Le lolcow army…
[intro music]
Hey gay demons, your dark overlord trans furry here.
I'm pretty sure you already seen Kopyboat's shitshow where he dismantles each and every
one of my arguments…
(Kopy) "And also, um… no offense, but I don't really think that somebody who calls
himself a gay demon is in any position to be talking about psychology…"
*JMAA bursts into laughter*
(Jeff Smith) "Are you attacking his sexuality now?"
(Jeff Smith) "What are you, a fucking faggot?"
*JMAA bursts into more laughter*
(JMAA) "O- OK, what's the correlation between knowing about psychology and having
an actual name for a fanbase?"
These two guys, Boyd and Kopy, like to play victim a lot.
Yup.
And the funniest thing is that these two came up with the most expected and obvious response
to my video about Boyd I could ever see on my career.
This video will document with SOLID PROOF (wink wink) on the actual meltdown both Boyd
and Kopy had since I've made the Internet Hell on Boyd.
And no big surprise, they just fell for it.
[BOYD HIDING IN HIS SHELL]
Boyd has been the least vocal on this matter so far.
But what Boyd has done was basically equally bafflingly expected.
I found his shitty Blogspot blog where he just reposted my video which could possibly
lead to the hordes of 8chan retards to spam dislikes on that video.
"Have you ever wondered what sort of Mutant watches Britbong?
Wonder no longer…"
"From things I had nothing to do with, like Encyclopedia Dramatica and 8 Chan, to things
I actually did, like my blog, this very special gentleman seems to have a big ole crush on
Britbong.
This is possibly the most amazing thing I've seen in a while."
So you say you got nothing to do with ED or 8chan, right?
Hmmm…
(JMAA in video) "Nothing like a good ol' friend… and Boyd has got plenty of good
friends out there that we must give him credit for!
He's got the Encyclopedia Dramatica sysops, an 8chan moderator, KOPY HIMSELF…"
(JMAA in video) "So, what does Boyd use this friends for?
He uses them to sockpuppet his way to bring down Britbong by defaming him and doxing him
in numerous outlets."
Boyd, I know you're fucking slow, I knew you're not directly involved with the vandalizing
of Encyclopedia Dramatica, but you still got Kopy to defend you on your behalf there, so
maybe what you say falls pretty much void…
Oh no!
Now somebody is going to write an entire Encyclopedia Dramatica article about me claiming I'm
a trans furfag with a photo of someone that isn't me dressed in women's clothing!
Like, that's going to totally work!
In fact, Kopy seems to be so overly defensive of you when I just roasted you.
Sounds like a little bit of a crush you got on Kopy when you said I got one on Britbong,
isn't it?
Hmm…
[KOPY ACTING SPERG]
I said it before, and I'll say it now, the actual crush that seems to defend Boyd's
ass this much is mainly the autistic manlet known as Mark Ortiz, also known as "Kopy",
"Kopyboat" or "Krappleguy", whatever name it is, they all equally sound autistic.
Since the video was made, Kopy has found a new target to shoot at next to Britbong, and
it seems like I'm in the fire range of him and all his braindead /cow/ retards!
"I think you're giving Boyd way too much credit.
He doesn't even "stalk" Britbong."...
yet you both seem to stalk Britbong and now you stalk ME on every piece of social media
I'm currently in, like my STEAM PAGE?
Yes, seems like Kopy himself made all this butthurt rage thread on my Steam group page
trying to deny and debunk everything I said in my video.
While showing no proof or evidence, because he's such a goddamn sperg.
"Oh and don't you think it's a little ironic that someone like Dominic who HATES trannies
and furries would want someone like you (who fits boths of those descriptions) to defend
him?"
Ah, calling me a trans furry… excellent choice.
HA HA!
DAMN, KOPY, YOU GOT BAITED!
I actually said that insult a lot because I basically expected it from both of you!
(JMAA) "...TopLane the cringy trans furry demon on Second Life here…"
(JMAA) "...my Second Life tranny avatar…"
(JMAA) "Sure!
I'm a trans furry!"
Kopy, I'm not sure if you're well aware of this, but, you're making an evidence
of yourself.
Like, you're actually parodying yourself at this point.
And if he shows proof or evidence, it's the same horseshit and probably doctored screenshots
over and over again repeated like a 15 second loop.
Wait a second… is that the Skype tranny screenshot?
Wow, Kopy!
You seem to have proven me right!
[KOPY AND HIS BRIT]
In the midst of all the shitshow Kopy was causing me, the funniest thing is that I'm
not even paying back shit to Kopy that much, yet he gets incredibly mad every time at me!
Who's been the most vocal in this case, more than me even, is Britbong, who just completely
cucked over and over again the Mr. Mark Autizmo.
(Britbong) "I thought that you had, like, connections…"
(Based Bungie) "I'LL GET YOU, DR.
VENTURE!!"
*everyone laughs*
(Jeff Smith) "I'LL GET YOU…!!"
(Britbong) "Can you give us some examples of your voice talent?"
(JMAA) *Dr. Claw impersonation* "I'll get you, Dr. Gadget…
I'll get you…!!"
*laughter*
(Jeff Smith) "See?
JMAA makes a better voice acting."
(Britbong) "See?
I think I'm gonna hire JMAA...
"
My Dr. Claw impersonation seems on point.
You know what I can also voice?
"I'LL GET YOU, DR.
VENTURE!!"
(Britbong) "Why are you making things up with no proof or backing?
Like, you could literally say anything…"
(Kopy) "I HAVE THE VIDEO…"
(Britbong) "You could say anything out of lies, and, you know, it's a bit silly, really.
But we all know you're a pedo freak that goes after children."
Kopy, please, keep saying you got proof.
You're giving me a DalasReview kind of boner here.
(JMAA) "You know, the case is, the more you say it's real, the more real it is,
it's kinda like Santa Claus, if you believe strong in Santa Claus, he's going to be
literally real."
[THE KOPY CYCLE]
Kopy seems to follow a clear pattern on what he does lately when he gets into one of these
obvious arguments with either me or Britbong.
First, he's constantly talking like he's legitly mad.
Like, he's actually salty all the time, and this is demonstrated in the numerous recordings
me and Britbong released on Soundcloud and YouTube.
Second, his so-claimed "proof" that he constantly shows is pretty much horseshit.
Kopy, don't just think I'm that fucking stupid.
Even if they are screenshots of Skype or Twitter, we still live in a fucking time where Photoshop
or the web inspector exist.
Any screenshot can be fake if you got half a brain.
Third, he enjoys repeating that so-called "proof" over and over and over and over
expecting shit to change.
Like, he really thinks that's going to completely work.
But hey, maybe if you repeat that proof 80 more times, sure thing!
It will become more real!
"Hey, Britbong!
What happened to Upraksi?"
*Kopy repeats "what happened to Upraksi" for 10 hours*
And fourth, he legitly thinks I'm not in the position of defending Britbong because
he hates "tranny gay furries", and I'm a "tranny gay furry" myself.
Look, Kopy, Britbong isn't a fucking animal.
He just liked my videos and supported my video on Boyd regardless of me being gay or having
transexual characters on my Bandcamp.
And he would just have probably known this at the time he did.
Also, Kopy, even if Britbong is an actual homophobic edgy cunt, that's no excuse for
me to stop liking his content or defending him, especially when I can take perfectly
a diss.
I'm no Social Justice Warrior who goes and thinks like "I DON'T LIKE HIM BECAUSE
HE HAS A DIFFERENT POLITICAL OPINION THAN ME! *sob*".
No.
I like Britbong's content and personality because he's entertaining and he's actually
funny.
Unlike anything that you will ever make in your entire life.
You cuck.
[AFTERMATH]
And so, Boyd and Kopy have clearly demonstrated that they can just prove me right with their
salty business.
I find it incredibly funny that after I made my video on Boyd, and while you were both
conspiring in the 8chan /cow/ board, I still generated a bit of free publicity from all
of this.
It only seemed that it generated me a couple extra subscribers to my channel, and, hell,
even I made a cool t-shirt Boyd design which Britbong liked!
Buy my t-shirts.
During your debate with Britbong on stream, Kopy, Brit has just generated an entire ocean
of donations to his channel out of all the people who already hate your guts, and even
then, he topped the over 1000 peak viewers on his stream, which only makes it look like
you're generating him even more publicity and respect.
And what do you guys do?
You constantly stalk us on a regular basis, constantly talking shit on us and even behind
our backs on 8chan, and even to the point of trying to raid us on a constant brigade
of shitty dislikes on our videos.
Like you legitly think dislikes are going to do shit!
HA HA HA HA HA!
You see, Kopy, maybe Britbong has done some ugly shit as you say, maybe Britbong seems
to be the bad guy here as you say, but… here's the thing, and I'm going to say
it again: Britbong will always be funnier and more entertaining than what you actually
are, regardless of the ugly shit he's probably done.
And that's the main thing I value the most from Britbong.
Britbong is a really good content creator.
But more importantly, Britbong just stole your fucking girlfriend.
And sure, you can keep brigading my channel with your pals at 8chan and the sort!
That sure will work!
It only seemed to have demonstrated to totally work on "taking me down"!
If you're a regular 8chan user who just came here, be sure to hit on the "subscribe"
button to thank me for making Boyd and Kopy even more entertaining for you.
I'll see you next time, when I get doxed and I get mysterious private number phone
calls from the lolcows!
Oooooooooo weeeeeeeee!
*song cues*
Mark Ortiz mad when the brit steals cuck pussy His meltdown real fuckin bad while keep him
busy Look those little small girls pants over pussy
Guess it ain't that real bad when your name Kopy
Kopy paste is what I need to say when you typing bull
Over and over the same bull, it's dull, ya dig?
Somebody didn't teach you of insanity Pretending your insanity gag on mind calamity
Disability, ya bad at comedy Your mind cannot properly handle a bit of
comedy You cheatin' me calling my phone you damn
homie Wait man, I guess you're just timid homie
You say a tranny furry faggot can't say diss but
I bet ya on Reddit blowing transexual kiss Sorry, homie, that troll just made you pissed
so Get rekt, call yo mama and go piss, cunt.
I got asperguers high, I even drop more bombs just like Bill Nye
More brain than a mere manlet got cucked Bye-Bye BITCH
Shoutout to Britbong
Yeah, he stole yo girl.
Get cucked.
Oh wait, that's too much.
See you in ED, bitch.
*song ends*
Thanks for watching this video!
If you like what you see, and want to join the Gay Demon forces of Hell, please subscribe
to see more!
I'll see you next time!
Hail Gay Satan!
Không có nhận xét nào:
Đăng nhận xét