Yt News today: Youtube daily report Jul 27 2017

hey welcome back and in today's video we're going to be doing something pretty

cool we're going to be messing around with the wayback machine a lot of you

guys may have used the wayback machine in the past but I got I got good use for

it today before we do anything we're going to head over to the repzilla

where we got one from SK BP here it's the newest screenshots from resolute

jungle and this one it says cleaning the inside may not be as easy as cleaning

the outside and it's got the codes here the codes that need translated and I've

know that you'll get on it also aristotle oleate has think they figured

out the oath on titanic Sinclair's website here but Illuminati one looks

like the first three sentences of the oath is the Illuminati leader speaking

to the Illuminati member about what should happen if the Illuminati members

should betray them then the four to eight after that is the Illuminati

remember vowing to serve the Illuminati and it gets deeper now the reason we're

here Hinata if I don't know how to say that I'm so sorry but it says read

everything in the picture it says important things about poppy oh and I

read it oh and I liked it oh we're gonna we need to you need to

get serious at the poppy tour website or titanic sinclair website poppy.

computer and titanicsinclair.com if you would type there's something

random like for example poppy.computer or titanicsinclair.com and then anything

with you it could be it could be talking about the greatest pizza in the world it

pops up a 404 error as as you would guess however it would say secret email

addresses secret email addresses and what the email addresses are to is even

more fascinating it says it would be webmaster at tottington claret grocery

bag TV or puppy computer grocery bag TV papito elsa is a new website so that

clearly means that there is somehow a connection to grocery bag TV a

connection to the computer show Great Scott

now we're just going to put in a bunch of random stuff greatest pizza

ever press Enter as soon as to a whole nother page says watch interweb well

that's strange apparently the greatest pizza ever sends

you to watch the interweb what let's try the Titanic Sinclair one

we've got the 404 oh dear Jesus it does have it really seriously does have the

email grocery bag TV what what what does this mean cheers and strikes

to go to the wayback machine and type in these websites and that's what we're

here for oh this is making me nervous nothing

happens from the titanicsinclair.grocherybag.tv hmm very interesting

let's try the next one low interestingly enough the wayback machine

found this page which is just a overly glitchy overly glitchy version of the

poppy website let's see if there's another one with the font the URL has

been excluded from the wayback machine so if there was anything there it has

since been the denied of our privilege of viewing dang we were a little too late

we were a little too late let's try Titanic Sinclair.com so what we got here

whoa okay so this is what it look like when he first created it well that's

weird 2010 it's just in 2010 this is is that that that he didn't get to see that

one so this is what it look like in 2010 I'm not sure why what that is the

concept is that there is no concept this is oh this is some Mars argh oh well

that's very interesting when you're sober everything is slow when you're

drunk everything is too fast this is very interesting and I know you

that you want to see more we might get into more of this into a future video

but as interesting as this is there is always something that is more

interesting that's right you guessed it I want to know if you think so why don't

you leave your creative and/or interesting responses in the comment box

below thumbs up for those likes and as always brothers and sisters I will see you in the next video

so we got to thank kanata for that and if I'm part

under sent butchered that but I do want to show you these two we've got got some

fan art right here make me look like a dinosaur pretty good and this beautiful

run right here looks like that was Papi's body but you know what they fixed

it now papi is more beautiful than she has ever been in her entire life and

without a doubt you know that this channel loves you

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Getting here - Duration: 4:56.

Its not about being there, its about getting there

and in getting there, were already there if were already there, isn't it here

and doesn't there, just disappear there's nothing but what there is

but if there is, there isn't just nothingness so there is a there worth getting to

which is here with the right attitude they say time will tell, but we can tell the

time will time run out, if you run out of time

its now o'clock watch the clock is wise don't watch the clock cause now's the time

time comes around its around the time for clocking out, and tapping in

to right now what is happening are you happy now, or in the then

and isn't then just a different now that isn't now and out of our hands

on our wrist why are we honoring whats just on a ring, wont end or begin

if your in the present, tense about tomorrow just relax, it doesn't exist

be in the present tense today set a precedence by pressing play

we only have time because of memory remember the time when we forgot and were

free remembering that reminds us were back

at the same place where we forget about it

Life as a leaf,As it falls in the fall An upside down fountain,That we'll call waterfall

Off a mountain, Causes landslide Which in turn, Causes level of water to rise

Rewind, waterfall, thus landslide, Caused a flood

So by water falling, The water goes up Like a fountain, What goes up must come down,

and It causes a vacuum of air, so you see

Life as a leaf Falls back up

to the Tree

i saw a pair of ducks quacking couldn't hear a peep but their beaks were

open i saw a paradox happen

a speaker posed the question if a tree fell in the Forest

would it make a noise if there was no one there to listen

and everyone envisioned a tree falling but no one made a sound

everyone was silent, so there was a forest in the minds

of the audience, and no one spoke up about the deforestation

so a hypothetical literally happened in imagination and if a hypothetical hypothetically happened

is it still a hypothetical, and does that answer the question

the word oxymoron is an oxymoron, oxy means sharp and moron means dull

so you have a word describing itself so when someone calls something an oxymoron

hes using an oxymoron to describe an on oxymoron with the word oxymoron which is kind of like

saying don't do oxi moron or you'll be an oxi moron

like virtual reality, bigger half or unbiased opinion

is being hypo critical hypocritical i mean if i judge my own work

can i still sentence it to syllables and if i'm saying that while doing it

am i answering my own question solving by being quizzical

if i used a metaphor where i added two twos and met a four

would the word metaphor then be numerical riddle me this, if rhetoric can twist

any subject subjectively is subjective truth false

relative to subjective thoughts and if the subject is truth,

whats the power in what rhetoric can do i edit it for you i get it already,

but want you to get it too that these tongue and brain twisters

all make sense as everything's just riddles like does antimatter matter

and the right amount of insanity is healthy for your mental

and when something makes you scratch your head you shouldn't just dismiss

because without the problem the solution wouldn't exist

Its not about being there, its about getting there

and in getting there, were already there if were already there, isn't it here

and doesn't there, just disappear there's nothing but what there is

but if there is, there isn't just nothingness so there is a there worth getting to

which is here with the right attitude Its not about being there, its about getting

there and in getting there, were already there

if were already there, isn't it here and doesn't there, just disappear

there's nothing but what there is but if there is, there isn't just nothingness

so there is a there worth getting to which is here with the right attitude

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New Challenge ( day in the park) - AyaHere - Duration: 5:15.

hey guys its aya here

today I am going to be doing new challenges

In the park

so we will be going to

the park

and I will be playing with my roller skates

so we are gonna do an obstacle

with bowling bins and i will be going around them

with my skates

This is her buzzer

hello darkness smile friends

so a change of plans

I am going to be doing it without skates

because it was too hard

she is a bad bowler

yoo

success

I got it

yooo

how happy are you?

I am so happy

I am on the swing you can see

I am gonna try and fall off the swing

but I am so scared

That was so scary

I am dying

I cant believe I did it

Its the first time

comment down below if you are scared to do it as well

I almost broke my leg and alaa wasn't filming it

It hurts really bad

and I fell

we got a thumbnail though

yeah do it for the Tube

so I hope guys enjoyed me falling off a swing

and bowling with roller skates

make sure to like and subscribe

comment down below what videos you want to see next

peace

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James Whitcomb Riley: Hoosier Poet - Duration: 4:48.

>> HE INSISTED THAT HE PAY A BOARDING FEE.

HE WANTED TO SHARE IN THE COST OF KIND OF KEEPING THE HOME UP.

THE LIBRARY WAS HIS FAVORITE

ROOM. HE LOVED BEING IN THIS ROOM AND

ALSO ANOTHER PLACE WHERE THEY WOULD DO A LOT OF ENTERTAINING.

HIS PERSONAL FAVORITE POET WAS HENRY WADSWORTH LONG FELLOW.

THAT'S WHY THERE IS ALSO A BUST OVER IN THE RIGHT-HAND SIDE ON

TOP OF THE BOOKSHELF. HIS FAVORITE WRITER WAS CHARLES

DICKENS. WE KNOW HE WOULD READ ALOUD FROM

DICKENS EVERY CHRISTMAS EVE. WE KNOW THESE ARE THE BOOKS HE

4R50EUBGD, BOUGHT, THESE ARE THE ONES HE ENJOYED.

THE CHAIR OVER ON THE LEFT-HAND SIDE OF THE ROOM WAS OFTEN

CALLED POET'S CORNER. >> IN THIS VERY CHAIR IS WHERE I

WOULD OFTEN READ SELECTIONS OF MY POEMS FOR GUESTS IN THE

HOUSE. >> WHEN THE FROST IS ON THE

PUMPKIN AND THE FATHER IS IN THE SHOCK AND HEAR THE STRUTTING

TURKEY COCK AND THE CLASHING OF THE HANDS AND THE ROOSTER AS HE

TIP TOES ON THE FENCES, IT'S THEN THE TIMES A FELLER IS

FELLING HIS BEST WITH A RISING SUN TO GREET HIM FROM A NIGHT OF

PEACEFUL REST.

WHEN THE FROST IS ON THE PUMPKIN AND THE FATHER'S IN THE SHOCK.

THERE'S SOMETHING KIND OF HEARTY LIKE ABOUT THE ATMOSPHERE WHEN

THE HEAT OF SUMMER IS OVER AND THE COOLING FALL IS HERE.

OF COURSE, WE MISS THE FLOWERS AND THE BLOSSOMS ON THE TREES

AND THE BUMBLE OF THE HUMMINGBIRDS AND BUZZING OF THE

BEES, BUT THE AIR IS SO APPETIZING AND THE LANDSCAPE

THROUGH THE HAZE OF A CRISP AND SUNNY MORNING OF THE EARLY

AUTUMN DAYS IS A PICTURE THAT NO PAINTER HAS THE COLORING TO

MOCK. WHEN THE FROST IS ON THE PUMPKIN

AND THE FATHER'S IN THE SHOCK.

THE HUSKY, RUSTY RUSSELL OF THE TASSELS OF THE CORN AND THE

RASPING OF THE GOLDEN LEAVES GOLDEN AS THE MORNING, THE

STUBBLE, KIND OF LONE SUM LIKE BUT STILL A PREACHING SUMMONS TO

US OF THE BARN THEY GROW TO FILL.

THE STRAW STACK IN THE MIDDLE. AND THE REAPER IN THE SHED.

THE CLOVER OVERHEAD. OH, IT SETS MY HEART ACLICKING

LIKE THE TICKING OF A CLOCK WHEN THE FROST IS ON THE PUMPKIN.

AND THE FATHER'S IN THE SHOCK.

THEN YOU ARE APPLES ALL IS GATHERED AND THE ONES THAT A

FELLER KEEPS ARE POURED AROUND THE CELLAR FLOOR AND YOUR CIDER

MAKING IS OVER. AND WOMEN FOLK IS THROUGH WITH

THEIR MINCE AND APPLE BUTTER AND THEIR SAUCE AND SAUSAGE, TOO.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL IT, BUT IF SUCH A THING COULD BE AS THE

ANGELS [INDISCERNIBLE] THEY CALLED AROUND ON ME, I'D WANT TO

ACCOMMODATE THEM, ALL THE WHOLE ENDURING FLOCK.

WHEN THE FROST IS ON THE PUMPKIN AND THE FATHER'S IN THE SHOCK.

>> WHEN HE MOVED IN IN 1893 HE BROUGHT A LOT OF HIS OWN

FURNITURE WITH HIM. SO JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY'S

BEDROOM HAS A LOT OF PIECES IN IT A LITTLE OLDER THAN THE HOME.

HIS ORIGINAL WRITING DECEMBER SK STRAIGHT ACROSS FROM THE

DOORWAY. THAT'S WHERE HE COMPOSED MANY OF

HIS OVER 1,000 PIECES OF WORKS OF POETRY.

HE ALSO KNOW HE LIKED TO WRITE IN THE BED HERE.

MAGDALANA WHO WOULD WRITE ABOUT FINDING HIM SCRIBBLING AWAY LATE

IN THE NIGHT ON SCRAPS OF PAPER. THAT'S HOW HE LIKED TO WORK.

THAT KIND OF FAMILY CONNECTION THAT HE GOT HERE, THAT FAMILY

FEELING, WAS CERTAINLY VERY IMPORTANT TO HIM AND IT'S CLEAR

IN HIS POETRY. HE WROTE SO MUCH ABOUT FAMILY,

CHILDHOOD. THOSE WERE ALL VERY IMPORTANT

THINGS TO HIM

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I like Canada because of its natural beauty

because some countries, their air is so full of garbage

because a lot of people pull their garbage out

and pollute their land,

and so I'm happy that Canada has nice beautiful land

and I also like how we are a war-free country so

we don't have to be scared of dying.

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VÍSPERAS (cortometraje venezolano) - Duration: 29:08.

I can't get used to the taste of gunpowder.

Though the effect will pass in a few seconds.

I've already gone through it and the key is to stay focused and trust your instincts...

Without getting into the details.

I only have to answer three basic questions.

Where am I?

In the farthest corner of the earth.

What do I have to do?

To get rid of my wife's body and her lover.

And last but not least...

How did I get into this situation?

I'm not even bother to answer that question.

Aside from being impossible…

To be honest, I rather not to.

I just want this day to be over.

Sweetie, this reminds me of our honeymoon.

You were more alive then, of course.

It was a matter of time to discover you were never mine.

The cold looks during breakfast, the way you sentenced me with your silence before going to bed.

Seeing how you jump in bed with another guy the moment I go to work.

I should have paid attention to the signals.

On the other hand, I think I might have exaggerated a bit in handling this situation.

If only I could remember how I ended up here.

I'm not a violent man, I guess I must have lost my mind at some point.

Hmmm the details, forget the details.

It's almost midnight... Tomorrow will be a new day.

But ... Do I have the feeling...?

The feeling that tomorrow will be a new beginning for me?

The feeling that there will even be a tomorrow?

Of course not. I can't fool myself.

The only feeling I got is having dug my own grave.

God, I was so close!

Oh shit!

Fuck, that was close!

It is already hard to do this task and even worse, with a faulty memory.

Having a life fragmented in memories that move in reverse...

To relive the events over and over 'til you get to the core.

Only to find out that what will happen, already happened.

I know that Ursula is dead in the trunk.

But... What about the Other Guy?

I could easily pull over and finish the job now that I know he's just badly hurt.

But I won't ... I won't, because I never did.

This is meant to happen. I have no control over it.

It's all part of a greater curse. I'm just a condemned soul to an uncertain eternity.

It would be easier to just leave everything to chance.

But then of course... What does chance have to do with anything when you only have one option?

I must confront her, confront them.

It's in my nature.

I could just let it go and live a happy life.

A naive but happy life. However, it wasn't what I did.

I'm serious, I feel he is starting to suspect.

I don't know if I can continue with this deceive. I'm an awful liar.

Hey, hey, hey... That fool is never gonna realize, calm down.

Hey, how much time do we have?

Gustavo should be here at any moment.

I'd say that's enough time.

Gustavo! What are you doing there?!

Gustavo, put the gun down! Let's talk.

I don't think there's anything to talk about... It's all very clear.

Let's talk, please, you're making a mistake!

- You know you don't wanna kill me. - But I already did.

I could spare her life, I mean, it is enough to see her begging for it.

I could let it go, but that wasn't what happened.

I guess some things never change.

The Academy goes to Ursula for her role as the backstabbing and disgusting whore.

You think you're gonna get away with it? You're gonna be the first suspect, in case you haven't thought this through.

The key is to stay focused.

Where am I?

In the farthest corner of the earth.

What do I have to do?

What do I…? What the fuck am I doing?!

Why is Ursula alive?... And that Other Guy?

You're pathetic, you're fooling yourse-...!

Shut up!

This is all your goddamn fault, Ursula. You just put yourself in this situation.

Fine! We can say it's my fault too, that I wasn't a good husband…

Or that I didn't pay you enough attention.

But, I mean, that's no excuse to screw with some other guy.

I don't know Ursula, I don't know, I think there must have been other solutions, couples therapies... something.

What... what... what are you trying to say to me?

Do you think I don't wanna kill you? But if I already did-...

No, no, I haven't.

I could let it go this time.

I could spare her life, but... I won't.

I mean, it's not enough to see her begging for it.

It seems like there's no place for a happy ending after all.

I should drop out that absurd idea of seeing the light of a new day.

I'm nothing but a condemned soul to an uncertain eternity...

Trapped in the eve of a day that will never come.

I should have thought this through.

I would have saved me so much effort.

That, and the illusion of deserving another chance.

You have something to say?!

Of course, you always want to have the last word.

Not today, honey. I've been taking your shit for so many years.

Now is my time to speak... sit and listen.

You know what? I actually have nothing left to say to you.

What you gonna tell me?

That you don't love me anymore?

That you still love me?

That you felt alone?

That I no longer loved you?

Or all of the above.

Let's make a deal, I'll remove you the tape.

But you can only give me one pretext.

Just one!

And if it's really hard for you to decide...

This always works for me.

Let me out!

Goddamn it! You see what you made me do! That was my lucky coin!

That fuckin' bitch!

I'm serious, I feel he is starting to suspect.

Wow dude! No, no, no... wait a second!

What is this?!

- You know, better safe than sorry. - Get away from me!

Wow, yeah, very intimidating Ursula, very intimidating.

- This can't be happening. - You know... I just want this day to be over.

Now you know what I capable of doing. I know your secrets and you know mine.

And this cannot end up like this, 'cause obviously I can't trust you.

Don't do it, Gustavo, for the love of God!

- Give me one good reason. - I…

I thought so.

Put that shit down.

What did you say?

Put that shit down. What do you think you're doing? Ah!

You're gonna to kill me?! You don't have the guts to do it.

Think about it, I'm the only one you got and you wouldn't want to kill me.

Or are you thinking getting someone else? Ah?

There's gotta be another way we can solve this.

- But you're sleeping with that guy. - And do you have any proof of that?

I saw you ... I saw you, you were gonna do it. You were gonna take him to the bedroom and then... and then...

You can't accuse me for something I haven't seen me doing, Gustavo.

You must think I'm stupid, right? Look me in the eye and tell me you have nothing to do with that guy!

I'm just saying we can come to an agreement, Gustavo. Everything has a solution, we can start all over again.

A new day, a new beginning.

Exactly, start from scratch. Don't do anything you can regret.

You're coming with me.

If you're serious about a new beginning and stuff, we have to get rid of this dude completely.

No, no, but wait! We can call the police and tell them it was a misunderstanding.

No, no, no ... Are you with me in this or not?

Do you remember what we promised ourselves once?

For better or for worse Ursula. For better or for worse.

But... What you gonna do?

That's a good question.

I never planned a hostage situation.

In fact, I never had a plan.

¡Fuck! ¡Those eyes!

That tender and lethal way of persuading me with a look.

She's good. I must admit... Always getting away with it.

- Are you ready to order? - Yes, I'll have an omelette with mushrooms and...

No, that's it, thank you.

And the gentleman?

¡Honey!

Ah! Yeah, yeah...

Mmm... I would like a mixed grill... It comes with everything?

- Yes, yes, don't worry. - Grill?! At this hour?

I don't know, I think you should order the salad better.

Considering the meat gives you stomach ache at night… I don't know, I'm just saying.

Yeah, well, sure. A salad, please.

- Anything else? - No, thanks.

She's good... Always getting away with it.

Wait a minute, She can't be that good.

Sweetie, is something wrong?

No, no, nothing...

it's only 11:23, you were right, it's earlier than planned.

I told you, you always so stubborn.

You remember when we got married that your mom was late because she could not find the truck...

And it turns out that your dad took it...

The key is to stay... Where the fuck am I?!

How did I go from burying bodies to having a romantic evening in a restaurant I don't even know?

Don't dig into the details... Smile, nod and enjoy. It's almost midnight.

It is the new beginning that she promised...

What about the Other Guy?

Maybe there was no other guy. No... I know what I saw. How can you expect me to forgive her so easily?

Did I already?

Why so lovely?

Well played. She does know how to make an enjoyable ride.

Honey, what's wrong?

What time is it?

Relax, babe.

- Most likely we arrive as early as always. Here. - No, thank y-…

I don't even smoke.

I always thought it was a stupid habit. Just the smell makes my stomach sick.

But here I am…

Seeing how the flames of her lighter slowly consumes that noxious nicotine.

Did she also find a way to convince me to start smoking?

How did I get into this situation?

What do I have to do?

Where am I?

What did I do?

What I did not?

What can I avoid?

What's inevitable?

I'm serious, I feel he is starting to suspect.

The thing is you're way too competitive, that's your issue.

Sure, but I'm just saying it wouldn't be a crime to win a game from time to time.

Look, we're talking about my boss and his wife.

It's not like I have any choice. I need the job, okay?

- Sure, but you don't have to be such an... - Ass kisser? C'mon, it's just a game, calm down.

Yeah, but losing on purpose it's not as easy as it looks like.

I don't know if I can continue with this deceive. I'm an awful liar.

Hey, hey, hey... That fool is never gonna realize, calm down.

Hey, how much time do we have?

Gustavo should be here at any moment.

I'd say that's enough time.

I feel like a stranger in my own home.

Those paintings...

I haven't noticed how beautiful they are.

And suddenly, this feeling.

This is not my home.

There was never another guy.

I am the Other Guy.

How weird Gustavo didn't come.

- Don't tell me you were thinking about that while... - No, it's just he was supposed to fix the air conditioner.

Or do you want to go around another week with this heat?

I wonder what happened.

I'll tell you what happened. That creep was in a cemetery…

- …and he got caught stealing bodies and playing with them. - Shut up! That's ridiculous.

You have to admit that dude is so weird. Apart from being obsessed with you.

- No, he's just... special. - Oh, bullshit.

It's so obvious the guy is obsessed with you. And you're the only one who doesn't realize that.

What's wrong with you?! Why you say that?!

Look, first of all, the guy does you all the favors you ask him, that you're always asking...

And you take advantage of that. Besides the guy doesn't charge you a penny.

Well, and what's so wrong about he doing me favors? He's happy helping me.

Besides, I feel sorry for him.

Well! You made me say it, He has this strange condition... I don't know how to explain it.

He takes things way too seriously. And you have to go around with it all the time.

Well, I don't think he's coming anymore.

- So we can stay in bed all day long. - Don't get too comfortable, I actually have...

- ...a surprise for you. - Oh yeah? Tell me, I'm all ears.

Well, I made a reservation at that restaurant you like so bad. You know?

But is at 11:30 pm. It's the only hour I could get. Can you imagine?

Oh! So cute!

How much time we have?

Enough.

Where am I?

In the farthest corner.

I can't get used to the taste of gunpowder.

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Aleñá: "Espero que Valverde confíe en la cantera" - Duration: 1:56.

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⭐ J'AI CREE UN NOUVEAU CHALLENGE ! ⭐ - Duration: 17:13.

Désolé, mais le nom du challenge ici n'est pas celui que j'ai gardé au final...

J'ai préférée l'appeler "Les sims au fil du temps"

Malheureusement j'avais déjà édité la vidéo

et elle était déjà en importation sur YouTube...

J'espère que vous comprendrez ce petit soucis technique !

Gros bisous <3

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Kevin Sabet's The Joker. I'm the Midnight Toker. - Duration: 45:28.

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Hi. This is the first time the majority of the internet will have access to both

my face and my voice at the same time on a regular basis

my name is Liz. Short for Lizard, of course. Y'know, I'm not really sure what else

it would be short for. *obvious gesture to the wall hanging, which clearly says "Elizabeth"*

A million years ago, I started watching a lot of videos on YouTube. A million years later, nothing has changed.

I still watch a lot of videos on YouTube, it's just now I've decided I want to

make some of the videos on YouTube. I've been wanting to do this for a long time,

I actually started a few years ago and gained a little bit of ground, if

a little bit of ground can be classified by like less than 10 subscribers (I have no friends)

Due to scheduling issues and the fact that COUGH (my parents found out about it) I had to stop.

I regret nothing.

So I'm back now for round 2, which hopefully will be the more successful round and will last quite a bit longer than the first round did,

a little bit longer than two months *pointed stare at camera for no reason other than to try to be funny*

You know, I would have started making videos earlier had I not been struggling with something that's kind of been dogging me

since I've got the idea to start doing this.

Am I being narcissistic?

Seriously, a lot of the reason that I held back from starting a YouTube channel was the fear

that I was being a little too arrogant or full of myself, and, you know, what

really scared me was: But what if there was? What if I was right?

What if somewhere in the back of my strange freackin' mind there was a little

tiny piece of me that was just really wanted the attention?

The true answer to that is: yes, there is. There is a tiny piece in the back of my strange friggin'

mind that really just kind of wants the attention. And that's what the majority

of my problem was. To wonder if I'm being self-indulgent by doing something like

this and then to subsequently realize that I am in fact being self-indulgent

by doing something like this. But then I thought:

What if that wasn't necessarily a bad thing?

The power that is gained via YouTube is the incredible ability that YouTube creators have to create a

community of people for the sake of people. Y'know, a power that has

intrigued me since the beginning of YouTube days, or the beginning of my

YouTube days. Which could technically be today. *momentary self-awareness*

And it has intrigued me enough to make me want to be a part of that-to make me want to be one of the people who

can bring people together for the sake of entertainment. I want to help people

and most of my talents are in the entertainment division (all of my talents)

so I figured why not? ("why not" cuts out too early) I believe that entertainment is a service.

Entertainment in itself is a service to others, and whether Hollywood agrees with

me or not, I still firmly believe that entertainment is "majorily" (?) and primarily

a service. People who create, people who share their talents in order to provide

people with something to be entertained by whether that's to laugh or to cry or

just a small sliver of an escape from reality, that's a service to the person

you're sharing it with and that in and of itself is kind of a beautiful thing,

something that I've really always just wanted to be a part of and in

recent years I've just been thinking YouTube is one of the most perfect

platforms in which to do that. My dream is to draw together a community of

people here on YouTube from anywhere at any time in order to make the world just

a little bit better than it already is. And I know that's highly ambitious of a first-year

college freshman, but I think I think if it's been done before, it can

be done again, and if they can do it why not us? Always quote Harry Potter if

Harry Potter can be quoted. Of course, I'm not going to be able to do any of this

without help or time or experience so I'm asking anyone who sees this video

if anyone sees this video at all, just be patient with me

I'm hoping to give everything that I can give, which some people are

going to like some people aren't and that's really just up to your tastes.

I don't necessarily want to know why you don't like me. But that's cool.

Go watch other people, there's an entire internet site in front of you, what are

you doing on my page, if you don't like me. The important thing here is that I

know I can improve if I have your support and your understanding, not that

you have to give either one of those but

please. And as an aside, I'm not planning on most of my videos being this serious.

Most of the time I prefer making people laugh I suppose to making people sober

Don't drink and drive.

Some of my videos may be along this this this road, some of them. Most of them are probably not. I genuinely enjoy making people laugh,

I enjoy putting a smile on other people's faces.

That's that.

And, hey, if you're laughing at me then it means you're not doing something worse somewhere else.

Stay in school, kids.

I feel like I need a blanket to be wholesome.

Where's a wholesome blanket?

Also know that there is absolutely no such thing as a set schedule for when my videos are going to come out.

It's literally probably just going to be, especially beginning, it's literally just

going to be like: I have an idea, I wrote out a script, I'm going to film the video,

and then I'm going to upload it and wait until I have another idea.

And as I said before, I'm a first year college freshman. I don't even

know if I'm going to have time to breathe. So how's that for a first video?

I have one other video that I've made at this point, but if I made more and you're

watching this from the future, hello from the past, by the way. How do I look now?

Wow, really that's interesting. Never thought I'd do that. This just went down

a dark hole. Thank you for watching if you did watch, thank you for subscribing

if you did subscribe, and thank you for liking if you did like.

Commenting.

That's another thing you can do. Feel free to not do any of those things,

feel free to never look at my face again. Although why wouldn't you want to?

Just kidding I don't have that kind of confidence. If there are more videos by

the time this has come out and this is the first thing you're seeing, hello,

welcome, my name is Lizard, Liz for short.

So, uh. Yeah. I, uh.

I'll see you soon.

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Ah fatherhood.

A thing I...know nothing about.

But I'll be damned if I can't learn heaps about it from...Dream Daddy.

That opening tune fills my heart with excitement.

My heart is fluttering for the affection of these fine dads.

And I'm sure we'll make plenty of friends along the way.

Grant Dad am ready to hop back into the dating pool feet first.

My wife's dead or something and it's about darn time I explore the more grizzly side

of romantic encounters.

At least...the more masculine side.

This goth fellow doesn't look too grizzly but he's certainly mysterious.

Ohhh.

Anyways.

Today's the day we look at Dream Daddy!

This lovely Dad Dating Simulator from the Game Grumps.

The game was written by Vernon Shaw and Leighton Gray but many of the dads are voiced by the

likes of Arin, Danny, Barry, and even etc.

Also this being the first video game outta their company means this is exciting territory

for the Game Grumps.

If you aren't super familiar with them don't worry!

All you need to know for the sake of this video is that they gave the thumbs up to a

game where you get to date and bang hot dads!

When I first picked up this game I wondered if it was more than just the ridiculous surface.

Was this game aiming to be a joke or something more?

In this episode of the story you never knew...we will peer beyond the homoerotic viel.

Beyond the faint yet passionate gruntings of dad-on-dad love-making and into the juicy

depths of what it means to let those feelings loose.

Also sorry for it being like a month between story you never knews.

I couldn't find a topic I wanted write on and who want's to put out bullshit?

That being said...prepare yourself.

For the story of what it means to be a man in the midst of modern life, for the story

of a loving father just trying to make his way...

For the story...you never knew.

Intro

Hmmmm.

I'm sleeping now.

And my daughter is trying to wake me up.

Better pretend to be dead.

Alright she's too smart for that one.

No doubt my genetics are thriving in the next generation.

But alas!

Looks like I've gotta wake up cause we're moving!

But before I can continue my conversation with Amanda aka Manda Panda, I've gotta

Build That Dad The time has now come to choose our dad form.

Hmmm.

Gotta get that blonde hair that's disheveled yet clearly has been groomed within the last

24 hours.

Eyes...stoic, piercing and blue.

Facial hair?

Oh yes!

Glasses...hip.

Clothes?

I'm digging the heart.

Behold!

It is I!

Grant Dad.

Which is what I named myself.

Not realizing it would make my daughter's last name Dad.

Sorry Amanda...Dad.

Off to a good start!

When we return to our house with a completed Dad form we immediately start going through

one of the moving boxes with Amada.

So many memories.

There's that dope baby photo with the sunglasses, the halloween costume, the horse phase.

It really feels like I'm bonding with Amanda.

We're exchanging sarcastic, witty banter after all and we even talk about that one

time she pooped herself at a sleepover over at...one of the Emma's houses...apparently

Amanda has two friends named Emma, Emma P and Emma R, and honestly throughout this whole

game I actually couldn't remember the difference.

Clearly I'm ready for fatherhood already.

And look!

A baby photo from the day Amanda was born.

Which naturally sparks a memory of me getting into a fender bender in the parking lot of

the hospital while my wife was about to give birth.

I was freaking out apparently until my wife looked me dead in the eyes...birth giving

and all...and says it's all gonna be okay.

Seems like quite the swell lady!

Too bad she's dead.

Anyways, as the conversation draws to a close it's time to start moving!

We're downscaling to a smaller place on the other side of the city and there's so

much to do!

My grizzly dad-self and Manda Panda get into the car to begin the drive when I can't

help but reminisce about all the memories of the house we're leaving behind.

Fortunately Amanda starts talking about happy memories from the place...like the time she

broke a bunch of windows...Good times.

More hilarious and witty conversation ensues like calling my motorcycle my little velocipede,

and using my best announcer voice to sell Amanda on the new place.

As we keep talking we finally reach the new pad!

Ohhh yes I'm gonna hump so many dads in this place.

But first we need to get some coffee.

To the bean juice shop!

Otherwise known as The Coffee Spoon.

When we first arrive Amanda comments this place is such an easy walk from our house.

Only then...does the Grant Dad character development truly begin.

My response:

"Why would I go somewhere else and drink coffee on a couch when I could just drink

better coffee at home on my own couch and not have to make awkward eye contact with

other people?

At least when I'm home some random guy isn't gonna come up and sit on the recliner next

to me and I won't feel, like, a little weird about it because technically he's not sitting

at my table but he is very much within my Personal Zone.

Personal Zone being capitalized.

Then I whine about being awkward with coffee cup etiquette or something when Amanda TOTALLY

calls me out.

Dad...are you just afraid to meet new people?

Which naturally gets the YES AMANDA response.

We walk inside.

At this point it's clear dad is a little socially awkward.

He's...afraid to go into a coffee shop because there's people in there.

Specifically new people.

Amanda is encouraging the Grant Dad to go in anyways.

I mean she mostly makes fun of him but she's supportive at the end of the day and that's

what counts.

The beginning of Dream Daddy really drives home how much socializing this dad is missing

out on.

One can only hope the local Coffee Spoon can act as step 0 for remedying the apparent social

awkwardness of Grant Dad.

Hmmm.

What more is in store for this shy, shy dad?

What more can modern life throw our way??

Only by entering the Coffee Spoon can we find out.

Huh this place is pretty nice.

And this guy looks so hip!

Yet when Amanda asks him why the place is named the Coffee Spoon he starts awkwardly

rambling...even going as far to say "I'm standing here rambling and I'm sure we're

all getting more and more uncomfortable the more I keep talking but man we're in it

now and I can't stop."

Uhhh.

Dude she just asked you a question.

What are you me?

Amanda even says we should become friends!

And is all like "C'mon what'd we say about meeting new people?"

Ugh this girl.

Anyways we try some of his banana bread and it's quite pleasant when suddenly a brooding,

mysterious man from across the room catches my eye.

He's just a pretty as the one standing right before me.

If not more rugged.

My eyes quickly dart away...hoping he didn't catch me staring.

From here, we finish our coffee, say our goodbye's, stroll through the park, get in a bragging

competition about our kids with another dad, go home, get greeted by THIS well put together

man named Joseph who offers us cookies and invites us to a BBQ.

Alright.

THEN we randomly run into Craig!

My old friend from college.

He's ripped now.

He's gotta get back to running though.

So he jogs off.

Casey Neistat over here!

Uhh back to the house!

Where Amanda gets a letter from one of the art colleges she applied to.

She's a photographer and a scrap-booker by the way and she's INCREDIBLE.

Apparently the McGowan College of Art and Design doesn't think so though cause she

got declined.

Poor Amanda.

I'm sure she'll get into a good college though.

She's got MY DNA!

My biological whooshamawhatsit!

She'll be fine.

I give her a big hug, then find out she'll be hanging with the Emmas tonight.

In order to not feel lame I tell Amanda I've got plans myself.

To watch...The Game.

THE.

GAME.

Time to hit up the local dive bar.

Jim and Kim's!

And wouldn't ya know it!

The game with my sports team of preference is on here!

Such joy.

When suddenly a middle-aged woman holding a nearly-empty wine glass sidles up to the

bar and sits uncomfortably close to me.

"Hey, sailor."

"Oh, hello."

"Good to see fresh meat in here.

I'm Mary.

Come here often?"

"Oh no, I actually just moved to this part of town today.

I'm Grant, by the way" "Are you watching the game?"

"Yeah!

My preferred team is in the lead.

If they keep this up, they'll win The Game with ease."

"Oh, I love that team.

And also I love that Game.

I love someone who knows their way around balls."

I'm getting the impression she's a little drunk.

Uhh...

"Buy a gal a drink?"

Hmmmm 7 bucks to keep talking to you?

Nah.

"Suit yourself, sailor."

Hmmmm.

It's the brooding man from the coffee spoon!

He asks if I like shots.

I love shots!

We cheers to our health and the whiskey burns going down but...I feel so cool hanging out

with this guy.

And...he wants me to come back to his place.

I couldn't say no even if I wanted to.

That..sounds a little weird but I'm into it you get it.

Soon we get back to his place and...pushes me up against the wall and kisses me, grabbing

my hips.

He...starts tugging at my belt.

"Lets have some fun"

Okay the grunting was from me not the game BUT I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S IN OTHER PARTS.

Anywabert kicks us out the next morning and makes me feel slightly used.

Did I tell you his name's Robert?

His name's Robert.

And he's mysterious.

Eh whatever.

Back to the house!

Where Amanda is crying but trying to hide it.

I wonder what's wrong.

She won't tell me.

But we move on.

Amanda, who is for now back to normal, pressures me into going to that stupid BBQ Joseph invited

us to.

I don't want to go cause "I'll probably end up standing uncomfortably in the corner

with a plate of food and hope that nobody talks to me."

Inspiring words from a 45 year old man.

But off we go!

And there's Joseph!

And..HOLY BALLS IT'S THE WOMAN FROM LAST NIGHT.

Apparently she's his wife.

Seven bucks well saved!

Fortunately the conversation ends but then Amanda forces me to interact with people.

Damn her Hey it's the dude from the coffee place!

And Robert!

And that freckley, hairy, ginger dude I never told you about.

And the Goth guy who threw a fit in Dead, Goth, and Beyond that time I never mentioned.

Then Amanda's teacher, my old buddy Craig…"But wait a second!

All of these people live in our cul de sac?

That can't be right.

I'd better investigate."

And investigate we do.

All kinds of conversation ensues!

Most of it is awkward and hilarious but it's conversation and social interaction so that's

a plus.

Also we learn about Dad Book.

A totally realistic sounding social media platform where dads can meet up with each

other.

And meet up with dads we do.

But not before Amanda gets accepted into her dream school!

Yesterday she was crying for no reason and today she's happy as can be.

Fatherhood sure gives mixed emotions.

Speaking of which, all these emotions have me stirred up!

Time to meet some dads on the internet!

I'll choose...the goth one.

Huh.

I hope he doesn't try to suck my...blood.

What?

What'd you think I was gonna say??

Get your mind out of the gutter.

This Goth Dad is a perfect gentleman!

His name is Damien.

He talks in Victorian era poetic sentences, tells me about his love for all things gothic,

tells me all sorts of..informative things about the Victorian Era and then he takes

me out to his garden.

Holy balls!

This place is nice!

Damien dips out to take care of something which leaves me to admire this place all on

my lonesome.

Oh hey, a gargoyle OH NO I KNOCKED OVER THE GARGOYLE.

This calls for a minigame!

Oh I will announcer guy!

I will...Hmm alright well put that...nope okay.

How about...aha!

Then...nope okay.

What about..DAMMIT.

Okay we'll just put this here...YES!

Just one piece left.

Just...

DANGIT.

NO.

DAMMIT.

POOP.

FUCK.

One last...ohheyyoucanturnthingsover BAM!!

Damien will never know.

Which is good cause our date isn't over.

Apparently his son tried to get some kid drunk and seal him in a basement by building a brick

wall.

Weird guy.

I go with Damien back to his place, we say our goodbye's and I get my score.Uhhh alright.

I'll take it!

What a success!

See??

I can socialize!

I can make friends and...romance.

But wait.

What's going on here?

Amanda is secretly crying for no reason, all the dads live in the same cul-de-sac by some

cosmic coincidence and the cul-de-sac isn't even a cul-de-sac!

It's clearly an alley.

"A street or passage closed at one end...synonyms include...blind alley."

Huh.

Guess cul-de-sacs don't have to be circular.

The more you know!

Back to the confusion, WHY'S AMANDA SAD???

She got into her dream school so maybe that'll cheer her up but...I'm not so sure.

Not to mention this dad's a lonely middle-aged man who's gotten more social interaction in

the last week than he did the whole time living at the old house!

Hmmm.

Maybe that's not confusing.

Maybe that's a good thing.

Maybe Year after year of going to work, coming home, rinse repeat and now I'm finally re-learning

how to socialize.

Grant Dad do good.

We're killin it.

But...what's the lesson here?

We've made it this far but I have yet to gather if there's anything beneath the lulzy

surface of this ridiculous Daddy Dating Simulator.

This is the story you never knew yet...so far I only see the story.

For now.

Maybe another date with Goth Dad will reveal the hidden mystery.

And look!

Goth Dad sent me a letter!

It's fancy.

And long.

Written in very flowery language.

To the date!

Let's take him to a horror movie eh?

Goth Dad will like that.

Oh.

He's terrified of horror movies.

I'm bad at this.

But then we go for a walk in a graveyard, we have a deep, intimate conversation about

death and then HOLY SHIT ROBERT.

And a dog...that's not his.

Probably.

Damien takes me home, gives me a super sweet handkerchief, I say something nice, he blushes

and we part ways for the night.

Score time!

Cool.

AMANDA IS CRYING AGAIN.

Pressing does no good...she just get's mad and we have to leave.

I'm so upset that she's upset that I can barely sleep at all.

It's all I can think about.

When morning finally comes I go to the kitchen and wait for her to come down.

While I do I can't help but reminisce about the time I taught Amanda to ride a bike.

She kept falling over and scraping her knees but she never stopped getting back up!

Until I made her stop because she was getting hurt.

Then I bought her ice cream.

I felt so close to her then but now...she won't even tell me what's wrong.

So I made her this cake apparently!

Finally she opens up.

It's drama with her friends.

Specifically Emma R. Still not sure which one that is but apparently she started getting

frisky with Amanda's crush after Amanda told her she liked him!

The rest...Grant Dad did not really understand.

These complicated social situations are a little over my head apparently.

Save for the takeaway that all her friends won't hang out with anymore her for no reason.

That sucks.

I give her some fatherly advice, and she feels a little better.

High school's almost over anyways and I know she'll find her circle in college.

And with that resolved it's time for date number 3 with Damien the Goth Dad!

Long story short, we hang out by the water, Goth Dad get's another phone call, we go

to a run down building together and turns out the guy volunteers at an animal shelter!

Also that lady from the bar is here.

Then some drama ensues!

Dog drama though.

A dog named Dutchess Cordelia gets loose and now we have to find it!

And check out this map that lady made for us.

Huh.

I guess this cul-de-sac is a circle.

Not that it matters CAUSE AFTER DRIVING AROUND TOWN ALL DAY WE DIDN'T FIND THE DOG.

Not good.

Clearly.

Hope the dog isn't dead.

Regardless...it's time for something special.

Something to get my mind off the dog thing and onto something happier.

Something that would make up for Amanda's friends abandoning her.

A surprise party!

A surprise graduation party.

With a mac and cheese bar!

And ice cream cake!

Grant Dad.

You were born for this role.

And Duchess!

You aren't dead.

And you've been adopted by Amanda's teacher and son!

And...Robert.

He says he views me as an object just as he believes I view him as an object.

I guess our grunts meant nothing then.

Next is Damien.

We stand in the backyard, lit elegantly by the setting sun.

The tree casts a shadow towards us...as though to give its blessing for what's about to

happen next.

Damien sighs deeply and reluctantly mutters, "I feel I must rescind my courtship invitation."

Gasp!

Is it cause we didn't find the dog?

That supposed to be my fault?

Two S's and a C and this is the thanks I get?!

Well he still wants to be friends.

Maybe we're better off that way.

Just another addition to the cul-de-sac gang!

Yay!

Friendship!

And we get along well it'll be great.

"All that's left now is...Amanda.

We sit together and watch the sun slowly dip below the horizon.

Amanda: I'm glad you made some friends.

Grant: Yeah…

Amanda: I know that's maybe not what you were looking for.

But these people care about you.

Love ya dad...we'll always have each other.

Grant: It's gonna be hard at first, but this is the next chapter in our story.

And I would be nervous about it, but I know that you're always gonna be looking out

for me the same way I'll always be looking out for you.

Amanda: Team Dad?

Grant: Team Dad."

And then the credits role.

Quite the perfect ending is it not?

Minus the Damien and Rob stuff.

And Amanda having the last name Dad.

But that's just the story.

Not the story you never knew.

I know what you're thinking.

"I WAITED A MONTH BETWEEN STORY YOU NEVER KNEW'S FOR THIS?"

Yes.

But there's still a couple minutes left calm down geeze.

You see...dream daddy..as ridiculous as the first impression is...is quite deep in it's

own...it's own way.

Really it is.

There's an actual story in this comical-at-first-glance dating simulator.

And the thing about actual stories is they have actual characters.

The first taste we got of this game was a bunch of gorgeous slabs of man meat posing

on a colorful banner ...with a catchy yet hard-to-quite take seriously theme song.

But all is not as it seems.

Because our dream daddy...is more than just a hunk.

He's a dad.

A real dad.

And he's got a big group of friends now.

Impressive dad.

For in an age where, stoic, unshakeable men are the manufactured image of perfection ...our

dream daddy was anything but.

He did whatever it took to make his daughter happy...even if he barely understood what

was happening.

He had real emotions.

He could barely sleep when Amanda was upset.

He even cried at the end.

Did I mention he cried at the end?

And get this.

In an AARP survey, 37% of men aged 45 and older are lonely.

Almost 40% of middled aged men...are lonely.

Our caring, fictional father certainly fell into the loneliness trap.

Working hard at his job, providing for his daughter no doubt.

He rarely socialized.

A common problem for the modern man.

There's a variety for reasons for that.

Most of which, when oversimplified have a similar root cause.

According to research by Dr. Niobe Way, a professor of applied psychology at the University

of New York "boys in early adolescence...express deeply fulfilling emotional connection and

love for each other, but by the time [they] reach adulthood, that sense of connection

evaporates."

The quote is from an article I'll link in the description.

The takeaway is clear.

Men, in our society, tend to shy away from real, genuine friendships as they get older

because the emotions required to maintain those friendships are...not something the

manufactured image of the "perfect man" allows.

So fuck the image!

Our Dream Daddy is well practiced in these emotions thanks to his relationship with his

daughter.

And with a little pushing he's finally really able to really bond with the dudes of the

cul-de-sac.

Sometimes the friendships are platonic.

Genuine...but platonic.

Sometimes things go a little further, but even when they do...it's whatever.

Feelings are feelings.

Be they father-daughter love, bro-bro love, or...something a little more homoerotic...Dream

Daddy is in-tune them all.

It's a process...but he makes it happen.

That process of learning to let it flow is why he's gonna have a dope time even after

Amanda goes off to college!

He has friends now.

Real friends.

And now we know why.

That's the story you never knew.

And that's my take on Dream Daddy.

I'm Grant and let me know if you want to see more of this game.

There were plenty of other dads we hardly got to know!

I even had to leave out some promising dates with other dads for the sake of time.

If you wanna see me score with more hot father-figures and even go into more depth about the takeaway

at the end let me know in the comments.

Just say...GRANT IS MY DREAM DADDY!

That's how I'll know you're serious.

SO DO IT!

That's it for now.

Bye everyone!

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Hello everybody!

My name is Raxef and we are back today with Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator.

Now let's see.

When we left off..

Here we go!

We had just finished meeting Brian.

And yeah, so we finished meeting Brian and we headed back to the house to unpack.

So.

I get to work unpacking the various boxes around the living room.

A couple hours pass and I get some good work done.

The washer/dryer unit is both washing and drying.

Very important.

And we can actually walk through the living room without tripping over boxes.

That is also very, very important.

First visitor already?

Oh who is it?

Who is it?

It's probably Joseph.

I walk over to the door and open it.

Hello!

A handsome, clean-cut man stands at my door, brandishing a plate of cookies.

This man knows the way to my heart.

I like a good batch of cookies.

Helloooo?

Oh, where are my manners?

My name is Joseph.

I'm your next door neighbor.

Oh!

Yes!

Hi!

I'm!

That's what my name is.

Nice to meet you I'm.

Is it just this or is it like shrug but it's just some really strange symbols?

I haven't decided yet, but that's what his name is.

It's either or shrug.

Or shrugs.

I don't know.

I saw the moving van and thought I'd bring over some cookies.

My daughter Christie wanted me to let you know she baked them herself.

Aww.

Joseph leans in and whispers.

But between you and me, she just sprinkled in the chocolate chips.

Aww Joseph youuu!

We both share a laugh.

Kids, right?

Wow, cookies, huh?

So nice to meet you.

Joseph hands her the plate of cookies with a smile.

Well, thanks for the cookies!

Did he just say oh Kirk Douglas?

Oh Kirk Douglas!

Amanda disappears with the cookies.

Amanda, come b- and she's gone.

That's my daughter.

Her name is Amanda.

She's a charmer.

Daughters are tough.

Sons are also tough.

Children in general are just ... tough.

I hear that.

I mean there'd have to be something wrong with you to try and raise more than two.

I have four kids.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Bad impression!

Bad first impression!

Oh...

Uh...

I meant...

Don't worry, you didn't mean to be rude.

Oh no.

This is the first neighbor I've met and my social life is already in a tailspin.

I wonder if it's too late to move again.

Uhhhh.. yeah.

Okay.

Is the missus around?

No.

Not anymore.

She died.

Well at least he's not holding anything back.

Oh.

Uh.

I'm sorry for your loss.

No no, it's alright.

Wow, this is uncomfortable.

We stand there quietly for a moment, acutely aware of how awkward we both made things.

I'm sorry, can you ... close the door real quick?

I look at Joseph quizzically but comply.

After a second, I hear a knock on the door.

Opening it, I see Joseph standing there with a huge smile.

Hey, I'm your new neighbor, Joseph!

I promise not to talk about your dead spouse this time.

I'm throwing a barbecue for the cul-de-sac and I'd love for you to come by and meet the

rest of the neighbors in our community.

Whadya say, pal?

Not awkward at all.

That sounds great.

My daughter Amanda and I would love to stop by.

Also four kids is a perfectly normal amount of children to have.

We shake hands to seal the deal.

Well neighbor, I'll see you at 3 p.m. sharp on Saturday.

Sure thing, neighbor.

Joseph starts walking away, but stops to think for a second and turns around.

Hey, in all seriousness, raising a kid on your own can't be easy.

If you ever need to... talk about... stuff...

I'm the youth minister at a church down the street.

Of course you are.

Oh, I dunno, I wouldn't really consider myself a "youth."

You look pretty young to me, but suit yourself.

Ooo that wink.

You look pretty young to me, mister... mister...

You look pretty.

That's Joseph.

I'm sure I'm just as handsome as he is.

And with that, Joseph's gone.

He seemed nice.

Amanda walks back into the living room, crumbs on her face and cookie in hand.

That was the smoothest recover I've ever seen.

I should be taking notes.

See?

You're already fitting in great.

Where'd those cookies go?

They're gone.

I'm sorry.

I raised her right though.

I mean if I was Amanda I'd eat all the cookies as well.

If it makes you feel any better, they weren't any good.

So you ate all of them anyway?

I guess that makes it break time.

Any ideas?

Could probably used some coffee.

Joseph probably wants his plate back.

Ummm.

Oh gosh.

I mean we just saw Joseph.

It would be kind of weird if we returned it a minute later after having just shoveled

all of the cookies in our mouth.

So let's..

We can return his plate y'know the next day.

Let's just... let's just take a coffee break.

I'm feeling a little sluggish and coffee seems like the more responsible option than just

taking a nap.

I'm proud of you.

Dad Tip number fifty-awww.

I wanna read the Dad Tips.

We walk down the street to The Coffee Spoon, a cute little place on the corner.

Man, this is in such convenient walking distance from our place.

I mean, I guess.

What's wrong?

Why would I go somewhere else and drink coffee on a couch when I could just drink better

coffee at home on my own couch and not have to make awkward eye contact with other people?

My dad, or me as Dad is a Dad after my own heart.

At least when I'm home some random guy isn't gonna come up and sit on the recliner next

to me and I won't feel, like, a little weird about it because technically he's not sitting

at my table but he is very much within my Personal Zone.

Dad.

And what's the etiquette when you have a dirty mug?

Is there a bin?

Do you go and set it on the counter because you don't know where else to put it?

Or do you leave it there, and feel your face flush hot with shame as you consider the possibility

that there is in fact a bin somewhere, just out of sight and now you're That Jerk Who

Left Their Mug.

Dad.. are you just afraid to meet new people?

YES AMANDA.

We walk inside.

Inside the coffee shop is incredibly warm and inviting.

Vinyl records line the walls and patrons lounge around on well-worn-in couches.

Some cool tunes spin on a record player next to a little stage.

Welcome to the Coffee Spoon guys!

How's it going?

What's with the name?

Oh it's uh.. it's kinda dumb.

It gets mentioned in this poem I like, and I thought it was a good idea at the time,

and I suppose now it's still a good idea because idea like, the business is still running?

But people ask me that question all the time and I give them the same answer every time

and now I'm standing her rambling and I'm sure we're all getting more and more uncomfortable

the more I keep talking but man we're in it now and I can't stop.

Mat is me.

I am Mat.

Just pauses all around.

So what'll it be.

I scan the chalkboard menu and am immediately overwhelmed.

I'll have a...

Godpseed You!

Black Coffee.

Iced Teagan and Sara.

Chai Antwoord.

Umm.

Well I think I'm an iced coffee kind of guy.

Good choice.

Ooo.

We got some hearts!

I love hearts!

I don'y get it.

Oh it's a pun. Teagan and Sara are this really awesome Canadian indie band formed in 1995.

They were were nominated for a Grammy in 2013 and are known for being masters of not only

pop hits, but meaningful lyricism.

I'm doing the thing again.

But coming right up!

And for you?

I'll have a Macchiato DeMarco please.

Coming right up!

Do you want that in Small, Medium, or Biggie Smalls?

Uhh medium.

Wait is Biggie Smalls big or small?

Uh..

I should change that, shouldn't I?

Mat sets to making our drinks and Amanda and I take a seat on one of the couches.

What's his deal?

Let the man make his puns.

They're cooler bands than you listen to, anyway.

Yes.

Let the man make puns!

Hey.

HEY.

Ska was cool once.

No, I'm sorry.

Ska has never been, and will never ever be cool.

This couch is actually pretty comfy.

Maybe not comfier than our couch, but it's alright.

Good lumbar support.

You sink right into it.

Okay.

It's comfier than our couch.

Amanda nudges me.

This place is right next to our house and that guy seems not only cool, but also just

as uncomfortable with talking to other people as you are.

You should totally become friends with him.

Wink wink.

Yes.

Just friends.

Guy pals.

Good buddies.

Uhh.

I don't know.

C'mon what'd we say about meeting new people?

I can't meet new people if I always stay inside and also don't go outside and also don't talk

to people!

See?

We're making progress.

Mat sets our drinks down at our table and I have a sip.

The Iced Teagle and Vera is delicious!

Oh man.

I am not musically adept.

Hi!

We're new in the neighborhood.

I'm Amanda and this is my Dad.

Oh right on!

Pleased to meet you both!

You oughta come by when my daughter's hanging around the shop.

You two might get along.

Yeah, I'm sure we'll maybe come in from time to time.

Amanda kicks my leg from under the table.

I'm sure we'll be in here a lot.You know what?

Lemme get your guys' opinion on something.

Mat goes into the back and comes out with a fresh plate of something that smells amazing.

I'm working on a new banana bread recipe and I need help coming up with a name

for it.

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