oh he's gone there's only one and then he's in this corner Hey buddies its ya girl
AyChristene and today i am playing clown killings apparently their offensive
update suspend long time since i play the last one it's basically it chasing
you Pennywise chasing you not it but anyways anyways
Pennywise is chasing you and you try to survive the night I think it's time so I
think you're okay but we're gonna find out in like 40
seconds oh my goodness yeah I'm gonna try to find a place died don't have that
I'd be 20 minutes okay 30 seconds I don't know what this clouds coming
what's it right here I don't know the clouds coming and everybody else is kind
of gone I don't know I don't know if I made a good decision but I don't want to
go anywhere else I wish I could Crouch no keep that down oh he's gonna see me
how long will I survive I don't know the fresh marathon
I heard death I heard the death oh there's a clown
right there oh there's a house up there I gotta try to get there but it's not
letting I don't know if they play the game is glitching the claim is glitching
I don't know if the game is glitching or if there's oh my goodness you're about
to die Ryan just don't come up here I know you saw me though oh my goodness
look at him jumping I don't like that I don't like that I don't know if the game
is glitching as I said earlier but I can't see like how many people surviving
how many people died having lift this up you could see in the lobby like to the
right is that my heartbeat I'm ready did he kill her I'm guessing he did he
was standing right beside her she was not moving not to tell oh okay police
police officers can you help us please there's the coop there's the clown right
there I don't know how many people are dead
don't look don't look don't move can they throw knives
as the clown just staring at me I think the clown can just jump up here I don't
think the clown even needs to like climb just keep it together keep it the Freak
together
bah what is it down what does this town is that because he's near me oh my gosh
I'm just hearing people die I'm hearing so many oh my gosh oh my gosh guys okay
this is this is this is a lot of stress this is a lot of freaking stress oh my
gosh I'd like people to make it did someone
have a gun to shoot the clown oh my gosh I'm nearing death 20 seconds 20 seconds
just stay still stay still do by surviving shovel look yes oh my god that
was so stressful but I'm gonna go out on the limb and say that my hiding spot
wasn't that good but the person who is the clown was kind of distracted I don't
think oh my goodness is this Georgie you're a churchy alright I gotta find a
public place to hide can I go outside oh yes I can alright here we go going up as
high as I can those are not stairs aren't you stairs no this is just a
frickin room is this the Attic oh my guess this is not a good place not
a good place not the freak at all oh my gosh
get down guys don't go in there it's not a good place to hide oh my goodness well
you know what I'm gonna go up there with them cuz then when the clown comes I'm
running out
you know it's all kind of hide in here
surround me protect me I don't know you guys but there's a lot of bacon here
people in here oh my goodness I'm just hearing frickin death turn on your
flashlight oh my gosh stop moving he can hear your footsteps turn on your
flashlight unless them flashlight helps if the
flashlight helps let me know somebody let me know down below my own thing the
flashlight helps stop no don't leave don't leave the minute you leave you
will let him know we are here don't leave
are they all leaving I have to have to be with them or is he I have to stay
with them because I need them to be like decoys I need them all to be decoys yeah
I need these people to take the death for me it's like the bacon hair
community I don't know these people I just want that when that clown comes
up like a virgin throw one and I'm in front of him and just run out please
don't leave please don't leave don't leave oh he's gone there's only one and
then he's in this corner oh my gosh I refuse to begin trumpet I I refuse to
get beat by the pound up beyond stupidity yeah I had to be like oh let
me come out and see what's going on nah ninja y'all go see you on your own
gosh our time I'm outside wait isn't this exactly where I was
I think it is oh sure no no oh this is outside oh good I'm
gonna sitting right here 20 what the heck was that it was lightning
ninja don't scare me like that this is a great hiding place unless he starts up
down there and then he knows he could see you clearly
nah no no I don't even know where I'm at okay yes I know I'm the victim the
victim of these ads you keep popping up in my face designs all right go go go go
go go baking your community unite all right
clearly this is where oh there's another door here
oh he's gonna see pertain I got bright purple hair I should change my hair
there's a house over there there's like a lot of buildings here that's okay I'm
gonna stand here do with the flashlight turn your flashlight off if you can't
see that you did that some of you don't make us all that because of you please
turn your flashlight on I hear the nice I hear that
I'm the only one freaking out here the other person loves oh okay no no uh-uh
cloud okay this poem is a dodo the clown will
see that bright behind flashlight flashing the light okay there you go oh
goodness I'm standing right here yeah kill all them in there this gives
me a chance to run a lights homie can jump from the ground up into this room
thing that I'm dead trash I'm gonna talk here with her no reason at all oh crap
is he chasing you is he chasing you can you can you tell me something please
know that clowns over there okay oh wow don't jump up here please don't jump up
here please don't drink up here okay when the crowd comes I'm like get out
and I'm running to the right I'm staying up here I'm not jumping now because it
could be a trap the clown could be right down there or the club club could be
coming right up that door I got two minutes that's a lot of time
breath I could die at any moment brother I'm so scared oh what the Freak
was that where'd you come from can you want a roof we gotta go hurry
hurry one minute one minute forty one minute forty I heard a in their house
clown
and I run it right through here oh yeah little guy
you have clouds right here hope all y'all die all y'all over here oh no I
think they're centered like they got somebody they guys nobody oh I just see
that body fall I'm not gonna move
maybe it'll end up beside me I'm right here we're at the clown go up cones over
there on the survivors breath I'm a survivor
okay here but I go south what I'll work harder I'm a survivor
uncle make it I Will Survive keep ossified hmm is that right
ninja bacon hair get your frying crispy behind away from me please
yeah
girl girl I'm a diva - la mera Vuelta danza kuduro that's a right let's check
what's up there where her KitKat you look really cute your outfit looks super
adorable and the cat looks really freaking adorable I just really need
this ish to get off of my screen okay I forgot how I did this last time this
was a long time ago and I think that I could have got caught can't bake I got
into tree wines it's their way to comment I guess I'll stay here no this
is like death City breath there were like people on top of trees
like tree tops come on come on you could you can you can make it yes yes I made
on the tree top just get a little lower well no I'm gonna stay right here watch
all those people die on it next time I ever play this game again I need to
remind myself not to bright pink lavender hair because I'm sure I'm a
dead ringer for I don't even see the clown I am so happy that for roblox to
move the camera does it mean moving your body like you can control the camera
with one view like I've in your mouth or you're one of the toggles on the
controller and to move is another that way I can watch people like this pastie
behind demon murderer over there as they're trying to come through and kill
people but that's not to come that's a regular check come on let's check over
there two minutes I'm not gonna say a single thing of how you scared the crap
out of me check she snuck up on me I hope you don't want to have a
conversation right now cuz I can't talk to you right now I'm trying to survive
if you are I'm sorry I love you thank you for talking to me
but right now we can't check this is survival time okay they're running who's
this y'all no no no y'all don't don't over populate this
tree don't it not especially a chick with the flashlight ninja y'all needs to
leave my tree here's the killer no that's okay y'all stater
stay right down there please because when this guy comes up I'm a jump down
and he's gonna call ya'll going to Anglos going the Anglos
don't come up here don't try to come to the street stop jumping on my head not
yelling me at the bottom that's okay I move and when y'all would drop oh my
goodness mm-hmm no no no no no okay somebody fell
he's like chasing that person gonna chase that person just don't go for the
tree you know don't go for the tree there's a person right there big hair
you like baked we all like baking who don't like lit bacon 30 seconds 30
seconds 30 seconds now you're gonna die now did you bet I was I was about to say
you better not come back to this hard route to get to at the top of the street
when you got many many falling berries on the ground
like I said fallin berries on the ground there's a guy right to his left with the
flashlight you know I'm not gonna cut I'm not gonna clown on the flashlight
guy anymore because it's clearly it works having a flashlight don't matter
because this clown can't see it but listen we got like all right I'm the
clown this time all right I was gonna end it but I got the clown so
have my knife out a lot more finely stuff is real fast first I want to kill
the person I was using that slice there you go you think you got a power don't
you can I throw my night I can't hope I'm gonna kill money up yes
got wine where's the other one Oh let's check right here come here hi
there hi there okay this is like crazy that person's like a glitch oh wait or
can you go through walls yes oh yeah let me go over here Zamboni was the secret
all right eight people left I murder mad cat I think in the first one that first
clown was getting a lot of people but I definitely got a lot of people this time
I know where y'all is timing up oh that's a computer oh my gosh I - I went
around a tenth article there like over here I saw something I know somebody's
here okay let's just go let's just go there you go
gonna get you seven players left oh we're y'all hiding time Oh Oh my goal
is to get down to five my goal something to get tough to get down to five oh come
on I gotta stop at this wall oh my goodness where's my other people come on
come on come on and go be like surviving like the other ones okay my Mac people
got away I hear footsteps all right saw a flashlight you know
there's two over here so I got gone in my fight my goal is met and it's me
buddy got nowhere to write I know there's a ball over there oh just get
there just get there just get there come on come on come on come on come on you
can do this you can do this you can do this you can do this come on play this
game over the gameplay here I was so excited to play it as the murderer and
as the survivor I survived and I killed Mad Catz it's so excited let me go this
remote humble you would like for me to play let me know down below in the
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Hi there YouTube friends!
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This one's a song I worked on a long time ago
for a web series called YouTube Zero
It's a project led by Diego from the channel Nitan Zorrón from Chile
It's very interesting, and this song will be the opening theme
And it was also used in the trailer for the series
Crowdfunding for the project is still open. The info will be in the description
Once again, thanx to Manuel and Luisana for their help during this video
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Hearthstone Funny Plays 12 - Duration: 7:07.
what a heresy
what is going on?
is there Ice block?
WHAT?!
WHAAAAT!?
just... screw it...
guys, I don't know how to survive
I need to survive, to double pyro him
fuck man, this is not the Ice block
please
please no Ice block
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Things Youtubers Say!!! - Duration: 3:01.
hey guys it's Hashtag Zoe. welcome back to my channel. so for today's video I'm gonna
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that's so cute so yeah I still have some editing - this is my outfit of the day
or oh TV this video was highly requested so I hope you guys like it I'm so
obsessed with it obsessed obsessed obsessed yeah did I mention that I was
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like I love you guys so much if it weren't for you I wouldn't be here I
wouldn't be just I wouldn't be where I am today like I love you guys so much
honestly thank you so much I appreciate you guys so much no but honestly I do
but that's also a thing that youtubers say like you know what I mean just a
quick update on my life you guys are honestly the best fandom on
the internet like you guys are the best family ever I love you I honestly love
meeting you guys in real life like it's so cool to me to actually put faces to
the usernames you know I will definitely see you guys at VidCon and I cannot wait
to meet all of you guys in real life at VidCon leave a comment down below thank
you guys so much for watching thanks so much for watching I just got a new
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actually say so on my behalf thank you so much for watching let me know what I
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Steamed Chalmburgers - Duration: 2:14.
Well Seymour I made it. This is going to be a terrible mistake, isn't it?
Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're edible.
Not really...
*GASP*
(lame Tourettes Guy exclamation)
IT'S FUCKING RAWWW!!
But... what if... I were to cook Superintendent Chalmers for mouth-watering hamburgers?
(Santa-style evil laughter)
Delightfully devilish, Seymour...
Uh-
Superintendent I was just...
Uh...
...Stretching my ASS on the windowsill!
Oh oh oh YEEES!
...icey.
(weird pleasure noises)
Why is there a rolling pin in your hands, Seymour?
GOOD LORD, WHAT IS-
*LOUD THUD*
*LOUD THUD* x2
(Santa-style evil laughter) Delightful...
Yeeeesss! (echoing 5 times for no reason at all)
*fire crackling like chalmnuts roasting over an open fire*
SEEEEMEEENNN!
Mmmm! Old family recipe.
(Suddenly arm is the size of a door)
I hope you're ready for mouthwatering Superintendent Chalmburgers!
*ear-rapey DUN DUN DUNNN*
Mmmmmm!
That's what I call steamed hams!
...And you call me steamed hams despite the fact I'm obviously grilled...
HOLY SHIT DID THAT BURGER JUST TALK TO ME ASDHURHUKDHFBKDJ
Why am I replying to a hamburger?
...I see.
*approaching police sirens*
SEYMOUR!
Noooo mother, it's just the Northern Lights...
(heavy pounding) OFFICER BILLY MAYS: YOU HAVE JUST 2 MINUTES TO COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!
(yawn the size of a large YouTuber's ego)
Well that was wonderful! Excuse me for one second...
🎵 fuck this shit I'm out 🎵
This part is for those who need my videos to include at least one dick joke.
Well that was wonderful! Good time was had by all. I'm erect!
Yes, I should be-
GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!?
A-raging boner-alis?
A-raging boner-alis?
Localized ENTIRELY within your pants?
Yes!
...May I see it? :O
...Yes!
I hope you're prepared for mouthwatering sausage! (unzips)
GOOG LOOL!
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Fixing the Bale Unroller / Spooler - The Project List - Duration: 13:42.
Hi I'm Mike, its 2:30 am. I just got done checking cows, they are out there calving
and luckily nothing is going on right now. I'm going to have to go back out and check
in 2 more hours, so there is no point in going back to sleep, so let's get started on the
project list on our Wyoming life.
Welcome to our Wyoming life, and our continuing undertaking to explore the ranch life and
escape the ordinary. If this is your first time here please subscribe as we bring you
everything from the ranch, from livestock to gardening, to ranch style cooking and of
course projects that always need done. Behind me is the project list, each week I
get to bring you along as we tackle one or two projects off the board and as we also
add to it. The project list is never ending, I like to call it job security and lately
we work on it when we can. Calving is starting here on the ranch and checking the cows and
the heifers is an occurrence that has to happen every few hours around here, day and night,
24/7. Nights like tonight are a common occurrence
as well, I managed to get some sleep from about 10pm to 2 am. Then I went out and checked
all the cows, there's not much going on out there, its down in the teens temperature
wise, there's about 6 inches of snow on the ground and luckily it has stopped snowing
and tomorrow the temperatures are supposed to start going up.
Going back to bed is always an option, but we have one project looming over our head
that needs done and that's what we are going to do tonight.
A couple of days ago our bale unroller broke, we use it feed the cows every day. It lays
the hay out into a nice row for the cows to eat. Years of use on this piece of equipment
finally caught up to it and a hinge on one of the spooler arms broke right at the hinge.
Because of this I fed yesterday with the tractor without an unroller, which was a huge pain.
Rolling the bales with the bucket on the tractor, which really didn't work in the snow as
the bales just slid along and didn't roll well. I am happy to give up a few hours of
sleep tonight to hopefully be able to get this done and be back up and running properly
during feeding. In order to weld this arm back together the
first thing we are going to have to do it get this thing apart. We will start with disconnecting
the hydraulic cylinder that moves the arms open and closed around a bale. The hydraulic
is linked to the arm and by removing this pin we can get the cylinder separated. The
other end of the link arm is stuck on the arm of the baler by another pin, this pin
is bent and will take a bit more to get it out. That we will tackle once we have the
arm off. The arm is hinged on the main bar of the spooler
with a 1 inch bolt, using a 1 and ½ inch wrench to hold one end and a pipe wrench to
remove the nut, we can continue disassembly and get the arm free of the main implement.
We are going to need the broken portion of the hinge, so lets remove that as well and
then get ready to move everything over to an area where we can get to welding.
The hinge basically has two ears and one thing I didn't anticipate is that not only is
the one ear broken completely off, the other is bent pretty drastically as well. We are
going to have to figure out how to straighten that in order to get this thing mounted back
on straight and also keep it from breaking again.
Everyday I always have this moment, somewhere on the ranch where I have to pause and think
about how I am going to do something. Something I have never done before.
Normally in this situation I would try to use our oxy acetylene torch to heat up the
piece of metal and then try to hammer it back straight. Unfortunately I am out of oxygen
for my torch set, and given the time, now past 3 o'clock in the morning, I am not
going to be able to get any. My back up plan is a propane torch, given
enough time, my hope is that the metal will become malleable enough to bend it back into
place. After about a half hour of heat, I am able
to use a sledge hammer to beat the metal into submission and get something that looks, kinda
straight. Close enough. And now we can try to weld the other ear back
on and get the arm back on. I use a couple of magnets to hold it in place,
then I can place a temporary weld on the seam. The reason I'm doing this is that I want
to just hold it there while I take the whole thing over to test fit it on the main bracket
and make sure its going to go back on. If I weld it completely and it doesn't fit,
I'm gonna be in a bigger mess than I am now. So testing its critical.
After fitting it in place, or close to where I need it anyway, I can now take a grinder
to the seam we are going to be welding and clean it up a bit. Removing paint and and
material that may make our weld less solid. Then its time to weld for real, laying a bead
across the entire seam. I'm not a professional welder, in fact I've
been dubbed the worlds okayest welder, and that's a title I will take. Welding on the
ranch is a common occurrence and something you have to know how to do but by no means
am I an expert and after running a weld across the seam, then cleaning it up a bit I am pretty
happy with what I have done. With our hinge now back in place, we can get
our hinge bolt back and start putting this thing back together, but while doing that,
I notice that the other arm has the same break, this time on the bottom where I didn't see
it initially. So we get to flip the whole thing over, it's
a bit awkward and the website of the company that makes this unroller says it weighs 285
lbs and that is not including the hydraulic cylinder, so lets call it 300. Rolling it
over also makes me nervous about the weld we just completed, but if it cant handle a
little banging around now its not going to be able to handle a 1500lb bale in the morning
so that nervousness quickly fades. After rolling it over we can see what we are
dealing with, its now past 4:30 am and rather than take this whole arm apart like the other,
lets weld it in place. I'm not sure if this is a good idea, but I would like to be using
this thing in a few hours so lets go for it. Again, we grind the area clean, then get to
welding, laying in another bead of weld, that follows almost the same exact break as the
other one. Obviously this is where a bulk of the weight it carried on this thing and
hopefully our welds hold. With the welding now complete, I don't see
any other breaks on the thing, we can now get it mounted back onto the tractor. Muscling
it into place, getting our latch pins in place, which just leaves us with our top link. Being
alone this can be a tricky one. But by blocking up the spindle end of the spooler we can push
the pin in place and now it is attached to the tractor 3 point hitch.
Then we hook the hydraulic cylinder back up and reattach the linkages to the arms of the
machine. Hydraulic lines are attached to the tractor as well and we are ready for a test
run. So far so good. I'm gonna call this complete until testing
and we will see how it works. Its now 5:17, I'm going to go out and check cows one more
time. Then I'm going to sneak into the house and get a couple hours of sleep, maybe and
we will come back to continue the project list.
After a couple of hours of sleep, we are back at it, before we go feed however we have on
quick problem to deal with. A heifer has just had her calf, and she seems really confused
on what to do with it and how to act. She is paying some attention to it, but with the
wet snow and the cold temperatures we make the decision to move her and her calf inside
the barn. Not only getting the calf inside and on to some clean dry bedding but also
closing her in with him and forcing some bonding between the two.
The calf is carried into the barn, and layed down. An over head heater is kicked on and
I can dry the calf a bit. But not all the way, I want mom to still want to lick her
calf clean but I will get off some of the dirt.
With the calf comfortable in comes mom and they are locked in together where hopefully
they will bond and get to know each other a whole lot better.
With that little chore complete, we can now get out and feed the cows, testing our newly
rebuilt spooler and hopefully not ending up with a pile of scrap metal when we try to
pick up our first bale. Last night I was thinking about the work this
bale unroller has seen. Its been on the ranch for about 10 years. 10 winters of feeding.
We feed about 400 tons of hay over a winter, around 540 bales. Over ten years this spooler
has potentially rolled out 5400 bales, or almost 8 million pounds of hay. This thing
is a hard-working little machine, no wonder it fell apart.
In all reality I need it to hold out for a few more weeks, as spring approaches the grass
begins to grow and once it does the cows will start turning their nosed up at the hay I
put out for them. By that time we will have all summer to repair or come up with another
solution for the spooler. Here we go, cross your fingers.
So far so good, We have 1500 pounds off the ground. Now to roll it out, and really test
how much Bale Unroller 2.0 can take. The cows arrive for breakfast, the bale unrolls
and my heart jumps a beat at every bump. But we keep going, unrolling, bouncing across
the field and everything holds. I'm redubbing this the little spooler that
could. 8 million pounds of hay, enough to feed over a quarter of a million cows for
one day, granted we spread that work out over ten years but I am still impressed.
Back at the shop we can take a look. Every weld has held, no signs of cracking and we
are back in business. I'm a little impressed with myself too.
Like I said I'm not a professional when it comes to welding, but there is a certain
pride that you can take in a job well done. A problem presented itself and we fixed it.
We could have gone and spend a thousand dollars and got a brand-new spooler. Saving some work,
maybe a bit of stress as we picked up that first bale after welding it, but for me having
a nice new shiny piece of equipment is not comparison to taking something that has been
here for years and making it work again. It doesn't need an upgrade, if we got a
new one it would be the exact same thing, so why not make this one work. Every time
we use it, we know its here because we put some sweat into it, skinned our knuckles and
lost a little sleep, on the flip side, if it breaks, we know why.
Thanks for coming along with me today as we got an almost essential tool back up and running
on the ranch. You guessed it, I am off to check cows again,
but I'm filled with a good energy from a job well done.
Speaking of energy, if you are ready for another give away from our Wyoming life, then make
sure you pop into our livestream on Thursday at 7pm mountain time. We will be giving away
some Our Wyoming Life merchandise, tshirts, coffee mugs, who knows what else to some lucky
attendees. You have to be there to win, so come see us
as we get a chance to sit down and talk face to face so to speak.
Those cows are calling my name, so I am off once again.
I hopefully will see you on Thursday but until then have a great week and thanks for joining
us in our Wyoming life.
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15 Dumbest Excuses People Gave For Breaking The Law - Duration: 7:01.
● When you do something wrong, sometimes you've just gotta hold your hands up and
admit that you messed up, or alternatively, you could think of an elaborate lie.
But what alibis would even the dumbest cop not believe?
Which celebrities have told tall tales to explain their crimes?
Here are the ridiculous excuses people gave for breaking the law.
15 - "I need this meth for my religion" ● When Oklahoma resident Lori Potarf was
pulled over by cops for a busted tail light, the police found remains of methamphetamines
and drug-taking paraphernalia in the car, as well as her passenger's heroin gear.
Outraged, Lori declared that she belonged to the Wicca religion and that it wasn't
against the law to possess meth if you were a believer in witchcraft.
As it turns out, it actually is... 14 - "It was my evil twin"
● A state worker in Indiana falsified data on her tax documents for eight years, claiming
to earn half of her actual salary so that she could avoid paying her dues and claim
additional benefits of fifteen thousand dollars..
When charged with welfare fraud, she claimed that her evil twin had stolen her identity
and was claiming the money for herself.
Prosecutors found no evidence of any twin sister, evil or not.
13 - "My dog was driving that car" ● After leading the police on a high-speed
car chase and crashing into a house, Reliford Cooper the Third was eventually apprehended
by the authorities.
Smelling strongly of booze and weed, Cooper protested his innocence, saying that it was
actually his dog that had been driving the vehicle so recklessly.
The police found no sign of a dog, which either means Cooper was lying, or the pooch was smart
enough to make a clean getaway.
12 - "I shot him for walking with purpose" ● With nearly a thousand people killed by
police in the USA each year, sometimes you gotta be careful how you act when the cops
are out.
In 2015, civilian Ryan Bollinger was shot and killed by an officer who was sitting in
a patrol car.
The officer claimed that she felt under threat because Bollinger had "walked with purpose"
towards her.
So remember, next time you walk anywhere in America, make sure it's without purpose.
11 - "The ouija board told me to" ● In 1990, six American intelligence analysts
at an NSA spy centre in West Germany deserted their post.
They were found five days later near Florida in an apartment with $4000 in cash.
The men were taken in and interrogated by counter-intelligence, as they knew a lot of
sensitive information.
But the reason they gave for running to Florida was that a Oujia board had told them to seek
out alien visitors and also to kill the antichrist.
Classic military intelligence.
10 - "I was giving the prostitute a lift" ● In 1997, police watched as a twenty-year-old
transgender sex worker stepped into a large SUV on the West Hollywood strip at four in
the morning . Officers followed the SUV and when they pulled the vehicle over, they realised
that the driver was superstar comedian and actor Eddie Murphy.
Murphy claimed he had seen the girl in distress and was offering her a ride home out of the
kindness of his heart.
9 - "I forgot I was holding a gun" ● A 42 year old man was arrested near Manchester,
UK, for threatening two young girls with a pistol.
The man had been waving a replica BB gun in his hand, saying he would blow their brains
out.
Police arrived to arrest the man who admitted to the charge, perhaps not aware of how serious
this is in the UK.
He soon changed his story saying that he was so caught up in his anger that he had forgotten
he was even holding a weapon.
8 - "I assaulted her in my sleep" ● A woman in Toronto woke up on a sofa after
a heavy party and found 33-year old Jan Luedecker on top of her.
She threw him off and he hit the ground, seemingly waking up.
With his client accused of rape, Luedecker's lawyer stated that the man suffered from 'parasomnia',
a condition where people do unusual things in their sleep, including apparently putting
on a condom and having sex with an unconscious woman.
7 - "I'm a werewolf" ● Shortly after midnight, police in Lorain
County, Ohio received a call about dangerous, drunken behaviour from a 20-year old at a
campground.
Police arrived to find Thomas Stroup passed out on the ground after drinking a bottle
of vodka and picking fights with his friends and some dogs.
As he was taken to jail for underage drinking, the boy apologised, saying he sometimes went
on rampages after he had been scratched by a wolf some time ago.
6 - "I was preparing for a role" ● During a rough phase back in 2001, actress
and star of Stranger Things Winona Ryder was caught by security stealing five thousand
dollars worth of jewellery and accessories from a Beverly Hills store.
When police arrived, Ryder claimed that she was researching for the role of a kleptomaniac
in a movie, and needed to know what it felt like to steal.
A court decided to show her what it felt like to do 500 hours of community service.
5 - "Joan of Arc made me do it" ● In 2014, a man in a Wisconsin branch of
Starbucks started harassing employees and customers before being escorted outside, where
he then picked up a large chunk of concrete and smashed the coffee shop windows.
Charged with endangering safety and property damage, the man claimed he had been told to
do it by Joan of Arc.
As we all know, The Fifteenth Century French saint famously hated pumpkin-spiced lattes.
4 - "I'm an elf" ● Robert Boyd of Belfast, Northern Ireland,
was accused of holding up a lingerie store and stealing 250 pounds-worth of bras, panties
and suspenders.
The prosecution claimed he was stealing them as a gift for his wife, but Boyd's lawyer
claimed that the man was trapped in the character he had been roleplaying for the table-top
game Shadowrun.
Boyd had supposedly blurred fantasy and reality, believing himself to be a criminal elf, who
carried a magic sword.
3 - "My cat downloaded child porn" ● We all know that cats can be assholes
sometimes, scratching your furniture, leaving hair everywhere and also, apparently, downloading
graphic child pornography.
This was the defence of Florida resident Keith Griffin, who claimed that his foul-minded
feline had a habit of sitting on the keyboard, and so had accidentally saved over one thousand
images onto his PC.
Griffin was given twelve years, but the depraved cat remains at large.
2 - "The prostitute was helping me buy tomatoes" ● British West Midlands police spotted a
known sex worker in the car of man who was taking out cash from an ATM at the time.
When questioned, the man said that the woman had promised to show him where to buy some
tomatoes, and that was what the money was for.
While it might be true that sex workers are experts on fresh produce, neither the police
nor the courts bought his lame excuse, and he was fined for soliciting.
1 - "I wasn't drunk riding" ● Tracy Ellenburg of South Carolina was
enjoying a nice horse ride down the street when someone called the cops on her.
She was going down the middle of the road and barely able to stay on the animal because
she had consumed a six pack of beer before stealing the steed to ride to her boyfriend's
house.
Ellenburg's defence was that she was not drunk - it was, in fact, the horse who was
drunk.
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Make Your Own Borders With Ag Leader - Duration: 6:43.
welcome back to the rest of the story I'm gonna run over this monitor for you
really quick some of you guys can actually see it this is what we use to
run the boundaries for our fields here just lately the boundaries are all done
but I was gonna do a quick demonstration for you because all this has to come out
we had our custom aid stand the modem for the RTK the display we want to start
checking fence and quite honestly I don't want to have this this whole setup
in the Gator when we're going around through the pastures and bouncing all
over the place so simply put I'm just gonna give you a quick rundown what it
takes do boundaries for those of you the pricing we do this last year this is
just going to be a recap those of you that have subscribed in the last 12
months this should be something new for you I don't really think we've just
really gone over it too much but this is an AG leader maunder we are running our
TK right now we are at 2 inches the ass active estimated error if you guys can
see that is approximately two inches and the longer you're running this and
throughout the day that'll get down to less than one inch
I literally just turned it on so it's still gonna have a little bit error but
that will gradually improve hopefully about it for this demonstration it
really isn't going to matter but all I got to do I'm gonna do the boundaries on
this top strip right here it's really straightforward all you got to do is go
to field go to boundary go to new boundary you got outer inner and then
the region type is unselectable but what you can do is when you're doing just the
outside boundary of the field and you got waterways or something you
outline the outside of the field first then you go back through and you make
inside inner boundaries individual into individual boundaries to the waterways
but for this is purely going to be just an outside boundary so you know being
figure out how many acres are all right there I'm as far as the boundary offset
goes we are going currently the centerline of the machine is where the
the RTK globe is and that's in the center of the machine to offset it you
go well I'm you measured it and it's 2 feet from the side of the Gator that is
handy when well we were running some of these boundaries and it's little wet
muddy out and that comes in handy when you're doing like waterways and you
don't want to go into the field and throw a mud all over the place so apps
off something like that allows you just keep the Machine in the center of the
field or in the waterway on the grass where it isn't quite somebody because
like on the chiseled ground the being ground is fine but you know how much
your chisel ground out here right now something else that also comes in handy
far is when you're going along the fence rows it allows you to get your boundary
out to the edge of the field as opposed to being offset two feet inward because
obviously a machine we're in or not allowed or not gonna be able to drive to
the fence row I mean I guess you could if you didn't own the machine you really
didn't care if you had to go back and fix fence but
so I'm gonna move up to the edge of the field it goes in this screen right now
as soon as I hit that green checkmark it's gonna start drawing a boundary for
me
so I'm just gonna pull up
on the edge of the field I'm gonna hit okay now if you watch
you can see the arrow that is going to start
all right now that I do the field you can see the outline of it I'm gonna go
over here and hit the stop button and then it'll give you the option to save
the boundary and that'll give you the total save field area that is not that
individual strip that is everything that's outlined overall if you want to
know how many acres are in any particular strip you go through and you
select the strips like what I just did you select this and it outlines it in a
dark line and that is six point zero seven acres comes in pretty handy you
say you can go and select the other strips but really handy when you're
trying to figure out how many acres you have in any particular piece of ground I
did that helping friend out he had exactly that problem you want to know
approximately how many acres he had and that's what we ended up doing we just
figured out the DDI outside boundary and everything and that's all he really
needed so with that I hope you guys enjoyed the little rundown of this but
on to the next thing so yeah Inka rocking wants to get going too so take
care take it easy keep in touch
you
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BREAKING: They Just Made It Official! Every Anti Marcher Is About To RIOT! - Duration: 5:44.
BREAKING: They Just Made It Official!
Every Anti-Gun Marcher Is About To RIOT!
Misguided teenagers were being used as pawns in a Democrat chess move pushing an anti-gun
agenda ,at the March For Our Lives while the Iowa Senate passed a striking resolution that
could change their constitution ,and send anti-gun agenda pushers into a mass frenzy.
After seeing what Iowa just voted on and passed by a staggering 54 42 vote, it's shocking
to see that the Democrats in the state haven't begun rioting yet.
That's perhaps because people are too busy worrying about what teens like David Hogg
and Emma Gonzalez are up to with their shenanigans ,and puppetry perpetrated by the Democrats
who pay for things like busses and travel expenses for people to appear at the protest
against guns.
Meanwhile, in other locations, people were actually getting real things done.
There was a very drastic exchange, and the result was a stunning victory for Republicans
who could now place a resolution to the "right to bear arms" ,on the Iowa constitution
and could be featured on a ballot in the November 2020 election.
There's plenty of legislation that needs to occur before anything is official.
However, the votes are in, and it's official thus far.
It will go to a second approval in 2019 or 2020.
The amendment will ensure that people have the absolute right to keep and bear arms.
This amendment will protect the second amendment and allow people to continue defending themselves
with self-defense weapons, guns for hunting, and even those who participate in gun ownership
as a hobby.
It will undoubtedly cause Democrats to get their feathers ruffled ,and sparked a massive
controversy if other states catch on and begin protecting the population by allowing them
to defend themselves from enemies ,and animals for those who live in extremely rural areas
which might have bears that like to sniff around.
The Des Moines Register reported more details on the proposed amendment: "Iowa is one
of only six states not to have language protecting ,a right to bear arms in its state constitution.
They also rejected implications by Democrats that the constitutional amendment could promote
gun violence.
"In the big majority of counties around the United States, there are no murders, or
maybe one in a given year.
In many, many counties around the United States, and those are a lot of rural areas, almost
everybody owns a firearm, but they don't murder people," said Sen. Julian Garrett,
R-Indianola.
"It is only in concentrated areas where we have these murders."
The resolution says: "The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.
The sovereign state of Iowa affirms and recognizes this right to be a fundamental individual
right.
Any and all restrictions of this right shall be subject to strict scrutiny."
Much of the debate focused on the "strict scrutiny" provisions.
Iowa would become only the fourth state to have the "strict scrutiny" requirements.
Some Democrats suggested the wording would add a higher standard in the courts that could
prevent lawmakers from requiring gun owners ,to have permits or undergo background checks,
or it could even allow Iowa gun owners to acquire machine guns.
Sen. Tony Bisignano, D-Des Moines, said he is baffled when he hears legislators talk
about the intentions, of the nation's Founding Fathers as though modern people knew what
they envisioned for firearms.
"Can you envision what arms will look like in 150 years?
What we have today for arms is beyond their imagination," Bisignano said.
Republicans suggested the strict scrutiny language was to provide guidance to the courts,
cautioning that some activist judges offer their own views when interpreting laws.
Sen. Brad Zaun, R-Urbandale, the resolution's floor manager, urged support for the measure.
"I trust the Iowa voter," he said.
"They are going to tell us if they don't like the language in front of us.
They are going to tell us how important their Second Amendment rights are."
The constitutional amendment is supported by the National Rifle Association, Iowa Firearms
Coalition, Iowa Minuteman Civil Defense Corps, and ABATE of Iowa.
The opponents include the the Iowa Annual Conference of the United Methodist Church,
the League of Women Voters of Iowa, and the Giffords, a gun violence prevention group
founded by former U.S. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and her husband, retired astronaut Mark Kelly.
This is not the first time Iowa Republicans have attempted to amend the state constitution
to include protections for the right to keep and bear arms.
A previous effort in 2012 would have used more expansive language that said "mandatory
licensing, registration, or special taxation as a condition of the exercise of (the right
to keep and bear arms) is prohibited."
That bill failed to advance in the Senate, which, at the time, was controlled by Democrats.
Both the House and Senate are now controlled by Republicans."
Republicans can expect big-name Democrats like Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi to voice
their opinion ,on this while the local leftists in Iowa cause an issue for the people who
wish to keep and bear arms.
There's reportedly over 300,000,000 guns in the country and the majority of the gun
owners and guns are not participants in a crime.
America has a people problem, and there's a lot of crimes committed without guns.
If America can convince people to follow the law, then we wouldn't be in any situation
where unknowledgeable teenagers are marching for things they know little about.
what do you think about this?
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That's Why You Should NEVER Wash Raw Chicken Before Cooking! - Duration: 3:14.
You Do you usually wash the chicken before cooking it?
Research has shown that 90% of American house and cooks usually wash
the chicken before cooking it.
This practice seems innocuous, unlike than many people think, can create risks for
Your health.
Chicken meat is an extremely rich in proteins, vitamins, minerals
and humidity.
These characteristics make the meat for the development of microorganisms,
if it is not properly stored and ideal cleaning conditions.
According to researchers at Drexel University, When we wash the chicken in the sink, we are placing
the entire environment at risk of contamination.
Water spills that have come into contact with with chicken skin can travel up to 50cm
for all directions.
These spatters can carry bacteria, have a chance of falling into clean dishes that
are drying in the sink, or in foods that are nearby, leading to contamination
crusade
Raw chicken meat may contain two bacteria common: salmonella and campylobacter,
which can cause from diarrhea to development of an autoimmune disease.
According to published studies, 47% of people who wash the chicken end up being affected
somehow by these bacteria.
It is important to remember that the bacterium present in raw chicken, will be eliminated when cooking.
But in the sink, no.
It can easily be transferred to dishes clean ones that are nearby and other foods
waiting for processing.
The subject is so serious that it made two universities the United States to launch the campaign "not
wash your chicken ".
In order to avoid this contamination, whenever fiddle with any raw product (vegetables,
beef, chicken or fish), take it all which is clean or ready to eat up close.
After handling with foods that have risk of contamination, just wash with water
hot or throw hot water on.
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Stupid driving mistakes #187 (March 2018 English subtitles) - Duration: 11:31.
talk about the hinge constant-velocity universal ball joint
Brake blyat!
pizdez? pizdez agree
Ukraine
yop tvoyu mat!
very slap badly
I like aggressive driving so much!
alarm! small red car Barbie threat!
satisfied?
no, I was standing still. nobody got hurt?
yourbunnywrote blyat!
road policeman regulates traffic
it upset me Yes
oh oh oho oh oho ho
yopt!
what happened?
banner inscription: I love fitness
where you run away! bitch!
pipe erection
like the movie "Final Destination" blyat!
Ukraine
Vietnam
Red light? it's time to go!
Mum, you dry clothes on the heating battery, so faster
ок
Mum!
blyat!
fucкing hell! fucкing hell!
need to call 911, call
it's good that there was no pedestrian
Oh God!
Silent Hill
Where? on the computer Ok, I'm currently shooting a video and will then work
drunk man stole a car
oh yourbunnywrote!
What the hell!
he is not sober
wait. hmm, we do not have free places for him
exit from the road. Turn right
ah so that your hair on your legs grew big!
lascivious dog!
lustful dog!
Wow!
stunned! ebat and wrote!
strong current of shit. Yes, I think it is not worthwhile to force this river by car
I've done this before. no, do not take risks
Location Kazakhstan
the bridge is not visible
shoot videos of idiots
oh, the fool, under the patronage yourbunnywrote!
is he a dumbass?
moron
he began to dive
fool blyaaat!
this is who is stupid? I need to know his name
he is carried away by the stream
yourbunnyninny blyat!
yourbunnyninny hey!
Why did you do that? yop tvoyu mat!
go quickly behind the tractor ! yop tvoyu mat!
The Hangover, Irkutsk version The man drank and walked around the city in this uniform
Then he entered the unlocked apartment, to people who did not know. While they were sleeping he took the car keys and the pot of the plant (no one knows why)
scattering the earth from the flower pot, he left a trace for himself
he stole the car with the keys and crashed
after which he threw the car and the police can not find him
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Cardi B Reveals Artwork and Release Date for Debut Album 'Invasion of Privacy' - Duration: 2:09.
What's up, guys?
Frazier here for Complex News.
Cardi B's fans have been patiently waiting for the "Bodak Yellow" rapper to release
her debut album for months now.
She first teased the project all the way back in September 2017 at the Made in America festival
when she said it would be out in October.
But since then, the album has been pushed back several times, with Cardi openly admitting
that she has felt "pressure" to deliver a solid debut.
The wait is finally almost over, though.
On Monday night, Cardi took to Instagram to share the cover art for her long-awaited first
album.
She also revealed that it will be called Invasion of Privacy, and she announced that it will
hit stores and the streaming sites on Friday, April 6.
This falls right in line with what Cardi said at the 2018 iHeartRadio Music Awards earlier
this month.
After performing a medley of hits at the show, she took the stage after winning the award
for Best New Artist and told all those in attendance that she was going to be releasing
her album in April.
So what do we know about the album?
Well, despite all of the speculation surrounding it over the course of the last five months,
Cardi has managed to keep a lot of the major details about the project under lock and key.
So while we know that it will likely feature her chart-topping hit, "Bodak Yellow,"
as well as her 21 Savage-assisted single, "Bartier Cardi," she hasn't revealed
much else in terms of guest appearances.
But if we had to guess, Cardi's fiancé Offset will likely show up on the album at
least once.
It also wouldn't be a surprise to see Migos on it, too.
Cardi has, unfortunately, shot down rumors about her possibly collaborating with Beyoncé
on the album, but that doesn't mean we won't see one or two other big-name guests pop up
on the project.
For example, Bruno Mars—who invited Cardi to join him on the North American leg of his
24K Magic World Tour—and Drake—who invited Cardi to perform at OVO Fest in Toronto last
year—are two artists who could end up with contributions on Cardi's debut.
Cardi has also kept quiet with regards to the producers who will appear on her project,
but we would be shocked if she didn't use the big budget attached to the album to call
on some of the bigger names.
JWhiteDidThat, who produced "Bodak Yellow," should almost certainly have some work on
the album, but we'd also expect to see names like Murda Beatz, 30 Roc, Metro Boomin, Zaytoven,
and others on it.
Cardi will likely share the tracklist for Invasion of Privacy at some point between
now and early next week, at which time we'll all be able to get a better feel for what
will actually appear on the album.
But for now, Cardi fans are simply satisfied knowing that the project is almost here.
It's been a long time coming, and regardless of how the album is ultimately received, it
will mark the culmination of one of the most memorable runs in recent rap history when
Cardi finally puts it out.
Stay tuned for additional details on it as we inch closer to its release.
That's the news for now, but for all of the latest news on Cardi B, subscribe to Complex
News on YouTube.
For Complex News, I'm Frazier.
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Cardi B Reveals Artwork and Release Date for Debut Album 'Invasion of Privacy' - Duration: 2:09.
What's up, guys?
Frazier here for Complex News.
Cardi B's fans have been patiently waiting for the "Bodak Yellow" rapper to release
her debut album for months now.
She first teased the project all the way back in September 2017 at the Made in America festival
when she said it would be out in October.
But since then, the album has been pushed back several times, with Cardi openly admitting
that she has felt "pressure" to deliver a solid debut.
The wait is finally almost over, though.
On Monday night, Cardi took to Instagram to share the cover art for her long-awaited first
album.
She also revealed that it will be called Invasion of Privacy, and she announced that it will
hit stores and the streaming sites on Friday, April 6.
This falls right in line with what Cardi said at the 2018 iHeartRadio Music Awards earlier
this month.
After performing a medley of hits at the show, she took the stage after winning the award
for Best New Artist and told all those in attendance that she was going to be releasing
her album in April.
So what do we know about the album?
Well, despite all of the speculation surrounding it over the course of the last five months,
Cardi has managed to keep a lot of the major details about the project under lock and key.
So while we know that it will likely feature her chart-topping hit, "Bodak Yellow,"
as well as her 21 Savage-assisted single, "Bartier Cardi," she hasn't revealed
much else in terms of guest appearances.
But if we had to guess, Cardi's fiancé Offset will likely show up on the album at
least once.
It also wouldn't be a surprise to see Migos on it, too.
Cardi has, unfortunately, shot down rumors about her possibly collaborating with Beyoncé
on the album, but that doesn't mean we won't see one or two other big-name guests pop up
on the project.
For example, Bruno Mars—who invited Cardi to join him on the North American leg of his
24K Magic World Tour—and Drake—who invited Cardi to perform at OVO Fest in Toronto last
year—are two artists who could end up with contributions on Cardi's debut.
Cardi has also kept quiet with regards to the producers who will appear on her project,
but we would be shocked if she didn't use the big budget attached to the album to call
on some of the bigger names.
JWhiteDidThat, who produced "Bodak Yellow," should almost certainly have some work on
the album, but we'd also expect to see names like Murda Beatz, 30 Roc, Metro Boomin, Zaytoven,
and others on it.
Cardi will likely share the tracklist for Invasion of Privacy at some point between
now and early next week, at which time we'll all be able to get a better feel for what
will actually appear on the album.
But for now, Cardi fans are simply satisfied knowing that the project is almost here.
It's been a long time coming, and regardless of how the album is ultimately received, it
will mark the culmination of one of the most memorable runs in recent rap history when
Cardi finally puts it out.
Stay tuned for additional details on it as we inch closer to its release.
That's the news for now, but for all of the latest news on Cardi B, subscribe to Complex
News on YouTube.
For Complex News, I'm Frazier.
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the last vlog of winter [cc]! - Duration: 6:10.
good morning today is Friday March 9th I thought that I would do a kind of like
week in my life as a college student type thing so i just woke up well like
I've been watching YouTube videos for bout an hour but I'm off to breakfast and I'm
gonna bring everything I need for the day because I don't plan on coming home
until after my second class my roommate came out of the bathroom so I took
advantage of the time that they were here to get dressed cuz walking in front
of other people is weird anyways so I packed up my bag and I'm gonna go get
breakfast and then I have my ancient world class and then I'm gonna hide out
in the library doing homework for a couple hours until I have my French
class and then I'm done with classes for the week
so today is Sunday I'm having a
super super bad weekend for chronic illness- chronic fatigue I've had
chronic fatigue for as long as I can remember and for me the best way for me
to describe it is it kind of feels like my body is both made of mud and just
full of mud like I'm very I'm sore that's mostly from practice yesterday
I'm very tired I have very bad brain fog I also just have no energy so I didn't
think I was gonna get anything done today but I have some stuff that I really
really need to get done as a chronically fatigued person one of my hardest things
is balancing knowing I need to rest and that if I try to do too much stuff it'll
use up my energy for later and having time-sensitive things and so today's
time-sensitive thing is I'm writing my resume this week I am working on adding
tags and captions to all of my videos I really want this channel to be
accessible I have auditory processing problems
because I have ADHD with that comes auditory processing problems so I've a
very hard time concentrating and also understanding myself when I speak when
I'm like going the caption thing I want my
channel to be accessible but also it takes a lot more energy for me than it
would be for like a non-disabled person
it is now Monday evening I have spent most of the
day in bed because I was having a day where my brain just felt like mud ah I
did a lot of video editing and posted a new video which is my like skincare
video and my hair was a not staying down cuz I sleep with it up in a ponytail um
so I just kind of went like full grunge my nails are technically technically red
um
but *laughs*
so today is face mask day i'm using a que Bella spiced latte
scrub and mud mask and I have no ideas and they can be a scrub and a mud mask
like I know what a scrub is I know what a mud mask is do I like massage my face
I don't know so well this is dryin I have to clean my room also I have to clean this
mirror because it is the single most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my
life right now it might look like I'm not wearing pants I am in fact wearing
pants they're just this is like a men's like extra extra large t-shirt and I
wear my- my shorts around like my waist
so update that that face mask was the second-worst face mask I've ever dad
first worst face mask I've ever done made my skin burn and I had to take it
off cuz I was crying that's it smelled so bad my town didn't
seem to get the memo that it's fucking March um I thought my flannel would be
warm enough I'm not warm enough also i look like I'm about to cry I
just have watery eyeballs our lake has melted
there's geese! they're cute
(Darren Criss as Hedwig, on laptop) ...to ask, how are we all doing??!
(cam) please don't, i look horrible
Christopher Hixon, 49. Aaron Feis, 37. Luke Hoyer, 15. Alaina Petty, 14
Jamie Gutenberg, 14. Martin Duque Anguiano, 14. Alyssa Alhadeff, 14. Helena Ramsey, 17
Scott Beigel, 35. Joaquin Oliver, 17. Cara Loughran, 14. Gina Montalto, 14
Alex Schachter, 14.
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THE BEST KODI BUILD 2018 WITH FREE KODI IPTV WORKING ON KODI 17.6 KRYPTON 🔥 DRAGON FIRE BUILD KODI - Duration: 13:09.
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Steamed Chalmburgers - Duration: 2:14.
Well Seymour I made it. This is going to be a terrible mistake, isn't it?
Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're edible.
Not really...
*GASP*
(lame Tourettes Guy exclamation)
IT'S FUCKING RAWWW!!
But... what if... I were to cook Superintendent Chalmers for mouth-watering hamburgers?
(Santa-style evil laughter)
Delightfully devilish, Seymour...
Uh-
Superintendent I was just...
Uh...
...Stretching my ASS on the windowsill!
Oh oh oh YEEES!
...icey.
(weird pleasure noises)
Why is there a rolling pin in your hands, Seymour?
GOOD LORD, WHAT IS-
*LOUD THUD*
*LOUD THUD* x2
(Santa-style evil laughter) Delightful...
Yeeeesss! (echoing 5 times for no reason at all)
*fire crackling like chalmnuts roasting over an open fire*
SEEEEMEEENNN!
Mmmm! Old family recipe.
(Suddenly arm is the size of a door)
I hope you're ready for mouthwatering Superintendent Chalmburgers!
*ear-rapey DUN DUN DUNNN*
Mmmmmm!
That's what I call steamed hams!
...And you call me steamed hams despite the fact I'm obviously grilled...
HOLY SHIT DID THAT BURGER JUST TALK TO ME ASDHURHUKDHFBKDJ
Why am I replying to a hamburger?
...I see.
*approaching police sirens*
SEYMOUR!
Noooo mother, it's just the Northern Lights...
(heavy pounding) OFFICER BILLY MAYS: YOU HAVE JUST 2 MINUTES TO COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!
(yawn the size of a large YouTuber's ego)
Well that was wonderful! Excuse me for one second...
🎵 fuck this shit I'm out 🎵
This part is for those who need my videos to include at least one dick joke.
Well that was wonderful! Good time was had by all. I'm erect!
Yes, I should be-
GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!?
A-raging boner-alis?
A-raging boner-alis?
Localized ENTIRELY within your pants?
Yes!
...May I see it? :O
...Yes!
I hope you're prepared for mouthwatering sausage! (unzips)
GOOG LOOL!
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Things Youtubers Say!!! - Duration: 3:01.
hey guys it's Hashtag Zoe. welcome back to my channel. so for today's video I'm gonna
be doing, things all youtubers say. hey guys what's up guys guys I have a secret
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honestly thank you so much I appreciate you guys so much no but honestly I do
but that's also a thing that youtubers say like you know what I mean just a
quick update on my life you guys are honestly the best fandom on
the internet like you guys are the best family ever I love you I honestly love
meeting you guys in real life like it's so cool to me to actually put faces to
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Personagens - Anna Ferretto | Websérie LGBT - Duration: 2:25.
Hey! I'm Vitória Neiva!
The actress who is representing Anna in Season Two of "Beyond Alice"!
Alice's ex-madwoman!
Alice's crazy ex-wife who keeps making hell in everyone's life!
That's it right!
Anna always had this privileged life,
she always had everything she wanted, the time she wanted,
and now she'll have to learn to deal with "no"!
And this Second Season is full of "no",
full of fights!
And we will see! Stay tuned to Linha Produções' Channel to know how she'll react to it!
Recording Process
So the recording process of "Beyond Alice" was very enriching!
Both personally and professionally!
I'm "from" theater.
I'm studying theater now at the Federal University of Minas Gerais,
I got mobility now for UFSC (Federal University of Santa Catarina).
And the theater for me was "being an actress",
and after this experience with audiovisual, it opened up my horizon a lot,
now I'm much more interested in direction,
direction of actors, art direction!
And now I watch movies looking at the cameras
and seeing "that move!", "look at this camera move, look at this move"!
So it was very good to
open the horizons, within the arts of the scene
and give me more possibilities of choice about what I want to do,
what career I want to pursue!
The process was incredible!
A production that is done only by women!
A huge representation on the independent circuit!
Lesbian representativeness too!
And that's it! I'm very happy with the result
I have not yet seen! I'm really looking forward to watching!
Expectations for the Second Season
Expectations for Season Two are
huge, big and my God I'm very anxious!
Ohhh director! Let's release this, please!
I'm crazy to watch!
Even because I already watched "Beyond Alice" before receiving the invitation
of Linha Produções to record the series!
So OMG!
I really want this to come out soon!
And that's it!
I hope you like it!
And that we can reach
a very large number of women!
And that they feel represented by the series!
Lesbian women this is for you!
We are together!
Peace in your heart! And HAUSH!
Paths open!
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Hearthstone Funny Plays 12 - Duration: 7:07.
what a heresy
what is going on?
is there Ice block?
WHAT?!
WHAAAAT!?
just... screw it...
guys, I don't know how to survive
I need to survive, to double pyro him
fuck man, this is not the Ice block
please
please no Ice block
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Why Stephen Curry's Injury RUINS The Warriors NBA Playoffs Hopes - Duration: 5:05.
The Warriors have been injury city and now Stephen Curry injured his knee and is out
for at least 3 weeks.
Even with 3 other All-Stars coming back, the Warriors are ruined without Curry.
But why?
What is up dudes, dudettes, ballers, players.
It's ya boi MJ.
Today I wanna talk about Why The Stephen Curry Injury RUINS The Warriors and their NBA playoff
hopes.
A lot of you reached out to me on instagram @MJ2K_ALLDAY so I appreciate all the support.
Let me know how far do you think the Warriors can go in the playoffs and will they win the
championship this year?
Alright, let's get into it.
I can't believe what has happened to the Warriors.
Curry kept dealing with ankle injuries.
Then Klay Thompson injured his right thumb.
Then Kevin Durant has an incomplete rib fracture.
Then Draymond Green injured someone else in the groin.
Wait, you mean to tell me Draymond got injured in the groin?
Then Draymond Green has a groin injury, which comes as karma for his kicking days.
Look Karma.
At one point, I thought the Warriors were exaggerating their injuries to get rest but
then Curry came back and injured his knee with an MCL sprain.
The earliest Curry could comeback is would be some time in the first round of the playoffs
and that's if everything goes smoothly.
While Kevin Durant might be the best player on the Warriors, Curry is the most important
player on the Warriors that makes the Warriors run.
Kevin Durant is a plus 5.9 per game while Curry is a plus 9.5.
Even if you think about the other All Stars, the Warriors net points per 100 possessions
with two All-Stars on the court and no Curry is plus 2.6, while the Warriors net points
per 100 possessions with Curry on the court is plus 14.7.
Basically, without Curry, the Warriors are no longer gods and are just a regular good
team in the West.
I've said this in the video about why Curry is the toughest player to guard and I'm
gonna say it again.
Curry causes every defender on the court to worry about where he is.
He has his own gravity, he's a freaking planet and his relentless off the ball movement
creates so much offense for the Warriors that doesn't show up in stats.
Now the Warriors might end up facing a team like the Thunder in the first round and you
best believe they need Curry to win.
Yes Kevin Durant is capable of leading a team to wins, but not having Curry makes the Warriors
very vulnerable.
There's a reason why KD got bounced so many times from the playoffs.
Instead of moving the ball more, the Warriors tend to isolate and it can work since they
have great players, but they are at their best with the ball moving.
Curry on the court also makes the game easier for everyone and that much is undeniable,
just like it's undeniable that these cases are nice with dope designs and worth a try
so check out Athletic Cases.
They got all the injured Warriors players, except Draymond kicking.
Let's say the Warriors get by the first round.
Even if Curry comes back, he won't be at full strength.
Stephen Curry never recovered fully in the playoffs from the 2016 knee sprain he had
and he came back around the same time.
Throughout the playoffs, Curry was noticeably less effective and that possibly cost them
a championship.
This sprain is grade 2 which is one higher grade than the one in the past which means
it's worse.
That means that it's gonna be even harder for Curry to get back into the flow of things.
KD, Klay, and Dre can all get back into the swing of things since they are returning earlier
and their injuries are a bit less serious.
The West ain't a nice place either.
The Rockets at least look like they could challenge a fully healthy Warriors and with
this Curry injury, the Warriors are looking a lot weaker.
Honestly, if the Warriors had Curry, but not Kevin Durant, I would give them more of a
chance just because of the way the Warriors offense is designed.
No team should have to go through injury, but it's a reality.
This injury might have just ruined the Warriors and their NBA Playoff hopes.
But what do you think?
Do the Warriors win a championship after this Curry injury?
Will Curry comeback to full strength?
Let me know in the comments down below.
Drop a like if you liked this video and if you are excited for the NBA playoffs!
It's finally not a 2 team race like it was last year.
I gotta thank the ALLDAY community for the support so thank you.
I'm trying to use the community posts more to see what videos you wanna see so make sure
ya pay attention to that so your voice can be heard.
The instagram shout of the day goes to Demetrius Cromer and the ALLDAY notification squad shout
out goes to Jalen.
Thanks for the ALLDAY support.
Make sure to hit the bell for ALLDAY notifications and if you're not a sub, hit that subscribe
button to join the ALLDAY community for more fire content and ALLDAY support.
It's ya boi MJ.
We Out!
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I knew too much
Watch this what else can she say not much mr.
Gore said parrots learn words they hear, so I just have to keep talking to her and I want to make an epic parrot video
He's gonna be my web show superstars
Oh, my maybe it's best for my ears or your music teachers
Here is if we just leave Kiwi here. I guess that's true. Okay
Thanks, I'll be back after my lesson. I'm out. I'm out
Come on. Let's go play with Kiwi outside
I know this is just an average humid bet and your bets don't talk cats don't talk we watch
There's nothing to see here. That's just your average Amazon parrot
I'm talking feathers in your face all the time and let me just say if bird droppings are good luck
I'm the luckiest gargoyle in the world
And not just in my ways I'm actually stuck in this
Let me try that again
We're in a mess and it's quite intense with a gargoyle caught in a picket band could we pry her free?
This gargoyle problem is quite unique we can plaster
Maybe there's a chance that she could budge
Can't let a secret gorya like this I got it covered
Because I can't go anywhere
How's kiwi did she say any more words yet? I got to get some shots for my video. No nothing hear anything
Did you poppy yep, nothing?
muscles
So she must have vertigo is talking
This is gonna be
one
Fat cakes, I'll just banish, Gregoria from the fence, and she'll be unstuck easy
Made of stone a gargoyle she can we tried to get it right so
Am I gonna be stuck in this fist for ever I
Think the slime is ready
Ghosts the ghosts what a silly silly bird like I said, and that's all that really matters
The more slide the better
Right now the dust dust hopeless
Key, we must have heard those words somewhere
get me outta here I
Don't think so
Nevermind
He wants to help, but it's hopeless, but what about my brother? He knows something is going on
What if he comes outside and sees everybody deme go keep an eye on Edgar?
Easy there birdie
Alright, here's what we know stuck in this fence forever
since
That's it. There's a fence in the back
There aren't any monsters at all, but Kiwis been squawking about them all day. How long's did you learn the
Pole you could call for help we could call literal
Critters, how are we going to go to the?
Not on my watch he could get lost to hurt if he stays this small even the cobweb ball could roll right over him well
My newest patient can't be left alone this egg needs to be kept warm and rotated every few minutes
Looks like a quiet critter to me. Hi dr. Paquette. I'd like to help me with wolfies checkup me
Are you sure yep? I've got a fuzzy feeling you're great with critters. I won't move let's hit a howl
wolfy
Howl like it's a full moon
Using dr. P and what about dr. Demi we wouldn't be in this mess if it wasn't for dr.
Demi true, but I really do look haltingly radiant, and we now all we need is that potion and
What is it looks like I'm oh okay reverse grumpy gum serum, maybe we can use this on Gregoria
You know there's probably not enough in here
Look, No why don't we watch the egg for dr.?
Baquette while he goes back to Transylvania I can keep practicing my new critter Marian skills
Are you sure you can rotate Eric? If you need anything at all? I'm only a hole away
I'll be right back with the potion I
Just know I'm gonna be a good girl Ross, okay
first step rotate I
Like this little critter no fuss no Gipping. Don't slobber on my 16th century a
bandage
See good as new now time for the blanket
This is no ingredientes, man
I
Told you so but I told you
Who he did it
She hatched, and then she started flying and was really hungry. I wasn't sure what to do
I'm sorry. I didn't call sooner, but I promised you I could handle it. I am of course
Oh, just remember it's always okay to ask for help when you need it written Aryans
Vamping trip
It's okay come with us right, but I got you two, we're back there you guys are coming to
A weekend in the outdoors, surrounded by rocks
Thanks for inviting us to come camping by the way, we've never been before you're gonna. Love it
There's so much fun stuff for all of us to do together
Are you really looking forward to getting out there, and this is the perfect opportunity for me to get a picture of the?
Elusive Bigfoot, Bigfoot, he's kind of like a big ape who lives in the forest. No. It's ever taken ah
That ought to do it the perfect vamping setup for a good night's sleep
We can do it together, I'll show you how
I'm good. I'd rather sleep right-side up like I know why did you bring a garden gnome statue with you?
Oh, well, you know you want your campsite to feel just like home
great
And when the family returned home their house had been painted
Well I was making sure my food is ready to take that first picture of Bigfoot
He'll probably be out now that it starts. It is ghoulishly dad isn't it cool once?
I was hoping we could all stargaze together. It's a vamping tradition cheer up Vee
Let's show papi some thrive Sylvania
Constellations, okay? We'll show you
We just need to find a vamping activity that he'll like -
Of course not his name definitely isn't Bob and he definitely isn't
Out there in the forest
Grid if it spreads form that is only loose in the forest you guys go with Riaan copy to search in that direction
I'll go this way and Oksana will go that way everybody takes one of these first
Mom, we haven't seen Bigfoot yet. He's got to be around here somewhere
At the moment see
Anything they don't call me get it done. Dummy for nothing nobody calls you there has a nice ring to it, though
Well that's quite the story, I wish everyone could have been there to see Bigfoot though
I'm sorry thee I got so caught up in trying to catch Bigfoot, but I didn't do too much camping stuff. Oh
Do you want me to charge your phone in the car for you? Huh? No, I'm good. Thanks. Mom. Are you sure?
Over to the
Legend they Satan entire town from a pack of haunted weeds
It was a lot summer night and in you dear, but the haunted weeds were already creeping toward the castle
And that's why there's national heroes wow I can't wait to eat them
Frogs and fangs, they should be here at any minute. How do I look?
Saurus old chap
Encounter to meet you hey
I'm glad you're here Phoebe now. You have frankenz DC. I have witchy willow, but I left her at home. She comes with the sparkle
Ready
Well your parents are the greatest punches in Transylvania how cuz you'd be a terrible witch
You know I wasn't great at doing vampire things at first really
Yeah, it took me a long time to be able to transform
Not seeing a tail or whiskers boy
Did you tell what I was thinking like a ghost and see and now I am a ghost
This time for a garden meow, I guess I can do that
Have you got it witches are great it smells, maybe that's what you're good at
Do you really think so it's worth the try you can even put a spell on me turn this gargoyle into
The whole world oh we can fix it all you have to do is the reverse spell
Desmond analysis at you, why in the name of Dracula are they?
It was my fault. I was practicing my spell. I know you can do it
You are of course
We are you transformed in but we love you no matter how great or brave you are we love you for you
Thank you for dance. Yeah, we won't forget you either Phoebe
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