Advantage over it has an Advanta

Over an Advantage over a sus type like Snivy.

Gus let's go!

Too slow.

Not again... NO GOD!!

Make it STOP! NO GOD PLEASE NO

NO NO NOOOO!!!!

Pidove wasn't Affected at all

you're right! Popipo didn't do a thing. [I guess they don't like Snivy's pitch]

That of course that has to mean Ash's Pidove

is a homosexual.

You're right Cilan!

Snivy's vagina would work on a homosexual.

What do you know?

So pidove's a homosexual.

Pidove, dodge!

Use quick attack!

*Launches nuke instead*

Tactical nuke, incoming!!!

WHAT THE FU--!!!?

*explodes*

She still survives that? That's some hardcore bitch.

Man down, We got a, man Down!

MAN DOWN!!!

Ok!

Fire in the hole!

oh my God they killed Snivy!

you bastard!

Is it enough to make her weak?

I guess not.

*Filthy Frank instead pops out and has a seizure*

You'll have to do better than that.

Pidove, use carpet bombing!

Tomahawk Missiles!

Direct hit. Shit.

[Sony vegas joke]

This is it

Go! Po!

Because you're a faggot alright?

Is this really it?

The suspense is killing me.

Pysch! That's the wrong number!!!

Burn.

Alright, I caught a Snivy! [finally]

Hip hip!!! Boo!!! Hip hip!!!

Snivy come on out! (potential sex joke). [No.]

Fuck you!

now together, Lets you and I fuck in the Unova League! [that's sick.]

you're a Joke [he is, really.]

And I......

*jumps off a building*

sus Ash again Sets his sights on Mother Russia!

Now With his Remarkable Snivy as his fifth whore

in the unova region

as the Sex builds the jou---

♪ journey ends ♪ [MLTR reference joke]

♪ You're breaking my ♪

♪ pussy again ♪

Fuck you, I hate all of you!!!

*Viewers Reaction*

There's a snake in my boot

Boo You stink!!!

For more infomation >> [YTP] Pokemon: Snivy is Hard To Fuck (w/ Subtitles) - Duration: 16:29.

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English for Spanish Speakers 38 - 'can you say him' or 'can you tell him'? (with subtitles) - Duration: 2:42.

Hi once again everyone, and welcome back

to 'One English Tip in One Minute for

Spanish Speakers' where every week I

talked about, in detail, one common

English mistake made by native Spanish

speakers...and this is the 38th video, so

video number 38.

Okay, so complete the sentence, okay? I totally appreciate ...................... Okay,

I think you know what I'm going to say

next and...but I do mean it...so I totally

appreciate the fact that you are working

to improve your English and I really

hope that these videos are helping you.

In these videos I show you a slide,

and on the slide there are two sentences:

One is the correct way that someone

who speaks English as a mother tongue

would say it, the other is the wrong way

that many Spanish speakers say it.

Your job is to decide which one is

correct. Please do that now. Read the

sentences, listen to me read the

sentences, pause the video, think about

your answer and I will discuss the

answer in the slide that follows this

next slide.

There's a reason

that this mistake was in this video, and

it's because many people make this

mistake. If you made this mistake -- or

if you just happened to guess right -- you're

in good company. It's...it's a very common

thing. To help you get past that

mistake, I've given you three sentences

to study from. Memorize the sentences in

their entirety, review them and -- really

drill them into your brain -- and put into

practice what you've learned through

speaking or writing or both...and just

repeat the process until you get it.

You'll make mistakes along the way, but

that's part of it. Just try not to

think about those mistakes too much -- or

think about them in the way that it

helps you get past the mistakes -- but

don't worry about them so much.

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