( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE
NOTICED, BUT WHILE HE'S BEEN OVERSEAS, THE PRESIDENT HASN'T
BEEN TWEETING AS MUCH.
I ASSUME IT'S BECAUSE HE'S TOO CHEAP TO PAY FOR DATA ROAMING.
( LAUGHTER ) BUT IT MIGHT ALSO BE BECAUSE
LAST WEEK, TRUMP AIDES STAGED A TWITTER INTERVENTION.
WHAT?
YOU CAN'T TAKE TWITTER AWAY FROM TRUMP!
THAT'S LIKE TAKING THE NUDITY AWAY FROM "GAME OF THRONES!"
IT'S THE REASON WHY WE WATCH THE SHOW!
( APPLAUSE ) HOW, THIS TWITTER-VENTION WAS
ARRANGED BECAUSE AIDES HAVE BEEN CONCERNED ABOUT THE PRESIDENT'S
USE OF TWITTER TO PUSH INFLAMMATORY CLAIMS.
YES, I MEAN, THERE'S A LOT OF REASON TO BE CONCERNED.
HISTORY HAS SHOWN THAT IF HE KEEPS SAYING ALL THIS CRAZY
STUFF, HE COULD WIN ANOTHER PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.
>> Audience: BOO!
>> Stephen: KEEP SMILING.
( LAUGHTER ) AND THERE'S URGENCY BECAUSE
TRUMP'S STAFF FEARS THEY MAY SOON LOSE THEIR JOBS.
AS ONE SOURCE PUT IT, "THE PRESIDENT GOES THROUGH MOODS
WHERE SOMETIMES HE WANTS TO BLOW EVERYTHING UP."
UM, EXCUSE ME.
IF HE GOES THROUGH MOODS WHERE HE WANTS TO BLOW EVERYTHING UP,
MAYBE IT'S NOT TWITTER YOU SHOULD BE TAKING AWAY FROM HIM.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NOW, APPARENTLY--
NOW, APPARENTLY, THIS INTERVENTION INCLUDED WHITE
HOUSE STAFF ONLY, BUT THERE ARE PLENTY OF US WHO HAVE BEEN
DEEPLY AFFECTED BY TRUMP'S TWEETS.
SO I JUST WANT TO TAKE A SECOND TO SPEAK TO PRESIDENT TRUMP
PERSONALLY.
I WROTE THIS LETTER AS PART OF THE INTERVENTION.
( LAUGHTER ) "DEAR PRESIDENT TRUMP, YOUR
TWEETING HAS AFFECTED ME IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS:
MY RATINGS ARE UP.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) BUT, PRESIDENT TRUMP, SOME
NIGHTS, HALF MY MONOLOGUE IS JUST ABOUT THINGS YOU'VE
TWEETED.
YOU'RE SQUEEZING OUT OTHER FUN NEWS STORIES.
DID YOU KNOW THAT SAN FRANCISCO IS OPENING A RAT CAFE?
THEY ARE.
THAT'S REAL.
( LAUGHTER ) YOU TOOK THAT AWAY FROM ME.
( LAUGHTER ) WE WANT YOU TO ACCEPT HELP.
OR AT THE VERY LEAST, AUTOCORRECT.
( LAUGHTER ) HOW MANY WAYS CAN YOU MISSPELL
"INDEPENDENT COUNCIL"?
PLEASE GIVE UP THIS HARMFUL ADDICTION AND FIND ANOTHER
COPING MECHANISM.
HAVE YOU TRIED DRINKING?
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING, AND IT'S WORKING GREAT.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KEVIN SPACEY.
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5 Mysterious Unsolved Cases With Video Clues - Duration: 19:11.
5 unsolved mysteries caught on camera 1.The feltonville kidnapping
Around 4:30 AM on June 13, 2012, a nine-year-old girl in Feltonville, which is a suburb of
Philadelphia, awoke to a naked man wearing a green mask touching her leg.
The man grabbed the girl, and she screamed.
Her father heard the scream but assumed that the girl, or one of her siblings who she shared
the room with, was just having a nightmare.
By the time he got up to investigate, he heard the front door close and discovered that the
girl was gone.
He called the police, and by 6:30 AM, the police and even the local media were at the
girl's house.
Miraculously, that is when the girl came running down the street screaming, "Daddy," and
she was reunited with her family on the front porch of her house.
She was taken to the hospital, where she told them that she had been sexually assaulted
in an alley near her house and then taken to a playground, where the man threatened
to kill her whole family if she told anyone about the assault.
He then let her go, and she found her way home.
The police only have two clues for the atrocious crime against the unidentified girl.
The first is surveillance footage from a pizza place at the end of the house's road.
Unfortunately, the camera was too far away to show specific details about the kidnapper,
but it did provide a few clues.
The man entered the house through an unlocked front door at 3:50 AM.
He stayed in the house for the next 40 minutes.
At some point, he entered the room that the girl shared with her sister and stepsister.
The man only fled with the girl after she screamed.
These actions have led the police to speculate that the man knew the family because he seemed
comfortable enough to spend that much time in the house, and he knew to target it.
Also, police think that he was wearing a mask to hide his identity, which means that the
girl or her family might have been able to recognize him had they seen his face.
Police were also able to get DNA evidence, and they tested it against men that the family
knew, but no match for the DNA has ever been found.
2.Brendan Vollmost Brendan Vollmost, 23, went missing after he
had his car smashed into, was chased, assaulted and then kidnapped by up to four men in South
Windsor, west of Sydney, on March 31.
Vollmost has not been seen since and police believe he was murdered and his body has never
been recovered.
Perhaps, The most chilling part of the case was a CCTV footage released by the police.
The horrifying CCTV footage may have captured the final, desperate moments of Vollmost's
life.
The footage shows the 23-year-old and two friends in a car, pulling into his driveway
at Cox Street, South Windsor, at about 10.30pm on March 31.
The car is still moving when Vollmost opens the door and jumps out.
He and the driver run from the car, leaving the third person inside the vehicle.
He frantically tries to scramble over the fence before it swings open and he and the
driver run into the yard.
At almost the same time, a white Hyundai i30 arrives.
Several men jump out of the car and race up the driveway, pursuing Vollmost into the yard.
Police believe Vollmost was bashed to death in his back shed while his girlfriend was
inside the house they shared, and that the men carried Vollmost out of the yard, bundled
him into their car and drove away.
Previous reports suggested the crime may be connected to drugs and Vollmost might have
been involved in a collision with the Hyundai just before he was abducted.
Blood found in the property's shed suggested he had been seriously injured before being
taken away.
Detectives are still searching for Vollmost's body and the Hyundai, but suspect the car
is still in the western suburbs because it hasn't been detected crossing any of the toll
points on the major highways out of the Hawkesbury.
Vollmost, who was on a two-year good behaviour bond for drug possession and driving offences,
was travelling with friends at the time his vehicle was struck.
Police are working with Vollmost's passengers to better understand why brendon was targeted.
The footage led to arrest of 4 men who based on evidence collected by the police have been
charged with bredon's murder.
Police have confirmed the four men, three aged 25 and one aged 33, are part of a group
calling themselves the "Blood Brothers", and the death was likely a result of drug
trafficking.
however, bredon's remains have never been found and the men refuse to give any information
about him.
Brendon and the car still remains missing.
3.Kayelyn Louder 30 year old Kayelyn Louder had led a relatively
normal life until September of 2014.
She had been a social worker at a boys school, but had recently been let go.
She lived in a Murray, Salt Lake City Utah condo with a friend and her beloved dog who
she scarcely left home without.
On the night of September 26 2014, Kayelyn began to act strangely.
She placed an anxious call to 911, claiming there was a fight outside her condo which
involved firearms.
Police arrived and found no fight…only a peaceful wedding reception next door.
The next day, Kayelyn called 911 once more.
She was convinced that someone had broken into her apartment.
She claimed she believed there was more than one intruder, as she had heard someone say
something akin to "check in there".
While on the phone, Kayelyn's friend had awoken and walked in, trying to calm her,
assuring her that their door was locked and there was no one in the house.
Kayelyn eventually calmed, but later that evening she walked out of her home into the
rain outside, barefoot and with none of her possessions, and was never seen alive again.
Over nine weeks later.
Kayelyn's body was found in the Jordan River, about six miles from her condo.
A coroner could not establish a definitive cause of death, and labeled in "undetermined
due to water exposure".
There are also two surveillance videos from Louder's condominium complex that capture
her.
One recorded her outside her condo at 3:30 p.m. on Sept. 27, apparently having an animated
conversation with herself, according to police.
but to me she just seems to be talking to her dog.
The second was at 5:45 p.m., showing her walking out of her residence barefoot and wearing
a tank top.
Police say that was the last known location of Louder.
She left her cellphone and keys behind, and her beloved family dog.
Investigators fear she may be delusional.
Family members say Louder does not have any diagnosed mental illness and they were unaware
of any medications she may have been taking.
Whether she simply walked away, was planning on meeting someone, got a ride or exactly
what happened to her is unknown.
Family members say Louder was "kind of a quirky cousin" who was very social in talking to
everyone, even her dog.
But she was also a homebody who loved to watch movies or play board games.
The day she went missing, the family believed she had plans to stay home and update her
resume.
Regardless, police did not believe that foul play was involved.
It seemed to most that Kayelyn had suffered a psychotic break that lead to her death.
However she had never shown signs of mental illness before, and how she had walked six
miles barefoot and wearing clothes obviously unfit for the weather, without being seen
remains unclear.
4.Emma Fillipof
Emma Fillipof had always been a free spirit.
The 26 year old had set off to live on her own in Victoria, Vancouver after becoming
depressed and stressed by her parents divorce.
She worked at a seaside restaurant and spent a lot of her time writing poetry.
But in the weeks leading up to her disappearance she began to struggle with her new life.
She journaled about her loneliness, and expressed unease that someone might be stalking her.
She had to stay at a women's shelter several times, and finally on November 26th 2012,
she called her mother and begged to come home.
Emma's mother made plans to fly out to Victoria to get her immediately.
On November 28th Emma went into a 7 Eleven and bought a pre-paid cell phone.
Surveillance video indicated that she seemed anxious to return outside, as if avoiding
someone.
She then tried to take a taxi to an airport, but was ejected after not having adequate
fare.
She returned to the women's shelter for a time, then went back to the 7 Eleven and
bought a pre-paid credit card.
She was last seen between the times of 7:30pm – 8:30pm in front of the Empress Hotel.
According to a witness, Dennis Quay (an acquaintance of Fillipoff, said Emma seemed confused.
He saw her at a zebra crossing, refusing to cross the street.
Quay asked her if she was feeling okay, and asked her if she was being followed, due to
her paranoid mannerisms.
Fillipoff said she was okay, so not knowing what to do; he entered a near-by restaurant
and made a phone call to the police, claiming there was a dazed and distressed woman pacing
in front of the Empress hotel.
He assumed the police would pick her up, however they didn't.
Police showed up and found her shoeless.
They questioned her for a total of 45 minutes, asking if she felt suicidal or homicidal.
She answered no to both questions and said she was going through some things, and was
taking a walk before going to stay with a friend.
Apparently convinced Emma was alright and having no reason to take her, they left her
at about 7:45pm.
That was the last time Emma was ever seen.
A CCTV footage that investigators found was a clip from a local YMCA five days before
Emma went missing.
In the clip, she walks in and out through the door six times, peering out through the
glass.
Her cellphone was never activated, and her credit card was found by an alcoholic man
who used it to buy cigarettes and could not remember where he had found it.
The rest of Emma's possessions were found locked in her van, indicating she did not
run away.
Her mother arrived in Victoria just three hours after Emma had last been seen.
Though a search began and a reward was offered, nothing could be found of Emma.
In May of 2014 a man walked into a Gastown Vancouver convenience store and ripped a poster
of Emma off the wall, crumpling it.
When the concerned employees questioned him, the 'creepy' man reportedly said "It's
one of those missing persons posters, except she's not missing, she's my girlfriend
and she ran away 'cause she hates her parents."
The man was caught on CCTV and police were called, but he has yet to be identified, and
it is unknown if he actually knows Emma.
5.Yukari Yokoyama One of the more infamous cases from japan
was the Yukari Yokoyama Missing Persons Incident of 1996 (横山ゆかりちゃん行方不明事件
in Japanese).
Yukari was a 4-year-old girl whose parents Yasuo and Mitsuko took her and her baby sister
to a pachinko parlor on July 7, 1996 in Gunma Prefecture's Ota City.
Pachinko is a pinball-like arcade game that's been popular in Japan since the early 1950s.
Like pinball, you try to shoot little balls into one of the holes in the machine.
You win every ball that lands in a hole, and you can exchange these balls for prizes.
While the Yokoyamas split up, with Mitsuko taking their baby daughter and Yasuo going
off to play at a machine in a different row, Yukari was left free to roam around and play
in the parlor.
Around noon-time, Mitsuko bought some lunch and took the kids outside to the car to eat.
Yukari wasn't very hungry during the time, but decided that she wanted to eat some more
after her mother started to play pachinko again.
Mitsuko then sent her daughter off with a snack to eat on a near-by couch where she
could keep an eye on her.
Sometime after 1:40 PM, Yukari came back to her mother and said something about an "uncle".
Mitsuko couldn't hear very well over the sounds of the pachinko machines though, and
Yukari went back over to the couch unheard.
10 minutes later, Mitsuko looked up from her game and noticed that Yukari wasn't sitting
on the couch anymore.
When she got up to check where Yukari was sitting, she found the girl's juice and
a half-eaten onigiri (rice ball).
Mitsuko then told her husband that Yukari was gone.
After searching the parlor's parking lot, the Yokoyamas reported Yukari missing to a
near-by police station around 2:10 PM.
While the police searched the area over the next two days, interviewing customers and
other people who were in the parlor that day, one witness reported seeing a little girl
around Yukari's age getting into a white car around the time of her disappearance.
There were other people who remembered seeing Yukari in the parlor, but nobody paid any
attention to her, and nobody could say whether they saw anybody particularly suspicious either.
A big breakthrough in the case came when the authorities reviewed footage from the parlor's
security cameras.
At 1:27 PM, a man about 5 feet, 2 inches (158 cm) came into the parlor and went into a bathroom
located in the back of the building.
The man, whose most distinguishing features were some sunglasses, sandals, and a hat,
came out three minutes later and then began to wander the parlor.
At 1:33, while Yukari was sitting on the couch, the man came over and sat next to her.
He smoked and talked to Yukari, pointing his finger to the entrance a few times until he
got up and left the building at 1:42.
Yukari then went over to her mother and mentioned something about "uncle".
After her mother paid her no attention, Yukari walked over to the entrance and left the building,
after which the security cameras lost sight of her.
Although the surveillance footage from the parlor was widely shown in the media, and
the shady man's image was included on flyers, Yukari's abductor has never been identified.
Some believe the man might have been a prior customer, or was at least familiar with the
parlor's lay-out.
As of May 2017, this case has remained completely cold.
If Yukari Yokoyama is still alive today, she would be around 22 or 23.
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Terry Crews Works Out For Two Hours A Day (Yes, Two) - Duration: 6:46.
my next guest tonight is an actor and
former NFL player who you know from
Brooklyn nine-nine
please welcome Terry Crews
like that I like that I left a little
pan hot in here yes
you know I got it I got a do this I know
you got to do that CBS you might have to
blur it this happen the show how long
how long has it been since you played
ball oh my god it's almost 20 years when
I retired in 1997 okay
now I think of you as a great you know
comic actor but you know you started off
as an athlete what how do you stay in
shape what is the thing you do what is
your regimen I have never stopped
working out it's kind of weird two hours
pretty much a day
I mean hours a day I do I get up if I
know I gotta go to work at like 7:00
I'll get it before and do my thing I
have to have it though I have all this
energy you could tell can you tell yes
the energy is here I gotta burn it up
this is after the workout okay so before
you got an imagined and but I have five
different gym memberships everywhere
just so it's just in case I can get a
workout here I ones a 24 hour membership
the other one is we're on set I got one
for a nice gym I got one when I want to
get down and dirty you know it's like
you know style to my day is all just
workout or is this like whole lifestyle
like is it food is it supplements like
what are you what do you take in well
you know one thing I do this
intermittent fasting thing I only eat
from an eight-hour period from 2:00 p.m.
to 10:00 p.m. and then I'm done and it's
like a 16 hour fast at a long meal
though 2 to 10 oh no yeah right
I don't stop eating during that whole
period of time but the thing is it's
more than actually getting stuff out
your breakfast I don't do breakfast at
all and I workout fast it in kind of
wild but I'm 49 you drink coffee or
anything I drink the Dutch coffee and
tea and then I have like amino acid
drink that kind of thing to keep those
yeah you know the blood flowing but yeah
you know my thing is being 49 and you
know I grew up in a gym so all those
guys are like yeah you gotta eat 17
meals a day like ever and I realized
that you just get you keep getting
bigger and bigger and bigger and I
decided let me just you know reverse
this thing and it works for me I've been
doing it for five years it's amazing
how's it
now uh as your family's motivated as you
are because you you like you're a living
embodiment of getting it done every day
how's your family feel about this level
of energy all I am a motivation machine
okay but my family is really sick of it
they're really tired
uh uh you know I had I found this great
quote the other day was from
Michelangelo and he was like please God
help me to desire more than I can
accomplish and I was like oh that's my
new saying so I went around saying and
stuffing it I said why don't you desire
to get your sweaty clothes up off the
floor okay my wife was done she's like
she's like so tired of it I'm I'm like
honey it's a new day it's all yours you
can take it you know I'm gonna take this
nap
will you please get away from me just
and I understand it honest okay so you
are obviously two hours a day working
out obviously you got Brooklyn nine-nine
you do a lot of different projects but
this new thing that you're doing here is
uh you're designing furniture exactly
now that is not the first thing I would
think of getting it hand why does it go
here's an example this is a combo it's a
nice little seats
that's combo coffee table right there
what's up you're lucky out there yes and
I will show you will show you the
lifestyle in action right there that's
the right baby this is the life you can
have
I'll buy that I would buy this lifestyle
but I grew up in artist I was an artist
I saw no difference between being an
athlete and an artist I would have a
painting in the showcase in high school
on my way to football practice and it
was so funny because I go to practice
and I go in the classes and the little
girls are wearing black and they're so
sad I'm like hey are y'all doing that's
it let's paint the hell out of this
thing right now you know I don't have to
be a tortured artist she's a heavyweight
um well okay but now there are a lot of
people have gotten into the furniture
design business I found out here Kathy
Ireland has furniture Ellen has
furniture LeBron James has furniture
okay why should I buy your couch and not
LeBron because they're only ugly I'm
serious I have sculpture that you can
use and you can sit on sculpture the
sculpture my my thing is scuffing theirs
is ugly man be really I'm sorry I love
you all I said we've had to go to like
like furniture design conventions and
stuff like that to sell your stuff like
High Point or something like that well
you know I just I literally I'm here
right now with IC FF it's in town right
now and I'm going to neocon in Chicago
those are all from I've been in Milan a
big Milan Furniture Fair let me tell you
once you get into it you are so hooked
I'm telling you there's a lot of people
out here once you get into the design
world cause the designers like been open
to Terry Crews well some of them and I
had another guy come by and he looked at
my whole installation he was like wow
this is great man this is good you know
what I'm gonna start a TV show and I was
like oh really can i maybe I can help
you he was like no no I'm not I'm never
doing that although oh oh oh I mean
you're
I get it I'm in your world and I'm
scared of you now I know scared of you
now know what we're gonna have a you
know a cage match and figure out who's
the best designer in the world is what
we gonna do oh you can break it you
could break chair oh well good luck yo
hey good luck with the working out in
the lifestyle
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Trump's New Lawyers: Galino & Farnes - Duration: 1:20.
>> PRESIDENT TRUMP REPORTEDLY CLOSE TO SELECTING OUTSIDE
COUNSEL TO HELP HIM AMID THESE ONGOING INVESTIGATIONS INTO
RUSSIAN MEDDLING AND HIS CAMPAIGN.
TRUMP PREFERS TO HAVE A TEAM OF ATTORNEYS, RATHER THAN A SINGLE
LAWYER REPRESENT HIM.
>> HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?
YOU'RE THE LEADER OF A COUNTRY, AND ACCUSED OF COLLUDING WITH
KNOWN ENEMIES?
>> THEN YOU NEED TO CALL GALINO AND FARNES.
WE'VE HANDLED DOZENS OF CASES JUST LIKE YOURS ALL ACROSS THE
GLOBE.
>> MANY OF OUR CLIENTS WENT ON TO SUCCESSFUL DICTATORSHIP
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DON'T BELIEVE US?
ASK AGUSTO PINOCHET.
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>> AND SCAR, THE LION.
>> THERE'S NO PROOF HE CLIEWLDED WITH THE HYENAS AFTER WE TOOK
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WE'LL PROTECT YOU AND YOUR STAFF FROM ALL TYPES OF INVESTIGATIONS
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>> AND KILLING MUFASSA.
>> I HEARD HE SLIPPED.
>> IF YOU'RE A WORLD LEADER, CALL US TODAY.
THE ONLY THING YOU'LL BE FOUND GUILTY OF IS A GREAT DECISION.
>> IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."
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U2 on That Time They Opened for Themselves - Duration: 2:24.
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Jimmy Kimmel Listened to U2 from a Parking Lot in College - Duration: 2:51.
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old meme - Duration: 0:09.
I'm Gay.
I'm a lesbian.
I'm actually pan sexual.
I am transgender.
I AM THE ONE, DON'T WEIGH A TON
DON'T NEED A GUN TO GET RESPECT UP ON THE STREET
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Rob Huebel Got Arrested At Yankee Stadium - Duration: 6:22.
WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW"" ALREADY IN PROGRESS.
FOLKS YOU KNOW MY NEXT GUEST FROM "THE LEAGUE"
AND "TRANSPARENT."
HE'S NOW STARRING IN THE NEW "BAYWATCH" MOVIE.
>> DID YOU PULL BROAD YOU OFF THE BEACH?
>> YEAH, YOU BET I DID.
THE COUNCILMAN'S BOTH ACCIDENT WAS NO ACCIDENT AT ALL AND OUR
INVESTIGATION LED US BACK TO HUNTLY.
>> YOU DON'T DO INVESTIGATIONS.
YOU'RE LIFE GUARDS.
POLICE DO INVESTIGATIONS.
WHEN YOU DO IT IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF GUYS INVESTIGATING ANOTHER
BUNCH OF GUYS -- NO OFFENSE, YOU'RE INCLUDED IN THAT.
>> NONE TAKEN.
>> LEAVE LAW ENFORCEMENT TO THE POLICE AND YOU GUYS JUST DO THE
JOBS THEY HIRED YOU TO DO.
YOU REMEMBER?
THE LIFE GUARDING STUFF.
>> SPLIIVE SPLASH.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME ROB
HUEBEL!
♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: PLEASE.
NOW-- >> THAT'S A CROWD.
THAT'S A SERIOUS CROWD.
>> Stephen: IT IS A SERIOUS CROWD.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THAT'S A SERIOUS PANDER.
WELL DONE.
REALLY WELL DONE.
HERE'S THE THING.
NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
PEOPLE PROBABLY DON'T KNOW THIS ABOUT YOU AND I, BUT WE USED TO
HAVE OFFICES NEXT TO EACH OTHER AT THE "DAILY SHOW.
OF THE.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Stephen: IT WAS ME AND STEVE CARELL IN ONE OFFICE.
AND YOU WERE IN THE OFFICE NEXT DOOR TO ME.
AND WHO WAS YOUR OFFICE MATE?
>> STEVE CARELL'S WIFE.
>> Stephen: NANCY.
>> WHOSE NAME IS NOT STEVE CARELL'S WIFE.
>> Stephen: IT'S NANCY WALSH.
>> IF YOU WORKED WITH YOUR WIFE WOULDN'T IT SEEM YOU WOULD BE IN
THE OFFICE WITH YOUR WIFE.
IT WAS CRAZY.
>> Stephen: NO, YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOME SEPARATION.
>> IT WAS NANCY AND I OVER HERE AND ALL WE HEARD WAS YOU GUYS
NEXT DOOR JUST CUTTING UP ALL THE TIME LIKE-- HA-HA-HA!
WE'RE LIKE TYPING ON OUR COMPUTERS.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: I REMEMBER A FAIR AMOUNT OF THE WRITING STAFF
BEING MAD AT ME AND STEVE BECAUSE WE LAUGHED A LOT.
>> YEAH.
THERE IS A LOT OF, LIKE, REALLY OVER-THE-TOP LAUGHTER.
LIKE JUST GOING CRAZY.
BUT, YOU KNOW-- >> Stephen: WE WERE JUST
FAKING TO MAKE YOU CRAZY.
>> IT WAS REALLY -- >> Stephen: HERE'S THE THING.
WHEN I FOUND OUT YOU WERE COMING ON THE SHOW.
I SAID,"HE USED TO BE A CORRESPONDENT ON 'THE DAILY
SHOW."
AND THEY SAID HE WAS A PRODUCER.
>> THAT WAS WHEN I WAS JUST STARTING OUT.
AND I'LL BE HONEST, I WAS A VERY MEDIOCRE PRODUCER.
>> Stephen: DID YOU EVER GET IN TROUBLE AS A PRODUCER.
LIKE THE TALENT HIDES IN THE CAR WHILE THE PRODUCER SETS UP THE
SITUATION THAT THE TALENT GOES INTO.
WE'RE LIKE THE STRIKE FORCE, AND THE GRIEWRS IS GRINDING IT OUT.
>> I LIKE THAT ANALOGY, WE'RE LIKE A STRIKE FORCE.
>> Stephen: A COMEDY STRIKE FORCE PUP SOFTENED UP THE BEACH.
>> I'VE GOTTEN IN TROUBLE A FEW TIMES.
ONE OF THE FIRST JOBS I EVER DID WAS ON A PRANK SHOW FOR VH1.
AND-- SO THEY HAD THIS IDEA THAT WE WOULD DO THIS PRANK--
HILARIOUS-- WHERE I WOULD TAKE A MICHAEL JACKSON IMPERSONATOR--
THIS IS BEFORE MICHAEL JACKSON PASSED AWAY, OBVIOUSLY-- AND WE
WERE-- I WAS GOING TO TRY TO SNEAK HIM IN TO YANKEE STADIUM
SO THAT MICHAEL JACKSON COULD THROW OUT THE FIRST PITCH BEFORE
A BASEBALL GAME, RIGHT?
GREAT -- >> Stephen: YOU SAY, "I HAVE
MICHAEL HERE.
HE JUST STOPPED BEE BYE ANDMENTS TO THROW OUT FIRST PITCH."
>> AND THE PRODUCERS OF THE PRANK SHOW ARE LIKE, IT'S GOING
TO BE HILARIOUS.
YOU'LL NEVER GET IN THE STADIUM.
YOU'LL ARGUE WITH SECURITY GUARDS AND THEY'LL THROW YOU
OUT.
WE'RE WEARING THE HIDDEN CAMERA GLASSES AND IT'S REALLY OBVIOUS
I'M FILMING, FILMING, FILMING.
THEY DIDN'T TAKE INTO ACCOUNT I'M PRETTY GOOD AT LYING.
LIKE, I'M PRETTY GOOD.
SO WE WENT INTO THE FRONT OFFICE OF YANKEE STADIUM.
>> AND JUST LAID DOWN ALL THIS B.S., THAT I WAS WITH MICHAEL
JACKSON.
AND THEY WERE LIKE, LET'S DO IT.
NEXT THING YOU KNOW -- >> Stephen: IT'S YOU AND
MICHAEL-- WITH THE GLASSES AND THE GLOVE AND THE SPANGLY
JACKET.
>> NO, NOT EVEN A BLACK PERSON.
HE'S, LIKE, A GERMAN GUY-- ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) WITH-- WEARING THE SURGICAL MASK
JUST LIKE-- IT WAS-- IT WAS SO ILL CONCEIVED.
( LAUGHTER ) NEXT THING YOU KNOW, WE'RE IN
THE DUGOUT.
I'M SITTING-- SITTING NEXT TO DEREK JETER AND, LIKE, JOE
TORRE.
THEY'RE LIKE, "YO, MICHAEL JACKSON!"
AND WE WERE LIKE... SO RIGHT BEFORE WE ARE ABOUT TO THROW OUT
THE FIRST PITCH, LIKE, SECURITY STARTED GETTING SUSPECIOUS.
AND SO THEY BROUGHT US OUT OF THE DUGOUT, AND THEY SEPARATED
US.
AND THEY STARTED GRILLING US.
AND THIS OTHER PERSON THAT WAS WITH US, THIS OTHER PRODUCER,
STARTED CRYING.
>> Stephen: OH!
>> DON'T EVER CRY UNDER QUESTIONING.
WE WENT TO JAIL.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: YOU WENT TO JAIL, LIKE CUFFS, LIKE JAIL?
>> JAIL IN THE BRONX ON A FRIDAY NIGHT.
IF YOU GO TO JAIL IN THE BRONX ON FRIDAY NIGHT, YOU DON'T GET
OUT TILL MONDAY MORNING.
SO -- >> Stephen: WERE YOU IN THE
SAME CELL AS MICHAEL JACKSON?
>> YES, THEY CALLED US-- YES.
IT WAS ME, MICHAEL JACKSON, AND THREE OTHER PEOPLE.
SO THEY CALLED US "THE JACKSON FIVE."
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: THAT'S THE BEST PRODUCER STORY I'VE EVER HEARD.
>> I AM PERMANENTLY BANNED FROM YANKEE STADIUM.
I HAVE A THING THAT SAYS, "YOU MAY NOT EVER GO BACK IN YANKEE
STADIUM."
BUT I'VE BEEN BACK ALREADY!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: GOOD FOR YOU.
NOW, YOU'RE IN "BAYWATCH" THING.
ARE YOU-- ARE YOU, LIKE, ONE OF THE GUYS WHO TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT
AND ALL JACKED UP THAT KIND OF STUFF.
>> HERE'S THE THING.
I WANTED TO.
THEY WOULDN'T LET MOW.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE A FIT GUY.
>> I'M NOT VERY FIT.
THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT, BUT UNDER THIS SUIT, JUST PASTY,
GROSS FLAB.
AND I OFFERED-- I STARTED EMAILING THE DIRECTOR PICTURES
OF MYSELF IN A SPEEDO.
AND HE WAS LIKE, "PLEASE STOP, STOP.
STOP DOING THAT.
GLVMENT MAYBE FOR THE SEQUEL.
>> MAYBE, MAYBE.
>> Stephen: LOVELY TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MAN.
>> LOVELY TO BE HERE.
THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
>> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS.
"BAYWATCH" OPENS THIS THURSDAY. ROB HUEBEL, EVERYBODY, HE WENT TO JAIL.
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The Things In My Brain: WILL I SEE YOU AT MOMOCON? I'LL WEAR PANTS - Duration: 3:46.
you can really gauge a city's vibe by
tuning into the local news and seeing what the meteorologists are wearing
like in LA, lot of bandaid dresses
lot of thick belts, lot of plastic bodies,
like plastic boobs
lot of hard bodies, like hard boobs
lot of TOX, lot of microderm abrasion
lot of dyed hair, lot of white teeth
alot of ameeezing and awesome cold fronts and warm fronts
you're not gonna find that in upstate new york
the meteorologists of my youth were like sturdy dudes in
in boxy polyester bled suits
with kind eyes and facial hair, who would talk about
great weather for CALLAGE SACCER TOURNAMENTS and about
and about how people could VALANTEER at the SHAPPING MALL for like disaster relief
and... no, i don't want to see them in any bandaid dresses
or thick belts.
and no, they don't need a face lift, they are aging
gah-race-fully
i'm not wearing any pants
sometimes people are like,
"oh yeah, that's cool, you're a voiceover artist
you can just like work from home in your pajamas?"
i'm like, "no, sir"
because i actually have to go into places and meet people and talk to people
i'm not just gonna roll in public in my pajamas
but right now i'm in the comfort of my own home so i've decided
not to wear pants
i feel like this might be a cool thing to include in this video
jack reacher movies are kind of like country music lyrics
they're highly predictable, definitely ridiculous
but they have heart
bless jack reacher's heart
sorry to be a jerk and sorry to have to be the one to tell you this
but it's pronounced FUH, it's not "FO"
it's not like 9-0-2-1-PHO
it's not like, oh, ET "pho"ne home
he likes vietnamese soup... PLEASE
all those dumb "pho" names are "phoney"
really they should be 'fuh'nny
god
yo! i'm going to georgia this week, i'm going to atlanta this week!
i'm so excited because...
the only other time i was in atlanta i was actually at the airport
and i missed my flight because my back was to the gate and i'm a space cadet
so... yeah... i missed that but delta put me put me up in this
SKETCHY hotel
[scary organ creepy sound]
and i was in the elevator with this man and a bunch of ladies who i'm
who i'm sure were like being paid money to like hang out with him
and he asked me if i wanted to come up to his room and play chess. later?
[freaky organ creepy sound]
don't worry i did not say yes because if i had i'd probably be um
i'd be a chess master by now or
or i would be dead, chopped up into a million different pieces
[same phantom of the opera horror organ]
and just, you know, a PAWN in his game
so anyway i'm really looking forward to exploring atlanta i hear it's awesome
omg i'm going to see so many of you... people.. YOU PEOPLE!
so many of you people at momo con!
old lady: what am i supposed to say? hot? see you in hot?
see you in hot. lanta.
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Stephen Has An Unpopular Opinion On Trump's Budget - Duration: 5:46.
WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW."
I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANKS SO MUCH.
DONALD TRUMP MAY BE OUT OF THE COUNTRY, BUT HE IS STILL THE
TOAST OF WASHINGTON.
OR WHATEVER REASON HE'S THAT COLOR.
I THINK IT'S TOASTING.
( LAUGHTER ) JUST TODAY, THIS MORNING, THE
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION UNVEILED THEIR 2018 BUDGET,
TITLED, "A NEW FOUNDATION FOR AMERICAN GREATNESS," WHICH IS
JUST SLIGHTLY GRANDIOSE FOR A FINANCIAL DOCUMENT.
IT'S LIKE CALLING YOUR GROCERY LIST "A BOLD VISION FOR YOGURT
AND DOG FOOD."
NOT A LOT ON THAT LIST.
NOW, THAT FOUNDATION OF AMERICA'S GREATNESS?
WHAT HE'S BUILDING THAT ON?
IT TURNS OUT HE'S BUILDING OUT OF
OFTHE GROUND-UP BONES OF POOR PEOPLE BECAUSE THIS BUDGET CUTS
THINGS LIKE THE FOOD STAMP PROGRAM, SNAP, AND THE
CHILDREN'S HEALTH INSURANCE PROGRAM, CHIP.
SO HE'S CUTTING "SNAP" AND "CHIP," TO WHICH AMERICA'S
CHILDREN REPLIED "STOP" AND "HELP."
( LAUGHTER ) I KNOW THIS IS AN UNPOPULAR
POSITION THESE DAYS, BUT I BELIEVE CHILDREN SHOULD GO TO
THE DOCTOR AND EAT.
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WHERE DO I FIND THE COURAGE?
WHERE DO I FIND THE COURAGE?
NOT IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
AND THE WHOLE THING IS PARTICULARLY CRUEL TO ONE
MINORITY GROUP: TRUMP'S VOTERS.
BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT'S BUDGET HITS HIS OWN VOTERS THE HARDEST,
TAKING AIM AT THE SOCIAL SAFETY NET ON WHICH MANY OF THEM RELY.
IT'S ALL THERE ON TRUMP'S NEW HAT, "MAKE THE POOR LIVE ON
SQUIRREL MEAT AGAIN."
( LAUGHTER ) MEANWHILE, BUDGET DIRECTOR AND
NEWLY APPOINTED CHAIRMAN OF THE LOLLIPOP GUILD, MIKE MULVANEY
TOLD REPORTERS, "WE ARE NO LONGER GOING TO
MEASURE COMPASSION BY THE NUMBER OF PROGRAMS OR THE NUMBER OF
PEOPLE ON THOSE PROGRAMS.
WE ARE GOING TO MEASURE COMPASSION BY THE NUMBER OF
PEOPLE WE HELP GET OFF OF THOSE PROGRAMS."
YES, IT'S LIKE THE OLD SAYING, "GIVE A MAN FISH, HE EATS FOR A
DAY.
TAKE AWAY HIS FISH, WE'VE GOT ALL THE FISH!
WOO-HOO!
FISH PARTY!" WOO-HOO!
MIKE OR MICK?
MICK MULVANEY?
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
THIS BUDGET IS FILLED WITH BRUTAL, SENSELESS CUTS TO
MEDICAL RESEARCH, LIKE $14 BILLION IN CUTS FROM HEALTH
AND HUMAN SERVICES, INCLUDING AN UNBELIEVABLE CUT OF 19% FROM THE
NATIONAL CANCER INSTITUTE'S BUDGET.
>> Audience: BOO!
>> Stephen: LISTEN, LISTEN, TRUMP SAID WE'D BE SICK OF
WINNING, AND HE IS READY TO DELIVER ON THE FIRST HALF OF
THAT SENTENCE.
( LAUGHTER ) THE BUDGET ALSO CALLS FOR MAJOR
CUTS TO THE CENTERS FOR DISEASE CONTROL.
SO WHENEVER THAT THING INSIDE STEVE BANNON BURSTS OUT AND GOES
AIRBORNE, WE WILL NOT BE PREPARED TO HANDLE IT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SPEAKING OF THINGS THAT KEEP
SPREADING, THE RUSSIA INVESTIGATION IS ONLY GETTING
WORSE FOR THE PRESIDENT.
LAST NIGHT WE FOUND OUT BACK IN MARCH, AFTER JAMES COMEY
TESTIFIED THAT THERE WAS AN INVESTIGATION INTO COLLUSION
BETWEEN RUSSIA AND THE TRUMP TEAM.
"TRUMP ASKED THE DIRECTOR OF NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE AND THE
HEAD OF THE N.S.A. TO PUBLICLY DENY EVIDENCE OF RUSSIA
COLLUSION."
"FELLAS, YOU KNOW THAT THING I'M TOTALLY INNOCENT OF?
COULD YOU CRUSH THAT BEFORE IT GETS OUT?"
( LAUGHTER ) JUST LIKE COMEY, THE
INTELLIGENCE DIRECTORS TRUMP TALKED TO REFUSED TO HELP.
SO WHY DID TRUMP DO IT?
ACCORDING TO ONE SENIOR INTELLIGENCE OFFICIAL, TRUMP'S
GOAL WAS TO "MUDDY THE WATERS."
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
IT GOES "DRAIN THE SWAMP," THEN "MUDDY THE WATERS."
"MUDDY THE WATERS"-- ALSO, HIS ENVIRONMENTAL POLICY.
AND EARLIER TODAY, THE HOUSE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE HEARD
TESTIMONY FROM FORMER C.I.A.
DIRECTOR AND MAN ASKING IF YOU'VE TAKEN THE PICTURE YET,
JOHN BRENNAN.
( LAUGHTER ) AND-- AND-- LOVELY, LOVELY
PICTURE.
AND TRUE TO PRETTY MUCH ALL THE TESTIMONY ABOUT RUSSIA, BRENNAN
SAID SOMETHING COMPLETELY SHOCKING IN THE MOST BORING WAY
POSSIBLE.
>> I ENCOUNTERED AND AM AWARE OF INFORMATION AND INTELLIGENCE
THAT REVEALED CONTACTS AND INTERACTIONS BETWEEN RUSSIAN
OFFICIALS AND U.S. PERSONS INVOLVED IN THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN
THAT I WAS CONCERNED ABOUT BECAUSE OF KNOWN RUSSIAN EFFORTS
TO SUBORN SUCH INDIVIDUALS.
AND IT RAISED QUESTIONS IN MY MIND AGAIN WHETHER OR NOT THE
RUSSIANS WERE ABLE TO GAIN THE COOPERATION OF THOSE
INDIVIDUALS.
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: I'M AWAKE!
I'M AWAKE!
PUT ME IN COACH.
OKAY, THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN BOARK BUT WHAT HE JUST SAID IS SUPER
IMPORTANT.
BASICALLY, HE'S SAYING HE KNOWS THAT RUSSIA TRIED TO RECRUIT
MEMBERS OF THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN.
HE'S NOT SURE IF THEY DID.
THAT'S LIKE SAYING, "WE KNOW THE MOB TRIED TO CUT YOUR BRAKE
CABLES.
WE JUST DON'T KNOW IF THEY SUCCEEDED.
HERE ARE THE KEYS. HAVE A GREAT DRIVE.
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When your waste water become a resources
Nowadays most of the world's population has no access to sanitations systems
Indeed, 14% of French are concerned
but it remains a low score compared to the 32% of the global population withtout access to water treatment
These unsanitary conditions caused the death of more than 3.4 millions people per year
the majority of them are children under five years
you will all agree that this situation had to change
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Dive Conditions Report For Caloundra 24 May 2017 Sunshine Coast Queensland Australia #ScubaDive - Duration: 2:59.
Hey people of the interwebs it is Q
bringing you your dive conditions
midweek report. At the Caloundra Coast
Guard jetty we're on an outbound tide on
a beautiful beautiful Queensland day.
Taking the edge slightly off that beauty
is the fact that the water in the
Pumicestone Passage is still very dirty.
Cleaning up a little bit, but certainly
not enough visibility there to get a
scuba dive in on the weekend. Still very
flat and calm, because the wind is almost
non-existent, and the wind direction at
the moment is all over the place. It's
coming from every direction and changing
almost hourly. Overlooking Kings Beach,
perfect, calm surface conditions, but
unfortunately there is still zero
visibility in that water and I really
don't think it's going to clean up in
time for the coming weekend. The wind
that's all over the place at the moment
is going to stay that way for the rest
of the week, but Saturday and Sunday
morning it's going to be coming
generally from the southwest and still
be very light. Just coming up to low tide
and as we take a closer look at the
water off Kings Beach boat ramp. Again
confirming there is zero visibility in
the water and once again, in my opinion,
zero chance I'll be cleaning up for the
weekend. It still might be a good weekend
to head down to the beach, mostly sunny
for the rest of the week and with some
possible showers on Saturday and Sunday,
but the percentage chance is fairly low.
Coming around the Caloundra coastline to
Shelly Beach, still quite rough here with
some fairly decent-sized waves still
rolling in and again zero visibility and
zero chance of it cleaning up by the
time the weekend rolls around. As we take
a look down onto The Keyhole dive site,
there's actually a couple of surfers out
there hoping to catch some waves and you
don't see that too often. I can also see
the extent of the dirty water, it
stretches out almost to the horizon.
There really isn't any visibility the
further out you go. Zero viz inshore and
zero vis offshore. It's the same story as
we look down onto Moffatt Beach, zero
visibility and I really think there's zero
chance of itcleaning up in time for
the weekend. Your tide times for this
weekend, Saturday we have a high at
9 a.m. and a low at 3:02 p.m. Sunday we
have a high at 9:53 a.m.
and a low at 3:50 p.m. and the swell is
expected to be around about the 1 meter
mark for both Saturday and Sunday.
So once again I have to report there is
zero visibility in the waters around the
Caloundra shore diving locations, so don't
be getting your hopes up too high just
yet, it's going to take a little while
before it cleans up. If you found this
dave conditions midweek report with Q
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Best Superbikes in India 2017 | Loud Revs Wheelie stunt Exhaust Sound Fly by | Surprise at end|Delhi - Duration: 8:06.
Hello everyone, today i am really excite because this is the first time I am making a video with superbikes. This is the best video ever made with superbikes.
Hold your seat and sit tight because you are about to madness of superbikes in india. We were about 15 superbike, motorcycle and bikes on a fine sunday ,
when we decided to hit the yamuna express way and do some wheelie, stunts, burnout, loud revs, revs .
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The exhaust sound of these bikes are just insane. Delhi was on another level when we took out the superbikes on the road.
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