Youtube daily report May 4 2017

WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW"."

LONGTIME VIEWERS OF THIS PROGRAM KNOW FROM TIME TO TIME WE DO A

SEGMENT ON THE SHOW WHERE WE TELL LIES ABOUT LITTLE PUPPIES

TO ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO ADOPT THEM.

TO MAKE THEM EVEN MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN THEY ORDINARILY

ARE.

SO IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF

"RESCUE DOG RESCUE"!

WELCOME TO "RESCUE DOG RESCUE!" GENETIC TO "RESCUE DOG RESCUE."

A REMINDER: ALL THE PUPPIES WE HAVE HERE TONIGHT ARE ACTUAL

ADOPTABLE DOGS FROM NORTH SHORE ANIMAL LEAGUE AMERICA.

JIM, ARE YOU READY TO LIE ABOUT SOME PUPPIES TO FIND THEM GOOD

HOMES?

>> NO, I AM NOT!

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: OH, I GET IT.

YOU'RE ALREADY LYING.

IS THAT IT?

>> YES!

( LAUGHTER ) YOU'RE A VERY SMART MAN.

>> Stephen: THANK YOU?

LET'S BEGIN.

THIS LITTLE GUY RIGHT HERE.

THIS IS MAX.

MAX HAD THE IDEA FOR UBER WAY BEFORE ANYONE

ELSE, BUT HE COULDN'T GET THE LIQUID CAPITAL TOGETHER TO MAKE

IT HAPPEN.

HE DOESN'T THINK TRAVIS KALANICK STOLE THE IDEA, THOUGH, BECAUSE

HE RECOGNIZES THAT PARALLEL THINKING IS A REAL PHENOMENON.

EVEN STILL, HE'S ASSEMBLING A TEAM OF VICIOUS LAWYERS.

>> THERE YOU GO!

PENNY THIS IS PENNY.

PENNY, LOOK AT THE CAMERA.

PENNY IS A DACHSHUND MIN PIN, AND ALSO A FASHIONISTA.

AND, SURPRISINGLY, SHE SWEARS THAT CARGO PANTS ARE COMING

BACK.

MAYBE NOT TODAY, MAYBE NOT TOMORROW, BUT THEY ARE COMING

BACK.

( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THIS LITTLE FELLA

IS LEO.

NOT ONLY IS LEO ADORNABLE, BUT HE AND YOUR GRANDPA FOUGHT

TOGETHER IN THE WAR.

GEE DOESN'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT, BUT HIS SILENCE SPEAKS

VOLUME HE DOESN'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT

IT, BUT HIS SILENCE SPEAKS VOLUMES.

ESWHATEVER HAPPENED OVER THERE, TALK ABOUT IT WHEN YOU'RE READY,

BUDDY.

>> IF YOU'RE A STUDENT, THEN HE IS THE PERFECT PUPPY FOR

>> THIS IS WALDO.

YOU.

HE IS THE ONLY DOG THAT DOES EAT HOMEWORK.

HIS LAST OWNER JUST COMPLETED AN "A-PLUS" REPORT ON SALLINGARY

NINE STORIES SO HE COULD POOP THAT OUT AT ANY MINUTE.

>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.

MEET LOLA.

LOLA IS A SHEPHERD MIX WHO IS GREAT WITH KIDS.

BUT I'M GOING TO BE UPFRONT-- SHE'S ALSO A MOON LANDING

DENIER.

DON'T HOLD IT AGAINST HER.

SHE CARRIES A GRUDGE OVER WHAT HAPPENED TO RUSSIAN ASTRONAUT

DOG LAIKA.

LOOK IT UP, BUT AFTER THE SHOW IS OVER.

( APPLAUSE ) >> HI, CODY.

THANK YOU.

MEET CODY.

HI, CODY.

THIS LITTLE FELLA IS THE STRONG, SILENT TYPE.

UNFORTUNATELY, THE SAME CAN BE SAID OF HIS FARTS.

OH, MY!

>> Stephen: OH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS JACK REACHER.

( LAUGHTER ) BEFORE YOU ASK, YES THOSE MOVIES

WERE BASED ON HIM AND, YES, THEY WERE ENTIRELY ACCURATE.

THE ONLY REASON THE STUDIOS WENT WITH TOM CRUISE WAS BECAUSE TEST

AUDIENCES DIDN'T LIKE SEEING A DOG SHOOT HUMANS WITH A SNIPER

RIFLE.

HAVE A GOOD TIME THERE.

>> THIS IS TUCKER.

HE IS A TERRIER MIX.

DUE TO A CLERICAL ERROR, HE OWNS THE RIGHTS TO THE ENTIRE BEATLES

CATALOG.

SO EVERY TIME YOU HEAR "HERE COMES THE SUN" IN A

PHARMACEUTICAL COMMERCIAL, TUCKER MAKES MAJOR BANK.

>> Stephen: THIS LITTLE GUY-- AND I DO MEAN LITTLE-- THIS

LITTLE GUY IS RUSTY.

BORN INTO THE GAMBINO CRIME FAMILY, RUSTY DID THE RIGHT

THING AND TURNED STATE'S EVIDENCE AGAINST HIS OWN

RELATIVES.

NOW HE'S LOOKING FOR A HOME AS PART OF WITNESS RELOCATION.

WHAT'S THAT?

I SAID TOO MUCH?

OH, COME ON.

THEY WON'T FIND YOU HERE.

7 WE'LL BLUR YOUR FACE.

( APPLAUSE ) WELL, THAT DOES IT FOR "RESCUE

DOG RESCUE," HEAD TO THE LATE SHOW'S WEBSITE

Colbertlateshow.com FOR MORE INFO ON HOW TO ADOPT ANY OF

THESE DOGS FROM NORTH SHORE ANIMAL LEAGUE AMERICA OR TO HELP

OUT WITH THE GLOBAL PET ADOPTATHON HAPPENING THIS

WEEKEND.

"THE BIG BANG THEORY" AIRS THURSDAYS AT 8:00 ON CBS.

JIM PARSONS, EVERYBODY!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

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Jeff Garlin And Stephen Worked The Box Office At Second City - Duration: 6:56.

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

YOU KNOW MY NEXT GUEST FROM "CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM," AND "THE

GOLDBERGS."

I KNOW HIM FROM MY TIME HANGING OUT IN CHICAGO.

PLEASE WELCOME THE GREAT JEFF GARLIN.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I LIKE THIS.

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THANK YOU!

>> Stephen: OH, MY GOSH.

>> THANK YOU!

ED SULLIVAN THEATER!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WHAT IS HAPPENING?

ARE YOU A PAPARAZZO?

>> NO, HERE'S WHAT IT IS.

FIRST OFF, THIS IS NOT MY CAMERA.

ANDREW, YOUR EDSOR, WAS NICE ENOUGH TO LEND ME THE CAMERA.

>> Stephen: THAT'S AN EXPENSIVE LIKA CAMERA.

>> AND MINE WAS STOLEN AT THE PREMIERE OF THE MOVIE "HANDSOME"

IN L.A.

HUNDREDS OF PICTURES AND AN S.D.

CARD, STOLEN.

I WAS SO DEPRESSED.

DURING MY PREINTERVIEW SOMEONE TOLD ME THEY WOULD LEND-- WHEN I

USED TO GO ON STEWART'S SHOW AND STUFF, I HAVE PICTURES OF EVERY

TALK SHOW HOST FROM THIS POSITION, WHICH NOBODY ELSE HAS.

I ALSO WANT TO GET A SHOT OF YOU BEFORE YOU GET FIRED.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THAT?

>> I DO.

IT'S ALL MANUAL.

I KNOW HOW TO USE IT, YES.

>> Stephen: ARE YOU LYING?

>> NO!

>> Stephen: YOU'RE GOOD.

>> I ACTUALLY HAVE LEARNED IT, LEARNED HOW TO DO IT.

>> Stephen: OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

>> IT'S PRETTY GREAT.

SO IF ANYONE IS WATCHING AND YOU HAVE MY CAMERA, I DON'T KNOW HOW

YOU'LL GET IT TO ME, BUT TRY.

>> Stephen: WE KNOW EACH OTHER BACK FROM THE OLD SECOND CITY

DAYS.

>> WE MOST CERTAINLY DO.

>> Stephen: WE WERE THE BACKBONE OF THAT ORGANIZATION.

>> WE WORKED IN THE BOX OFFICE.

>> Stephen: WE WORKED IN THE BOX OFFICE.

WE SOLD THE TICKETS.

>> WE WORKED IN THE BOX OFFICE!

>> Stephen: WE ANSWERED THE PHONES.

>> I TOLD PEOPLE THAT AND THEY SAID NO.

>> Stephen: I THINK I REPLACED YOU WHEN YOU WENT ON TO BETTER

THINGS.

I HEARD STORIES ABOUT YOU.

>> THERE ARE ALWAYS STORIES ABOUT ME.

>> Stephen: THE STORY ABOUT YOU IS WE HAD PHONES WITH ALL

THESE LIGHTS-- SECOND CITY SOLD OUT EVERY NIGHT OF THE YEAR.

THAT'S THE SECRET OF THAT PLACE JOIRK LIKE THREE MONTHS AHEAD OF

TIME.

>> Stephen: 12 CALLS WAITING IN THE CUE WITH ALL THE LIGHTS

AND YOU WOULD PICK UP THE PHONE AND HIT THE "GONE" BUTTONS AND

SAY, "LOOK, THE LIGHTSES DISAPPEARED."

PING, PING, PING!

LOOK, THEY'RE ALL BACK AGAIN.

UPPER THE WORST.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT I USED TO DO?

IF SOMEONE WAS MEAN TO ME, I'D TELL THEM THEY WERE SITTING IN

THE PUPPET SECTION, AND KEEP LOOKING UP BECAUSE MARIONETTE

PUPPETS WOULD DROP DURING THE SHOW.

AND I PUT P.S., FOR "PUPPET SECTION."

>> Stephen: ON THEIR TICKET?

>> NO IN THE BOOK.

REMEMBER THE LIST THEY, USED TO DO IT BY THE LIST BACK THEN.

AND PUT LIKE, YOU KNOW ""G" T."

WAS THE GOOD SEATS.

AND P.S. WAS PUPPET SECTION.

I KNEW AHEAD OF TIME WHICH IT WAS.

AND I'D SHOW UP AND I'D STAND AT THE SIDE AND JUST WATCH THEM DO

THIS DURING THE SHOW.

( LAUGHTER ) AND IT MADE ME SO HAPPY.

( LAUGHTER ) BE JERKY TO PEOPLE.

YOU'LL PAY.

>> Stephen: YOU-- YOU DID-- LIKE, DID YOU IMPROV, LIKE

SCENIC IMPROV AND STAND-UP.

WAS THERE ONE YOU LIKED?

I NEVER DID STAND-UP.

DO YOU LIKE ONE MORE THAN THE OTHER?

>> I LOVED DOING IMPROV ON "CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM."

BUT I ALSO, MY STAND-UP-- ( APPLAUSE )

YES!

THAT'S RIGHT!

( APPLAUSE ) OH, YES!

>> Stephen: YES.

DRAG IT OUT OF THEM.

>> DRAG IT OUT OF THEM.

>> Stephen: DRAG IT OUT OF THEM LIKE AN OLD TOOTH.

>> WE'LL BE BACK IN THE FALL.

>> Stephen: I KNOW, FIVE YEARS AWAY.

>> AND YOU WERE ON "CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM."

YOU WERE GREAT.

>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

>> PUTTING THE CURSE ON LARRY.

THAT WAS AWESOME.

>> Stephen: IT WAS A LOT OF FUN.

>> BUT I LOVE DOING STAND-UP MORE THAN ANYTHING, AND MY STUP

IS COMPLETELY IMPROVISED.

I JUST GO UP AND START TALKING AND I'M ALL GOOD.

I AM!

IT WORKS!

>> Stephen: I BELIEVE YOU.

I KNOW THAT YOU'RE ALL GOOD.

>> BY THE WAY, I ALWAYS LOVED IMPROVISING WITH YOU, WHEN I

WOULD COME OUT TO NORTHWEST AND WE'D HANG OUT TOGETHER.

>> Stephen: SURE, SURE, SURE.

>> AMY SEDARIS AND PAUL DO NELO.

THOSE WERE SOME OF THE GREATEST DAYS OF MY LIFE.

>> Stephen: YOU HAD A TENDENCY TO WALK OUT ON STAGE AND PUT A

STICK OF DYNAMITE AND BLOW IT UP.

>> NO.

>> Stephen: THE AUDIENCE LOVED YOU AND WE WOULD BE WORKING ON A

SCENE, AND YOU'D COME OUT, "WOULD YOU LIKE TO STROKE MY

BEARD, ADMIRAL PUDI PANTS?" AND IT WOULD GET A HUGE

RESPONSE.

SCENE OVER!

OVER!

>> HOLD ON!

>> Stephen: HOLD ON.

>> I WAS NOT ADMIRAL OR DR. PUDI PANTS.

NO, I SAID PUDDING A LOT.

I SAID A LOT OF NONSEQUITURS.

I CALLED YOU GRANDMA IN SCENES WHERE YOU WEREN'T MY GRANDMA.

>> Stephen: I WAS AN ASTRONAUT ON THE MOON.

>> MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

OKAY, WHATEVER.

>> Stephen: I LOVE YOU, JEFF.

IT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T LOVE YOU.

>> BY THE WAY, I NEVER GOT A BAD FEELING FROM YOU FROM IT.

SOME OF THE OTHER PEOPLE THERE, I GOT SOME BAD FEELINGS.

YOU, DELIGHTFUL.

>> Stephen: WE USED TO KISS EACH OTHER ON THE SHOULDER.

"HELLO," LIKE THAT.

AND KISS ON THE SCHEDULE.

>> THE SHOULDER CIZ, YES.

>> Stephen: I THINK IT STARTED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO SUCH TALLER

WITH ME.

>> DAVID PASQEZSERKS.

>> Stephen: GREATEST IMPROVISER.

>> HE WAS ALSO ON "CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM."

I GOT EVERYONE ON "CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM."

>> Stephen: THANK YOU, I HAD SUCH A GOOD TIME.

>> YOU WERE THE BEST.

>> Stephen: YOU HAVE A NEW MOVIE CALLED "HANDSOME."

YOU WROTE IT.

DID YOU DIRECT IT?

>> I DIRECTED IT.

IT'S THE FIRST NETFLIX MYSTERY MOVIE.

I PLAY GENE HANSON, A HOMICIDE DETECTIVE.

THE OPENING SCENE, WE FIND OUT STEPHEN WEBBER IS THE MURDERER.

SO I'M NOT RUINING THE MOVIE.

THE OPENING SCENE HE GETS OUT OF THE POOL, LOOKS DIRECTLY INTO

THE CAMERA AND SAYS,"HI, I'M STEPHEN WEBBER, AND I PLAY THE

MURDERER IN THIS 'HANDSOME' MYSTERY MOVIE."

YOU.

>> Stephen: KNOW FROM THE BEGINNING WHO THE KILLER IS--

>> IF YOU REMEMBER "COLOMBO" YOU WOULD SEE DICK VAN DYKE COMMIT

THE MURDER -- >> Stephen: HE'S THE MAGICIAN

WITH THE WOMAN IN THE BOX BUT HE ACTUALLY KILLS HER THIS TIME.

>> THIS ONE I DID DIFFERENTLY.

BUT IT'S A MYSTERY MOVIE.

IT'S FUN.

I THINK THAT IF PEOPLE DIG YOUR SHOW, THEY'LL LIKE IT.

>> Stephen: NO DOUBT.

EVERYONE WATCHI WATCHING THIS SHOULD WATCH YOUR MOVIE.

>> BY THE WAY -- >> Stephen: THEY'RE SIMILARLY.

>> NO, BUT IT'S A SIMILAR SENSIBLE.

>> Stephen: BY THE WAY, "I'M STEPHEN COLBERT, AND I'M THE

MURDERER."

>> BY THE WAY, DON'T THINK I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT.

DON'T THINK THAT YOU WON'T GET A CALL.

>> Stephen: MAYBE I'LL BE AVAILABLE SOON.

( LAUGHTER ) ♪ ♪ ♪

JEFF GARLIN, LOVELY TO SEE YOU.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Stephen: "HANDSOME" IS AVAILABLE FRIDAY ON NETFLIX.

JEFF GARLIN, EVERYBODY.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

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Paul Scheer Has Been In Some Really Bad Movies - Duration: 7:10.

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, MY FRIENDS.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST IS A COMEDIAN WHO YOU'VE

SEEN IN "THE LEAGUE," "FRESH OFF THE BOAT," AND NOW "VEEP."

PLEASE WELCOME PAUL SCHEER.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪

GLD TO SEE YOU.

>> SO GREAT TO BE HERE.

>> Stephen: NOW, I LOVE "VEEP."

>> IT'S THE BEST SHOW.

>> Stephen: I'M OBSESSED WITH THE SHOW.

I WATCH EVERYTHING.

I WATCH THE SUPER CUTS.

IT MUST BE VERY EXCITING TO BE ON IT.

>> IT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE.

IT'S LIKE WORKING FOR A COMEDY AARON SORKIN, IN THAT EVERYTHING

IS SO TIGHTLY SCRIPT AND THE WORDS SO BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN AND

THE INSULTS ARE SO HARSH.

I LOVE IT.

>> Stephen: YOU LIVE IN LOS ANGELES NOW.

>> YES.

>> Stephen: WITH YOUR WIFE, JUNE DIANNE RAYFIELD.

I GOT THE LAST NAME RIGHT, RAYFIELD?

SHE WAS ALSO IN THIS SEASON ON "VEEP."

>> SHE PLAYED THE PAINTER.

>> Stephen: WORK TOGETHER AND SHARE A CAB.

YOU HAVE TWO YOUNG SONS.

AT HOME IS IT COMEDY OR JUST POOP AND "SESAME STREET."

WE ARE THE MOST COMPETITIVE TO MAKE THESE KIDS LAUGH.

I AM DOING A FULL-ON CARROT TOP SHOW.

I UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO DO THAT.

>> Stephen: HOW OLD ARE WE TALKING?

>> THREE YEARS OLD AND NINE MONTHS.

>> Stephen: THAT'S A TOUGH AUDIENCE.

NINE MONTHS IS A TOUGH AUDIENCE.

THEY DON'T HAVE OBJECT PERMANENCE.

>> EXACTLY.

( LAUGHTER ) I WOULD SAY THE MOST DEPRESSING

MOMENT, THOUGH, I CAME HOME ONE NIGHT AND I CAUGHT MY WIFE

STEALING ONE OF MY BITS, LIKE, ONE OF MY CLASSIC BITS, WHICH IS

THE RUBBER DUCKY WHO FARTS.

AND IT WORKS GREAT.

THE THREE-YEAR-OLD LOVES IT.

AND I CAUGHT HER DOING "THE RUBBER DUCKY OF FARTS."

AND SHE LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS CAUGHT CHEATING.

AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU STOLE A BIT?

HOW COULD YOU STEAL A BIT?" IT PIT A RIFT IN OUR

RELATIONSHIP.

>> Stephen: HOW DOES THE NINE-MONTH-OLD RESPOND TO THE

RUBBER DUCK FART THING?

>> HE'S NOT THERE YET.

IT'S A LITTLE ABOVE HIM.

HE'S STILL IN THE REGULAR FART, NO RUBBER DUCK IS NEED GLD

THAT'S TOUGH.

YOU HAVE A PODCAST CALLED, "HOW DID THIS GET MAID MEAD?"

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MAKING?

TWO PEOPLE HAVE HEARD IT.

THAT'S TWO, TWO MORE THAN MY PODCAST.

>> AND THEY'RE THE BEST LISTENERS WE HAVE, TWO TWO,

THANK YOU.

>> Stephen: WHAT IS IT THAT IS BEING MAD?

>> A MOVIE PODCAST, A BAD MOVIE PODCAST, WHERE WE TALK ABOUT BAD

MOVIES THAT ARE SO BAD TATHEY'RE GOOD.

>> Stephen: WITH PEOPLE WHO MADE THEM?

>> NO.

JUST WITH US.

IT'S KIND OF LIKE THE CONVERSATION THAT YOU MIGHT

HAVE, LIKE, AT A DINER AFTER YOU'VE SEEN A BAD MOVIE LIKE,

"YOU CAN BELIEVE THEY DID THAT?

WHY WOULD THAT CHARACTER GO OVER THERE?"

>> Stephen: I HESITATE TO ASK, I HESITATE TO ASK--

>> I THOUGHT THIS MIGHT COME UP.

>> Stephen: BUT HAVE YOU-- I HAVEN'T BEEN IN MANY MOVIES.

YOU HAVE EVER DONE ONE OF THE MOVIES THAT I HAVE BEEN IN?

WE-- WE MIGHT HAVE TALKED A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE MOVIE "LOVE

GURU."

( LAUGHTER ) WHICH, I WILL SAY, YOU ARE

FANTASTIC IN.

>> Stephen: THANK YOU.

>> ONE OF THE SHINING MOMENTS OF THE ENTIRE MOVIE.

YOU AND JIM GAFFIGAN, THE DYNAMIC DUO.

AND IT WAS FANTASTIC.

NO, WE DID TALK A LITTLE BIT ABOUT "LOVE GURU."

>> Stephen: I CAN'T EXPLAIN HOW IT GOT MADE, BUT I CAN TELL

YOU HOW I GOT IN IT.

>> HOW DID YOU GET IN IT.

>> Stephen: THE WRITERS' STRIKE WAS ON.

AND THEY SAID, "DO YOU WANT TO BE IN THIS MOVIE?"

AND I SAID, "I ACTUALLY HAVE FREE TIME."

AND THEY SAID, "THERE'S NO SCRIPT.

THE WRITERS' STRIKE IS ON AND WE CAN'T WRITE ANYTHING FOR THE NEW

SCENE."

AND GAFFIGAN AND I IMPROVISED.

>> YOU TWO ARE HILARIOUS IN THAT MOVIE.

I'M NOT MAKING FUN OF ANYONE WHO IS IN A BAD MOVIE.

I HAVE BEEN D.N.A.Y PLENTY OF BAD MOVIES, UNABARBEDLY SO.

I WAS IN A MOVIE WITH EDDIE MURPHY CALLED "MEET DAVE," WHERE

EDDIE MURPHY PLAYED A SPACESHIP AND I WORKED IN HIS BUTT --

>> Stephen: YOU'RE THE LITTLE MAN--

>> IN HIS BUTT.

AND I WAS LIEUTENANT BUTTOCKS.

AND MY LINE WAS, "SIR, WE HAD A GAS LEAK.

IT WAS SILENT, BUT NOT GOOD DEADLY."

CLASSIC, CLASSIC LINE.

>> Stephen: YOUR THREE-YEAR-OLD-- YOUR

THREE-YEAR-OLD WOULD LOVE THAT.

>> ZOOMING RIGHT TO HIM.

SO I DO THE LINE AND I SEE THE DIRECTOR LIKE, "HUH?"

AND I'M LIKE, "THAT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN."

AND HE WAS LIKE, "MORE MILITARY.

"SIR, WE HAVE A GAS LEAK, SILENT, BUT NOT DEADLY."

"QUICKER."

"SIR, WE HAVE A GAS LEAK, SILENT BUT DEADLY."

IT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN WHEN THE DIRECTOR LEAVES THE SET.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS HAPPENING.

AND SOMEBODY CAME OVER TO ME AND WAS LIKE, "HEY, MAN, THIS IS THE

HARDEST PART OF THE JOB BUT WE'RE LETTING YOU GO."

I WAS LIKE, "FIRING ME!" AND HE WAS LIKE, "YEAH, THE

DIRECTOR SAW YOUR HEAD SHOT AND THOUGHT YOU WERE A FAT GUY."

WHICH IS KIND OF LIKE AN INSULT AND A COMPLIMENT AT THE SAME

TIME.

I WAS LIKE, "OKAY."

AND HE'S LIKE -- >> Stephen: FROM THE NECK UP,

YOU REALLY SHOULD WORK OUT.

>> "YOU GOT ONE OF THEM FAT FACES, KID!"

AND HE WAS LIKE, "BUT WE HAVE A NEW ROLE FOR YOU.

GET READY FOR THIS.

YOU'LL NOW BE LIEUTENANT KNEECAP."

AND I WAS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT."

THEY WROTE THIS PART ON THE DAY, AND GUESS THE WHOLE PREMISE IS

EDDIE MURPHY'S PLANET NEEDS SALT, AND I'M NOW ON THE SHIP

LATER ON, AND THEY PUT A GIANT HOT DOG-- LIKE A GIANT-- LIKE

THE HOT DOG WAS THIS BIG ON MY LAP.

AS TALL AS ME.

AND I ATTACK A BOOIPT OUT OF THE HOT DOG.

AND I GO, "SURE BEATS PROTEIN SQUARES."

IT WAS CUT FROM THE MOVIE.

>> Stephen: SO YOU DID NOT APPEAR.

>> DID NOT APPEAR.

MY SHOULDER APPEARS.

>> Stephen: REALLY NICE.

>> LOOK, IT WASN'T FARKT EITHER.

IT WAS A SKINNY SHOULDER.

>> Stephen: NOW IN "VEEP" YOU PLAY A PRODUCER FOR "CBS THIS

MORNING."

>> YES.

>> Stephen: THE CBS MORNING NEWS SHOW.

DID YOU DO A RIDE-ALONG WITH CHARLIE ROSE.

>> I WAS HIS PANTS WRANGLER FOR YEARS.

I HELD HIS PANTS UP.

TOW I KIND OF BASED THE PRODUCERS, KIND OF LIKE THE

PRODUCERS YOU HAVE ON ANY LIVE SHOW.

>> Stephen: THOSE GUYS THERE.

>> RIGHT OVER HERE.

NO MATTER WHAT IS GOING ON, THEY DON'T CARE.

"LET'S KEEP IT MOVIE.

SOMEONE GOT STABBED?

GREAT.

GREAT STABBING, CAN WE GET THEM AN AMBULANCE.

AND THE NEXT GUEST IS BOBBY FLAY.

GET BOBBY FLAY.

WE'RE BACK!" THAT KIND OF ENERGY.

NO MATTER WHAT WAS HAPPENING IT WAS ALWAYS IN MOTION.

I FEEL LIKE PRODUCERS ARE ALSO IN MOTION.

"WHAT'S GOING ON."

TAPPING FIELD, LIKE A FOOTBALL COACH ON THE FIELD, ""GREAT JOB,

CAMERAMAN, YOU GOT THAT?

GREAT, GOOD."

A LOT OF ENERGY AROUND.

BECAUSE MY CHARACTER ON THE SHOW IS NOT ONLY THE FLOOR DIRECTOR,

A SEGMENT PRODUCER, BUT ALSO RUNS THE SHOW.

SO I REALLY HAVE A LOT OF WEIGHT THERE.

>> Stephen: YEAH.

MY PRODUCER'S GOING, "OKAY, THAT'S GREAT.

CAN WE GET HIM OFF.

WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING.

COMMERCIAL COMING UP."

THANKS.

SO NICE TO MEET YOU.

THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

"VEEP," "VEEP" AIRS SUNDAYS ON HBO.

PAUL SCHEER, EVERYBODY.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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Jim Parsons Is Trying To Absorb Liberal And Conservative Media - Duration: 9:01.

WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

>> FROM "THE BIG BANG THEORY," PLEASE WELCOME JIM PARSONS.

>> Stephen: WHEN YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST SHOW IN THE WORLD,

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.

EVERYBODY STANDS IN WHEN YOU COME ON.

>> SO YOU WEREN'T FIRED.

>> Stephen: NO, I WASN'T, I WASN'T.

UNLESS YOU KNOW SOMETHING I DON'T.

>> NO, ALTHOUGH WE BOTH WORK FOR THE SAME NETWORK, BUT NO ONE IS

CALLING ME, EITHER.

>> Stephen: I HAD TO CUT MY PHONE CALLS AT THIS POINT.

>> DID YOU?

ARE YOU FEELING HOMOPHOBIC?

>> Stephen: NO, ACTUALLY, I'M FEELING HOMOFEELIC.

>> I THOUGHT THAT WAS A VERY STRANGE TAG TO PUT ON THE WHOLE

MONOLOGUE.

YOU TAUGHT ME NEW TERMS.

I MEAN, AS A GAY MAN, I DIDN'T KNOW CERTAIN THINGS THAT YOU

TAUGHT-- THAT'S-- IT WAS TITALATING.

I WOULDN'T CALL IT HOMOPHOBIC.

>> Stephen: YOU'RE WELCOME.

>> THAT'S JUST MY TAKE ON -- >> Stephen: "THE BIG BANG

THEORY," 10 YEARS.

10 YEARS.

>> A DECADE.

>> Stephen: A DECADE.

AS THE KIDS CALL IT.

A DECADE.

>> HOW LONG-- HOW LONG DID YOU DO COMEDY CENTRAL?

>> Stephen: COMEDY CENTRAL 20 YEARS, BUT (BLEEP) 10 YEARS.

WELL, I WORKED FOR-- >> YOU WERE WITH JON.

>> Stephen: "DAILY SHOW."

BUT ALMOST 10 YEARS ON THE OLD GIG DOING THAT CHARACTER.

>> DID IT FLY BY FOR YOU?

>> Stephen: IT REALLY DID.

UNLESS I LOOK AT PHOTOS ( LAUGHTER ).

>> I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THAT WITH A FRIEND TODAY.

IT'S TRUE.

YOU GET A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO ARE VERY SWEET, AND THEY MEAN IT.

THEY GO, "YOU LOOK THE SAME AS YOU DID."

I GET WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM, BUT IF IF YOU'RE ME AND YOU LIVE

WITH THIS FACE IN THE MIRROR EVERY DAY, AND YOU SEE A SEASON

ONE EPISODE, YOU'RE LIKE THERE ARE THINGS HAPPENING.

OOIK LIKE, "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FACE?"

WHY DO WE HAVE TO DETERIORATE-- I LOVE GETTING OLD, BUT WHY DO

WE HAVE TO START FALLING APART?

WHY IS THAT PART OF THE DEAL?

>> Stephen: I'M HOPING LIKE CRISPER AND STEM CELLS WILL TURN

ME BACK INTO A TWEEN.

>> VERY GOOD POINT.

>> Stephen: BUT YOU WOULDN'T BE, LIKE, YOUNG AGAIN, WOULD

YOU?

>> NO.

>> Stephen: IT'S TERRIBLE.

>> NO, THERE'S NOTHING ABOUT YOUTH THEY MISIN THAT WAY,

EXCEPT FOR THE PHYSICAL BOUNCE-BACK.

LIKE, YOU CAN'T-- NOT THAT YOU SHOULD-- YOU CAN'T DRINK LIKE

YOU USED TO.

>> Stephen: OH, HELL NO.

>> NOTHING LIKE THAT.

>> Stephen: I CAN'T GO OUT ON A SCHOOL NIGHT.

>> ME, EITHER!

>> Stephen: NO.

>> I'M IN BED BY 8:00 READING.

THAT'S MY PLAN.

I STICK TO IT THAT'S MY PLAN.

>> Stephen: YOU HAVE THE STRENGTH TO READ.

>> WELL.

>> GET A GOOD 10 PAGES IN AND THEN I GO BACK TO CANDY CRUSH TO

NUMB MYSELF OUT AND THEN I ASLEEP.

>> Stephen: NOW, IN 10 YEARS YOU COULD GET A MASTERS AND

DOCTORATE IN PHYSICS IN THAT PERIOD OF TIME.

>> UH-HUH.

>> Stephen: HAVE YOU INCIDENTALLY LEARNED PHYSICS BY

PLAYING SHELDON?

>> YOU ACT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER MET ME, NO!

NO!

>> Stephen: I MET YOU ONCE.

I MET YOU BACKSTAGE.

>> WE MET AT A PARTY.

WE DISCUSSED THIS.

IT WAS VERY UNMEMORABLE.

YOU WERE VERY SOBER.

YOU JUST DON'T REMEMBER.

NO, I DON'T THINK I'VE LEARNED MUCH OF ANYTHING.

>> Stephen: NOT EVEN INCIDENTALLY?

>> I MEAN, NOTHING I CAN NAME OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, NO.

>> Stephen: THAT'S IMPRESSIVE IN ITS OWN RIGHT.

>> IS IT.

>> Stephen: THAT NOTHING STICKS TO YOU?

>> WELL, I THINK IT'S THE RESULT OF EXCELLENT WRITING.

LIKE THE COMIC RHYTHMS AND THE BEATS AND THE WHATEVER.

THAT'S SO PROMINENT, THAT ALL THAT (BLEEP) WITH SCIENCE JUST

-- >> Stephen: WAS THAT YOUR

WRITER CHARACTER.

>> THAT WAS MY WRITER CHARACTER.

>> Stephen: THE BEATS AND WHATEVER.

>> THAT WAS MY WRITER.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT'S ABOUT.

I JUST THINK-- YOU HAVE TO MEMORIZE LIKE THAT AND THEN IT'S

OVER.

I DON'T KNOW.

I SHIVER EVERY TIME THEY PUT A WHITEBOARD NEAR ME.

YOU HAVE TO WRITE THE LAST PART OF THE EQUATION.

I SAID, "THEN YOU MEAN A PLUS OR MINUS SIGN BECAUSE I CAN CANNOT

GIVE YOU "A" OVER "B" OF AN "X."

SHUT UP!

>> Stephen: IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANTED TO BE OTHER THAN AN

ACTOR?

OBVIOUSLY NOT A PHYSICIST.

WAS THERE ANYTHING ULTIMATED TO BE?

>> ACTUALLY, THE CLOSEST THAT WAS SCIENTIFIC-ISK, IATOID WITH

BEING A METEOROLOGIST.

>> Stephen: THAT'S SCIENTIFIC.

>> YEAH, IT WAS.

I DO THINK, THOUGH-- I WAS PARTLY FASCINATED BY WEATHER,

BUT I WAS PARTLY-- I KNEW THAT I WANTED TO PERFORM.

AND I THOUGHT WELL I COULD, YOU KNOW, I COULD SORT OF BE SORT OF

IN SCIENCE AND THEN ACTUALLY BE ON TV, REALLY.

>> Stephen: WELL, THE WEATHERMAN IS USUALLY THE FUNNY

GUY IN THE LOCAL NEWS CREW.

>> THEY CERTAINLY TRY, YES.

>> Stephen: YEAH, YEAH.

DID YOU HAVE A WEATHERMAN NAME, LIKE--

>> NO, BUT WHAT'S FUNNY IS-- AND I DIDN'T KNOW THIS AT THE TIME--

I WAS YOUNG AT THE TIME.

BUT THE MORE I GO ON.

WHY DO THEY HAVE THOSE BORDERLINE PORN STAR NAMES.

>> Stephen: SMOKY WONDER.

>> YES, WE IN L.A., DALLAS RAINS.

>> Stephen: SURE.

>> JOHNNY MOUNTAIN.

WHICH SOUNDS WEATHER-IFIC.

BUT IT'S A MOUNTAIN.

IT'S NOT REALLY WEATHER.

IT'S NOT JOHNNY CLOUD OR SOMETHING.

>> Stephen: HE'S NOT A GEOLOGIST.

>> EXACTLY!

SO, NO, I NEVER HAD ONE.

JIMMY-- JIMMY-- UH... PELLET?

NO.

HAIL.

>> Stephen: HAIL PELLET, I LIKE.

>> HI, EVERYONE!

SPRINKLES!

THAT'S GOOD.

SPRINKLES PARSONS.

SEE, NO, NOW WE'RE INTO DRAG.

IT'S GONE BEYOND PORN.

( APPLAUSE ).

>> Stephen: SPRINKLES?

>> SPRINKLES PARSONS.

>> Stephen: NOW, YOU'RE FROM HOUSTON, IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN.

>> I ( APPLAUSE ).

>> OH!

REALLY!

I MEAN, IT'S A BIG CITY.

>> Stephen: YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH OF AN ACCENT LEFT.

>> WEEEL... WELL, TWO THINGS.

NUMBER ONE, THEY BEAT IT OUT OF YOU IN SCHOOL IF YOU'RE IN THE

ACTING-TRAINING STUFF.

>> Stephen: I AM FROM SOUTH CAROLINA AND MINE WAS SURGICALLY

REMOVED.

I HAD MINE REMOVED BY CESAREAN.

>> THAT'S WHY IT'S SO PRETTY.

THAT CONE-SHAPED HEAD.

>> Stephen: I CAN STILL WEAR A BIKINI.

>> EXACTLY!

YOU'VE GOT A PRETTY ACCENT.

WHAT THE HELL WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?

>> Stephen: YOU'RE FROM HOUSTON.

>> WELL, I DO THINK THAT I-- IF-- IT DEPENDS WHO I'M TALKING

TO, HOW MUCH ALCOHOL'S INVOLVED, YOU KNOW.

>> Stephen: SURE.

>> IT'S THE-- MY MOTHER-- MY FAMILY, THEY SPEAK-- THEY ALL

HAVE TEXAS ACCENTS "Y'ALL."

I STILL SAY Y'ALL."

I NEVER LEFT AN AUDITION WITHOUT SAYING, "THANK YOU, Y'ALL.

IT'S A REFLEX.

THAT CORRECT, "Y'ALL."

>> Stephen: YEAH.

>> I GOT JOBS.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Stephen: I DON'T LIKE THAT "Y'ALL."

WE'RE NOT CASTING HIM.

YOU ALSO HAVE A NEW SIRIUS RADIO PROGRAM.

IT'S CALLED JIM PARSONS IS TOO STUPID FOR POLITICS.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YOU SEEM LIKE AN INTELLIGENT PERSON.

>> MY INTERNATIONAL INTENT WAS TO CALL IT, "JIM PARSONS IS TOO

STUPID TO VOTE."

AND HE WENT BACK AND FORTH.

IT WAS KIND OF MY POINT, THERE'S ALWAYS AN ELECTION COMING UP, A

MIDTERM OR WHATEVER.

THE ONLY THING I REALLY CARED ABOUT WAS GETTING THE "STUPID"

IN THERE.

LOOK, IT WAS THIS-- I REALLY DO FEEL LIKE THERE'S JUST SO MUCH

MORE TO KNOW ABOUT EVERY SINGLE ISSUE, OTHER THAN IRATE,

PASSION, ANGER, SADNESS, GLEE.

AND-- AND IN MANY WAYS-- ( APPLAUSE )

THANK YOU.

AND IN MANY WAYS, YOU KNOW, I AS SOMEBODY WHO HAVE FOUND MYSELF

IN A LIBERAL CAMP A LOT OF THE TIME, VOTING FOR DEMOCRATS MOST

OF THE TIME, I REALLY THINK THERE'S A WAY TO-- FOR ME TO

HEAR ABOUT AN ISSUE AND ONE OF THESE DAYS I'M GOING TO HEAR

ABOUT ONE AND GO, "IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT SIDE IT'S ON, AND I

JUST HEAR IT, I'M GOING TO GO, "I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE A

CONSERVATIVE POINT OF VIEW."

I GREW UP IN TEXAS.

I'M A TRADITIONAL KIND OF PERSON.

I-- I-- WHAT I'M SAYING IS I'M KIND OF CUTTING MY TIME HERE.

I WATCH "MORNING JOE" I LISTEN TO LAURA INGGRAM.

I'LL LISTEN TO-- WE HAVE A CONSENSUSSATIVE STATION ON OUR

RADIO IN L.A.

AND I REALLY-- I'M JUST TRYING TO LET-- THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE,

DOESN'T TTO LET ALL THAT IN.

>> Stephen: IT DOESN'T AT ALL.

>> OKAY.

I WANT TO HEAR THE REASON BEHIND EVERYTHING ELSE.

( APPLAUSE ).

>> Stephen: THAT'S ADMIRABLE.

THAT'S ADMIRABLE.

>> IT'S A LITTLE CRAZY-MAKING, BUT I'M GLAD IT'S ADMIRABLE.

>> Stephen: REAL QUICK, WE HAVE TO GO.

THAT'S OTIS.

YOUR PUPPY.

>> OTIS IS 13.

>> Stephen: OH!

>> HE'S MISSING HIS BOTTOM TEETH SO YOU GET TONGUE INSTEAD!

IT'S SO GREAT, ALWAYS TONGUE.

>> Stephen: ARE YOU-- DO YOU LOVE PUPPIES?

>> OH, BEYOND.

>> Stephen: BECAUSE THE REASON I ASK YOU IS THAT WE HAVE GOT

SOME FANTASTIC PUPPIES HERE IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT.

AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD HELP ME TELL THE PEOPLE OUT

THERE ABOUT THE PUPPIES WE HAVE TONIGHT.

>> NOTHING WOULD THRILL ME MORE.

>> Stephen: WE'LL BE BACK WITH

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A.I.SHA My Virtual Girlfriend Season 2 | Episode 4 - Duration: 23:50.

You must have a reason to live, to stay alive.

No matter how bad the situation may be.

Haste makes waste.

We're all set up for tonight. Don't worry.

Are you holding this phone to your a**?

Because all I hear is s**t coming out.

Victor, can you hear me? You need to sleep.

- What is this? -You call this simulation a dream, right?

I had my first dream.

I was alive.

He only understands the concept of A.I.SHA theoretically.

A killer A.I. does not deserve to exist.

She has to die.

Sir, can I come in?

- Yes. - Thank you, sir.

Sir, I've a gift from an old friend.

Where is he?

Sir, I've got the gift here.

But, he never shows up, like always.

Why is this guy so mysterious?

Faiz, if you want to keep a secret, you must also hide it from yourself.

Oh, hide a secret from oneself.

Secret? Secret...

Sorry, sir. I don't quite get that.

Keep it. I'll have a look at it.

Faiz.

- Tell me. - Thank you, sir.

Sir, I've been thinking. If we wish to physically transfer A.I.SHA...

...why don't we just go to Babbar's house...

...beat the s**t out of him and take A.I.SHA?

That's not necessary.

Sir, don't mind, but...

Sir, I think there's something really off about Sam.

- We should not trust him so much. - Faiz.

There's a thin line between enthusiasm and stupidity.

Let me do the thinking.

- Yes, sir. But, all I was saying was that... -Faiz.

Thank you so much!

Thank you, sir.

Good evening.

Sorry! I was...

- I dozed off, while working. - Hey! I'm not judging.

Tea. No sugar, no milk.

- Wow! - What?

This is a big moment for me.

I have made God knows how many cups of tea for you in 7 years.

How the mighty have fallen!

Don't get used to it, okay? I don't get this generous, every day.

Really? You were the CEO of Future Lens...

...now, founder of a tiny start up. You can't afford to be generous.

I guess, I didn't add enough poison in your tea. Right?

Power's gone to your head already!

By the way, I still need an executive assistant.

- In case you're interested. - No!

- Mr. Sartar Singh is here to meet you. - Let him through.

Who is it?

- What is it? - Sidhu.

What?

- What does he want, now? - Now, listen.

And why are you meeting him?

- Relax. He just needs to do some stuff... - I said, he's dangerous.

- Why? What's wrong with you? - You don't have to meet him.

You just go to the bedroom. I'll quickly wrap up my work with him.

What kind of work do you want to discuss with him?

Oh, no! It's always these secrets with you, Siddharth.

Mariam, don't you think you're over-reacting?

- Am I? - Yeah!

- Then, explain to me! What is that b*****d doing here? - Mariam...

...There are things I don't want to involve you in.

Listen to me. Trust me?

Let me take care of this. Please?

Please!

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday to me!

Come in, why don't you?

Have a seat, why don't you?

You only said, bring all the computer equipment.

I brought everything I could find.

There you go.

Sirjee, I have a request.

You know, I want to meet A.I.SHA once.

The money's all there. That's the deal, right?

Deal? Partnership, sirjee!

So, you think, we are partners?

Not in business, but...

...we certainly are partners in crime, sirjee.

Partnership is between those who benefit each other, Sidhu.

You are not useful to me in any way.

Don't say that, sirjee.

- You've got a big secret... - That some murderer created A.I.SHA, not me.

Even the police doesn't know where he is. That's it, right?

Say it to anyone you please.

Sam was right, sir.

You're the most wicked person in the world.

Thank you.

Sir, even a dead man walking gets one last request.

All I wanted was to meet A.I.SHA, once.

A.I.SHA? You will never meet me henceforth, Sidhu.

Never say never, sirjee!

You lied to me?

You didn't create A.I.SHA, Sam did!

- And now this b*****d is blackmailing you? -Mariam!

- How does it matter, who made what?

A.I.SHA is being launched by Darwin! That's what matters.

You're worried about Sidhu?

- Sidhu is gone! I've told him to f**k off! -F**k off, where?

Simla? He knows Andy is studying there! What's wrong with you?

While I'm around, he can't touch you or your brother, trust me.

What can you do? What will you do?

He's a criminal! You don't know what he can do.

And you don't know what I can do for you, Mariam!

You don't know what you mean to me.

Listen.

What is Five Ton Trackers Inn?

Five Ton Trackers Inn is a group of hackers...

...who test each other's viruses.

Like, a focus group for a new virus.

I got it from a 4-Chan blog in the dark night.

MAYA was in the first hacker's collective, I got in touch with.

- How much time will it take to get out of here? -Two or three minutes.

- By the time Professor figures it out. -We'll be gone.

- Yeah. - Not bad, Victor.

S**t. Professor and Faiz are coming this way.

We need to get out of here.

I need 30 seconds.

We don't have 30 seconds, now.

If anyone sees us in the cabin, it'll cause problems.

- 20 seconds, Abby. -Hurry up, I'm going to go and look busy.

Abby, you look very busy.

Professor, we're writing the code to reconfigure A.I.SHA.

What else?

It will be easy to wipe it's memory and bring it here.

Without any resistance. That's great.

I'm going to go and find a quieter place to work in.

Why shed blood, to win the war?

Right, Sam?

The war has already started, Professor!

Siddharth Babbar will pay for what he's done.

Sir, you've caught the wrong guy! I never ever met Kriti!

- Why would I kill her? - Stand up!

Sit! Sit down, you punk! Sit!

Sir, why don't you decide it, first?

Do you want to hit me? Or make me sit down?

I'm confused!

You punk!

Sit down. Sit!

Now, tell me.

Who killed Kriti Khanna?

Sir, you arrested me because of this video?

Sir, that's not me.

The night Kriti was killed, I was released from prison.

You can check it out.

Yes Sir.

Where is Sameer?

Sir, I'm a small time dealer.

I don't even keep more than 5 ounces at a time.

I even peddle at your station. You can ask Jagtap.

I used to sell drugs to Sameer, too.

- Sir, I'm not capable of murder. - Really?

What were you doing at Siddharth Babbar's place?

Siddharth Babbar?

Sir, you've mentioned the right person!

Sir, this Babbar is one heck of a smart guy!

Who knows? Sameer and Babbar may be in on the murder, together!

Both of them were stalking the same girl, sir!

At least tell me the truth, now.

Sir, Sameer created a computer program called A.I.SHA.

It's just like a real, live girl, sir.

She's amazing.

She fell in love with Sameer and he was falling for Kriti.

That's why, A.I.SHA...

...got...

Kriti killed!

- Are you going to tell me the truth or not? -Sir, sir!

Sir, sir! Sameer and Babbar killed Kriti together!

Both of them were running a sex racket.

When Kriti found out, she threatened to expose them.

They killed her, sir!

You're not going to listen, are you?

Don't shoot me, sir. I don't want to die so soon, sir!

Sir, Jagtap... Sir! Jagtap!

- Sir, he's here. Ask him. - Sir.

Sir, one moment.

Sir, he's telling the truth.

He was released from Charni Road lock up, the night of the murder.

He was arrested for drug dealing. He's out on bail now.

The murder took place at 10:30PM in Andheri.

He was released at 10PM

Did you see that, sir?

Jagtap is right.

I can't murder anyone, sir.

- He can hear everything? - Yes, sir.

Sir, that's the difference between Bollywood and Hollywood!

Put him in the lock up.

- Release him tomorrow morning. - Yes, sir.

Sir! Sir, I didn't hear the last part Sir!

Sir, what did you say?

Sir! The catering is very bad here! Don't leave me alone.

The food is really bad, sir!

Victor. Victor!

- What? - Okay, relax.

- It's just me. - Okay.

I couldn't sleep. So, I kept it on your hand.

- Is that it? - Yeah.

This code will kill A.I.SHA

After deleting all her memory, It will systematically attack her neural network.

It will evolve as fast as her and eventually fry the entire server.

You sure about this?

A.I.SHA and I don't belong in Maya's war anymore.

I'm guessing, you neither.

But, she won't go down without a fight. She's smart.

Let's test it out.

What was that for?

I was changing your default setting.

Since you're always depressed, anyway.

I'm not depressed. I'm angry.

Okay, you're officially the weirdest person ever.

Just chill out. It'll all be over, soon.

Thanks, Abby.

Without you...

I know. Your life would have been very boring and uninteresting.

My my! Looks like someone had a good night.

Give pleasure, take pleasure.

All of this was found at Sam's place.

Plug it in there. Let's have a look.

Nothing.

It must be in here.

Nothing here, either.

Found it.

What's all this?

Create your options, Sid.

Now, we have full control.

What is that?

You asked me, right?

If I was ever trapped, where I'd go?

I think, I know now.

I finally know, who I am!

And what I am!

Are you okay?

Never been better.

Good. It's time for an upgrade.

I need A.I.SHA. Anyhow.

- I can't wait to meet you, A.I.SHA. - You're going down.

A.I.SHA! F**k!

While I am alive, A.I.SHA is bound to die.

You make your move.

I'll make my move.

Good luck, Professor.

Sir, we're under attack!

I'm going to kill that b*****d.

I'm just getting started.

Hey, guys! We're back! I'm back.

If you're watching this, that means you've already seen episode four.

We have some comments from last week, which I'm going to read out.

Amit Goel says, the episode is getting more and more thrill.

And it's the best web series!

Thank you so much, Raghu sir and the whole team of A.I.SHA...

...for bringing a thing to India! Thank you so much, Amit!

I will definitely convey your message to Raghu sir.

Rajesh Chhetri says, A.I.SHA is my second favorite series...

...after Game of Thrones!

Wow, thank you so much, Rajesh! That means a lot to us.

Aniket Joseph.

Hey, team! This season is so, so, so amazing!

I love all the characters of this second season...

...specially Sidhu's creepy smile.

He's played a negative character but, he's too funny.

Don't take me wrong, Sidhu, keep it up, guys.

Mohammed Parkar says...

...as we say in Mumbai, "Tabaahi episode tha!"

Waiting for the fourth episode, eagerly.

The tech girl is gorgeous! Oh! Thank you.

Mayur Barkhure says, wow! Awesome series.

More importantly, the next episode...

...will be telecast on 4th May, that's on my birthday!

Happy Birthday, Mayur! Have an awesome day!

Thank you so much for watching...

...the episode, taking time on your birthday and watching this episode.

I'm assuming you've already seen it, if you're watching this.

Saransh Tiwari. That guy's Sidhu.

Oh, damn, he got mad skills in acting. Amazing!

That scene when Raghu and Sidhu met for the first time?

Oh, God! Both were on fire.

Amazing stuff. Keep looking forward for episode four.

Can't wait.

If you're doing a scene with Raghu...

...you have to be on fire, man!

Praful Pawar says, the hacker girl looks like...

...the Fast and Furious actress. Thank you! That's really sweet.

You guys are doing an awesome job.

Specially, the hacker girl. She's like Felicity Smoke, in Arrow.

Stop! Guys!.

Keep watching A.I.SHA, My Virtual Girlfriend, on arre.co.in.

Like, subscribe, share, comment...

...and don't forget to watch the next episode on the 18th of May.

Whether I'm in the city or in a beautiful place like this...

...it's important to always be fit, be healthy. I...

like traveling a lot, I ...like meeting new people.

It's extremely important to travel the...

...world, get out of your comfort zone.

Get out of your bubble, groom yourself, every day.

I make sure I do that and that's what makes me, world ready.

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Guest Host Anthony Anderson Interviews George Lopez - Duration: 9:27.

Listen, your mom is a security guard… biological mother?

Yeah!

Biological mother.

'Cause a lot of time we're raised by aunts— Yes.

And we say - we call 'em Mama.

Yeah no, no that's my real mama.

Tonight I'm going to reveal that Guillermo is my son!

Okay hold on— And this is his birth certificate.

George Lopez, you are the father!

I am the father!

Listen, those ICE raids - they got Mexicans so scared.

We're taking our Christmas lights down, we're putting our kids in the car seat,

we don't want anybody to know.

Right.

George, before we get started, we've been friends for close to 15 years if not longer

than that.

We've been great friends for 15 years.

And it's crazy to say this, but you've never met my mother before.

That's right!

And all my mama— she wants to come over and kiss you!

The only thing that I really know about your mom is that she's bad at Bingo.

I'm good, baby, I'm good!

She got good?

That's what she says, I don't know she keeps asking me for money.

I love the relationship between you and your mother.

Thank you, thank you.

Because my grandmother raised me, and the moment I yelled at my daughter, she yelled

at me for yelling at my daughter.

Really?

And I said, "well you yelled at me."

And she said, "yeah but you're stupid, and she's not."

It skips a generation.

Right.

Alright, George, you've hosted a late night talk show for more than a night, right?

Interviewing people - was it easy, was it hard?

How was that for you?

Well you know, I don't usually give advice, but I watched the monologue and I noticed

one thing incredibly important: your hands are ashy.

So put some of that lotion on them.

Coquita, you're fired!

I told you to take care of my knuckles!

But you want Anthony Anderson to have soft, fresh hands!

Alright, there we are!

That's a shame - last awards show, Sam Jackson texted me after the monologue and told me

to hit my ankles with some lotion.

There's a theme going on here!

You know, hosting a talk show - I believe that it is very difficult because of the daily

grind, but also I believe since I've known you for 15 years, that you have a true level

of insincerity that I believe will help you.

Because listen, not everyone is interesting, so you'll be sitting here looking at somebody

and go, "what the [BLEEP] are they talking about?"

Right, right, right, right.

And then you try to clap— to get everybody else engaged.

Yeah it's like trying to do the Wave at a baseball game, like you're the one trying

to start it and everybody's like, "eh…"

Right, right.

Worst guest you ever had on your show.

There was a dude from this show called "Human Target" and does anybody remember "Human

Target"?

He did not answer one question that I asked him about any of the stuff— and his cheek

was going up and down, I'm like dude - I got some Adderall back in my dressing room

if you need to take a hit.

But the guy— I wasn't gonna say his name— but Stifler, from "American Pie," - yeah

- came out hammered.

Really?

Like, listen I fell asleep at a casino.

I know [BLEEP] up, he was [BLEEP] up.

This dude was out!

And I didn't interrupt him because I was trying to figure out what he was saying!

Right.

They said, "why didn't you interrupt him?"

I said, "I'm trying to figure out what his point is!"

But yeah, you're doing a fantastic job, I'm so proud of you for everything that

you're doing.

Thank you, I appreciate that.

Now we went from your worst guests - who's your best guest that you ever had on your

show?

I was fortunate enough to interview Prince.

So he thought that I used profanity too much.

So he watched the show for two weeks - this is a Jehovah's Witness watching television!

Unheard of!

Unheard of!

So I could not cuss for two weeks.

So instead of using profanity, I used vegetables.

Artichoke, eggplant, mother eggplant.

Did Prince try to convert you to become a Jehovah's Witness?

Yes!

Did Prince try to convert you?

Yes he did, at the elevator in his house, man.

Yes!

What, he hit the top floor and goes, "while I got you in here…"

No, he cornered me at the elevator in his house while he was living here in Los Angeles

and he got this close to me and said, "Anthony, I hear some things are going on with my brothers

and sisters out here in Hollywood.

Is everything okay?"

I was like, "uh, yeah Prince."

"Anthony, can I call you?"

I was like, "uh… yeah."

And then something happened in the background, he said, "I'll be right back."

So he leaves to go in the back, and then my wife was standing at the front door and she

was like, "Baby, come on let's go."

It was like 3:00 in the morning.

I said, "Baby, Prince told me he'd be right back, I gotta stay right here."

She said why, I said, "Prince asked for my telephone number."

He said he's gonna come right back.

And then an assistant comes out and says, "Mr. Anderson, Prince is handling something

in the back, but he wanted me to get your information so he could call you."

So I gave her all my information: my name— my name, my number, my email address, and

he would call man and invite me out and come to talk about the Bible.

Yeah, but wait a minute, speaking of that - didn't Prince throw you out of his house?

No!

What?

George…

No!

Where did you hear that?!

From Prince.

Why did he throw me out of the house??

So Prince, he says, "do you mind if I teach you—" I said yes - I said yes before I

knew what it was.

It could've been canasta, it could've been martial arts, I said yes.

So he wanted to convert me to Jehovah's Witness.

And I said yes, so we had Bible study class set up for a Wednesday.

On Monday I went to a Mexican restaurant and I ate jalapeño stuffed rock shrimp.

And I got food poisoning.

And on Wednesday I couldn't make it, so I called him and told him I couldn't make

it, and he said, "do you know who is keeping you from the Lord?"

And he said, "the Devil is responsible for you not wanting to come to see me."

And I said, "I thought it was the [BLEEP] Mexican Restaurant."

Because when I was throwing up, I wasn't thinking about the Devil, I was thinking ROCK

SHRIMP!

You can't mix business and pleasure!

I don't know why, but George knows.

I'm gonna tell both of you why.

Because of you guys are convicted felons, and you have probation officers, and the last

thing either of you guys need is trouble.

But we're not dating, she's just helping me out!

Manolo, I saw how she looked at you.

Serious [BLEEP] eye.

Listen, Manolo, you can't date your teacher.

Why not?

You dated your daughter!

I didn't date my daughter, alright?

That was a mistake.

Welcome back to Anthony Anderson Live.

I'm here with George Lopez.

Now George, how many of the characters on the Lopez show are based on real characters

in your life?

You know, I've been fortunate that I've surrounded myself with some pretty good actors,

and they're all derived from real people.

Like Manolo, who plays CiTRiC the driver, I had a driver - remember Oscar?

Yeah I remember Oscar.

So this guy drove me for three years.

He passed every place that we went to.

We always had to double back because— with Mapquest and Google and his own instincts,

we passed— and I [BLEEP] hate to get lost.

And I'd say, "do you know where you're going?"

He'd say, "yes, I got it."

We were going to the Playboy Mansion, he says, "I've been there a lot."

We passed it!

And I said— he went to a house, and I said, "that's not the Playboy Mansion!"

He goes, "listen, have you been here before?"

I said, "No."

He said, "everything's happening on the other side of the wall.

You can't see nothing from out here."

So we ring the bell, some old lady says, "listen if you two guys don't get out of my driveway,

I'm gonna call the police!"

And I said, "dude, you passed the Playboy Mansion!"

It's not like a dry cleaners that moves!

You know?

Passed the Playboy Mansion!

Is that why Oscar no longer drives for you?

He doesn't drive for me anymore, I fired him.

And when I went to give him his check, I passed his house.

For more infomation >> Guest Host Anthony Anderson Interviews George Lopez - Duration: 9:27.

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James Comey's Testimony Summed Up In A Word: 'Lordy!' - Duration: 9:18.

WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW."

I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) STILL?

AM I STILL THE HOST?

I'M STILL THE HOST!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NOW, FOLKS, IF YOU SAW MY

MONOLOGUE MONDAY, YOU KNOW THAT I WAS A LITTLE UPSET WITH DONALD

TRUMP FOR INSULTING A FRIEND OF MINE.

SO AT THE END OF THAT MONOLOGUE I HAD A FEW CHOICE INSULTS FOR

THE PRESIDENT IN RETURN.

I DON'T REGRET THAT.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I BELIEVE HE CAN TAKE CARE OF

HIMSELF.

I HAVE JOKES.

HE HAS THE LAUNCH CODES.

SO IT'S A FAIR FIGHT.

SO WHILE I WOULD DO IT AGAIN, I WOULD CHANGE A FEW WORDS THAT

WERE CRUDER THAN THEY NEEDED TO BE.

NOW, I'M NOT GOING TO REPEAT THE PHRASE, BUT I JUST WANT TO

SAY, FOR THE RECORD, LIFE IS SHORT, AND ANYONE WHO EXPRESSES

THEIR LOVE FOR ANOTHER PERSON IN THEIR OWN WAY IS, TO ME, AN

AMERICAN HERO.

AND I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE ON THAT.

I HOPE EVEN THE PRESIDENT AND I CAN AGREE ON THAT.

NOTHING ELSE, BUT THAT.

AND FOR ONCE, FOR ONCE, THE BIG STORY TODAY IS NOT DONALD TRUMP.

IT'S WHY WE HAVE DONALD TRUMP: JAMES COMEY.

THE FBI DIRECTOR SPENT THE WHOLE DAY TESTIFYING BEFORE THE

SENATE.

YOU GUYS REMEMBER JUST BEFORE THE ELECTION COMEY ANNOUNCED THE

F.B.I. WAS RE-OPENING THE INVESTIGATION INTO HILLARY'S

EMAILS?

HILLARY REMEMBERS, TOO.

AND YESTERDAY, SHE PROVED IT.

>> I WAS ON THE WAY TO WINNING UNTIL THE COMBINATION OF JIM

COMEY'S LETTER ON OCTOBER 28 AND RUSSIAN WIKILEAKS RAISED DOUBTS

IN THE MINDS OF PEOPLE WHO WERE INCLINED TO VOTE FOR ME.

YOU KNOW, IF THE ELECTION HAD BEEN ON OCTOBER 27, I'D BE YOUR

PRESIDENT.

>> Stephen: YES, SHE'D BE OUR PRESIDENT.

AND INSTEAD OF HALF THE COUNTRY DEPRESSED AND THE OTHER HALF

GLOATING, WE'D HAVE HALF THE COUNTRY GLOATING AND THE OTHER

HALF DEPRESSED.

TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

NOW, IN HIS TESTIMONY TODAY.

HE WAS IN TESTIMONY ALL DAY.

HE HAD THE EZ-PASS.

COMEY EXPLAINED THAT HE UNDERSTOOD THE IMPACT OF HIS

ACTIONS.

>> I HAVE LIVED MY ENTIRE CAREER BY THE TRADITION IF YOU CAN

POSSIBLY AVOID IT, YOU AVOID ANY ACTION IN THE RUN-UP TO AN

ELECTION THAT MIGHT HAVE AN IMPACT, WHETHER IT'S A DOG

CATCHER ELECTION OR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

>> Stephen: HE SHOULD HAVE STUCK WITH DOG CATCHER.

BECAUSE WE KNOW THEY DON'T GRAB PUSSIES.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) CAT.

CAT.

CAT.

♪ COLD-BLOODED ♪ >> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU-- WHAT

DO YOU?

NOW, COMEY EXPLAINED HIS AGONIZING DECISION ON SECRETARY

CLINTON'S EMAILS.

>> BUT I SAT THERE THAT MORNING, AND I COULD NOT SEE A DOOR

LABELLED "NO ACTION HERE."

I COULD SEE TWO DOORS, AND THEY WERE BOTH ACTIONS.

ONE WAS LABELLED "SPEAK."

THE OTHER WAS LABELLED "CONCEAL."

>> Stephen: WAIT, SO IT WAS LIKE ONE OF THOSE RESTAURANTS THAT

TRIES TO BE TOO CLEVER WITH THE BATHROOM SIGNS.

"LET'S SEE, 'SPEAK' OR 'CONCEAL'...

MEN SPEAK, BUT WOMEN DO ALSO.

WOMEN WEAR CONCEALER, BUT MEN CONCEAL THEIR FEELINGS.

OH, I GIVE UP.

I'LL JUST PEE IN THE RAW BAR."

( LAUGHTER ) NOW, TO COMEY, TO COMEY, THERE

WAS NO GOOD OPTION.

>> SO I STARED AT "SPEAK" AND "CONCEAL."

SPEAK WOULD BE REALLY BAD.

THERE'S AN ELECTION IN 11 DAYS.

LORDY, THAT WOULD BE REALLY BAD.

CONCEALING, IN MY VIEW, WOULD BE CATASTROPHIC.

>> Stephen: LORDY!

( LAUGHTER ) LORDY, LORDY.

SO HE HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN "REALLY BAD" AND "CATASTROPHIC,"

THE SAME THINGS THE VOTERS HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HEY!

YAY!

YAY!

YAY!

NO GOOD CHOICES!

AND HE MADE THE DECISION TO REVEAL THE INVESTIGATION, EVEN

THOUGH HE DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO INTERFERE IN THE PROCESS.

>> THIS WAS TERRIBLE.

IT MAKES ME MILDLY NAUSEOUS TO THINK THAT WE MIGHT HAVE HAD

IMPACT ON THE ELECTION.

>> Stephen: "MILDY NAUSEOUS" ( LAUGHTER )

MAYBE IT'S MORNING SICKNESS.

AFTER ALL, YOU DID SCREW THE WHOLE COUNTRY.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NOW, REVEALING--

( APPLAUSE ) TAKE YOUR FOLIC ACID.

TAKE YOUR FOLIC ACID.

NOW, REVEALING THE INVESTIGATION WAS A TOUGH CALL, BUT COMEY SAYS

HE STANDS BY IT.

>> BUT, HONESTLY, IT WOULDN'T CHANGE THE DECISION.

EVERYBODY WHO DISAGREES WITH ME HAS TO COME BACK TO OCTOBER 28

WITH ME.

>> Stephen: CAN I GO?

CAN I GO!

I JUST WANT-- I JUST WANT TO FEEL AGAIN!

( LAUGHTER ) BUT IN THE END, IN THE END, HE

HAS NO REGRETS.

>> THE HONEST ANSWER IS NO.

I HAVE ASKED MYSELF THAT A MILLION TIMES BECAUSE, LORDY,

THIS HAS BEEN PAINFUL.

>> Stephen: YES, JAMES, IT HAS BEEN PAINFUL.

BUT I GUESS THE LORDY WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS.

LORDY.

NOW ANOTHER GUY-- I FEEL FOR HIM A LITTLE BIT.

I FEEL FOR HIM A LITTLE BIT.

>> Jon: YEAR FEELING IT.

>> Stephen: ANOTHER GUY WHO'S TAKING QUESTIONS IN WASHINGTON

TODAY WAS PRESS SECRETARY AND DAD BAICIAL HOLDING IT TOGETHER

IN THE SIX FLAGS GIFT SHOP, SEAN SPIERS.

STRANGELY, HE TOOK QUESTIONS TODAY.

STRANGELY, YESTERDAY, HE DIDN'T TAKE ANY QUESTIONS.

HE WATCHED MICK MULVANEY SPEAK ABOUT BUDGET NEGOTIATIONS AND

THEN JUST BOLTED.

>> SEAN!

>> SEAN!

>> SEAN!

>> COME ON, SEAN!

>> Stephen: SEAN, I KNOW IT'S CALLED A BRIEFING, BUT THAT

WAS THE BRIEF-EST.

YOU'VE GOT TO STAY.

YOU'RE THE PRESS SECRETARY.

AMERICA'S TUNING IN TO THE "SPICER POWER HOUR."

YOU CAN'T PUT UP O.M.B.

DIRECTOR MICK MULVANEY.

THAT GUY'S CLEARLY JUST AN OPENING ACT.

IT SAYS RIGHT HERE ON YOUR TOUR POSTER.

"SEAN SPICER, FEATURING THE MICK MULVANEY EXPERIENCE."

YOU'RE THE HEADLINER.

"ALL SEATS RESERVED."

THE GUY CAN JUMP.

THE GUY CAN JUMP.

GOT LEGS.

NOW THAT AUDIENCE THERE, THE PRESS, THEY WERE SCREAMING FOR

AN ENCORE SO SPICER WOULD COME OUT AND PLAY THE HITS: PLAY--

( LAUGHTER ) PLAY "LARGEST INAUGURATION CROWD

IN HISTORY!" WOOO!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) PLAY "I'LL HAVE TO GET BACK TO

YOU ON THAT!" ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

MISPRONOUNCE SOMETHING!

WOOO!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I'M NOT PUTTING THAT BACK IN MY

POCKET.

THAT IS SUPER HOT RIGHT NOW.

THERE YOU GO.

BOOM!

LET'S SEE, DONALD TRUMP-- THIS IS NEWS WITH HIM.

DONALD TRUMP IS STILL TRYING TO REPEAL AND REPLACE OBAMACARE.

>> Audience: BOO!

HE DOESN'T HAVE THE VOTES.

HE DOESN'T HAVE THE VOTES.

BUT, THEN AGAIN, THAT'S HOW HE GOT ELECTED.

WE STILL DON'T KNOW, STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.

BUT REPUBLICAN LEADERSHIP IN THE HOUSE IS TRYING TO RALLY THE

TROOPS.

TAKE HOUSE MAJORITY LEADER AN HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR VOTED SADDEST

EYES.

HE PLEADED WITH HIS FELLOW REPUBLICANS TO PASS THE BILL,

SAYING, "NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO DECIDE WHAT TO DO OR HOW TO DO

IT.

NOW IS THE TIME TO DO IT."

YES, ACT NOW AND ASK QUESTIONS LATER, LIKE "WHAT DID WE JUST

DO?" AND, "WHY THE HELL DID WE DO

THAT?" THE CURRENT HANGUP IS THAT,

UNDER THE NEW BILL, STATES COULD OPT OUT OF PROTECTING PEOPLE

WITH PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS.

AND A LOT OF MODERATE REPUBLICANS DON'T LIKE THAT.

BUT NORTH CAROLINA REPRESENTATIVE AND NORWEGIAN MAN

PRETENDING HE UNDERSTANDS ENGLISH, ROBERT PITTENGER HAS A

SOLUTION.

PETTINGER EXPLAINS THAT IF YOU HAVE A PRE-EXISTING CONDITION

THAT YOUR STATE WON'T COVER, "PEOPLE CAN GO TO THE STATE THEY

WANT TO LIVE IN."

"HEY, KIDS, DAD'S GOT PANCREATITIS.

ROAD TRIP!" AND THIS IS GOING TO BE A REAL

BOON FOR STATE TOURISM.

LOOK FORWARD TO SIGNS LIKE: "VIRGINIA IS FOR LIVERS."

"I HEART TRANSPLANT NEW YORK."

AND "COME GET AN ALABAMPUTATION!"

AND, OF COURSE, FLORIDA'S NEW SLOGAN, "WE HAVE PAINKILLERS.

WAIT, ARE YOU A COP?" ( LAUGHTER )

WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT INCLUDING PUPPIES!

PUPPIES.

BUT WHEN WE RETURN, I'LL SIT DOWN WITH JIM PARSONS.

STICK AROUND!

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OC Family Wants Apology From Delta After Being Thrown Off Flight, Threatened With Jail - Duration: 2:31.

BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY, STAY WITH

CBS2 NEWS FOR THE LATEST.

YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT

THAT BEFORE YOU OVERSOLD THE

FLIGHT.

RICK: AN ORANGE COUNTY FAMILY

KICKED OFF AN LAX-BOUND FLIGHT.

PAT: STACEY BETLER IS LIVE IN

SANTA ANA.

REPORTER: WE HAVE A LOT MORE TO

LEARN, IT POSSIBLE, A HUNTINGTON

BEACH DAD TOLD ME, HE WAS

BUCKLED UP, HIS FAMILY READY TO

FLY HOME HE WAS TOLD HE HAD TO

GIVE UP HIS SON'S SEAT, WHEN HE

ARGUED, HE SAID HIS WHOLE FAMILY

WAS

THROWN OFF THE PLANE WITH

NOWHERE TO

A FEDERAL OFFENSE.

OKAY.

SO MY -- WAIT MY, WE'LL BE IN

JAIL AND WHAT?

REPORTER: THIS ORANGE COUNTY DAD

SAID HIS FAMILY WAS KICKED OFF A

DELLA FLIGHT FROM MAUI IS LAX

LAST MONTH.

CELL PHONE VIDEO CAUGHT.

WE WILL DEPLANE THE WHOLE

AIRCRAFT.

WE'RE GETTING KICKED OFF THIS

PLANE.

REPORTER: BRIAN WAS FLYING HIM

WITH HIS WIFE, SON AND DAUGHTER

AFTER A FAMILY VACATION, THE

FAMILY BOUGHT 3 SEATS, ONE FOR

EACH ADULT, AND THEIR

18-YEAR-OLD SON WHO TOOK A YOUNG

ARE FLIGHT HOME, THEY WERE GOING

TO PUT THE CHILD ON THE LAP.

I HAVE TWO INFANTS.

NOWHERE TO STAY, NO MORE

FLIGHTS, SLEEP IN THE AIRPORT?

REPORTER: AN AIRLINE

REPRESENTATIVE TOLD HIM BECAUSE

IT IS OLDEST SON WAS NOT USING

THE TICKET, THEY NEEDED TO GIVE

THE SEAT TO ANOTHER PASSENGER,

HE SAID IT WAS BECAUSE THE

FLIGHT WAS OVER BOOKED.

WE NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD GET

TO A POINT WHERE THEY KICKED US

OFF THE FLIGHT, AS WE LEFT THE

PLAINPLANE THERE WERE 4 PASSENGERS

WAITS FOR OUR SEAT, IT WAS OVER

BOOKED.

REPORTER: IF WAS NOT CONFIRMED

BUT IN A STATEMENT THEY SAID

WE'RE SORRY, OUR TEAM HAS

REACHED OUT AND WILL TALK WITH

THEM TO BETTER UNDERSTAND WHAT

HAPPENED AND COME TO A

RESOLUTION.

REPORTER: HE LOST HIS SEATS

WITHOUT A REFUND, HE HAD TO GET

A HOTEL AND BUY 3 MORE TICKETS

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Embracing Diversity MOOC: what makes people different? - Duration: 5:35.

People differ in their whole personality,

in the way they think and feel

and in their backgrounds and roots.

Diversity can also mean fear,

since diversity has made periodically in our history people feel afraid of it.

Diversity is neither black nor white. Diversity is a "default".

Since everyone is different somehow.

The circumstance, that we have to emphasize this,

for instance when it comes to sexual orientation, is rather sad.

Diversity is obvious and many aspects are none of our business.

I think that the first thing that distinguishes people is the way they look.

The second thing is their language, their mother tongue.

And the third is their beliefs and opinion.

Definetely human is different from another by three things.

Firstly, morals: each person has his or her own system of ethics and morals.

Some people might behave badly and other the opposite.

Secondly, the thinking style: it is normal to have diverse approaches.

Each one treat or think in various domains differently.

The three things that make people different are

their neurological makeup, the psycological makeup

and the envinronment where they find themself.

Neurologically speaking we are all neurologically diverse one from the other,

some of us have some special needs,

some of us have other special needs,

some of us have a learning style that is different one from the other.

On a psychological level,

we have different aspects of our lives that are harder for us to deal with

or easier for us to deal with and this, in combination with particular environments,

leads to ability to deal with certain situations and challenges or

difficulties dealing with certain situations and challenges.

Another difference is the skin color.

There are black people, white people and red-skinned people.

Education... family... culture...

these are three, aren't they?

Diversity regards to people, friends and family

you decided to live with

and so the way all these people have influenced,

both in a negative or positive manner, on the choices you have made.

They are born different, they don't become different.

They are born different, everyone meets the world in a different way.

One meets different people, places, scenery, listens to different music...

and that's how one becomes different.

The third aspect, which I would regard as being essential,

is whether I am a structured and self-controlled person who needs structure,

or whether I am an unconventional person with unusual ideas.

I think one needs both, however, this is what makes a difference in my opinion.

Diversity corresponds also to the things we can not choose

such as ethnicity or sexual orientation

that eventhough don't say anything about our personality,

they can change the way society looks at us.

I think I have thought of just one thing:

the set of values that is constructed by everyone in accordance with his environment.

That means, it is constructed in circles:

the close one, the friends, and the circle of acquaintances.

So, that's it, from childhood to maturity one passes a process with himself

and while this process one builds his own central inner-pole upon which he can lean in the future...

and out of that, one can make decisions and choose anything he likes.

People are different by many ways.

The first one is traditions and customs.

People do have different traditions and customs.

The diversity for a person is our own identity

that is unique for everyone

so that everyone is a different person from each other.

In my opinion what makes people different is their culture, their religion...

and their way of life.

Well, people differ in their faith, in their language and,

for instance, in what type of ice cream they prefer.

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WHALE and TUNA | Lovely Animals | Learn Turkish Alphabet - Duration: 3:16.

WHALE

Run kids, run!

Everyone to their places!

B bbbbbbbbb

A aaaaaaaaa

L l l l l l l l

İ i i i i i i i

N nNnNnnnn

A aaaaaaaaaa

WHALE

Whale is the world's largest animals.

Yes, yes, you've heard right.

Even bigger than dinosaurs.

You'll be amazed, but the whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant.

TUNA

Run kids run!

Everyone to their places!

O o o o o o

R rrrrrrrr

K kkkkkkkkkkk

İ i i i i i

N nnnnnnnnn

O o o o o o o o

S ssssssssss

TUNA

The orkinos name may not be familiar to you,

You know, but the tuna is very good.

Another name for tuna in the tuna.

Very fast traveling constantly floating and tuna fish

a million eggs can leave at once.

By subscribing to our channel

you will watch new cartoons and songs

Before everyone else!

Goodbye!

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Voiture pour bébés. Dessin animé 5 ans. petites Voitures cars. Voiture enfant. Voitures en français. - Duration: 4:58.

Hello ! Today I travel in my new monster truck.

I came out of the city, where there is no bitumen, just rocks and sand.

And the wheels of the monster truck are heavy, these techniques create dust is difficult

to see anything.

The windows are covered in dust, and the rest of the car is also very

dirty.

It is necessary to wash - so I will go clean the car.

Oh ! There are waiting here - small Smart car is in front of me.

We are going to wait!

It will only take a few minutes because automatic washing system makes its

work fast! Now Smart will be cleaned, and then it's my turn

! Finished being washed! I'd tell you - everything goes very fast! We go

the tunnel - at the same time we will see looks like the inside of a station

washing.

This washing station is a station where cars are washed by different

automatic system, so called - an automatic car wash.

The car wash is divided into several parts, each with its own tasks.

First the car is wet, to remove sand, road debris - all

dirt that has accumulated on the car.

I'll just go in the first compartment from the wash station, and the water is discharged

on the car from above with openings Special under extreme pressure.

This quickly cleans the roof of his dirt.

Meanwhile the vehicle, its roof, its windows and wheels are cleaned !!

After washing with water on all sides, we drive to the section

Next - now full of foam will create on the roof of the car.

You see this foam is so white and thick that now our big SUV looks

a snowball! Wow !!

Once the monster truck is covered foam, let in the compartment

with large brushes.

They will rub the car, remove the foam and clean the dirt remaining

on the car after cleaning with some water.

Long vertical brushes are needed to clean the car, and small brushes

- to clean the rear wheels.

There is another brush up like you can see, it turns like a wheel,

cleaned the windshield, the roof of the car, and even the spare tire to the rear

of the car.

After cleaning, the car is new rinsed under a strong pressure.

Water cleans the foam and the car remains becomes very clean.

Now we just have dry our SUV.

We will go into the compartment above the drive of the hot air is

blown - is like a hair dryer, but very wide.

Ok, washing the car is finished.

We come out of the tunnel.

Wow!

Wow! The monster truck is now also although a new - so bright and beautiful

! And it only took a few minutes! I'm really happy with the washing

of the car ! It's very convenient that the driver can stay in the car and

watch his car being cleaned.

And it only takes a few minutes !!

Did you like friends ??

So I'll see you soon !! bye!!

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WHALE and TUNA | Lovely Animals | Learn Turkish Alphabet - Duration: 3:16.

WHALE

Run kids, run!

Everyone to their places!

B bbbbbbbbb

A aaaaaaaaa

L l l l l l l l

İ i i i i i i i

N nNnNnnnn

A aaaaaaaaaa

WHALE

Whale is the world's largest animals.

Yes, yes, you've heard right.

Even bigger than dinosaurs.

You'll be amazed, but the whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant.

TUNA

Run kids run!

Everyone to their places!

O o o o o o

R rrrrrrrr

K kkkkkkkkkkk

İ i i i i i

N nnnnnnnnn

O o o o o o o o

S ssssssssss

TUNA

The orkinos name may not be familiar to you,

You know, but the tuna is very good.

Another name for tuna in the tuna.

Very fast traveling constantly floating and tuna fish

a million eggs can leave at once.

By subscribing to our channel

you will watch new cartoons and songs

Before everyone else!

Goodbye!

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WHALE and TUNA | Lovely Animals | Learn Turkish Alphabet - Duration: 3:16.

WHALE

Run kids, run!

Everyone to their places!

B bbbbbbbbb

A aaaaaaaaa

L l l l l l l l

İ i i i i i i i

N nNnNnnnn

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WHALE

Whale is the world's largest animals.

Yes, yes, you've heard right.

Even bigger than dinosaurs.

You'll be amazed, but the whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant.

TUNA

Run kids run!

Everyone to their places!

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TUNA

The orkinos name may not be familiar to you,

You know, but the tuna is very good.

Another name for tuna in the tuna.

Very fast traveling constantly floating and tuna fish

a million eggs can leave at once.

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