Thứ Bảy, 27 tháng 5, 2017

Youtube daily report May 28 2017

Naturally The Rock is appreciative to all of his fans, but to you The Rock's birthday

is May 2nd you stupid son of a bitch

For more infomation >> The Rock's birthday is May 2nd - Duration: 0:11.

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Natchan's english lessons! Am I Petty? - Duration: 3:13.

yo natalia natchan here!

you guys look at my long lashes

yesterday I bought mac lashes for the first time

they might be a bit too big but...

but it'd be a waste if i didn't wear them so I thought I'd wear them in this video

but that doesn't matter!

today we will be doing natchans english lessons again!

I feel like I actually did a lesson quite recently

but I know ya'll haven't been studying

so today I want to teach you guys a new word!

today I will only be introducing one wor

but it's a bit hard to understand so I wanna spend a long time talking about it

today the word we will learn is

this word

petty is hard to explain, so I'll show youguys a couple examples

for example, you've fought with your friend

and your friend apologized

but... i don't really wanna apologise...

so i don't.

that's petty.

petty is when..

you are living with a roommate and you have a shared fridge

and so you put the ice cream that you've bought for yourself in the freezer

but.. your roommate just went and ate the ice cream without asking

so you don't go to your roommate and complain about it

instead, you get on facebook

"i hate people who just go and eat other peoples ice cream"

and write this

that is also petty

petty is when

you send a boy you like a message

and it takes him 2 hours to respond

so you don't reply to him right away

you wait 4 hours, and then replu

that is also petty

petty is when

you're DJing in your room in the daytime, and you turn up the ccolume a bit

and even though it's in the middle of the day, your neighbour starts pounding on the wall

but you...my friend

take the volume

and turn it up even LOUDER

that's pretty petty

get it?

it kinda hard to get

in other words

you get mad about a small thing

so you make that small thing into a big thing

you get your revenge on that small thing

thats petty

you can use it like so

this word can't really be directly translated into japanese so it's kind of hard to get..

but if you hear it over and over you'll start to get it

so please try your hardest

have you guys done petty things before?

have any petty experiences?

write it in the comments!

if you think this video is interesting, please like and subscribe!

For more infomation >> Natchan's english lessons! Am I Petty? - Duration: 3:13.

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DRAGON BALL Z IN 28 MINUTES - Duration: 28:11.

Just a heads up

*Sigh*

Just another peaceful day on Earth

Just kidding

To start Dragon Ball Z off we got Raditz landing on Earth in his space pod

He then searches for his brother Kakarot also known as Goku to partner up with him for the very purpose of destroying planets

Raditz finds Goku at Kame's House and urges him to join his side

Goku refuses and so Raditz knees the fuck out of him and takes his son Gohan later confining him in his space pod

Goku and Piccolo then arrive to take on Raditz

Raditz manages to overpower both of them and makes Goku a step stool

Through anger Gohan escapes the Space Pod and hits Raditz with a POWERFUL headbutt

Goku then sees an opportunity and restrains Raditz allowing Piccolo to use his Special Beam Cannon picking up a nice little two piece

This sends Goku to the check-in station in Other World where he was dispatched by King Yemma to travel on Snake Way to get to King Kai's planet

Where he will be able to receive training from King Kai himself

With Goku traveling on Snake Way for episodes on episodes on episodes on episodes

Piccolo takes Gohan and puts him through training

because he's aware of the two Saiyans coming to invade the Earth and he knew that more power was necessary to defend it

For the first part of Gohan's training he had to survive alone in the wilderness for six months

During his training he watered some rocks and unintentionally transformed into a Great Ape

Piccolo then stops Gohan's rampage by destroying the moon and removing his tail

Wait hold up did Piccolo just destroy the moon?

That seems realistic

Going forward a couple of months Gohan successfully passes the first part of his training

and now moves on to the next which is sparring with Piccolo

During the spar Gohan transforms into a Great Ape once again because his tail grows back

and there's a full moon being projected from Raditz's space pod

To stop Gohan Piccolo destroys the space pod to get rid of the projection ultimately leading

to the end of Gohan's Great Ape transformation

He then removes Gohan's tail and resumes his training after he wakes up

After running a marathon across Snake Way Goku finally arrives at King Kai's planet

and there he notices that the gravity is far greater than Earth's

He then meets King Kai and then undergoes his training in gravity roughly ten times stronger than Earth's

After completing King Kai's training Goku is able to withstand the gravity on this planet

and also learned the Spirit Bomb and the martial art technique Kaioken

Goku then wants to get wished back to life so while Master Roshi is dropping the kids off at the pool

he contacts him using King Kai's telepathic abilities

Shortly after Goku is resurrected through Shenron and heads back on Snake Way to the check-in station where he'll be able to return back to Earth

Meanwhile the two Saiyans Nappa and Vegeta arrive on Earth

They encounter the Z Fighters and to start things off Nappa plants Saibamen seeds

and grows them like fucking vegetables

The Z Fighters then go up against the Saibamen and it looks like Yamcha takes a fat L

Yup he's out cold...

Krillin then goes into a brief rage because of Yamcha's death and obliterates the Saibamen

with a single blast leaving one left which Piccolo disposes of with ease

Nappa then goes up against the Z Fighters starting with Tien

And there goes Tien's arm...

Chiaotzu then sneaks up on Nappa and manages to get a hold of him

and self-destructs with the intention of taking Nappa down with him and...

He kinda failed...

Through mere anger Tien takes on Nappa with a missing arm and as a result...

it's really not a surprise....

Nappa then shoots a ki blast at Gohan but Piccolo says NOPE and blocks it with his life

Shortly after Goku arrives and raises his power level to

Vegeta: OVER 9000!

(I had enough of this meme...)

Goku then defeats Nappa but Vegeta is the one that finishes the job by turning Nappa into an overcooked shit

Gohan and Krillin then retreats to Kame's House while Goku and Vegeta settle their battle

During their fight Vegeta creates an artificial moon to transform into a Great Ape and literally crushes Goku

Gohan and Krillin return and finds Yajirobe at the scene

They then plot a plan to cut off Vegeta's tail

So Yajirobe comes in clutch and slashes the tail clean off

returning Vegeta to his original state

Gohan then takes on Vegeta and with the element of surprise Krillin smacks Vegeta with a Spirit Bomb

Vegeta then gets back up and steals the fuck out of Krillin

Moments after Yajirobe ambushes Vegeta and slashes him in the back

but Vegeta gets back up and hits him with a mean roundhouse kick

With time elapsing Gohan grows his tail back and with the artificial moon still active

he transforms into a Great Ape and attacks Vegeta

Vegeta then uses something similar to the Destructo-Disc because if you really think about it

Vegeta is Kakashi's twin brother

Using the bootleg Destructo-Disc he slices Gohan's tail off returning Gohan to his original state

Vegeta then calls in his space pod to make an escape

As a reaction Krillin picks up Yajirobe's sword attempting to end Vegeta but then is stopped by Goku allowing Vegeta to flee

A little after Chichi, Bulma, and a couple others arrive in a plane and recovers everyone

On the plane ride Krillin speculates that there might be a way to bring back everyone who died

Even though Kami is no longer alive because Piccolo died Krillin says that they should

go to planet Namek and collect the Dragon Balls there so they can wish back their friends

No one was opposed to that idea so Bulma scavenges an abandoned spaceship and brings it to her lab to refurbish it

Once it was completely renovated Bulma Gohan and Krillin head out to Namek

leaving Goku behind because he's still in critical condition

Meanwhile Vegeta makes a full recovery and heads to Namek as well with the ambition to

collect the seven Dragon Balls so he can wish for eternal life

With that being said Vegeta lands on Namek a couple of minutes after Bulma's squad does

So far four of the seven Dragon Balls have been collected by a purple lip stick bitch named Frieza

Frieza has soldiers scouting the area and apparently two of them spot Bulma, Krillin, and Gohan

They end up destroying their spaceship so Gohan and Krillin had to fuck their shit up

After that Frieza and his henchmen fly by and so Krillin and Gohan decided to go after them to see where they were heading to

leaving Bulma behind to set camp

At this time Goku makes a full recovery because Yajirobe drops by and gives Goku a Senzu Bean

Goku then goes to Dr Briefs and gets access to a Spaceship so he can head to Namek

While Goku is traveling to Namek he uses the artificial gravity machine installed in his Spaceship to train

During this time Gohan and Krillin are currently watching the engagement between Frieza and the Namekians

They witness one of Frieza's henchmen Dordoria ruthlessly killing one of the Namekian children

Dordoria then goes for the second child but Gohan jumps in and hits Dodoria with a mean roundhouse kick to the mouth

Krillin and Gohan then flee with the Namekian child named Dende

Dodoria goes after them but Krillin uses Solar Flare which temporarily blinds him

allowing them to make a successful escape back to their camp site

Shortly after Vegeta ambushes Dodoria and ends up toasting him to a crisp

Vegeta then heads to a Namekian village and eradicates everyone living there and acquires the 4-Star Dragon Ball

He then hides the Dragon Ball underwater to prevent Frieza from gathering all seven

Shortly after Vegeta encounters Zarbon

At first Vegeta has the upper hand but loses it when Zarbon transforms into this ugly ass thing

So Vegeta takes an L and so Zarbon flies away with the conclusion that he killed Vegeta but really...

He didn't

Moving forward Krillin and Dende leave the camp site to head to Guru's house

There Krillin is entrusted with the final Dragon Ball that hasn't been captured

and along with that Guru unleashes Krillin's hidden power

Once that was done Krillin heads back to the camp site with the Dragon Ball

simultaneously as Gohan leaves the camp site to gather a Dragon Ball nearby

Shortly after Zarbon gets a lecture from Frieza for his carelessness and is dispatched to retrieve Vegeta

Zarbon recovers Vegeta and brings him back to the Spaceship where they soon place him

in a Medical Machine because they want Vegeta alive to interrogate him about the Dragon Balls

Vegeta makes a complete recovery and kills the purple bitch that was supervising him

He then heads to the room that contains the five Dragon Balls that Frieza collected

and throws them out to a specific location and makes his escape

Vegeta then places the five Dragon Balls in his little hiding spot and there he sees Krillin

flying over him with a Dragon Ball in his hand

Vegeta goes after him and while he's on his trail Zarbon spots Vegeta and pursues him

After a bit of time Krillin returns back to the camp and then soon after Vegeta and Zarbon

make their appearance

Vegeta then says that he'll be the one to take Krillin's "balls"

And then blasts Zarbon through the stomach

Krillin had no choice but to hand his "balls" over

Okay let me stop.

Krillin had no choice but to hand the Dragon Ball over to Vegeta to spare his and Bulma's life

Vegeta flies away with the Dragon Ball but little does he know Gohan has a Dragon Ball

in his possession which he successfully brings back to the camp site

They then relocate because they knew that Vegeta was going to go after them once he

finds out the Dragon Ball he hid went missing

Moving forward Frieza calls in the Ginyu Force as reinforcement and Gohan and Krillin head out

to Guru's house so Gohan can get his hidden powers released

With Krillin and Gohan going at full speed Vegeta senses their power levels and goes after them

As they get close to Guru's house Vegeta catches up and so Krillin allows Gohan to

get his hidden powers unleashed while he holds Vegeta off

After Gohan's hidden powers were unleashed he heads out of Guru's house with a Namekian named Nail

Soon after Vegeta senses the Ginyu Force coming and panics and so he desperately asks Gohan

and Krillin for the Dragon Ball so he can wish for immortality

Krillin doesn't completely agree with the idea but he creates an alliance with Vegeta

and so they head out to gather the Dragon Balls

By the time they gathered the Dragon Balls The Ginyu Force has landed and were dispatched

by Frieza to retrieve the Dragon Balls

The fuck are these poses?

Krillin was hesitant about giving the Dragon Ball to Vegeta and so The Ginyu Force arrives

before they can use them

The leader of the Ginyu Force Captain Ginyu then takes of the Dragon Balls to bring back to Frieza

Leaving Vegeta Krillin and Gohan to fight the four members of The Ginyu Force

The first member of the Ginyu Force to fight is Guldo a fat green bitch who ate far too much Burger King

And there goes his head

The next member is Recoome a "I fucked my cousin last week" headass bitch

Vegeta takes a beating and Krillin gets roundhouse kicked leaving Gohan left to fight

With that being said Gohan gets his neck broken turning him into a bobblehead

Shortly after that happens Captain Ginyu returns back to Frieza with all seven Dragon Balls

Frieza was unable to activate them because he didn't know to password and so he heads to Guru's house to get it

Moving forward Goku lands on Namek after completing his training in a hundred times gravity

Goku then heads to the battlefield and gives a Senzu Bean to Gohan, Krillin, and Vegeta

Shortly after he takes on Recoome and takes him down in one blow

*PLAYING ONE PUNCH MAN - THE HERO!!*

After that he takes on Burter and Jeice at the same time Goku takes down Burter first

and allows Jeice to retreat

Moments after Vegeta ends Burter by kneeing him in the throat and Recoome by overcooking him

Minutes later Jeice returns with Captain Ginyu

Gohan and Krillin then retreats to retrieve the Dragon Balls at Frieza's Spaceship

Leaving Goku and Vegeta behind to handle Captain Ginyu and Jeice

And it looks like Vegeta snakes Goku...

Moving forward Frieza arrives at Guru's house and asks Nail and Guru for the password

to activate the Dragon Balls

Frieza doesn't get an answer and so he grows impatient and urges to kill Nail

Nail then leads Frieza to this place to fight with the sole purpose to stall so Dende can

get over to Gohan and Krillin to activate the Dragon Balls

Meanwhile Goku is now facing Captain Ginyu

During the fight Captain Ginyu inflicts damage to himself and uses his Body Change technique

to switch bodies with Goku

Shortly after Captain Ginyu and Jeice leaves to head back to Frieza's Spaceship leaving

Goku behind in critical condition

Meanwhile Vegeta as well as Krillin and Gohan arrive at Frieza's Spaceship

Using the Dragon Radar Gohan and Krillin find the Dragon Balls and attempt to use them but

fail because they forgot to ask Guru for the password

Soon after Captain Ginyu and Jeice arrive

At first they believe that Captain Ginyu is Goku but Gohan notices that it's not and convinces Krillin

A little bit after Goku arrives and it looks like Captain Ginyu gets gangbanged by three of them

While that is happening Vegeta takes on Jeice and...

Uhh... he overcooked him

Vegeta then goes for Captain Ginyu and almost gets hit by his Body Change technique but

Goku manages to get there in time and get his body back

Captain Ginyu then tries to Body Change with Vegeta once again but Goku throws a frog into it

and yeah... Captain Ginyu is a frog now

Moving forward Vegeta creates an alliance with the Z Fighters because he believes that

they can help activate the Dragon Balls and kill Frieza

Goku is then placed in a Medical Machine and Saiyan armor is given to Gohan and Krillin

Krillin then heads out to get the password from Guru but then he encounters Dende

Dende then tells Krillin that the only way to activate the Dragon Balls is by speaking Namekian

They then regroup with Gohan and gather the Dragon Balls away from the Spaceship to prevent

Vegeta from wishing

Meanwhile Nail is pretty much near death after taking a mad a beating from Frieza

He then tells Frieza that he has been stalling so Dende can get the password over to the Earthlings

With Frieza approaching quickly Dende activates the Dragon Balls to summon Porunga

Gohan and Krillin then wishes to revive their friends but Porunga says that he only has

the power to revive one life at a time

So they then use the first wish to revive Piccolo and the second to transport him to Namek

While this is happening Vegeta wakes up from his nap after sensing Frieza's power level nearby

He then sees Porunga in the distance and rushes to get there before every wish

is used

Just as Vegeta arrives Porunga disappears because Guru dies

Shortly after Frieza makes an appearance giving everyone an erection

Moving forward Piccolo stumbles across Nail and merges with him

After that he then makes his way to the battlefield

To start things off Vegeta goes up against Frieza

After fighting for a bit Frieza transforms

Frieza then catches Krillin with his horn and then drops him into the water

After seeing this Gohan gets angry and so he shoots his pew pews at Frieza but doesn't do jack shit

Frieza then overpowers Gohan and makes his head a step stool

Krillin saves Gohan by throwing a Destructo-Disc and baiting Frieza away from Gohan so Dende

can heal him

With Frieza on his tail Krillin uses Solar Flare to escape him and regroups with the others

Shortly after Piccolo arrives

and so he takes on Frieza one on one

After taking an ass beating

Frieza then transforms into his dick head form and with that being said Piccolo takes an L

For real what the fuck is this shit!?

Gohan then takes Piccolo's spot and fights Frieza

While they are fighting Vegeta tells Krillin to attack him with a heavy blast so he can

acquire greater strength

Assuming that Dende will heal him right after

Krillin follows through and attacks Vegeta Vegeta then begs Dende to heal him but Dende

refuses and goes on to heal Piccolo

Frieza then enters his next transformation and with that being said Dende heals Vegeta

because they need his power in order to defeat Frieza

After Vegeta got healed Frieza targets Dende and turns him into a burnt marshmallow

Vegeta then takes on Frieza 1v1 and...

Takes a FAT L

Moments after Goku makes a complete recovery and arrives at the battlefield

Vegeta then runs his mouth at Frieza and...

*Vegeta got shot by Frieza's Beam*

He dead...

Goku and Frieza then fight and after fighting for episodes Goku starts charging his Spirit Bomb

Piccolo helps buy time and fights Frieza

After a good bit of time the bomb of ass beatery is ready and Goku drops it on Frieza but if

but if you really think about he survives it because he's kind of fucking Frieza

Frieza then shoots a beam at Piccolo and pops Krillin like a bag of chips that hasn't be opened

*Opening a bag of chips*

Through this tragedy Goku unlocks Super Saiyan

Goku then tells Gohan to take his ship back to Earth with Piccolo and Bulma and so Gohan

leaves to do just that

Frieza then drops a massive attack on Namek causing the planet to self-destruct slowly

but surely

Frieza then enters into his final transformation also known as his full power transformation

and resumes his battle with Goku

Meanwhile Mr. Popo gathers the Earth's Dragon Balls to summon Shenron and wishes to revive

Frieza's victims

With Guru back alive the Namekian Dragon Balls active again

King Kai then contacts Guru using telepathy and asks him to use Porunga's last wish

to transfer everyone on Namek to Earth except Frieza and Goku

Dende executes this wish and so this leaves Goku and Frieza to settle things on this deteriorating

planet

Frieza ends up using his signature move "The Double Portable Pizza Cutter" and ends up slicing up himself

That's embarrassing

Frieza then begs for mercy and with Goku being a soft ass bitch he gives Frieza enough energy to

move

Frieza then tries to attack Goku but Goku easily overpowers him and smacks that bitch

easy money

With that being said Guru dies

Okay I know that was irrelevant but I didn't know where to fit this information

Moving forward Goku tries to escape Namek using Frieza's Spaceship

This plan fails because the Spaceship won't start and it looks like Namek self-destructs

with Goku on it...

A hundred-thirty days later the Namekian Dragon Balls are used once again to resurrect Goku

and Krillin to the check-in station in Other World

Krillin is resurrected but Goku isn't because apparently he's still alive

They then use the second wish to transport Krillin to Earth and attempt to use the third

to do the same for Goku

but Goku refuses to return and so the last wish is used to resurrect dead weight

...oh I mean Yamcha

A hundred-thirty days pass once again and so they use the first two wishes to resurrect

Tien and Chiaotzu

After that the Namekians use the last wish to transport themselves to another planet

so they can live their Namekian lives

Moving forward we are now on the Garlic Jr. Arc

Since it's not canon... it's time to skim through these episodes

To start things off we got Maron

A hoe ass bitch

(Yup that's a pretty accurate description)

No but to seriously start things off we got Garlic Jr. invading the Lookout releasing

the Black Water Mist on the Earth

Gohan, Krillin, and Piccolo then assemble to fight Garlic Jr.

after freeing Kami and Mr Popo who are now heading to the bottom of the Lookout to distribute

the Sacred Water on Earth

Garlic Jr. then opens up The Dead Zone and ends up getting sucked into his own attack...

That's embarrassing

With Garlic Jr. defeated and the effects of The Black Water Mist gone

The Garlic Jr. arc is now over

Moving forward Frieza and King Cooler arrive on Earth

Shortly after they arrive a guy with a sword appears and fucks their shit up in Super Saiyan

The guy then tells the Z Fighters that Goku will be landing soon and to follow him to

the location where he'll be landing

After two hours of waiting Goku arrives in his Space Pod

The guy then has a private conversation with Goku and there he reveals his name is Trunks

and that he's from the future

Also revealing that Vegeta and Bulma are his parents

Goku: *Laughing*

Goku: Wow! Bulma and Vegeta huh.

He then warns Goku that in three years two powerful androids will put Earth in danger

Adding that in his timeline those two androids killed all of the Z Fighters

Trunks then gives Goku an antidote for a heart virus that will strike him not too far from

now and leaves to return back to his timeline

Apparently Piccolo heard the whole conversation with his big ass ears and so he fills in everyone

about the situation

After Piccolo explains everything about the Androids Vegeta asks Goku how he escaped Namek

Pause the video if you would like to know because you got me fuck up if you think I'm explaining all this

Moving forward three years the Z Fighters gather up to prepare for the Androids

Yajirobe drops by to give Goku Senzu Beans and leaves

Just as Yajirobe is flying away he's shot down by the androids

The Z Fighters then split up to find the Androids and it looks like Yamcha is their first victim

The rest of the Z Fighters arrive and so Krillin takes Yamcha back to Bulma to get him a Senzu Bean

Goku then leads both Androids away from the city to fight

Shortly after Gohan and Yamcha head their direction

As Goku is fighting Android 19 his heart virus kicks in and so he takes an L

Vegeta then comes in clutch and saves Goku

Then says

*Best Vegeta Impression Of All Time*

Okay that was terrible

Yamcha then takes Goku back to his house so he can take the antidote finally doing something

useful

Vegeta then goes into Super Saiyan and crushes Android 19 with his Big Bang Attack

With that being said Android 20 retreats and plays hide n' seek like a little bitch

After hiding for a while Android 20 sneaks up behind Piccolo and starts absorbing his energy but

soon after is stopped by Gohan

Shortly after Trunks returns from the future and discovers that the androids the Z Fighters

are fighting now aren't same the ones from his timeline and through strong curiosity

he heads to the battlefield

While Piccolo and Android 20 are fighting Bulma and Yajirobe decide drop by

Android 20 uses this opportunity to escape by using a Ki Explosion shooting them down as a diversion

Bulma then tells everyone that Android 20 is Dr Gero and that his lab is located in

a cave somewhere just outside of North City

After hearing this the Z Fighters head out to search for the lab except Gohan who had

to bring Bulma Yajirobe and Baby Trunks back to Capsule Corp

While searching for the lab Krillin is ambushed but spared by Dr Gero because he feared someone

was getting near his lab

Dr Gero then rushes to his lab but little did he know Krillin was following him

Krillin then raises his power level to signal the others but while he was doing that

Dr. Gero activates Android 17 and 18 the two deadly androids from Trunks's timeline

Shortly after Vegeta blasts the gate open and so the Z Fighters witness

the death of Dr Gero

Just as the Androids are about to release Android 16 Trunks attempts to stop them with

a large ki blast but fails...

And so Android 16 is activated

Android 16 is programmed with the objective to kill Goku so the androids head out to search

for him

Vegeta then goes after them because he wants to fight

and so the rest of the Z Fighters follow

Once Vegeta caught up with the androids he faces Android 18 first and takes an L...

*Vegeta's arm gets broken*

The Z Fighters then hop into the action and takes a massive L as well...

The only Z Fighter that didn't participate is Krillin who in the end gets a smooch from

Android 18

(Aye my boy Krillin getting it!)

After the androids left Krillin gives a Senzu Bean to each of the fallen Z Fighters

Shortly after Vegeta leaves ashamed of his defeat and Piccolo leaves to head to the Lookout

to fuse with Kami because of his desperation for power

The rest of them except Tien heads to Goku's house to relocate Goku to Master Roshi's

house to prevent him from getting pooped on by the androids

Moving forward Bulma discovers another Time Machine and notifies Trunks about it

Trunks gets confused after hearing this information because he believes that he owns the only

Time Machine in existence

Through curiosity Trunks examines the Time Machine and discovers that it's identical

to the one he uses

He then looks further into it and finds out that it was used four years ago and also finds

a weird ass egg shell inside of it

After examining the Time Machine Trunks, Bulma, and Gohan find a large molt of some type of creature

(Foreshadowing the next villain)

Moving forward according to the news fifteen-thousand people were wiped out in Gingertown with only

their clothes remaining

After sensing this tragedy Kami fuses with Piccolo and shortly after Piccolo heads to

Gingertown

Once Piccolo arrived he encounters the creature responsible for the eradication of the population

*Slurp Sound*

After a bit of fighting the creature then explains to Piccolo that he came here from

another timeline with a Time Machine

(The one that Trunks examined)

They then resume their fight and it looks like Cell penetrates Piccolo with his EXTRA LONG!

*Pause*

Piccolo manages to escape the creature's grip but now his arm is kinda looking like

my dick

Just kidding

Piccolo then bluffs and says that he surrenders and asks for the creature's true identity

That's when the creature reveals that his name is Cell and that he's one of Dr. Gero's

androids

He then adds that he's an organism created with the cells of the greatest fighters and

that he came to this timeline to absorb Android 17 and 18

After acquiring all of that information Piccolo regenerates his arm using his Namekian abilities

Shortly after that Krillin and Trunks arrive leading Cell to use Solar Flare to retreat

Cell then heads to Nicky Town to absorb more civilians to increase his power

Moving forward Krillin and Trunks head to Dr Gero's lab to destroy the Cell of this

timeline before he develops

While they were there Trunks finds the blueprints for Android 17 and takes them

After that Krillin and Trunks destroys the lab along with the Cell of this timeline in

his larvae form

Trunks then gives the blueprints for Android 17 to Krillin and heads to Vegeta to train

with him

Krillin then heads over to Capsule Corp to deliver the blueprints to Bulma so she can

find the weaknesses to the androids

Moving forward Goku makes a complete recovery and uses Instant Transmission to get the Lookout

after gathering Gohan, Vegeta, and Trunks

At the Lookout they use The Hyperbolic Time Chamber to train and so the first people to

go in are Vegeta and Trunks

Meanwhile the androids arrive at Kame's House for Goku

Piccolo refuses to tell the androids the location of Goku and so he fights Android 17 a good

distance away from Kame's House

After fighting for an episode or two Cell appears wipes out Piccolo and absorbs Android

17

After absorbing 17 Cell transforms into his "Big Daddy Fish Lips" form

Android 16 then goes up against Cell and gets smoked...

Tien then comes out of the cut and allows Androids 16 and 18 to escape while he drops

his Tri-Beams of ass beatery

After a short period Tien runs out of juice and collapses

Goku then uses Instant Transmission to collect Tien and Piccolo and brings them to the Lookout

giving them both a Senzu Bean

Moving forward Bulma gives Krillin a remote that can destroy the Androids and heads to

the Lookout

Shortly after Trunks and Vegeta complete their training in The Hyperbolic Time Chamber

Bulma arrives with Saiyan armor that she created and supplies them to Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Trunks

Moments after they equip the armor Vegeta and Trunks head out to fight Cell and Goku

and Gohan head to The Hyperbolic Time Chamber to train

Moving forward Vegeta is now fighting Cell and while they're fighting Krillin finds

Android 16 and 18 and can't bring himself to push the button because of "yeah"

Krillin then smashes the remote and tells Android 18 to run

Meanwhile Cell spots them and goes after 18

Vegeta doesn't stop Cell because if you really think about it he's Vegeta

Trunks then tries to stop Cell but every time he tried Vegeta cock blocked him

So Trunks had enough of his shit and so he gets him out the way real quick

Cell then uses Solar Flare to blind everyone and so he successfully obtains his Perfect

Form after absorbing Android 18

Vegeta then makes his return just his ass beat by Cell

Through rage Vegeta charges his Final Flash and smacks Cell with it

Pretty much doing nothing...

With that being said Vegeta takes a massive L

Trunks then goes up against Cell but soon after Cell stops the fight because he was

disappointed in the Z Fighters' power

He then says that he'll give the Z Fighters more time to train and also mentions that

he'll be hosting a game to test his strength

Moving forward Cell announces The Cell Games on the news stating the time and location

With that being said Trunks and Vegeta head to the Lookout to train in The Hyperbolic

Time Chamber

A short time after they arrive Goku and Gohan exits The Hyperbolic Time Chamber and there

they see Gohan in his Super Saiyan form

Piccolo then enters The Hyperbolic Time Chamber to train and then right after he finishes

Vegeta enters

While they're training in The Hyperbolic Time Chamber Goku heads to The New Namek to

pick up Dende so he can become The Guardian of Earth With Dende as The Guardian the Earth's

Dragon Balls are now active once again

Moving forward the Z Fighters gather for The Cell Games and sees THE WORLD CHAMPION HERCU...

*PLAYING ONE PUNCH MAN - THE HERO!!*

The first person to go up against Cell is Goku

After getting overpowered Goku surrenders and makes Gohan take his place

Gohan then takes a beating and so Android 16 hops in to help but gets destroyed once

again...

Cell then poops out a couple of Cell Jrs to attack the Z Fighters on the sideline

While that's happening Android 16 gives Gohan a POWERFUL speech but

*Cell crushes Android 16's head*

After witnessing the death of 16 Gohan unleashes Super Saiyan 2 and smokes all of the Cell Jrs

Moments after he nails Cell in the stomach making him spew out Android 18

Through desperation Cell attempts to self-destruct but Goku says NOPE and transports both of

them to King Kai's planet

With that being said everybody there dies and the whole planet is annulated

Oh wait did I say everybody dies? Well I lied Cell is still alive because if you really

think about he's Cell

That's when Gohan says that he's tired of this shit and stuffs his extra juicy Father-Son

Kamehameha down his throat defeating him for good

The Z Fighters then head to the Lookout to summon Shenron so they can bring back everyone who Cell killed

After that was done Krillin uses the last wish with the approval of the others to remove

the bombs implanted inside of Android 18 and 17

Trunks then leaves to return back to his timeline to destroy the androids and Cell

which he does with ease

Time skipping forward Gohan is a high school student Goten is born and Krillin is married

to Android 18 and has a child

With all of the crime going on in the city Gohan decides to get a costume to disguise

his identity to fight crime and so The Great Saiyaman is born

Soon after Hercule's daughter Videl finds out that Gohan is the Great Saiyanman and

uses the secret to blackmail him into entering the World Martial Arts Tournament and to also

teach her to fly

With that being said Goku contacts Gohan using King Kai's telepathic abilities to tell

him that he'll be entering the tournament also

Gohan then gathers a couple of the Z Fighters to enter the tournament and then undergoes

training with Goten

Goten: K, I'm going to throw it as hard as I can.

Gohan: Great!

While they're training Videl drops by and demands for her flying lessons as promised

Gohan then teaches both Videl and Goten how to fly and just as she's leaving Gohan tells

her that he likes girls with short hair

And so that explains her Ellen Degeneres haircut later on

Moving forward the Z Fighters gather for the World Martial Arts Tournament including Goku

The Junior Division is first and so as a result Trunks and Goten dominate to the finals

They then have an intense match and it looks like Trunks takes the win

As a reward for winning Trunks gets the opportunity to spar with THE WORLD CHAMPION HERCU...

*PLAYING ONE PUNCH MAN - THE HERO!!*

After grabbing a bite the Z Fighters then encounter two strange people that are going

to enter the tournament

Moving forward to the tournament the first match is with Krillin and a fat boy and Krillin

wins

The second match is with Piccolo and this guy and so Piccolo surrenders

The third match is with Videl and Spopovich and it looks like Videl should've stayed

home

The fourth match is with Gohan and Kibito and this is when things start getting interesting

because this is when Piccolo discovers that the person that he surrendered to is The Supreme Kai

Gohan then transforms into a Super Saiyan after being told to and gets jumped by Spopovich

and Yamu

After they absorbed his energy they leave and so The Supreme Kai as well as The Z Fighters go after them

Shortly after Kibito and Gohan follow

This is when Kibito and The Supreme Kai explain their plan to stop the resurrection of Majin Buu

Pause the video for the elaboration because you got me fucked up if you think I'm explaining

all of this

They then arrive at Babidi's Spaceship and sees Babidi killing off Spopovich and Yamu

after receiving the Energy Absorber containing Gohan's pure energy

Babidi then dispatches Dabura to take care of The Supreme Kai Kibito and the Z Fighters

and so it looks like Kibito is the first one to get taken out...

Dabura then spits on Krillin and Piccolo turning them into stone statues and retreats to Babidi's

Spaceship to bait the remaining fighters into a trap

Meanwhile the tournament continues disqualifying the one's that left

They decide to do a battle royale and so the two irrelevant characters are eliminated right off the bat

leaving Android 18, Hercule, and Mighty Mask to fight

Hercule doesn't do shit so Android 18 and Mighty Mask fight

While fighting Android 18 realizes that Mighty Mask is Goten and Trunks and uses her Destructo-Disc to cut their costume in

half, exposing them

They both were then disqualified leaving Hercule and Android 18 remaining

Through desperation to keep his fame he bribes Android 18 with ten million Zeni along with

the prize money to let him win

(What a true champ)

Moving forward Vegeta falls under the influence of Babidi's spell after entering the spaceship

Once that was done Babidi transports all four of them to the stadium where Vegeta just says

fuck the crowd

After that Babidi then transfers them back somewhere near his spaceship

Where Goku and Vegeta fight while Gohan and The Supreme Kai enter Babidi's Spaceship

to stop the resurrection of Majin Buu

(And they're too late)

With that being said Goku stops his battle with Vegeta to negotiate a partnership with

him to stop Majin Buu

Opposed to that Vegeta knocks Goku out cold while his guard is down and heads to fight

Buu solo

Meanwhile Gohan and The Supreme Kai take a beating from Majin Buu and Dabura gets turned

into a cookie and eaten

While all of this is happening Goten and Trunks are just chilling on the side watching

Soon after Vegeta arrives to fight Majin Buu

After taking it up the butt Vegeta unleashes a large ki explosion

But as a result...

Vegeta is DUSTY AS FUCK!

Piccolo then heads to the battlefield to check up on things and there he discovers that Majin

Buu is still alive and so he retreats and heads back to the Lookout

Moving forward Bulma and her squad gathers all seven of the Dragon Balls to summon Shenron

and with doing so they use the first wish to bring back everyone who died today except

the bad people

After waking up Goku uses Instant Transmission to get to them and calls off Shenron to reserve

the last wish

Shortly after he transports everyone to the Lookout

With Kibito back alive after being revived by the Dragon Balls he heals The Supreme Kai

and Gohan

After that The Supreme Kai transports them to The World of The Kais where Gohan undergoes

training with the Z Sword

Moving forward Buu kills off Babidi and Goku is now teaching Goten and Trunks the fusion technique

As an incentive to train Goku shows Goten and Trunks Super Saiyan 3

With that being said Goku burns up his last minutes on Earth leaving Piccolo to instruct

the fusion training

After returning to Other World Goku senses Gohan and uses Instant Transmission to get

to him

They then play some baseball and end up breaking the Z Sword

At first they were hurt that the sword broke but later realize the sword training helped

Gohan increase his overall strength

Shortly after The Elder Kai appears and starts the ritual to awaken Gohan's hidden power

Meanwhile Goten and Trunks are still working on their fusion technique

After failing twice they successfully fuse and so Gotenks is born

With Gotenks being a cocky bitch he heads to Majin Buu to fight him and takes a massive L...

They then head back to the Lookout to undergo more fusion training implementing Super Saiyan

into the mix

Moving forward Hercule decides to head over to Buu's house to kill him

After many failed attempts Hercule builds a bond with him and tries to change Buu for

the better

They then adopt a puppy and...

*Gun Shot*

After Bee got shot Buu heals him and Hercule brings the person responsible to justice

Shortly after the person climbs into Buu's house and shoots Hercule

This makes Buu really angry and so he releases Evil Buu

They both then fight and Evil Buu wins by turning Good Buu into chocolate

Evil Buu then eats the chocolate and transforms into Super Buu After that he heads to the

Lookout to fight the Z Fighters

A short time after he arrives he kills everyone on Earth except Hercule, Bee, Chiaotzu, and Tien

But in the end Chiaotzu and Tien don't really do anything so they really don't fucking matter

Buu then negotiates with Piccolo and agrees to wait one hour to fight Gotenks before he

kills everyone on the Lookout

Chichi then goes up to Buu to bitch slap him and gets turned to an egg

Shortly after that hilarious tragedy Goten and Trunks enter The Hyperbolic Time Chamber

to polish their fusion technique

Buu loses his patients after thirty minutes of waiting and demands to fight now so Piccolo

leads him to the chamber to fulfill his request

After fighting for a couple of episodes Piccolo believes that Buu is too strong and so he

destroys the exit to The Hyperbolic Time Chamber trapping all three of them

...or technically four

Buu then throws a tantrum and screams ripping a hole in the dimension allowing him to escape

Buu then turns everyone on the Lookout into chocolate and eats them

Shortly after Gotenks goes into Super Saiyan 3 and rips a hole in the dimension the same

way Buu did and escapes The Hyperbolic Time Chamber along with Piccolo

Gotenks and Buu then resume their fight resulting in the destruction of the Lookout

Short after Gotenks runs out of juice and so the fusion depletes

Meanwhile Gohan's potential is completely unleashed and so he heads to the battlefield

to fight Buu

After taking a beating from Gohan Buu uses a large ki explosion but doesn't affect

anyone

With that being said the Z Fighters happen to come across Hercule and Dende

Buu then returns and uses his bubblegum shit to absorb Piccolo and Gotenks

Shortly after Gohan starts taking L's because if you really think about it Buu absorbed

Piccolo and Gotenks

Moving forward Vegeta and Goku are granted the ability to return Earth to fight Majin Buu

Before Goku leaves The Elder Kai gives Goku the Potara

Earrings that have the ability to fuse two people permanently

With that being said Kibito and The Supreme Kai try it out and so Kibito Kai is born

Goku then uses Instant Transmission to get to Earth shortly after Vegeta arrives

Goku then tells Vegeta to fuse with him but Vegeta refuses to and soon after Buu arrives

They both take an L and so as a last resort they use the Potara earrings to fuse into Vegito

After getting that ass beat around silly Buu manages to absorb Vegito using his bubblegum

shit and so their transformation is undone due to the odd atmosphere inside of his body

Moving forward they find Piccolo, Gohan, Goten, and Trunks and frees them from Buu

Shortly after they find Good Buu and frees him as well forcing Buu to undergo another transformation

Goku and Vegeta then escapes Buu's body with the other Z Fighters in their hand and

now they have to go up against Kid Buu... the true manifestation of evil

Right off the bat Kid Buu drops the gigantic ball of ass beatery destroying the entire Earth along with the people on it

Luckily Kibito Kai comes in clutch and transports everyone to The World of The Kais before it hit

Shortly after Buu appears and so Kibito Kai transports Dende The Elder Kai and himself

to another planet far away after being told to by Goku

After fighting for a bit Kid Buu throws up Good Buu and so they fight while Goku charges his Spirit Bomb

Meanwhile Dende, Kibito Kai, and The Elder Kai head over to The New Namek to summon Porunga

to restore the Earth and revive everyone who died since the morning of the World Martial

Arts Tournament except of course the bad guys

Since the Spirit Bomb needed energy Vegeta contacts the Earth telepathically with the help of King Kai

and tells everyone to raise their hand to give their energy

And he fails...

Goku then tries to persuade everyone on Earth to give their energy and successfully

fails...

Hercule then tells everyone on Earth to give their energy and it works because if you really think about it think about it...

They want his dick

So with that being said Goku drops his fully charged Spirit Bomb down Kid Buu's throat

defeating him for good

After that they return back to Earth taking Good Buu along with them and live happily ever after

The end.

Just kidding

This is kind of an irrelevant part in my opinion but I'll go over it anyways

Time skipping way forward to the next World Martial Arts Tournament we got Goku fighting

Kid Buu's reincarnation Uub

Goku stops the fight and flies away with Uub to become his master and to live in his village

With that being said they live happily ever af...

(Shut the fuck up Moe!)

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MAKE PART-TIME LEGISLATURE

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MOSTLY AFTERNOONDRY START TO

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here

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Doppler 12 Futurecast:

TONIGHT: Partly cloudy with

lows

in the low to mid 50s. There

will be

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SUNDAY: A little brighter with

highs

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the

coast.

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highs near 70.

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mid

70s.

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the

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Once Mr. Conne (?) the political secretary of American Consulate here (in Pakistan)

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It is compensation and who is Dhimmi?

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So they will pay Jizya and Muslims will pay Zakah. That's all.

So he said to me that he got it now.

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VIDEO REACTION - Delta VS Cross by Animated Zorox - REUPLOAD - Duration: 12:03.

Hello people! It's me, Jakei

or Jael...or...

...the girl that looks like a guy...

Today I'm going to react to a video

made by Animated Zorox

It's an animation about Cross fighting against his Sans called Delta!Sans

Animated Zorox is the creator of UltraTale

I think you have seen the animation before

Anyway if you haven't, I'll put the links down below

asdasdasd help meh i dont have emotions asdasdasd

Ahm...

This is my first video reaction...so...

ASDHAGASD

I DUNNO WHAT TO DO

Probably it will be the last one

I don't know I'm just making an exception this time because...

...It's Cross, it's mah son <3

...So...

Let's go to react to it! (Really I'm sorry for my lack of emotions)

Let's

Let's try to watch my reaction in this little corner

Thank you so much AZ for this

OH THE HYPE

MMMMM OH MY GOD

Yes, rearaaarry are so complicated(?)

BOOOI

Hi, Horror!

You wanted to know how it would be Horror vs Cross

well, there you have.

oh mah gad

The puns tho.

I saw this in the preview, but it's good to watch it again.

OOOH BOI

TAKE THAT, CROSS

Whohoo! Gaster Blaster

my god

The fight scenes are so good

Oooh

OOOOOOOOOHHHH

BOIII

THAT'S SO

*Fangirling*

Good! Go, Delta, GO!

No, don't tell me

Wha'chu you gonna do?

He's not going to do that~

Ooooh boi give him...

Kick his ass!

Where did he go-OOOH

OH, NICE.

Run boy! Run!!

Good

GOOD

X-CELLENT

Where are you going?

WHERE ARE YOU GOIN'

Woo-hoo! (I'm really happy ;w;)

GASP

OH NO

What have you done

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, CROSS

Don't tell me- OOOH

BOI

You destroyed his wings

*pain sound*

Poor Delta

NnnnnnnNNNNOOOOOO

Oh

Oh, you're blue now.

Do it!

DO IT!!!!

*GASP*

OOHOO

That was so close

KILL HIM!!

KEEL HEEEMMM

I'm supposed to be at the side of Cross

NnnnnnNNNOOOOOOO (x2)

Yyyyeaas

YES

That happens when you're wearing so much clothes, babe.

Aww, yes

I destroyed it!

Papyyyy

Bye Papy!

My creator... made a hell of meeeh.

Ink...you have so much reasons...

*Underverse Spoilers*

Yes, there was another way... not the correct one...

Ah....yeah? (Is that something bad?)

Oh, no Don't say that.

Noooo Don't say that either

*SrPelo Gasp*

DON'T TOUCH DA CHILD

Don't touch my child

OH BOI

NO

No puns

Cross what have you done?

OH NO

AAAGH NOT AGAIN

Ooh! there's Cross' theme

OH, BOI

Good, Horror!

OH BOI

OH BOI I'm shakin'

Cross just...go away

Whata- What are you going to

OOOOH BOI

OH, BOI

Cross...you son of a...

son of a Me.

Come on, Bravery!

You can do it!

Awww, Sans...

This is the end of Delta.

C'mon! Just be brave!

OH

OHH BOY

OH BOY

WOOAH

OH

OH- OOH CROSS IS NOW IN TROUBLE

WOAAH

There you go, Horror!

HI CHARA!

HII!

Aww you escaped, you cowards

*sigh* The end

OH, BOY

OH

POOEH

Well...uh...

...What I have to say?

I mean...holy sh*t

that was so good

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Odd (OC Animatic) - Duration: 1:49.

Knowing now, that this was indeed the legendary sword

called "Excalibur,"

Arthur tried to pull it from the stone.

He tried once

to no avail.

He tried a second time

but still, he could not pull it out.

Then, for the third time

Arthur drew forth the sword...

So that must mean he's the king!

Wait and see

I never knew books could do that

Do what?

Take me away from this place

make me forget for a little while

Forget?

Who I...

What I am...

We have something in common, you know

What is that?

In the town where I come from,

the people think I'm odd

You?

So, I know how it feels to be...

different.

And I know how lonely that can be

For the third time, Arthur drew forth the sword,

and there arose from the people a great shout.

Arthur is king.

I told you so...

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Thomas and Friends Anime! Ep.1 PREVIEW- Animatic in Progress (TURN ON CC FOR LINES) - Duration: 1:26.

Percy: Thomas! Thomas!

Thomas: Huagh wha?

Percy: Thomas wake up!

Thomas: Percy?

(Attempts to open door)

(Percy bursts through the door)

Percy: Something weird happen...!

Percy: in Sodor it's our...!

Percy: Thomas!!

Thomas: Uhhh....

Thomas: Percy?

Percy: Thomas!

Thomas: What happen to you?!

Percy: That's what I came to you for!

Percy: Sir Topham Hatt isn't here and everyone had work to do

Percy: I overslept when I notice something wasn't right....

Percy:We look completely different!

Thomas: That is odd..well..

Thomas: We'll have to figure out this mystery out ourselves!

Percy: Right!

Thomas: Let's find Sir Topham Hatt and change our look

Percy: Right behind you Thomas!

For more infomation >> Thomas and Friends Anime! Ep.1 PREVIEW- Animatic in Progress (TURN ON CC FOR LINES) - Duration: 1:26.

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DRAGON BALL Z IN 28 MINUTES - Duration: 28:11.

Just a heads up

*Sigh*

Just another peaceful day on Earth

Just kidding

To start Dragon Ball Z off we got Raditz landing on Earth in his space pod

He then searches for his brother Kakarot also known as Goku to partner up with him for the very purpose of destroying planets

Raditz finds Goku at Kame's House and urges him to join his side

Goku refuses and so Raditz knees the fuck out of him and takes his son Gohan later confining him in his space pod

Goku and Piccolo then arrive to take on Raditz

Raditz manages to overpower both of them and makes Goku a step stool

Through anger Gohan escapes the Space Pod and hits Raditz with a POWERFUL headbutt

Goku then sees an opportunity and restrains Raditz allowing Piccolo to use his Special Beam Cannon picking up a nice little two piece

This sends Goku to the check-in station in Other World where he was dispatched by King Yemma to travel on Snake Way to get to King Kai's planet

Where he will be able to receive training from King Kai himself

With Goku traveling on Snake Way for episodes on episodes on episodes on episodes

Piccolo takes Gohan and puts him through training

because he's aware of the two Saiyans coming to invade the Earth and he knew that more power was necessary to defend it

For the first part of Gohan's training he had to survive alone in the wilderness for six months

During his training he watered some rocks and unintentionally transformed into a Great Ape

Piccolo then stops Gohan's rampage by destroying the moon and removing his tail

Wait hold up did Piccolo just destroy the moon?

That seems realistic

Going forward a couple of months Gohan successfully passes the first part of his training

and now moves on to the next which is sparring with Piccolo

During the spar Gohan transforms into a Great Ape once again because his tail grows back

and there's a full moon being projected from Raditz's space pod

To stop Gohan Piccolo destroys the space pod to get rid of the projection ultimately leading

to the end of Gohan's Great Ape transformation

He then removes Gohan's tail and resumes his training after he wakes up

After running a marathon across Snake Way Goku finally arrives at King Kai's planet

and there he notices that the gravity is far greater than Earth's

He then meets King Kai and then undergoes his training in gravity roughly ten times stronger than Earth's

After completing King Kai's training Goku is able to withstand the gravity on this planet

and also learned the Spirit Bomb and the martial art technique Kaioken

Goku then wants to get wished back to life so while Master Roshi is dropping the kids off at the pool

he contacts him using King Kai's telepathic abilities

Shortly after Goku is resurrected through Shenron and heads back on Snake Way to the check-in station where he'll be able to return back to Earth

Meanwhile the two Saiyans Nappa and Vegeta arrive on Earth

They encounter the Z Fighters and to start things off Nappa plants Saibamen seeds

and grows them like fucking vegetables

The Z Fighters then go up against the Saibamen and it looks like Yamcha takes a fat L

Yup he's out cold...

Krillin then goes into a brief rage because of Yamcha's death and obliterates the Saibamen

with a single blast leaving one left which Piccolo disposes of with ease

Nappa then goes up against the Z Fighters starting with Tien

And there goes Tien's arm...

Chiaotzu then sneaks up on Nappa and manages to get a hold of him

and self-destructs with the intention of taking Nappa down with him and...

He kinda failed...

Through mere anger Tien takes on Nappa with a missing arm and as a result...

it's really not a surprise....

Nappa then shoots a ki blast at Gohan but Piccolo says NOPE and blocks it with his life

Shortly after Goku arrives and raises his power level to

Vegeta: OVER 9000!

(I had enough of this meme...)

Goku then defeats Nappa but Vegeta is the one that finishes the job by turning Nappa into an overcooked shit

Gohan and Krillin then retreats to Kame's House while Goku and Vegeta settle their battle

During their fight Vegeta creates an artificial moon to transform into a Great Ape and literally crushes Goku

Gohan and Krillin return and finds Yajirobe at the scene

They then plot a plan to cut off Vegeta's tail

So Yajirobe comes in clutch and slashes the tail clean off

returning Vegeta to his original state

Gohan then takes on Vegeta and with the element of surprise Krillin smacks Vegeta with a Spirit Bomb

Vegeta then gets back up and steals the fuck out of Krillin

Moments after Yajirobe ambushes Vegeta and slashes him in the back

but Vegeta gets back up and hits him with a mean roundhouse kick

With time elapsing Gohan grows his tail back and with the artificial moon still active

he transforms into a Great Ape and attacks Vegeta

Vegeta then uses something similar to the Destructo-Disc because if you really think about it

Vegeta is Kakashi's twin brother

Using the bootleg Destructo-Disc he slices Gohan's tail off returning Gohan to his original state

Vegeta then calls in his space pod to make an escape

As a reaction Krillin picks up Yajirobe's sword attempting to end Vegeta but then is stopped by Goku allowing Vegeta to flee

A little after Chichi, Bulma, and a couple others arrive in a plane and recovers everyone

On the plane ride Krillin speculates that there might be a way to bring back everyone who died

Even though Kami is no longer alive because Piccolo died Krillin says that they should

go to planet Namek and collect the Dragon Balls there so they can wish back their friends

No one was opposed to that idea so Bulma scavenges an abandoned spaceship and brings it to her lab to refurbish it

Once it was completely renovated Bulma Gohan and Krillin head out to Namek

leaving Goku behind because he's still in critical condition

Meanwhile Vegeta makes a full recovery and heads to Namek as well with the ambition to

collect the seven Dragon Balls so he can wish for eternal life

With that being said Vegeta lands on Namek a couple of minutes after Bulma's squad does

So far four of the seven Dragon Balls have been collected by a purple lip stick bitch named Frieza

Frieza has soldiers scouting the area and apparently two of them spot Bulma, Krillin, and Gohan

They end up destroying their spaceship so Gohan and Krillin had to fuck their shit up

After that Frieza and his henchmen fly by and so Krillin and Gohan decided to go after them to see where they were heading to

leaving Bulma behind to set camp

At this time Goku makes a full recovery because Yajirobe drops by and gives Goku a Senzu Bean

Goku then goes to Dr Briefs and gets access to a Spaceship so he can head to Namek

While Goku is traveling to Namek he uses the artificial gravity machine installed in his Spaceship to train

During this time Gohan and Krillin are currently watching the engagement between Frieza and the Namekians

They witness one of Frieza's henchmen Dordoria ruthlessly killing one of the Namekian children

Dordoria then goes for the second child but Gohan jumps in and hits Dodoria with a mean roundhouse kick to the mouth

Krillin and Gohan then flee with the Namekian child named Dende

Dodoria goes after them but Krillin uses Solar Flare which temporarily blinds him

allowing them to make a successful escape back to their camp site

Shortly after Vegeta ambushes Dodoria and ends up toasting him to a crisp

Vegeta then heads to a Namekian village and eradicates everyone living there and acquires the 4-Star Dragon Ball

He then hides the Dragon Ball underwater to prevent Frieza from gathering all seven

Shortly after Vegeta encounters Zarbon

At first Vegeta has the upper hand but loses it when Zarbon transforms into this ugly ass thing

So Vegeta takes an L and so Zarbon flies away with the conclusion that he killed Vegeta but really...

He didn't

Moving forward Krillin and Dende leave the camp site to head to Guru's house

There Krillin is entrusted with the final Dragon Ball that hasn't been captured

and along with that Guru unleashes Krillin's hidden power

Once that was done Krillin heads back to the camp site with the Dragon Ball

simultaneously as Gohan leaves the camp site to gather a Dragon Ball nearby

Shortly after Zarbon gets a lecture from Frieza for his carelessness and is dispatched to retrieve Vegeta

Zarbon recovers Vegeta and brings him back to the Spaceship where they soon place him

in a Medical Machine because they want Vegeta alive to interrogate him about the Dragon Balls

Vegeta makes a complete recovery and kills the purple bitch that was supervising him

He then heads to the room that contains the five Dragon Balls that Frieza collected

and throws them out to a specific location and makes his escape

Vegeta then places the five Dragon Balls in his little hiding spot and there he sees Krillin

flying over him with a Dragon Ball in his hand

Vegeta goes after him and while he's on his trail Zarbon spots Vegeta and pursues him

After a bit of time Krillin returns back to the camp and then soon after Vegeta and Zarbon

make their appearance

Vegeta then says that he'll be the one to take Krillin's "balls"

And then blasts Zarbon through the stomach

Krillin had no choice but to hand his "balls" over

Okay let me stop.

Krillin had no choice but to hand the Dragon Ball over to Vegeta to spare his and Bulma's life

Vegeta flies away with the Dragon Ball but little does he know Gohan has a Dragon Ball

in his possession which he successfully brings back to the camp site

They then relocate because they knew that Vegeta was going to go after them once he

finds out the Dragon Ball he hid went missing

Moving forward Frieza calls in the Ginyu Force as reinforcement and Gohan and Krillin head out

to Guru's house so Gohan can get his hidden powers released

With Krillin and Gohan going at full speed Vegeta senses their power levels and goes after them

As they get close to Guru's house Vegeta catches up and so Krillin allows Gohan to

get his hidden powers unleashed while he holds Vegeta off

After Gohan's hidden powers were unleashed he heads out of Guru's house with a Namekian named Nail

Soon after Vegeta senses the Ginyu Force coming and panics and so he desperately asks Gohan

and Krillin for the Dragon Ball so he can wish for immortality

Krillin doesn't completely agree with the idea but he creates an alliance with Vegeta

and so they head out to gather the Dragon Balls

By the time they gathered the Dragon Balls The Ginyu Force has landed and were dispatched

by Frieza to retrieve the Dragon Balls

The fuck are these poses?

Krillin was hesitant about giving the Dragon Ball to Vegeta and so The Ginyu Force arrives

before they can use them

The leader of the Ginyu Force Captain Ginyu then takes of the Dragon Balls to bring back to Frieza

Leaving Vegeta Krillin and Gohan to fight the four members of The Ginyu Force

The first member of the Ginyu Force to fight is Guldo a fat green bitch who ate far too much Burger King

And there goes his head

The next member is Recoome a "I fucked my cousin last week" headass bitch

Vegeta takes a beating and Krillin gets roundhouse kicked leaving Gohan left to fight

With that being said Gohan gets his neck broken turning him into a bobblehead

Shortly after that happens Captain Ginyu returns back to Frieza with all seven Dragon Balls

Frieza was unable to activate them because he didn't know to password and so he heads to Guru's house to get it

Moving forward Goku lands on Namek after completing his training in a hundred times gravity

Goku then heads to the battlefield and gives a Senzu Bean to Gohan, Krillin, and Vegeta

Shortly after he takes on Recoome and takes him down in one blow

*PLAYING ONE PUNCH MAN - THE HERO!!*

After that he takes on Burter and Jeice at the same time Goku takes down Burter first

and allows Jeice to retreat

Moments after Vegeta ends Burter by kneeing him in the throat and Recoome by overcooking him

Minutes later Jeice returns with Captain Ginyu

Gohan and Krillin then retreats to retrieve the Dragon Balls at Frieza's Spaceship

Leaving Goku and Vegeta behind to handle Captain Ginyu and Jeice

And it looks like Vegeta snakes Goku...

Moving forward Frieza arrives at Guru's house and asks Nail and Guru for the password

to activate the Dragon Balls

Frieza doesn't get an answer and so he grows impatient and urges to kill Nail

Nail then leads Frieza to this place to fight with the sole purpose to stall so Dende can

get over to Gohan and Krillin to activate the Dragon Balls

Meanwhile Goku is now facing Captain Ginyu

During the fight Captain Ginyu inflicts damage to himself and uses his Body Change technique

to switch bodies with Goku

Shortly after Captain Ginyu and Jeice leaves to head back to Frieza's Spaceship leaving

Goku behind in critical condition

Meanwhile Vegeta as well as Krillin and Gohan arrive at Frieza's Spaceship

Using the Dragon Radar Gohan and Krillin find the Dragon Balls and attempt to use them but

fail because they forgot to ask Guru for the password

Soon after Captain Ginyu and Jeice arrive

At first they believe that Captain Ginyu is Goku but Gohan notices that it's not and convinces Krillin

A little bit after Goku arrives and it looks like Captain Ginyu gets gangbanged by three of them

While that is happening Vegeta takes on Jeice and...

Uhh... he overcooked him

Vegeta then goes for Captain Ginyu and almost gets hit by his Body Change technique but

Goku manages to get there in time and get his body back

Captain Ginyu then tries to Body Change with Vegeta once again but Goku throws a frog into it

and yeah... Captain Ginyu is a frog now

Moving forward Vegeta creates an alliance with the Z Fighters because he believes that

they can help activate the Dragon Balls and kill Frieza

Goku is then placed in a Medical Machine and Saiyan armor is given to Gohan and Krillin

Krillin then heads out to get the password from Guru but then he encounters Dende

Dende then tells Krillin that the only way to activate the Dragon Balls is by speaking Namekian

They then regroup with Gohan and gather the Dragon Balls away from the Spaceship to prevent

Vegeta from wishing

Meanwhile Nail is pretty much near death after taking a mad a beating from Frieza

He then tells Frieza that he has been stalling so Dende can get the password over to the Earthlings

With Frieza approaching quickly Dende activates the Dragon Balls to summon Porunga

Gohan and Krillin then wishes to revive their friends but Porunga says that he only has

the power to revive one life at a time

So they then use the first wish to revive Piccolo and the second to transport him to Namek

While this is happening Vegeta wakes up from his nap after sensing Frieza's power level nearby

He then sees Porunga in the distance and rushes to get there before every wish

is used

Just as Vegeta arrives Porunga disappears because Guru dies

Shortly after Frieza makes an appearance giving everyone an erection

Moving forward Piccolo stumbles across Nail and merges with him

After that he then makes his way to the battlefield

To start things off Vegeta goes up against Frieza

After fighting for a bit Frieza transforms

Frieza then catches Krillin with his horn and then drops him into the water

After seeing this Gohan gets angry and so he shoots his pew pews at Frieza but doesn't do jack shit

Frieza then overpowers Gohan and makes his head a step stool

Krillin saves Gohan by throwing a Destructo-Disc and baiting Frieza away from Gohan so Dende

can heal him

With Frieza on his tail Krillin uses Solar Flare to escape him and regroups with the others

Shortly after Piccolo arrives

and so he takes on Frieza one on one

After taking an ass beating

Frieza then transforms into his dick head form and with that being said Piccolo takes an L

For real what the fuck is this shit!?

Gohan then takes Piccolo's spot and fights Frieza

While they are fighting Vegeta tells Krillin to attack him with a heavy blast so he can

acquire greater strength

Assuming that Dende will heal him right after

Krillin follows through and attacks Vegeta Vegeta then begs Dende to heal him but Dende

refuses and goes on to heal Piccolo

Frieza then enters his next transformation and with that being said Dende heals Vegeta

because they need his power in order to defeat Frieza

After Vegeta got healed Frieza targets Dende and turns him into a burnt marshmallow

Vegeta then takes on Frieza 1v1 and...

Takes a FAT L

Moments after Goku makes a complete recovery and arrives at the battlefield

Vegeta then runs his mouth at Frieza and...

*Vegeta got shot by Frieza's Beam*

He dead...

Goku and Frieza then fight and after fighting for episodes Goku starts charging his Spirit Bomb

Piccolo helps buy time and fights Frieza

After a good bit of time the bomb of ass beatery is ready and Goku drops it on Frieza but if

but if you really think about he survives it because he's kind of fucking Frieza

Frieza then shoots a beam at Piccolo and pops Krillin like a bag of chips that hasn't be opened

*Opening a bag of chips*

Through this tragedy Goku unlocks Super Saiyan

Goku then tells Gohan to take his ship back to Earth with Piccolo and Bulma and so Gohan

leaves to do just that

Frieza then drops a massive attack on Namek causing the planet to self-destruct slowly

but surely

Frieza then enters into his final transformation also known as his full power transformation

and resumes his battle with Goku

Meanwhile Mr. Popo gathers the Earth's Dragon Balls to summon Shenron and wishes to revive

Frieza's victims

With Guru back alive the Namekian Dragon Balls active again

King Kai then contacts Guru using telepathy and asks him to use Porunga's last wish

to transfer everyone on Namek to Earth except Frieza and Goku

Dende executes this wish and so this leaves Goku and Frieza to settle things on this deteriorating

planet

Frieza ends up using his signature move "The Double Portable Pizza Cutter" and ends up slicing up himself

That's embarrassing

Frieza then begs for mercy and with Goku being a soft ass bitch he gives Frieza enough energy to

move

Frieza then tries to attack Goku but Goku easily overpowers him and smacks that bitch

easy money

With that being said Guru dies

Okay I know that was irrelevant but I didn't know where to fit this information

Moving forward Goku tries to escape Namek using Frieza's Spaceship

This plan fails because the Spaceship won't start and it looks like Namek self-destructs

with Goku on it...

A hundred-thirty days later the Namekian Dragon Balls are used once again to resurrect Goku

and Krillin to the check-in station in Other World

Krillin is resurrected but Goku isn't because apparently he's still alive

They then use the second wish to transport Krillin to Earth and attempt to use the third

to do the same for Goku

but Goku refuses to return and so the last wish is used to resurrect dead weight

...oh I mean Yamcha

A hundred-thirty days pass once again and so they use the first two wishes to resurrect

Tien and Chiaotzu

After that the Namekians use the last wish to transport themselves to another planet

so they can live their Namekian lives

Moving forward we are now on the Garlic Jr. Arc

Since it's not canon... it's time to skim through these episodes

To start things off we got Maron

A hoe ass bitch

(Yup that's a pretty accurate description)

No but to seriously start things off we got Garlic Jr. invading the Lookout releasing

the Black Water Mist on the Earth

Gohan, Krillin, and Piccolo then assemble to fight Garlic Jr.

after freeing Kami and Mr Popo who are now heading to the bottom of the Lookout to distribute

the Sacred Water on Earth

Garlic Jr. then opens up The Dead Zone and ends up getting sucked into his own attack...

That's embarrassing

With Garlic Jr. defeated and the effects of The Black Water Mist gone

The Garlic Jr. arc is now over

Moving forward Frieza and King Cooler arrive on Earth

Shortly after they arrive a guy with a sword appears and fucks their shit up in Super Saiyan

The guy then tells the Z Fighters that Goku will be landing soon and to follow him to

the location where he'll be landing

After two hours of waiting Goku arrives in his Space Pod

The guy then has a private conversation with Goku and there he reveals his name is Trunks

and that he's from the future

Also revealing that Vegeta and Bulma are his parents

Goku: *Laughing*

Goku: Wow! Bulma and Vegeta huh.

He then warns Goku that in three years two powerful androids will put Earth in danger

Adding that in his timeline those two androids killed all of the Z Fighters

Trunks then gives Goku an antidote for a heart virus that will strike him not too far from

now and leaves to return back to his timeline

Apparently Piccolo heard the whole conversation with his big ass ears and so he fills in everyone

about the situation

After Piccolo explains everything about the Androids Vegeta asks Goku how he escaped Namek

Pause the video if you would like to know because you got me fuck up if you think I'm explaining all this

Moving forward three years the Z Fighters gather up to prepare for the Androids

Yajirobe drops by to give Goku Senzu Beans and leaves

Just as Yajirobe is flying away he's shot down by the androids

The Z Fighters then split up to find the Androids and it looks like Yamcha is their first victim

The rest of the Z Fighters arrive and so Krillin takes Yamcha back to Bulma to get him a Senzu Bean

Goku then leads both Androids away from the city to fight

Shortly after Gohan and Yamcha head their direction

As Goku is fighting Android 19 his heart virus kicks in and so he takes an L

Vegeta then comes in clutch and saves Goku

Then says

*Best Vegeta Impression Of All Time*

Okay that was terrible

Yamcha then takes Goku back to his house so he can take the antidote finally doing something

useful

Vegeta then goes into Super Saiyan and crushes Android 19 with his Big Bang Attack

With that being said Android 20 retreats and plays hide n' seek like a little bitch

After hiding for a while Android 20 sneaks up behind Piccolo and starts absorbing his energy but

soon after is stopped by Gohan

Shortly after Trunks returns from the future and discovers that the androids the Z Fighters

are fighting now aren't same the ones from his timeline and through strong curiosity

he heads to the battlefield

While Piccolo and Android 20 are fighting Bulma and Yajirobe decide drop by

Android 20 uses this opportunity to escape by using a Ki Explosion shooting them down as a diversion

Bulma then tells everyone that Android 20 is Dr Gero and that his lab is located in

a cave somewhere just outside of North City

After hearing this the Z Fighters head out to search for the lab except Gohan who had

to bring Bulma Yajirobe and Baby Trunks back to Capsule Corp

While searching for the lab Krillin is ambushed but spared by Dr Gero because he feared someone

was getting near his lab

Dr Gero then rushes to his lab but little did he know Krillin was following him

Krillin then raises his power level to signal the others but while he was doing that

Dr. Gero activates Android 17 and 18 the two deadly androids from Trunks's timeline

Shortly after Vegeta blasts the gate open and so the Z Fighters witness

the death of Dr Gero

Just as the Androids are about to release Android 16 Trunks attempts to stop them with

a large ki blast but fails...

And so Android 16 is activated

Android 16 is programmed with the objective to kill Goku so the androids head out to search

for him

Vegeta then goes after them because he wants to fight

and so the rest of the Z Fighters follow

Once Vegeta caught up with the androids he faces Android 18 first and takes an L...

*Vegeta's arm gets broken*

The Z Fighters then hop into the action and takes a massive L as well...

The only Z Fighter that didn't participate is Krillin who in the end gets a smooch from

Android 18

(Aye my boy Krillin getting it!)

After the androids left Krillin gives a Senzu Bean to each of the fallen Z Fighters

Shortly after Vegeta leaves ashamed of his defeat and Piccolo leaves to head to the Lookout

to fuse with Kami because of his desperation for power

The rest of them except Tien heads to Goku's house to relocate Goku to Master Roshi's

house to prevent him from getting pooped on by the androids

Moving forward Bulma discovers another Time Machine and notifies Trunks about it

Trunks gets confused after hearing this information because he believes that he owns the only

Time Machine in existence

Through curiosity Trunks examines the Time Machine and discovers that it's identical

to the one he uses

He then looks further into it and finds out that it was used four years ago and also finds

a weird ass egg shell inside of it

After examining the Time Machine Trunks, Bulma, and Gohan find a large molt of some type of creature

(Foreshadowing the next villain)

Moving forward according to the news fifteen-thousand people were wiped out in Gingertown with only

their clothes remaining

After sensing this tragedy Kami fuses with Piccolo and shortly after Piccolo heads to

Gingertown

Once Piccolo arrived he encounters the creature responsible for the eradication of the population

*Slurp Sound*

After a bit of fighting the creature then explains to Piccolo that he came here from

another timeline with a Time Machine

(The one that Trunks examined)

They then resume their fight and it looks like Cell penetrates Piccolo with his EXTRA LONG!

*Pause*

Piccolo manages to escape the creature's grip but now his arm is kinda looking like

my dick

Just kidding

Piccolo then bluffs and says that he surrenders and asks for the creature's true identity

That's when the creature reveals that his name is Cell and that he's one of Dr. Gero's

androids

He then adds that he's an organism created with the cells of the greatest fighters and

that he came to this timeline to absorb Android 17 and 18

After acquiring all of that information Piccolo regenerates his arm using his Namekian abilities

Shortly after that Krillin and Trunks arrive leading Cell to use Solar Flare to retreat

Cell then heads to Nicky Town to absorb more civilians to increase his power

Moving forward Krillin and Trunks head to Dr Gero's lab to destroy the Cell of this

timeline before he develops

While they were there Trunks finds the blueprints for Android 17 and takes them

After that Krillin and Trunks destroys the lab along with the Cell of this timeline in

his larvae form

Trunks then gives the blueprints for Android 17 to Krillin and heads to Vegeta to train

with him

Krillin then heads over to Capsule Corp to deliver the blueprints to Bulma so she can

find the weaknesses to the androids

Moving forward Goku makes a complete recovery and uses Instant Transmission to get the Lookout

after gathering Gohan, Vegeta, and Trunks

At the Lookout they use The Hyperbolic Time Chamber to train and so the first people to

go in are Vegeta and Trunks

Meanwhile the androids arrive at Kame's House for Goku

Piccolo refuses to tell the androids the location of Goku and so he fights Android 17 a good

distance away from Kame's House

After fighting for an episode or two Cell appears wipes out Piccolo and absorbs Android

17

After absorbing 17 Cell transforms into his "Big Daddy Fish Lips" form

Android 16 then goes up against Cell and gets smoked...

Tien then comes out of the cut and allows Androids 16 and 18 to escape while he drops

his Tri-Beams of ass beatery

After a short period Tien runs out of juice and collapses

Goku then uses Instant Transmission to collect Tien and Piccolo and brings them to the Lookout

giving them both a Senzu Bean

Moving forward Bulma gives Krillin a remote that can destroy the Androids and heads to

the Lookout

Shortly after Trunks and Vegeta complete their training in The Hyperbolic Time Chamber

Bulma arrives with Saiyan armor that she created and supplies them to Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Trunks

Moments after they equip the armor Vegeta and Trunks head out to fight Cell and Goku

and Gohan head to The Hyperbolic Time Chamber to train

Moving forward Vegeta is now fighting Cell and while they're fighting Krillin finds

Android 16 and 18 and can't bring himself to push the button because of "yeah"

Krillin then smashes the remote and tells Android 18 to run

Meanwhile Cell spots them and goes after 18

Vegeta doesn't stop Cell because if you really think about it he's Vegeta

Trunks then tries to stop Cell but every time he tried Vegeta cock blocked him

So Trunks had enough of his shit and so he gets him out the way real quick

Cell then uses Solar Flare to blind everyone and so he successfully obtains his Perfect

Form after absorbing Android 18

Vegeta then makes his return just his ass beat by Cell

Through rage Vegeta charges his Final Flash and smacks Cell with it

Pretty much doing nothing...

With that being said Vegeta takes a massive L

Trunks then goes up against Cell but soon after Cell stops the fight because he was

disappointed in the Z Fighters' power

He then says that he'll give the Z Fighters more time to train and also mentions that

he'll be hosting a game to test his strength

Moving forward Cell announces The Cell Games on the news stating the time and location

With that being said Trunks and Vegeta head to the Lookout to train in The Hyperbolic

Time Chamber

A short time after they arrive Goku and Gohan exits The Hyperbolic Time Chamber and there

they see Gohan in his Super Saiyan form

Piccolo then enters The Hyperbolic Time Chamber to train and then right after he finishes

Vegeta enters

While they're training in The Hyperbolic Time Chamber Goku heads to The New Namek to

pick up Dende so he can become The Guardian of Earth With Dende as The Guardian the Earth's

Dragon Balls are now active once again

Moving forward the Z Fighters gather for The Cell Games and sees THE WORLD CHAMPION HERCU...

*PLAYING ONE PUNCH MAN - THE HERO!!*

The first person to go up against Cell is Goku

After getting overpowered Goku surrenders and makes Gohan take his place

Gohan then takes a beating and so Android 16 hops in to help but gets destroyed once

again...

Cell then poops out a couple of Cell Jrs to attack the Z Fighters on the sideline

While that's happening Android 16 gives Gohan a POWERFUL speech but

*Cell crushes Android 16's head*

After witnessing the death of 16 Gohan unleashes Super Saiyan 2 and smokes all of the Cell Jrs

Moments after he nails Cell in the stomach making him spew out Android 18

Through desperation Cell attempts to self-destruct but Goku says NOPE and transports both of

them to King Kai's planet

With that being said everybody there dies and the whole planet is annulated

Oh wait did I say everybody dies? Well I lied Cell is still alive because if you really

think about he's Cell

That's when Gohan says that he's tired of this shit and stuffs his extra juicy Father-Son

Kamehameha down his throat defeating him for good

The Z Fighters then head to the Lookout to summon Shenron so they can bring back everyone who Cell killed

After that was done Krillin uses the last wish with the approval of the others to remove

the bombs implanted inside of Android 18 and 17

Trunks then leaves to return back to his timeline to destroy the androids and Cell

which he does with ease

Time skipping forward Gohan is a high school student Goten is born and Krillin is married

to Android 18 and has a child

With all of the crime going on in the city Gohan decides to get a costume to disguise

his identity to fight crime and so The Great Saiyaman is born

Soon after Hercule's daughter Videl finds out that Gohan is the Great Saiyanman and

uses the secret to blackmail him into entering the World Martial Arts Tournament and to also

teach her to fly

With that being said Goku contacts Gohan using King Kai's telepathic abilities to tell

him that he'll be entering the tournament also

Gohan then gathers a couple of the Z Fighters to enter the tournament and then undergoes

training with Goten

Goten: K, I'm going to throw it as hard as I can.

Gohan: Great!

While they're training Videl drops by and demands for her flying lessons as promised

Gohan then teaches both Videl and Goten how to fly and just as she's leaving Gohan tells

her that he likes girls with short hair

And so that explains her Ellen Degeneres haircut later on

Moving forward the Z Fighters gather for the World Martial Arts Tournament including Goku

The Junior Division is first and so as a result Trunks and Goten dominate to the finals

They then have an intense match and it looks like Trunks takes the win

As a reward for winning Trunks gets the opportunity to spar with THE WORLD CHAMPION HERCU...

*PLAYING ONE PUNCH MAN - THE HERO!!*

After grabbing a bite the Z Fighters then encounter two strange people that are going

to enter the tournament

Moving forward to the tournament the first match is with Krillin and a fat boy and Krillin

wins

The second match is with Piccolo and this guy and so Piccolo surrenders

The third match is with Videl and Spopovich and it looks like Videl should've stayed

home

The fourth match is with Gohan and Kibito and this is when things start getting interesting

because this is when Piccolo discovers that the person that he surrendered to is The Supreme Kai

Gohan then transforms into a Super Saiyan after being told to and gets jumped by Spopovich

and Yamu

After they absorbed his energy they leave and so The Supreme Kai as well as The Z Fighters go after them

Shortly after Kibito and Gohan follow

This is when Kibito and The Supreme Kai explain their plan to stop the resurrection of Majin Buu

Pause the video for the elaboration because you got me fucked up if you think I'm explaining

all of this

They then arrive at Babidi's Spaceship and sees Babidi killing off Spopovich and Yamu

after receiving the Energy Absorber containing Gohan's pure energy

Babidi then dispatches Dabura to take care of The Supreme Kai Kibito and the Z Fighters

and so it looks like Kibito is the first one to get taken out...

Dabura then spits on Krillin and Piccolo turning them into stone statues and retreats to Babidi's

Spaceship to bait the remaining fighters into a trap

Meanwhile the tournament continues disqualifying the one's that left

They decide to do a battle royale and so the two irrelevant characters are eliminated right off the bat

leaving Android 18, Hercule, and Mighty Mask to fight

Hercule doesn't do shit so Android 18 and Mighty Mask fight

While fighting Android 18 realizes that Mighty Mask is Goten and Trunks and uses her Destructo-Disc to cut their costume in

half, exposing them

They both were then disqualified leaving Hercule and Android 18 remaining

Through desperation to keep his fame he bribes Android 18 with ten million Zeni along with

the prize money to let him win

(What a true champ)

Moving forward Vegeta falls under the influence of Babidi's spell after entering the spaceship

Once that was done Babidi transports all four of them to the stadium where Vegeta just says

fuck the crowd

After that Babidi then transfers them back somewhere near his spaceship

Where Goku and Vegeta fight while Gohan and The Supreme Kai enter Babidi's Spaceship

to stop the resurrection of Majin Buu

(And they're too late)

With that being said Goku stops his battle with Vegeta to negotiate a partnership with

him to stop Majin Buu

Opposed to that Vegeta knocks Goku out cold while his guard is down and heads to fight

Buu solo

Meanwhile Gohan and The Supreme Kai take a beating from Majin Buu and Dabura gets turned

into a cookie and eaten

While all of this is happening Goten and Trunks are just chilling on the side watching

Soon after Vegeta arrives to fight Majin Buu

After taking it up the butt Vegeta unleashes a large ki explosion

But as a result...

Vegeta is DUSTY AS FUCK!

Piccolo then heads to the battlefield to check up on things and there he discovers that Majin

Buu is still alive and so he retreats and heads back to the Lookout

Moving forward Bulma and her squad gathers all seven of the Dragon Balls to summon Shenron

and with doing so they use the first wish to bring back everyone who died today except

the bad people

After waking up Goku uses Instant Transmission to get to them and calls off Shenron to reserve

the last wish

Shortly after he transports everyone to the Lookout

With Kibito back alive after being revived by the Dragon Balls he heals The Supreme Kai

and Gohan

After that The Supreme Kai transports them to The World of The Kais where Gohan undergoes

training with the Z Sword

Moving forward Buu kills off Babidi and Goku is now teaching Goten and Trunks the fusion technique

As an incentive to train Goku shows Goten and Trunks Super Saiyan 3

With that being said Goku burns up his last minutes on Earth leaving Piccolo to instruct

the fusion training

After returning to Other World Goku senses Gohan and uses Instant Transmission to get

to him

They then play some baseball and end up breaking the Z Sword

At first they were hurt that the sword broke but later realize the sword training helped

Gohan increase his overall strength

Shortly after The Elder Kai appears and starts the ritual to awaken Gohan's hidden power

Meanwhile Goten and Trunks are still working on their fusion technique

After failing twice they successfully fuse and so Gotenks is born

With Gotenks being a cocky bitch he heads to Majin Buu to fight him and takes a massive L...

They then head back to the Lookout to undergo more fusion training implementing Super Saiyan

into the mix

Moving forward Hercule decides to head over to Buu's house to kill him

After many failed attempts Hercule builds a bond with him and tries to change Buu for

the better

They then adopt a puppy and...

*Gun Shot*

After Bee got shot Buu heals him and Hercule brings the person responsible to justice

Shortly after the person climbs into Buu's house and shoots Hercule

This makes Buu really angry and so he releases Evil Buu

They both then fight and Evil Buu wins by turning Good Buu into chocolate

Evil Buu then eats the chocolate and transforms into Super Buu After that he heads to the

Lookout to fight the Z Fighters

A short time after he arrives he kills everyone on Earth except Hercule, Bee, Chiaotzu, and Tien

But in the end Chiaotzu and Tien don't really do anything so they really don't fucking matter

Buu then negotiates with Piccolo and agrees to wait one hour to fight Gotenks before he

kills everyone on the Lookout

Chichi then goes up to Buu to bitch slap him and gets turned to an egg

Shortly after that hilarious tragedy Goten and Trunks enter The Hyperbolic Time Chamber

to polish their fusion technique

Buu loses his patients after thirty minutes of waiting and demands to fight now so Piccolo

leads him to the chamber to fulfill his request

After fighting for a couple of episodes Piccolo believes that Buu is too strong and so he

destroys the exit to The Hyperbolic Time Chamber trapping all three of them

...or technically four

Buu then throws a tantrum and screams ripping a hole in the dimension allowing him to escape

Buu then turns everyone on the Lookout into chocolate and eats them

Shortly after Gotenks goes into Super Saiyan 3 and rips a hole in the dimension the same

way Buu did and escapes The Hyperbolic Time Chamber along with Piccolo

Gotenks and Buu then resume their fight resulting in the destruction of the Lookout

Short after Gotenks runs out of juice and so the fusion depletes

Meanwhile Gohan's potential is completely unleashed and so he heads to the battlefield

to fight Buu

After taking a beating from Gohan Buu uses a large ki explosion but doesn't affect

anyone

With that being said the Z Fighters happen to come across Hercule and Dende

Buu then returns and uses his bubblegum shit to absorb Piccolo and Gotenks

Shortly after Gohan starts taking L's because if you really think about it Buu absorbed

Piccolo and Gotenks

Moving forward Vegeta and Goku are granted the ability to return Earth to fight Majin Buu

Before Goku leaves The Elder Kai gives Goku the Potara

Earrings that have the ability to fuse two people permanently

With that being said Kibito and The Supreme Kai try it out and so Kibito Kai is born

Goku then uses Instant Transmission to get to Earth shortly after Vegeta arrives

Goku then tells Vegeta to fuse with him but Vegeta refuses to and soon after Buu arrives

They both take an L and so as a last resort they use the Potara earrings to fuse into Vegito

After getting that ass beat around silly Buu manages to absorb Vegito using his bubblegum

shit and so their transformation is undone due to the odd atmosphere inside of his body

Moving forward they find Piccolo, Gohan, Goten, and Trunks and frees them from Buu

Shortly after they find Good Buu and frees him as well forcing Buu to undergo another transformation

Goku and Vegeta then escapes Buu's body with the other Z Fighters in their hand and

now they have to go up against Kid Buu... the true manifestation of evil

Right off the bat Kid Buu drops the gigantic ball of ass beatery destroying the entire Earth along with the people on it

Luckily Kibito Kai comes in clutch and transports everyone to The World of The Kais before it hit

Shortly after Buu appears and so Kibito Kai transports Dende The Elder Kai and himself

to another planet far away after being told to by Goku

After fighting for a bit Kid Buu throws up Good Buu and so they fight while Goku charges his Spirit Bomb

Meanwhile Dende, Kibito Kai, and The Elder Kai head over to The New Namek to summon Porunga

to restore the Earth and revive everyone who died since the morning of the World Martial

Arts Tournament except of course the bad guys

Since the Spirit Bomb needed energy Vegeta contacts the Earth telepathically with the help of King Kai

and tells everyone to raise their hand to give their energy

And he fails...

Goku then tries to persuade everyone on Earth to give their energy and successfully

fails...

Hercule then tells everyone on Earth to give their energy and it works because if you really think about it think about it...

They want his dick

So with that being said Goku drops his fully charged Spirit Bomb down Kid Buu's throat

defeating him for good

After that they return back to Earth taking Good Buu along with them and live happily ever after

The end.

Just kidding

This is kind of an irrelevant part in my opinion but I'll go over it anyways

Time skipping way forward to the next World Martial Arts Tournament we got Goku fighting

Kid Buu's reincarnation Uub

Goku stops the fight and flies away with Uub to become his master and to live in his village

With that being said they live happily ever af...

(Shut the fuck up Moe!)

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