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>> AND WE PUT THE WHOLE-GRAIN MUSTARD.

EVERY SANDWICH NEEDS A SAIL OF DELICIOUSNESS.

>> Stephen: JON WHAT, ARE YOU UP TO?

>> SANDWICHES, STEPHEN.

>> Stephen: DID YOU CARVE THE RADISHES INTO ROSES?

>> IT'S MARIGOLDS.

YOU MADE ME LATE!

>> Stephen: THAT'S A ROSE.

>> MARIGOLD.

>> WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG!

COME ON!

>> I'M SO SORRY, MR. NOAH.

I SPENT A LITTLE EXTRA TIME WITH THE RADISHES.

>> WHAT ARE THOSE BEGOAN YA-YAS?

>> ACTUALLY, MARIGOLDS.

>> I NEED A COKE.

>> HERE'S YOUR COKE, SIR.

SORRY I'M LATE.

I GOT CAUGHT UP WITH HIM TALKING ABOUT HIS STUPID RADISH ROSE.

>> THEY'RE MARIGOLDS.

>> I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS TODAY, MAN, I HAVE A SHOW TO DO.

>> SO DO I.

>> WHAT'S THAT BUTTON DO?

>> I DON'T UPON, MAN.

I JUST DO COKES AND SANDWICHS.

I HEARD IT EITHER STARTS STEPHEN'S SHOW OR BLOWS UP THE

SUN BUT ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD PRESS THAT, RIGHT?

>> IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."

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Brother Smith - Duration: 12:46.

[Rowena Kok:] My name's Rowena and I'm enjoying a beautiful day

In Sydney.

And you're watching what Michael's doing right now.

[ Mechanism whirring ]

[Michael Aranda:] Today is Black Magic's press event at NAB, and I'm watching

it right now waiting for them to announce

an updated version of the Blackmagic pocket

cinema camera.

So they're either going to do that and I'm going to be very excited

or they're not going to do that and I'm going to be very sad.

[muffled presenter talking]

[Michael:] They announced no new cameras!

So stupid!

Dumb!

Dumb dumb dumb

dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.

[Michael:] It's just so stupid, Katelyn!

[Katelyn Salem:] Yeah, I know.

[Michael:] It's so dumb.

[Katelyn:] It's okay.

[Michael:] It's just so stupid, Todd!

[Michael: It's so stupid, Marcus!

[Michael:] It's so stupid stream!

Are you streaming right now?

[Marcus Schlueter:] Yup.

[Michael:] Hey look, you're delayed.

This is a nice setup you've got here.

Mmmmmm.

[Todd Williams:] What's so stupid?

[Michael:] That Blackmagic doesn't have a new

pocket cinema camera this year.

[Todd:] I don't really have an opinion.

(Laughs) [Michael:] (sighs)

[Michael:] Okay, so, like, three years ago before there was Patreon there

was Subbable and one of my perks was that I—I had these shoutouts to give out on a

monthly basis, or something,

and there's a backlog of them that never got read out.

And we just had our—our weekly Synema meeting where Kyla

reminded me that I still have some of these to do.

So if I owe you one, I apologize.

Today I'm going to

take care of a shoutout ordered by Jonathan Barnett.

This perk was purchased

at, uh, 8:50 PM on June 21st, 2015.

[Katelyn:] Yes it was.

[Michael:] I haven't gone two years yet.

So that's good.

[Katelyn:] Mm hm.

[Michael:] Jonathan says: "Thank you Michael for allowing

us to share in your life.

If the United States was smaller, I'd suggest we all have a big meet up.

Maybe science can work on making that a reality.

Much appreciation to you and this family from Richmond, Virginia."

I was just in DC, which is right next to Virginia.

[Katelyn:] Mm hm.

[Michael:] It looks like we're in for some stormy weather.

It's like the rain followed me home from DC.

[ Dance music ]

[Michael: ]I just had dinner with Glenn at this

restaurant right here which is called The Iron Griz,

where I guess there's a little farm—it's on the other side

of this truck right here that is pulling out soon.

But they grow their own vegetable here and then

they use them in the restaurant, so that's kinda cool.

It's a little bit pricey.

But you're paying a premium for the fact that they grow the stuff locally.

I had a ceasar salad, and it was tasty.

[ Synth drone ]

[Michael:] Todd just told me that I need to come

and see the bathroom.

[ Water running ] [ Tyler laughs ]

[Michael:] (Confused) What?

[Todd:] I don't know!

[Michael:] Does Joel need a bucket full of water?

[Todd:] I don't know.

[Michael:] Is that why he's doing this?

[Todd:] I don't know.

I kind of want to turn it off now.

[Michael:] (Confused) I--what?

I don't...

[Todd:] So, this goes on one of the strangest things I've seen...

[Michael:] What? [Todd:] ...today.

[Michael:] (Confused) What?

[Michael:] Is Joel in?

[Lori Hudak:] Somewhere.

Yeah, keep going that-a-way, you'll find him. [Joel Baird:] Yeah, I'm here.

[Michael:] So, there's a trashcan in the—

in the... bathroom fillin' up with water.

[Joel:] Oh, that's Brother Smith!

He must have forgotten!

[Todd:] Yeah— [Joel:] He's cleaning the carpet.

Oh thank goodness!

Oh, you guys stopped it?

[Todd:] Yeah, I stopped it.

[Michael:] Yeah, it almost, uh, overflowed.

[Joel:] (Unintelligible speaking)

So, thank you, you did your good deed for the day!

[Michael laughs]

[Todd:] Alright man, we'll see ya later.

[Michael:] I mean, I still don't quite understand...

...whyyyyy.

Was he just trying to clean the inside of the trashcan?

Because just now he was like, "I'm going to dump out the excess".

So, like, there was more water in there than he wanted in there.

[Katelyn:] What happened?

[ Todd laughs ]

[Michael:] Someone put a trashcan in the bathroom

and then... took a giant cardboard tube and placed it

over the... faucet so that it would run from the faucet

to the trashcan and turned on the water to f—

basically use the cardboard tube as a hose

to fill up the trash can with water and then, I guess,

forgot about it, because Todd walked in there and it was like this close to overflowing

so he turned it off and then we went and found Joel who was like, "Oh, Brother Smith

did that!"

[Katelyn:] Who is Brother Smith?

[Michael:] I don't know. [Todd:] I don't know.

(Todd laughs)

[Michael:] That was a bizarre thing that just happened.

I'm gonna get back to work now.

[Todd:] Bye!

[ Eraser noises ]

[Michael:] Okay.

[Todd:] What are you doing?

[Michael]: Thinking about how we can be more productive.

Meetings.

We should make sure that meetings aren't a waste

of people's time.

Our weekly everybody-meetings should be

as surface level as possible.

The point of these would be just to keep everyone up to date about what the

company's doing.

Just so we don't end up in a situation where we launch

our new show about time traveling... frogs and someone's like,

"What? I didn't know we were doing that."

Probably, the way we've been doing them, we've dedicated

kind of a big section to WhatImDoingRightNow stuff

and we could probably move that into a

WhatImDoingRightNow meeting so that while we have everybody there,

we're not spending a lot of time on stuff that some people

in the meeting don't have... a strong interest in.

We have our meeting with Michael Morgan, usually.

Should we think about meeting monthly for WhatImDoingRightNow?

And that would be a time to go over stats and stuff from

the previous month?

So how about we plan to have a

monthly powwow with you, and me, and Kyla, and

I guess Abi because she is everywhere and then, like,

that would be the required team at that.

And then it would just be open to if someone was like

"Yeah, I'll check in on that."

But the purpose of that one would be just to look at analytics to discuss

more of a high level direction

for the channel, separate from the,

like, "How is your workflow going?" conversation.

Because I—I feel like we're gonna get more meaningful

insight into data if we're looking at it in a more macro

viewpoint rather than just being like, "In this last week,

we gained 40 subscribers and lost 45."

[Todd:] Cut to the Tech.

We have Kate Tectonics, we have Quilty Box, Twitch, Stranger Things,

Quick Little Getaway, merch, and, uh, website.

[Michael:] We have social media stuff— [Todd:] Mm hm.

[Michael:] Weekly— [Todd:] And do we have Weekly meeting

on that.

Main channel.

Good Conversations.

[Michael:] Probably also sound space.

[Todd:] Yeah, yeah.

[Michael:] So using this as a starting place, these are all things that we should

have a check-in about

on a regular basis.

I think most everything in here we can do a check-in per week,

uh, with the exception of: I don't think we should meet

every week about the direction

of WhatImDoingRightNow; that can be a longer...

[Todd:] Sure. [Michael:] ...thing.

[Todd:] Uh, might as well put Patreon on there as well.

[Michael:] Some of these might just end up being

two minute check-ins.

[Todd:] Yup.

[Michael:] But we should try to slot these into regular

places on the calendar.

[ Skype call rings ]

[ Skype call rings ]

[Michael:] Hello! [Callie Dishman:] Hello!

[Michael:] It's pretty... backlit in here.

Okay!

Hi!

What's the date that you're gonna be... out here?

[Callie:] Most likely the twenty-second, I believe.

[Michael:] Okay, I'm gonna tentatively say… that we'll y—have you in the office on

the twenty-fourth.

The quote that we got back for the studio space

that we wanted to build was…

about twenty-two thousand dollars.

Which is more than double what we were planning to spend.

Sooo, we went back to our audio consultant guy

and he proposed that instead of doing construction

we instead buy what are essentially sound curtains.

Just like, put that on all the surfaces in the room.

He thought that that would cost us about five thousand dollars.

Aaand do ninety percent as good of a job as building out the sound space.

[Michael:] So, Callie Dishman has been a viewer of these videos for a while.

And she's moving out to Missoula at the end of May.

About the same time that Abi is.

To join our team, working on audio.

Which is very exciting.

Because that means I get to do less audio.

But anyway, right now Katelyn, Ceri, and I are walking to the mailbox

because now we actually have a key to open up our mailbox.

[ Key clicks into lock ]

[Michael:] Do we have mail? [Ceri:] Wow!

[Michael:] We do have mail. [Ceri:] We do have mail!

[Katelyn:] Oh! There's keys! [Ceri:] And a package!

Package for you. [Katelyn:] Oh, this is maybe my package.

[Ceri:] Look at all this crap we got.

And it says our names in here.

And we got an extra key.

[Katelyn:] Oooo! [Ceri:] Oh! So we can each have a key.

[Michael:] Oh, wooow!

[Ceri:] Here's your key.

[Michael:] Oh, thanks!

[ Katelyn grunts ]

[Michael:] Whatd'ya get?

[Katelyn:] A bedspread.

[Michael:] As a part of conducting business, as a business owner,

part of what we are putting together is a document

that contains the by-laws of Synema Studios, LLC.

So Michael Morgan drafted up a fifteen page document of by-laws.

And I am now going to go through it

to check and make sure that it's all stuff we want as by-laws,

that we're happy with the wording,

and that it is consistent with the vision of the company.

So it's fairly important stuff, but it's very dry…

[ Classical piano music builds] "Unless otherwise prescribed by statute,

special meetings of the shareholders may only be called

for any purpose or purposes in the following ways:

A: By a majority of the board,

or B: By the president of the S-corporation, also known as "The President",

or C: By the holders of shares entitled to cast in total

not less than fifteen percent of the votes on any issue

proposed for the meeting where written requests describing the purpose or

purposes for the special meeting are signed, dated and delivered

to a member of the board or other officer of the S-corporation."

[ Slow groove music ]

[Michael:] The process that we went through in the hallway

to get to this color, I feel like, at the end, I'm like, "Yess!"

Here, I'm feeling like I felt when you had started to

paint half the hallway the lighter color, and I was like, "Eh".

But my resolve to go through the iterative process is less now... (Laughs)

I think I might be thinking that this color would seem

good to me if it was also on that wall.

I wonder if part of what I'm feeling weird about is that

there's this whole, kind of, earthy grey brick thing

next to this uncolored wood with green on it next to the grey.

I feel like that might be hindering my ability to evaluate

that color in the space.

[Ceri:] One thing I could do is start the stripping project now.

Because it takes about half an hour to strip all that stuff off.

[Ceri laughs] [Michael:] Oh hi!

[Katelyn:] Oh, hi.

I bring toilet paper and soda pop.

[Michael:] Oh, my favorite two things.

[Ceri]: The essentials.

[Michael:] I bet changing the color of this...

will greatly influence how that looks.

[Ceri:] So you want me to switch projects and switch over to that?

[Michael:] Sure…? (Laughs)

[Michael:] So we've got four swatches of different colors

on the walls now, and I don't feel like I can tell...

what any of them look like.

My eyes hurt from looking at colors.

We also need to redo the walls in here because they're

a terrible, terrible yellow color.

I think out of things that are on the wall, this is my favorite.

This is too blue for me.

[Michael:] And I think this one will look too much like a dungeon.

[Ceri:] And this one will definitely look like a dungeon.

[ Dance music ]

[Michael:] H'okay, it is 10:22 PM, and I just finished going through

that bylaws document.

There was some very dense

language in there, but I think I got through it.

[Michael:] Ceri, what's the update on your status?

[Ceri:] Um, I'm trying to scrape off some paint.

I put this liquid on—or gel—paint and varnish stripper

and I'm trying to strip the paint.

[Michael:] How does it not take the wood away when you're grinding away with that thing?

[Ceri:] Uhh, I'm not sure.

I think what it does is it softens the paint, so some chemical reaction

goes between this and, like, the latex or whatever.

This said it has diethyl adipate triethyl phosphate in it.

I don't know what those do, but uh some sort of solvent.

2 days left in our Einstein shirt pre order and only 5 shirts left to go!

Head on over to store.synemastudios.com to get yours now.

Wooo!

[Todd:] Oh my god!

[Michael:] Woo!

[ Uplifting music ]

For more infomation >> Brother Smith - Duration: 12:46.

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A Flashback To Stephen's Last Day At The Daily Show - Duration: 6:57.

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, EVERYBODY.

JON BATISTE AND STAY HUMAN RIGHT THERE.

THAT'S THE BAND RIGHT OVER THERE!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: OH, MY GOD.

I AM-- THERE IS-- THERE IS AN ABSOLUTELY ELECTRIC FEELING IN

THIS BUILDING TONIGHT.

IT IS SO INCREDIBLE TO SEE MY OLD FRIENDS FROM "THE DAILY

SHOW" HERE.

JON STEWART, JOHN OLIVER, SAM BEE, ED HELMS, ROB CORDDRY.

WE WERE ALL JUST TALKING BACKSTAGE.

NONE OF US HAS AGED A DAY.

AND JUST SEEING THOSE GUYS, IT JUST REALLY TAKES ME BACK.

I MEAN, I CAN STILL REMEMBER MY LAST DAY AT THE "THE DAILY SHOW"

LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.

I CAN'T-- I CAN'T PUT IT INTO WORDS BUT IT CAN PUT IT INTO

FLASHBACK.

IS THIS...

IS THIS WORKING?

CAN WE DO THE EFFECT, PLEASE, JIM?

THAT'S THE...

AHHHH... MY FINAL DAY.

SO MANY MEMORIES.

BUT THERE COMES A TIME WHEN A MAN HAS TO DO SOMETHING

COMPLETELY DIFFERENT-- THE SAME CHARACTER, HALF AN HOUR LATER,

HALF A BLOCK AWAY.

( LAUGHTER ) COURAGE.

OKAY, JUST GOT TO PACK UP MY LUCKY MUG.

GOTTA PACK UP MY LUCKY BOX OF FREE PRINTER CARTRIDGES.

AND MY LUCKY AND MY LUCKY TANGERINE iBOOK--

THE SLEEKEST, MOST STYLISH PRODUCT APPLE WILL EVER MAKE.

>> HEY, STEPHEN.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: HI, SAMANTHA BEE

>> GETTING READY TO HEAD OUT, STEPHEN?

>> Stephen: YEAH, SAMANTHA BEE.

I AM OPINION >> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE

LEAVING RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GEORGE W. BUSH

ADMINISTRATION.

THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER PRESIDENT THIS GOOD FOR COMEDY.

I MEAN, THIS GUY DOES SOMETHING RIDICULOUS, LIKE, LEAST ONCE A

MONTH PUP KNOW.

I KNOW THERE'S ONE THING FOR SURE-- THERE IS NO SCENARIO IN

WHICH I WILL EVER SAY, "GOSH, I WISH GEORGE W. BUSH WAS

PRESIDENT."

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> Stephen: YOU LOOK GREAT BY THE WAY.

YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.

>> HAVE YOU SEEN MY YOGURT.

>> Stephen: I HAVE NOT SEEN YOUR YOGURT.

NO, I HAVE NOT SEEN IT.

>> OKAY.

>> HEY, STEPHEN!

>> Stephen: HEY, ROAR, HEY ED HELMS.

WHAT'S UP YOU GUYS.

>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE LEAVING US, STEPHEN.

IT'S CRAZY.

IT'S LIKE BEYONCE LEAVING DESTINY'S CHILD.

WE'RE NEVER GOING TO HEAR FROM HER AGAIN.

>> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY TO SAY GONE.

>> ACTUALLY, WE CAME BECAUSE WE'RE FIGHTING OVER WHICH ONE OF

US GETS YOUR OFFICE GLI JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO CHOOSE.

>> COME ON, MAN.

I'M ALREADY READY TO HANG UP MY POSTER OF MY TWO FAVORITE

COMEDIANS, BILL COSBY, AND SUBWAY SPOKESMAN JARED FOGEL.

>> Stephen: I KNOW ONE THING, ROB.

THEY WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!

>> HEY, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY YOGURT?

>> Stephen: NOPE, NOPE, HAVEN'T SEEN IT.

>> HELLO THERE, CHUMS.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: HEY!

>> HOW ABOUT THAT?

>> Stephen: OH, HEY, LOOK, IT'S--

>> THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S ME, STEVE CARELL, THE LOVELY CORRESPONDENT

FROM "THE DAILY SHOW" IN 2005.

>> WHY ARE YOU TALKING IN THAT AWFUL BRITISH ACCENT?

>> BECAUSE UNLIKE YOU FEEBLE-MINDED CHUCKLEMONKEYS,

I'M OFF TO HOLLYWOOD TO BECOME A SERIOUS ACTOR, BUT IT IS ME,

STEVE CARELL, LAUGH

AND I'LL PROVE IT BY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY STEVE CARELL CAN

SAY, "I HAVE SO MUCH BODY HAIR, THAT THERE IS AN UNBROKEN LINE

OF FUR BETWEEN MY EYEBROWS AND MY ANKLES."

( LAUGHTER ) CLASSIC STEVE.

>> THAT'S STEVE, YEAH.

>> Stephen: >> HAS ANYONE SEEN MY YOGURT?

>> Stephen: NO, NO.

>> OH, THERE WE ARE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> DON'T LOOK AT ME!

DON'T LOOK AT ME!

DON'T LOOK AT ME!

DON'T LOOK AT ME!

I'M HIDEOUS!

>> Stephen: JON?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?

THE SHOW IS ABOUT TO START?

>> WHAT?

WE'RE DOING ANOTHER ONE TODAY?

>> YES, IT'S A DAILY SHOW.

YOU HAVE TO DO ONE EVERY DAY.

>> WHY EVERY DAY?

YOU COULD COVER EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO SAY ABOUT POLITICS IN

HALF AN HOUR ON A SUNDAY NIGHT!

>> PEOPLE WOULD WATCH THAT?

ON A SUNDAY?

I DOUBT IT.

>> OR A WEDNESDAY AT 10:30, 9:30 CENTRAL.

>> EVERYBODY, SHUT UP!

SHUT THE (BLEEP) UP!

SHUT YOUR MOUTHS!

SHUT UP!

GOT IT?

( LAUGHTER ) JON!

>> YES!

>> WHY ARE YOU EATING OUR YOGURTS?

>> BECAUSE RIGHT NOW, WE'RE A FAMILY.

AND IF SOMEONE'S IN NEED, WE'RE ALWAYS THERE FOR EACH OTHER--

ESPECIALLY YOU, STEVE CARELL.

>> THANKS.

JOLLY GOOD.

>> BUT I GUESS I'M REALIZING FAMILIES GROW UP.

KIDS GO OFF TO COLLEGE, OR STAR IN A BILLION-DOLLAR FILM

FRANCHISE ABOUT A HANGOVER.

>> $1.42 BILLION.

>> OR AN ACADEMY AWARD-WINNING FRANCHISE ABOUT A HOT TUB TIME

MACHINE.

>> THAT WON AN ACADEMY AWARD?

>> WELL, IT'S STILL 2005.

SO YOU CAN'T PROVE IT HASN'T!

( LAUGHTER ).

>> I GUESS I'M REALIZING ONE DAY YOU'LL SPREAD YOUR WINGS AND

LEAVE ME.

AND ALL I'LL HAVE LEFT OF YOU IS YOUR YOGURTS.

>> FIVE MINUTES TO SHOW TIME, PEOPLE!

>> OH, MY GOD.

GET ME FOOTAGE OF AN OLD LADY SLIPPING ONITIS.

>> ONE FROZEN FANNY COMING UP AS STEVE CARELL ALWAYS SAYS.

>> YOU GUYS GIVE ME THREE PUNS ABOUT DONALD RUMSFELD'S PENIS.

>> SCHLONGALD NUTS-FELD!

>> WRINKLED SHAFTS-FELD!

>> PRICK-RETARY OF PRICK-FENSE, DING-DONG RUMSBALLS!

>> BRILLIANT!

NO WONDER WE WIN EMMYS!

ALL RIGHT.

>> Stephen: WHAT ABOUT ME, JON?

WHAT DO I DO?

>> STEPHEN, I GUESS JUST ARCH YOUR EYEBROW OR SOMETHING.

MAKES PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE SMART.

>> Stephen: GOT IT!

>> BUT FIRST, BEFORE WE DO ANYTHING, OUR TRADITIONAL

PRESHOW PRAYER.

HANDS IN, EVERYBODY.

>> OKAY.

>> GOOOO, LBL AGENDA!

>> Stephen: STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.

ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT.

WE'LL FIND OUT HOW MUCH OF WHAT WE SAID IS REAL.

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Problematic with Moshe Kasher - Staking Out a Bitcoin ATM - Duration: 2:47.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

Hey, man. Psst.

What you using that Bitcoin for? - Just to, like, buy stuff.

- What are you really using it for?

- Mo--like, money.

- Hey, so what do you use Bitcoin for?

- You know, just try to invest it.

Uh, I heard, you know, it's gonna increase in value.

- I use it mostly as an investment,

but, uh, you know, I use it for online tipping

and small purchases and stuff.

- There's a lot of things you could use it for, to be honest.

- Yeah? - You could buy a polar bear.

[laughter]

- You ever bought a polar bear? - No,

but I tried to get a mail-order-bride once.

- Is that for real? - I didn't go through with it

'cause it was kind of fishy.

- Hey, man, what do you use Bitcoin for?

- I don't really wanna talk about it on camera.

- Okay, you can tell me though.

What are you really buying?

- [distorted] I, uh, stream soccer.

- Wait, this whole anonymity thing was about soccer?

- [distorted] Illegal soccer streams

from overseas. - Yeah, I get it.

You're a gangster.

You don't use it to buy stuff on the dark web?

- No. - You could be getting

all this cool stuff. - I do get cool stuff.

- Like what? - Like video games, shoes...

- So people think this is all spooky weirdness

because it's all cryptocurrency?

It's like a peer-to-peer system where you have different,

uh, servers that are verifying transactions with each other,

but, like, a private corporation,

I'm talking about the Federal Reserve.

- I've never been on the dark web.

- Do you know what kind of stuff you could get on there?

- Nope. - That Sticky Icky Icky,

uh, Bubba Diesel nugs, Moon Rocks,

retrovil pills,

ecstasy, molly--

same thing. Is it?

There's Honey Hash, there's dabs.

Gorilla Glue, Blueberry Diesel bud,

500 grams of Colombian fishscale cocaine.

- Half the amount of Bitcoin is algorithmically based

depending on the time... - Mushrooms,

acid, mashrooms, uh, grenade launchers,

a bow and arrow, uh, just a bow,

uh, for, like, a young girl.

If you have a daughter, you could buy her a bow,

put it in her hair. - Sure.

- Suffice to say, it's all encrypted.

So usually, that's, like, an amalgamation of a bunch...

- TCB, 2CB, QCB, QVC.

You see "Shark Tank." Lori, she's the queen of that.

- Quick tangent on other cryptocurrencies.

You know, a central bank-- - Uh, I just wanna buy weed.

I just wanna buy weed.

That's why I'm here.

- I got a guy.

- All right, let's go.

Yeah, let's take off. This way?

- Yes. - Cool.

[soft music]

[cheers, laughter, and applause]

For more infomation >> Problematic with Moshe Kasher - Staking Out a Bitcoin ATM - Duration: 2:47.

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Rep Elijah Cummings Calls On Republicans To Hold Donald Trump Accountable | Rachel Maddow | MSNBC - Duration: 8:04.

HIM IF HE'D LIKE TO BE ON "THE RACHEL MADDOW SHOW."

>>> WE'RE GOING TO BRING IN CONGRESSMAN ELIJAH CUMMINGS, THE

TOP DEMOCRAT ON THE HOUSE OVERSIGHT AND GOVERNMENT REFORM

COMMITTEE. CONGRESSMAN CUMMINGS, THANK YOU

FOR BEING WITHOUS SHORT NOTICE TOENT.

APPRECIATE YOU JOINING US. >> GLAD TO BE WITH YOU, RACHEL.

>> LET ME GET YOUR REACTION TO THIS NEWS THAT THE WHITE HOUSE

HAS FIRED THE FBI DIRECTOR TONIGHT ON THE RECOMMENDATION OF

ATTORNEY GENERAL JEFF SESSIONS. >> RACHEL, I WAS SHOCKED.

BUT NOT REALLY SURPRISED. AFTER HEARING SALLY YATES

YESTERDAY AND, BY THE WAY, A -- THAT'S THE EPITOME OF A PUBLIC

SERVANT, A PERSON THAT I KNOW WELL.

PHENOMENAL INTEGRITY. TO COME FORTH AND SAY THE THINGS

SHE SAID. IT'S INTERESTING THAT TODAY, NOW

WE MOVE TO THIS SUBJECT. I THOUGHT SHE LAID OUT A VERY

CLEAR CASE AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU, THE TIMING IS INTERESTING.

IT SEEMS AS SOON AS THERE IS A SITUATION WHERE THERE IS SOME

NEGATIVE EVIDENCE COMING FORWARD WITH REGARD TO THE PRESIDENT,

SUDDENLY THERE IS WHAT I CALL A HOCUS-POCUS MOVE.

WE THEN MOVE TO ANOTHER SUBJECT. AND THIS ONE IS, WITHOUT A

DOUBT, NOT ONLY EXPLOSIVE, BUT I THINK IT ALSO GOES TO THE HEART

OF OUR DEMOCRACY. >> CONGRESSMAN CUMMINGS, YOU

HAVE BEEN VERY OUTSPOKEN ABOUT THE FACT THAT THE WHITE HOUSE

REFUSED TO HAND OVER ANY DOCUMENTS, EVEN A SINGLE PAGE OF

DOCUMENTATION RELATED TO MIKE FLYNN'S VETTING TO BE NATIONAL

SECURITY ADVISER AND HIS TENURE AS NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER

AFTER YOUR COMMITTEE, YOU AND CONGRESSMAN CHAFFETZ ASKED THEM

FOR INFORMATION ABOUT FLYNN'S TENURE, HIS SECURITY CLEARANCE

APPLICATION PROCESS. WHAT'S THE STATUS OF THAT NOW?

>> CHAIRMAN CHAFE EI ASKED HIM -- FIRST OF ALL, RACHEL, WE

HAVE STILL NOT GOTTEN ONE SINGLE SYLLABLE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE.

THAT'S VERY UNUSUAL. PARTICULARLY WHEN YOU HAVE A

BIPARTISAN REQUEST. AND I'D ASK CHAIRMAN CHAFFETZ

ABOUT NOW SUDDENING THOSE RECORDS AND HE HAS BASICALLY

SAID HE'D NOT DO THAT. AND THAT LEADS ME TO ANOTHER

POINT, RACHEL. PRESIDENT TRUMP, THERE IS

ABSOLUTELY NO ACCOUNTABILITY WITH REGARD TO THIS PRESIDENT.

HE BASICALLY SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO DO WHATEVER HE WANTS.

AND OUR REPUBLICAN FRIENDS ARE AIDING AND ABETTING THAT

SITUATION. WE LOOK AT THE EMOLUMENTS

SITUATION. FAMILY MEMBERS MAKING ALL KINDS

OF MONEY, OFF THE PRESIDENCY AND I COULD GO ON AND ON.

BUT THE IDEA THAT THE WHITE HOUSE WOULD NOT GIVE US ONE

SYLLABLE IS VERY UNUSUAL. NORMALLY WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF

THERE WAS A DISPUTE, WE'D GET SOME DOCUMENTS AND THEN WE'D

WALK -- SIT DOWN WITH THE WHITE HOUSE.

THAT IS THE DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS ON THE COMMITTEMMIT

AND TRY TO WORK OUT ISSUES AS TO WHETHER THERE'S EXECUTIVE

PRIVILEGE OR PROBLEMS THAT THEY SAY.

AND USUALLY WE'RE ABLE TO GET SOME DOCUMENTS.

IF THIS WERE HILLARY CLINTON, THE REPUBLICANS WOULD BE TRYING

TO IMPEACH HER RIGHT NOW. I'M TELLING YOU.

KEEP IN MIND THAT CHAIRMAN CHAFFETZ IN A MATTER OF MAYBE

TWO OR THREE WEEKS BACK A FEW MONTHS AGO, BEFORE WE WENT OUT

OF SESSION, HELD SIX EMERGENCY HEARINGS OVER A COURSE OF TWO OR

THREE WEEKS DEALING WITH RECORDS, SUBPOENAS, THINGS OF

THAT NATURE TRYING TO GET MORE INFORMATION FROM SECRETARY

CLINTON. AND SO WHAT I HAVE SAID TO THE

REPUBLICANS IS THAT WE ARE TO ACT AS A CHECK AND BALANCE WITH

REGARD TO THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH. WE HAVE A JOB TO DO.

THIS IS NOT A REPUBLICAN ISSUE, A DEMOCRAT OR INDEPENDENT.

THIS IS AN AMERICAN ISSUE. AND I AM HOPING THAT THEY WILL

COME AROUND. BUT WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE

CHAIRMAN OF OUR COMMITTEE IS GOING TO BE.

LOOK WHAT HAPPENED WITH NUNES. I MEAN, THAT WAS A FIASCO.

RUNNING AROUND, HIDING DOCUMENTS, CLAIMING HE GOT THEM

FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE. THIS IS A MAJOR INVESTIGATION.

AND SO GOING BACK TO COMEY, HE WAS THE ONE INDEPENDENT PERSON

WHO I THOUGHT WOULD LEAD AN INVESTIGATION THAT MIGHT LEAD US

TO THE KINDS OF FACTS WE'RE LOOKING FOR.

>> CONGRESSMAN, YOU'VE CALLED FOR IMMEDIATE EMERGENCY HEARINGS

TO HEAR TESTIMONY FROM HIM, FROM NOW FORMER FBI DIRECTOR JAMES

COMEY AND FROM THE ATTORNEY GENERAL AND FROM THE DEPUTY

ATTORNEY GENERAL. DO YOU THINK THERE'S ANY CHANCE

THAT YOU'LL GET THAT? >> I THINK THERE'S A

POSSIBILITY. I THINK BASICALLY, BUT RACHEL,

COME ON NOW. THE ONLY WAY WE GET THAT IS

PEOPLE LIKE THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE SAY THAT I'M GOING TO PUT

COUNTRY BEFORE PARTY AND BE A TRUE LEADER.

THAT THE FOLKS AT McCONNELL, OVER AT THE SENATE DO THE SAME

THING. WE HAVE TO HAVE THEIR

COOPERATION. RACHEL, YOU KNOW THIS.

WHEN WE ARE NOT IN POWER, THAT IS DEMOCRATS ARE NOT IN POWER,

WE DON'T CALL FOR -- WE CAN'T CALL FOR -- WE DON'T HAVE THE

POWER TO CALL FOR THESE HEARINGS.

WE CAN'T MAKE THEM HAPPEN. BUT IF THE REPUBLICANS WOULD

STOP CIRCLING THE WAGON AROUND THIS PRESIDENT AND CIRCLE THE

WAGON AROUND THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, SO THAT WE CAN

PRESERVE OUR DEMOCRACY, SO THAT GENERATIONS YET UNBORN MIGHT

EXPERIENCE WHAT I EXPERIENCED AS A YOUNG MAN COMING UP, THAT IS A

TRUE DEMOCRACY, THEN THAT WILL HAPPEN.

BUT UNTIL THEN, UNTIL THEY MOVE OFF OF THAT PLATEAU THAT THEY

SEEM TO BE ON, NOT WANTING TO LOOK INTO THIS AND KIND OF

BACKING OFF, WHENEVER WE SEEM TO BE GETTING CLOSE AND NEW

EVIDENCE COMES FORWARD. IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.

SO THEN YOU'LL HAVE A PRESIDENCY WHERE THERE IS NO

ACCOUNTABILITY. AND AS PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID

DURING THE CAMPAIGN, AND HE WAS VERY, VERY CLEAR, WHEN HE TALKED

ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON SAYING LOCK HER UP, HIM ALONG WITH

FLYNN, THEY SAID THAT NOBODY IS ABOVE THE LAW.

AND THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. THERE'S ANOTHER THING.

ONE OF THE REASONS WHY WE WANT TO BRING EVERYBODY IN, THE

DEPUTY ATTORNEY GENERAL, AND I KNOW ROD ROSENSTEIN.

BECAUSE HE SERVED HERE IN MARYLAND FOR OVER TEN YEARS AS

OUR U.S. ATTORNEY. BUT, RACHEL, WE'VE GOT SESSIONS

WHO SAYS THAT HE RECUSED HIMSELF.

NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. AM I MISSING SOMETHING?

YOU SAID YOU RECUSE YOURSELF FROM ANYTHING TO DO WITH HILLARY

CLINTON. YOU RECUSE YOURSELF FROM

ANYTHING TO DO WITH TRUMP AND -- PRESIDENT TRUMP AND THE

RUSSIANS. WELL, WAIT A MINUTE NOW.

YOU NOW JUST, AS I READ THE DOCUMENTS THAT WERE PUT FORTH BY

THE PRESIDENT, HE SAYS THAT THE DEPUTY ATTORNEY GENERAL AND

THE ATTORNEY GENERAL SESSIONS

ADVISED HIM TO FIRE MR. COMEY. THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE RECUSAL

TO ME. AND ONE OF THE THINGS WE HAVE TO

BE ABOUT, IT'S NOT JUST WHAT WE DO.

IT'S WHAT WE DO SAYS ABOUT US. IN OTHER WORDS, WE WANT A

TRANSPARENT GOVERNMENT. WE WANT ONE WITH HONESTY AND

INTEGRITY. AND IF ANYBODY WANTS TO KNOW

WHAT THAT INTEGRITY LOOKS LIKE, ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS LOOK AT

CLAPPER AND SALLY YATES. THOSE ARE THE KIND OF PEOPLE WHO

WILL BRING US TO WHERE WE NEED TO BE.

>> CONGRESSMAN ELIJAH CUMMINGS, THE TOP DEMOCRAT ON THE HOUSE

OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE. THANK YOU FOR BEING WITH

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The Things In My Brain: CVS IS MY TEMPLE. EXTREME EDITION! - Duration: 1:45.

why do hot cross buns always seem so

sweaty and angry?

old lady: if you can't stand the heat get outta the kitchen!!!!

rice pilaf? more like, rice poo laff.

[obnoxious laughter]

NO

when a bar of soap is dirty...

do you wash it with... other soap?

i'm pretty sure that every person wearing a trench coast

inside of an art museum is a secret agent.

let's be real, if you're a spy looking to drop off

or receive some top secret info

art museums are a little played out.

if i were a spy i'd choose somewhere more creative.

but still public, still discrete, somewhere where

people do not make direct eye contact.

and i know just the place!

the feminine care aisle of a CVS.

there are 3 types of people in the feminine care aisle of a CVS

1: ladies who know exactly what they want

2: dudes shopping for ladies who know exactly what they want

3: ladies who don't exactly know what they want, so they're reading the products

is this gonna feel like an unrolled yoga mat in between my legs?

do i have a short undercarriage?!

trust me, they're not gonna notice YOU

i would like to make an addendum

there's a fourth type of person who is also in the feminine care aisle of a CVS

and that's 4: smart spies

old lady: feminine care aisle. CVS

haven't been there for years!

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even if you didn't like today's video, please subscribe!

you can also check out some of my other videos if you want

that would be in this region... like a cold front

or a hot front!

comin in.. i don't know. i'm gonna point to a bunch of stuff right now

but i really hope i see you in the future. mmmmkayyyyyy

[smoooches]

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Even Comey's Firing Was All About Trump - Duration: 5:29.

I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

HUGE STORY THAT BROKE JUST MINUTES AGO, LIKE, LESS THAN 10

MINUTES AGO.

F.B.I. DIRECTOR JAMES COMEY HAS JUST BEEN FIRED BY DONALD TRUMP.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Jon: WOOO!

>> Stephen: HUGE, HUGE DONALD TRUMP FANS HERE TONIGHT.

THAT SHOWS NO GRATITUDE AT ALL.

>> Jon: MAN.

>> Stephen: DID TRUMP FORGET ABOUT THE HILLARY EMAILS THAT

COMEY TALKED ABOUT?

I MEAN "THANKS FOR THE PRESIDENCY, JIMMY.

NOW DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU WHERE THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE

SPLIT YOU WANT.

I'M SHOCKED.

MY HEART IS PUMPING.

MY PULSE IS RACING.

HE FIRED THE F.B.I. DIRECTOR WHO HAS SAID UNDER OATH THAT HE'S

INVESTIGATING THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN'S TIES TO RUSSIA.

NO RATIONALE HAS BEEN GIVEN YET AS TO WHY BUT IT CAME ON THE

RECOMMENDATION OF ATTORNEY GENERAL JEFF SESSIONS.

>> Audience: BOOO!

>> Stephen: I THINK-- I THINK I MIGHT KNOW WHY.

I THINK HE WAS FIRED BECAUSE COMEY COULDN'T GE GUESS THE NAME

RUMP PEL STILL SKIN.

TRUMP SENT COMEY A ALL RIGHT IN WHICH HE WRITES:

DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE ABOUT HIM?

"WELL, I GREATLY APPRECIATE YOU TELLING ME THAT I AM AN AMAZING

LOVER, I AM LEAVING YOU FOR A YOUNGER WOMAN, ON THE ADVICE OF

THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE."

( LAUGHTER ) NOW, WE'LL HAVE MORE ON THIS

TOMORROW WHEN THEY SCRAMBLE TO COVER THE WHOLE THING UP.

BUT-- ( LAUGHTER )

BUT SPEAKING OF COVER-UPS, SPEAKING OF COVER-UPS, THIS

WHOLE TRUMP CAMPAIGN-RUSSIA TIE THING WILL NOT GO AWAY, NO

MATTER HOW MANY TIMES TRUMP TWEETS THAT THE WHOLE THING HAS

GONE AWAY.

THE LATEST IS FORMER NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER AND SAM THE

EAGLE COSPLAYER MICHAEL FLYNN-- SEE YOU AT COMIC-CON, SIR.

FLYNN, YOU REMEMBER, WAS FIRED AFTER JUST 24 DAYS BECAUSE HE

LIED ABOUT HIS CONNECTIONS TO RUSSIA AND HE ALSO FAILED TO

REPORT MONEY HE RECEIVED FROM RUSSIAN-LINKED COMPANIES,

INCLUDING $45,000 FOR ATTENDING A GALA DINNER IN MOSCOW WHERE HE

SAT NEXT TO RUSSIAN PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN.

REALLY NICE DINNER, TOO.

>> Jon: MAN,.

>> Stephen: NO, NO.

IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL DINNER.

HE GOT TO CHOOSE BETWEEN CHICKEN, FISH, OR DUFFEL BAG

FULL OF UNTRACEABLE CASH.

THAT'S THE GLUTEN-FREE OPTION.

WELL, YESTERDAY, WE LEARNED THAT DURING THEIR FIRST MEETING AFTER

THE ELECTION, OBAMA WARNED TRUMP ABOUT HIRING FLYNN.

AND IT WAS JUST AS EFFECTIVE AS WHEN OBAMA WARNED AMERICA ABOUT

HIRING TRUMP.

( APPLAUSE ).

( CHEERS ) YEAH.

HE SEEMS PERSUASIVE.

HE SEEMS PERSUASIVE.

JUST COULDN'T SEAL THE DEAL.

IF HE DID THAT, WHY DIDN'T TRUMP HEED THIS WARNING?

SOURCES SAY TRUMP THOUGHT OBAMA WAS JOKING.

YOU KNOW, THAT OLD JOKE: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE

ROAD?" "HE'S WORKING FOR THE RUSSIANS.

AND IT'S ACTUALLY MICHAEL FLYNN IN A CHICKEN COSTUME."

AND OBAMA WASN'T THE ONLY ONE.

IN A SENATE HEARING YESTERDAY, FORMER ACTING ATTORNEY GENERAL

AND FUTURE ROBIN WRIGHT AWARD-WINNING ROLE, SALLY

YATES, SAID SHE ALSO WARNED THE WHITE HOUSE ABOUT FLYNN.

>> THE RUSSIANS ALSO KNEW THAT GENERAL FLYNN HAD MISLED THE

VICE PRESIDENT AND OTHERS.

AND THAT CREATED A COMPROMISED SITUATION, A SITUATION WHEREIN

THE NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER ESSENTIALLY COULD BE BLACKMAILED

BY THE RUSSIANS.

>> Stephen: SO YATES TOLD THE WHITE HOUSE THAT FLYNN WAS

COMPROMISED, AND HE WAS FIRED IMMEDIATELY...

18 DAYS LATER.

( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S A LOT OF LAG TIME.

IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME QUICK CATCH PHRASE TRUMP HAD FOR

REMOVING PEOPLE FROM THEIR JOBS.

OH, I KNOW-- "YOU'RE NOT MY SON-IN-LAW."

( APPLAUSE ) BUT OUT, OUT.

( APPLAUSE ) I DON'T KNOW.

BUT TRUMP'S NOT WORRIED ABOUT THE TESTIMONY OF SALLY YATES OR

THE TESTIMONY OF FORMER INTELLIGENCE DIRECTOR JAMES

CLAPPER, TWEETING: "DIRECTOR CLAPPER REITERATED

WHAT EVERYBODY, INCLUDING THE FAKE MEDIA, ALREADY KNOWS--

THERE IS 'NO EVIDENCE' OF COLLUSION WITH RUSSIA AND

TRUMP."

UM, MR. PRESIDENT, A LITTLE TIP: WHEN YOU PUT "NO EVIDENCE" IN

QUOTES, IT REALLY MAKES YOU SEEM "INNOCENT."

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND TO REALLY DRIVE THE POINT

HOME, TRUMP PHOTOSHOPPED THAT TWEET INTO HIS TWITTER BANNER.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO PHOTOSHOP SOMETHING INTO THIS PICTURE, I'D

RECOMMEND MAYBE A BLACK PERSON.

JUST-- JUST PRETEND-- PRUAR PRET IT'S A COLLEGE BROCHURE.

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Funny Clown & Peppa Pig | Learn colors with Animals & paper planes for kids | Funny Video for Kids - Duration: 8:06.

Hi Kids,

Today Funny Clown Bob will present you afunny story of Peppa Pig and George learning colors with animals and paper planes.

In this video for kids you will see a toy play of how paper planes teach Peppa Pig rainbow colors.

Do not forget to subscribe under the video and like it

Click on the picture to see other funny videos

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Ding Dong Bell Part 2 | Kids Nursery Rhymes Collection | 3D Kindergarten Songs by Little Treehouse - Duration: 1:00:26.

Ding dong bell

kitty's in a well

Who put him in,

little Johnny flin

Who pulled him out,

little Johnny stout

What a naughty boy was that to try to drown a cat

He didn't mean him any harm but he scared all the mice on the farmer's barn

Ding dong bell

kitty's in a well

Who put him in,

little Johnny flin

Who pulled him out,

little Johnny stout

What a naughty boy was that to try to drown a cat

He didn't mean him any harm but he scared all the mice on the farmer's barn

Ding dong bell

Ding dong bell

Ding dong bell

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Stephen Talks To A Bill (Yes, The Healthcare One) - Duration: 5:43.

PEOPLE ARE STILL ANGRY ABOUT THE HEALTH CARE BILL THAT CONGRESS

PASSED LAST THURSDAY.

>> Audience: BOO!

YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE, BUT THANK YOU.

AND TRUMP KNOWS WHY: "WOW, THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA DID

EVERYTHING IN ITS POWER TO MAKE THE REPUBLICAN HEALTH CARE

VICTORY LOOK AS BAD AS POSSIBLE.

FAR BETTER THAN OCARE!" "OCARE," OF COURSE, IS AN

ABBREVIATION FOR THE WORDS "OBAMA" AND "CARES IF YOU DIE."

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

AND HOUSE REPUBLICANS-- YAY!

YAY!

WE'RE GONNA DIE!

AND HOUSE REPUBLICANS ARE TAKING HEAT, LIKE IDAHO CONGRESSMAN AND

HISPANIC DILBERT, RAUL LABRADOR.

>> YOU'RE MANDATING PEOPLE ON MEDICAID ACCEPT DYING.

YOU ARE MAKING A MANDATE-- >> NO ONE WANTS ANYBODY TO DIE.

YOU KNOW, THAT LINE IS SO INDEFENSIBLE.

NOBODY DIES BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO HEALTH

CARE.

( CROWD BOOS ) >> Stephen: HE'S RIGHT.

HE'S RIGHT.

THEY DIE FROM SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT TO AN ANGRY MOB WITH

NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE.

( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS )

>> Jon: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT.

>> Stephen: THAT IS BALLSY.

LABRADOR DEFENDED HIS REMARKS, SAYING, "DURING TEN HOURS OF

TOWN HALLS, ONE OF MY ANSWERS ABOUT HEALTH CARE WASN'T VERY

ELEGANT."

OH, THE PROBLEM ISN'T "WHAT" HE SAID.

IT'S THAT IT WASN'T SAID ELEGANTLY.

LET ME TRY FOR JUST A SECOND.

LET ME TRY.

UH-HUH HELP UH-HUH.

UH-HUH.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

( LAUGHTER ) THIS REALLY MESSES WITH YOUR

DEPTH PERCEPTION.

( LAUGHTER ) HERE WE GO.

HERE WE GO.

NOBODY DIES BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO HEALTH CARE.

( LAUGHTER ) ELEGANT!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) LOOK WHERE I LIT IT.

LOOK WHERE I LIT IT.

THERE YOU GO.

THAT IS SOME-- THAT IS SOME GOOD FILTER.

( LAUGHTER ) ANOTHER DEFENDER OF THE BILL WAS

DIRECTOR OF THE OFFICE OF MANAGEMENT AND BUDGET AND MAN

ASKING GOD TO STRIKE HIM DOWN NOW, MICK MULVANEY.

THIS SUNDAY, HE TOLD CBS'S JOHN DICKERSON WHY WE SHOULDN'T WORRY

ABOUT THE NEW HEALTH CARE BILL.

>> THE BILL THAT PASSED OUT OF THE HOUSE IS MOST LIKELY NOT

GOING TO BE THE BILL THAT IS PUT IN FRONT OF THE PRESIDENT.

>> SO THE PRESIDENT KEPT SAYING THIS IS A GREAT BILL AND IT'S A

GOOD BILL BUT IT'S INCOMPLETE ISIA WHATYOU'RE SAYING.

>> WE REMEMBER SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK WHEN WE WERE KIDS, I'M A BILL,

YES A BILL, BUT IT'S GOING TO GO THROUGH THAT PROCESS.

>> Stephen: OOD IT'S JUST LIKE SCHOOL HOUSE ROCKS.

HERE TO RESPOND FROM THE CAPITOL STEPS, PLEASE WELCOME HEALTH

CARE BILL.

BILL, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.

>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME, STEPHEN.

>> Stephen: BILL LET ME JUST ASK YOU SOMETHING--

♪ I'M JUST A BILL, YES I'M ONLY A BILL.

♪ AND I'M SITTING HERE ON CAPITOL HILL ♪

>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND.

>> THAT'S MY SONG?

>> I KNOW IT'S YOUR SONG, BILL.

IT'S HOW YOU'RE KNOWN.

BUT DO YOU AGREE WITH MICK MULVANEY THAT ARE YOU NOT YET IN

YOUR FINAL FORM?

>> THAT'S RIGHT, STEPHEN.

THE HOUSE MAY HAVE PASSED ME, BUT NOW I GO TO THE SENATE, AND

THE WHOLE THING STARTS ALL OVER AGAIN.

IT'S A LONG JOURNEY, BUT I CAN'T WAIT TO BE A LAW!

>> Stephen: BILL, YOU SHOULD KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T

LIKE YOU.

>> THEY DON'T?

BUT, STEPHEN-- ♪ I'M JUST A BILL

YES I'M ONLY A BILL ♪ AND I'M SITTING HERE --

>> Stephen: WE KNOW.

LISTEN.

>> OH, THAT'S RIGHT, WE ESTABLISHED THAT.

>> Stephen: NOW, BILL, I HAVE TO ASK-- HAVE YOU EVEN READ

YOURSELF?

>> WELL, NO, I THOUGHT THE CONGRESS WOULD

READ ME.

>> Stephen: THEY DIDN'T, BILL, AND IF YOU BECOME LAW, 24

MILLION PEOPLE COULD LOSE THEIR HEALTH INSURANCE.

>> WHAT?

THAT'S TERRIBLE.

WELL, AT LEAST I COVER PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS.

>> Stephen: NO, YOU DON'T DO THAT, EITHER.

>> MY GOD, I'M A MONSTER.

WHO CREATED ME?

>> Stephen: BILL, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT

DONALD TRUMP...

IS YOUR FATHER.

>> NO!

THAT'S NOT TRUE!

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: READ YOURSELF, BILL.

READ YOURSELF, BILL.

YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.

>> NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>> Stephen: CALM DOWN, BILL, CALM DOWN.

IT'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.

>> NO, I HAVE TO BE STOPPED.

IF NO ONE ELSE WILL DO IT, I'LL VETO MYSELF!

>> Stephen: NO, BILL!

NO, BILL, DON'T!

>> AAARRGGHHH!

>> Stephen: OH, MY GOD.

HE'S-- HE'S DEAD.

>> NO, I'M NOT.

THEY MADE COPIES.

WE'RE ALL SCREWED!

>> Stephen: HEALTH CARE BILL, EVERYBODY.

WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

MY GUESTS ARE JON STEWART, JOHN OLIVER, SAM BEE, ROB CORDDRY,

AND ED HELMS!

STICK AROUND.

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MY TALKING CAT ANGELA #24 TALKING TOM AND FRIENDS - games, cartoons about kittens and cats - Duration: 9:10.

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Introducing Moon Jae-in, Korea's new president - Duration: 1:45.

So who is Moon Jae-in as a politician... and a person?

Our Park Se-young helps us get better acquainted with South Korea's new president.

A best-selling author, human rights lawyer, a leader of the opposition party,... and now

the newly elected president.

The 64-year-old politician has held many titles through the years, but they haven't always

been in politics.

Moon Jae-in was born in 1953 in Geoje, Gyeongsangnam-do Province, an island just off the coast of

Busan, the eldest son of a refugee from North Korea.

In the 70s, he was arrested and later expelled from college for organizing a protest against

the authoritarian Park Chung-hee administration.

While performing his mandatory military service, assigned to the special forces, he was part

of the response team to the 1976 ax murder incident in the demilitarized zone.

After the military, he became a human rights lawyer, which is where he met and befriended

the late Roh Moo-hyun, who went on to become Korea's ninth president.

Moon served as Roh's campaign manager and then as his presidential chief of staff.

In 2012, Moon entered politics by winning a seat in the National Assembly representing

Busan's Sasang-gu District as a member of the Democratic United Party.

He was later nominated as the party's candidate in the 2012 presidential election but lost

to Park Geun-hye.

He then became the leader of the New Politics Alliance for Democracy in 2015.

That ultimately prompted the departure of rival Ahn Cheol-soo... and the party to change

its name to the Democratic Party of Korea, as it is known today.

Park Se-young, Arirang News.

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Growing Up With Zelda #ZeldaFan [Danno Trigger] - Duration: 7:22.

Nintendo held a contest last year where fans had to prove they were the number one Zelda

fan in Canada.

Zelda fans could express their fondness of the series however they pleased.

I'm not a hugely dedicated fan, but I figured my odds were probably pretty good, so I made

this video as my entry.

This is a story about how I came to enjoy the Zelda series.

The first Zelda experience I remember is from when I was about 6 or 7 years old.

I saw a kid playing on his Gameboy.

Being a Gameboy gamer myself, I went to see what he was playing.

Little did I know I'd soon discover one of my favourite games of all time, Link's Awakening.

Noticing my interest, he allowed me to play a little - the game had me hooked instantly.

Before long, I had to give his Gameboy back and go home, but it was a game I would not

soon forget.

Fast forward a few years, I had a friend who owned the game and didn't want it anymore,

so I bought it from him.

The game had such a quirky and hilarious world.

There was the time the raccoon was laughing at me and boasting how I'd get lost because

of him...

The time a kid in the town told me how to save the game, but insisted he had no idea

what it meant as he was just a kid!

Answering phone calls from Ulrira, handing a photo of Princess Peach to Mr. Wright, stomping

Goombas, fighting Kirby...

I also love the game's narrator, who's always full of excitement and sarcasm.

The game had so many priceless moments.

Not only that, but the game had this odd feeling about it, like there was something deep behind

all the nonsense.

And then there was the grand finale...

A song I still find enchanting to this day, The Ballad of the Windfish.

By this time, I had a chance to play A Link to the Past on the Super Nintendo as well

since my older brother borrowed it from one of his friends.

I'd become all too familiar with iconic items such as the hookshot, pegasus boots, and bow.

It was the first game I'd ever played to make me feel powerless and isolated in the game's world.

It was incredible.

You play as a hero who can overcome any challenge, then you wind up in the Dark World where everything

is twisted, including yourself!

No weapons, no attacks, you're completely helpless and just have to try and do your

best in a world where everything is against you.

It was almost like a prototype for a horror game.

Of course, to top it all off, the game had a memorable soundtrack.

The song from the Dark World's mountains left the biggest impression on me and remains one

of my favourite Zelda songs to date.

I wasn't able to finish the game back then, but was glad to later buy the re-release on

Gameboy Advance in 2002.

Just when I thought the Zelda series couldn't get any better, Ocarina of Time came out on

the '64 and changed gaming as we know it.

I'm sure everyone knows why this is considered by many to be the greatest game of all time.

I could praise the game in many ways, but I'll try to keep it short.

My favourite part was the ocarina itself.

I mean... you could actually play it yourself!

I loved the freedom of being able to just mess around with it and play whatever tune

you want, anytime, anywhere.

It felt so immersive to have to actually remember the songs and actually play them note by note.

It felt so rewarding to memorize them since they had cool effects like fast travel, making

it rain, or calling your horse.

As a bonus, the songs were pretty catchy and enjoyable.

Then came Majora's Mask... it's hard for me to decide which is my #1 Zelda game, but it's

either this one or Link's Awakening.

It had a similar bizarre feeling to it.

I mean, there's an ugly moon in the sky crashing into the planet,

you're in some weird parallel universe full of familiar faces,

and the game is filled with restless souls seeking peace.

I know a lot of people dislike the 3 day time limit, but I love it.

I love the way the game makes Link fail over and over again.

Countless times he was unable to stop the Skull Kid from destroying Clock Town.

And then you eventually kind of accept that there's nothing you can do about it for now.

You reset time for convenience without even bothering to confront the Skull Kid.

I feel like the game is really dark even though it's cartoony and filled with smiling people

who stay positive despite their impending doom,

and I think that makes it really interesting.

Of course, collecting masks and using their effects also adds a lot of fun to the game.

My brother bought me Majora's Mask for Christmas in 2000.

I couldn't have possibly asked for a better gift.

After that, I decided I wanted to play every Zelda game out there.

My friend helped me out by giving me Zelda 1 and 2 for the NES as a birthday gift.

It was pretty interesting to see how the series started, though the old NES cartridge lost

my save data before I could beat the first game.

A lot of people say bad things about Zelda 2, but I enjoyed how it took a completely

different approach to the series.

I remember it sent chills down my spine when I heard the remix of the temple song in Smash

Bros Melee.

I was so excited to be one of the few people to know where the song originated from.

I remember a big dilemma as a kid was deciding if I should get Oracle of Ages or Oracle of

Seasons for Gameboy Color.

My friend and I were both very excited for the games.

It feels kinda sad that a lot of people overlook these games, they're quite interesting and

worth playing!

We eventually decided that he'd get Oracle of Seasons and I'd get Oracle of Ages.

Lucky for me, he eventually wanted to sell it, so I gladly took it off his hands.

Now that I think of it, I got quite a few Zelda games from him.

Needless to say, he was a great friend.

I had fun times playing Four Swords on the Gameboy Advance as well as Four Swords Adventure

on the Gamecube with my sister and friends.

I was originally upset at Wind Waker for not being more like the Zelda games on the '64,

but I eventually gave it a chance and had a great time sailing the seas and discovering

new islands.

I've beaten Minish Cap and I even played the Game & Watch Zelda game featured in Game & Watch

Gallery 4!

As I became an adult and started working, I gravitated towards MMOs instead of console

games.

I'd just work and never really buy myself anything...

but when I heard a Zelda game was released for Nintendo DS in 2007,

I went to my local game retailer and bought myself a DS with Phantom Hourglass right away.

The creative use of all the DS' features really impressed me back then.

Shocking as it may be, I never played Twilight Princess in those days.

I had a Gamecube, but all the talk of the Wii's motion controls made me want to get

the Wii version instead.

I thought that if the Wii remote would act as my sword, I'd need a lot of room to swing

it around, so I decided I'd wait until I had more room

in my house.

Years passed and it just kinda slipped off my radar.

In 2014, I married my fiancee and we started living together.

She had a Wii U and a 3DS, which lured me back into playing Nintendo games.

Conveniently, the Wii U also plays old Wii games, so I finally got my chance to play

Twilight Princess, as well as Skyward Sword.

I also got A Link Between Worlds for 3DS.

When it was released, we also got Hyrule Warriors for Wii U and put in a lot of hours playing

together.

I haven't fully played through Twilight Princess, Skyward Sword, or Link Between Worlds yet

since I've been catching up on a ton of great Nintendo games I missed out on throughout

the years.

I also still need to play through Spirit Tracks at some point.

Perhaps I'm not the #1 Zelda fan in Canada, I don't have the biggest collection and I

haven't beat them all... but, y'know, I'm still a pretty big fan.

And I'm working on getting through them one Zelda game at a time...!

There are many different things to enjoy about the Zelda series, including the music, characters,

storyline, setting, minigames, and gameplay.

Of course, I appreciate all these things.

I especially like how every boss has unique attack patterns and a certain method for victory.

The freedom of the inventory system is also one of the best parts of the games.

It's amazing to have a huge variety of items that you can use anytime you want.

To me, Zelda was always more than just a game.

It was something that others shared with me, something I could discuss with other people,

and it's something I'll never forget.

The games inspired my imagination, motivated me to draw, and showed me new styles.

These are some Zelda pictures I drew within the past 10 years.

Link's Awakening gave me a certain appreciation for older artstyles with how Link had a big

nose and a cartoon hairstyle you could only get

away with in the '80s or early '90s.

Majora's Mask taught me that you could pull off some really interesting shading

if you dare to colour over your drawing with black for the shadows.

Of course, the Zelda series also motivated me to put several hours into making this video.

In the end I didn't win anything for this video, but that's okay.

I had fun reminiscing on the time I spent playing Zelda games.

What's your most memorable Zelda moment?

Let me know in the comments below.

Good night, YouTube!

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One of the first items on President Moon's to-do list today... was to meet the leaders

of the major political parties... one-by-one.

For more on this, let's go over to our Shin Se-min, who's been keeping track of the president's

schedule this morning.

Se-min, President Moon's first meeting was with the conservative Liberty Korea Party...?

That's right.

His first stop here in Yeoido, the seat of Korean politics,... was the headquarters of

the Liberty Korea Party,... which is now the main opposition party in parliament.

The visit could indicate that Moon is hoping to embrace all sides of the political spectrum...

in a bid to work through their differences.

He also met with the leaders of the other major political parties in the order of the

number of seats they hold in parliament -- so after the Liberty Korea Party, he met with

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"Our politics needs to have love for the people, communication with the people and tolerance

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"I want to offer you my sincere congratulations.

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"I wish you well and hope you fulfill your promise to unify the people, and I hope you

will help the country overcome the security and the economic crisis it is facing.

Our party will work with you to help you in the execution of your duties as president."

"I congratulate you again Mr. President.

It was the victory of the candle light vigils,… a victory for all people."

President Moon responded by thanking the presidential contenders for their hard work and competition.

Moon has not yet been able to meet with the leaders of his own Democratic Party of Korea,

as his morning schedule was pretty packed,... his first actions in the political realm...

are seen as a step toward bringing the nation back together... after a divisive few months.

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INSTABADDIE!!😍😍 || Sensationnel Empress Wig CIARA || 99J - Duration: 3:45.

I loved welcome back to the channel

waste to waste on here with another

review so this is a quick show-and-tell

on a unit by sensation al and it's been

out for a while but I have it in the

style Sierra and this is her care card

so color on the model is TP 410 16 I

have the 99 J so this is a unit straight

out of the pack I did finger comb it

just a little bit this is a more yaki

type unit really doesn't have too much

of a silky feel to it it is a full cap

wig so there is no waste to cut you do

get two combs in the front by the

parting space and then you get one in

the back with adjustable straps this

does have considerable parting and I did

go in and pluck and tweeze - it's a real

tiny bit so if you are interested in

seeing how I style tiara go ahead and

continue watching

okay final thoughts on myths

Ciarra I really had make mixed feelings

because of the texture yaki units can be

really hard to pull off blood do you see

this body you see the body on this unit

this is just I love it I love CRA yes I

do

cap construction is definitely big head

friendly this is a stretchy cap and I

was worried about that line of

demarcation with the parting space no

problem my only kind of con is that I do

wish that this bein was a little bit

longer I just feel like it's too short

for me personally she does tangle a

little bit not too much and as far as

shedding I have not pulled out any hairs

at all

I don't think yep not no hairs so let me

go ahead and fix eyes a 360 I'm filling

myself a mess Sierra

she is a keeper

Missy Hara you I hope that yes she is

but so if you are interested in Missy

ara

I'll go ahead and leave all the

information for where to purchase down

below don't forget to like comment if

you haven't already done so go ahead and

hit the subscribe button

this is wicks away sweat and of course I

will talk to you guys in the next one

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Dive Conditions Report For Caloundra 10 May 2017 Sunshine Coast Queensland Australia #ScubaDive - Duration: 3:13.

Hey you people have the interwebs it is

Q bringing you, your dive conditions

midweek report and at the Caloundra

coast guard Jetty were on an outbound

tide. The wind is currently fresh at 29

km/h from the south, which means The

Passage is nice and smooth. It's looking

a lot cleaner than it has been recently,

but still not quite as much visibility

as we'd like for a drift dive.

Which again, is a bit of a shame, because

the tide times are great for a drift dive

in The Pumicestone Passage this weekend.

As we look down onto Kings Beach, pretty

gray and overcast at the moment, but the

weather forecast is for the clouds to

clear and we should just get a couple of

showers here and there right through the

rest of the week and into Saturday and

Sunday. However the bad news is there is

no visibility in the water at the moment

and with the Cyclones out in the Pacific

at the moment, I think the waves are only

going to pick up and that will cause

more sediment to be disturbed from the

bottom and create less visibility, if

there could be any less visibility than

there is at the moment. Getting up close

and personal with the water at Kings

Beach boat ramp, just confirms once again

there is zero visibility in the water

and again it's not likely to change

anytime soon. At Shelly Beach the

conditions get worse. The waves are far

far bigger here and it's my sneaking

suspicion that this is the effect of the

cyclone out in the Pacific, rather than

the southern direction wind which is

currently blowing offshore at this Beach.

And in relation to how the water looked

last week, things are going backwards, the

water is even dirtier this week then

previously. Zero visibility and no chance

of it clearing up anytime soon. Taking a

bird's-eye view down onto what is The

Keyhole dive site, two words come to mind.

Lumpy and filthy and from this vantage

point we can actually see that the water

color has gone back to the milky coffee

color that was here just after cyclone

Debbie passed through. So it's anybody's

guess as to how long this is going to

take before we get any visibility back

whatsoever. Taking a look at Moffatt Beach,

I can see that the council have opened

Tooway Creek, which explains why there's

so much dirty water around the coast in

this area. Again zero visibility and the

surfers are having a great day of it. But

like the visibility, there's zero chance

of any fun for scuba divers in the near

future. Your tide times for this weekend,

Saturday we have a high at 9:20 a.m. and

a low at 3:12 p.m. Sunday we have a high

at 9:57 a.m. and a low at 3:45 p.m.

We're expecting the swell to be around

about 1.5 meters for both Saturday and

Sunday. So in summary, I don't think

there's any chance of any Caloundra

based shore diving this coming weekend.

If you found this dive conditions

midweek report with Q helpful,

leave a thumbs up down below, it

really does help me out, and of course

subscribe to the YouTube channel to see

future videos.

Thanks for watching and take it easy

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Too Many Bananas : Learn Hindi with subtitles - Story for Children BookBox com - Duration: 4:36.

Too Many Bananas

Written by Noni

Sringeri Srinivas was having

a very bad day.

Nobody wanted the sweet,

ripe bananas

he was growing on his farm.

Not his family.

Not his neighbour.

Not his friends.

Not the traders

who could sell the bananas

in far away markets.

And not even his cows!

"No, thank you,"

they all said.

"The bananas are very sweet

but we have had too many.

We cannot eat any more!"

Poor Sringeri Srinivas!

What was he to do now

with his rich harvest of bananas?

He decided to seek help

from the Farmer's Centre

in Doddooru, a big town near his village.

Off he went

carrying the best

crop of bananas.

Surely someone there

would have a good idea for him.

A few days later,

Sringeri Srinivas returned home

looking very happy.

He went back

to growing bananas on his farm.

But he did not offer

the fruits

to anyone anymore.

Not to his family.

Not to his neighbour.

Not to his friends.

Not to the traders

who could sell the bananas

in far away markets.

And not even to his cows!

Everyone became very curious.

Where were

all the bananas going?

One day

neighbour Shivanna

arranged a very big pooja.

The priest asked him

The priest asked him

to get 108 ripe bananas

as an offering to the gods.

Shivanna ran to Sringeri Srinivas.

"I'm sorry for saying no to you before

"I'm sorry for saying no to you before

but now I need

108 ripe bananas.

Can you help me, please?"

Sringeri Srinivas tapped his chin.

"Well, my crop has just been cut

but let me see what I can do.

but let me see what I can do.

You may start your pooja.

I will surely come."

The pooja started.

The whole village

came to watch.

The priest began chanting.

Soon it became time to

offer bananas

to the Gods.

Just then, in came Sringeri Srinivas

carrying a big bag.

From the bag,

he carefully took out 27 packets

and laid them out

before the holy fire.

Each packet

was carefully wrapped in banana leaf.

On each one was written –

"High Quality Banana Halwa,

"High Quality Banana Halwa,

S.S. Farms."

Sringeri Srinivas

offered one to the priest.

"Each one has

the pulp of 4 bananas.

There are 27 packets.

So here are your

108 ripe bananas!"

The priest was so surprised

that he forgot to chant.

In the silence,

one child began to laugh.

Soon the whole village

was laughing

and clapping.

Now we know

what Sringeri Srinivas does

with all the bananas that he grows!

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INSTABADDIE!!😍😍 || Sensationnel Empress Wig CIARA || 99J - Duration: 3:45.

I loved welcome back to the channel

waste to waste on here with another

review so this is a quick show-and-tell

on a unit by sensation al and it's been

out for a while but I have it in the

style Sierra and this is her care card

so color on the model is TP 410 16 I

have the 99 J so this is a unit straight

out of the pack I did finger comb it

just a little bit this is a more yaki

type unit really doesn't have too much

of a silky feel to it it is a full cap

wig so there is no waste to cut you do

get two combs in the front by the

parting space and then you get one in

the back with adjustable straps this

does have considerable parting and I did

go in and pluck and tweeze - it's a real

tiny bit so if you are interested in

seeing how I style tiara go ahead and

continue watching

okay final thoughts on myths

Ciarra I really had make mixed feelings

because of the texture yaki units can be

really hard to pull off blood do you see

this body you see the body on this unit

this is just I love it I love CRA yes I

do

cap construction is definitely big head

friendly this is a stretchy cap and I

was worried about that line of

demarcation with the parting space no

problem my only kind of con is that I do

wish that this bein was a little bit

longer I just feel like it's too short

for me personally she does tangle a

little bit not too much and as far as

shedding I have not pulled out any hairs

at all

I don't think yep not no hairs so let me

go ahead and fix eyes a 360 I'm filling

myself a mess Sierra

she is a keeper

Missy Hara you I hope that yes she is

but so if you are interested in Missy

ara

I'll go ahead and leave all the

information for where to purchase down

below don't forget to like comment if

you haven't already done so go ahead and

hit the subscribe button

this is wicks away sweat and of course I

will talk to you guys in the next one

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The Runes: Uruz ᚢ - Duration: 9:14.

Hello friends, how are you?

my name is Arith Härger

and today I'm going to talk about the rune Uruz

now, if you have seen the previous video

you already know how this is going to be

so with no more delay lets go straight to business

Uruz

the rune

literally means "Aurochs"

which were these prehistoric European bulls

great magnificent wild creatures

hunted down till extinction

so, therefore, this rune is connected with physical strength

but also with life force

and courage, physical health

endurance, and vigor and healing

and in psychological terms

it's connected with determination

and persistence and also freedom and courage of course, as I've mentioned

and one's free-will and independence

this rune was primarily connected with the male gender

because of physical strength

vitality, stamina, virality

and

the uncontrollable rage and the warrior spirit

you have to take in mind that the runes date back to a time

when in most societies

man were the hunters

the warriors

and they were the ones to do all the works that required physical strength

so this rune is also connected with insensitivity and brutality

but just like the pagan traditions

the runes shape themselves to the new realities of the world

and fortunately

we live in an Era that there isn't-

there is nothing a man can do that a woman can't either

Hashtag Feminism :P

but

but the main connections with this rune are with

physical strength

health

courage

and endurance

now the mythology around this rune

it's quite possible that in its origins

the first rune from the previous video - Fehu

and this rune - Uruz

represent a primordial pair

two polarities that together create life

so one rune - Fehu

represents Audumbla and the domesticaded cattle

while Uruz represents the Aurochs

these wild bovine creatures

one rune represents the female gender

and the other the male gender

so one represents this civilized and almost domesticated aspect of ourselves

while the other one represents our most wild nature

so the two runes are very much connected

so there may have once been a mythological equivalent to the mother goddess

represented by a wild bull totem

but unfortunately that knowledge is lost to us

this rune is connected to the god Thor

the thunder god

the champion of the deities of Ásgard

and the sworn enemy to the forces of chaos

however, in uncontrollable rage

he unleashes storms

he unleashes chaotic power, even

so he completely loses control of his true nature

he unleashes power without measuring the consequences of it

he becomes the very thing he fights against

my point is . . .

this rune indicates that it is connected to the unconscious power that we create

by shaping the energies of this rune

so we must be guided wisely when working with this rune

so to not let ourselves be consumed by our wild instincts

now, divination work with this rune

lets start with its upright meaning

life's persistent and its endless resourcefulness

in the tasks that we must perform in order to survive

are implied within Uruz

thus it is a rune of manifestation, regeneration and, of course, endurance

very powerful energies are at work when this rune appears in a rune-reading

but it is a good omen if you require vitality

and life force

however

tread lightly when you deal with such powerful forces

be cautious, or the wild nature of this rune, and indeed your own wild nature

might take over your senses and you end up regretting having chosen to work or to use the powerful energies of this rune

after all this is the rune of free-will

so it's your own choice to use, or not

the power of this rune, the power that is given or presented to you

and you will know when that power lies before you

take this metaphor for instance, that I've just made up

it's fairly easy to provoke a bull

but it's not that simple to stop it once you have provoked it into its limits

this rune points out that a phase in your life has come to an end

and a new one will begin

has to

because the life you have been living might not be the best to you

so you must force an end and force a new beginning

this is a rune of change and positive growth

so it might take you into the wildest aspects of yourself

and you both have to learn and to live with your own reality

so put aside the child in you

and let the adult come forth

to deal with the consequences

as I've said in the beginning of this video

this rune - Uruz - literally means "Aurochs"

and the aurochs were never domesticated

no matter how much we have tried

until we were the cause of its extinction

so you must overcome your wild nature before it consumes you

it will never go away but you have to learn how to control it

before it controls you

this rune is associated with courage, great strength and endurance

so this means that, eventually, you will overcome any obstacle

but it won't be easy

so use your intelligence to harnest the power of Uruz wisely

and finally, this rune is very good for healing

and to give strength to those who have been ill, and are in need of a quick recovery

now lets go for its inverted meaning

and still for divination works

weakness and physical or mental fatigue

are indicated when Uruz appears inverted in a rune-reading

there may have been an underlying health problem

or perhaps it's time for a check-up

a thorough review on your lifestyle

this rune is warning you that there is somethign wrong with your health

be attentive or you might lose a great deal

failling to take advantage of a positive moment in your life

this rune will give you some clues but it will never tell you what it is

so be very attentive because poweful forces may range against you

your own power might be even used against you

now, bindrunes

creating unique symbols by connecting different runes

when using Uruz with other runes it will reenforce the power of those runes

it will bring out the power in which a specific rune is more concerned with

every rune is linked to specific powers but in those powers there is only one more powerful than all the rest

and what Uruz will do is to reenforce that power

just that one

and leave the weakest behind

but be careful not to let it control you and not to be consumed by that power

so that's it friends

I hope you have enjoyed this video

all the links to my social media are down below at the description

thank you so much for watching

see you on the next video of the next rune

and . . .

tack för idag! (thank you for today!)

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