NOW WE'RE GOING TO GET RIGHT INTO THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION
NEWS.
JUST BRIGHTENS EVERY DAY, DOESN'T IT?
TODAY SCOTT PRUITT, THE NEW HEAD OF THE ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION
AGENCY WENT AGAINST THE ENTIRE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY BY SAYING
THAT CARBON DIOXIDE IS NOT A PRIMARY CONTRIBUTOR TO IMLOBBAL
WARM-- GLOBAL WARNING.
I WILL GO OUT ON A LIMB HERE AND SAY THAT THIS GUY MAY NOT BE THE
BEST CHOICE TO HEAD UP THE EPA, YES, BECAUSE --
(APPLAUSE) NOT ONLY, NOT ALL CAN HE NOT SEE
THE FOREST THROUGH THE TREES, HE WANTS TO CUT DOWN ALL THE TREES
AND BUILDS A CINNABON.
FOUR NEW JOBS, GUYS, FOUR NEW JOBS.
AFTER PRUITT'S STATEMENT ENVIRONMENTAL GROUPS ACTUALLY
AGREED THAT CARBON DIOXIDE ISN'T THE LEADING CREATOR OF
GREENHOUSE GASES ANY MORE.
IT'S ALL THE BULL [BLEEP] COMING OUT OF SCOTT PRUITT'S MOUTH.
THAT'S THE THING, BULL [BLEEP] IN OTHER RECENT ANNOINT
APPOINTMENT NEWS DONALD TRUMP ELECTED HIS AMBASSADOR TO RUSSIA
AND ITS FORMER UTAH GOV MER JON HUNTSMAN, PLEASE CONTROL YOUR
APPLAUSE.
(LAUGHTER) THIS IS GREAT NEWS FOR TRUMP.
HE FAINLLY HAS SOMEONE IN HIS ADMINISTRATION WHO IS ACTUALLY
SUPPOSED TO MEET WITH THE RUSSIANS.
(LAUGHTER) JON HUNTSMAN FIRST JOB AS
AMBASSADOR TO BE TO EXCHANGE GIFTS WITH HIS RUSSIAN
COUNTERPART AND THAT'S TOUGH.
BECAUSE WHAT DO YOU GIVE SOMEBODY WHO ALREADY GAVE YOU
THE WHITE HOUSE?
YOU CAN'T JUST HAND OVER AN EDIBLE ARRANGEMENT, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.
THE PEOPLE ARE REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS APPOINTMENT.
THERE IS EVEN GOING TO BE A MOVIE ABOUT JON HUNTSMAN JOINING
THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION.
IT'S CALLED SO WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN, COMING SOON TO AN IMAX
NEAR YOU.
(APPLAUSE) IN OTHER NEWS, WE THOUGHT THIS
STORY IS FUN.
DID YOU SEE THIS, IKEA JUST ANNOUNCED A NEW FURNITURE LINE
THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE EASIER TO ASSEMBLE THAN TRADITIONAL IKEA
PRODUCTS.
THIS NEW LINE REQUIRES NO TOOLS, BECAUSE IT SNAPS TOGETHER IN
MINUTES.
NOW USUALLY THE ONLY THING THAT SNAPS WHILE MAKING EYE HE CANA
FURNITURE IS ME TRYING TO BUILD IKEA FURNITURE, WHERE IS SLOT B!
BUT WHEN ARE YOU DESIGNING YOUR HOME, THIS SNAP TOGETHER
FURNITURE IS THE PERFECT WAY TO SAY BOTH I'M CHEAP AND NOT GOOD
WITH TOOLS.
(LAUGHTER) A REAL WIN-WIN.
BUT YOU DON'T NEED TOOLS ANY MORE BUT DON'T WORRY IN KEEPING
WITH THE TRADITIONAL EYE HE CANA EXPERIENCE THEY'RE GOING TO
INCLUDE A BUNCH OF EXTRA SCREWS YOU CAN WONDER ABOUT.
LIKE WAIT, IS THIS THE JORGEN SHLORGEN OR THE GLOCKEN
SCHTUBEEN, I DON'T KNOW.
FINALLY WE HAD TO TELL YOU ABOUT A NEW SMARTPHONE APP THAT IS
GETTING A LOT OF PRESS RIGHT NOW.
THE APP WHICH IS CALLED O-CAST ALLOWS USERS, THIS IS TRUE, IT
ALLOWS USERS TO LICK THEIR PHONES SIMULATING ORAL PLEASURE
THAT CAN THEN BE SENT VIA BLUETOOTH TO A PARTNER'S SEX
TOY.
I KNOW.
I KNOW.
AND YOU THOUGHT ITS WITH ANNOYING WHEN PEOPLE FACETIMED
IN PUBLIC.
BUT THIS IS GREAT FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE IN LONG DISTANCE
RELATIONSHIPS AND AS AN ADDED BONUS, IT CLEANS ALL THOSE
FINGER SMUJS OFF YOUR PHONE SCREEN.
BUT APPARENTLY PEOPLE REALLY USE THIS TO HAVE SEX.
AND IT'S EXACTLY AS WOULD YOU EXPECT.
MOST GUYS CAN'T FIND THE HOME BUTTON.
BUT I FEEL LIKE-- DID YOU JUST WHOOP, IS THAT YOUR HUSBAND?
BOYFRIEND?
BOYFRIEND?
SHE WENT WHOOP.
HE WENT-- (LAUGHTER)
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
(APPLAUSE) THE IDEA IS YOU SAW THAT THEY
JUST HAD A KISS.
IT WAS VERY MUCH TWO DIFFERENT ATTITUDES HAVING A KISS.
IT WAS ONE PERSON GOING I STILL LOVE YOU.
AN HIM GOING HMMMM, WE'RE GOING IT TALK ABOUT THIS LATER.
CAN YOU IMAGINE, YOU HAVE TO LICK, YOU HAVE TO LICK THE
PHONE.
AND IF YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT IT, THE PHONE THEN GOES THAT'S OKAY,
HONESTLY.
APP THEN LATER YOU HEAR IT VIBRATING BY ITSELF.
SHOULD WE HAVE A LOOK AND SEE WHO OUR GUESTS ARE ON THE SLOW
TONIGHT?
IN THE BLUE ROOM, HE'S AN EMMY WINNING LEGEND YOU KNOW FROM
ROSANNE, THE BIG LEBOWSKI, TEN CLOVERFIELD LANE AND SO SO MUCH
MORE.
WE ARE SO THRILLED HE IS HERE.
ONE OF THE BEST ACTORS ON THE PLANET PLRKS JOHN GOODMAN IS
HERE TONIGHT.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: THERE HE IS.
JOHN, WERE YOU JUST TRYING YOUR PHONE?
IS THAT WHAT IT WAS.
>> I HAD TO CLEAN IT UP A LITTLE BIT.
>> James: REALLY.
>> I WAS RELAXING BEFORE THE SHOW.
>> James: YOU WERE RELAXING BEFORE THE SHOW.
ARE YOU AWAY FROM YOUR WIFE, MAKES SENSE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: GET BACK TO IT.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: JOHN GOODMAN, EVERYBODY.
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