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What a smog!
Try not to breathe too much today, sir
I've read that the highest pollution is in India
in New Delhi
Karma, that's all
What's that on your back?
What?
A bird pooped on me?
No way! It's even worse!
They must have stuck it while I was queuing at the newsstand
and I've been walking around like that with that Orchestra
Did it even take place this year?
I was watching 'The News' and they didn't mention it
There was something, but...
Do you know, that our president
supports the Orchestra of Christmas Charity?
He's ours, supposedly, but helps the children
Not nice! Not nice...
By the way
the children are the least important...
It's not about them
What is it about?
There exist many
deals, shadowy schemes
strange foundations
In such rhetoric, you're the best, sir!
Anything specific?
Specifically I can't say, because
there are certain groups
which are
too powerful to say anything right now, but we'll work them out, in time
Well said!
I just love these insinuations of yours
Look, what I've got
What is that?
That's a buckle or a clip
They showed me how it works. It pins
Look: a tie, you see, with a shirt
Just like that
Oh, so it won't...
Yes
So now, while you're leaning over the fate of the poorest
you won't soil your tie
won't smear it
Oops...
I'm closer to it
Let me pick it up
The Chairman's Ear
Now, with this buckle you will be a first-class smart dresser
Have you got it?
I got it
Here you are
You found it. Great
Have you bumped your head?
Yes. Luckily, with the hard side
OK then
Why don't we discuss
the opposition now
Virtually, there's nothing to talk about. No one to lose to
Spit it out
But seriously! They're making fools of themselves!
That ponytail from KOD
cheating about the invoices
Rysiek - the defender of democracy
first he gathered people for the revolt
and then went away with his girlfriend to Portugal
Just imagine
how in Portugal
the democracy must have been in danger
if such a knight went there to help
What are you doing?
I'm touching something cold to prevent the bump
But Pilsudski, come on?
I was not aware
Show a little more respect to Mr Marshal
Not a pope, it's even worse
It's really difficult to cut meringue without making a mess all around
One bad move and you've got a pigsty
One lady once showed
on TV
how to do it, but I...
don't remember
Can I see with Mr Chairman?
Certainly, Mr Marshal
Ms Basia do you have anything I can apply on my head to prevent the bump?
Just a moment! Not all at once!
Perhaps Mr Marshal...
No...I've already tried and Mr Chairman scolded me saying that Mr Marshal is no good
That's what he said?
Yes - that Mr Marshal definitely not
I'm a goner then...
...why don't you hang your coat over there, Mr Marshal
and in the meantime
I'll say that you're here
to Mr Chairman, OK?
Mr...
Adrian!
I've got something for you...
Ha!
I've brought you a meringue, Mr Chairman. I made it myself
But please be careful while you're eating it not to colly yourself with the cream
Do you know, Mr Chairman, how to properly eat a meringue?
Of course
You put it in your mouth and chew with your teeth
Very well
Enjoy it!
Right...
Where are you Mr Marshal?
Mr Marshal?
This is it!
Very tasty
Go ahead
And a small piece for you
Perfect
Hello?
It's absolutely true - I am not fit
I felt it from the very beginning
Mr Chairman wanted me to stay so I stayed, but dismiss me, reassign
to put up posters
An ordinary member... a worm... tread on me...
Take it away
Tell me, Marek
what's up with that mess at the parliament
that common people took to the streets?
It all started when... one... a flat feet...
turned to me, saying: 'Dear Mr Marshal' so...
from the formal, constitutional and regular point of view, not to enumerate further
...I ruled him out of order
'Dear Mr Marshal' - that's...
very nice to say
In a way
But I used to be a hippie
And the other group was called git-people
So back then to call somebody 'dear' was like, to propose...
What?
Well... sex...
And not in a normal way
but abnormal
Will you please dismiss me, sir?
No, Marek
I can't do that
Even if I wanted to
I can't because
we can't withdraw, as
this would be
a sign of witness
and whatever stupidity we do
whatever nonsense we say
we need to be in denial
Order 2.2.7
Do you have it in your regulations?
You don't
Not even one step back!
But I will be tormented to death...
It can't be helped
We can't allow
minority to rule majority
When the majority rules the rest:
shut up and don't breathe
At least I
I see democracy that way. So chap
take a grip on yourself
get your act together
eat something fat
cabbage stew, dumplings...
After all, you're the second most important person in the country
you've got the staff
speaking of which
why did you drag it in here?
I don't know
It's slippery, so I took it
I think they like me
They say fish shouldn't be kept in a glass bowl
Why not?
They can get schizophrenia
Even without the bowl we all get split personality in here
Hey, hey, hey, boys and girls!
Some blossoms for my goddess
Honey bunny, wait here for me uno momento
You can't go in there!
I love you
my queen!
Howdy, cousin!
It's good to see you, listen, I want...
What's that on your nose?
Please excuse me, but I have a guest
Sure, sure, I'll make it quick
Listen, I'm going skiing. Was just driving by and so I decided to see you
What the hell! Maybe you're in?
I'm making a film - here's the script
"The Silence Screams" - about war
You all like it - when we win, am I right?
Oh, yes you like it!
You just have to give me some pocket money. The National TV is broke
Janek
as it happens, I have no say in it...
Come on, make some phone calls
say a word, they'll go crazy about it
And start thrashing about in all directions!
Janek! Ready to go?
Malwina
the cousin's girlfriend
Watch that... stick
She must be an actress, right?
What? Umm, yes! And a moral issues consultant
Please meet Jarek
Blimey!
May I take a selfie?
Sure, you can
So? Will you help me?
Make a duck face
I'll see
I'll see if there are any Apache!
Fine, I'll call you. Just make sure to pick it up, not like the last time, OK?
Let's run, hon
Did you give him the traffic tickets?
Ahh, you're right! I almost forgot!
Listen,
I've collected some parking tickets - please take care of it, will you? Thanks in advance
Misiek! Will you arrange a meeting with Martyniuk?
What?
Oh, wait
Listen...
could you lend me 5 quid for some smokes?
I wanted to buy some at the newsstand but they don't accept cards
Fine and dandy
We'll send you a postcard - here or to Zoliborz?
- Wherewer you want - Here and there, then
See ya!
Bye!
Laters!
Kisses
I'd trade my stick for that chick any day...
My queen
do you happen to have 5 quid for the smokes?
I tried to pay, but you can't use cards at the newsstand
Now what? Should we close the session?
Yes
Goodbye!
Aloha!
Pardon me?
Goodbye!
Goodbye
Cheers
See ya!
Bye!
Smoking - a terrible addiction
I'm sure I paid by card at the newsstand for my papers in the morning
Everyone has a cousin like this in the family
Not every cousin has a chairman like this in the family
You have a headache from it all, sir, right?
Put some ice on it, sir - it helps
No, you'd better give me Mr Marshal
And I couldn't do it
Do as I say, not as I do...
Mariusz
You look beautiful together
Quiet, quiet...
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