[1 year ago]
If you're getting this message,
it means you need to get your ass here!
I sent the maps weeks ago!
Getting all these barrels alone is getting lonely.
[Exit The Earthly]
I'm so stoked you guys found my secret island!
Yeah, that's great, but what about the waves?!
First you gotta meet Surf Sage,
then you can see what I see.
OK, let's go!
We gotta go meet the Surf Sage so he can bless you.
Then tomorrow you can sample these tasty waves.
Hey, Surf Sage, I brought some friends to meet you,
and I need to pick up more of that sweet, sweet island freakout juice.
Where do you get this stuff, Sage?
This stuff is magical!
You have come to a blessed place.
Free from the interruptions of modern chaos.
One that is filled with the ageless...
But, what about the waves?!
I might have figured you were a surfer
given your healthy physique and tan skin.
Leave the noise of traffic behind.
Turn off your pagers, man.
If it's waves that you desire,
it's waves that you shall see.
Tonight, as you sleep, leave your surfboards out,
facing the ocean,
that they may beckon the waves that you desire.
Leave them out.
Leave those boards out, dudes!
I can't believe you guys made it!
I called every day.
You must've been trippin' when you
found the secret puddle porthole!
[Music playing]
Drink this magic juice, man.
It'll put you in tune with the island's energy.
Drink tonight.
[Laughing]
And speak with your friends
about the water's glorious power.
I've been here for two weeks,
and whatever the Sage has told me has come to pass.
It's like living in two dreams at once.
His visions are beyond our comprehension.
Tomorrow the tubes will be tumbling,
but tonight,
we melt into the island.
[Laughing]
Tomorrow, look over the hill.
It's probably sunny.
You should probably look over the hill. It's sunny.
It's probably sunny.
Look at that wave!
Killer left!
Let's go get the boards!
Our sticks!
What the fudge, c**t!
Not again!
Someone's been stealing my boards every night!
Haole Time! is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
Hey, guys, you wouldn't know anything about some
stolen surfboards, would you?
It's cool if you guys have them or anything.
[crowd laughs]
What boards?!
What are you talking about?!
C'mon, man!
The waves are firing!
Hey, bra, you should've been here yesterday.
C'mon, man, whose got our boards?
I dunno.
You should probably check the other side of the hill.
It's probably Sonny.
Duuuuuuuude!
Look over the hill.
It's probably sunny.
I had a vision last night,
and the horse ghost told me the same thing.
[laugh track]
The island is trying to tell us that it's sunny
on the other side of the hill,
and that it will reveal who stole our boards!
Will the gang ever get their boards back?
Stay tuned to find out!
My whole life people have told me to stop.
Stop following your dreams.
But the more they tell me to stop,
the louder I'm gonna play.
When pushed to the brink,
a man will do anything to follow his passions.
And even if you cage a butterfly,
it still has to sing.
[Terrible jazz noises]
Can't Cage a Butterfly.
You suck!
Yo, what up, what up!
Kid Flipz Killa in the house!
AKA, Kid Flipz Alot.
Follow me on social media.
Subscribe to my YouTube channel.
Yo, just pulling up to the skate park now.
Where's the crew?!
Just got to the skate park.
Lookin' for the crew.
Kid Flipz headed to another skate park.
That's how I do it.
Hit one spot, hit another spot.
I'm a little bit worried about my bearings.
I've been getting a lot of comments, like:
YO!
DUDE!
YO!
All my subscribers out there,
you gonna TRIP when you see my new part.
Just been logging clips all week!
You gonna be like,
YO!
WHAT!
Gotta get some new bearings pretty soon.
YES!
Welcome back.
The gang found the puddle porthole and got
their asses to Ozzie's secret island psych fest.
They scored a fresh bottle of hectic nectar from the Surf Sage
who promised to bless them with epic surf.
Things got weird.
Their boards got lifted
and the horse ghost and these dudes
said the same thing about it being sunny
on the other side of the hill.
The ocean answers your call...
channels the emotion.
The ocean has a voice of its own.
It's the destiny.
It's preordained.
The horse ghost and the big scary guy
said the same thing.
We gotta get up the hill!
The Surf Sage's real name is Sonny.
I can't understand what you're saying, Maud.
I can't understand what you're saying.
The Surf Sage's name is Sonny.
I can't understand what you're saying, Maud.
The Sage took our boards.
We gotta go!
Stupid white boys.
Beautiful girl?!
Come here!
Beautiful girl!
Sucks about our boards being stolen, right?
The waves are firing.
It's kinda nice just sitting around
talkin' girl talk.
Just talkin' girl things!
Beautiful girl?!
Sucks about our boards getting stolen, right?
I told you, The Sage... his real name is Sonny
and I'm sure he stole our boards.
You're so funny, Maud.
Check out that flashing light!
Flashing lights, I see them!
Sick!
Look over the hill for the sun, that's it!
Oh, fudge, c*nt, it's gone!
What time is it?
I gotta go!
There it is again!
Dude, are you serious?!
You stole our boards?
Not cool, man!
You've been keeping everyone hopped up
on this delicious island freakout juice
just to steal our boards.
Oh, that?
That's just water.
WHAT?!
That's just ocean water.
I thought you were the Sage, man,
you're not even out grinding any of these
tasty island waves for dinner.
You're not even trying to smack those lips.
You act like you don't even wanna get pitted.
You're no Surf Sage.
I don't surf.
I'm from Arizona.
WHAT?!
Well, then why did you steal our boards?
I had to construct something seaworthy.
I gotta get back to the real world.
I happen to own the second biggest
go-kart track in Tucson.
If you don't surf, why you even here, man?
Well...
I was rippin' ass in my GX70 go-kart...
...and I was about to rooster-tail
into this bomb-ass puddle
and BAM!
I ended up stuck here in this godforsaken surf paradise.
And the worst part is,
I don't even know how long I've been here.
I can tell you guys love surfing.
It's obvious from those bulging pectoral muscles.
But, I'm wondering if you can do me a solid.
I just need a few more boards
so I can get myself back to Arizona.
WHAT?!
Hey!
What happened?!
Woah!
Sick raft!
Wait.
There's our boards!
[♫]
This stuff is magical.
[1 year later]
[Car horns sounding]
Hey, move it, surf turkey!
Ozzie, I had the most messed up dream last night.
That wasn't a dream...
That was a Volcom Team dream.
Because I'm the sole proprietor of the
second largest go-kart track in Tucson.
And I'm damn proud of it.
I had a vision last night
and the horse ghost told me the same thing.
Tomorrow,
look over the hill.
It's Sonny.
And one of you says,
"Should've been here yesterday."
That's his everyday line.
I'm still brushing.
You're just brushing the whole time.
My role is so important.
Well, then why did you steal our boards?
Emphasis on 'why?'
Well, then WHY did you steal our boards?
Dusty, you want to do it?!
Dusty, do it!
He wants to do it so badly.
You can just look at Quincy and say,
"Stupid white boys."
Stupid white boys.
Do it!
[Laughing]
In the surf...
it's the only way we have to integrate
ours paths and our desires
with the ultimate trajectory
of nature himself.
And leave those boards out, dudes!
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