Youtube daily report May 6 2017

Fart Prank Gone Wrong - A ROBLOX Machinima

Teacher: alright kids, and this is the heart, something that you'll have broken when you

get older : did someone break your heart miss kay?

Teacher: okay that's enough, you kids go enjoy the art, i have to go take a break

: piss off, will you?

Teacher: you bloody wanker! *teacher walks out*

*teacher walks into elevator* *A FEW DAYS BEFORE*

Waitress: what would you like to eat?

Fave: give me everything on your menu Waitress: everything? are you sure about that?

Fave: GIVE ME ALL THE FOOD Waitress: okay, that'll be an arm and a leg

*fave gives an arm and a leg* *waitress serves fave*

Waitress: here ya go! *three hours later*

Waitress: you enjoying your meal?

Fave: CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY?

Waitress: okay okay *three more hours later*

Fave: i'm getting drowsy, i need to sleep Waitress: i have a solution, crazy customer

*waitress throws fave into fountain* Fave: CONCUSSION!

*fave passes out* *A FEW DAYS LATER*

*fave wakes up* Fave: man... what happened... i gotta shit

real bad *sign says bathroom is on 24th floor*

Fave: the bathroom is on the 24th floor?

i better make progress! *fave walks into elevator*

*elevator* Fave: hey, how ya doin

Kay: aren't you that guy who ordered most of my restaurant?

Fave: OH DAMN!!!!!!

Kay: you owe me an arm and a leg Fave: i'm about to go release a leg into the

toilet Kay: can this elevator go any slower? you're

making me feel uncomfortable Fave: oh, I'M making you feel uncomfortable,

tell me why it looks like you're only wearing panties

Kay: dude, it's 2017, you gotta start accepting fashion!

Fave: that's what you call fashion! this is what i call fashion!

*fave farts* Kay: gross dude! couldn't that wait!

*fave does a sinister laugh* *green smoke crowds the elevator*

Kay: i can't breathe, you dimwit muppet plunker uphill gardener nobhead mingebag asshole!

Fave: well you fuckin... uh... uh....

CUNT! *kay dies*

Fave: aw... now i feel kinda bad *fave walks out of the elevator*

Fave: i don't even have to shit anymore *security room*

*teacher walks in elevator* Frank: hehehehehe *creepy laugh*

*fave walks in elevator* Frank: aww man

*fart, green smoke* Frank: woah... this is way better any porno

i could've thought of, i gotta call the news *two minutes later*

Reporter3: BREAKING NEWS!

Reporter2: local security guard named Frank claims he was "getting off on one" and discovered

something MINDBLOWING Reporter3: it'll blow your FUCKING head off

Reporter1: Fave! has allegedly farted in an elevator and killed a local school teacher

Reporter2: this is unbelievable Reporter3: FUCKING BATSHIT INSANE!

Reporter1: we'll have an update shortly, we're gonna go track down fave

*meanwhile* Fave: i feel like going skydiving

*mad phone vibrations* Fave: the paparazzi is out to get me again?

well, i have a plan *30 minutes later*

*fave naked with parachute* : is the operation a go?

Fave: let's go! *fave jumps out, naked, parachuting*

*fave lands on windshield of news van* *dick on windshield*

Reporter1: WE'RE GOING DOWN!

BREAKING NEWS!

FAVE IS BUTT NAKED ON OUR WINDSHIELD! *skrrt, crash, explosion

*outro*

For more infomation >> Fart Prank Gone Wrong - A ROBLOX Machinima - Duration: 4:43.

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Maria Bamford Was In A Touring Cast Of 'Star Trek' - Duration: 7:34.

WELCOME BACK EVERYBODY.

FOLKS, YOU'VE SEEN MY NEXT GUEST ON "ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT"

"LOUIE" AND HER OWN SHOW "LADY DYNAMITE."

PLEASE WELCOME ONE OF MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN

favorite comedian Favorite comedian

S, MARIA BAMFORD.

>> Stephen: HOW ARE YOU?

>> I'M VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD.

AS I WAS SAYING TO THE PEOPLE HERE, YOU ARE ONE OF MY FAVORITE

COMEDIANS.

NO MATTER WHAT MOOD I'M IN I CAN LISTEN TO ANY ONE OF YOUR

ALBUMS.

>> THAT'S VERY KIND.

>> Stephen: I JUST LOVE-- I LOVE-- I LOVE HOW CONFESSIONAL

YOUR WORK IS.

>> I SAY TOO MUCH.

>> Stephen: A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH FOR SOME.

NOT FOR ME.

BRING IT ON.

>> THAT'S RIGHT WHY NOT?

WHY NOT TALK ABOUT IT?

>> Stephen: YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR PARENTS A LOT.

HOW ARE YOUR MOM AND DAD?

>> THEY'RE VERY GOOD.

I READ IN THE "NEW YORK TIMES" THAT YOU CAN ASK 36 QUESTIONS TO

GET SOMEBODY TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU.

AND I THOUGHT, "WHY NOT ASK MY PARENTS SOME OF THESE

QUESTIONS?" SOMETIMES THEY'RE ON THE FENCE.

( LAUGHTER ) AND I ASKED MY FATHER, I SAID--

ONE OF THE QUESTIONS WAS, "WHAT PERSON LIVING OR DEAD WOULD YOU

WANT TO HAVE DINNER WITH?" AND HE SAID

( CLEARING CLOSE ) WHAT?

SHE WAS A VERY SIXY LADY FROM HISTORY.

"WHO DID YOU SAY?" "DAD, I SAID YOU."

I ASKED MY MOM WHO SHE WOULD WANT TO HAVE DINNER WITH.

AND SHE SAID JOHN F. KENNEDY.

AND SHE LOVES YOU, STEPHEN.

OH, STEPHEN.

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

MY MOM WANTED ME TO TELL YOU THAT.

>> Stephen: OH, THAT'S NICE.

>> HE'S LIKE STRAWBERRY JAM.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

>> Stephen: NOE RED, LUMPY?

>> NO, DELICIOUS!

>> Stephen: YOU'RE MARRIED ALMOST TWO YEARS NOW.

CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Stephen: LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE.

YOU WERE FAIRLY NEW TO MARRIAGE.

>> YEAH!

>> Stephen: GOT ONE.

DO YOU ENJOY IT?

I LOVE BEING MARRIED.

I'M 24 YEARS MARRIED NOW.

AND IT'S-- SAME LADY.

( LAUGHTER ) ARE YOU-- ARE YOU DIGGING IT?

>> IN A ROW.

YES.

I-- IT'S DELIGHTFUL.

IT IS-- I DIDN'T KNOW-- I GENERALLY AM NOT VERY GOOD AT

RELATIONSHIPS.

I HAVE A HARD TIME.

I JUST NEEDED TO FIND A WAY TO SHOW PEOPLE HOW MUCH I LOVE

THEM, DESPITE ALL MY WORDS AND ACTION.

( LAUGHTER ) AND MY HUSBAND GOT TOGETHER --

>> Stephen: HIS NAME IS.

>> SCOTT CASSIDY.

AND HE'S A PAINTER.

HELLO, BOO-BOO.

ONE THING I LEARNED ABOUT LOVE IS SOMETHING-- THEY TELL YOU-- I

DIDN'T REALIZE-- SOMETIMES WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEBODY YOU MIGHT BE

IRRITATED BY THEM.

AND I READ IN SOME OF MY SELF-HELP LITERATURE THAT WHAT

YOU DO IS YOU EMBRACE IT, EMBRACE THAT WHICH DISGUSTS YOU.

( LAUGHTER ) AND MY HUSBAND DOES A REPETITIVE

SINGING THING.

WHERE HE CHANGES EVERY SONG TO THE WORDS "TURKEY LEG, CHICKEN

LEG."

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Stephen: ANY SONG?

>> ANY SONG.

♪ TURK ON THE CHICK LEG TURK, TURK, CHICK.

♪ TURK, TIRK CHICK LEG ♪ TURK, TURK, CHICK LEG ♪

>> Stephen: "SMOKE ON THE WATER,."

>> I HOPE THAT DOESN'T COST YOU ANYTHING.

>> Stephen: WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT SO HOW DO YOU EMBRACE THAT?

>> THEN I I JUST START DOING THE SAME THING.

AND NOW I DO IT SO MUCH MORE THAN HE DOES, HE HAS TO SAY,

"STOP.

COME ON."

SO-- AND IT STARTED TO-- I REALLY ENJOY DOING IT.

IT IS FUN TO -- >> Stephen: YOU'RE CHALLENGING

HIM NOW?

HE HAS TO EMBRACE YOUR EMBRACE OF HIM?

>> I HOPE-- I THINK IT DOES-- LIKE SEEING WHY SOMEONE ENJOYS

SOMETHING AND SAY, "WHAT IF I--" I COULD ENJOY IT RATHER THAN BE

AFRAID OF IT.

>> Stephen: YOU'RE GOING INTO THE SECOND SEASON OF "LADY

DYNAMITE" RIGHT?

>> YES.

>> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Stephen: WE WERE TALKING WITH RICHARD GEAR EARLIER THAT

HE WAS DANNY ZUCCO.

DO YOU REMEMBER AN EARLY JOB IN SHOW BUSINESS JIEFS A "STAR

TREK" CHARACTER IN A TOURING SHOW WHERE WE MOSTLY DID MALL

OPENINGS IN THE SOUTH.

( LAUGHTER ) I SAID THINGS LIKE,"GREETINGS.

I'M FROM THE PLANET BAJOR."

"GET THE "F" AWAY FROM ME."

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

>> Stephen: YOU'VE GOT A NEW NETFLIX SPECIAL CALLED "OLD

BABY."

>> YES.

>> Stephen: WHERE DID THE TITLE COME FROM?

>> I WAS MISTAKENLY ASKED TO SPEAK TO SOME HIGH SCHOOL

STUDENTS.

NONE OF US KNEW WHY I WAS THERE.

IT WAS VERY CONFUSING.

>> Stephen: LIKE, "PLEASE COME IN AND SPEAK TO THEM?

IS IT.

>> YES.

AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT THAT THEY MIGHT BE

THINKING IS, "OH, SHE'S LIKE-- SHE'S OLD, BUT THEN SHE'S, LIKE,

GOT A BABY VOICE.

HE'S LIKE AN OLD BABY, AND SHE'S ALL SHAKY.

HOW COULD SHE EVEN HAVE A JOB?" ( LAUGHTER )

FAIR POINT.

>> Stephen: UH-HUH.

>> FAIR POINT.

NO, IT WAS A VERY-- VERY ODD.

IT WAS FOR CAREER DAY.

I WAS LIKE, I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE-- IF YOU WANT TO TAKE ONE

OF MY HEAD SHOTS FROM 1999 AND TOSS THOSE OUT AS YOU LEAVE THE

ROOM.

I HOPE THAT-- NO, I FELT BAD ABOUT TRYING TO TEACH THE KIDS--

KIDS ARE SO SMART THEMSELVES.

THEY-- THEY'LL FIGURE IT OUT, RIGHT?

LOUVRE LAUGH.

>> Stephen: WELL, I'VE NEVER DONE A COMEDY SPECIAL.

LIKE, HOW DO YOU-- HOW DO YOU PREPARE FOR IT?

OB, YOU GO TO CLUBS, BUT BEFORE YOU EVEN GO TO THE CLUBS, WHERE

DO YOU TEST OUT YOUR MATERIAL?

WHAT ARE YOUR GUINEA PIGS?

>> WELL, I REHEARSE IT, OF COURSE, TO ALL MY LOVED ONES,

UNTIL THEY GROW TIRED OF IT.

AND THEN I BEGIN PAYING THEM.

( LAUGHTER ) AND THEN-- THEN I STARTED TO

TWITTER JUST OUT TO PEOPLE, "HEY, IF YOU'RE FREE FROM 4:00

P.M. TO 5:00 P.M., AND YOU CAN GO TO THIS COFFEE SHOP--" I

WOULDN'T SAY THE COFFEE SHOP.

I WOULD CONTACT THEM LATER ON TWITTER.

AND I'LL PERFORM MY HOUR FOR YOU AND JUST FOR YOU.

>> Stephen: JUST RANDOM PEOPLE ON TWITTER "I'M GOING TO DO MY

SPECIAL?" >> I WOULD RESEARCH THEM.

I WOULD GO THROUGH THEIR TWITTER FEED AND GO, "WHAT'S GOG?"

SO I GOT TO CHECK OUT MY AUDIENCE, PRESCREEN THE

AUDIENCE.

>> Stephen: OH, WOW.

WE SHOULD TRY THAT HERE.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

WELL, MARIA, IT WAS LOVELY TO SEE YOU.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.

>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.

>> Stephen: MARIA'S COMEDY SPECIAL "OLD BABY" IS ON

NETFLIX.

MARIA BAMFORD, EVERYBODY.

WE'LL BE BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY PERFUME GENIUS.

STICK AROUND.

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Inventor's Corner - Multi-Knife II - The Gorburger Show - Comedy Central - Duration: 1:34.

Rob Corddry, do you want to see an invention?

Yeah, sure.

Well, it's time for Inventor's Corner

with my best friend Kazuki!

[ Gorburger laughs ]

[ applause and cheering ]

GORBURGER: Rob, you're gonna love it. Take it away, Kazuki!

Hi, Gorburger!

Hi, Kazuki! You're my best friend.

I know! You are my best friend, too!

[ laughs ] I like him.

And pleasure to meet you, Rob.

Nice to meet you, too.

This is the Multi-Knife II!

Yahoo!

[ laughing ]

[ switch clicks ]

See?

Oh, look at that, Rob.

It's very sharp

and great for stabbing into meat and onion.

It also works for haircuts,

but Rob has no need for that,

because he doesn't have...

hair!

[ laughing ]

GORBURGER: I don't know if it's a cultural thing, Rob,

but they really love that bald joke.

Good one. Really funny.

[ audience gasps ]

[ man screams ]

GORBURGER: Kazuki, what happened?

Rob, do you think this is part of it?

ROB: Part of what?

[ Gorburger screams ]

What?

[ all screaming ]

ROB: Oh... what?

Another murder!

Yes, another murder!

Ah! This is terrible.

It is terrible, Robert, and you know what?

I will avenge my best friend's death.

After these messages.

Let's go to commercial!

If that's not ketchup, then we can't eat those.

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British vs American Idioms 😜 - Duration: 8:32.

Here we clap!

Do I?

Welcome! Today we have a very special lesson for you

today because we have a special guest.

This is Aly from Papa Teach Me.

So we recommend you check out his channel.

We will leave a link in the description below.

So today we're going to ask Aly

if he knows some American idioms

that we put together for him.

He has to guess them.

And then we're going to try to guess his.

I have some British idioms.

Maybe she knows them. Maybe they don't. Who knows!

Let's find out!

Okay. So..."Shoot the Breeze"!

Shoot the Breeze! Oh...um.

Ah...it's like when we're talking, but it's nothing.

We're not talking about anything serious. Right?

We're just shooting the breeze.

Yeah! That's right.

Is that right?

Awesome!

Feel like shooting the breeze?

Okay. How about "Take a Rain Check"?

Oh, I know this one.

Um...okay, no I don't know it fully.

So if we make plans, and I'm like

I'll take a rain check.

That means I don't want to meet with you, but it's like

a polite way to say, "Let's do it later."

or "Not today."

That's right!

Does that just basically mean I don't

really want to do it, but that's...

It means like "Let's do it next time."

Oh...piggyback. No, you know what. I'll talk a rain check this time.

Okay. The next one is "On the John."

On the toilet.

That's right!

And pooping?

Yeah!

But if I'm on...and the John is the...

...toilet?

Toilet. Yeah.

Right. If I'm on the john, I'm pooping.

Yes.

And who doesn't like pooping.

If anything is guaranteed to constipate

an introvert for six months,

is talking on the john.

No, but it is to "Flip a Bitch."

Flip a bitch?

Yep.

To flip a bitch?

Yep.

To ac?...to flip?

...a bitch.

...a girl?

Ah...nope.

What does it mean to flip a bitch?

This is the first one. Okay, so to flip a bitch means

to do a U-turn. When you drive...to turn around

and do a U-turn.

So like how would you say it?

You know. I made a wrong turn and I had to flip a bitch.

I'm going to start using that one. That's brilliant.

I'll turn the car around. I'll flip a bitch, and I'll go pork somebody right now.

So the first British one is "Chin Wag."

Oh my gosh. Chin wag?

Chin wag.

Can you use it in a sentence?

My mom and her friends were sitting in the living room

having a chin wag.

Chit chat.

Kind of.

It's a chit chat.

Oh..great!

Literally your chin is wagging.

Wow! Okay. That's awesome.

But it's kind of...

Is it like gossiping? Or just like...

Kind of gossiping.

Hello and welcome to celebrity chin wag.

Okay. The next word is "Skive."

What does it mean to skive?

Man this is good.

I don't know why I keep thinking of sky diving.

So like you're skiving....

...two together, so you sky divie?

Probably not.

You want a sentence?

Yes.

Okay. I don't want to go to work today.

I think I'm going to skive.

Ooo...like skip? Skip work.

Skip work or skip school.

Okay. So like ditch?

Like ditch.

Well that'll teach you to stop skiving on the cleaning then

A word that could get lost in translation

is the world "Thick."

If I said to you, "Oh that guy is really thick."

Oh I think I know this one. Is it like "stupid" or "he doesn't get it"?

Yeah.

Yeah.

He's really thick.

I like this one.

So stupid.

Sometimes you can be really thick.

So do you want to go first?

Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

"Jonesing."

Jonesing?

Jonesing.

So now I need a...I need a...

You want a sentence?

I want a sentence.

This morning I woke up, and I was really jonesing for some coffee.

Oh! So it's like "crave."

Like I really want something.

Exactly.

I'm jonesing for a coffee, which is usually true.

So if you're really jonesing for that chocolate,

it's probably just because your brain remembers

that it feels good to eat it.

Um...okay. The next one is "A Hail Mary."

A hail mary?

Yeah, hail mary.

So...so like a religious thing?

Or a...

Nah...

I've never heard of this. What does it mean?

It's from...they use it in American football.

So a hail mary would be like at the...

you know time is running out.

It's at the end of the game.

They have to throw the ball very far

and try and score. So chances of them scoring

are very slim, so it's a hail mary.

It's the first quarter of the big game and you want to toss up a hail mary.

Another one..."Put up Your Dukes."

Oh, I know this one. Queensberry rules.

Let's fight! Right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put up your dukes. From like...

Put up your dukes!

Okay. The other one that we had for you..."John Hancock."

He's a political guy, wasn't he?

It does come from the Declaration of Independence.

Oh, is this where you ask someone for their John Hancock?

So you're asking for their....

Their signature.

Yeah. Exactly.

Can I have your John Hancock on this please?

Mr. Callahan, I need your John Hancock on these reports.

Good job! Nice. Wow. That's impressive.

But see...

He's good at this!

Okay. So a British idiom for you is to "Get a Bollocking."

Get a bollocking?

Like to get your butt kicked.

Like really get a beating.

You're kind of close.

You're on the right wave length.

Do you want a sentence?

Sure. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. So...

I got home really late last night and I got

such a bollocking from my mom.

Oh, you got yelled at.

You got in trouble. Somebody was screaming at you.

I got in trouble.

Okay.

Exactly.

You get in trouble you get a bollocking.

He knows his British idioms.

And I remember my grandmother being the first person

out at Balmoral running across the lawn in her kilt.

She came charging over and gave us the most mighty bollocking.

So you next one is if I say I'm "Chuffed to Bits."

Chuffed?

I'm chuffed to bits.

Can I get a sentence?

Being with you and Ioana, I'm chuffed to bits to be with you guys.

You're excited.

You're happy to do something.

Exactly.

I'm very very happy. I'm chuffed.

It's to be really pleased.

To be really pleased about, to be thrilled by something.

I'm chuffed to bits.

The next one is a "Cock up."

A cock up?

Cock up?

Like a...like a screw up?

Exactly. It's the same. Yeah...screw up!

It's a noun, so we just say "It's a cock up."

Or as a verb, "You cocked up."

Don't cock it up.

Okay. And this one "Bugger All."

Bugger all?

Could you use it in a sentence?

Can I borrow some money?

Sorry, I've got bugger all on me.

I have nothing.

Nothing.

I've heard that one.

What did you do today?

Bugger all!

He's British already.

And pray that there's intelligent life

somewhere up in space because there's

bugger all down here on earth.

Thanks for watching!

We hope that you guys learned some of these

new idioms so the next time you are talking with

somebody from America or Britain

try to see if you can use some of these.

Or if you're traveling there...even better.

We'll see you next time!

For more infomation >> British vs American Idioms 😜 - Duration: 8:32.

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FORWARDING PORTS FROM THE 10 WINDOWS FIREWALL - Duration: 3:25.

Hello everyone and welcome to a

new computer video Ebm well today

responding to a request from a subscriber

I'll explain how to open or close

This firewall ports windows

10 but also serves the

While previous windows firewall

the first thing is to go into panel

old control but I have access

Direct can do the following key

windows + R and here put control panel

I accept below

I go to Windows Firewall that I have

right here and what I'll do is go

well here Advanced settings

then here in configuration

advanced

What I'll do is I'll go

I will choose inbound rule or rule

Output depends on what what I

So now I need to take

Entrala rule well and then

Here I have input and rule actions

I say new rule

and this tells us is that we can create

different rules port program I can

for example to make a program if

I want to block or give access to my

If a port will take and give

this tells me that if tcp or udp

it would need two rules

different then you will say tcp and

I'll say for example I want the

6,200 following and give

allow connection or

then block the connection in my

case would allow connection and give

following

these three options accept and say

following and create an

rule for such rule

6,200 port and could by a

description later if not me

According say finalize and

Automatically I have it here

would rule at any time

if I want to remove that rule as

Simply right-click delete and

All I have to do is choose a rule

input or output regarding port and

then I'm setting and would

of course provided that we have a

firewall as is my case me

manages the antivirus I have and

It has its own firewall but if

what we are using is to

windows or 'we could really use

It is fine as far video

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Eternally Mother

Mother ... Who in the constant presence taught

me in the purity of your heart to follow your ways ...

Mother ... From the first steps, from the first words ...

Mother ... Of the love without dimension, of each moment,

of the acts of each chapter of my life not rehearsed,

but lived in every emotion ...

Mother ... From the conversation in the backyard,

from the chill of my love-warm sleep,

nestled in your heart ...

Mother ... From the embrace,

from the kiss I take in remembrance ...

Mother ... You inspire me to walk ...

Mother ... The presence of each step that time does not erase:

no matter how long and dark the path,

there will always be a horizon ...

Mother ... Woman to whom we owe life,

who deserves our respect, our gratitude

and our affection.

Congratulations to all Mothers without exception,

a hug and a kiss full of sympathy and tenderness!

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Happy Mothers Day - Duration: 1:21.

Eternally Mother

Mother ... Who in the constant presence taught

me in the purity of your heart to follow your ways ...

Mother ... From the first steps, from the first words ...

Mother ... Of the love without dimension, of each moment,

of the acts of each chapter of my life not rehearsed,

but lived in every emotion ...

Mother ... From the conversation in the backyard,

from the chill of my love-warm sleep,

nestled in your heart ...

Mother ... From the embrace,

from the kiss I take in remembrance ...

Mother ... You inspire me to walk ...

Mother ... The presence of each step that time does not erase:

no matter how long and dark the path,

there will always be a horizon ...

Mother ... Woman to whom we owe life,

who deserves our respect, our gratitude

and our affection.

Congratulations to all Mothers without exception,

a hug and a kiss full of sympathy and tenderness!