Thứ Hai, 27 tháng 3, 2017

Youtube daily report Mar 27 2017

It's a tour story

it happened in Perth last year

I was here doing shows

I was bored, so I thought I'd I'd go shopping

And I thought it'd be nice to have a friend, a girl

to go shopping with.

So I messaged about

I dunno, 800 girls on Tinder.

'Who wants to come shopping?'

One legend wrote back, she's like I'll be there in 10.

I'm like fucking yes! I literally just wanted a girl to shop with.

That's all I wanted.

But it wouldn't hurt if she was, you know, like

a bit of a fox either. Wouldn't hurt.

Then she gets there, and I think she ate the fox.

But it was much worse for her cause I rock up <i><b><u><font color=#00000000></font></u></b></i> <i><b><u><font color=#00000000></font></u></b></i>

and she's like 'Holy Fuck is that Sid the Sloth from Ice Age?'

We catfished each other if you will.

And she was an awesome girl, we had a lot of fun shopping

so we thought we'd go to the beach.

Cause it was a beautiful hot Summer Perth day

35 degrees, not a cloud in the sky, we thought we'd go to the beach.

So we went back to my hotel room

to get my board shorts, and my towel.

And I sat down, and I got reall cbf

I was like, you know what? There is an awesome girl in my hotel room

I think it'd be rude if I didn't try something on her right now.

And I'm not a rude guy am I...

So this was my move, on the sunniest day of the year I got up

I walked to the window and I looked out

and I went 'ahhh weather's getting bad'

Wanna watch a movie? Could not have been less subtle

I might as well as said would you like some Netflix & Cock you know

It was like in high school, those high school parties,

house parties in high school you know

early high school when you wanted to kiss a girl you go up to them

and be like "hey, hey, you wanna go for a walk?"

"You wanna go for a walk?"

And she'll be like "why are you at this party? Aren't you a teacher?"

So it was not subtle at all.

She's got the laptop, she's sitting on my bed she gets to pick the movie

I'm very interested in seeing what she is going to pick

cause movie selection is very important in knowing if you're gonna be able to

try anything of not.

If it's too funny, you're laughing the whole time can't do anything.

I guess the laughter gets her ready for sex with me.

I make a lot of jokes

'Here comes the Aeroplane'

And if the movie's too good you actually wanna watch the movie.

What you want is a rom-com, that's ideal

Rom-com it's got that fun funny bit at the start then it gets all romantic & boring

and you're like 'what else can we do' you want a rom-com!

She goes and picks the movie 'Frozen'

the kids movie 'Frozen'

I'm not sure if this is her way of saying 'nothing's going to happen'

or she just fucking loved the movie.

Either way, I was gonna find out.

This was my next awkward move

5 minutes into the movie

I turned to her and I went

"Would it be weird if we made out to Frozen?"

She goes "yes very weird"

Well it's about to get weird....

And long story short, we fucked to Frozen

we fucked to the kids movie Frozen

I LET IT GO EVERYWHERE!

But not for too long though cause it's a good movie

I was like 'okay I'm done snowman's about to sing'

Then we watched the whole movie and the credits started going

this is where it gets kinda weird

credits were going and we started doing the sex again

and I may or may not have, reached my hand back to the laptop

and skipped it back to that very song 'Let It Go'

cause I thought it'd be funny having sex to that song

which it was for me

Maybe not for her

And it was a good session too a good session

at least a minute and a half long

two and a half positions I was fucking on point

I say that actually but she was actually a bit more hectic then what I was used to

she knew some shit I didn't even know about <i><b><u><font color=#00000000></font></u></b></i>

She was a hectic girl so it was a good session but it was like what the hell

And then it finished, she went to the bathroom to clean up or whatever

and I had time to reflect on that situation

I was like 'what sort of girl, goes shopping with a strange man from Tinder

at 2, and ends up fucking to a kids movie by 4?'

The best kind of girl.

I was in love and then we hung out for a bit longer and then

and then she had to leave

cause she had to pick up a friend

I had to get ready for my show anyway

and she left with the best leaving line I have ever heard in my life

You cannot leave a 1 night stand better then this I gaurentee it

This is a true story too that's how fucked this is

She walked to the door, she opens it we'll use this as the door okay

She opens it

she looks me dead in the eyes

she goes 'Hey if you wanna hang out later tonight let me know,

and I'll come back and eat your arse'

What the fuck is that??!

That stunned me but I still messaged her like 20 seconds later

I was like 'bring a spoon'

Now, this girl used to watch Frozen

with her Nieces & her Nephews.

Fair to say she can't anymore, it's been ruined for her.

It's been greatly improved for me

everytime I see a snowman now I'm fucking rock hard!

It's been ruined for her

now I'm wondering after hearing this story

have I just ruined the movie Frozen for all of you?

Will you be able to watch it and enjoy it for the movie it is?

Or every time you put it on will you think about this Shaved Big Bird

getting downnnnn

Will you be able to listen to the song

'Let it Go'

and enjoy it for the song it is

or will you think about this lanky man

letting it go...

Let's find out right now

Ohhhh

weather's getting bad

Wanna watch a movie?

Okay!

Now we're gonna do this from the girls point of view

have a listen to the lyrics

see if they're got a different meaning now

♪A kindom of isolation

That's her vagina.

♪ and it looks like, I'm the Queen

♪ the wind is howling like this

♪ swirling stom inside

♪ Couldn't keep it in heaven knows I tried

♪ Don't let them in don't let them see

♪ be the good girl you always have to be

♪ conceal don't fear don't let them know

♪ well know they know

♪ Let it go. Let it go.

♪ Can't hold it back anymore

♪Let it go. Let it go.

♪ Turn away and slame the door

♪ I don't care what they're going to say

♪ Let the storm rage on

♪ The cold never bothered me anyway

♪ It's funny how some distance

♪ Makes everything seem small

♪ And the fears that once controlled me

♪ Can't get to me at all

♪ It's time to see what I can do

♪ To test the limits and breakthrough

♪ No right no wrong no rules for me

♪ I'm free

♪ Let it go. Let it go.

♪ I'm one with the wind and sky

♪ Let it go. Let it go.

♪ You'll never see me cry!

♪ Here I stand, and here I stay

♪ Let the storm rage on

If you wanna hang out later tonight

let me know and I'll come back and eat your arse

♪ The cold never bothered me anyway

For more infomation >> Frenchy - The Frozen Story - Duration: 9:08.

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Book of James Bible Study - Part 6 - Enjoying Everyday Life - Duration: 28:33.

ANNOUNCER: THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM IS PAID FOR BY

THE FRIENDS AND PARTNERS OF JOYCE MEYER MINISTRIES.

ANNOUNCER: MAKE PLANS NOW TO SPEND YOUR FRIDAY AND SATURDAY

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[MUSIC]

ANNOUNCER: LAST WEEK ON "ENJOYING EVERYDAY LIFE,"

JOYCE BEGAN A STUDY IN THE BOOK OF JAMES.

ON TODAY'S PROGRAM, WE'LL CONTINUE IN JAMES CHAPTER 3,

SHARING EXAMPLES OF HOW JESUS CONTROLLED WHAT HE SAID.

HERE'S JOYCE.

JOYCE: JESUS WAS VERY CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT HE SAID.

AND I'VE GOT TWO SCRIPTURES IN PARTICULAR THAT I WANNA SHOW YOU

THAT I THINK ARE VERY INTERESTING.

JOHN 14:30.

IT WAS GETTING CLOSE TO THE TIME FOR JESUS' SUFFERING AND HIS

DEATH ON THE CROSS, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ALL HE MUST HAVE BEEN

GOING THROUGH INTERNALLY.

HOW MANY OF YOU AGREE WITH ME THAT WHEN YOU'RE GOING THROUGH

DIFFICULTY, WHEN YOU'RE HURTING, THAT'S THE MOST DIFFICULT TIME

TO NOT SAY SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULDN'T BE SAYING?

AND JESUS TOLD HIS DISCIPLES, "I WILL NOT TALK WITH YOU MUCH

MORE, FOR THE PRINCE, THE (EVIL GENIUS, THE RULER)

OF THE WORLD IS COMING.

AND HE HAS NO CLAIM ON ME.

[HE HAS NOTHING IN COMMON WITH ME; THERE IS NOTHING IN ME THAT

BELONGS TO HIM, AND HE HAS NO POWER OVER ME.]"

SO, IT SEEMS TO ME THAT JESUS IS SAYING TO HIS

DISCIPLES, "NOW LOOK, I'M COMING INTO A DIFFICULT TIME, GONNA BE

UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE, GONNA BE GOING THROUGH A LOT.

AND RIGHT NOW, SATAN HAS NO PART IN ME.

HE HAS NO POWER OVER ME.

AND I'M GONNA NEED TO BE QUIETER NOW BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO GIVE

HIM ANY POWER OVER ME OR OPEN ANY DOOR FOR HIM TO GET INTO

AND WREAK HAVOC IN MY LIFE."

ISAIAH 53:7, I OFTEN WONDERED WHAT THIS MEANT AND NOW I KNOW.

"HE WAS OPPRESSED, [YET WHEN] HE WAS AFFLICTED, HE WAS SUBMISSIVE

AND OPENED NOT HIS MOUTH."

COME ON, LET'S READ IT AGAIN.

"WHEN HE WAS OPPRESSED, [YET WHEN] HE WAS AFFLICTED, HE WAS

SUBMISSIVE AND OPENED NOT HIS MOUTH; LIKE A LAMB THAT IS LED

TO THE SLAUGHTER, AND AS A SHEEP BEFORE HER SHEARERS IS DUMB,

SO HE OPENED NOT HIS MOUTH."

YOU KNOW THE OLD SAYING, IF YOU CAN'T SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE,

JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL?

WELL, WE COULD ALL USE A LITTLE BIT OF THAT.

DURING THE 6 AGONIZING HOURS THAT JESUS WAS ON THE CROSS,

HE ONLY SPOKE 7 TIMES, 7 TIMES IN 6 HOURS.

AND IT TOTALED 41 WORDS IN GREEK AND 58 IF IT'S TRANSLATED

INTO ENGLISH.

IT TOOK APPROXIMATELY 1 MINUTE FOR HIM TO MAKE THESE

7 STATEMENTS SO THAT MEANS THAT FOR THE OTHER

5 HOURS AND 59 MINUTES HE WAS ON THE CROSS,

HE WAS TOTALLY SILENT.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: I TELL YA WHAT, I THINK I WOULD HAVE HAD A LOT

MORE TO SAY THAN SEVEN THINGS.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: AMEN?

DO YOU FIND IT DIFFICULT WHEN YOU'RE ACCUSED TO JUST STAND

THERE AND NOT TRY TO DEFEND YOURSELF?

BOY, I DO.

I'M STILL WORKIN' WITH GOD ON THAT ONE.

WE WANT TO DEFEND OURSELVES.

WE WANT TO CONVINCE PEOPLE THAT WE'RE GOOD, THAT WE'RE NOT WHAT

THEY THINK WE ARE, THAT THEY'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG ABOUT US.

BUT YOU SEE, JESUS DIDN'T CARE ABOUT HIS REPUTATION.

HE LET GOD TAKE CARE OF THAT.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: AMEN?

COME ON, SOME OF YOU ARE IN A MESS LIKE THAT RIGHT NOW.

YOU'RE BEING ACCUSED OF THINGS YOU DIDN'T DO.

YOUR REPUTATION'S ON THE LINE.

SOME PEOPLE ARE THINKING BAD THINGS ABOUT YOU AND WHAT

THEY'RE THINKING IS NOT EVEN TRUE.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET INTO TRYING TO DEFEND YOURSELF.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO TRY AND CONVINCE THEM THAT YOU'RE GOOD

AND THAT YOU DIDN'T DO WHAT THEY THINK YOU DID.

JUST KEEP QUIET, SERVE GOD, AND LET GOD TAKE CARE

YOUR REPUTATION.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: AMEN?

CAN WE RESPOND TO ACCUSATION THE WAY JESUS DID?

VERY OFTEN, HE DIDN'T ANSWER HIS ACCUSERS AT ALL.

THEY MUST HAVE THOUGHT HE WAS ONE UNIQUE GUY.

LUKE 23:9 AND 10, "SO HEROD ASKED HIM MANY QUESTIONS,

AND HE MADE NO REPLY."

YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES THE THINGS THAT PEOPLE SAY ARE SO STUPID,

THEY DON'T EVEN WARRANT AN ANSWER.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: REALLY.

AND I MEAN I REALIZE IN A CERTAIN SITUATION WITH A CERTAIN

PERSON THAT I DEAL WITH, I KIND OF GET INTO THAT BANTERING BACK

AND FORTH THAT IT JUST GETS REALLY STUPID, YOU KNOW?

AND I THOUGHT RECENTLY, WHY AM I EVEN BOTHERING TO ANSWER?

THAT DOES NOT EVEN DIGNIFY ME MAKING THE EFFORT TO ANSWER YOU.

AND I THINK SOMETIMES IF WE WOULD KEEP QUIET, GOD COULD

BRING CONVICTION.

DID YOU HEAR ME?

IF WE WOULD KEEP QUIET, GOD COULD BRING CONVICTION.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: DON'T ARGUE WITH PEOPLE ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP

WITH GOD TRYING TO CONVINCE THEM TO BELIEVE.

YOU CAN'T MAKE SOMEBODY LOVE JESUS.

YOU CAN TELL THEM, BE A GOOD EXAMPLE, AND JUST ZIP YOUR LIP.

YOU CAN'T WIN EVERYBODY WITH WORDS.

A LOT OF PEOPLE YOU GOTTA WIN JUST BY BEING A GOOD EXAMPLE IN

FRONT OF THEM FOR A LONG...

COME ON, FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.

THE BIBLE TEACHES US THAT WE NEED TO BE LONG SUFFERING.

WELL, IT'S NOT LONG SUFFERING.

IT'S LOOONG SUFFERING.

"MEANWHILE, THE CHIEF PRIEST AND THE SCRIBES STOOD BY, CONTINUING

VEHEMENTLY AND VIOLENTLY TO ACCUSE HIM."

AND JESUS JUST STOOD THERE AND SAID NOTHING.

MARK 14:60 AND 61, "AND THE HIGH PRIEST

STOOD UP IN THE MIDST AND ASKED JESUS, HAVE YOU NOT EVEN

ONE ANSWER TO MAKE [ABOUT WHAT]

THESE [MEN] ARE TESTIFYING AGAINST YOU?

BUT HE KEPT STILL AND HE DID NOT ANSWER AT ALL."

YOU KNOW, WE WOULD BE WISE TO FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF JAMES THAT

WE READ THIS MORNING IN JAMES 1:19, "UNDERSTAND [THIS],

MY BELOVED BRETHREN.

BE QUICK TO HEAR [A READY LISTENER], SLOW TO SPEAK,

SLOW TO TAKE OFFENSE AND TO GET ANGRY."

HOW MANY OF YOU SAY A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN YOU SHOULD SAY ON

QUITE A FEW OCCASIONS IN YOUR LIFE?

THAT'S ALMOST EVERYBODY.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: DAVE DIDN'T RAISE HIS HAND BUT--

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: YOU NEED TO GET YOURS UP THERE TOO, CHARLIE.

SOMETIMES YOU--

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: HA, HA.

BEING ABLE TO CONTROL WHAT WE SAY IS A SIGN OF SPIRITUAL

MATURITY AND IT'S PROBABLY ONE OF THE NUMBER-ONE SIGNS

OF SPIRITUAL MATURITY.

TO GO THROUGH A DIFFICULT TIME AND NOT COMPLAIN--

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: SEE, THAT HURT JUST HEARING IT, DIDN'T IT?

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT.

[GROANING]

I MEAN, JUST, YOU KNOW, JUST TO GET THROUGH ANYTHING THAT'S

CHALLENGING AND NOT COMPLAIN.

I KNOW A FEW PEOPLE THAT HAVE GOT IT MASTERED.

I'M STILL ON MY WAY BECAUSE I'M VERY VERBAL.

MY GREATEST GIFT IS IN MY MOUTH BUT IT HAS ALSO BEEN ONE OF MY

GREATEST PROBLEMS.

SO, IF YOU DON'T NEED THIS TONIGHT, I'LL JUST PREACH TO

MYSELF 'CAUSE I'M ENJOYING IT QUITE A BIT.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: 1 CORINTHIANS CHAPTER 3, AND VERSE 1.

THIS IS A VERY INTERESTING THING THAT PAUL SAID.

"HOWEVER, BRETHREN, I COULD NOT TALK TO YOU AS TO SPIRITUAL

[MEN], BUT AS TO NONSPIRITUAL MEN [MEN OF THE FLESH, IN WHOM

THE CARNAL NATURE PREDOMINATES], I HAD TO TALK TO YOU AS MERE

INFANTS [IN THE NEW LIFE] IN CHRIST [UNABLE TO TALK YET!]."

NOW, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

OBVIOUSLY, THEY CAN TALK BUT HE'S SAYING, "I CAN LOCATE YOUR

LEVEL OF SPIRITUALITY AND I KNOW FROM LISTENING TO YOU THAT I

CAN'T REALLY FEED YOU THE MEAT OF THE WORD YET BECAUSE

YOU'RE STILL UNSPIRITUAL."

AND THEN HE GOES ON TO TALK ABOUT HOW THEY'RE ARGUING WITH

EACH OTHER, AND HAVING STRIFE WITH EACH OTHER, AND ALL THESE

DIFFERENT THINGS THAT WE LET GO ON.

NOW, AFTER WE TALK HERE JUST A FEW MORE MINUTES ABOUT

EVERYTHING THAT PAUL HAD TO SAY ABOUT THE MOUTH, WE'RE GONNA

SPEND A GOOD PART OF TIME TONIGHT TALKING ABOUT WHAT

TRUE WISDOM IS.

AND YOU'LL FIND THAT THE FIRST FACET OF TRUE GODLY WISDOM IS TO

BE PEACEFUL, TO BE PEACE LOVING AND TO BE PEACEFUL.

AND THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE IF WE DON'T LEARN SOME MEASURE

OF CONTROL OVER OUR WORDS.

HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE HAD A FAIR AMOUNT OF TEACHING ABOUT

THE POWER OF YOUR WORDS?

OKAY, HOW MANY OF YOU, THIS IS KIND OF NEW?

YOU'RE JUST LIKE, "I HAVEN'T REALLY HEARD THAT MUCH OF THIS."

LET'S SEE IF THAT'S THE CASE, YOU HAVEN'T REALLY HEARD THAT

MUCH OF THIS.

SO, IT WAS QUITE A FEW PEOPLE THAT ARE JUST LIKE... SEE?

COME ON, DON'T BE LIKE DOWN HERE.

I CAN'T SEE DOWN IN YOUR LAP.

I WANT TO--YOU KNOW?

WELL, I WANT YOU TO KNOW SOMETHING.

YOU NEED TO LISTEN WITH BOTH OF THE EARS ON YOUR HEAD AND BOTH

OF EARS IN YOUR SPIRIT BECAUSE THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT

WORD OF GOD FOR YOUR LIFE.

SOME OF YOU CAN TURN THINGS AROUND IN YOUR MARRIAGE

IF YOU'LL CHANGE THE THINGS THAT YOU SAY.

SOME OF YOU CAN CHANGE THINGS WITH YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR

CHILDREN IF YOU'LL CHANGE THINGS THAT YOU SAY.

SOME OF YOU CAN BE PROMOTED ON YOUR JOB IF YOU'LL CHANGE

THE WAY YOU TALK.

DON'T SIT AT THE LUNCH TABLE AND COMPLAIN AND MURMUR ABOUT--WITH

EVERYBODY ELSE ABOUT THE PLACE WHERE YOU WORK.

THANK GOD YOU'VE GOT A JOB AND IF YOU'RE NOT HAPPY WITH IT,

SOMEBODY ELSE WHO DOESN'T HAVE ONE WILL PROBABLY TAKE IT.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: THAT DOESN'T MEAN MAYBE YOU'RE BEING TREATED

GREAT.

THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU MIGHT NOT NEED A BETTER JOB OR YOU

MIGHT NOT WANT TO GET ANOTHER JOB BUT WHILE YOU'RE AT THE ONE

WHERE YOU'RE AT, BEHAVE.

AMEN?

"OUT OF THE SAME MOUTH COME FORTH BLESSING AND CURSING.

MY BRETHREN, THESE THINGS OUGHT NOT TO BE SO."

LET'S SHOW SOME SPIRITUAL MATURITY BY SAYING RIGHT THINGS.

YOU CAN LEARN SO MUCH ABOUT YOURSELF AND I CAN LEARN SO MUCH

ABOUT MYSELF.

YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES IF I HEAR MYSELF SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT

SOMEBODY ELSE THAT I THINK I LOVE, I HAVE TO ASK MYSELF,

WHAT'S IN THERE?

WHAT'S IN ME THAT BROUGHT THAT OUT?

BECAUSE THE WORD OF GOD SAYS THAT IT'S WHAT'S IN OUR HEART

THAT COMES OUT OF OUR MOUTHS.

WORDS ARE SO, SO, SO POWERFUL.

THERE'S SO MANY MORE THINGS THAT I COULD SHARE WITH YOU

BUT I WANT TO GO ON TO JAMES CHAPTER 3, VERSE 13,

AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE TRUE FRUIT OF WISDOM

BECAUSE A WISE MAN OR A WISE WOMAN WILL ALSO BE VERY

CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT THEY SAY.

LET ME JUST TAKE A LITTLE QUICK SURVEY AND ASK A QUESTION.

HOW MANY OF YOU--WE'LL JUST PICK ON THE LADIES FOR A MINUTE.

HOW MANY OF YOU THINK THAT YOU COULD CHANGE THE ATMOSPHERE IN

YOUR HOME BY CHANGING SOME OF THE THINGS YOU SAY?

UH-OH, WOW.

LOOK AT THAT.

WELL, WE'RE GONNA GET A LOT OF GOOD FRUIT OUT OF THIS

MESSAGE.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: HOW MANY OF YOU MEN THINK YOU COULD CHANGE THE--NO,

WAIT A MINUTE.

HOW MANY OF YOU MEN THINK THAT YOU COULD HAVE A MUCH HAPPIER

WIFE IF YOU TALKED TO HER A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY?

DAVE?

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: DO NOT SIT THERE LIKE A BLOCK OF WOOD.

YOU AND MIKE ARE BOTH JUST SITTING THERE LIKE--

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: NO, I HAVE TO SAY MY HUSBAND IS SO POSITIVE.

AND EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE WHEN I WANT TO BE NEGATIVE, HE WON'T BE

NEGATIVE WITH ME, IT'S ANNOYING.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: AMEN?

IF I'M IN A MOOD TO HAVE A FIT AND HE'S JUST GONNA TELL ME

EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE WONDERFUL, I'M JUST LIKE--WELL, YOU KNOW

WHAT I MEAN.

YOU CAN CHANGE THINGS JUST BY HOW YOU TALK.

"WELL, BLESS GOD."

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: "WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE MY RESPONSIBILITY?"

WELL, LET ME JUST SAY THIS, WHOEVER DOES THE RIGHT THING

FIRST IS THE MOST POWERFUL PERSON.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: WHOEVER DOES THE RIGHT THING FIRST IS THE MOST POWERFUL

PERSON.

NOW, WISDOM IS TO BE SOUGHT AFTER.

AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO GET INTO PROVERBS BUT, BOY, PROVERBS

IS SO POWERFUL ABOUT WISDOM.

IT'S REALLY THE BEGINNING OF A BLESSED LIFE.

AND IF YOU DEFINE WISDOM, I'VE HEARD IT SAID THAT IT'S THE

PROPER USE OF KNOWLEDGE, WHICH THAT'S VERY TRUE BECAUSE IT

DOESN'T DO US ANY GOOD TO KNOW ANYTHING IF WE DON'T USE IT

PROPERLY.

SOMETIMES PEOPLE HAVE GOT SO MUCH KNOWLEDGE THAT IT ACTUALLY

STEALS THEIR FAITH AND CAUSES ALL KINDS OF PROBLEMS IN

RELATIONSHIPS.

BUT I HAVE MY OWN LITTLE DEFINITION OF WISDOM AND I THINK

IT'S FAIRLY ACCURATE AND SO I'LL JUST GIVE YOU WHAT I THINK

WISDOM IS.

I THINK WISDOM IS TO DO NOW WHAT YOU'LL BE HAPPY WITH LATER

IN LIFE.

I THINK WISDOM THINKS THINGS THROUGH BECAUSE IF YOU READ

PROVERBS, WISDOM INVOLVES PRUDENCE, WHICH IS GOOD

MANAGEMENT.

IT INVOLVES DISCERNMENT, WHICH MEANS THAT WE LOOK BEYOND

JUST THE SURFACE OF THINGS INTO THE DEEPER MEANING OF MAYBE

WHAT'S GOING ON.

YOU SEE, A PERSON WHO HAS NO WISDOM WILL DO WHAT WE SAID THIS

MORNING WE SHOULDN'T DO.

THEY'LL SEE SOMEBODY THAT'S NOT LIKE THEM OR MAYBE LOOKS WHAT

THEY WOULD THINK IS A LITTLE ODD AND THEY SIZE THEM UP AS BEING

A GOOFBALL.

BUT SOMEBODY WHO HAS GOT SOME WISDOM WILL SEE BEYOND THAT AND

ACTUALLY TAKE THE TIME TO FIND OUT THE HEART OF THE PERSON.

AND SO, WISDOM, WOW, IT'S JUST A GREAT, GREAT, GREAT THING

TO STUDY.

BUT NOW IF WE LOOK AT JAMES CHAPTER 3,

BEGINNING IN VERSE 13, IT SAYS THAT, "WHO IS THERE

AMONG YOU WHO IS WISE AND INTELLIGENT?

THEN LET HIM BY HIS NOBLE LIVING SHOW FORTH HIS [GOOD] WORKS WITH

THE [UNOBTRUSIVE] HUMILITY [WHICH IS THE PROPER ATTRIBUTE]

OF TRUE WISDOM."

SO, FIRST OF ALL, A PROUD PERSON,

A PERSON WHO IS HAUGHTY, AND WALKS IN PRIDE AND IS FULL

OF HIMSELF, AND THINKS HE'S BETTER THAN OTHER PEOPLE, AND

SMARTER THAN OTHER PEOPLE DOES NOT HAVE ONE DROP OF WISDOM.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: THANK YOU.

"IF YOU HAVE JEALOUSY AND (ENVY) AND CONTENTION," WHICH IS

STRIFE, "(AND SELFISH AMBITION) IN YOUR HEARTS, DO NOT PRIDE

YOURSELVES ON IT AND THUS BE IN DEFIANCE OF AND FALSE TO

THE TRUTH."

THAT IS NOT WISDOM EITHER.

IT'S FOOLISH TO BE JEALOUS OF WHAT SOMEBODY ELSE HAS BECAUSE

THAT'S NEVER GONNA GET YOU WHAT THEY HAVE.

THE ONLY WAY WE'RE EVER GONNA GET ANYTHING IS TO ASK GOD FOR

IT AND LET HIM GIVE IT TO US IN HIS OWN WAY AND IN HIS OWN TIME.

IT'S FOOLISH FOR US TO COMPARE OURSELVES TO OTHER PEOPLE

BECAUSE GOD IS NEVER GONNA HELP US BE SOMEBODY ELSE.

HE'S ONLY GONNA HELP YOU BE YOU.

YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN COMPARE YOUR PRAYER LIFE TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S

PRAYER LIFE.

IT WOULD BE TOTALLY USELESS FOR YOU TO ASK ME HOW LONG I PRAY

EVERY DAY BECAUSE EVEN IF I KNEW, WHICH I DON'T,

I WOULDN'T TELL YOU.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT ANYBODY COMPARING THEMSELVES TO ANYBODY

ELSE WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD.

YOU ARE A UNIQUE INDIVIDUAL AND GOD WANTS TO HAVE A UNIQUE,

AND AN INTIMATE, AND A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: AND THIS IS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT IT MEANS WHEN

THE BIBLE SAYS, "WHOM THE SON SETS FREE IS FREE INDEED."

YOU ARE FREE TO BE UNIQUE.

THE WORLD MAY THINK YOU'RE WEIRD, BUT GOD JUST WANTS YOU

TO BE UNIQUE.

"BUT THE WISDOM THAT IS FROM ABOVE IS FIRST OF ALL PURE

(UNDEFILED); PEACE-LOVING."

LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, DO YOU LOVE PEACE?

OKAY, CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING?

YOU'RE NEVER GONNA HAVE IT IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT ON PURPOSE.

I SAID, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA HAVE IT IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT

ON PURPOSE.

YOU GOTTA PURSUE IT.

YOU GOTTA SEEK IT.

AND YOU GOTTA GO AFTER IT.

AND YOU GOTTA MAKE WHATEVER CHANGES YOU NEED TO MAKE IN YOUR

LIFE AND IN YOUR BEHAVIOR IN ORDER TO HAVE PEACE BECAUSE

PEACE IS ONE OF THE MOST VALUABLE, MOST POWERFUL THINGS

THAT WE CAN HAVE.

PEACE IS CONNECTED TO GOD'S ANOINTING AND IT'S CONNECTED TO

HIS BLESSINGS IN OUR LIFE.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: PEACE.

I TELL YA, I LIVED IN THE WAR ZONE ALL MY LIFE AND I FINALLY

GOT TO THE POINT, ESPECIALLY I WOULD WATCH DAVE AND SEE HOW

PEACEFUL HE WAS AND I JUST THOUGHT, MAYBE I COULD HAVE

THAT TOO.

I GREW UP IN TURMOIL AND I STAYED FULL OF TURMOIL FOR

MANY, MANY, MANY YEARS.

IT DIDN'T TAKE MUCH AT ALL TO UPSET ME, TO OFFEND ME, TO GET

ME OFF IN A WRONG DIRECTION.

AND WHEN I GOT TO THE POINT WHERE I WANTED PEACE SO BAD THAT

I WAS WILLING TO CHANGE WHATEVER I HAD TO CHANGE IN MY LIFE IN

ORDER TO HAVE IT, I STARTED HAVING PEACE.

DO YOU KNOW THAT I FOUND OUT THAT TO FIGHT WITH SOMEBODY TO

TRY TO PROVE THAT I'M RIGHT IS NOT WORTH THE LITTLE FLESHLY

ZING I GET OUT OF IT JUST TO SAY, "I WAS RIGHT.

SEE, I WAS RIGHT."

YOU KNOW, BEING RIGHT IS HIGHLY OVERRATED AND IT COSTS YOU A LOT

MORE THAN IT'S WORTH WHEN YOU GET IT.

WE NEED TO DO A LITTLE MORE OF WHAT JESUS DID.

JUST KEEP QUIET AND IF SOMEBODY WANTS TO THINK THEY'RE RIGHT,

LET THEM THINK THEY'RE RIGHT.

AND IF YOU NEED TO BE PROVEN TO BE RIGHT, LET'S LET GOD DO

THE PROVING INSTEAD OF TRYING TO DO IT OURSELVES.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: ESPECIALLY OVER PETTY STUFF THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE

ANY SENSE AT ALL.

COME ON, I KNOW SOME OF THE ARGUMENTS YOU HAVE BECAUSE

DAVE AND I USED TO HAVE 'EM.

WE DON'T MESS WITH IT ANYMORE BUT--YOU GET OLD ENOUGH, YOU

FINALLY REALIZE THAT YOU DON'T HAVE ANYMORE DAYS TO WASTE BEING

MAD OVER SOMETHING STUPID.

HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE EVER ARGUED OVER WHICH DIRECTIONS TO TAKE TO

GO SOMEWHERE?

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: AND DON'T EXPECT HIM TO STOP AND ASK FOR DIRECTIONS

BECAUSE HE WON'T.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: THAT'S NOT A MALE TRAIT.

THEY CANNOT ASK FOR DIRECTIONS.

MY GOODNESS, SOMEBODY MIGHT THINK THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT

THEY'RE DOING AND THAT WOULD BE TRAGIC.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: WHOO!

JESUS.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: WISDOM.

MORE WISDOM COULD SAVE A MARRIAGE.

PEACE IS SO WONDERFUL.

VERSE 15 SAYS, "[SUPERFICIAL]

WISDOM IS NOT SUCH AS COMES DOWN FROM ABOVE, BUT IS EARTHLY,

UNSPIRITUAL (ANIMAL), EVEN DEVILISH AND (DEMONIACAL]

FOR WHEREVER--" NOW, I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO

THIS 'CAUSE THIS IS GOOD FOR YOUR HOMES.

"FOR WHEREVER THERE IS JEALOUSY (ENVY) AND CONTENTION," WHICH IS

STRIFE, "(RIVALRY AND SELFISH AMBITION), THERE WILL ALSO BE

CONFUSION (UNREST, DISHARMONY, REBELLION) AND ALL SORTS OF EVIL

AND VILE PRACTICES."

CAN I JUST SAY MOM AND DAD, IF YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A HOME FULL OF

STRIFE, YOU CAN EXPECT YOUR KIDS TO BE REBELLIOUS.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: THANK YOU FOR THAT LITTLE BIT OF AGREEMENT.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: BUT THE WISDOM FROM ABOVE.

YOU KNOW, THERE'S EARTHLY WISDOM.

THERE'S PEOPLE THAT THINK THEY'RE WISE AND THAT THEY KNOW

SO MUCH, BUT WE LIVE BY A DIFFERENT KIND OF WISDOM.

HERE'S AN EXAMPLE, I HAD A MAN HELPING ME WITH MY TAXES ONE

TIME THAT TOLD ME I WAS GIVING TOO MUCH MONEY TO THE CHURCH.

WELL, SEE, HE DIDN'T HAVE THE WISDOM I HAD.

MATTER OF FACT, HE TOLD ME, "IT'S NOT WISE."

AND I THOUGHT, "WELL, YOU JUST DON'T GET IT.

IT'S THE WISEST THING THAT I DO."

AND THERE'S SO MANY THINGS LIKE THAT IF WE'RE GONNA HAVE TRUE

WISDOM, THE GOD KIND OF WISDOM.

SEE, IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO THE NATURAL MIND TO FORGIVE

YOUR ENEMIES.

IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO THE NATURAL MIND TO NOT TRY TO

DEFEND YOURSELF WHEN SOMEBODY FALSELY ACCUSES YOU.

BUT WE HAVE ANOTHER EXAMPLE, HIS NAME IS JESUS AND WE GET TO NOT

ONLY BELIEVE IN HIM, BUT TO FOLLOW HIS EXAMPLE AND HAVE

THE BEST LIFE THAT WE CAN POSSIBLY HAVE.

JESUS SAID, AND IT'S RECORDED IN JOHN 14, "MY PEACE I LEAVE WITH

YOU, NOT AS THE WORLD GIVES DO I GIVE UNTO YOU.

MY OWN SPECIAL PEACE I NOW GIVE AND BEQUEATH UNTO YOU."

SO, STOP ALLOWING YOURSELVES TO BE UPSET AND DISTURBED.

HOW MANY OF YOU WOULD BE WILLING TO ZIP YOUR LIP IF IT MEANT THAT

YOU CAN SAVE A DAY OF UPSET?

YOU GOT YOUR HANDS UP.

WE'LL SEE THE NEXT TIME SOMEBODY SAYS SOMETHING WHAT HAPPENS.

LORD, PLEASE DON'T LET ME GET TESTED ON THIS MESSAGE TONIGHT.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: I'M SORRY.

I JUST FELT THE URGE TO PRAY.

JOYCE: WELL, BY LEARNING TO CONTROL WHAT WE SAY AS JESUS

DID SHOWS A SIGN OF SPIRITUAL MATURITY AND IT CAN YIELD GREAT

FRUIT IN OUR LIVES.

YOU'VE JUST WATCHED THE SECOND PART OF JAMES CHAPTER 3 BUT YOU

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THIS IS A WAY YOU CAN DO YOUR OWN GROUP BIBLE STUDY

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BE DILIGENT TO STUDY THE WORD OF GOD

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GOT HERE.

WE GOT A LITTLE BIT LOST ON THE WAY BUT WE'VE HAD

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OVER TO A WATER WELL THAT WAS DUG IN THIS AREA.

ALONGSIDE THAT WELL, YOU HELPED US BUILD A SCHOOL WHERE MANY

CHILDREN ARE NOW LEARNING.

AND BESIDE THAT SCHOOL, YOU HELPED US BUILD A CHURCH WHERE

THE GOSPEL MESSAGE IS FLOWING FREELY.

IT IS SO EXCITING TO SEE WHAT GOD IS DOING HERE AND WE NEED

YOU TO KNOW WHAT A BIG PART OF IT YOU ARE.

WE ARE JUST SO BLESSED THAT GOD ALLOWS US TO BE A PART OF THESE

AMAZING MOMENTS THAT WE WOULD NOT TRADE FOR ANYTHING.

ANNOUNCER: ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10,

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For more infomation >> Book of James Bible Study - Part 6 - Enjoying Everyday Life - Duration: 28:33.

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IKEA Kitchen Haul - Ramadan 2017 Prepartions - Duration: 5:54.

Hello and welcome to the channel

I hope you all are doing well

todays video is an Ikea haul

all kitchen related

and also in preparations for the month of Ramadan

The aim of the video is of course to share

my new purchases

and also to give you all an idea

of whats new at IKEA

as it is fairly new in Morocco

so in this video i will be sharing

the name of the products and also the prices

in Euro and in Moroccan Dirham

I hope you enjoy the video and find it helpful

and lets begin

the first thing that I was curious about is

this set of containers

made of painted aluminum

it is very vintagy styly

exactly what I like

though I have to say the quality of the metal

is not very very thick

there is two containers in the set

small and medium size

I used the bigger one to stone smaller tea and coffee bags

and I stored ground coffee in the smaller one

the other kind of containers I got are

a set of three glass containers

big medium and small containers

the glass here is very thick

very substantial abd very heavy

they come with air-tight lid

I am in love with this glass jars

originally made for preserving and canning

I used them to store regular everyday food items

this kind of containers come in various sizes

a longer size perfect for dried pasta

this one is medium size

and the smallest ones come in a set of three

I use the smallest one to store expensive spices

as they are sold in smaller quantities

I store in the medium sized ones salt, ginger, and turmeric

I store in the wider one sugar

brown sugar, and powdered sugar

This is a larger lazy-Susan made of bamboo

I got it to roll out dough on it

because my work surface of made of wood

I dont want to work with dough on it

so I got the larger wooden lazy-susan for that

it is made originally to be on a dinning table

for condiments etc.

the larger chopping board I got mainly for bread making as well

it could be used of course for serving pizza

the smaller one I got simply because I loved it

like I explained before

I have moved recently

and left behind a lots of my kitchen utensils

kitchen scissors is one of many things I need in my kitchen

so i got this set of two scissors

I got this strainer that goes over the sink

I have been seeing it for a long time now

either in IKEA catalogue or in my friends kitchens

perfect for washing veggies and fruits

I got these two larger plastic containers with Ramadan in mind

perfect for storing Ramadan sweets

the containers are made of very thick plastic

again the containers are air tight

perfect like I said for storing sweets and cookies for a long time

they have many other smaller sizes

they have them also in color red

the last one I will be sharing is this covered dish

I have been considering getting it for a while now

now I went for it

the best thing about it is

you can leave a cake or cookies in the dish overnight

they wont dry out

I hope you have enjoyed the video

and that it has given you an idea of whats new at IKEA

This is not a sponsored video I did purchase everything with y own money

please let me know your opinions of my haul videos

let me know in the comment section below the video

thank you for watching and for supporting the channel

I shall see you all soon bye for now :)

For more infomation >> IKEA Kitchen Haul - Ramadan 2017 Prepartions - Duration: 5:54.

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Spiderman Dinosaur Vs Giant Dinosaur | Spider Dinosaurs vs T-rex in Real Life & Dinosaurs 3d - Duration: 1:41:15.

Spiderman Dinosaur Vs Giant Dinosaur | Spider Dinosaurs vs T-rex in Real Life & Dinosaurs 3d

For more infomation >> Spiderman Dinosaur Vs Giant Dinosaur | Spider Dinosaurs vs T-rex in Real Life & Dinosaurs 3d - Duration: 1:41:15.

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The Most Oddly Satisfying Video - Duration: 10:01.

The Most Oddly Satisfying Video

The Most Oddly Satisfying Video

The Most Oddly Satisfying Video

For more infomation >> The Most Oddly Satisfying Video - Duration: 10:01.

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Shark Eating Dinosaur in Real Life | Shark Tank | Dinosaur vs Monster Shark Deadly Attacks - Duration: 1:40:56.

Shark Eating Dinosaur in Real Life | Shark Tank | Dinosaur vs Monster Shark Deadly Attacks

For more infomation >> Shark Eating Dinosaur in Real Life | Shark Tank | Dinosaur vs Monster Shark Deadly Attacks - Duration: 1:40:56.

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OCD - Duration: 2:42.

Have you ever struggled with a terrible case of OCD?

Not obsessive compulsive disorder,

but obsessive comparison disorder?

Do you find yourself obsessively thinking about the differences

between you and him, and you and her, and you and them.

Maybe you notice someone is smarter,

and they can study for the test faster.

Maybe you know someone in gym class who can run way faster than you can,

can jump higher,

can school everyone when you can't.

Have you noticed people who are more intuitive at leadership and business,

people who are more compassionate and better with children?

When we notice those differences in our bodies, in our minds, in our muscles,

in our lives, in our income,

it's hard not to be obsessive and compare ourselves to other people.

So often that leads us to insecurity.

It leads us to envy.

It leads us to jealousy.

It leads us to give up the kind of peace and hope and joy

that the Holy Spirit is so desperately wanting to put into our hearts.

So what's the answer?

How do you not feel insecure when you notice that difference?

Well, the Apostle Paul tells us in one of the most famous chapters

in the Bible about our spiritual gifts and our differences.

Just like we're so happy that our bodies have different parts,

there's fingers and toes and eyes and ears that

not all the parts are the same.

Well, God says that's the way to overcome the insecurity.

Remember that, by God's own design, your perfect loving father,

the Jesus who gave his life on the cross,

is the one who collaborated with the Father and the Holy Spirit

to make you different from that person.

And sure, they have strengths that you don't have.

And they have strengths that you might not ever have.

And you have strengths that they might not ever have.

What matters most is that the God who loves you

designed you just how he wanted to be.

And so sometimes when I notice a difference, I like to say this,

"different parts."

I kinda wish I was good like that

but "different parts."

I kind of wish I could talk like that,

but "different parts."

That's the Holy Spirit's remedy and his answer to the envy and jealousy

that want to take peace and joy from your heart.

So maybe this week when you notice the difference, you could just say those two words,

"different parts."

I'm so honored to be hosting the 'Time of Grace' program with Pastor Mark Jeske this month.

Pastor Jeske is going to take us with Jesus to the upper room

to see the vital and important truths that he taught

his disciples the night before his death.

Click the link below, find a way to watch,

and be blessed by the message of God's Word,

and especially his incredible grace.

For more infomation >> OCD - Duration: 2:42.

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Make-Up and Hair - Absolute Beginner #10 - Duration: 3:17.

Many of my female listeners asked me to talk about make-up.

So let's start with what you say if you apply make-up. You say:

„Ich schminke mich." „Ich schminke mich."

Sich schminken.

All the things you need for painting your face so to speak are „Schminke".

Die Schminke.

Many words we use are the English words, for example „make-up"

means the foundation for your skin.

„Das Make-Up". Then there is „Lidschatten".

Der Lidschatten.

Lidschatten. „Lid" is the upper part of your eye,

and „schatten" is shadow. Eye-shadow. Lidschatten.

Then there's „Wimperntusche" „Wimperntusche".

„Wimpern" are the eye-lashes and „Tusche" is ink.

Die Wimperntusche is mascara –

but don't worry, most people understand „Mascara" as well.

Your eyebrows are „Augenbrauen" – die Augenbrauen.

It's the same word.

And then we need lipstick, „Lippenstift".

Lippen - stift. „Lippen" are your lips, „Stift" is a pen.

Der Lippenstift.

At the end of a long day, when you want to remove the make-up,

we use the verb „abschminken". Ab-schminken.

The correct sentence would be: „Ich schminke mich ab."

And what about your hair?

For your hair you need „einen Kamm"

– a comb, „einen Kamm". Der Kamm. Or a brush.

Die Bürste. Die Bürste.

In both cases you can say: „Ich kämme meine Haare".

If you want to part your hair, you are wearing a „Scheitel".

Der Scheitel.

If it's parted in the middle of your head, it's „der Mittelscheitel".

If it's parted to the side, it's „der Seitenscheitel".

If you have long hair, you can wear it in a ponytail.

„Ein Pferdeschwanz". Der Pferdeschwanz.

„Ich mache mir einen Pferdeschwanz."

For a ponytail you need „einen Haargummi"

– a scrunchy. Der Haargummi.

Oh, and talking about ponys: If a woman in Germany has a „Pony"

it means she wears bangs, so her hair is short on her forehead.

Der Pony. Don't misuse the article:

„Der Pony" is a hairstyle,

„das Pony" is a small horse.

For more infomation >> Make-Up and Hair - Absolute Beginner #10 - Duration: 3:17.

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Follow The Rain Fpv Drug - Part 1 - Duration: 8:01.

Vice overtakes me

look at these beautiful clouds

but.......

really bored,,, all week w/o fligth

I can not anymore

go to fligth some stuff

carry with , lipos , transmitter , fpv googles,

but no have

a fucking umbrela !

Let's make it fast

FUCK !!!

Take off the glasses and the transmitter, and it starts to rain.

FUCCCCCCKKKKK!

seek shelter

When vice is strong, and you know it.

Fuck ! I can´t see anything with these drops on the cammera lens.

If the build resist. I no dead today

other thing , is how wet i finish !

dead ,,, no today !

Hey , here continue waiting. That I did not go

bah, 4 or 5 minutes waiting. and now looks better

If i know that, i bring a coffe and biscuits

My mistake !

Fuck !!! Now i think this quad is wet !

and no work ! Get other quad !

This one ! Yes . Sequence 2 , clean the lens a little bit !

Come with Dad

Going to move the ass a little bit !

here the fpv signal are really bad

now the afternoon looks nice ... Eh ?

The birds singing

The other wanna fligth to !

No son , no , you can´t do it

to the floor !

With this is enough for this afternoon!

I was comfortable Sirs

You can not do much more. Because more clouds are coming

Look at this the Rainbows !

Thats nice !

Seee you on the next episode of !

You have vice and you know it!

For more infomation >> Follow The Rain Fpv Drug - Part 1 - Duration: 8:01.

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Su-30MKI is About to Get a More Power Full Upgrade Super Sukhoi - Duration: 4:46.

For more infomation >> Su-30MKI is About to Get a More Power Full Upgrade Super Sukhoi - Duration: 4:46.

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Baby Nups & Breakups - Duration: 43:05.

For more infomation >> Baby Nups & Breakups - Duration: 43:05.

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Jabardast Team and Judges Are Trying to April Fools to viewers ? II Jabardast II Film Time - Duration: 1:24.

For more infomation >> Jabardast Team and Judges Are Trying to April Fools to viewers ? II Jabardast II Film Time - Duration: 1:24.

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Salt Baked Prawns | Thai Food | Goong Ob Kluea | กุ้งอบเกลือ - Duration: 0:31.

Salt Baked Prawns

Prawns 10-15

Water ¼ cup

Salt 1 tsp

Baked 5-10 min

For more infomation >> Salt Baked Prawns | Thai Food | Goong Ob Kluea | กุ้งอบเกลือ - Duration: 0:31.

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Horse Songs For Children | Funny Horse Vs Dinosaur Attack Horse Action Fights | Dinosaurs For Kids - Duration: 1:34:30.

Horse Songs For Children | Funny Horse Vs Dinosaur Attack Horse Action Fights | Dinosaurs For Kids

For more infomation >> Horse Songs For Children | Funny Horse Vs Dinosaur Attack Horse Action Fights | Dinosaurs For Kids - Duration: 1:34:30.

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India Speed up Indigenisation and More Upgrades In HAL - Duration: 4:10.

For more infomation >> India Speed up Indigenisation and More Upgrades In HAL - Duration: 4:10.

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Does A Home Have To Be Vacant To Close A Deal? - Duration: 3:07.

Hey, it's Joe.

This next question is from Lauren Nightingale.

Lauren says, "Hi, Joe.

I wanted to know, when I market to a FSBO," For Sale By Owner, "and they call me, can

the owner still live there or does the house have to be empty or vacant to move forward

with the deal?

Please let me know."

It's easier to sell a property if it's vacant, most of the time.

So, at least with a lease option, because that way people can move in immediately.

You can show it, you can use a lock box on the front door to show it instead of having

to show up to show it every time.

It makes it a lot easier to help you market that property.

If they live there, then you need to show up or you need to have somebody show up for

you that can show the property.

You don't want the seller there while you're showing it if you can avoid that.

And if they've got stuff in the house, you can't show it with a lockbox if they're living

there.

You don't want anything to be stolen from them.

So it's easier if they don't live there.

Now after you sell it, obviously they've got to move out.

And so you want to be able to coordinate that and if they don't know when they're going

to move out, it might make sense for them to wait because you can typically sell a property

on a lease option within three or four weeks as long as you have your monthly payment priced

properly.

If you're too high on your monthly payment, and thirty days goes by and it's not sold

and you're doing the marketing that I teach, using Craigslist, Zillow, sign in the yard,

any of those types of things.

If you do that and you're getting 3 or 4 or 5 calls a week and nobody's buying it, it's

because you're too high priced on the monthly payment, 9 times out of 10.

Every once in a while there's other reasons that it happens, but most of the time it's

the monthly payment that's causing the problem.

So that's the way we deal with vacant versus houses that have the seller that still lives

in there.

If you have a tenant that lives there, or the seller has a tenant that lives there,

then it becomes even more problematic and sometimes it makes sense to wait until that

tenant is out and do it then.

But we've also sold them with tenants in there.

We just have to get the cooperation from the tenant.

Sometimes the tenants have a year lease that they're trying to get out of early.

One of the things that we'll say to our tenants is, if you let us market it, all we'll do

is charge you, if you're leaving early, you have to, you know, normally, if they leave

early, they have to pay the entire lease out.

So if they owe us for another year, they have to pay us for a full year of rent.

But we let them out of that as long as we have somebody new who's coming in and makes

that payment for them.

As long as we don't have a gap in payment we don't mind and we're not going to beat

them up on that monthly payment.

So it makes it, gives them some incentive to let us show the property because they don't

want to have to make those extra payments while it's vacant while we're trying to get

it sold between the time they move out and the time we find somebody new.

All right.

I hope that answers the question.

For more infomation >> Does A Home Have To Be Vacant To Close A Deal? - Duration: 3:07.

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Pastor Says Family Is Grateful For Arrest In Son's Murder -- But It Can't Bring Him Back - Duration: 1:46.

SOCIAL MEDIA TURBULENCE OVER A

DRESS CODE.

PETER: THIS MASSIVE MESSAGE ON A

BILLBOARD IS TOO MUCH FOR SOME

PEOPLE.

ELSA: POLICE ANNOUNCE A MAJOR

BREAK IN THE SHOOTING DEATH OF

AN 8-YEAR-OLD BOY.

THEY HAVE ARRESTED A SUSPECT.

BRITNEY HOPPER IS LIVE AT POLICE

HEADQUARTERS WITH THE LATEST.

REPORTER: ELSA, FRIENDS AND

NEIGHBORS TELL ME THEY CAN SLEEP

A LITTLE BETTER KNOWING AN

ARREST HAS BEEN MADE.

THERE IS A SIGH OF RELIEF

THAT THEY HAVE ARRESTED SOMEONE.

THE UNKNOWN PART IS BEHIND US.

REPORTER: A POMONA HOME HAS BEEN

A TARGET OF FOUR SHOOTINGS SINCE

JANUARY.

AN 8-YEAR-OLD BOY WAS KILLED WHO

WAS OVER AT THE HOUSE, VISITING

WITH HIS FAMILY, HAVING DINNER.

BOTH FAMILIES ATTEND THE FIRST

PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH IN POMONA.

THE PASTOR JUST TALK TO THE

PARENTS OF THE BOY KILLED AFTER

AN ARREST HAS BEEN MADE.

THEY STILL HAVE A LONG ROAD

OF HEALING.

IT DOESN'T ANSWER A LOT OF

QUESTIONS.

I THINK THEY ARE GRATEFUL FOR

THE WORK THE POLICE HAVE DONE

AND GRATEFUL THAT THIS AND THIS

PART OF IT, BUT THEY STILL DON'T

HAVE A CHILD.

REPORTER: THEY RESTED

35-YEAR-OLD MAN FOR THE KILLING

OF THE LITTLE BOY.

$25000 REWARD HAD BEEN OFFERED

TO FIND THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE.

NEIGHBORS WHO ARE TOO SCARED TO

GO ON CAMERA SAY THE HOMEOWNERS

ARE SCHOOL TEACHERS WHO ARE

LOVED BY MANY AND DON'T KNOW WHY

THEY WOULD BE TARGETS OF FOUR

SHOOTINGS, WITH THE MOST RECENT

SHOOTING HAPPENING SATURDAY

MORNING.

POLICE SAY THEY WILL HOLD A NEWS

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Dynamic Programming | Set 5 (Edit Distance) | GeeksforGeeks - Duration: 6:04.

Hi friends!

Welcome to GeeksforGeeks.

Today we will learn program for Edit distance.

Given two strings string1 and string2 and below operations that can performed on string1.

Find minimum number of edits (operations) required to convert 'string1' into 'string2'.

Operations are insert, delete and modify.

We assume that all of the operations are of equal cost.

Example 1: Given two strings "geek" and "gesek"

Only one operation is required so output is 1.

We can convert string1 to string2 by inserting 's' in string1.

Example 2: Given two strings "cat" and "cut"

Only one operation is required so output is 1.

We can convert string1 to string2 by modifying 'a' to 'u'

Let us look at the approach to solve this problem.

Given two strings of length m and n If the last characters of two strings match,

we do not change anything and recur for length m-1 and n-1

Else we compute minimum cost of all three operations (insert, delete and modify) and

take minimum of these three values Insert i.e. recur for m and n-1.

Delete i.e. recur for m-1 and n.

And modify i.e. recur for m-1 and n-1.

Consider the partial recursion tree drawn here for Edit distance where two strings are

"abc" and "xyz".

Notice that eD(2,2) is being solved twice.

If we draw the complete recursion tree, then we can see that there are many subproblems

which are solved again and again.

We know that recomputation of same subproblems can be avoided by using Dynamic Programming.

We will draw table for following problem.

Given two strings "CART" and "MARCH" find its Edit Distance.

To convert "CART" into "MARCH" we need to perform 3 operations on string "CART"

Modify 'C' to 'M'.

Modify 'T' to 'C'.

Insert 'H' This is the table drawn for discussed example.

Let us start filling when one of the string is empty.

We will compare "CART" to Ø and then "MARCH" to Ø.

To convert Ø to Ø we need no operations so value is 0.

To convert C to Ø we need 1 operation of modify so value is 1.

To convert CA to Ø we need 2 operations (1 modify and 1 insert) so value is 2.

Similarly 3 and 4.

We do the same for string "MARCH".

'C' and 'M' do not match.

So Modify 'C' to 'M'.

This needs 1 operation so value is 1.

Last characters of 'C' and 'MA' do not match.

We need to perform 2 operations.

Convert 'C' to 'M' and insert 'A'.

So value is 2.

The last characters of 'C' and 'MAR' do not match.

It will take 3 operations.

So value is 3.

The last characters of 'C' and 'MARC' match.

So we need 3 operations to convert 'C' into 'MARC'.

So the value is 3.

The logic is if there is a match then copy diagonal value to editDist[i][j].

In case of mismatch choose minimum among top, left and diagonal value and add 1 to it.

Here 'C' and 'H' do not match so min value is 3.

Add 1 to it.

So value becomes 4.

'A' and 'M' do not match so min value is 1.

Add 1 to it.

So value becomes 2.

'A' and 'A' match so copy diagonal value as it is.

So value becomes 1.

'A' and 'R' do not match so minimum value is 1.

Add 1 to it.

So value becomes 2.

You can try to fill the rest of the table as an exercise for your better understanding.

These are the final values in the table.

And, the value stored in the bottom right cell is our answer

I.e. 3 is the output.

Let us understand the code of dynamic programming now.

We create a table dp[m+1][n+1] to store results of subproblems.

To fill the table in bottom up manner we check whether one of the strings is empty.

If i = 0 then minimum operations are j.

Similarly if j = 0 then minimum operations are i.

Then we check whether the last characters of two strings match.

If yes, we recur for the remaining string dp[i-1][j-1].

If no, then we find minimum value out of 3 possible operations i.e. insert, delete and

modify and add 1 to it.

At last, return dp[m][n] value.

Thanks for watching.

For any queries or doubts please comment below.

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